question for Echelon

[cantthinkofone]

help me out. And anyone else who is an expert regarding this matter. So echelon, lets say you meet a prude, who's all about values/morals, and does'nt really get physical with guys..now how exactly would you go about to make this girl like you, and try to woo her to do things with you? you seem to know alot about the art of manipulation and persuation, so please share everything about it.

[jattniz_chuttni]

That's my baby you're talking about. He would NEVAR manipulate others. He's a god. :love:

[cantthinkofone]

That's my baby you're talking about. He would NEVAR manipulate others. He's a god. :love:



where is he!

[jattniz_chuttni]

where is he!
In my heart. :love:

[flow-natural]

help me out. And anyone else who is an expert regarding this matter. So echelon, lets say you meet a prude, who's all about values/morals, and does'nt really get physical with guys..now how exactly would you go about to make this girl like you, and try to woo her to do things with you? you seem to know alot about the art of manipulation and persuation, so please share everything about it.

he will diss u, make fun of u, call u a liar, call u boring a million times, threaten 2 block u but nt do it, talk abt how hot he is and how irresistable he is, send u eewy icons on msn, give u links 2 porn, send u porn pics, ask u disgusting questions, take da piss outa ur behaviour and then finally when nothing works

he will give up

[jattniz_chuttni]

he will diss u, make fun of u, call u a liar, call u boring a million times, threaten 2 block u but nt do it, talk abt how hot he is and how irresistable he is, send u eewy icons on msn, give u links 2 porn, send u porn pics, ask u disgusting questions, take da piss outa ur behaviour and then finally when nothing works

he will give up
Z0mG??!?! Echey baby's been two timing me!?!??

[flow-natural]

Z0mG??!?! Echey baby's been two timing me!?!??


ew u can have him
hes nasty

[jattniz_chuttni]

ew u can have him
hes nasty
But he's my god. :cry:

[flow-natural]

But he's my god. :cry:

wats wrong with u

first u make bitchy threads avt me

and now u worship that bastaaard

[jattniz_chuttni]

wats wrong with u

first u make bitchy threads avt me

and now u worship that bastaaard But I wub him. :cry:

And I love you. Don't worry. It's just my time of the month. :cry:

[flow-natural]

But I wub him. :cry:

And I love you. Don't worry. It's just my time of the month. :cry:


shame on u

dats all im gna say


shame on fukin u

[dr0pitlikeitzh0t]

wut diz fred abt

:nuts:

dis fred iz stopid

fukin pm him :nuts:

:nuts:

[jattniz_chuttni]

wut diz fred abt

:nuts:

dis fred iz stopid

fukin pm him :nuts:

:nuts: Hi bebecakes. S0rrii buT i got newz fah youz. I beenz cheetin on You's wiff Echey babes, you understand? mwahz.

[Riddemz]

shame on u

dats all im gna say


shame on fukin u
you said that all you were going to say was "shame on you" but then you say "shame on fucking you"

do you not even know what you are going to say or what?

you moronic inbred peasant waste

[jattniz_chuttni]

you said that all you were going to say was "shame on you" but then you say "shame on fucking you"

do you not even know what you are going to say or what?

you moronic inbred peasant waste
Zomg. You're so smart. :love:

[Riddemz]

Zomg. You're so smart. :love:
i know thanks ;)

its the superior genes

[jattniz_chuttni]

i know thanks ;)

its the superior genes Zomg. You AND Echelon. Zomggsokdisdjgfidsjf. :love::love::love::love:

[Riddemz]

Zomg. You AND Echelon. Zomggsokdisdjgfidsjf. :love::love::love::love:
hey... you can only worship one of us... unless you are polytheistic of course

[Adnan786]

It would be interesting to hear an answer to this. It took me 18 months to get into a girl like that. Most of it was down to her own insecurities though.

[Riddemz]

in all honesty... it is not even worth the effort
there are millions of girls out there, so why waste energy on a female who just isnt like you
there are plenty out there that are

[Adnan786]

in all honesty... it is not even worth the effort
there are millions of girls out there, so why waste energy on a female who just isnt like you
there are plenty out there that are

learnt that the hard way. Ur right.

