zai_a_lamb

[jus_me]

The guy, nay, dude is leg-end.

That is all.

Lol white folk are funny, there's a high speed chase going on outside and this guy won't move out of the way, plus I'm sorting the old study out and there is dust everywhere, my knees are aching AND there's this dumb old bee that keeps buzzing in my ear.

Anywho, acknowledge the greatness that is zai "richard ashcroft with a tan" alam(b).

Richard you should never of stopped working in HMV, ease of stalkage was great! Plus the fact you could have "eternally borrowed" some dvd's/cd's for your favourite customers *ahem*

:afro:

[zai_alam]

You great big gay! :gay:

I was thinking of going back to HMV, but my arch enemy - who just so happens to be a manager still works there. I called him a twat and threatened to punch his face in if I ever saw him outside of work :lol:
I was serious. Still am. I think he lives near Sheperds Bush.

Once occasionalmisfit paid a visit, crept up and scared the crap out of me while I was at work :no:

[jus_me]

scared the crap out of? that must have been both a sight and smell to see :ugh:

gay is as gay does :gayfight:

why not beat the man/bird/transsexual up and then go back for the job?

[zai_alam]

scared the crap out of? that must have been both a sight and smell to see :ugh:

gay is as gay does :gayfight:

why not beat the man/bird/transsexual up and then go back for the job?

He's still on my hit-list. I'll get him when he least expects it :werd:
Theres two people in this hit-list of mine. The above mentioned twat manager, and the other is this big fat Jamaican girl who beat me up in primary school when I was 7 :squint:

Misfit was cool, although I hardly understood a word she was saying in that brummy accent of hers.
I think she was saying something about only having £10 left for her remaining 2 days in London, and she was going to spend it on beer and condom :no:

Last I heard she went off to Brazil :lol:

I suspect that to be lies. I actually think MENACINGSTRANGER and hurryputher have her locked up in their basement :werd:

[jus_me]

brummies do have strange accents.

my cousin recently got married and he is a brummy and he kept talking to me and i just kept nodding becuase i didnt understand what he was saying :no:

anywho, gtg get myself dressed and make some food.

as usual it has been a pleasure :naughty:

[zai_alam]

:boink:

[jus_me]

:stiffy:

you get the picture.

[supremed]

Im gay for zai

[jus_me]

who isnt?

[zai_alam]

Im gay for zai

Oh come here you big gay lezbian! :cuddle:

[supremed]

Oh come here you big gay lezbian! :cuddle:
hahaha

[jus_me]

Does this forum still have a mod?

PS..Richard :cool2: I know you've made a new thread but tough.

[ozryel]

That is all.

Lol white folk are funny, there's a high speed chase going on outside and this guy won't move out of the way, plus I'm sorting the old study out and there is dust everywhere, my knees are aching AND there's this dumb old bee that keeps buzzing in my ear.

Anywho, acknowledge the greatness that is zai "richard ashcroft with a tan" alam(b).

Richard you should never of stopped working in HMV, ease of stalkage was great! Plus the fact you could have "eternally borrowed" some dvd's/cd's for your favourite customers *ahem*[/B]

:afro:

*HAVE

[jus_me]

Yeah, never mind about that, the suckiness that he loves so much ( :naughty: ) is still there.

[zai_alam]

this thread is at least 5 years older than Moses. I'm gonna start reviving my old threads too damn you.

...

On second thoughts, they're all utterly stupid. All of them - especially the one titled 'Do Nintendo secretly hate Jews?'. And my first thread was about the WWR (world wanking record) :ugh2:

[SSSash]

this thread is at least 5 years older than Moses. I'm gonna start reviving my old threads too damn you.

...

On second thoughts, they're all utterly stupid. All of them - especially the one titled 'Do Nintendo secretly hate Jews?'. And my first thread was about the WWR (world wanking record) :ugh2:

What are you on about? There creative, innovative and original :) Like our which weapon is better threads.

PS what the fuck is going on with my rep :ugh: