Imitation Jesus and the Cross-eyed communist....

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

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How do you guys do it?? Teach me you studly players :yes:

Please share more of your AMAZING stories with me/us, what do you guys have that pulls in the girls? Teach poor virgins like me who wish to lay pipe, with the charm of buying a few smokes for a chic. And how do you break those hijabi's away from "the cloth", I couldnt ever imagine being so skillful in such an act. Hijabis never give it up. :tears:

:bowdown: Your faces should be etched into mountain sides. A Desi Mt. Rusmore seems befitting.

[supremed]

lol dude when you said cross eyed plyr i immediately thought of amansoviet

[flow-natural]

yes

playa hating

could u not hate on my monstrously gudluking friend heavymachineblawatever

u shud read his cig story

he defo got game

[SerenityNow]

what do you guys have that pulls in the girls?


A vivid imagination.

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

the first guy is a trained freedom fighter,

i don't think he's ready to be jesus yet :lol:

[SweetnSpicy90]

Leave them alone.

:no:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

lol dude when you said cross eyed plyr i immediately thought of amansoviet
:lol:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

yes

playa hating

could u not hate on my monstrously gudluking friend heavymachineblawatever

u shud read his cig story

he defo got game
I'm not a player hater I just crush a lot...but that's it I just crush from afar. I'm pretty Butt Fugly and hairy. I want to do more than just crush, these guys seem to have what it takes.

[Spork]

Ok......:rolleyes:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

Leave them alone.

:no:
Sure baby...I'm just a prick.

Shame on me. I'm sorry.

Really, I am.

[longjohnsilver]

:rofl:

[SweetnSpicy90]

Sure baby...I'm just a prick.

Shame on me. I'm sorry.

Really, I am.
:hsnono:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

the first guy is a trained freedom fighter,

i don't think he's ready to be jesus yet :lol:
Yea man...he's got some serious cannons on him in his gallery.

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

Yea man...he's got some serious cannons on him in his gallery.


he's a very deep person i can tell :shock:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

:hsnono:
hey lil skeeter, whereabouts are you from in Jersey...maybe if these boys skill me up, I can try my luck and get lucky. Then maybe we can nibble on some kibbles & bits together.

Holla.

[SweetnSpicy90]

hey lil skeeter, whereabouts are you from in Jersey...maybe if these boys skill me up, I can try my luck and get lucky. Then maybe we can munch on some kibbles & bits together.

Holla.
:yum:

Kibbles and bits.. kibbles and bits!..

*remembers that commercial*

Anyways, im from north jersey and you?

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

He resembles areally Weak Low-Budget Charlie Sheen Understudy.

Sheen was a pussy, this Commie Bastard has balls.

Knocking the the bottom out of a hijabi's ass takes man guts.

[SweetnSpicy90]

According to his now infamous emmy nominated thread; he said his secret was saying a few nice things and compliments to this girl; and like the decaying Suez Canal; she collapsed under the virulent force of his charm and risked pregnancy and the probabilityl of smelling like urine and breelcreem to allow him to ravage the sanctity of her womb.
:wtf:

[SweetnSpicy90]

Thats what he said; THATS ALL it took; all he did was say how HOT she was and like a wounded Deer she caved in to his chicanery of seduction.

come on ...wouldn't you?
Uhmmm... no

:ugh:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

According to his now infamous emmy nominated thread; he said his secret was saying a few nice things and compliments to this girl; and like the decaying Suez Canal; she collapsed under the virulent force of his charm and risked pregnancy and the probability of smelling like urine and breelcreem to allow him to ravage the sanctity of her womb.
Damn Vanq, your anologies provide great imagery and life to his words. That was like so...poetically gangster. :cool:

But I must say man, it is uncalled for. Honor these men.

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

Thats what he said; THATS ALL it took; all he did was say how HOT she was and like a wounded Deer she caved in to his chicanery of seduction.

come on ...wouldn't you?

:rofl: I like it...good stuff.

[CantThinkOfAName]

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(http://www.the-ocean.com/simpsons/homer/laugh.wav)

[SweetnSpicy90]

ah you're just saying that so he doesn't think you're weak

http://forums.ratedesi.com/memberpics/162110_thumb.jpg

These Eyes turned Askew .weave spells of lust.
Well, he tried flirting with me. But, I played him off like all the others.

:kekeke:

:cool:

[SweetnSpicy90]

yeah you need to play your cards right with men as sly as him; put up a little resistance so that he respects you.
:yes:

:coold:

[Infamous_Punjabi]

Well, he tried flirting with me. But, I played him off like all the others.

:kekeke:

:cool:



how come you didnt play me off?

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

Well, he tried flirting with me. But, I played him off like all the others.

:kekeke:

:cool:
Yea you are another one.

You're "hot to trot" ....why do you reject us butt fuglies...I mean we have feelings to y0.

Shit is Cold.

Play'on playa, get your papes on......

[BadFingerBoogie]

Well, he tried flirting with me. But, I played him off like all the others.

:kekeke:

:cool:

:sick:

[SweetnSpicy90]

how come you didnt play me off?
Shhhhhh

:kekeke:

[SweetnSpicy90]

Yea you are another one.

You're "hot to trot" ....why do you reject us butt fuglies...I mean we have feelings to y0.

Shit is Cold.

Play'on playa, get your papes on......
You're not fugly.

:neutral:

[SweetnSpicy90]

:sick:..:Puke:

[Infamous_Punjabi]

Shhhhhh

:kekeke:
what?

[SweetnSpicy90]

what?
Nothing.

:wiggle:

[Infamous_Punjabi]

Nothing.

:wiggle:
shutup and die!

[yazmeen]

it's the hair man...the power is in the hair....
those long flowing locks of love.....
and that the other one with his old school hair cut.....

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

You're not fugly.

:neutral:
I was fishing for compliments hoping sewer rats would oblige me.

:cheers:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

it's the hair man...the power is in the hair....
those long flowing locks of love.....
and that the other one with his old school hair cut.....
You like that kind of thing eh???

I'm bald :tears:

[jibran251]

How do you guys do it?? Teach me you studly players :yes:

Please share more of your AMAZING stories with me/us, what do you guys have that pulls in the girls? Teach poor virgins like me who wish to lay pipe, with the charm of buying a few smokes for a chic. And how do you break those hijabi's away from "the cloth", I couldnt ever imagine being so skillful in such an act. Hijabis never give it up. :tears:

:bowdown: Your faces should be etched into mountain sides. A Desi Mt. Rusmore seems befitting.
I dun get it :scratch:



:dunno: ...

[Gimmeck]

Its easy mang,

Grow long hair or take you shirt off and post pics. :lol:

If you grow long hair and wear no shirt, you my man are in.

[BilalisPakistani]

:rofl:

I dont think Id be able to get any from a hijabi, thats legend status.

[PreciousPari]

Holy fcuk! :rofl:

[yeahwhat]

lol dude when you said cross eyed plyr i immediately thought of amansoviet

lol me too probably because i always call him cross eyed :dance3:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

Its easy mang,

Grow long hair or take you shirt off and post pics. :lol:

If you grow long hair and wear no shirt, you my man are in.
That's cool I'll knock out two birds with one stone...I have hair on my chest and back as long as he has on his head.

HURRAH! HURRAH! HURAAH! :cheers:

[21cent]

How do you guys do it?? Teach me you studly players :yes:

Please share more of your AMAZING stories with me/us, what do you guys have that pulls in the girls? Teach poor virgins like me who wish to lay pipe, with the charm of buying a few smokes for a chic. And how do you break those hijabi's away from "the cloth", I couldnt ever imagine being so skillful in such an act. Hijabis never give it up. :tears:

:bowdown: Your faces should be etched into mountain sides. A Desi Mt. Rusmore seems befitting.


ME : will i get a chance to kiss u
SHE : u will get a chance to do alot of things.....my family is out n a wedding....but i know u are not da TYPICAL GUY

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

:wavey:
Wassap Boris? Hows it going??

So tell me how you do it brah, hook a niqqa up y0.

:yes:

[paki_canadian20]

how...what do u wanna kno
u can look in their eyes a few times nd kno if she wants u to go up to her or not...whats soo effin hard bout it? :dunno:
LOL at this fucker actually giving lame shit advice

[21cent]

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[BadFingerBoogie]

:rofl: @ 21cent.

oh snapz.

[FlyDesiGrl]

he actually asked how i do it...wats fukkin lame bout it if thats how u can get hooked..
You're good looking, did you know that?

[BadFingerBoogie]

You're good looking, did you know that?

nicholas, i'm gonna use this method on you, be prepared:

how...what do u wanna kno
u can look in their eyes a few times nd kno if she wants u to go up to her or not...whats soo effin hard bout it? :dunno:

[FlyDesiGrl]

nicholas, i'm gonna use this method on you, be prepared:
I'm gonna get to you first you stud muffin, you!

[FlyDesiGrl]

ur eyes are hotter madame ;)
Of course my eyes are hotter. What kinda stupid comment was that? :ugh:

[BadFingerBoogie]

I'm gonna get to you first you stud muffin, you!

if we have an 'anxious' emoticon we should also have an 'eager'.

:D.

[FlyDesiGrl]

if we have an 'anxious' emoticon we should also have an 'eager'.

:D.
How about we cut to the chase, boogie boy?? :eyebrow:

[BadFingerBoogie]

How about we cut to the chase, boogie boy?? :eyebrow:

whatever do you have in mind, darling?

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

he actually asked how i do it...wats fukkin lame bout it if thats how u can get hooked..
Man I'm shy I only talk to guys, girls have cooties.....I really really wanna lose my virginity bad man. It kinda sucks bro i'm almost 37. :ashamed:

I really want a Hijabi dude, I heard they get wild and scream silly shit like "Give it to me moses, just like that ..be my bad lil prophet uh huh uh huh"

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Reminds me of when high school kids would tempt sophmore girls..."cmon on over baby I can buy you cigarettes" :lol:

[RacingSoul]

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LMAO!

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

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damn dude....can't see the picture man....

[FlyDesiGrl]

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Shit..that is damn hilarious. Brilliant! :cheers:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

Of course my eyes are hotter. What kinda stupid comment was that? :ugh:
hey madame.. your eyes are the hot like ghee on the oven.

^^Hey soviet, what ya think..was that a good line..huh huh huh?

Where is Jesus, I need his help also.

[jibran251]

I dun get it :scratch:



:dunno: ...
Dun explain it then :ntalking: ...

[21cent]

damn dude....can't see the picture man....


http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/5119/4qek2tvgc6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


now?

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

Dun explain it then :ntalking: ...
He is apparently a Dr. McDreamy....and I just want him to hook me up with some of the rohypnol he is dropping in girls drinks at the mosque. :yes:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

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now?
Nah man ...phtobucket and imageshack are blocked at my work...I'll check it out later when I get to my place.

[BilalisPakistani]

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:roflbow:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

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now?
Now I can........lol...Good stuff.

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

thats lame :no:
oh yea most deffinately....yup.....lame it is.

Lame. :yes:

[BilalisPakistani]

Rofl K Bar alot has transpired since this thread.

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

Rofl K Bar alot has transpired since this thread.
I actually never read the other threads just the first page...anything interesting?

[supremed]

I actually never read the other threads just the first page...anything interesting?
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=238283

[BilalisPakistani]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=238283
Lol that and

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/designrogue/uglymanbrojabi.jpg

Oh and


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/designrogue/chuckleheadbride.jpg

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

:roflbow: :roflbow:

Holy shit...Brojabi :rofl:

[BilalisPakistani]

:lol:

[jibran251]

He is apparently a Dr. McDreamy....and I just want him to hook me up with some of the rohypnol he is dropping in girls drinks at the mosque. :yes:
Ooooooo ... :doh:



Gotcha ... ;)

[21cent]

Lol that and

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/designrogue/uglymanbrojabi.jpg

Oh and


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/designrogue/chuckleheadbride.jpg
:roflbow: