Resumes

[Sketchy]

I've never worked on my resume, nor have I ever gone on a real job interview. But tomorrow I have an interview for a position at Zales. The manager also wants me to bring in my resume. I'm nervous because I don't know what the hell they ask in interviews but I can handle that.
Could someone just help me with creating my resume? I did google it but all the websites that pulled up looked really confusing and it's stressing me out even more.

I would REALLY REALLY appreciate it. :)

[LAKERFAN8]

Occupation: Whore
Time: Age 15 - Present
References: Every guy she has ever talked to.

:idea:

There ya go.

[Sketchy]

Occupation: Whore
Time: Age 15 - Present
References: Every guy she has ever talked to.

:idea:

There ya go.
I'm not a whore, I'm just friendly :dunno:

[xogirlie girlxo]

Occupation: Whore
Time: Age 15 - Present
References: Every guy she has ever talked to.

:idea:

There ya go.
Woah. I've never seen this side of you.

[LAKERFAN8]

I'm not a whore, I'm just friendly :dunno:

:ugh:

Ya sure, tell that to my pharmacist.

[chunky]

lmao.

[lovindia]

http://www.10minuteresume.com/index.cfm?bhcp=1
use the trial verson

[Sketchy]

Woah. I've never seen this side of you.
only ex gfs get to witness it :yes:

[Sketchy]

:ugh:

Ya sure, tell that to my pharmacist.
Someday Kunal I hope you get over this.


Meanwhile, :gtfo:

[jattniz_chuttni]

I suggest you show your patrons around your private personal showroom up your vajayjay if you get comission.

[Sikh4Lyfe]

Was there an STD passed on here or am I missing something?

Keep your online/offline womanly banter via the PM tool, children.

[nayeemx33]

Are you part of clubs in your school?
Put that on your resume.

[Sketchy]

http://www.10minuteresume.com/index.cfm?bhcp=1
use the trial verson

I'll try it

Thank you
:)

[BilalisPakistani]

Rofl @ Lakerfan.


:nervous:

[Spork]

What happened to your beauty position? :p

[Sketchy]

Are you part of clubs in your school?
Put that on your resume.
Really? I didn't know anyone would care about school clubs

Thank you Paki

[Sketchy]

What happened to your beauty position? :p
Shut up! I'm trying to quit

[khanvict]

Name: PriyaL

Highest Education Completed:
-Doctorate of NeuroPyschology

Previous Work Experience:
- Owned and operated my own Zales
- Kuwaiti Diamond Importer

Skills:
-Attractive
- Sexy sales pitch vocals


References: khanvict


that's all you need. guaranteed winna!

[lovindia]

I'll try it

Thank you
:)
some question

http://jobsearch.about.com/od/interviewquestionsanswers/a/interviewquest.htm


u will do just fine

[Spork]

Shut up! I'm trying to quit

Come into work naked. Problem solved.

[Sketchy]

Rofl @ Lakerfan.


:nervous:
:squint: and I thought you were actually kool.

[Walktheline]

Rofl @ Lakerfan.


:nervous:


ban!

[Sketchy]

Come into work naked. Problem solved.
I'll do that after I get my jaw wired shut, and lose some weight.

[longjohnsilver]

I'm not a whore, I'm just friendly :dunno:
:lol:

[Sketchy]

that's all you need. guaranteed winna!
lmao
My real name was a secret.

And I'm not gonna lie about neuropsychology!

[LAKERFAN8]

Someday Kunal I hope you get over this.


Meanwhile, :gtfo:

Oh I am, its just too easy to have some fun :hs:

[Sketchy]

:lol:
Seriously, nobody gets my humor. It's such a waste :no:

[BilalisPakistani]

ban!
:roflbow:

I just made a weird snort/laugh sound.

[chocolat]

Seriously? How old are you?

(I'm not being mean. I just thought everyone over 13 knew how to make resumes.)

