Atheists are all gay/lezzies, apparently.

[zai_alam]

We were having a debate at work last Friday about religion and atheism, and those of my work colleagues who are atheists all turned out the be gays and lezzies.

We came to the conclusion that there must be a link between atheism and gayness.

Oh, and I got called a 'Nazi' for being muslim :)

[candle23]

i'm an atheist and i'm straight.

[zai_alam]

i'm an atheist and i'm straight.

sure.

:hay:

[candle23]

sure.

:hay:


:no:

[zai_alam]

:no:

No, but seriously... atheism = undercover rebellious intellectual gayism.

[candle23]

No, but seriously... atheism = undercover rebellious intellectual gayism.


NO. I'm an atheist and I'm straight. I can't break it down any simpler.

[SSSash]

No, but seriously... atheism = undercover rebellious intellectual gayism.

Thats URIG ... which might remind you of Uruguay.. which basically says You Are Gay. Zai's onto something!

[zai_alam]

NO. I'm an atheist and I'm straight. I can't break it down any simpler.

Are you utterly certain that you are straight? Ever had any strange dreams involving David Hasslehoff and a gherkin? Think about it for a moment.

[candle23]

Are you utterly certain that you are straight? Ever had any strange dreams involving David Hasslehoff and a gherkin? Think about it for a moment.

I'm a chick and I'm only into dicks. I'm certain :chick:

[zai_alam]

Thats URIG ... which might remind you of Uruguay.. which basically says You Are Gay. Zai's onto something!

I'm sure Uruguay is an undercover atheist country.

AND the ass-tronomer who discovered Uranus is an atheist as well. It's true.

[zai_alam]

I'm a chick and I'm only into dicks. I'm certain :chick:

So are you basically trying to say that the fine young lady in my sig doesn't make you feel the slightest bit fuzzy, warm and mildly excited inside?

[candle23]

So are you basically trying to say that the fine young lady in my sig doesn't make you feel the slightest bit fuzzy, warm and mildly excited inside?

No.

[zai_alam]

No.

fibber.

[candle23]

fibber.

Whatever. Lets agree to disagree and be happy in our own little worlds, kay :hug:

[zai_alam]

Whatever. Lets agree to disagree and be happy in our own little worlds, kay :hug:

:grouphug:

I love lezbos.

[candle23]

:grouphug:

I love lezbos.


:rofl:


:neutral:


:no: :no:

[Z4K5T4R]

NO. I'm an atheist and I'm straight. I can't break it down any simpler.There's always time to be bent.
Give it more time eh.

[candle23]

There's always time to be bent.
Give it more time eh.

read post #14

[blazeonthehaze]

We were having a debate at work last Friday about religion and atheism, and those of my work colleagues who are atheists all turned out the be gays and lezzies.

We came to the conclusion that there must be a link between atheism and gayness.

Oh, and I got called a 'Nazi' for being muslim :)
most religions dont accept homosexuals as they are, therefore the homos feel as if religion does not accept them and they feel as if they have no choice but to turn their back on religion

get a fucking clue :rolleyes:

[zai_alam]

most religions dont accept homosexuals as they are, therefore the homos feel as if religion does not accept them and they feel as if they have no choice but to turn their back on religion

get a fucking clue :rolleyes:

thank you for the delightful insight. now please piss off. fuck sake.

[akuza]

:rofl: zai :love:

[zai_alam]

:rofl: zai :love:

I'd turn atheist for some Aku love :love:

[jattniz_chuttni]

So true. I'm atheist and gay.

[_true_definition]

religion is for dumb ppl...it does all the thinking 4 u so u don't have to!!! it makes ppl more stupid than they already are...i know ppl will argue ofcourse...bring it on!!

[zai_alam]

religion is for dumb ppl...it does all the thinking 4 u so u don't have to!!! it makes ppl more stupid than they already are...i know ppl will argue ofcourse...bring it on!!

you look as though you need some atheist bumming action, immediately...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/hylian_zai/Gifs/atheist.jpg

:gay:

[zai_alam]

So true. I'm atheist and gay.

