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jigga man23
August 4th, 2007, 04:17 PM
But one small problem, can't do it alone.... :sarb:

supremed
August 4th, 2007, 04:18 PM
The search begins....hook me up with the girls you reject

LAKERFAN8
August 4th, 2007, 04:20 PM
adoption is a great thing to do

phishuff
August 4th, 2007, 04:21 PM
But one small problem

could it be your doodle?
:eek:

jigga man23
August 4th, 2007, 04:21 PM
The search begins....hook me up with the girls you reject

I can't reject anyone everyone has their special something about them...

di vinci
August 4th, 2007, 04:22 PM
good luck. i hope u never get the chance to reproduce. we have jigger jr only 3montghs n counting

jigga man23
August 4th, 2007, 04:22 PM
adoption is a great thing to do


True true but I want one comming from my loins....

jigga man23
August 4th, 2007, 04:23 PM
could it be your doodle?
:eek:

There is a slight possibility... :D

jigga man23
August 4th, 2007, 04:24 PM
good luck. i hope u never get the chance to reproduce. we have jigger jr only 3montghs n counting

:squint: go eat a knife....

chicano_desi
August 4th, 2007, 04:25 PM
But one small problem, can't do it alone.... :sarb:
ask madam_jade.
she's full service.

jigga man23
August 4th, 2007, 04:25 PM
I figured this thread will be dead before I even start... :no:

di vinci
August 4th, 2007, 04:26 PM
:squint: go eat a knife....


iim full im tempted but i leave it for tomarrow

jigga man23
August 4th, 2007, 04:26 PM
ask madam_jade.
she's full service.


I heard she's a man eater...

jigga man23
August 4th, 2007, 04:26 PM
iim full im tempted but i leave it for tomarrow

Ok tomorrow than wanker :D

baha_dmx
August 4th, 2007, 04:31 PM
But one small problem, can't do it alone.... :sarb:

You must be real stable them. For me, even the thought of such a thing scares me. :batman:

supremed
August 4th, 2007, 04:38 PM
I can't reject anyone everyone has their special something about them...
nice guy as always lol

yeahwhat
August 4th, 2007, 04:40 PM
oh pick me i want babies ... they will have good genes ... tall, slim sharp features the works :p

KurtaPyjama
August 4th, 2007, 04:41 PM
oh pick me i want babies ... they will have good genes ... tall, slim sharp features the works :p

what a fucking ego. wow. just wow. :google:

yeahwhat
August 4th, 2007, 04:43 PM
what a fucking ego. wow. just wow. :google:


lol what im tall and slim :S ... i wasn't trying to be egotistical i was just stating some facts about me :p

KurtaPyjama
August 4th, 2007, 04:46 PM
lol what im tall and slim :S ... i wasn't trying to be egotistical i was just stating some facts about me :p

i've seen u puthar. you're short and stalky. thanks for coming out though. :bhapi:

yeahwhat
August 4th, 2007, 04:49 PM
i've seen u puthar. you're short and stalky. thanks for coming out though. :bhapi:


darn you caught me :( ... 5ft 1 and 145 lbs, life sucks

ilyas@!!oops!!
August 4th, 2007, 04:50 PM
go to bangladesh and get a village girl they're sex drive quite high


good luck bengali :lol:

KurtaPyjama
August 4th, 2007, 04:51 PM
darn you caught me :( ... 5ft 1 and 145 lbs, life sucks

it's okay. go have your favorite dabba of ice cream and cry it out, k?

may the light of the lord shine upon thee. amen.

:bhapi:

flowerish88
August 4th, 2007, 04:52 PM
But one small problem, can't do it alone.... :sarb:

it helps to have a wife

phishuff
August 4th, 2007, 04:52 PM
sperm donation :weirdfac:

yeahwhat
August 4th, 2007, 04:53 PM
it's okay. go have your favorite dabba of ice cream and cry it out, k?

may the light of the lord shine upon thee. amen.

:bhapi:


im drinking my pain away with some beer ... the spare tire around my waist is getting bigger as we speak

supremed
August 4th, 2007, 04:57 PM
i've seen u puthar. you're short and stalky. thanks for coming out though. :bhapi:
i like the reverse game son...a lil too obvious though under the guise of being inconspicuous

KurtaPyjama
August 4th, 2007, 04:58 PM
im drinking my pain away with some beer ... the spare tire around my waist is getting bigger as we speak

spare tire, eh? are we talking toyota corolla or monster truck tire here?

be honest. lies make baby Jesus cry.

phishuff
August 4th, 2007, 04:59 PM
nobody liked my small problem joke :eek4:

KurtaPyjama
August 4th, 2007, 05:03 PM
i like the reverse game son...a lil too obvious though under the guise of being inconspicuous

i know what you are trying to say here, but it's coming across very .Mazzy.ish. be more economical with words. good writing = elegance through economy.

:bhapi:

supremed
August 4th, 2007, 05:32 PM
i know what you are trying to say here, but it's coming across very .Mazzy.ish. be more economical with words. good writing = elegance through economy.

