Porn

[jus_me]

I'm no hairy palmed guy and this is why I need the help of those of you who are, do the girlies in pornos get paid? :sarb:

I'm kinda confused, why would you randomly sleep with some dude for no reason and let him/his mate film it?

Plus, you're kinda buggered if you do have a contract anyway because le courts won't enforce it, so what to do?

WHAT TO DO?!

[payalx]

Yes i would think they do.

[akuza]

Get to dipping your pen in the royal ink!

[jus_me]

Yes i would think they do.

how much do you think they'd get paid?

would it differ depending on whether they swallowed or not?

porn tis a funny old business i tells thee.

akash, i feels crappeth mayn, back is killang me and this blardy cough will never die :rolleyes:

[payalx]

I dont know.

[akuza]

Eat some raw ginger

[jus_me]

bruvski, dat bees for a sore t'roat.

its a strange kinda cough, will it ever end?!

:no: simon's mate at work told him yesterday that he "saw that crazy mate of yours in john lewis on monday"

payal x, you dont say much do you? :p



CRAZY?! how dare he mock me!

anywho, thoughts on the question

[akuza]

Just_do it, or no mongoose.

[jus_me]

lyke i has a mongoose here anywayzzz

ginger hurts me too much.

:lol: my mum is funny, went to give her her present last night and she asked where i got it from, so i told her i had to trek to 2 john lewises and she said :shock: YOU WENT ON YOUR OWN? ALL THAT WAY?!

my dad said "yeah because she's too young to go shopping there but she's old enough to get married and move out, aint she?"

[akuza]

lyke i has a mongoose here anywayzzz

ginger hurts me too much.

:lol: my mum is funny, went to give her her present last night and she asked where i got it from, so i told her i had to trek to 2 john lewises and she said :shock: YOU WENT ON YOUR OWN? ALL THAT WAY?!

my dad said "yeah because she's too young to go shopping there but she's old enough to get married and move out, aint she?"
your dad says AIN'T!!!?!?!?!?!
:lol: my dad gave me a whole lecture once on using the ain't term
"don't use the ain't term"
*recieves a call from one of his egyptian friends*
"yeah man ain't that a kick in the teeth?"

[jus_me]

yeah he's a funny old man is mon pere.

last night i said "i love you dad" and he said "don't go gaying up on me now"

:^)

lol@all the people watching this thread in anticipation of some porn being posted up, sad fuckers.

i just noticed that all the pens i have in this house are free, stolen from either cc or simon's place of work.

are there any decent films out? e.g. the kind that dont make you scream in my face :p

[payalx]

click on my pic n tell me how do i put that other pic in my sig.it dont show

[akuza]

yeah he's a funny old man is mon pere.

last night i said "i love you dad" and he said "don't go gaying up on me now"

:^)

lol@all the people watching this thread in anticipation of some porn being posted up, sad fuckers.

i just noticed that all the pens i have in this house are free, stolen from either cc or simon's place of work.

are there any decent films out? e.g. the kind that dont make you scream in my face :p
CHUP RAHO NA! *panning camera shot of my dennis looking face behind intense music to mask the pain* like in many indian drama series'.

Gay? you? But your balls haven't dropped yet.

I'm gonna watch that one about N.M. despite the various fARSEiKle reviewers giving it a poor "grade"

[akuza]

click on my pic n tell me how do i put that other pic in my sig.it dont showparlez-vous anglais?

[Desi MC]

:lol:

[jus_me]

parlez-vous anglais?

non mais tu "is" le dingus :p

[akuza]

:rofl: rosencarl!
MeY-a1_S8yM

[jus_me]

CHUP RAHO NA! *panning camera shot of my dennis looking face behind intense music to mask the pain* like in many indian drama series'.

Gay? you? But your balls haven't dropped yet.

I'm gonna watch that one about N.M. despite the various fARSEiKle reviewers giving it a poor "grade"


n.m? can i say n.w?!

yeah figure that out!

lol@homer's dance at the end of that

well cleaning is done, time to finally get dressed and have some fooden.

toodle-oo.

