So i went to London for a few days....

[zuiwaziri]

Highlights -

Alot of stuff to see??
I had a Waffle with Ice Cream and Chocolate on it :yum:

Lowlights -

The Tube makes me feel sick.
Everything Costs about 50% more in price.
Everyone is stuck up there own arse and doesnt see the funny side of things.
Everytime i blew my nose, Black crap came out of it.
The Police Sirens sound Homo-fied down there.


Summary: I dont like London, everyone is way too busy, and nothing is affordable?? I wud never live there, even if i cud afford the £5,500 rent per week. (Yes i checked out the Real Estate)

[a11yah]

Highlights -

Alot of stuff to see??
I had a Waffle with Ice Cream and Chocolate on it :yum:

Lowlights -

The Tube makes me feel sick.
Everything Costs about 50% more in price.
Everyone is stuck up there own arse and doesnt see the funny side of things.
Everytime i blew my nose, Black crap came out of it.
The Police Sirens sound Homo-fied down there.


Summary: I dont like London, everyone is way too busy, and nothing is affordable?? I wud never live there, even if i cud afford the £5,500 rent per week. (Yes i checked out the Real Estate)


£5,500 rent per week. Wuttttttt? r ya feelin olryt ??
u sure u saw a house for rent n not the queens home ?

[akuza]

Highlights -

Alot of stuff to see??
I had a Waffle with Ice Cream and Chocolate on it :yum:

Lowlights -

The Tube makes me feel sick. - It is what it is
Everything Costs about 50% more in price. - It is an actual place of business
Everyone is stuck up there own arse and doesnt see the funny side of things. - What's funny in Brum, isn't funny in London
Everytime i blew my nose, Black crap came out of it. - You're dying
The Police Sirens sound Homo-fied down there. - We actually like the gays


Summary: I dont like London, everyone is way too busy, and nothing is affordable?? I wud never live there, even if i cud afford the £5,500 rent per week. (Yes i checked out the Real Estate) - Brum/Northerners cannot afford to buy a newspaper down here let alone look into property...

[a11yah]

...
Lmaooo
haha
Nice 1

BRUMMIES, STAY WHERE U R!

[Geezer]

We definitely like the gays mate

[akuza]

Lmaooo
haha
Nice 1

BRUMMIES, STAY WHERE U R!
You should join them if you type like that.
if you're a Londoner have some class, and type properly.

[a11yah]

You should join them if you type like that.
if you're a Londoner have some class, and type properly.
type properly? Right, okay!

whats wrong in typing shorthand?

[akuza]

type properly? Right, okay!

whats wrong in typing shorthand?
It's very Brum-like, and you don't want to be classified as Brum-like do you?
Just dust yourself off and try again.

COAT.

[a11yah]

It's very Brum-like, and you don't want to be classified as Brum-like do you?
Just dust yourself off and try again.

COAT.
Okay! Done :) Londoner's rule! :dance3:

[a11yah]

How's the typing now ? i hope it is beter.

Sounds like im speaking the Queen's English now !

[akuza]

How's the typing now ? i hope it is beter.

Sounds like im speaking the Queen's English now !
The Queen of Sheeba?
It's Better<< just improve on the spelling, and you'll be integrated into the UK forum as an affiliate of the Moderator.

[killuminati87]

Highlights -

Alot of stuff to see??
I had a Waffle with Ice Cream and Chocolate on it :yum:

Lowlights -

The Tube makes me feel sick.
Everything Costs about 50% more in price.
Everyone is stuck up there own arse and doesnt see the funny side of things.
Everytime i blew my nose, Black crap came out of it.
The Police Sirens sound Homo-fied down there.


Summary: I dont like London, everyone is way too busy, and nothing is affordable?? I wud never live there, even if i cud afford the £5,500 rent per week. (Yes i checked out the Real Estate)
Its quite simple, if you don't like london.. stay the fuck outa it! :hand:

but aye, its a friggin expensive place to live :no:

[a11yah]

The Queen of Sheeba?
It's Better<< just improve on the spelling, and you'll be integrated into the UK forum as an affiliate of the Moderator.
lol. what spelling do i need correcting there?

[a11yah]

o i got it , ''beter'' missed out an extra T

lol

[saintz]

...
brummies should never be likened to northerners

northerners win

[killuminati87]

lol. what spelling do i need correcting there?
:no: he corrected you in his post, you spelt better wrong ("beter")

[a11yah]

lol. I'm still used to typing shorthand.
Anyways , I'm off.
catch you guys later on.
Bye bye!