[greenismine]

you stole someone else's username....:shock:

[cantthinkofone]

learnt that the hard way. Ur right.



explain...?

[cantthinkofone]

in all honesty... it is not even worth the effort
there are millions of girls out there, so why waste energy on a female who just isnt like you
there are plenty out there that are



but she's a challenge...hard to get..

[cantthinkofone]

It would be interesting to hear an answer to this. It took me 18 months to get into a girl like that. Most of it was down to her own insecurities though.


woah..18 months? what happened in the end?

[naughtyness]

help me out. And anyone else who is an expert regarding this matter. So echelon, lets say you meet a prude, who's all about values/morals, and does'nt really get physical with guys..now how exactly would you go about to make this girl like you, and try to woo her to do things with you? you seem to know alot about the art of manipulation and persuation, so please share everything about it.

:no: you shouldnt use people like that.
do you really like her, or you just wanna :Pelvic2: ??

[Riddemz]

but she's a challenge...hard to get..
there are challenges that are your type

[Echelon]

Question are you g/f and b/f or is she just a girl you know?
From what I know if she is a friend then she could very well be pretending to be a prude.

In which case you have to set up an environment which makes things rational and less politically correct.

[Echelon]

he will diss u, make fun of u, call u a liar, call u boring a million times, threaten 2 block u but nt do it, talk abt how hot he is and how irresistable he is, send u eewy icons on msn, give u links 2 porn, send u porn pics, ask u disgusting questions, take da piss outa ur behaviour and then finally when nothing works

he will give upYou are the most boring gangsta bitch I've ever come across.
You have the intelligence of a brick.
Your vagina is hard and dry like a star fish thats been sunbathing.
You are the most horniest lil skank on the forums, but theres this growing pretense which consumes you. You want to pretend to be the 'perfectly angelic' desi girl thats all pure but at the same time a bad bitch who has every man at the tip of her fingers. Guess what honey bunch, you're just a little deer who just wants her pussy pounded daily to suffice her hormonal needs.

You are just a refined version of Angel Pyar.

[cantthinkofone]

Question are you g/f and b/f or is she just a girl you know?
From what I know if she is a friend then she could very well be pretending to be a prude.

In which case you have to set up an environment which makes things rational and less politically correct.


friends....what else can i do?

[cantthinkofone]

there are challenges that are your type


whats the difference?

[cantthinkofone]

:no: you shouldnt use people like that.
do you really like her, or you just wanna :Pelvic2: ??



its a challenge :wavey:

[naughtyness]

its a challenge :wavey:


if you like her then im allowed to give you the best strategy to "un-prude-ify" her.

buttttttt. if you only wanna :Pelvic2: and leave
:no: im not gonna give you the tactics.

[selina_786]

You are the most boring gangsta bitch I've ever come across.
You have the intelligence of a brick.
Your vagina is hard and dry like a star fish thats been sunbathing.
You are the most horniest lil skank on the forums, but theres this growing pretense which consumes you. You want to pretend to be the 'perfectly angelic' desi girl thats all pure but at the same time a bad bitch who has every man at the tip of her fingers. Guess what honey bunch, you're just a little deer who just wants her pussy pounded daily to suffice her hormonal needs.

You are just a refined version of Angel Pyar.
:rofl: :rofl:

I know, I know. She's just an insecure frigid lil skank.

[Echelon]

friends....what else can i do?Okay well you've screwed things up majorly. Basically its gunna be hard, the situation you're in is so irreversible, you'd have better luck restoring Michael Jackson's face.

But you should give it a go anyways. You've entered the "I am your friend, if we have a relationship I will fucking destroy you if you fuck me over" realm.
So even if you do eventually fuck her, you're going to have some issues.

In order to fuck a friend you need to upgrade the sexual tension in your relationship. Do anything which teases her. Do anything which would release her natural inhibitions (party etc). Ask questions, upgrade her curiousity.
Make her experiment. But since she's an absolute prude, you need to go from A to B, so start with the faggy romantic stuff or something less obnoxious to get the ball going.