:bhapi:
I have been accused of being bigjoe and now mazzi..I assure you I'm neither...just another angry brown man

yeahwhat
August 4th, 2007, 05:32 PM
spare tire, eh? are we talking toyota corolla or monster truck tire here?

be honest. lies make baby Jesus cry.


maybe just the toyota right now ... on its way to monster truck tire tho

reggie_xox
August 4th, 2007, 05:55 PM
You've got many years to become a father, enjoy your life without the little brats while you can.

kiran19
August 4th, 2007, 06:20 PM
Lol

jigga man23
August 5th, 2007, 01:31 AM
You must be real stable them. For me, even the thought of such a thing scares me. :batman:

Come again?

jigga man23
August 5th, 2007, 01:31 AM
oh pick me i want babies ... they will have good genes ... tall, slim sharp features the works :p

My genes or yours? :sarb:

jigga man23
August 5th, 2007, 01:33 AM
go to bangladesh and get a village girl they're sex drive quite high


good luck bengali :lol:

LMAO thanks for the tip....

and one more thing how do you know this?

jigga man23
August 5th, 2007, 01:34 AM
it helps to have a wife

Yeh go figure... :neutral:

jigga man23
August 5th, 2007, 01:35 AM
sperm donation :weirdfac:

The idea is to have a kid, not make one and not know about it... :neutral:

jigga man23
August 5th, 2007, 01:38 AM
You've got many years to become a father, enjoy your life without the little brats while you can.

well have them whle i'm still young so I can play with them...

boomchuck
August 5th, 2007, 02:12 AM
Mums have to do all the work :hand: Trust me, I'm sitting here with my baby brother so my mum can get a few hours of sleep

greenismine
August 5th, 2007, 02:14 AM
Mums have to do all the work :hand: Trust me, I'm sitting here with my baby brother so my mum can get a few hours of sleep

awwwwwwwwww thts so sweet :hug:

jigga man23
August 5th, 2007, 02:18 AM
Mums have to do all the work :hand: Trust me, I'm sitting here with my baby brother so my mum can get a few hours of sleep

Well since I agreed to have the kid, it can be assumed I'll take share part of this workload... :D

kashmiri_ryder
August 5th, 2007, 02:18 AM
if ur 20 n under then u should just chill right now cuzzz i takes lot of responsibility to be a father....specially a good father n u have to be really settled n be smart bout it......i think imma wait bout 6 or 7 years to be a father....

jigga man23
August 5th, 2007, 02:19 AM
awwwwwwwwww thts so sweet :hug:


Go to sleep... :D

lol

jibran251
August 5th, 2007, 02:19 AM
But one small problem, can't do it alone.... :sarb:
:no:


Your actually up to this ... :nervious:
Omg, the worlds really is fuked when men what children ...




:mrhappy:

jigga man23
August 5th, 2007, 02:20 AM
if ur 20 n under then u should just chill right now cuzzz i takes lot of responsibility to be a father....specially a good father n u have to be really settled n be smart bout it......i think imma wait bout 6 or 7 years to be a father....

I'm 25 hommy :D

and ready as I will ever be...

jigga man23
August 5th, 2007, 02:21 AM
:no:


Your actually up to this ... :nervious:
Omg, the worlds really is fuked when men what children ...




:mrhappy:

No I was watching my Boy playing with his 1 year old today and it made me think damm this is not bad... :D

boomchuck
August 5th, 2007, 02:23 AM
Well since I agreed to have the kid, it can be assumed I'll take share part of this workload... :D

Lmfao, and pray tell what would you be doing? Feeding? :razz:

kashmiri_ryder
August 5th, 2007, 02:24 AM
I'm 25 hommy :D

and ready as I will ever be...ok then ur set man....all u need to do is get a good wife n wait bout 9 months....

jibran251
August 5th, 2007, 02:26 AM
No I was watching my Boy playing with his 1 year old today and it made me think damm this is not bad... :D
O ... well

Parents + Rishta = Wifey


Wifey + Hubby = Child


Child + WIFEY + Husband = Family

Figting = Divorce

Divorce = Child goes to Ozone house. :dunno:

jigga man23
August 5th, 2007, 02:39 AM
Lmfao, and pray tell what would you be doing? Feeding? :razz:

:squint: no comments

jigga man23
August 5th, 2007, 02:39 AM
ok then ur set man....all u need to do is get a good wife n wait bout 9 months....

already in the works... :D

jigga man23
August 5th, 2007, 02:41 AM
O ... well

Parents + Rishta = Wifey


Wifey + Hubby = Child


Child + WIFEY + Husband = Family

Figting = Angry sex

Child walks in = good luck explaning. :dunno:

fixed it.. :D

jibran251
August 5th, 2007, 02:43 AM
fixed it.. :D
Wrestling match :yes:



:mrhappy:

boomchuck
August 5th, 2007, 02:49 AM
:squint: no comments

I'm sleepy

lil_gangsta_
August 5th, 2007, 05:51 PM
try sum animals

reggie_xox
August 5th, 2007, 08:28 PM
well have them whle i'm still young so I can play with them...
Well you can have em when your older and still play with them, its just all the more reason to want to stay in shape.