i have a fetish for smart guys...

[sMOOSH]

why are there so few out there? :neutral:

[Arshy]

you're just not looking hard enough.

[keep_ya_head_up]

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[Angel_Face_K]

Lol.. You've come to the right place to look for 'smart guys'

[RacingSoul]

you're just not looking hard enough.

http://presentationmakers.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/nerd.jpg
"it's true! I've been ignored for decades, brother :( "

[khanvict]

Your post is intricate, shall we discuss this over a game of chess?

fail.

[sMOOSH]

you're just not looking hard enough.

i'm at work right now, stuck in my office on a beautiful day... i just go to thinking about stuff..

i dont like looking, i like stuff to just happen.

[sMOOSH]

Your post is intricate, shall we discuss this over a game of chess?


i like chess, however i hear the mockingness of ur tone so :no:

[doaly69]

http://www.vizulize.co.uk/upload/mrhand6.jpg

[sMOOSH]

http://presentationmakers.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/nerd.jpg
"it's true! I've been ignored for decades, brother :( "

sexy :yum:

[Gimmeck]

SpaceCowBoy is gonna have to doin his dishes in no time.

[keep_ya_head_up]

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[RacingSoul]

SpaceCowBoy is gonna have to doin his dishes in no time.

i'm sure his karma is a lot better than that.

[Arshy]

i'm at work right now, stuck in my office on a beautiful day... i just go to thinking about stuff..

i dont like looking, i like stuff to just happen.

well if "surprises" is your thing, then you've stopped at the wrong place.

All you get here is a bunch of blokes, a few butch lesbians and the odd stunner.

Mind you afterall it is a desi forum.

[Arshy]

http://presentationmakers.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/nerd.jpg
"it's true! I've been ignored for decades, brother :( "

Hot-ness just got a lil "hotter"

[BigCrazyIndian]

you're definitely barking up the wrong tree if you're on RD then.

[Arshy]

fail.
it was always a weak approach, wasn't it khan?

[sMOOSH]

If you worked at Nasa it would, choose your settings wisely and you will find someone. And sometimes smart people are at stupid places, the thing is their at the stupid place to do something smart, it's just that when you see them at the stupid place you think they're stupid when really they are doing something smart. A smart person could be near, you just can't identify them because your stupid. Not stupid in the sense of stupid, just stupid as in stupified, sometimes we get so mixed up in other things we get stupified about our current situation, so unstupify yourself and find - writers block. later


did i miss any? i like ur brain. i'm intrigued by ur attempt at being insightful..much appreciated. no sarcasm.

[Aurovon]

I have arrived.

[keep_ya_head_up]

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[sMOOSH]

it was always a weak approach, wasn't it khan?

weak approach? what's a strong approach?

[Aurovon]

I have a fetish for girls with small tits.

[sMOOSH]

you're definitely barking up the wrong tree if you're on RD then.

i've seen how rd works...been lurking around for a while, not posting much though. there's some ppl here with half a brain, i gotta say.

[Arshy]

I have arrived.
now that question is as open as elton john's buttcheeks.

[khanvict]

it was always a weak approach, wasn't it khan?

:yes:

he said the post was "intricate" meaning like..."complex" or "complicated" when her statement was pretty crystal clear. kinda ratted himself out if you ask me. :dunno:

[Arshy]

weak approach? what's a strong approach?
mental stimulation, something that requires a not so "office-like" surrounding.

[sMOOSH]

My friend, come take a walk with me, I have much to teach you.
What is your definition of smart?
Do you prefer street smarts, rocket scientist smarts, or get smart?

http://obits.eons.com/obits/tributes/don_adams/1787-1-photo.jpg

then let's walk master jedi. enlighten me.

[Arshy]

I have a fetish for girls with small tits.
is it cost smaller bras are cheaper to buy?

or the age-old saying, that auro has small hands? ;)

[Arshy]

:yes:

he said the post was "intricate" meaning like..."complex" or "complicated" when her statement was pretty crystal clear. kinda ratted himself out if you ask me. :dunno:
that's exactly why i asked you, because your analytical ability inspires me, always.

[sMOOSH]

I have a fetish for girls with small tits.


then ur big on imagination. that's very appreciable..but smart, i dunno..we'll see how that goes.

[BMW-racer]

it really isn't a fetish.

[surface2air]

If you worked at Nasa it would, choose your settings wisely and you will find someone. And sometimes smart people are at stupid places, the thing is their at the stupid place to do something smart, it's just that when you see them at the stupid place you think they're stupid when really they are doing something smart. A smart person could be near, you just can't identify them because your stupid. Not stupid in the sense of stupid, just stupid as in stupified, sometimes we get so mixed up in other things we get stupified about our current situation, so unstupify yourself and find - writers block. laterYour posts have some serious boner material. Let's fuck.

[Aurovon]

is it cost smaller bras are cheaper to buy?

or the age-old saying, that auro has small hands? ;)

No that usually means they are skinny, and they won't become obese in the future due to high metabolism.

[Arshy]

I have arrived.
that's a british term for "i just came" :neutral:

[keep_ya_head_up]

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[Arshy]

No that usually means they are skinny, and they won't become obese in the future due to high metabolism.
thinking of that gives me half a boner, the other half is usually brought on by the thought of the spine snapping. ;)

[keep_ya_head_up]

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[surface2air]

Did you just touch my ass?Like you would mind me touching your ass. It's a privilege son, a privilege.

[Aurovon]

Do you plan on posting an image of yourself?

If not, this topic is useless.

[selina_786]

lol , I spot a few 'try hards' up in heaaaaaaaaaaa!

[sMOOSH]

In your attempt to overlook my previous questions I must pass your request, when you are ready, you will know where to find me. May the force be strong with you young Smoosh.

http://www.yodafans.homestead.com/files/Customs/TD6YodaHeadCloseUp.jpg

i apologize for overlooking. i wouldn't wanna be "discovered" surfing on rd by my superiors now would i?

by smart, i mean a guy who doesn't pass gas at innocuous moments and think its the funniest shit ever. adademically bright, insightful etc...i mean it in general terms. rocket-science smarts are hot though..major turn on.

[Arshy]

try harder.

[Echelon]

lol , I spot a few 'try hards' up in heaaaaaaaaaaa!ghost writer

[keep_ya_head_up]

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[Arshy]

This threads call for "Echy"....

Get ya Ass in hurrrr mofo....

[sMOOSH]

lol , I spot a few 'try hards' up in heaaaaaaaaaaa!

yahhhhh that's me, im trying REALLY hard to get the attention of random strangers over the internet.

[selina_786]

ghost writer
Yea doesnt seem real

[Aurovon]

lol , I spot a few 'try hards' up in heaaaaaaaaaaa!

Good job.

http://img.shopping.com/cctool/PrdImg/images/pr/177X150/00/01/41/82/0c/21070348.JPG

[Sweet_LiL_Hunnie]

i do too and i don't think there's a shortage at all....

[selina_786]

yahhhhh that's me, im trying REALLY hard to get the attention of random strangers over the internet.
is it?

I don't doubt that 1 bit, from the day u signed up... first thought in your head would've been to try and get cosy with the crowds of rd.

[sMOOSH]

Do you plan on posting an image of yourself?

If not, this topic is useless.

no not at the moment. i'm at work, so got nothing here. later on

[selina_786]

Good job.

http://img.shopping.com/cctool/PrdImg/images/pr/177X150/00/01/41/82/0c/21070348.JPG
I see it bruv, i see it.

[sMOOSH]

i do too and i don't think there's a shortage at all....


huh, i guess it depends on where u are and who u come across i guess. i haven't been lucky then.

[sMOOSH]

My body, your body, nobodies but mine, you have your own, and I have my mine. I just got the no feeling.

reminds me of a song. is it?

[T.Dimera]

Smart guys are out there but they're often shy...so if you don't make a move they won't. Sounds like you want a guy who's intelligent yet charming and witty...but isn't that every girls dream? Guys like that are out there...but their demand far exceeds their supply

[selina_786]

huh, i guess it depends on where u are and who u come across i guess. i haven't been lucky then.
Lower your expectations, get familiar with the real world.

That's what my psychic told me :( :(

[Echelon]

This threads call for "Echy"....

Get ya Ass in hurrrr mofo....I don't dig girls who hold fetishes for "smart men". I don't want intellectual exchanges and discussion(s) about feminism and politics.
I want a woman who can offer me a degree of escapism from the above.

[selina_786]

Smart guys are out there but they're often shy...so if you don't make a move they won't. Sounds like you want a guy who's intelligent yet charming and witty...but isn't that every girls dream? Guys like that are out there...but their demand far exceeds their supply
lol

[Echelon]

Lower your expectations, get familiar with the real world.

That's what my psychic told me :( :(You got a psychic?

[Aurovon]

Smart guys are out there but they're often shy...so if you don't make a move they won't. Sounds like you want a guy who's intelligent yet charming and witty...but isn't that every girls dream? Guys like that are out there...but their demand far exceeds their supply

Yep, I never make moves.

