worst valentine day gifts for girls and guys (list)

[Kavita]

Roses from the gas station
Teddy bears from the check out line
Cleaning tools, even if they are pink
self help products
Cliched Jewerely




any more I might add?

[PakiRican]

there is no worst gift
not to sound lame but its the thought that counts
all those things are better then nothing

[LAKERFAN8]

condoms :no:

[PakiRican]

condoms :no:
i got a pink thong once :|
i never wore it
do you want it?

[Just A Man]

Roses from the gas station
Teddy bears from the check out line
Cleaning tools, even if they are pink
self help products
Cliched Jewerely




any more I might add?


its the thought that counts...

[Just A Man]

Don't beleive in Valentine's Day.

The day was made up by Hallmark to boost retail business that died from the last holiday season.

[LAKERFAN8]

i got a pink thong once :|
i never wore it
do you want it?
wear it once real quick and then i will take it :hs:

[PakiRican]

wear it once real quick and then i will take it :hs:
lol perve
why do you want my used underwear anyway?

[LAKERFAN8]

lol perve
why do you want my used underwear anyway?
cuz its the closest i will ever get prolly to getting in your pants :(

[hakuna-matata]

I won't have to worry about it this time around

[PakiRican]

cuz its the closest i will ever get prolly to getting in your pants :(
i dont wear pants
i wear shalwar

[LAKERFAN8]

i dont wear pants
i wear shalwar
so are you saying there is a chance? :hs:

[PakiRican]

so are you saying there is a chance? :hs:
im just saying
i dont wear pants
so dont bother getting into them
focus on the shalwar

[LAKERFAN8]

im just saying
i dont wear pants
so dont bother getting into them
focus on the shalwar

i will untie the naalaa first

:hs:

then to the promised land

[PakiRican]

i will untie the naalaa first

:hs:

then to the promised land
lmao what promised land

[LAKERFAN8]

lmao what promised land
you know,

where the khushboo is :hs:

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

the bears with the 'i love you' thing. way lame.

[PakiRican]

you know,

where the khushboo is :hs:
kaisi khushboo?
ghuma phirakay mat baat karo

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

:lol: at you two.

[LAKERFAN8]

kaisi khushboo?
ghuma phirakay mat baat karo

woh khushboo jo sirf ek larki ke salwaar mein hoti hai

jo aadmi ko ek deewana pagal banaa sakti hai

aur us aadmi ka haathi ko uthaa sakti hai :hs:

[PakiRican]

woh khushboo jo sirf ek larki ke salwaar mein hoti hai

jo aadmi ko ek deewana pagal banaa sakti hai

aur us aadmi ka haathi ko uthaa sakti hai :hs:
tumhare paas bhi haathi hai?

[LAKERFAN8]

tumhare paas bhi haathi hai?
hanji, aur woh bahut khush hota hai jab woh larki ki khushboo pechaan ta hai :hs:

[PakiRican]

hanji, aur woh bahut khush hota hai jab woh larki ki khushboo pechaan ta hai :hs:
bara awara haathi hai tumara

[BurntToast]

YES. ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, ASSHOLE.

Appreciate.

[LAKERFAN8]

bara awara haathi hai tumara
aashiq hai, main kya karoon? :hs:

[buylill]

lol at laker and pakirican

[PakiRican]

aashiq hai, main kya karoon? :hs:
apnay haathi ko samjaw
awarapan achi baat nahi hai

[BoO bOo]

lol @ lakerfan and pakirican :rofl:

[LAKERFAN8]

apnay haathi ko samjaw
awarapan achi baat nahi hai
lekin deewanapan bhi hai

tumhare salwaar ki jaadu bahut ajeeb se deewanapan karti hai mere haathi par :hs:

[PakiRican]

lekin deewanapan bhi hai

tumhare salwaar ki jaadu bahut ajeeb se deewanapan karti hai mere haathi par :hs:
acha?
meri shalwar mai aisi kya khaas baat hai?