I rest my case. Thank you :grouphug:

[_true_definition]

you look as though you need some atheist bumming action, immediately...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/hylian_zai/Gifs/atheist.jpg

:gay:

you're the 1 that bends over when u pray fool!!

[_true_definition]

haha i like the picture..funny

[blazeonthehaze]

thank you for the delightful insight. now please piss off. fuck sake.
u kno im right :neutral:

[zai_alam]

you're the 1 that bends over when u pray fool!!

unlike you, we don't have to experience having a penis being vigourously inserted into our bums :gay:

[zai_alam]

u kno im right :neutral:

i know! :squint:

[zai_alam]

haha i like the picture..funny

sorry it was a huge mistake. i spelled 'atheist' incorrectly on your cap.

[jus_me]

richard, i have said it before and i shall say it again.

i love thee.

gay love for the win!

:bumsexandhow:!

[zai_alam]

richard, i have said it before and i shall say it again.

i love thee.

gay love for the win!

:bumsexandhow:!

theres nothing quite like a bit of hot atheist lezbian licky licky love :yum:

[_true_definition]

sorry it was a huge mistake. i spelled 'atheist' incorrectly on your cap.

i forgive you....it didn't really bother me at all...nothing wrong with being gay...its not like it's a choice, its genetic. you can call me gay if you like cos it aint gonna turn me into a homosexual haha ignorant fool.....i'm way above your level of archaic thought process

[zai_alam]

i forgive you....it didn't really bother me at all...nothing wrong with being gay...its not like it's a choice, its genetic. you can call me gay if you like cos it aint gonna turn me into a homosexual haha ignorant fool.....i'm way above your level of archaic thought process

:lol:

[The Genie]

i forgive you....it didn't really bother me at all...nothing wrong with being gay...its not like it's a choice, its genetic. you can call me gay if you like cos it aint gonna turn me into a homosexual haha ignorant fool.....i'm way above your level of archaic thought process

....:lol:

[anarki]

I knew a guy for 5 years in school. After he left, he decided he was Atheist, went all gothy, and turned out to be Bi! Gets bummed regularly now (cos he cant get girls, ugly as fcuk) but the point is...they Are all gay when they turn to Atheism out of rebelliousness against some shite...

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

We were having a debate at work last Friday about religion and atheism, and those of my work colleagues who are atheists all turned out the be gays and lezzies.

We came to the conclusion that there must be a link between atheism and gayness.

Oh, and I got called a 'Nazi' for being muslim :)

WHAT DA HELL

[_true_definition]

I knew a guy for 5 years in school. After he left, he decided he was Atheist, went all gothy, and turned out to be Bi! Gets bummed regularly now (cos he cant get girls, ugly as fcuk) but the point is...they Are all gay when they turn to Atheism out of rebelliousness against some shite...

its not about rebelling its the simple fact that religion doesn't appeal to certain ppl because religion does not work...ok it works in the sense that it makes you blind to other things but look at the amount of murders that have occurred in the name of religion. i don't see no religious leaders fighting...they just provoke!

[zai_alam]

I knew a guy for 5 years in school. After he left, he decided he was Atheist, went all gothy, and turned out to be Bi! Gets bummed regularly now (cos he cant get girls, ugly as fcuk) but the point is...they Are all gay when they turn to Atheism out of rebelliousness against some shite...
:werd:

WHAT DA HELL
:werd:

...but look at the amount of murders that have occurred in the name of religion. i don't see no religious leaders fighting...they just provoke!
I always though it was more to do with twisted and opportunistic politics, and religion has always been used as a scapegoat.

[SSSash]

its not about rebelling its the simple fact that religion doesn't appeal to certain ppl because religion does not work...ok it works in the sense that it makes you blind to other things but look at the amount of murders that have occurred in the name of religion. i don't see no religious leaders fighting...they just provoke!

There is nothing wrong with religion. Its the people following the religion and preaching it that are usually the dumbasses.

[Nad87]

^^^^^^

He's the biggest atheist i know

[yazmeen]

I believe I'm on the path of becoming an Atheist. Does this mean I am also on the path to become lesbian?

[SSSash]

^^^^^^

He's the biggest atheist i know

:rofl:

You can talk.. *ahem* gora *ahem*

[SSSash]

I believe I'm on the path of becoming an Atheist. Does this mean I am also on the path to become lesbian?

Embrace it baby.

[yazmeen]

Embrace it baby.

but i don't think i'd make a good lezbo............i have lezbo friends.......and they say i'm too girl.......... and i really think lezbos have too much drama....

plus i like men.............

[_true_definition]

There is nothing wrong with religion. Its the people following the religion and preaching it that are usually the dumbasses.


Absolutely, i agree with you 100% but then that just shows religion isn't effective because people are dumbasses with or without religion and its not filling the spiritual void that we have...so why follow it? i'd rather be a fool that doesn't follow religion than be a fool that does :rofl:

[SSSash]

Absolutely, i agree with you 100% but then that just shows religion isn't effective because people are dumbasses with or without religion and its not filling the spiritual void that we have...so why follow it? i'd rather be a fool that doesn't follow religion than be a fool that does :rofl:

Well religion is what you personally make of it. At the same time who's to say that all people who follow religion are dumbasses? If you ask me religion can be effective, its just not for everyone, whether they follow it or not, realise it or not.

[Nad87]

:rofl:

You can talk.. *ahem* gora *ahem*

she was christian tho

[SSSash]

she was christian tho

Which one? Haha..

What about Sav :neutral:

[LalduPatta]

for athiests to say they have figured out life through science is like the religious zealots saying they have discovered life through god. --deepak chopra

(in other words both parties are ignorant)

[zai_alam]

I believe I'm on the path of becoming an Atheist. Does this mean I am also on the path to become lesbian?

I think it's safe to say that in 5 months time you'll be licking fanny.

Maybe even sooner.

[zai_alam]

for athiests to say they have figured out life through science is like the religious zealots saying they have discovered life through god. --deepak chopra

(in other words both parties are ignorant)

deepak chopra can kiss my ass! :werd:

:gay:

[yazmeen]

I think it's safe to say that in 5 months time you'll be licking fanny.

Maybe even sooner.


so in order to be a lezbo, i gotta be a salad tosser as well....hhhmmmmm interesting..... i think i will remain religious then.....

[zai_alam]

so in order to be a lezbo, i gotta be a salad tosser as well....hhhmmmmm interesting..... i think i will remain religious then.....

who said anything about salads? :ugh2:

[baliwala]

"Thou who does not worship God, will instead worship the cock"-sum religious book, so zai u are rite

[soladylike]

I know a Muslim guy who is gay. And I know an atheist who is not gay.
These are my deviations in the conclusion you guys came up with at work.

[lost_soul17]

you're the 1 that bends over when u pray fool!!

haha :no:

[zai_alam]

all muslims like to fuck thier cousins and underage girls, and donkeys, they are all terrorists as well and fundementalists who want to abolish music and TV and art because its "western propaganda."

you seem to have understood the underlying point of this thread, apparently.

see the discussion at work started something like this:

Me: What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the word 'muslim'?

Work-mate: Er... this is gonna sound bad but, terrorist. Go on, what's the first thing you think when you hear the word 'atheist'?

Me: Bunch of gaylords.

Then the gay/lezbo work-mates get involved in the discussion, etc etc...

[zai_alam]

I know a Muslim guy who is gay. And I know an atheist who is not gay.
These are my deviations in the conclusion you guys came up with at work.

Are they brothers?

[yazmeen]

who said anything about salads? :ugh2:

you said licking fanny..................

[phishuff]

there is no logic in calling in this

[ancient_warrior]

Are they brothers?

Are U brothers with them. :p

[jibran251]

We were having a debate at work last Friday about religion and atheism, and those of my work colleagues who are atheists all turned out the be gays and lezzies.

We came to the conclusion that there must be a link between atheism and gayness.

Oh, and I got called a 'Nazi' for being muslim :)

:rofl:

[zai_alam]

you said licking fanny..................
and?

there is no logic in calling in this
:)

Are U brothers with them. :p
Only on Tuesdays.

:rofl:
:werd:

[jibran251]

:werd:



wud you say back ... :scratch:

[zai_alam]

wud you say back ... :scratch:

I confessed to owning a few Slayer albums - including Reigning Blood, which includes the legendary track 'Angel of Death' which is a song about the infamous German SS doctor Josef Mengele :dunno:

[jibran251]

I confessed to owning a few Slayer albums - including Reigning Blood, which includes the song 'Angel of Death' which is a song about the infamous German SS doctor Josef Mengele :dunno:
:scratch:


Uh don't know what you just said ... but ok. :yes:

[zai_alam]

:scratch:


Uh don't know what you just said ... but ok. :yes:

Dr. Josef Mengele was a member of the German Nazi SS unit.

Zai... the band Slayer... Nazi.

That is the only "connection". I was just trying to provoke my work-mates :)

[jibran251]

Dr. Josef Mengele was a member of the German Nazi SS unit.

Zai... the band Slayer... Nazi.

That is the only "connection". I was just trying to provoke my work-mates :)
o sure ... :neutral:



I only know Hitler :dunno: ... :ashamed:

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

It true chav style... "This is sooooooo GAY!"

:gay:

[zai_alam]

o sure ... :neutral:



I only know Hitler :dunno: ... :ashamed:

We all know Hitler :neutral:

[zai_alam]

It true chav style... "This is sooooooo GAY!"

:gay:

:gay:

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

:gay:

you get me rude boi! :p

[jumpn jza]

The link is not substantial - thats only because all abrahamic faiths are homophobic (to the point of subscribing the death sentence for being gay) - therefore it would be unlikely for a gay person to attest to such a faith...

[_true_definition]

haha :no:


what man? he was asking for it!!! interesting screen name, what made you choose it? you're kinda hot you know ;)

[L_A_X__addiction]

i think it's the other way around.

the homosexuality first, the atheism second.

oh wait, this is the UK forum. am i not supposed to post in here? sorry. :Oops:

[_true_definition]

i think it's the other way around.

the homosexuality first, the atheism second.

oh wait, this is the UK forum. am i not supposed to post in here? sorry. :Oops:


you can post in here, you have my permission :p i agree with you on your comment. religion does not cater to them so why should they follow it? they are seen as outcasts and dirty which shows that if there is a god, he does not approve of religion!! homosexuals are still human and i've said this before and i'll say it gain, its genetic, its not a choice. i say live and let live!

[soladylike]

Are they brothers?

No. They don't know each other.

[zai_alam]

you get me rude boi! :p

I love the fact that most people are taking this thread seriously :kekeke:

They should check out my other threads, innit? Like the 'Do Nintendo Secretly Hate Jews?' thread :)

[L_A_X__addiction]

I love the fact that most people are taking this thread seriously :kekeke:

They should check out my other threads, innit? Like the 'Do Nintendo Secretly Hate Jews?' thread :)


great.

now i'm just embarrassed.

[akuza]

you can post in here, you have my permission :p i agree with you on your comment. religion does not cater to them so why should they follow it? they are seen as outcasts and dirty which shows that if there is a god, he does not approve of religion!! homosexuals are still human and i've said this before and i'll say it gain, its genetic, its not a choice. i say live and let live!oh no you di'ent mavafucka! I should toss your punkbitch ass outta here. Greasy shit.

4G8AXyD-vdo

[killuminati87]

great.

now i'm just embarrassed.
:rofl:

[_true_definition]

oh no you di'ent mavafucka! I should toss your punkbitch ass outta here. Greasy shit.

4G8AXyD-vdo

I WANT TO SUCK YOUR COCK!

[zai_alam]

why not? why you gettin abusive? haha its funny cos you run your mouth off like this, but in person the only thing you be tossin then is yourself! have respect for people genetically superior to you!


p.s learn to spell bitch!

excellent. now this thread looks like it's gonna turn into a bitching contest. well done Mr. Greasy! :)

[zai_alam]

great.

now i'm just embarrassed.

don't worry, everything will be fine.