[selina_786]

You got a psychic?
Yea....

[sMOOSH]

Smart guys are out there but they're often shy...so if you don't make a move they won't. Sounds like you want a guy who's intelligent yet charming and witty...but isn't that every girls dream? Guys like that are out there...but their demand far exceeds their supply

u said it. that's exactly the conclusion i've come down to. every one i've met recently is a high school drop-out or something. it's sad.

[T.Dimera]

lol

you and i know...most desi girls would rather jump off a mountain then tell a guy they fancy him

[Aurovon]

Say honey, do you want a smart driver as well?

Because we all know how Canadian women can't drive...

[sMOOSH]

Lower your expectations, get familiar with the real world.

That's what my psychic told me :( :(

yeah i was just gonna ask u that...u really have a psychic?

[Echelon]

Yea....What the fuck for?

[Arshy]

I don't dig girls who hold fetishes for "smart men". I don't want intellectual exchanges and discussion(s) about feminism and politics.
I want a woman who can offer me a degree of escapism from the above.
well we share that optimism my friend, i too along with you am in search of that.

[sMOOSH]

Say honey, do you want a smart driver as well?

Because we all know how Canadian women can't drive...

smart driver as opposed to a dumb/stupid driver?
what's that got to do with anything?

i've heard that women in general can't drive. nothing specifically about canadian women..

[Aurovon]

smart driver as opposed to a dumb/stupid driver?
what's that got to do with anything?

i've heard that women in general can't drive. nothing specifically about canadian women..


You've heard? Or experienced?

[T.Dimera]

u said it. that's exactly the conclusion i've come down to. every one i've met recently is a high school drop-out or something. it's sad.

what i can tell you is, that the group of guys you are meeting are not the end all be all...the challange is..meeting different people in different social networks to broaden you're horizon of people you're meeting. I assure you...you do this, and you will start meeting intelligent men and women..and some of those men will intrigue you to want to know more

[khanvict]

Yea....

http://www.littledebbie.com/images/products/bananatwin.gif

:hand:

[Aurovon]

Do you want a med student?

So you can watch Grey's Anatomy with him? I know how you get confused if you miss an episode...

[sMOOSH]

I don't dig girls who hold fetishes for "smart men". I don't want intellectual exchanges and discussion(s) about feminism and politics.
I want a woman who can offer me a degree of escapism from the above.

being able to talk about these things with ur s/o doesn't mean u have to. just means that the guy has the ability to do so. how interesting is a relationship if all u can keep telling ur person how hot/sexy/fuckable the other person is?

[Echelon]

being able to talk about these things with ur s/o doesn't mean u have to. just means that the guy has the ability to do so. how interesting is a relationship if all u can keep telling ur person how hot/sexy/fuckable the other person is?I never said I wanted a relationship (except things involving sex)

[sMOOSH]

Do you want a med student?

So you can watch Grey's Anatomy with him? I know how you get confused if you miss an episode...

i'm obsessed with grey's anatomy. haven't missed a single episode this season. there's guys out there who secretly watch grey's. ur all just ashamed to admit it!

[Aurovon]

I never said I wanted a relationship

I see how it is. :Paper:

[Arshy]

I never said I wanted a relationship (except things involving sex)
this moment calls for a massive "LOL"

[sMOOSH]

I never said I wanted a relationship (except things involving sex)


well then why would u be having conversations about feminism and politics with a girl ur just banging?

[sMOOSH]

this moment calls for a massive "LOL"

oh relax buddy, we're talking in general here. :rolleyes:

[Echelon]

well then why would u be having conversations about feminism and politics with a girl ur just banging?I said I didn't want the "politics" and "conversations".

Some dude said I should advertise, but obviously I didn't want that, because I don't want a girl who has a major fetish for intellectual men.

[sMOOSH]

I said I didn't want the "politics" and "conversations".

Some dude said I should advertise, but obviously I didn't want that, because I don't want a girl who has a major fetish for intellectual men.

ok there, it's not a major fetish. but i just posted to see what you people would say. this is not my "advertisement" either.

to each their own.

[SarcasmicBengali]

SpaceCowBoy is gonna have to doin his dishes in no time.

hahaha... good stuff :p

[sMOOSH]

what i can tell you is, that the group of guys you are meeting are not the end all be all...the challange is..meeting different people in different social networks to broaden you're horizon of people you're meeting. I assure you...you do this, and you will start meeting intelligent men and women..and some of those men will intrigue you to want to know more

ur right, social network has everything to do with it. but somehow it hasn't been working out lately. might be this new jailbait-ism.

