Why do you love the UK?

[akuza]

For me, I guess its the intuition that we all seem to have, take for example on a bus, you know for sure that there are going to be old (let's say mature) women on the bottom near the doors, and if you try and pass them you're either gonna get a fork to the eye, or they're gonna cower in fear because come on.....you're brown, that's unheard of back in the 1800s.

The intuition I speak of is the synchronised coughing on a train, one guy coughs, another guy coughs, then it's a chubby lesbian looking who coughs and so on, and this effect travels right down through the whole carriage, it's almost like music, just add a few beats and say girl at the end and we've got a chart topper.

The varying sights up north (by which I don't mean Birmingham or Manchester or Newcastle (city centre)) but of places such as the Lake District where many a brownman have started to "holiday" at, are truly amazing, the fields, the hills, the cows makes you feel as though you should go outside and hack some wheat or something that slaves would do.

Football is amazing, football is life, I doubt there is another place on this planet where this sport is seen as sacrilege (Maybe brazil but we're brown the eastern brown so it doesn't count)

More musings to be added later, post your reasons for loving old blighty.

[zai_alam]

:dunno:

I don't know why I love you but I do
I don't know why I cry so but I do
I only know I'm lonely and that I want you only
I don't know why I love you but I do

I can't sleep nights because I feel so restless
I don't know what to do, I feel so helpless
And since you've been away, I cry both night and day
I don't know why I love you but I do

My days have been so lonely
My nights have been so blue
I don't know how I manage, but I do

Each night I sit alone and tell myself
That I will fall in love with someone else
I guess I'm wastin' time but I've got to clear my mind
I don't know why I love you but I do

[akuza]

:dunno:

I don't know why I love you but I do
I don't know why I cry so but I do
I only know I'm lonely and that I want you only
I don't know why I love you but I do

I can't sleep nights because I feel so restless
I don't know what to do, I feel so helpless
And since you've been away, I cry both night and day
I don't know why I love you but I do

My days have been so lonely
My nights have been so blue
I don't know how I manage, but I do

Each night I sit alone and tell myself
That I will fall in love with someone else
I guess I'm wastin' time but I've got to clear my mind
I don't know why I love you but I do :cool:

One of your lot is in the dock!
That scouser........Joey Barton!!

The UK is vagrant with agitated chavs whom make the world for normal people that bit more exciting.

[zeeshan_lon]

:cool:

One of your lot is in the dock!
That scouser........Joey Barton!!

The UK is vagrant with agitated chavs whom make the world for normal people that bit more exciting.
Yo, yall *****s truly aint ready for this dynasty thing
Yall thinkin blake carrington, Im thinkin more like ming
I got four nephews, and they all right in
They all young and wild, plus they all like things
And Im havin a child, which is more frighting
But chall about to witness is big business kid
Big bosses, cocky, and big benzsesses
Come through flossinem shiny rims it is
An office dont pop up in their sentences
I think you understand what type of event this is
I dont think you know I focus young memphis is
Or I see was so real, when you add on amil
This is much more than rap, its black ontraponors
Clothing, movie, and films, we come to conquer it all
Roc-a-wear, eighty mill like, eighteen months
You could bullshit wit rap if you want, muthafuckers
When its all said and done, we gon see whats what
Holla at hov, Ill be in the cut (what, huh)

this thread died os i thought id just post some random shit

[x_babytee_x]

i dnt love this country i plan to leave :) im movin to surrey next week 1 small step away from london :rolleyes:

[Lil-Mz-Sunshine]

i don't think i do anymore, everythings just gotten crap :mad:
never is anywhere decent & fun to go to, or maybe thats just round my areas

[akuza]

Yo, yall *****s truly aint ready for this dynasty thing
Yall thinkin blake carrington, Im thinkin more like ming
I got four nephews, and they all right in
They all young and wild, plus they all like things
And Im havin a child, which is more frighting
But chall about to witness is big business kid
Big bosses, cocky, and big benzsesses
Come through flossinem shiny rims it is
An office dont pop up in their sentences
I think you understand what type of event this is
I dont think you know I focus young memphis is
Or I see was so real, when you add on amil
This is much more than rap, its black ontraponors
Clothing, movie, and films, we come to conquer it all
Roc-a-wear, eighty mill like, eighteen months
You could bullshit wit rap if you want, muthafuckers
When its all said and done, we gon see whats what
Holla at hov, Ill be in the cut (what, huh)

this thread died os i thought id just post some random shit

btw im gay cool cool

ALL OF YOUS DON'T HATE MY LOCATION!!