[LAKERFAN8]

acha?
meri shalwar mai aisi kya khaas baat hai?
tumhare salwaar mein koi khaas baat nahin hai, lekin jo salwaar ke peeche hai, woh to mere haathi ke liye jalwa hai

:hs:

[PakiRican]

tumhare salwaar mein koi khaas baat nahin hai, lekin jo salwaar ke peeche hai, woh to mere haathi ke liye jalwa hai

:hs:
wa wa kya baat hai
shalwar kay peeche kya hai?
zara hum ko bhi to pata chale

[LAKERFAN8]

wa wa kya baat hai
shalwar kay peeche kya hai?
zara hum ko bhi to pata chale
tum khud jaan sakte hai, salwaar utaar kar

sheeshay mein dekh kar, woh jo nazara tum dekhenge kohinoor heera jaise ho ga :hs:

[PakiRican]

tum khud jaan sakte hai, salwaar utaar kar

sheeshay mein dekh kar, woh jo nazara tum dekhenge kohinoor heera jaise ho ga :hs:
:p kohinoor jaise?
acha?
mere shalwar kay andar inti khaas cheez hai, aur muje aaj tak nahi pata

[LAKERFAN8]

:p kohinoor jaise?
acha?
mere shalwar kay andar inti khaas cheez hai, aur muje aaj tak nahi pata
hum tumhari kohinoor ko loot layenge. humara haathi ka trunk bahut zabardast hai :hs:

[PakiRican]

hum tumhari kohinoor ko loot layenge. humara haathi ka trunk bahut zabardast hai :hs:
loot kay dikado

[LAKERFAN8]

loot kay dikado
main dakku dil ka, aur tumhari kohinoor ka bhi

ek din tum ko meri begum banaunga, aur duniye ko pata lag jayega ke mere paas ek heera hai, jis ka naam hai Begum PakiRican

wah wah kya baat hai, mashallah <3

[PakiRican]

main dakku dil ka, aur tumhari kohinoor ka bhi

ek din tum ko meri begum banaunga, aur duniye ko pata lag jayega ke mere paas ek heera hai, jis ka naam hai Begum PakiRican

wah wah kya baat hai, mashallah <3
acha muje apna begum banawgay
laikin naam hi nahi pata?
ka baat hai

[LAKERFAN8]

acha muje apna begum banawgay
laikin naam hi nahi pata?
ka baat hai
tumhara naam har pal yaad hai, Sara

tera naam loo zubaan se, tere aage sar jhukaa doo, mera ishq ke ra ha hai, main tujhe khuda banaa doon

<3

[PakiRican]

tumhara naam har pal yaad hai, Sara

tera naam loo zubaan se, tere aage sar jhukaa doo, mera ishq ke ra ha hai, main tujhe khuda banaa doon

<3
:love: tumhe yaad hai!

[LAKERFAN8]

:love: tumhe yaad hai!
:kiss: sab kuch yaad hai. tumhare aankhen, tumhare zulf, tumhare honton, aur jo muskarat tum dehti ho jab main samne aata hoon

lekin ab mere jaan ka waqt aa gaya hai, lekin main zaroor vapaas aaunga, kyun ki jo suroor teri aankhon se dhul ti hai, woh mujhe ek sharabi banaa diya

khuda hafiz meri saawariya :hs:

[PakiRican]

:kiss: sab kuch yaad hai. tumhare aankhen, tumhare zulf, tumhare honton, aur jo muskarat tum dehti ho jab main samne aata hoon

lekin ab mere jaan ka waqt aa gaya hai, lekin main zaroor vapaas aaunga, kyun ki jo suroor teri aankhon se dhul ti hai, woh mujhe ek sharabi banaa diya

khuda hafiz meri saawariya :hs:
yeh kis film ki dialog churiya?

[LAKERFAN8]

yeh kis film ki dialog churiya?
i made it myself :(

muah love you goodnight<3

[keyzersoze]

haha that is one seriously funny exchange...kohinoor haha

[sheena1623]

damn you people, speak anglish.

[-PaKiBaBe-]

to the main topic of this thread.... nothing. nothing is the worst valentines day gift u can give. guyz - EVEN if the girlfriend says she doesnt want anything. U MUST get her sumthing. jeez this is common sense :sarb: boyz r so stupid.

[Rogue]

:rofl:

[MrCanuck]

:roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow: I have to use that for a skit.

Salwaar ke peeche jo khushboo hai.... HAHAHAHA

[PakiRican]

haha that is one seriously funny exchange...kohinoor haha
lmao that was my favorite part too

[Oprah_Winfrey]

I don't think the thought counts if it only involves going to the nearest shop buying a teddybear and rose.

However, I don't believe in valentines day anyways.