[Sketchy]

Oh I am, its just too easy to have some fun :hs:
I completely understand. You continue having fun with it. I haven't seen you this "happy" in a long time.

[BilalisPakistani]

:squint: and I thought you were actually kool.
Hahah Im still cool!

[Walktheline]

:roflbow:

I just made a weird snort/laugh sound.


You're supposed to take my threats seriously, you fucking guy. :hs:
btw, you and BadFingerBoogie look alike. Pakis. :no:

[comunistdaght3r]

hahahaha intense

[Sketchy]

Seriously? How old are you?

(I'm not being mean. I just thought everyone over 13 knew how to make resumes.)
19 :ashamed:

I agree, Im very oblivious when it comes to a lotta things
And all my other jobs were "hook ups" so I didn't really need a resume

[LAKERFAN8]

I completely understand. You continue having fun with it. I haven't seen you this "happy" in a long time.

:ugh:

Well duh you havent seen me in 4 months idiot

:idea:

[Sketchy]

Hahah Im still cool!
Not to me, you're not :hand:

[Echelon]

Stop being such a lazy cunt

[Sketchy]

:ugh:

Well duh you havent seen me in 4 months idiot

:idea:
That's what you think

[Spork]

I'll do that after I get my jaw wired shut, and lose some weight.

I don't think you have that much time. :rofl:

Just kidding. :neutral:

[comunistdaght3r]

i love this.

[Sketchy]

Stop being such a lazy cunt
I've said this before, and I'll say it again. I'm not a mothafuckin cunt...I just have one.

[Sketchy]

I don't think you have that much time. :rofl:

Just kidding. :neutral:
This is why we're not friends!

[Spork]

This is why we're not friends!

Sure we are. Just really bad ones. :neutral:

[khanvict]

lmao
My real name was a secret.

And I'm not gonna lie about neuropsychology!

errbody must know about el L.

...but you're already a neuropsychologist. you don't need a piece of paper to validate it.

[BilalisPakistani]

You're supposed to take my threats seriously, you fucking guy. :hs:
btw, you and BadFingerBoogie look alike. Pakis. :no:
Lol how can I take you seriously :p

Really? We must be cousins or something.

[Sketchy]

Sure we are. Just really bad ones. :neutral:
I don't deserve this, Raja (haha raja = king...get it? get it?)

[Sketchy]

errbody must know about el L.

...but you're already a neuropsychologist. you don't need a piece of paper to validate it.
I'm not one yet :ashamed:

But I can't wait to work on rats!

[Spork]

I don't deserve this, Raja (haha raja = king...get it? get it?)


Who gets to be my jester?

[BilalisPakistani]

Not to me, you're not :hand:
Oh come on Im still cool.

:cool: <~ Me.

[LAKERFAN8]

That's what you think

:ugh:

You call a taxi or something?

[Sketchy]

Oh come on Im still cool.

:cool: <~ Me.
I remember the good 'ol days when you used to be nice to me (day before yesterday to be more precise)

[nayeemx33]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww
You two are the cutest couple on rd <3

[Sketchy]

:ugh:

You call a taxi or something?
I'm almost there!
Frank, my instructor said I'm a natural.

I know you don't like small talk with me but I really really wanted to tell you...I use both feet while driving! It's weird. :neutral:


Okay...back to the hostility.

[LAKERFAN8]

I remember the good 'ol days when you used to be nice to me (day before yesterday to be more precise)
He loves me more :hs:

[-Ziad-]

Sketchy you transparent whore. :no:

[Sketchy]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww
You two are the cutest couple on rd <3
Look Paki, just because I don't give you enough attention does not mean you have to come into my threads and blurt out absurd things. We, being you and I, shall never be friends ok? Gosh.

[LAKERFAN8]

I'm almost there!
Frank, my instructor said I'm a natural.