I seriously feel for you though, cos if you do fuck her, this bitch will probably want you to marry her. Get a new girl and make her jealous. That way she'll compromise her ideals and her prudishness (this is if she liked you) and change in order to 'get you'.

In fact, make up an entire scenario of dating another girl and having sex with her. Tell her these stories to get her to see what she's missing out on.

Godspeed.

[sagarmatha]

Okay well you've screwed things up majorly. Basically its gunna be hard, the situation you're in is so irreversible, you'd have better luck restoring Michael Jackson's face.

But you should give it a go anyways. You've entered the "I am your friend, if we have a relationship I will fucking destroy you if you fuck me over" realm.
So even if you do eventually fuck her, you're going to have some issues.

In order to fuck a friend you need to upgrade the sexual tension in your relationship. Do anything which teases her. Do anything which would release her natural inhibitions (party etc). Ask questions, upgrade her curiousity.
Make her experiment. But since she's an absolute prude, you need to go from A to B, so start with the faggy romantic stuff or something less obnoxious to get the ball going.

I seriously feel for you though, cos if you do fuck her, this bitch will probably want you to marry her. Get a new girl and make her jealous. That way she'll compromise her ideals and her prudishness (this is if she liked you) and change in order to 'get you'.

In fact, make up an entire scenario of dating another girl and having sex with her. Tell her these stories to get her to see what she's missing out on.

Godspeed.

it's a fucking science. :salut:

[TheDude]

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9853/1stremotetq4ey5.jpg

[Echelon]

Oh yeah
rule of thumb - treat em mean keep em keen.

[TheDude]

Oh yeah
rule of thumb - treat em mean keep em keen.

:werd:

also, she probably wants to hear about marriage and shit. she wants you to tell her you'd be there for her forever and ever. so say it. its not like she wants you to mean it. she just wants to hear it so that in her fucked up mind, she can justify you fucking her.

[GTZFINEZTZ]

:werd:

also, she probably wants to hear about marriage and shit. she wants you to tell her you'd be there for her forever and ever. so say it. its not like she wants you to mean it. she just wants to hear it so that in her fucked up mind, she can justify you fucking her.

haha as in it was meant to be. women are so stupid.

[TheDude]

haha as in it was meant to be. women are so stupid.

women :no:

[cantthinkofone]

Okay well you've screwed things up majorly. Basically its gunna be hard, the situation you're in is so irreversible, you'd have better luck restoring Michael Jackson's face.

But you should give it a go anyways. You've entered the "I am your friend, if we have a relationship I will fucking destroy you if you fuck me over" realm.
So even if you do eventually fuck her, you're going to have some issues.

In order to fuck a friend you need to upgrade the sexual tension in your relationship. Do anything which teases her. Do anything which would release her natural inhibitions (party etc). Ask questions, upgrade her curiousity.
Make her experiment. But since she's an absolute prude, you need to go from A to B, so start with the faggy romantic stuff or something less obnoxious to get the ball going.

I seriously feel for you though, cos if you do fuck her, this bitch will probably want you to marry her. Get a new girl and make her jealous. That way she'll compromise her ideals and her prudishness (this is if she liked you) and change in order to 'get you'.

In fact, make up an entire scenario of dating another girl and having sex with her. Tell her these stories to get her to see what she's missing out on.

Godspeed.







So even if you do eventually fuck her, you're going to have some issues.(what issues are we referring to over here, specifically?)

In order to fuck a friend you need to upgrade the sexual tension in your relationship( everytime i try that she either gets quiet, or is shy or changes the topic...does'nt really go anywhere )

Do anything which teases her(like what exactly?)


Do anything which would release her natural inhibitions (party etc): She does'nt party lol..she's the goody two shoes type..