[jugdeepluvsheep]

Because it makes me feel better about being an American. :D

[Adnan786]

In the summer the underground is a nightmare to travel on....oh and dont even get me started on the smelly, unhygienic residents of the UK.

[Quixotic]

Little Britain :cheers: Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps :cheers: The catherine tate show :cheers: Faulty towers :cheers:

[desi_uk]

Little Britain :cheers: Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps :cheers: The catherine tate show :cheers: Faulty towers :cheers:
lol

[*innocent angel*]

i dont love the uk!


:neutral:

[kudiPaTaKa]

...because they have sexy accents.

[akuza]

i dont love the uk!


:neutral:
:squint:

aman :wink: would i make you weak at the knees with my voice alone?

[freshmanik_13]

i love all em wankers innit

[DasJa]

i love all em wankers innit
werd bruv....brraaap brrappp...and them chavs innit!

[Skittlexx]

Little Britain :cheers: Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps :cheers: The catherine tate show :cheers: Faulty towers :cheers:

Preach on! :D

I love London... It's the most ethnically diverse city in the world, thriving with the cultures brought here from those people. I love that we have such a history here. I love that you can go from North London to South London on a train within 45 minutes and you're in a different world. I love that people make the effort to look good everyday, with amazing fashion trends being created all the time. I love the Brit attitude. I love our humour. I love that we have security in this country if you're ever gonna be poor. I love NHS, I love that you can get a loan for university in comparison to the States where you just have to be rich to go to uni. Theres a lot more, but i love this country :D

[kudiPaTaKa]

:squint:

aman :wink: would i make you weak at the knees with my voice alone?
Haha..maaaaybe.

[akuza]

Preach on! :D

I love London... It's the most ethnically diverse city in the world, thriving with the cultures brought here from those people. I love that we have such a history here. I love that you can go from North London to South London on a train within 45 minutes and you're in a different world. I love that people make the effort to look good everyday, with amazing fashion trends being created all the time. I love the Brit attitude. I love our humour. I love that we have security in this country if you're ever gonna be poor. I love NHS, I love that you can get a loan for university in comparison to the States where you just have to be rich to go to uni. Theres a lot more, but i love this country :D :dance: Exactly and how the english education system makes us appreciate it more, what kind of wanker "graduates" from secondary school?

aman - what should i record for thee?

[shadyzgal08]

because you boys are sexy :Pelvic2:

[Punjabi_Link]

English Premier League

[Skittlexx]

:dance: Exactly and how the english education system makes us appreciate it more, what kind of wanker "graduates" from secondary school?

aman - what should i record for thee?


So true!! I love that the british pound is so strong, and even though life is expensive, we still make more money!

[*innocent angel*]

:squint:

aman :wink: would i make you weak at the knees with my voice alone?

:squint:


:hand:

[akuza]

So true!! I love that the british pound is so strong, and even though life is expensive, we still make more money!
Land of political sovereignty! Interest rates/Pwning the world's strongest economy, it doesn't get any better than this

innocent - jasoos go back to the moors of ireland!!

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

So true!! I love that the british pound is so strong, and even though life is expensive, we still make more money!


Yeah but our cost of living is ridiculously extreme!!.......

I begining to hate the UK!!>.................. ITs becoming a shit hole.!!! and its getting worse....

Dont get me wrong... when our parents came to this land from Africa... It was a land of opportunity.... but over the last 10 yrs.... its a joke....

The average price of a first time home in London is now over £200,000

The NHS is understaffed.... riddled with crazy supper bugs, and cant even afford to use suitable drugs for suitable treatments..... They'd rather see people die!!!

and finally like i Was saying..... the pound may be strong, and its amazing when we go abroad...... we can afford so much, but in our own country, we cant afford shit.......... ITS SO EXPENSIVE!!!!

typical comparison:

Canada -Tim Hortons coffee and a croisant: $2.45
UK - Starbucks coffee and a croisant: £3.85 (about $8)

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

the only thing I do like about our country is that we have History!!! and plenty of it!

[zeeshan_lon]

fuck london

[Arshy]

95% of the worlds shell suits are worn in the UK...
94% of which are worn in Liverpool, I love the UK!!!! :)

[Miz Jatti]

95% of the worlds shell suits are worn in the UK...
94% of which are worn in Liverpool, I love the UK!!!! :)


alreeeeet sporky? :lol:

[Wind Walker]

i dont love the uk!


:neutral:
and i dont even like UK

:)

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

and i dont even like UK

:)


i dont blame u and i was born in the uk

[Arshy]

alreeeeet sporky? :lol:
sporky ain't got shit on me....

I got the moves, wanna see?

[SSSash]

Modern Brit humour. Private Equity. University Life. LFC.

[=punjabi-pari=]

I love the countryside in which i live. Its purtiful <3

[Skittlexx]

The point is, you can make so much money in this country and then afford to move out if you save up. If you lived elsewhere, you don't have quite as much opportunity to travel as much as Britons do, and it would be a struggle to settle in another country. I plan to make a business in the UK, but live in a different country so I'm still earning the sterling :D

[=punjabi-pari=]

The point is, you can make so much money in this country and then afford to move out if you save up. If you lived elsewhere, you don't have quite as much opportunity to travel as much as Britons do, and it would be a struggle to settle in another country. I plan to make a business in the UK, but live in a different country so I'm still earning the sterling :D
Smart

[jimbo123]

I agree that things in London are too expensive but I just like the cosiness of this city, especially central London. Also I'd only ever want to live in an English speaking country and I find strong American accents annoying!!

[zai_alam]

The point is, you can make so much money in this country and then afford to move out if you save up. If you lived elsewhere, you don't have quite as much opportunity to travel as much as Britons do, and it would be a struggle to settle in another country. I plan to make a business in the UK, but live in a different country so I'm still earning the sterling :D

:werd:

That's what I'm doing too.

[jimbo123]

If you lived elsewhere, you don't have quite as much opportunity to travel as much as Britons do...
what do you mean by this?

[di vinci]

we brits got the best weather in the world
:dance3:

[Skittlexx]

what do you mean by this?


*Travel Abroad...

Example, if you're living in India, you may be extremely rich there, but it's still not exactly easy to travel to other countries in utmost luxury all the time because the currency exchange rate is working against you. But maybe I'm just speaking for myself there, cos I find that even as a student, I'm able to afford to go on holiday at least 3 times a year.

[zaph69]

The NHS is understaffed.... riddled with crazy supper bugs, and cant even afford to use suitable drugs for suitable treatments..... They'd rather see people die!!!

I think saying that we would "rather see people die" is a bit unfair; unless you've been there in that situation and felt the gutwrenching emotion then it's not an assumption you can make.

(I still love ya though :hug:)

I do absolutely agree with the price of things like food and your coffee comparison, while slightly flawed, does show there's a huge markup on food here. Just out of interest, how much is a coffee and a croissant in an American starbucks?

[akuza]

whoooooooooooooooooo i love the MI5!

[zaph69]

whoooooooooooooooooo i love the MI5!

And they knew it since the first day you said it...

[akuza]

And they knew it since the first day you said it...
I get to work for them again :cool2:

[Geezer]

Well travelling is getting more and more expensive and coincidentally the reliability of the service they charge for is poor, very poor. Everything is ridiculously overpriced from supermarkets to clothing stores. Don't get me started on living expenses. It's not very safe either especially if you're a girl coming home late from work or a night out. The english gentleman is dead, people rather shout at each other and fight instead of compromising or excusing themselves. At times it feels like London (especially London) is too multi-cultural. It creates more of a divide between communities where only the odd few people try to intermingle.

[Miz Jatti]

Well travelling is getting more and more expensive and coincidentally the reliability of the service they charge for is poor, very poor. Everything is ridiculously overpriced from supermarkets to clothing stores. Don't get me started on living expenses. It's not very safe either especially if you're a girl coming home late from work or a night out. The english gentleman is dead, people rather shout at each other and fight instead of compromising or excusing themselves. At times it feels like London (especially London) is too multi-cultural. It creates more of a divide between communities where only the odd few people try to intermingle.


:shock:


ur not just a pretty face are ya? :eyebrow:

[PakPlaya69]

Well travelling is getting more and more expensive and coincidentally the reliability of the service they charge for is poor, very poor. Everything is ridiculously overpriced from supermarkets to clothing stores. Don't get me started on living expenses. It's not very safe either especially if you're a girl coming home late from work or a night out. The english gentleman is dead, people rather shout at each other and fight instead of compromising or excusing themselves. At times it feels like London (especially London) is too multi-cultural. It creates more of a divide between communities where only the odd few people try to intermingle.


Bloody pomms ,, no wonder Us Aussie hate ya brit ass so much .. Go the Aussiessssss :Pelvic2:

[Geezer]

:shock:


ur not just a pretty face are ya? :eyebrow:

Im not even that :p

[harvey_mayway]

I love britain, cause when i walk down the road, People still shout out paki


(or when im joging, their will be aleast one person in a car shout out paki)

[harvey_mayway]

i dnt love this country i plan to leave :) im movin to surrey next week 1 small step away from london :rolleyes:


surrey canada or kent?

[harvey_mayway]

fuck london

thats mature,

[ermsomething]

For me, I guess its the intuition that we all seem to have, take for example on a bus, you know for sure that there are going to be old (let's say mature) women on the bottom near the doors, and if you try and pass them you're either gonna get a fork to the eye, or they're gonna cower in fear because come on.....you're brown, that's unheard of back in the 1800s.

The intuition I speak of is the synchronised coughing on a train, one guy coughs, another guy coughs, then it's a chubby lesbian looking who coughs and so on, and this effect travels right down through the whole carriage, it's almost like music, just add a few beats and say girl at the end and we've got a chart topper.

The varying sights up north (by which I don't mean Birmingham or Manchester or Newcastle (city centre)) but of places such as the Lake District where many a brownman have started to "holiday" at, are truly amazing, the fields, the hills, the cows makes you feel as though you should go outside and hack some wheat or something that slaves would do.

Football is amazing, football is life, I doubt there is another place on this planet where this sport is seen as sacrilege (Maybe brazil but we're brown the eastern brown so it doesn't count)

More musings to be added later, post your reasons for loving old blighty.
what is wrong with you? :no:

[Miz Jatti]

i'd rather be a pom than a yank fo sho :Paper:

[Arshy]

i'd rather be a pom than a yank fo sho :Paper:
I lurrrv the UK coz it has loads of hot jatti's around in their high heels, slapping them rudebwois.... :dance3:

[di vinci]

I lurrrv the UK coz it has loads of hot jatti's around in their high heels, slapping them rudebwois.... :dance3:

pervert :neutral:

yeah im still pissed with you

[Miz Jatti]

I lurrrv the UK coz it has loads of hot jatti's around in their high heels, slapping them rudebwois.... :dance3:


innit arsh, my fella bredrin, nah mean :eyebrow:


*trips on her high heels and falls flat on her arse :(

[Arshy]

pervert :neutral:

yeah im still pissed with you
oh so you're still pissed off about yesterday?

I had an eventful evening then i had dinner with family, had a good nights kip, woke up showered/shaved and came into work....

and you're still sulking?

[Arshy]

pervert :neutral:

yeah im still pissed with you
If you really want some beef, just ask, aswell as visiting the butchers, ill create a thread where we can slug it out...and trust me none of your little RD anal-lickers will come to your rescue....

The choice as always...is yours!!!!

[harvey_mayway]

I lurrrv the UK coz it has loads of hot jatti\'s around in their high heels, slapping them rudebwois.... :dance3:

lol... classic.

[Miz Jatti]

If you really want some beef, just ask, aswell as visiting the butchers, ill create a thread where we can slug it out...and trust me none of your little RD anal-lickers will come to your rescue....

The choice as always...is yours!!!!


:neutral: u being serious mate?

[Arshy]

:neutral: u being serious mate?
pretty much, YES!
Somewhere along the line i think he msitakes my kindness as naivety, and I always look out for those who are cool with me....

I think this straw has finally broke the camels back!!!

[di vinci]

pretty much, YES!
Somewhere along the line i think he msitakes my kindness as naivety, and I always look out for those who are cool with me....

I think this straw has finally broke the camels back!!!


that straw broke our so call friendshipp telling ppl wat we did in yorkshire

u said u werent going to bring it up

[Miz Jatti]

that straw broke our so call friendshipp telling ppl wat we did in yorkshire

u said u werent going to bring it up


sheep shagging? :shock:


*backs away in horror

[Miz Jatti]

pretty much, YES!
Somewhere along the line i think he msitakes my kindness as naivety, and I always look out for those who are cool with me....

I think this straw has finally broke the camels back!!!



i hope u clowns r just trying it on and this isnt really serious, despite ur above reply


:grouphug: come on u stinky stanis, GROUP HUG!!!!

[doaly69]

sheep shagging? :shock:


*backs away in horror
its yorkshire there were shagging pasties

[Arshy]

that straw broke our so call friendshipp telling ppl wat we did in yorkshire

u said u werent going to bring it up

You’re still singing from the same hymn sheet even though the choirs gone home?

I only brought up that episode because you mentioned my DVD.....and how you would distribute it to corner shops, I mean yes I did strip in the past, it's a past that i would like the keep away from here, but you keep dragging it back...

I’ve requested on numerous occasions that if you have nothing good to say, then don't say anything at all!!!

[Arshy]

i hope u clowns r just trying it on and this isnt really serious, despite ur above reply


:grouphug: come on u stinky stanis, GROUP HUG!!!!
No thanks, come on jatti you seem like a girl with morals, you tell me, why the fuck do people drag private stuff onto here?

And group hug mera peyoh vi ni karda....

[di vinci]

sheep shagging? :shock:


*backs away in horror


inder

he dosnt know when to keep qwuiet

loves promting his sex video

it actually suck


i was their when he went all crazy on us

i was their when he need a friend

i even gaved him a tap

and said dont worry bro

never trust northers

[Arshy]

its yorkshire there were shagging pasties
you ever tried that?

[Arshy]

inder

he dosnt know when to keep qwuiet

loves promting his sex video

it actually suck


i was their when he went all crazy on us

i was their when he need a friend

i even gaved him a tap

and said dont worry bro

never trust northers

It amuses me how you seem to always think you're right...

If the sun wasn't located in the sky, it would be shining out or your ass, the way you lead others to believe how smart and slick you are, oh please....so much talk without the substance.

[doaly69]

you ever tried that?
make sure its not to hot
and it feels just rite

then wash ur willy off with some evian

[Arshy]

make sure its not to hot
and it feels just rite

then wash ur willy off with some evian
classy people tend to use volvic.... ;)

[doaly69]

classy people tend to use volvic.... ;)
still or sparkling :eyebrow:

[Miz Jatti]

No thanks, come on jatti you seem like a girl with morals, you tell me, why the fuck do people drag private stuff onto here?

And group hug mera peyoh vi ni karda....


morals :anxious: umm yeah course brav!

arshy, internet me kiyu apni gandi washing log kartay hai? meri policy hai kuch na kaho apnay baare aur kuch na suno lokon ke baare, bass hello shello hi rakho.

group hug tera chacha ta karda hoga? :D

[di vinci]

You’re still singing from the same hymn sheet even though the choirs gone home?

I only brought up that episode because you mentioned my DVD.....and how you would distribute it to corner shops, I mean yes I did strip in the past, it's a past that i would like the keep away from here, but you keep dragging it back...

I’ve requested on numerous occasions that if you have nothing good to say, then don't say anything at all!!!


everyone knows u were a stripper

u been telling ppl that i meet random chicvks off rd for sex

u havnt got proof that this has occured

i dont meet any one off rd in real life maybe illyas, you n uzi, zara, alliya, mia,

ok their few othe ppl iv met but it wasnt for sex just to chill out. ur always saying hook a brother up. wtf i did. hook a so call brother up

[Arshy]

morals :anxious: umm yeah course brav!

arshy, internet me kiyu apni gandi washing log kartay hai? meri policy hai kuch na kaho apnay baare aur kuch na suno lokon ke baare, bass hello shello hi rakho.

group hug tera chacha ta karda hoga? :D

I don't have a chacha, my dad's the only child!!!!

[Arshy]

still or sparkling :eyebrow:
sparkling ofcourse...come on....

[Miz Jatti]

inder

he dosnt know when to keep qwuiet

loves promting his sex video

it actually suck


i was their when he went all crazy on us

i was their when he need a friend

i even gaved him a tap

and said dont worry bro

never trust northers

arshy has a sex video? :shock:

psst pm :eyebrow:

seriously tho, lets drop the tension guys and just keep it on the level.


umm, we're still having the stani rd meet in summer right? :anxious:

[doaly69]

sparkling ofcourse...come on....
yeah u need that buz at the end

[Miz Jatti]

I don't have a chacha, my dad's the only child!!!!


massi works too :anxious:

[di vinci]

It amuses me how you seem to always think you're right...

If the sun wasn't located in the sky, it would be shining out or your ass, the way you lead others to believe how smart and slick you are, oh please....so much talk without the substance.


did i say i was slick (i know im fuking slick)

did i say i ws smart (ouch bitch i am)

most proberly im am one of the smartest rders here (:cool:)

but i aint bragging for shite

atleast i dont go around telling ppl, private convo's yeah illyas told me wat u said about the chicks. ok she was fatt their was no point mocking her. she was a friend. u lot r fuking mean

[Arshy]

everyone knows u were a stripper

u been telling ppl that i meet random chicvks off rd for sex

u havnt got proof that this has occured

i dont meet any one off rd in real life maybe illyas, you n uzi, zara, alliya, mia,

ok their few othe ppl iv met but it wasnt for sex just to chill out. ur always saying hook a brother up. wtf i did. hook a so call brother up

Ok let's break it down for you, being a stripper is not a crime, even though to some people it might be quite cheap, to some it's an occupation.

As for meeting people off RD, I've met you and Sameer (raja_jprs) I don't link girls on here and you're accusations that i might be gay have no foundation, I love spanking the monkey as much as taking the piss out of your dated Tom Cruise look.....

So don't act all cupid you only gave me Clara’s number and that was because you wanted me to get her off your back!!!

[di vinci]

arshy has a sex video? :shock:

psst pm :eyebrow:

seriously tho, lets drop the tension guys and just keep it on the level.


umm, we're still having the stani rd meet in summer right? :anxious:


he starts it all the time

same way kashif staryts it and everyone pms saying dont pick on the jw

wtf he called me a cunt when i was asleep at 4.30am!!

[Arshy]

massi works too :anxious:
My maasi is hardcore maan, she'll give him chithaar!!!

[Arshy]

did i say i was slick (i know im fuking slick)

did i say i ws smart (ouch bitch i am)

most proberly im am one of the smartest rders here (:cool:)

but i aint bragging for shite

atleast i dont go around telling ppl, private convo's yeah illyas told me wat u said about the chicks. ok she was fatt their was no point mocking her. she was a friend. u lot r fuking mean

Oh so it's all coming down to material terms again is it?

I see how you brag about how cool you are and blah blah blah...

It's this cavalier attitude of yours that’s going to finally nail your ass, you keep picking on random people for attention, i mean your bullying tactics towards kashif are ridiculous, he always walks away from it, maybe just maybe he's the better man!!!

[Arshy]

arshy has a sex video? :shock:

psst pm :eyebrow:

seriously tho, lets drop the tension guys and just keep it on the level.


umm, we're still having the stani rd meet in summer right? :anxious:
Oh, he's also promised to meet you too?

[di vinci]

Ok let's break it down for you, being a stripper is not a crime, even though to some people it might be quite cheap, to some it's an occupation.

As for meeting people off RD, I've met you and Sameer (raja_jprs) I don't link girls on here and you're accusations that i might be gay have no foundation, I love spanking the monkey as much as taking the piss out of your dated Tom Cruise look.....

So don't act all cupid you only gave me Clara’s number and that was because you wanted me to get her off your back!!!


claras was a hoe

ok

real hoe

you said u need a shag, so i provided a service for a so call friend on the rebound

you did meet iullyas he was the weird dude who sait in his car for 2hours when we went for a shishas

[Arshy]

claras was a hoe

ok

real hoe

you said u need a shag, so i provided a service for a so call friend on the rebound

you did meet iullyas he was the weird dude who sait in his car for 2hours when we went for a shishas

You brought him up, and I never chatted to him, so that doesn't qualify as me meeting him....

As for the rebound I have plenty of chicks who I could turn to, why would i want "sloppy seconds"?

[Miz Jatti]

Oh, he's also promised to meet you too?


:neutral: i was taking the piss arsh.


and as far as i was aware, so is shabir when he mocks kashy. it's the internet, its not real life. we joke around to pass the time, then when we shut down the pc, its over, and we get on with our real lives and the real people in them.

but u guys have taken it too far, sure, meet up as mates, but wats with all this back biting and spilling each others secrets. and then guys claim girls are :nuts:

[di vinci]

Oh so it's all coming down to material terms again is it?

I see how you brag about how cool you are and blah blah blah...

It's this cavalier attitude of yours that’s going to finally nail your ass, you keep picking on random people for attention, i mean your bullying tactics towards kashif are ridiculous, he always walks away from it, maybe just maybe he's the better man!!!
i didnt mention material items dude

i shop at zara
h&m

thats it mr calvin klien, or shall we ccall you hugo?

poof
i dont walk away from jack i give it as good as i get as i told u before

us kashmiirs are proud ppl we never say sorry or admit fault

cus we were right the day we were born..........

[Arshy]

Could you also please clarify that my DVD has no sex in it at all, it's a Video of me stripping and there's just a few women that run on to the stage, whom are finally removed by security, in no part of that video is there any sexual intercourse taking place!!!

[Miz Jatti]

claras was a hoe

ok

real hoe

you said u need a shag, so i provided a service for a so call friend on the rebound

you did meet iullyas he was the weird dude who sait in his car for 2hours when we went for a shishas


:rofl:



:anxious: umm it is okay to still laugh at these right? i mean, i wudnt wana offend anyone. *gulp*

[di vinci]

You brought him up, and I never chatted to him, so that doesn't qualify as me meeting him....

As for the rebound I have plenty of chicks who I could turn to, why would i want "sloppy seconds"?


you said u wanted a blowy

thats wat she gives blowy

u know wat why am i the one in the dock#

u started it

wheres my apology???

[di vinci]

Could you also please clarify that my DVD has no sex in it at all, it's a Video of me stripping and there's just a few men that run on to the stage, whom are finally removed by security, in no part of that video is there any sexual intercourse taking place!!!


okay.................

[Arshy]

:neutral: i was taking the piss arsh.


and as far as i was aware, so is shabir when he mocks kashy. it's the internet, its not real life. we joke around to pass the time, then when we shut down the pc, its over, and we get on with our real lives and the real people in them.

but u guys have taken it too far, sure, meet up as mates, but wats with all this back biting and spilling each others secrets. and then guys claim girls are :nuts:

I think somewhere along the line you seem to "indirectly" be pointing a finger at me, I mean I haven't even said anything yet in regards to his off-line activities/antics...

He's basically laid my life bare on here and I think I've taken the whole thing with a pinch of salt, If i was to resort to his behaviour i would be bringing in the Blackpool casino event, the Leeds Mela controversy, the Manchester Sheesha bust up and many more....

[Miz Jatti]

okay.................



:roflbow:



:anxious: sorry

[Arshy]

:rofl:



:anxious: umm it is okay to still laugh at these right? i mean, i wudnt wana offend anyone. *gulp*
Laugh all you want, that guy was really strange....lol

[di vinci]

:rofl:



:anxious: umm it is okay to still laugh at these right? i mean, i wudnt wana offend anyone. *gulp*


dont worry mr

im so great is on his period

[Arshy]

okay.................
That does not really narrate as an apology does it?

Also hail the bastard the created the "edit" option....

[Miz Jatti]

I think somewhere along the line you seem to "indirectly" be pointing a finger at me, I mean I haven't even said anything yet in regards to his off-line activities/antics...

He's basically laid my life bare on here and I think I've taken the whole thing with a pinch of salt, If i was to resort to his behaviour i would be bringing in the Blackpool casino event, the Leeds Mela controversy, the Manchester Sheesha bust up and many more....


eh? noooo, where did my finger point? :shock: ur stripper thong?

arshyyyy ... i chat with u guys the most prolly on here, and ive never come across a post of vincis where he's revealed personal details about u. u mentioned the stripping urself ages ago and ive always taken it as a running joke.

but oh mah gawsh!!!! LEEDA MELA??? :dance3: :dance3: ummm, hold a sec whilst i bell my yardies to get online!!! soufall boys, here we cometh!!! we got ourselves a stani snitch ready n waitin to tell all on the REAL UNDERCOVA STANIS!

[Arshy]

I'd like to hold my hands up and say that I have managed to fuck this thread up with this so called "online drama" with da vinci....

If you want to carry on create a sep thread, because i'm sure the threadmaker won't be too happy reading our dirty laundry!!!!

[di vinci]

I think somewhere along the line you seem to "indirectly" be pointing a finger at me, I mean I haven't even said anything yet in regards to his off-line activities/antics...

He's basically laid my life bare on here and I think I've taken the whole thing with a pinch of salt, If i was to resort to his behaviour i would be bringing in the Blackpool casino event, the Leeds Mela controversy, the Manchester Sheesha bust up and many more....


that wasnt my fault they looked at me weirdly n u said you had my back

i didnt know u sprainh ur hand

u wanted a fight just as bad as i did in blackpool

manchester that chick gaved her number i didnt know she was married with two kids

the dude should keep thjat bitch on a leash

we just dont wabnt to talk about leeds ok

[Arshy]

eh? noooo, where did my finger point? :shock: ur stripper thong?

arshyyyy ... i chat with u guys the most prolly on here, and ive never come across a post of vincis where he's revealed personal details about u. u mentioned the stripping urself ages ago and ive always taken it as a running joke.

but oh mah gawsh!!!! LEEDA MELA??? :dance3: :dance3: ummm, hold a sec whilst i bell my yardies to get online!!! soufall boys, here we cometh!!! we got ourselves a stani snitch ready n waitin to tell all on the REAL UNDERCOVA STANIS!