I know you don't like small talk with me but I really really wanted to tell you...I use both feet while driving! It's weird. :neutral:


Okay...back to the hostility.
I hope when you crash and die you only take out little furry animals with you and not any humans :hs:

[chocolat]

19 :ashamed:

I agree, Im very oblivious when it comes to a lotta things
And all my other jobs were "hook ups" so I didn't really need a resume

It's pretty simple. Since you're in a hurry, just use one of those microsoft resume templates. Choose the education, work experience, volunteer experience, skills fields. If you're in school and you belong any good clubs (and especially if you have leadership experience in them), put those on there too.

That's pretty basic, but it'll work.

[Sketchy]

Sketchy you transparent whore. :no:
:ashamed:

[khanvict]

I'm not one yet :ashamed:

But I can't wait to work on rats!

let's get started!

http://www.med.upenn.edu/kaneslab/images/puchebrain.jpg

go sketchy go!

[Sketchy]

I hope when you crash and die you only take out little furry animals with you and not any humans :hs:
Cuckoo..

[Sketchy]

It's pretty simple. Since you're in a hurry, just use one of those microsoft resume templates. Choose the education, work experience, volunteer experience, skills fields. If you're in school and you belong any good clubs (and especially if you have leadership experience in them), put those on there too.

That's pretty basic, but it'll work.
Oh yeah, I'm already using http://www.mymommybiz.com/telecommute/makeyourownresume.html

But thank you.

[BilalisPakistani]

He loves me more :hs:
Lol you know this you fucking guy.

[Sketchy]

let's get started!

http://www.med.upenn.edu/kaneslab/images/puchebrain.jpg

go sketchy go!
Yuck, I'm not mentally prepared for it.

[jattniz_chuttni]

Sketchy you transparent whore. :no: That sounds kind of "z0mg. gurrrlll... did he just say that?!?!" coming from you.

[xogirlie girlxo]

I hope when you crash and die you only take out little furry animals with you and not any humans :hs:
Hahahahahaahahahahaha!

[nayeemx33]

Look Paki, just because I don't give you enough attention does not mean you have to come into my threads and blurt out absurd things. We, being you and I, shall never be friends ok? Gosh.

I stay away from pakis like you.

[Walktheline]

Lol you know this you fucking guy.

hey "you fucking guy" is my phrase, but I'm kinda honored you ganked if from me, Bilalisgreekistani. :hs:

[LAKERFAN8]

Cuckoo..
Yea you are. :hs:

Remember to also sit in your car and start up your car for twenty minutes with all doors locked before you leave.

[Sketchy]

I stay away from pakis like you.
Then why try to get my attention? I'm not understanding this.
You're a paki that hates pakis but tries to be like pakis.
I don't quiet get you.

[Sketchy]

Yea you are. :hs:

Remember to also sit in your car and start up your car for twenty minutes with all doors locked before you leave.
I know you can better than that, come on now...

[Sikh4Lyfe]

Oh fuck that is NASTY. Fuckin DARKNESS! THE DARKNESS IS SPREADING.

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[comunistdaght3r]

Yea you are. :hs:

Remember to also sit in your car and start up your car for twenty minutes with all doors locked before you leave.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa

[BilalisPakistani]

hey "you fucking guy" is my phrase, but I'm kinda honored you ganked if from me, Bilalisgreekistani. :hs:
Lol you should be you fucking guy.

I had some world class gyros from a greek restaurant last week.

OPA!

[LAKERFAN8]

I know you can better than that, come on now...
Or what you will threaten me thru PMs telling me your frands are gonna come beat me up?

:hs:

LOLZ

[comunistdaght3r]

this keeps on getting better

lakerfan: 4
sketchy: 0

[Sketchy]

Or what you will threaten me thru PMs telling me your frands are gonna come beat me up?

:hs:

LOLZ
Waqar? no he asked for you were doing
and I said you're pissing me off
And he said "oh man can I start shit"
And I said "if you want"

[BilalisPakistani]

Rofl I just thought how lucky I am that none of my exes are on RD.