Ask questions, upgrade her curiousity. (questions like what? She's never been in a physical relationship before )Make her experiment. ( Experiment how? she has strong values/morals )

But since she's an absolute prude, you need to go from A to B, so start with the faggy romantic stuff or something less obnoxious to get the ball going.( tried that, also thinks she likes me, but it's still not progressing ..she's all about the sanctity /virtuous bull..)I seriously feel for you though, cos if you do fuck her, this bitch will probably want you to marry her.( she's about marriage anyway and she says she has'nt even kissed before)

Get a new girl and make her jealous. That way she'll compromise her ideals and her prudishness (this is if she liked you) and change in order to 'get you'.( told her i have someone else...she just got jealous and then avoided me all together....and did'nt want to talk to me...now it's me trying to get her to talk to me as much as we used to initially..also, she's still prude )




In fact, make up an entire scenario of dating another girl and having sex with her. Tell her these stories to get her to see what she's missing out on.( She despises men who sleep around...and by telling her about the other girl, it only made her want to spend less time with me she did'nt even ask me what the other girl was like...She said she rather be with a guy who'll commit to her instead

[cantthinkofone]

:werd:

also, she probably wants to hear about marriage and shit. she wants you to tell her you'd be there for her forever and ever. so say it. its not like she wants you to mean it. she just wants to hear it so that in her fucked up mind, she can justify you fucking her.


been there, said all that...did'nt get anywhere except her liking me, but still a prude :neutral:

[cantthinkofone]

Oh yeah
rule of thumb - treat em mean keep em keen.


does that rule of thumb apply to the one's you like romantically as well...to keep em interested? or just the one's you wanna :Pelvic2: or both?

[cantthinkofone]

it's a fucking science. :salut:


you have any tips?

[SweetnSpicy90]

I wouldn't recommend going to him for advice. Hes a disgusting perv.. talk to a real gentleman. Its better in the long run.

[cantthinkofone]

I wouldn't recommend going to him for advice. Hes a disgusting perv.. talk to a real gentleman. Its better in the long run.


but he seems like he's gotten alot of action, and knows how to get a girl..

[TheDude]

So even if you do eventually fuck her, you're going to have some issues.(what issues are we referring to over here, specifically?)

In order to fuck a friend you need to upgrade the sexual tension in your relationship( everytime i try that she either gets quiet, or is shy or changes the topic...does'nt really go anywhere )

Do anything which teases her(like what exactly?)


Do anything which would release her natural inhibitions (party etc): She does'nt party lol..she's the goody two shoes type..

Ask questions, upgrade her curiousity. (questions like what? She's never been in a physical relationship before )Make her experiment. ( Experiment how? she has strong values/morals )

But since she's an absolute prude, you need to go from A to B, so start with the faggy romantic stuff or something less obnoxious to get the ball going.( tried that, also thinks she likes me, but it's still not progressing ..she's all about the sanctity /virtuous bull..)I seriously feel for you though, cos if you do fuck her, this bitch will probably want you to marry her.( she's about marriage anyway and she says she has'nt even kissed before)

Get a new girl and make her jealous. That way she'll compromise her ideals and her prudishness (this is if she liked you) and change in order to 'get you'.( told her i have someone else...she just got jealous and then avoided me all together....and did'nt want to talk to me...now it's me trying to get her to talk to me as much as we used to initially..also, she's still prude )




In fact, make up an entire scenario of dating another girl and having sex with her. Tell her these stories to get her to see what she's missing out on.( She despises men who sleep around...and by telling her about the other girl, it only made her want to spend less time with me she did'nt even ask me what the other girl was like...She said she rather be with a guy who'll commit to her instead

dang, dude! you started a second thread? lol

i dont know if you are really this clueless or you are just trolling but oh well :dunno:

[TheDude]

if its the first, pm surge. he'll tell you how to be a pua. even the most clueless guys can get somewhere with that shit.

[Echelon]

So even if you do eventually fuck her, you're going to have some issues.(what issues are we referring to over here, specifically?)

In order to fuck a friend you need to upgrade the sexual tension in your relationship( everytime i try that she either gets quiet, or is shy or changes the topic...does'nt really go anywhere )

Do anything which teases her(like what exactly?)


Do anything which would release her natural inhibitions (party etc): She does'nt party lol..she's the goody two shoes type..

Ask questions, upgrade her curiousity. (questions like what? She's never been in a physical relationship before )Make her experiment. ( Experiment how? she has strong values/morals )

But since she's an absolute prude, you need to go from A to B, so start with the faggy romantic stuff or something less obnoxious to get the ball going.( tried that, also thinks she likes me, but it's still not progressing ..she's all about the sanctity /virtuous bull..)I seriously feel for you though, cos if you do fuck her, this bitch will probably want you to marry her.( she's about marriage anyway and she says she has'nt even kissed before)

Get a new girl and make her jealous. That way she'll compromise her ideals and her prudishness (this is if she liked you) and change in order to 'get you'.( told her i have someone else...she just got jealous and then avoided me all together....and did'nt want to talk to me...now it's me trying to get her to talk to me as much as we used to initially..also, she's still prude )




In fact, make up an entire scenario of dating another girl and having sex with her. Tell her these stories to get her to see what she's missing out on.( She despises men who sleep around...and by telling her about the other girl, it only made her want to spend less time with me she did'nt even ask me what the other girl was like...She said she rather be with a guy who'll commit to her instead She's a fucking prude.
Get out before the boat sinks.

Honestly, I've come across these girls before and they're not worth the effort.

Think about it this way, my homes. You're young, you're free, you should be out enjoying yourself.. why place your entire life at the hands of some woman who doesn't even know what oral sex is? ***** please.

You should seriously try and change her by leaving her or not giving her attention. The more attention she gets, the more she'll realise that you're under her thumb and she has you under her control. Who cares if she's not going to talk to you if you're dating a girl. What a fucking little baby she is. She's a child, she needs to be taught a lesson.

Don't be institutionalised in her stupid reigme. You'll kill yourself and then you'll realise there is no plan B.

Please, for the love of God, say you have a g/f. If she doesn't like it, so be it. Go around have fun, fuck etc.

If you don't experience life and apportion your attention to one thing and one thing only, you'll be one sad mother fucker when you realise the potential after you get married.

You'll be sitting there in your lunghi masturbating to page 3 bollywood girls while your big aunty shaped wife feeds you curry.

[plummet]

who has the intelligence of a duck?

[Echelon]

who has the intelligence of a duck?Why are you random, yo

[TheDude]

echelon, that last post was on the money brosky. good post.

[TheDude]

who has the intelligence of a duck?

how's unclogging toilets workin out for ya?

[Walktheline]

I wouldn't recommend going to him for advice. Hes a disgusting perv.. talk to a real gentleman. Its better in the long run.


I wouldn't recommend anyone listening to you either. :ugh:
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=235438

[plummet]

Why are you random, yo
i was just wondering, so i may be able to catch up on the thread

[plummet]

how's unclogging toilets workin out for ya?
:hand:

[TheDude]

:hand:

hi plummer :kiss:

[plummet]

hi plummer :kiss:
uh huh

[TheDude]

uh huh

:69: hi :D

[cantthinkofone]

She's a fucking prude. (no kidding man...she is)
Get out before the boat sinks.

Honestly, I've come across these girls before and they're not worth the effort.(have you ever developed feelings or liked one of them romantically?)

Think about it this way, my homes. You're young, you're free, you should be out enjoying yourself.. why place your entire life at the hands of some woman who doesn't even know what oral sex is? ***** please.( would you keep her as a friend ?)
You should seriously try and change her by leaving her or not giving her attention. The more attention she gets, the more she'll realise that you're under her thumb and she has you under her control. Who cares if she's not going to talk to you if you're dating a girl. What a fucking little baby she is. She's a child, she needs to be taught a lesson.( If she's not going to talk to me, does'nt that show that she does'nt need me and has self respect :mad: I just can't end my game here..what else can i do?)

Don't be institutionalised in her stupid reigme. You'll kill yourself and then you'll realise there is no plan B.( you don't think she'll ever give in?)

Please, for the love of God, say you have a g/f. If she doesn't like it, so be it. Go around have fun, fuck etc. ( By saying i have a g/f, what will i end up achieving? What will come out of it?)