[Oprah_Winfrey]

click on my pic n tell me how do i put that other pic in my sig.it dont show

I want to make babies with you. Artifical or the old classic way.

[djskee]

Swallowing/cum swapping/anal/DP/anal to mouth/spaffing on boobs or face or in the ass.....all these things plus much more will swell the ol pay cheque up a treat.

[jus_me]

so there's a standard rate?

[djskee]

so there's a standard rate?
Like a minimum wage?

I think it depends upon how young/hot/willing you are

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

Did you just say the word PORN :shock:

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:lol:

[djskee]

Im getting 4.7 gb worth 2moro.....Ive never looked forward to going to work so much in my life!!!

[CantThinkOfAName]

Im getting 4.7 gb worth 2moro.....Ive never looked forward to going to work so much in my life!!!Jealous.

[djskee]

Jealous.
I've a feeling most of it is gona be shit. I best get in early to ensure the freshie from Rolls Royce India doesnt steal my goods

[jus_me]

Im getting 4.7 gb worth 2moro.....Ive never looked forward to going to work so much in my life!!!

nice.

i wonder which "sexual activity" pays the most?

my money is on the salad tossing though a woman who is willing to do that cant possibly be mentally competent so she wouldnt know if she was getting paid or not.

[di vinci]

i fort women did porn because the undying love they have for men

jus me :bash:

ofcourse those whores get paid i mean ACTORS, professionally trained actors. :sarb:

in the mortal words of chris rock

if she strips, fuk in a video or on the game. she still is a hooker. theres nuthing professional about that occupatation. u either suc or get fuked :D

[*PrOjeCT KaL]

I'm no hairy palmed guy and this is why I need the help of those of you who are, do the girlies in pornos get paid? :sarb:

I'm kinda confused, why would you randomly sleep with some dude for no reason and let him/his mate film it?

Plus, you're kinda buggered if you do have a contract anyway because le courts won't enforce it, so what to do?

WHAT TO DO?!
yeh course they get payed aint u ever seen a clip from bangbus.com :rolleyes:

[taleb]

of course,

you get paid per shoot, your price will vary depending willingness to do stuff, and how marketable you are, etc ...

guys get waay les than women (sometimes free)

it's actually better than prostitution in a sense.. since decent companies will screen the actors involved

althou doing more ...doesn't always mean more income

being a site owner seems to be working for a lot of girls... (katesplayground, etc...) since the payers can do requests for shoots, etc..

& the vast majority do like non-nude stuff (i.e. stuff you'd see on FHM)

If I was a hot girl, I'd so do it !!

[jus_me]

yeh course they get payed aint u ever seen a clip from bangbus.com :rolleyes:

no :sarb:

i've seen one porn site where they offer you the money but then run off with it.

this was the essence of my queerie (yeah, QUEERIE) if you didnt get paid, why would you do it?

and im not talking about the established porn stars, i mean the girlies they pick up off the street.

[jus_me]

taleb, non nude stuff?!

wtf kinda idiot would pay to see women IN clothes?

[*PrOjeCT KaL]

no :sarb:

i've seen one porn site where they offer you the money but then run off with it.

this was the essence of my queerie (yeah, QUEERIE) if you didnt get paid, why would you do it?

and im not talking about the established porn stars, i mean the girlies they pick up off the street.
lol yeh u watchd bangbus in that case, whre they drive off. bangbus is clearly fake its all set up, she probs gets paid off cam thou

[taleb]

no :sarb:

i've seen one porn site where they offer you the money but then run off with it.

this was the essence of my queerie (yeah, QUEERIE) if you didnt get paid, why would you do it?

and im not talking about the established porn stars, i mean the girlies they pick up off the street.
ermmm... staged?

like the girls are really 18

[taleb]

taleb, non nude stuff?!

wtf kinda idiot would pay to see women IN clothes?
non-nude is defined as not totally nude

i.e. stripping down to your thong.. hand over tits, sucking on a lolly, etc..

some guys prefer suggestion

[jus_me]

non-nude is defined as not totally nude

i.e. stripping down to your thong.. hand over tits, sucking on a lolly, etc..

some guys prefer suggestion

piss off man, those guys are dickheads.

if im paying good money up front i want big booty hoes showing me the goods.

:rolleyes:

whats the point of paying and then having to imagine yourself?

you might as well do a richard and dry hump your own cousin :p

[taleb]

piss off man, those guys are dickheads.

if im paying good money up front i want big booty hoes showing me the goods.

:rolleyes:

whats the point of paying and then having to imagine yourself?

you might as well do a richard and dry hump your own cousin :p
:rofl: man, I love you... :)

[jus_me]

seriously i dont get that.

let me pay you good money for me to have to use my imagination anyway.

you might aswell just have a posh wank and save yourself the money.

jeez.

[djskee]

DAMN I didnt get my porn. I was abt to pick it up when I got called into a meeting....gutted.....looks like girls of rd will have to suffice

[jus_me]

:lol: there there skee.

ask again! i bet the freshie staged the meeting just to keep you away from the porn.

exact revenge!

[djskee]

:lol: there there skee.

ask again! i bet the freshie staged the meeting just to keep you away from the porn.

exact revenge!
i shall plot my revenge after ive ate.

[Rogue]

i suppose i'd have to be intoxicated enough to trip and fall in the bathroom, hit my head on the toilet, and have a good portion of my brains leak out of my head before being able to pull off a voluntarily porno movie :neutral: or if i was a nympho and an exhibitionist who didn't mind screwing random strangers and having the world watch me and perhaps even learn a thing or two and of course, i would want to be compensated for sharing my sexual expertise with the world, then i could see it taking place.


but for the most part, i think they just do it because apart from the money, they probably find it thrilling and rebellious. something to stand out in knowing that most others probably wouldn't feel comfortable doing that....and also a way of "sexually freeing" themselves...

[kashi4lyf]

lmao they get paid loadza lool whoz gna fuck 4 free ?

[zai_alam]

lmao they get paid loadza lool whoz gna fuck 4 free ?

thats exactly what I was going to say.

[jus_me]

well people fuck for free every single night of the week.

good for nothin' wannabe smart arses

:slap:

[akuza]

I want to perform in the porno.

[akuza]

Tennis prodigy and his hot coach scenario.

I just had a tennis orgy in doubles with old men :no:

[jus_me]

tennis is not your game.

you do the cutting cutting to the lefting game.

[akuza]

tennis is not your game.

you do the cutting cutting to the lefting game.
Tennis is my secondary game. :p

[jus_me]

never!

you fixed yourself up yet?

number 8 is playing tonight :naughty:

[akuza]

never!

you fixed yourself up yet?

number 8 is playing tonight :naughty:
I look sharp, lol today I had my tennis orgy, and I served ace after ace against these woaps (wicked) :cool2:

Ricky is going to do the damage.

[jus_me]

mon pere bought my brother a kaka shirt, which he spurned, so my dad has been sporting it around, not that he knows who kaka is.

anywho, ich habe eine proposition for thou.

[RacingSoul]

I'm no hairy palmed guy and this is why I need the help of those of you who are, do the girlies in pornos get paid? :sarb:

I'm kinda confused, why would you randomly sleep with some dude for no reason and let him/his mate film it?

Plus, you're kinda buggered if you do have a contract anyway because le courts won't enforce it, so what to do?

WHAT TO DO?!

:no: u cant be serious, caveman :rolleyes:

[akuza]

mon pere bought my brother a kaka shirt, which he spurned, so my dad has been sporting it around, not that he knows who kaka is.

anywho, ich habe eine proposition for thou.
your pere :cool2:

and vat is it yaaR?

[jus_me]

your pere :cool2:

and vat is it yaaR?

it shall be pm'd.

[akuza]

it shall be pm'd.
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[Bhavik2k]

I'm no hairy palmed guy and this is why I need the help of those of you who are, do the girlies in pornos get paid? :sarb:

I'm kinda confused, why would you randomly sleep with some dude for no reason and let him/his mate film it?

Plus, you're kinda buggered if you do have a contract anyway because le courts won't enforce it, so what to do?

WHAT TO DO?!

Women get paid a shit load to do porn shoots. Thats why the fuck guys who like:

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[SagVTR]

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