Thats just weird. :p

[Sketchy]

this keeps on getting better

lakerfan: 4
sketchy: 0
Aw did the ivy league teach you how to keep score?

[-Ziad-]

:ashamed:Did you happen to check Apnaspace today?

[nayeemx33]

Then why try to get my attention? I'm not understanding this.
You're a paki that hates pakis but tries to be like pakis.
I don't quiet get you.

I'll honor kill you if you call me a paki one more time :hs:

[Walktheline]

Rofl I just thought how lucky I am that none of my exes are on RD.


Thats just weird. :p


I'm right here. I used your chuddies to clean the toilet bowl last night you fucking guy :hs:

[comunistdaght3r]

Aw did the ivy league teach you how to keep score?

:hsnono: attention stays on you babe
comon, you can do better

[LAKERFAN8]

Rofl I just thought how lucky I am that none of my exes are on RD.


Thats just weird. :p
Believe me yaar, I found out waaaay too late :ugh:

[Sketchy]

I'll honor kill you if you call me a paki one more time :hs:
LMAO
haha you're the highlight of my evening.

I tried being nice to you yesterday
But you fucked it up
Now you have to be a paki for the rest of your life.

[Sketchy]

:hsnono: attention stays on you babe
comon, you can do better
haha trust me, I can't
It's the unfortunate truth.

[Sketchy]

Did you happen to check Apnaspace today?
Nope
I was busy looking for a job today

[comunistdaght3r]

haha trust me, I can't
It's the unfortunate truth.

lol wtf, self-pwnage

lakerfan: 4
sketchy: -1

[-Ziad-]

That sounds kind of "z0mg. gurrrlll... did he just say that?!?!" coming from you.Oh.

I say a lot worse to those that deserve it homes.

Hows ju been my snicca?

[LAKERFAN8]

Waqar? no he asked for you were doing
and I said you're pissing me off
And he said "oh man can I start shit"
And I said "if you want"

Nice you are gonna send a neanderthal who I have never met to come 'start shit' with me.

How much did that cost? A blowjob or two?

[LAKERFAN8]

Lol you know this you fucking guy.
PUNJABI GANDASA BRUDDERZ

[Sketchy]

Nice you are gonna send a neanderthal who I have never met to come 'start shit' with me.

How much did that cost? A blowjob or two?
Three. :D

I didn't "send" anyone
I believes he's hated you ever since you and I were together.
And when I met him two weeks ago, he brought you up again...outta nowhere.

[comunistdaght3r]

fuck i gotta go.

goodluck babe

[pagal_guju]

:shock: what's going on here?

i'm always out of loop :ashamed:

[Sketchy]

:shock: what's going on here?

i'm always out of loop :ashamed:
me too! but I have a job interview tomorrow!!! yay!!

[BilalisPakistani]

I'm right here. I used your chuddies to clean the toilet bowl last night you fucking guy :hs:
Not the pink ones?!

[pagal_guju]

me too! but I have a job interview tomorrow!!! yay!!
good luck on your interview!!

[BilalisPakistani]

PUNJABI GANDASA BRUDDERZ
Word Son!

[LAKERFAN8]

Three. :D

I didn't "send" anyone
I believes he's hated you ever since you and I were together.
And when I met him two weeks ago, he brought you up again...outta nowhere.
Thats funny since I never heard of the guy :hs:

Are you sure he is not a figment of your imagination or another random online guy you decide to make your phone sex flavor of the week?

[Sketchy]

good luck on your interview!!
Aw, thank you. I'll get you discounted jewelery if I get the job :yes:

[pagal_guju]

Aw, thank you. I'll get you discounted jewelery if I get the job :yes:
thanx but i dont wear real jewellery. i only like the fake ones, even then just earrings. lol

[Sketchy]

thanx but i dont wear real jewellery. i only like the fake ones, even then just earrings. lol
:neutral: :neutral: and you're gujju

[pagal_guju]

:neutral: :neutral: and you're gujju
yea :neutral: