London Drivers!

[Z4K5T4R]

Since we're hating on London - May I add this ?

You people DO NOT know how to drive! It's come to a point where I now enjoy annoying London drivers. Hahaahhaahaha. I drive so slowly just to bug them. Especially those East Landan booooys, always in a hurry.


Also, i learnt there's no rules in London drive on the pavement if you feel like it or a No Entry road. Horn at every car that cuts through you like it's Bangladesh.

[akuza]

Who said we're hating on London? I should junk this thread. Nobody speaks ill of the land of don!

[Z4K5T4R]

Who said we're hating on London? I should junk this thread. Nobody speaks ill of the land of don!
Aren't wai?

Oh well, can we just finish hating on London then you can Junk It. Thanks Chic.

[akuza]

Aren't wai?

Oh well, can we just finish hating on London then you can Junk It. Thanks Chic.
No you must refrain from hating on London, London is my dil, that's right dil!
lol but isn't Bangladesh your homeland? embrace it toots embrace it like the fish embrace being caught.

[Z4K5T4R]

No you must refrain from hating on London, London is my dil, that's right dil!
lol but isn't Bangladesh your homeland? embrace it toots embrace it like the fish embrace being caught.
Yeh chuck born and bred in BanglaLand, i immigrated to EnglaLand recently, and thought I'd give my input to Landoners driving.

Ok I won't upset tumara dil ever, ever again.

I just thought of a song....Hai mera dil....chura ke legaya...chura ne wala..mera ka til....

[aznpdaddy]

Since we're hating on London - May I add this ?

You people DO NOT know how to drive! It's come to a point where I now enjoy annoying London drivers. Hahaahhaahaha. I drive so slowly just to bug them. Especially those East Landan booooys, always in a hurry.


Also, i learnt there's no rules in London drive on the pavement if you feel like it or a No Entry road. Horn at every car that cuts through you like it's Bangladesh.
i agree london drivers are a example of the best possible drivers ever, you put a london driver anywhere in the world he will show you he can get through it...

stick him in a red traffic light he will make a lame excuse about some socalled 3 second rule.

stick him in a single lane road he will make an extra one just for the sake of it.

stick im behind a lorry he will try his best to smash into it.

they get the best award for most broken or damaged taillights and underage drivers under 14 ever!!!!

london drivers have the best pass rate ever!!!

[Z4K5T4R]

i agree london drivers are a example of the best possible drivers ever, you put a london driver anywhere in the world he will show you he can get through it...

stick him in a red traffic light he will make a lame excuse about some socalled 3 second rule.

stick him in a single lane road he will make an extra one just for the sake of it.

stick im behind a lorry he will try his best to smash into it.

they get the best award for most broken or damaged taillights and underage drivers under 14 ever!!!!

london drivers have the best pass rate ever!!!No they don't you told me the other day they had a bad passing rate.

Hahahahaah 3 second rule doesn't work on me much rather stop at the traffic light than try and zoom through and risk having a fine!

[bad boy naz]

i am the Faster racer in London, why drive so its so boring,
girls are the worst drivers trst me, i was on my way to ilford and this girl had a left signal on for good 10 mins she did not even realise
girls suck are driving

[akuza]

i am the Faster racer in London, why drive so its so boring,
girls are the worst drivers trst me, i was on my way to ilford and this girl had a left signal on for good 10 mins she did not even realise
girls suck are driving
Well you realise Illford = Inbred Central right?

[aznpdaddy]

they have got the best in the whole of europe, read the idots guide to driving, they top the number for the most readers attracted to the publication....

anyway shut up, you love london soo much you leave everything behind just to come down here and get stuck on the beckton a406 roundabout, juist so you can take a whiff of the 5hiit processing factory there!

[Z4K5T4R]

i am the Faster racer in London, why drive so its so boring,
girls are the worst drivers trst me, i was on my way to ilford and this girl had a left signal on for good 10 mins she did not even realise
girls suck are driving
I was in LimeHouse and this guy had his Hazard on and he didn't realise til we had to let him know. Sorry but whatd oes that say about ONE male driver? They must all must be bad.


Ughhh had a road rage with an Ilford driver - was not good. I was so angry (i never get angry in the car) that I would have smashed his car in pieces.

[aznpdaddy]

hmmmmm erm where in london can you actually show off your cars full performance at high speed, BUZZZZZZT the motorway of the dual carriageways, wicked lady killer man you rock! how fast can you get from one trafiic light on red to another!!! BZZZZT wrong answer Tooo FAST!!!!

[Z4K5T4R]

they have got the best in the whole of europe, read the idots guide to driving, they top the number for the most readers attracted to the publication....

anyway shut up, you love london soo much you leave everything behind just to come down here and get stuck on the beckton a406 roundabout, juist so you can take a whiff of the 5hiit processing factory there!I didn't get stuck at some A406 round about ..... I still don't believe that's a sh!t processing factory! Prove it!

Anyways, i've grown to love London because it's great to bug all these drivers.

[Z4K5T4R]

hmmmmm erm where in london can you actually show off your cars full performance at high speed, BUZZZZZZT the motorway of the dual carriageways, wicked lady killer man you rock! how fast can you get from one trafiic light on red to another!!! BZZZZT wrong answer Tooo FAST!!!!It's not possible to drive fast in Landan. He is so lying. Probably drives a hired car or his Dads car.

[aznpdaddy]

It's not possible to drive fast in Landan. He is so lying. Probably drives a hired car or his Dads car.
lol hahah even then whatever he is driiving must fly too. cos the amount of speed calming crap that exists in inner london he cudnt even hire a mclaren to 10% of its speed! i swear ask any londoner that goes to beckton if there is a shit factory in beckton.....

[Z4K5T4R]

lol hahah even then whatever he is driiving must fly too. cos the amount of speed calming crap that exists in inner london he cudnt even hire a mclaren to 10% of its speed! i swear ask any londoner that goes to beckton if there is a shit factory in beckton.....
You're going to have to give me a tour of this sh"t Factory.

OK I think he drives a Moped.

[aznpdaddy]

You're going to have to give me a tour of this sh"t Factory.

OK I think he drives a Moped.
i agree must be under 50cc perhaps lol

ill contact ken livingstone to give you a day pass and get maybe if your lucky give a personally guided tour...who knows he might even drp the congestion charge and give you a discount if you turn the wheels that process the poo poo

[di vinci]

if people in london sat around waiting for non locals to take their time to drive. we londoners rather walk. (im not from london but i visit it on a regular basis ;) )

[Z4K5T4R]

i agree must be under 50cc perhaps lol

ill contact ken livingstone to give you a day pass and get maybe if your lucky give a personally guided tour...who knows he might even drp the congestion charge and give you a discount if you turn the wheels that process the poo pooOkely dokely please make sure you write him a letter letting him now my interest in doing this so.


if people in london sat around waiting for non locals to take their time to drive. we londoners rather walk. (im not from london but i visit it on a regular basis ;) )Same here, a regular visitor of good old Landan. But i'd purposely drive slow just to see a reaction from the driver behind me. Heheehheeh the other day the guy was getting so annoyed with me and i drove even slower. Then when he passed me at a roundabout i saw one side of his car battered, no wonder - cuz he's so impatient!

[aznpdaddy]

Okely dokely please make sure you write him a letter letting him now my interest in doing this so.


Same here, a regular visitor of good old Landan. But i'd purposely drive slow just to see a reaction from the driver behind me. Heheehheeh the other day the guy was getting so annoyed with me and i drove even slower. Then when he passed me at a roundabout i saw one side of his car battered, no wonder - cuz he's so impatient!
hmmmm i like these crazy a55 drivers coz the are so nice too pee off... especially in the rotherhite tunnel (links mile end to surrey quays) where the tunnel is sooooo narrowww speed limit is is 20 and you still cant do 20 its hard too many turns.... and then the best way to piss these nutters of is by doing 5mph!!!

also i remember i was with a mate and some little boy driving his dads bimma or hired car was horning and then got flashed as he overtook fast lol!!!

oh and i remeber one of my mates and me getting horned at by some man in pickup truck and also he had an excuse of a woman sitting next to him, i swwear it was a guy!

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

Who said we're hating on London? I should junk this thread. Nobody speaks ill of the land of don!
:rofl:

[sky86]

must of been one of you outsiders then, my mate was driving fast, late for footie, the guy infront slowed down, ma mate told him to pull over and the guy shot off (shit himself).

be careful mateys, a red light could mean the end of your road :o

[TheDude]

lol you and your guy in the same thread :p

[random guy]

Since we're hating on London - May I add this ?

You people DO NOT know how to drive! It's come to a point where I now enjoy annoying London drivers. Hahaahhaahaha. I drive so slowly just to bug them. Especially those East Landan booooys, always in a hurry.


Also, i learnt there's no rules in London drive on the pavement if you feel like it or a No Entry road. Horn at every car that cuts through you like it's Bangladesh.

fuckin foreign bastard... u must be slower at driving than ur mother

[Z4K5T4R]

fuckin foreign bastard... u must be slower at driving than ur motherOk then ... I think i touched a nerve. Just for your information born and bred British, urrrm born in St Thomas Hospital in london by the way, thank you.

My mum doesn't drive, and i was driving from London to Bristol about 100-110mph yesterday, fast driver but slow for pricks like you behind my car.

[SSSash]

Can't expect much from them, first of all where the hell is there any room to drive with skillage, always stuck in a traffic jam. Also the roads are shite.