[keep_ya_head_up]

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[Lord Jigar]

and i have a fetish for girls who's names sound like i just stepped on something

[sMOOSH]

yeah heard it back in elementary, i don't know why it still plays in my head, i guess songs are easier to remember than lectures.

actually it makes me think of that white stripes tune, "we are going to be friends". cute song...very nostalgic.

[sMOOSH]

and i have a fetish for girls who's names sound like i just stepped on something

and i have an additional fetish for guys who idolize bollywood movies.

[KurtaPyjama]

smart relative to you?

[longjohnsilver]

I have an A+ in punani.

[keep_ya_head_up]

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[sMOOSH]

smart relative to you?

i use the word "smart" very loosely because i would include all those things that T. Dimera mentioned back in his/her post.

i'm of average intelligence like any other person, but i wouldn't be threatened by a guy smarter than me.

[Luvin_It]

hot smartypants are even hotter!

[sMOOSH]

I have an A+ in punani.

i hope u graduate with honours :p

[sMOOSH]

hot smartypants are even hotter!

omggg agreed...and when on odd occasions they're desi hot AND smart, it's like winning a lottery.

[Luvin_It]

omggg agreed...and when on odd occasions they're desi hot AND smart, it's like winning a lottery.

yeah thats one way to put it..someone once told me
finding something extremely beautiful is rare so its like
hitting jackpot bigtime !

[keep_ya_head_up]

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[yeahwhat]

I find that smart ppl attract smart ppl .... So maybe your problem is that your a little stupid yourself and dumb guys are the best you can do? :eek:

[KurtaPyjama]

I find that smart ppl attract smart ppl .... So maybe your problem is that your a little stupid yourself and dumb guys are the best you can do? :eek:

meow!

[madam_jade]

You're only gonna get as good as you can give, babe.

[yeahwhat]

meow!

mooo!

[sMOOSH]

I find that smart ppl attract smart ppl .... So maybe your problem is that your a little stupid yourself and dumb guys are the best you can do? :eek:

wow someone's on the rag right now.

why would u assume i haven't met ANY smart guys? i have...they're just twice my age. i'm not into wrinkly men.

[sMOOSH]

You're only gonna get as good as you can give, babe.

yeah i agree with that. it's definitely true.

[yeahwhat]

wow someone's on the rag right now.

why would u assume i haven't met ANY smart guys? i have...they're just twice my age. i'm not into wrinkly men.

lol i am but i didnt have a tampon so i used toilet paper

ps... maybe you don't age well that's why only wrinkled old men approach you? A thought to ponder with

[yeahwhat]

yeah i agree with that. it's definitely true.


lol wtf thats the same thing i said just different wording

[KurtaPyjama]

mooo!

so early in the morning and you're already cruising for a cat fight.

:joy:

[sMOOSH]

Smart is such a simple word, you have to open it up and make it more complex, the only way you can find what you're looking for is by asking the right questions. And only you know those questions, you only get the wrong answers when you ask the wrong questions. You have to be more specific in what you think is smart. If you generalize it than you will have a million possibilities, if you break it down into more complex catagories you will get quality over quantity. When you generalize you get quantity over quality. If I told someone I like music, go buy me a cd, they would be lost, I can guarantee they wouldn't bring me back one cd I like. Am I making sense? Because I think i'm losing it. If I told them I like hip hop cds there would be a chance they would bring back atleast one cd i like, if I said I like hip hop cds from the 90's then they would bring me back maybe 10 cd's i like. Get my drift? http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/BM1137~Fart-Posters.jpg I'm sorry, I couldn't pass the opportunity.


hahah geeez! i know man, "smart" is a very subjective term...maybe my use of the word "smart" isn't the greatest, but it's just enough to be understood to an extent. but if i break down into categories, it's like saying 'i want a guy who can do this, and that, and looks like this" point finale.

i'd rather not...it's better to leave some of those "criteria" up to chance.

[madam_jade]

lol wtf thats the same thing i said just different wording


It's all about tact. The "smart guys" she's been looking for have probably been turning her down for years using this method.

[flowerish88]

why are there so few out there? :neutral:

there are many nerdy smart guys out there, i must say all the guys i like are really dumb/failing courses :no:

i wish there were many smart and good looking guys out there

[yeahwhat]

It's all about tact. The "smart guys" she's been looking for have probably been turning her down for years using this method.


haha :D

[sMOOSH]

lol i am but i didnt have a tampon so i used toilet paper

ps... maybe you don't age well that's why only wrinkled old men approach you? A thought to ponder with



age well? wtf, i'm not 50. my work place is mostly older people.

[sMOOSH]

It's all about tact. The "smart guys" she's been looking for have probably been turning her down for years using this method.

u and yeahwhat are typical examples of desi girls.

[yeahwhat]

so early in the morning and you're already cruising for a cat fight.

:joy:


lol, Obviously i was just joking :p but i find the best way to start off your day is a little cat fight ... it gets you pumped up for the rest of the day :D

[yeahwhat]

age well? wtf, i'm not 50. my work place is mostly older people.


Maybe your ugly and the "smart guys" are too intelligent to fall for an ugly girl :o

[madam_jade]

u and yeahwhat are typical examples of desi girls.


I get all the smart guys. :dunno:

[yeahwhat]

u and yeahwhat are typical examples of desi girls.

yup you really hit the nail on the head with that one :D ... i have blonde highlights and blue contacts too

[KurtaPyjama]

lol, Obviously i was just joking :p but i find the best way to start off your day is a little cat fight ... it gets you pumped up for the rest of the day :D

i know punjabi girls can throw down pretty well when they have to. sikh4lyfe was telling me you're provincial kabaddi champion too. :kabaddi:

[flowerish88]

I get all the smart guys. :dunno:

r they good looking too?

[sMOOSH]

there are many nerdy smart guys out there, i must say all the guys i like are really dumb/failing courses :no:

i wish there were many smart and good looking guys out there


haha don't get all depressed now :p ...i just posted this for the hell of it. obviously, some people like to get personal and take stuff too seriously..

[Aurovon]

i want to put this bitch on my ignore list

[keep_ya_head_up]

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[madam_jade]

r they good looking too?


Who are all you crazy, shallow n00bs?!?1 http://smiliesftw.com/x/runaway.gif

[yeahwhat]

i know punjabi girls can throw down pretty well when they have to. sikh4lyfe was telling me you're provincial kabaddi champion too. :kabaddi:


hahaha, we honestly do not know each other ... don't listen to what TheDude says! nah im not a fighter the first and last time i ever got into a fight was when i was 8 now a days i just yell at pervs tryin to hit on my little sister

[sMOOSH]

i want to put this bitch on my ignore list

i didn't say anything to u...what's the problem..?

[flowerish88]

haha don't get all depressed now :p ...i just posted this for the hell of it. obviously, some people like to get personal and take stuff too seriously..

aww thanx :bhapi:

[Aurovon]

i didn't say anything to u...what's the problem..?

wtf? you made a topic which is for everyone.

idiot.

[sMOOSH]

wtf? you made a topic which is for everyone.

idiot.

right..but i said "i hate this bitch, im gonna block her" or wtv...i'm assuming ur talking about me.

[keep_ya_head_up]

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[Aurovon]

right..but i said "i hate this bitch, im gonna block her" or wtv...i'm assuming ur talking about me.

what the fuck? you don't make any sense.

no wonder you want a smart guy

[yeahwhat]

right..but i said "i hate this bitch, im gonna block her" or wtv...i'm assuming ur talking about me.


way to go captian obvious :rolleyes: way to go

[Arshy]

ECHY was so right, stay away from mad desi women.

[sMOOSH]

Relying on chance I see, the dreamer, find the one who wakes you up.


nah i've been awake since 6 am..this day's getting too long :( tgif.

[madam_jade]

nah i've been awake since 6 am..this day's getting too long :( tgif.


LOL, who does this.

[flowerish88]

LOL, who does this.

ur mean

[sMOOSH]

what the fuck? you don't make any sense.

no wonder you want a smart guy

oh my god, what're u talking about! u said that, i'm a bitch, i'm basically asking u why u think that. what're u turning this into?!

man, u ppl are hostile..

[sMOOSH]

LOL, who does this.


people who work and have jobs

[Aurovon]

oh my god, what're u talking about! u said that, i'm a bitch, i'm basically asking u why u think that. what're u turning this into?!

man, u ppl are hostile..

hostile? you're the one who made the topic about having a fetish for smart guys.

i mean who would have a fetish for a dumb guy?

[keep_ya_head_up]

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[sMOOSH]

hostile? you're the one who made the topic about having a fetish for smart guys.

i mean who would have a fetish for a dumb guy?


i wasn't implying that all other guys are stupid, u dont need to take this personally. i could have written an essay in my first post to specify what i meant by smart...but didn't think u'd all get ur panties in a twist.

[madam_jade]

people who work and have jobs


That was not what I was referring to.

[keep_ya_head_up]

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[madam_jade]

Just carry that essay around in your head and you'll find your man

Word. I found my man by giving out free memberships to Mensa. Determination is key honey.