If you don't experience life and apportion your attention to one thing and one thing only, you'll be one sad mother fucker when you realise the potential after you get married.( Does that apply to girls as well?)

You'll be sitting there in your lunghi masturbating to page 3 bollywood girls while your big aunty shaped wife feeds you curry.i've been trying to get her since a while..don't want to leave halfway..you have game man..help a mate out :(

[GTZFINEZTZ]

She's a fucking prude. (no kidding man...she is)
Get out before the boat sinks.

Honestly, I've come across these girls before and they're not worth the effort.(have you ever developed feelings or liked one of them romantically?)

Think about it this way, my homes. You're young, you're free, you should be out enjoying yourself.. why place your entire life at the hands of some woman who doesn't even know what oral sex is? ***** please.( would you keep her as a friend ?)
You should seriously try and change her by leaving her or not giving her attention. The more attention she gets, the more she'll realise that you're under her thumb and she has you under her control. Who cares if she's not going to talk to you if you're dating a girl. What a fucking little baby she is. She's a child, she needs to be taught a lesson.( If she's not going to talk to me, does'nt that show that she does'nt need me and has self respect :mad: I just can't end my game here..what else can i do?)

Don't be institutionalised in her stupid reigme. You'll kill yourself and then you'll realise there is no plan B.( you don't think she'll ever give in?)

Please, for the love of God, say you have a g/f. If she doesn't like it, so be it. Go around have fun, fuck etc. ( By saying i have a g/f, what will i end up achieving? What will come out of it?)

If you don't experience life and apportion your attention to one thing and one thing only, you'll be one sad mother fucker when you realise the potential after you get married.( Does that apply to girls as well?)

You'll be sitting there in your lunghi masturbating to page 3 bollywood girls while your big aunty shaped wife feeds you curry.i've been trying to get her since a while..don't want to leave halfway..you have game man..help a mate out :(

DUDE THE MORE YOU KEEP TRYING TO GET HER TO MORE YOU'LL PUSH HER AWAY. STOP FOCUSING SO MUCH ATTENTION ON HER AND STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH. GO OUT AND DATE OTHER WOMEN AND TELL HER FROM TIME TO TIME. DON'T ALWAYS BE AROUND TO TAKE HER CALLS, OR TALK TO HER. SHOW HER THAT THERE IS MORE TO YOUR LIFE THAN JUST HER OR ELSE SHE WILL THINK YOU ARE ONE SAD, PATHETIC FUCK.

[cantthinkofone]

DUDE THE MORE YOU KEEP TRYING TO GET HER TO MORE YOU'LL PUSH HER AWAY. STOP FOCUSING SO MUCH ATTENTION ON HER AND STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH. GO OUT AND DATE OTHER WOMEN AND TELL HER FROM TIME TO TIME. DON'T ALWAYS BE AROUND TO TAKE HER CALLS, OR TALK TO HER. SHOW HER THAT THERE IS MORE TO YOUR LIFE THAN JUST HER OR ELSE SHE WILL THINK YOU ARE ONE SAD, PATHETIC FUCK.



done that , she did that too then:rolleyes:

[GTZFINEZTZ]

done that , she did that too then:rolleyes:

Didn't mean to type in caps bud. I wasn't yelling.

[whyohwhy]

Didn't mean to type in caps bud. I wasn't yelling.


it's aight mate :) thanks anyways..she's staying away from me now :( have you ever liked a prude one before?

[GTZFINEZTZ]

it's aight mate :) thanks anyways..she's staying away from me now :( have you ever liked a prude one before?

Don't worry about it man. We all got our heart broken before, every guy has and it will make you into a stronger guy. Just brush up on your game and most importantly, live your life and fuck what others think.

[cantthinkofone]

Don't worry about it man. We all got our heart broken before, every guy has and it will make you into a stronger guy. Just brush up on your game and most importantly, live your life and fuck what others think.




this girl has a thing for me though.. :sarb: just don't know how to take it further as she's prudish