*zai pats L_A_X__addiction's back sympathetically*

[_true_definition]

excellent. now this thread looks like it's gonna turn into a bitching contest. well done Mr. Greasy! :)

Thanks! what do you expect...re-read the title of this thread, it's not exactly the most serious is it? it's obvious you're just taking the piss :rofl:

[*1001Nights*]

you can post in here, you have my permission :p i agree with you on your comment. religion does not cater to them so why should they follow it? they are seen as outcasts and dirty which shows that if there is a god, he does not approve of religion!! homosexuals are still human and i've said this before and i'll say it gain, its genetic, its not a choice. i say live and let live!
being gay is not genetic

[_true_definition]

being gay is not genetic


are you a doctor? just out of curiousity, what is your religion?

[*1001Nights*]

are you a doctor? just out of curiousity, what is your religion?
im muslim......but no its obv. being gay is not genetic.....its the society arnd u tht influences ppl

[akuza]

I WANT TO SUCK YOUR COCK!
get in line.

[_true_definition]

get in line.
Want me to bend over?

[_true_definition]

im muslim......but no its obv. being gay is not genetic.....its the society arnd u tht influences ppl


you seem to be so sure, i don't mean to offend you, but are you gay?

[*1001Nights*]

you seem to be so sure, i don't mean to offend you, but are you gay?
wtf ur a retarded ass....im muslim....hell no im not gay....but i hate when ppl try and justify being gay thru genetics cuz thts bs......and gay ppl are atheist bcuz religion doesnt accomodate them which obv. means theyre not sposed to be gay

[_true_definition]

wtf ur a retarded ass....im muslim....hell no im not gay....but i hate when ppl try and justify being gay thru genetics cuz thts bs......and gay ppl are atheist bcuz religion doesnt accomodate them which obv. means theyre not sposed to be gay


so are you saying there is no such thing as a gay muslim? you saying they don't exist?

[*1001Nights*]

so are you saying there is no such thing as a gay muslim? you saying they don't exist?
they dont cuz if theyre gay they cant be muslim....im sure there are gay ppl born into muslim families but once they turn gay they can hardly be considered muslim :neutral:

[_true_definition]

they dont cuz if theyre gay they cant be muslim....im sure there are gay ppl born into muslim families but once they turn gay they can hardly be considered muslim :neutral:

i get ya and i would like you to read this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3735668.stm

[zai_alam]

hehe you sad fuck...how you do that?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[*1001Nights*]

i get ya and i would like you to read this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3735668.stm
ok one article.....and research on this gay gene is incomplete this study was done by like one uni and researchers in the US havnt been able to come up with the same info....so therfore there is not enought evidence to say tht being gay is genetic

[CantThinkOfAName]

You're muslim?!?!?!?!?

[akuza]

Want me to bend over?
feel free to.

[_true_definition]

feel free to.


lol you geeky motherfucker

[_true_definition]

ok one article.....and research on this gay gene is incomplete this study was done by like one uni and researchers in the US havnt been able to come up with the same info....so therfore there is not enought evidence to say tht being gay is genetic

i only gave you 1 article, doesn't mean i've read just one. there are loads! what evidence do you need?

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

I love the fact that most people are taking this thread seriously :kekeke:

They should check out my other threads, innit? Like the 'Do Nintendo Secretly Hate Jews?' thread :)

Yeah, kinda sad but yet such great entertainment, such as the likes of...
"Catch Phrase"

:rofl: @ Nintendo

What next... will these turkeys will be gobbling about!? :no:

Now lets be gay and merry... :gayfight:

[zai_alam]

Yeah, kinda sad but yet such great entertainment, such as the likes of...
"Catch Phrase"

:rofl: @ Nintendo

What next... will these turkeys will gobbling about!? :no:

Now lets be gay and merry... :gayfight:

http://smiliesftw.com/x/greddygreddy.gif