Cheese Masters - Summer 2007

[zai_alam]

I think this thread is long overdue. Most of the UK regulars will be familiar with it. As for the newer UK forum members...

What is all this Cheese Masters malarkey? you may ask...



http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/southeast/fun/ecards/images/bigcheese2003/cheeseman300.jpg





Cheese.. Regarded by some as the lowest form of comedy yet it has many intricacies and levels...

We're British we appreciate the Art of Cheese....If at this point you know not of what I speaketh :gtfo: this aint the place for you you're already out of your depth.

Here's how it works ... we're gonna do a Cheese bombardment on these here forums.... when you're in any other thread and see an opportunity for Cheese.. post that shit...

then drop a link in here with the post no. so the rest of us are able to appreciate the majesty of your Cheese and we can talk about the various aspects of Cheese and fine tune your Cheese Knight powers....

OK I'm done... Go forth and rain on their parade. :p

Mash007 - June 9th, 2005


Finest example of Cheese Mastery:


Thread title: Look Who Rocked My Eyes...56K DONT KNOW

Eye rekon this thread is a waste of space.


Don't hate, my jokes may get cornea and cornea.

:no:

Extra kudos goes to those who post a particularly stinky cheese attack, which in turn leaves the victim (usually from General Chat) totally bemused.

Go for it!

*Oh, and you have to end evey cheese attack with the line 'I'll get me coat'.

[zai_alam]

Thread title: Blame the Sun
Post No.26, 28 and 29 (his reaction).

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8557142&posted=1#post8557142




Crap example, but I'm still warming up :kekeke:

:no:

[Fallen-Angel]

lol i remember those
im no good at those, although i shall try this time round

[zai_alam]

lol i remember those
im no good at those, although i shall try this time round

Hafsa, go forth and spread the cheese! :salut:

[Fallen-Angel]

i fear my cheese will be awful
but ill defo give it a go,

[Fallen-Angel]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8557393&posted=1#post8557393

post #5
im still new to this and i also realized i been 4getting to write "ill get my coat"

[jus_me]

a thread made by you with a pic in it which is not your "im all wanked out" pic.

post it up!

[zai_alam]

a thread made by you with a pic in it which is not your "im all wanked out" pic.

post it up!

My favourite part of the pic is the grinning fat black woman in the background :werd:

She knows my secret. While everyone was running the 30 mile marathon, I was hiding behind the bushes and... you know... taking part in a personal marathon of my own :naughty:

http://www.tomuphoto.com/sports/images/Tired%20runner.jpg

Which reminds me. Did you see the trouser cumshot pic in that thread? :cool2:

[Fallen-Angel]

My favourite part of the pic is the grinning fat black woman in the background :werd:

http://www.tomuphoto.com/sports/images/Tired%20runner.jpg

lol i didnt even notice her b4, lol

[Jaffa_Cakes]

Haha.

I remember this cheese thread!!

There's mozarella (more) people on RD now than before!

I'll get my coat.

Haha, i'm lame.:p

[zai_alam]

Haha.

I remember this cheese thread!!

There's mozarella (more) people on RD now than before!

I'll get my coat.

Haha, i'm lame.:p

:slap:

[Jaffa_Cakes]

:slap:
Did that not even make you laugh.
Not even a little bit?

[zai_alam]

Did that not even make you laugh.
Not even a little bit?

Hell NO! :squint:

[jus_me]

zai i missed the trouser cumshot, linkage me up.

:lol: i got a pearly looking bracelet yesterday, the tag on it said "because these are easier to clean up than necklaces of the same substance"

yeah, thats romance for ya.

[zai_alam]

zai i missed the trouser cumshot, linkage me up.

:lol: i got a pearly looking bracelet yesterday, the tag on it said "because these are easier to clean up than necklaces of the same substance"

yeah, thats romance for ya.

post 33
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=224088&page=2

oh, and check out my moves :cool2:
http://www.carmex-kiss.de/index.php?meintanz=346916681135

[jus_me]

lol@the choice of picture you put on that body.

WHERE IS THE HAIR? :no:

[M.A.C]

I thought this was about chess masters 2007 :no:

[SSSash]

post 33
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=224088&page=2

oh, and check out my moves :cool2:
http://www.carmex-kiss.de/index.php?meintanz=346916681135

:rofl: !!!!!!