[akuza]

brummies should never be likened to northerners

northerners win
Londoners>Northerners>Welshmen>Welshwomen>Brummies.

[saintz]

Londoners>Northerners>Welshmen>Welshwomen>Brummies.
tykes>mancunians>geordies>scousers>londoners>brummies>welsh

[killuminati87]

anywhere north of watford is scum :no:

[akuza]

tykes>mancunians>geordies>scousers>londoners>brummies>welsh
Londoners>The French>The Dutch>The Papa New Guinean>Molepeople>Brummies

[saintz]

americans>brummies

[Z4K5T4R]

Highlights -

Alot of stuff to see??
I had a Waffle with Ice Cream and Chocolate on it :yum:

Lowlights -

The Tube makes me feel sick.
Everything Costs about 50% more in price.
Everyone is stuck up there own arse and doesnt see the funny side of things.
Everytime i blew my nose, Black crap came out of it.
The Police Sirens sound Homo-fied down there.


Summary: I dont like London, everyone is way too busy, and nothing is affordable?? I wud never live there, even if i cud afford the £5,500 rent per week. (Yes i checked out the Real Estate)

OMG i was going to make a thread soemthing similar on this!


Your so damn right about all these.

[JayJai]

Highlights -

Alot of stuff to see??
I had a Waffle with Ice Cream and Chocolate on it :yum:

Lowlights -

The Tube makes me feel sick.
Everything Costs about 50% more in price.
Everyone is stuck up there own arse and doesnt see the funny side of things.
Everytime i blew my nose, Black crap came out of it.
The Police Sirens sound Homo-fied down there.


Summary: I dont like London, everyone is way too busy, and nothing is affordable?? I wud never live there, even if i cud afford the £5,500 rent per week. (Yes i checked out the Real Estate)

London isnt for poor people....and the tube network is for poor uneducated fools who cant afford to drive into it...
so must be avoided at all costs.

[SSSash]

Actually that black stuff out the nose happens to me when I'm down South, same with my bro :neutral:

[SSSash]

anywhere north of watford is scum :no:

Hope that :no: is a reflection on your own statement.

[jus_me]

fuck off back to brum then.

i am sick of people coming to london expecting it to be some great place where the streets are paved with gold, yeah we MIGHT be rude, but then rude to you isnt rude to us, you get sick of pushing past everyone on a daily basis and you have to go into some kinda cutting survival mode.

and about the people being rude, firstly, none of us forum dudes who are from london are rude, me, geezertron and akash are the epitome of politeness. just becasue we know how to handle ourselves, doesnt make us rude.

and if, as you say, the shit is too expensive and you cant afford it, why are you looking at real estate? if you have trouble paying for a sandwich, how are you going to pay your rent?

[zuiwaziri]

fuck off back to brum then.

i am sick of people coming to london expecting it to be some great place where the streets are paved with gold, yeah we MIGHT be rude, but then rude to you isnt rude to us, you get sick of pushing past everyone on a daily basis and you have to go into some kinda cutting survival mode.

and about the people being rude, firstly, none of us forum dudes who are from london are rude, me, geezertron and akash are the epitome of politeness. just becasue we know how to handle ourselves, doesnt make us rude.

and if, as you say, the shit is too expensive and you cant afford it, why are you looking at real estate? if you have trouble paying for a sandwich, how are you going to pay your rent?
I was looking out of curiosity.

I knew prices were high but 5 Grand per week??

I dont travel to London and prefer to stay out of it, i was only down there as i have relatives from abroad over who wanted to see wht all the fuss was about. They werent too impressed.

The Horror Show in Madam Tussads was jokes though :kekeke:

[akuza]

Well to us Londoners, £5k per week for a place which has prestige attached to it, is the norm. I mean you could probably get the whole of Brum for £5k per week, needless to say, nobody would want to such a thing, seeing as Brum is what it is.

[Paki and Proud]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o258/uzi00786/BrumRocks2.jpg

[killuminati87]

Hope that :no: is a reflection on your own statement.
no, its a sign of the disgust i have towards northerners, hell even east londoners.

[killuminati87]

fuck off back to brum then.

i am sick of people coming to london expecting it to be some great place where the streets are paved with gold, yeah we MIGHT be rude, but then rude to you isnt rude to us, you get sick of pushing past everyone on a daily basis and you have to go into some kinda cutting survival mode.

and about the people being rude, firstly, none of us forum dudes who are from london are rude, me, geezertron and akash are the epitome of politeness. just becasue we know how to handle ourselves, doesnt make us rude.

and if, as you say, the shit is too expensive and you cant afford it, why are you looking at real estate? if you have trouble paying for a sandwich, how are you going to pay your rent?
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[Paki and Proud]

anyway, i prefer luton to anything

anything past junction 11 northbound on the m1 is scum
anything past junction 8 southbound on the m1 is scum

i went college jct 9, and the slaugher house in on jct 8 :Oops:

[akuza]

anyway, i prefer luton to anything

anything past junction 11 northbound on the m1 is scum
anything past junction 8 southbound on the m1 is scum

i went college jct 9, and the slaugher house in on jct 8 :Oops::rofl: at the statement alone.


Dismal large town about 30 miles north of English capital London. Very, very, very grey. Concrete is in fashion here. Divided into "poor bit" where most of the chavs live, and "Slightly less poor bit" where the pseudo-middle-class chavs live. Luton is unbelievably dull, containing about four decent drinking/entertainment establishments. The rest of the town is coated with shite buildings containing shite nightclubs with shite music and scummy patrons. If you come seeking fine cuisine then be sure to avoid most of the town, and focus most of your energy on finding one of our two fine restaurants (If you don't like Indian or Thai, you're boned). Alternatively you could visit one of our many Burger King or McDonalds "restaurants" and share greasy cow rectum burgers with our population of frequently drunk and often amusing "street folk." Keep in mind that if they approach you, you DON'T HAVE ANY SPARE CHANGE. If you want somewhere to stay, I hope you like concrete and mysterious smells.

[Paki and Proud]

:rofl: at the statement alone.

Home is where the heart is.

Luton :love:

it really aint that bad..

besides, you need to look at urself in the mirror if ur going to go to luton for a touristic purposes

[akuza]

Home is where the heart is.

Luton :love:

it really aint that bad..

besides, you need to look at urself in the mirror if ur going to go to luton for a touristic purposes
I didn't get the last sentence.
I've been to Luton and this thread concludes my sentiment for it...

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=235655

[killuminati87]

:rofl: at the statement alone.
:rofl: at the description, dude i went to luton airport.. its a fucking joke. :no:

[Paki and Proud]

I didn't get the last sentence.
I've been to Luton and this thread concludes my sentiment for it...

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=235655

why the hell would u go to luton for sightseeing.. the hotels arent that bad and the indian food is the only thing that stands up to any other place in the country!!

it aint that bad.. the airport sucks.. i got questioned for an hour coz i fitted a certain prrofile

[akuza]

why the hell would u go to luton for sightseeing.. the hotels arent that bad and the indian food is the only thing that stands up to any other place in the country!!

it aint that bad.. the airport sucks.. i got questioned for an hour coz i fitted a certain prrofile
Sightseeing? lol yep that's precisely why I went to duffer central.
dahahaha stopped for looking like a pakichavborderlineosama?

[Paki and Proud]

Sightseeing? lol yep that's precisely why I went to duffer central.
dahahaha stopped for looking like a pakichavborderlineosama?

actually it was coz i had a substantial amount of money on me

[jus_me]

lmao@duffer central.

only my dad says that!

[SSSash]

no, its a sign of the disgust i have towards northerners, hell even east londoners.

How many Geordies do you know? Lol

[random guy]

I was looking out of curiosity.

I knew prices were high but 5 Grand per week??

I dont travel to London and prefer to stay out of it, i was only down there as i have relatives from abroad over who wanted to see wht all the fuss was about. They werent too impressed.

The Horror Show in Madam Tussads was jokes though :kekeke:

5grand a week? R u dizzy?! lol. Where did u c that?!
U must be lookin at a properties worth multi million pounds in central london. U can get a flat in camden which is still zone 1 for like £250 a week

[sky86]

5grand a week? R u dizzy?! lol. Where did u c that?!
U must be lookin at a properties worth multi million pounds in central london. U can get a flat in camden which is still zone 1 for like £250 a week

that's because that dickhead probably went to fucking west london property agents, looking up on kensington rentals.....

stop fucking hating london, our girls are better than yours.