Post here and I'll add my "Special FX" to your face.

[zai_alam]

Post here, and if I think you are worthy of it (provided you have a mugshot readily available) I'll add my amazing special FX to your face. Go on.

Here's some I did earlier...

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/big_GhazalAsis.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/156335_1144508996.jpg


That's what you get for trying to be clever.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/big_NathalieWood.jpg

I'd add my "special FX" on the other ones too, but I'm all wanked out and tired at the mo.

http://www.tomuphoto.com/sports/images/Tired%20runner.jpg

[Skittlexx]

LOOOOOOOOL!! I know I'm diggin my own grave here but it's funny so all in the name of good sportwomanship !

[_A-s-H-i_]

el oh el

[zai_alam]

LOOOOOOOOL!! I know I'm diggin my own grave here but it's funny so all in the name of good sportwomanship !

:love:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/55618_1176337730.jpg

Your friend gets 10/10 for general enthusiasm and positive attitude. You get 7/10.

[doaly69]

im glad u kep it out my eye

[zai_alam]

el oh el

Don't worry, I won't get any in your hair. So I'll aim for your nose.



http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/103686_1176220756.jpg

[zai_alam]

im glad u kep it out my eye

You won't be so lucky next time.

[Skittlexx]

OMG!! My cousin is gonna slap me silly when she sees that!! You could have just asked me for one with my mouth open :squint: Lol

[zai_alam]

OMG!! My cousin is gonna slap me silly when she sees that!! You could have just asked me for one with my mouth open :squint: Lol

First experience wasn't satisfying enough for you? :neutral:

In that case...











http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/55618_1176382110.jpg

Satisfied?

[doaly69]

First experience wasn't satisfying enough for you? :neutral:

In that case...





http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/55618_1176382110.jpg

Satisfied?

chinese dude aswell :p

[zai_alam]

chinese dude aswell :p

:kekeke:

[Rogue]

i'm scared. :neutral:

[zai_alam]

i'm scared. :neutral:

There's nowhere to hide. It will hit you when you least expect it :Ohno: ...













http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/51248_1098674522.jpg

[_A-s-H-i_]

Don't worry, I won't get any in your hair. So I'll aim for your nose.



http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/103686_1176220756.jpg
:cheers:

[Rogue]

There's nowhere to hide. It will hit you when you least expect it :Ohno: ...













http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/51248_1098674522.jpg

:roflbow: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! it got into my right eye!

[zai_alam]

:roflbow: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! it got into my right eye!

I'd keep one eye on the ceiling from now on if I were you. Wear goggles just incase.

[Pompeii]

:rofl: Frickin hilarious!

[freshmanik_13]

Man Mine Is Askin For It !

[zai_alam]

Man Mine Is Askin For It !

OK. Your picture is perfect for this thread...




















http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/185095.jpg


Bet you didn't see that one cumming :no:
* We need another UK Cheesemasters thread.


There you go...

http://www.minimus.biz/images/J01-0509902-8100bg.jpg

[sundancekid]

Do me plz

[djskee]

OK. Your picture is perfect for this thread.







http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/185095.jpg


Bet you didn't see that one cumming :no:
* We need another UK Cheesemasters thread.


There you go...

http://www.minimus.biz/images/J01-0509902-8100bg.jpg

haha ya gots to do me son.....can i get some quivering bags in mine??

[Rogue]

OK. Your picture is perfect for this thread...



http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/185095.jpg


Bet you didn't see that one cumming :no:
* We need another UK Cheesemasters thread.


There you go...

http://www.minimus.biz/images/J01-0509902-8100bg.jpgdude. this is so unfair. why is his hooha got all the shadows and realistic gradation going on? the one on mine just looks flat out 2d :hand:

how could you. especially to a fellow artist :ashamed:

[(sic)]

:love:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/55618_1176337730.jpg

Your friend gets 10/10 for general enthusiasm and positive attitude. You get 7/10.
:roflbow::roflbow::roflbow:

[Desi MC]

Show me what you got :D

[zai_alam]

Do me plz

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/DSC00260.jpg

You could join The Misfits now.

[Desi MC]

:lol:

[RYNstarO23]

lol

[zai_alam]

Shit, I think I've been banned from Photobucket. I can't upload fuck all :ugh2:

more "special FX" jobs will commence once my photobucket has been sorted :werd:

[zai_alam]

haha ya gots to do me son.....can i get some quivering bags in mine??

sorted.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/MAKELOVE.jpg

[Rogue]

sorted.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/MAKELOVE.jpg


:roflbow: :roflbow:

omg....this one is my favorite.