I just lol'd all over the desk :no:

[hurryputher]

Aaaah, it's back, I shall see what crap puns I can come out with.

[kashif1986]

This is def long overdue. Il make more of an attempt this year

[Fallen-Angel]

oh, and check out my moves :cool2:
http://www.carmex-kiss.de/index.php?meintanz=346916681135


damn u looking slick!

[zai_alam]

I thought this was about chess masters 2007 :no:

I'll make another thread for you. Just make sure you come back and check mate.

http://www.hotink.com/wacky/mfiles/m-ani.gif


Coat.

[zai_alam]

damn u looking slick!

:werd:

[jus_me]

lol.

when i laugh i sound exactly like muttley, true story.

[Ash_s2002]

Lmfao

[zai_alam]

Thread title: how do u wake up in the morning?
Post No.30

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8564614&posted=1#post8564614

[kashif1986]

I'll make another thread for you. Just make sure you come back and check mate.

http://www.hotink.com/wacky/mfiles/m-ani.gif


Coat.

:lol:

[zai_alam]

Thread: Smoking will be banned in all public indoor spaces in the UK by summer 2007.
Post No.78

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8564656#post8564656

[djskee]

I shall join in the fun when I can be arsed....or when I feel wittier than usual

[CantThinkOfAName]

Good lad, i'll get cracking on it soon.

[zai_alam]

Thread: In pictures: Inside North Korea
Post No.2

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8570098&posted=1#post8570098

[King Ghidra]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=225079

post 3 in responce to ze alarm...

[zai_alam]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=225079

post 3 in responce to ze alarm...

Same thread. Post no.7

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8570138#post8570138

[hurryputher]

Same thread. Post no.7

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8570138#post8570138

And we have lift off.

Post 9.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8570142#post8570142

[zai_alam]

And we have lift off.

Post 10.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8570142#post8570142

post 11.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8570170&posted=1#post8570170

[zai_alam]

Thread: Jinns and Black Magic...whose got stories?
Post no.24

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8570198&posted=1#post8570198


I think I need to lay off the chinks for a while now. Why doesn't someone make a thread about Africa? :ugh2:

[hurryputher]

Same thread, post 27

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8570223#post8570223

[zai_alam]

Same thread, post 27

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8570223#post8570223


post .28

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8570264&posted=1#post8570264

[hurryputher]

post .28

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8570264&posted=1#post8570264

We're on a roll. 30

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8570273#post8570273

[zai_alam]

post 15

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=225079


also read post 14 for someones reaction :no:

[zai_alam]

We're on a roll. 30

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8570273#post8570273

same same

post no.37

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8570343&posted=1#post8570343

[akuza]

These have gorgonzola written all over them, time to add to this cheddar.

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=225091

#13

[zai_alam]

The jinn thread...

post 79

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8570732#post8570732

[niroism]

The Only reason why I have come back on RD is to prove myself as the cheesiest poster around....so get ready for me to create more holes in this forum than swiss cheese...:cool:

[hurryputher]

It's all getting a bit obscure now, up your game lads.

[niroism]

It's all getting a bit obscure now, up your game lads.At work now...Definitely in the evening...Muhahaha!

[zai_alam]

The Only reason why I have come back on RD is to prove myself as the cheesiest poster around....so get ready for me to create more holes in this forum than swiss cheese...:cool:

Excellent. I shall hone my cheesy skills for this evening.

[King Ghidra]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=225075&page=5

110!

[zai_alam]

This is exactly the kind of reaction we're aiming for people...

post 16
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=225079


In another thread one peorson was to bemused and baffled, this was their reaction...

post 34
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8557142&posted=1#post8557142


More of this type of situation please.

[FatGeezer]

sarcasm? anyday, cheese? i'm kinda lost...

[Fallen-Angel]

wow you guys are good, keep em flowing! we'll take over GC with cheese

im still working on it

title "a serious question to people who know theives"

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=225139&page=4

post 93

title: Going to get a haircut tomorrow...

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=225163&page=2
post 48

[zai_alam]

Thread: Real Estate Course ?
Post: no.3

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8577399&posted=1#post8577399

[zai_alam]

title: Going to get a haircut tomorrow...

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=225163&page=2
post 48

same thread

post 62

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8577445&posted=1#post8577445

[zai_alam]

Thread: Pakistani school girls making out *warning*
Post: 169

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8577456&posted=1#post8577456

[punjabipride04]

Post:49
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8577883&posted=1#post8577883

Am i doing it wrong? :think:

[zai_alam]

Post:49
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8577883&posted=1#post8577883

Am i doing it wrong? :think:

:neutral:

[SSSash]

Thread: Now This Is A Sexy Man Beast...(pics)
Post: #71

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8578143&posted=1#post8578143

[zai_alam]

post 25

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8589195&posted=1#post8589195

[kashif1986]

Post:49
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8577883&posted=1#post8577883

Am i doing it wrong? :think:

:neutral:

[M.A.C]

"I did Hookah"

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8597084#post8597084

didn't really get acknowledged :tears:

[zai_alam]

"I did Hookah"

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8597084#post8597084

didn't really get acknowledged :tears:

That was actually pretty good :lol:

I was gonna hit that thread with a Kings Cross reference, but I'm leaving my cheese attacks for another day.

[King Ghidra]

Post:49
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8577883&posted=1#post8577883

Am i doing it wrong? :think:

God that was just horrible...look at examples in this thread :no:

[Fallen-Angel]

title: global warming
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=225816

post #22

ok its not all that cheesy but im still new at this :kekeke:

[SSSash]

title: global warming
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=225816

post #22

ok its not all that cheesy but im still new at this :kekeke:

Old to ratedesi, yet new to cheese? But that just doesn't make sense :lol:

[Fallen-Angel]

Old to ratedesi, yet new to cheese? But that just doesn't make sense :lol:

yeh as you can see its taken me sooo long to get to this many posts which most noobs clock up in a week, im a transitional visitor of rd

[SSSash]

yeh as you can see its taken me sooo long to get to this many posts which most noobs clock up in a week, im a transitional visitor of rd

tell me about it.. I've been here longer than you and my post count hardly towers above urs :lol: I'm glad I'm not a post-whore !

[Mash007]

:rofl:

it rears its ugly head again.

Zai.. u still working at HMV?

[zai_alam]

:rofl:

it rears its ugly head again.

Zai.. u still working at HMV?

Fookin' hell! :)

Nah, I left HMV after a disagreement over certain issues with managers, to put it politely :lol:

OK, basically I told my manager I'd punch his face in if I ever see him outside work :neutral:

How you been bro?

[Mash007]

Fookin' hell! :)

Nah, I left HMV after a disagreement over certain issues with managers, to put it politely :lol:

OK, basically I told my manager I'd punch his face in if I ever see him outside work :neutral:

How you been bro? workers of the world unite, the only thing you have to lose are your chains .... :salut:

I been good...living down in London now... interesting city..

[Fallen-Angel]

:rofl:

it rears its ugly head again.

Zai.. u still working at HMV?

:wavey:

[Mash007]

:wavey:what is up good lady.

[zai_alam]

workers of the world unite, the only thing you have to lose are your chains .... :salut:

I been good...living down in London now... interesting city..

To be honest I was planning to leave the company anyway because I went on a trip to Sylhet for 6 months.

How long you been living in London?
You on your own or with family?

[Mash007]

To be honest I was planning to leave the company anyway because I went on a trip to Sylhet for 6 months.

How long you been living in London?
You on your own or with family?crashing with my best mate at the moment...been here 5wks... am thinking of moving in with him once his flatmateleaves in mid june. am gonna decide this weekend...

living in shoreditch,,, 10min walk from Brick lane

[Fallen-Angel]

what is up good lady.

nothing much..meant to be revising for my final yr exams but as usual im procrastinating

how u finding london n what u been up 2?

[zai_alam]

crashing with my best mate at the moment...been here 5wks... am thinking of moving in with him once his flatmateleaves in mid june. am gonna decide this weekend...

living in shoreditch,,, 10min walk from Brick lane

You're just round the corner from me - like 10-15 min walk. We gotta link up bro.

Stay in London.

[Mash007]

nothing much..meant to be revising for my final yr exams but as usual im procrastinating

how u finding london n what u been up 2?just studying really not much else..havent had chance...plenty of time for that once I'm minted.

whats up with u? what u studying?

[Mash007]

You're just round the corner from me - like 10-15 min walk. We gotta link up bro.

Stay in London.yeah that would be cool... will give u a shout once my studies are over

u look like iggy pop these days

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=8612658&postcount=19

[CantThinkOfAName]

My first one of the new campaign.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=8625694&postcount=13

[punjabipride04]

post 59.
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=226386&page=3

[zai_alam]

post 59.
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=226386&page=3

Where the hell did you get that smiley you used? :lol:

[punjabipride04]

Where the hell did you get that smiley you used? :lol:
Only as you're a UGAYER... smiliesftw.com

[zai_alam]

Only as you're a UGAYER... smiliesftw.com

I'm so happy that you replied to my queery.

Shit, I'll get cracking on this thread tomorrow.

[punjabipride04]

I'm so happy that you replied to my queery.

Shit, I'll get cracking on this thread tomorrow.
:lol: no doubt you're from the Ugay. :no:

[zai_alam]

:lol: no doubt you're from the Ugay. :no:

Smoking fags will be banned in all public places statring in June http://smiliesftw.com/x/gaycrying.gif

http://www.smokefreeengland.co.uk/

It's ok because I don't smoke.

[zai_alam]

Thread: Define "Pyar" Folks
Post no.22

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8673043&posted=1#post8673043

That was terrible, but I just couldn't help it.

[hurryputher]

Thread: Define "Pyar" Folks
Post no.22

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8673043&posted=1#post8673043

That was terrible, but I just couldn't help it.

I raped this thread

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=227235

[zai_alam]

I raped this thread

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=227235

I think you pretty much covered all the musical instrument categories. Selfish cow!

[zai_alam]

thread: Dont worry if you ever put your oyster card in the washing machine
post: 15

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8677968&posted=1#post8677968

[Fallen-Angel]

thread: Dont worry if you ever put your oyster card in the washing machine
post: 15

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8677968&posted=1#post8677968

ahahahahaha nice one

[King Ghidra]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=228024

no.2

[CantThinkOfAName]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=8710369&postcount=25

[zai_alam]

Thread: Post your Favorite Necklaces
Post: 46

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8714408&posted=1#post8714408

:kekeke:

[zai_alam]

Post: 12

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8714428&posted=1#post8714428

[zai_alam]

Thread: she got an apple butt !!
Post: 16

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8717161&posted=1#post8717161

[zai_alam]

post 7

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8719640&posted=1#post8719640

[Mash007]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=8728139&postcount=7

[jus_me]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8745142&posted=1#post8745142

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

hello plums...

[zai_alam]

hello plums...

elo' SaM :)

:bhapi:

Where the hell were you?

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

elo' SaM :)

:bhapi:

Where the hell were you?

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Monkey Butt!

:hug:

I just vanished of RD, then... ummmm went back home to SA and came back today... :(

[CantThinkOfAName]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=8906490&postcount=13
(http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=8906490&postcount=13)

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8932800&posted=1#post8932800

[zai_alam]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8932800&posted=1#post8932800

:no:

post 42...

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8933220&posted=1#post8933220

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

:rofl:

[CantThinkOfAName]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=233569

[zai_alam]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=233569

I had to as well :no:

post 6

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8965035&posted=1#post8965035

[CantThinkOfAName]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=8996389#post8996389

[jus_me]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=233030&page=5

[CantThinkOfAName]

A bit lazy...
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=9019756&posted=1#post9019756

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=9076526&postcount=8

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=9103693&postcount=71

[Mr_Guy]

this cheese activitie seems quite intresting, i shall partake in it soon..i.e next year now :-(

[CantThinkOfAName]

People are making a mockery of this :no:

[SeiQuattroDue]

People are making a mockery of this :no:

The LAST time I create something subject to this douchebaggery.

[HU55AIN]

How ironic, my summer business exam is on Stilton Cheese. How fuckn boring, u cant get a shitter cas study. Oh well, shit hapens. Anyways its about cheese, i just wantd to say that. and get my $5