[Desi MC]

:lol:

Coem on hurry up do me :D

[zai_alam]

dude. this is so unfair. why is his hooha got all the shadows and realistic gradation going on? the one on mine just looks flat out 2d :hand:

how could you. especially to a fellow artist :ashamed:

behave, young lady :slap:

you can have a gradient cock next time.

[zai_alam]

:lol:

Coem on hurry up do me :D

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/85836.jpg

this was inspired by a story by jus_me :no:

[Skittlexx]

First experience wasn't satisfying enough for you? :neutral:

In that case...











http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/55618_1176382110.jpg

Satisfied?

LOL!!! im a bukkake porn star !! hahaha im very satisfied LOL

[nikefc7]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/85836.jpg

this was inspired by a story by jus_me :no:

:rofl:

you are literally one of the funniest guy i have ever come across.

[zai_alam]

:rofl:

you are literally one of the funniest guy i have ever come across.

:lol:

[5jabi420]

lmao

[zai_alam]

lol

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/68152_1120764832.jpg

[Desi MC]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/85836.jpg

this was inspired by a story by jus_me :no:
Come on yaar...
I know you can do better...

Re-do my pic :D

[zai_alam]

Come on yaar...
I know you can do better...

Re-do my pic :D

do you want it in the face?

[Desi MC]

do you want it in the face?
lol
I dint mean that way...

I mean... my pic didnt make me laugh :(

While I liked others..

[zai_alam]

lol
I dint mean that way...

I mean... my pic didnt make me laugh :(

While I liked others..

How about this...

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/facialDK.jpg



I think it suits you :werd:

I still prefer the bush wanker version.

Maybe both :think:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/858361.jpg

[Desi MC]

lol

I'll stick to the bushes :Oops:

[zai_alam]

lol

I'll stick to the bushes :Oops:

Too late.

[undercova_luva]

There's nowhere to hide. It will hit you when you least expect it :Ohno: ...













http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/51248_1098674522.jpg


wtf :roflbow:

[Rogue]

behave, young lady :slap:

you can have a gradient cock next time.
i'm going to hold you up to that.

:p

[Rogue]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/85836.jpg

this was inspired by a story by jus_me :no:

:roflbow:

[djskee]

LOL fantastic brother zai........but the bags aint quivering.

btw would my sig get banned if added tht little masterclass into it/;.

[zai_alam]

LOL fantastic brother zai........but the bags aint quivering.

btw would my sig get banned if added tht little masterclass into it/;.

do it!

[djskee]

we shall se

[akuza]

LOL fantastic brother zai........but the bags aint quivering.

btw would my sig get banned if added tht little masterclass into it/;.
I think it would mon frere, but I'll send noods to geezer give it a go and we'll see.

[pakilicious911]

lol how did i know u were the one to make this thread :p

[zai_alam]

lol how did i know u were the one to make this thread :p

:cool2:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/8584085384503405.jpg

[Jaffa_Cakes]

Are they meant to be penis's?

[CantThinkOfAName]

:rofl: :rofl:

[zai_alam]

Are they meant to be penis's?

:neutral:

[hurryputher]

Are they meant to be penis's?

no, squeezable mayonnaise bottles

[SSSash]

no, squeezable mayonnaise bottles

sure as hell beats the old glass jar concept.

[supremed]

HAHAHAHA...dude you have talent

[zai_alam]

HAHAHAHA...dude you have talent

Based on the 'range' of 'artistic work' in this idiotic thread... :neutral:






But seriously, I can actually draw :lol:

[RL_RHCP]

Based on the 'range' of 'artistic work' in this idiotic thread... :neutral:






But seriously, I can actually draw :lol:

Take it off really

:mad:

[zai_alam]

Take it off really

:mad:

:waveyFin:

[akuza]

RL RHCP don't report posts because I can't be arsed to fix up your problems

kthanksbye

[RL_RHCP]

*gone* coz im not nasty!

[zai_alam]

* gone

[RL_RHCP]

add those effects 2 ur own pic its perfect! :neutral:

[zai_alam]

*gone*

:no:

[RL_RHCP]

look :rolleyes: :neutral: can u remove it please.....this is the last time..... :neutral:

[zai_alam]

look :rolleyes: :neutral: can u remove it please.....this is the last time..... :neutral:

OK, OK!

Fuck's sake. :squint:

[RL_RHCP]

OK, OK!

Fuck's sake. :squint:

:ughpoke: errr errrr :kiss: thanx :neutral:

[zai_alam]

:ughpoke: errr errrr :kiss: thanx :neutral:

:lol:

[evisu_123]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/85836.jpg

this was inspired by a story by jus_me :no:

HAHA :rofl: Fucking Quality!

[RL_RHCP]

:lol:

:rolleyes: :slap2: ](*,) :uh: :cry: :tears: :squint: :asshole:

[zai_alam]

sure as hell beats the old glass jar concept.

at least the glass jars were hard.

[jus_me]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/85836.jpg

this was inspired by a story by jus_me :no:

aye! :love:

smooth richard, real smooth :D

[SSSash]

at least the glass jars were hard....

:(

[pakilicious911]

Its Alive

[Rogue]

Its Alive:rofl: you beat me to it!!!

hahaahaha, here we go.

zai, this is as a tribute to you and your legacy :love:

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/designrogue/tributetozaialamcopy.jpg

[pakilicious911]

:rofl: you beat me to it!!!

hahaahaha, here we go.

zai, this is as a tribute to you and your legacy :love:

lmao

good times.

[cococrisp]

:love:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/55618_1176337730.jpg

Your friend gets 10/10 for general enthusiasm and positive attitude. You get 7/10.

thas called precision

[lil_gangsta_]

hahah , nic1,

[nikefc7]

why isnt this in best of general chat

[zai_alam]

fuck sake, looks like more 'special FX' jobs will commence soon.

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

:rofl: HAHA Zai what would we do without you.

funny guy.

[Rogue]

fuck sake, looks like more 'special FX' jobs will commence soon.
:wiggle: did you get a chance to see my little tribute to you?

[akuza]

Zai let's take back the forums, I think it's time for a barbershop quartet.

[zai_alam]

:rofl: HAHA Zai what would we do without you.

funny guy.
without me, there would be a lack of utterly pointless and idiotic threads such as this one :cool2:

post a pic and i shall commence with the ejaculation-manipulation.

:wiggle: did you get a chance to see my little tribute to you?
:hay:

What kind of tribute? If it's 'Special FX' related (which I suspect it might be), I hope I received a full on gradient cock cumshot to the chin.

Zai let's take back the forums, I think it's time for a barbershop quartet.
I say we do a thread titled 'What would you look like if you were the opposite sex? Post a pic and find out!'.

And all we gotta do is put beards on bitches and fannys and lipstick on bastards. Easy. Lets do it!

[akuza]

I say we do a thread titled 'What would you look like if you were the opposite sex? Post a pic and find out!'.

And all we gotta do is put beards on bitches and fannys and lipstick on bastards. Easy. Lets do it!

Fucking Hell!!!

Lets' do it!

[AeViS12]

:love:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/moroccan_zai/sillyness/55618_1176337730.jpg

Your friend gets 10/10 for general enthusiasm and positive attitude. You get 7/10.
priceless!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Rogue]

:hay:

What kind of tribute? If it's 'Special FX' related (which I suspect it might be), I hope I received a full on gradient cock cumshot to the chin.:gay:
no, but if i had your picture, i could have :love:

well, refer to post 79. there was a thread based on that image. it's titled "my little tribute to zai alam" :wiggle:

[akuza]

:gay:
no, but if i had your picture, i could have :love:

well, refer to post 79. there was a thread based on that image. it's titled "my little tribute to zai alam" :wiggle:
lol I think he's seen the picture and drawn a whole bucketload of pictures that he can collage together :lol:

[CantThinkOfAName]

He may be tied down now by the old ball and chain but Bumpage for a classic.

[.net]

LOLs were had.

[CantThinkOfAName]

LOLs were had.
It's not too late to join the hall of fame!

[.net]

:rofl: I dont even think he uses the forums anymore?

[CantThinkOfAName]

He's my friend. PM me your pic, I'll pass it on and voila!

[akuza]

Old school <3

[Playaz_are_Tru_]

L-M-F-A-O


this has to be probably the funniest thread i have come across on these forums.

Props for the bumpage.