I know exactly what you mean, but the only reason i mentioned the stripper bit was because i knew one day it would come out, but never did i think Da vinci would be the one preaching it!!!

Also what kinda info would you like?
What kinda snitching you into? lol

[Miz Jatti]

I know exactly what you mean, but the only reason i mentioned the stripper bit was because i knew one day it would come out, but never did i think Da vinci would be the one preaching it!!!

Also what kinda info would you like?
What kinda snitching you into? lol


um did i say snitch :Ohno: i meant itch :mrhappy: go a bit lower .... :eyebrow:

[Arshy]

um did i say snitch :Ohno: i meant itch :mrhappy: go a bit lower .... :eyebrow:
lol u joker....u make me laugh.....:)

[di vinci]

cry baby :(

trying to get jatti on uir side
we know you started it frodo

jatti n vinci are close.

[Arshy]

that wasnt my fault they looked at me weirdly n u said you had my back

i didnt know u sprainh ur hand

u wanted a fight just as bad as i did in blackpool

manchester that chick gaved her number i didnt know she was married with two kids

the dude should keep thjat bitch on a leash

we just dont wabnt to talk about leeds ok

My wrist is injured from boxing.....nothing else...
And the reason them patels did not get an ass-whopping in Blackpool was because of the cctv, otherwise i'd have punched him through that wall....

and don't even lie, you knew clare had two kids, you even asked how old they were, dude can you please stop lying?

[Arshy]

cry baby :(

trying to get jatti on uir side
we know you started it frodo

jatti n vinci are close.
I'm not asking her to side with me, infact I'm a man and i fight my own battles, not like you on the hush hush over pm's!!!!

Also I hope kashif reads this and unveils more of your little secret missions!

[di vinci]

I'm not asking her to side with me, infact I'm a man and i fight my own battles, not like you on the hush hush over pm's!!!!

Also I hope kashif reads this and unveils more of your little secret missions!


kashif know shit about vinci

only ppl im tight with is you

jatti

illyas

angel k
miss vinci

no body knows the real vinci

[doaly69]

kashif know shit about vinci

only ppl im tight with is you

jatti

illyas

angel k
miss vinci

no body knows the real vinci

im hurt here i thought we were getting there :(

[di vinci]

im hurt here i thought we were getting there :(


mizz jatti said block you

u look like a stalker

sowi dude
wifeys right

[doaly69]

mizz jatti said block you

u look like a stalker

sowi dude
wifeys right

im even more hurt now and i'l have words with ur wife

[di vinci]

im even more hurt now and i'l have words with ur wife

she said if u pm her
she will get her 8 brothers onto you

[doaly69]

she said if u pm her
she will get her 8 brothers onto you
she wants me to meet the family :D

[di vinci]

she wants me to meet the family :D


:bash:

u got a death wish???

i think ur :nuts:


wheres my sig!!!

im waiting

chubby :D

[doaly69]

:bash:

u got a death wish???

i think ur :nuts:


wheres my sig!!!

im waiting

chubby :D

sig wat did u want u never sed ?
who does ur gay ones at the mo

i and prefered to be call cooky or acentric

[di vinci]

sig wat did u want u never sed ?
who does ur gay ones at the mo

i and prefered to be call cooky or acentric


my face but like jattis

that so cool ok cooky he he he

[doaly69]

my face but like jattis

that so cool ok cooky he he he

ok u want a prky and proud one will do

[di vinci]

ok u want a prky and proud one will do

sig

porky and proud
no!!!!!
jatti and cow :D

[doaly69]

sig

porky and proud
no!!!!!
jatti and cow :D

ok that slogan with ur pic or u want a cow ?

[di vinci]

ok that slogan with ur pic or u want a cow ?


i just want a cow

[jus_me]

two jabs.

man is a don.

i just remembered that today is election day :sarb:

if he was to be PM id be his spin doctor.

[di vinci]

two jabs.

man is a don.

i just remembered that today is election day :sarb:

if he was to be PM id be his spin doctor.

two jags and a jab

hows ur so call sprain ankle(ingrowing toenail ) doing

[jus_me]

two jags and a jab

hows ur so call sprain ankle(ingrowing toenail ) doing

its been fine for ages :)

i was on stilts :rolleyes: for two weeks in octobery time.

you need to change your pic, everytime i see it im reminded of a girl i went to school with :p

[Miz Jatti]

sig

porky and proud
no!!!!!
jatti and cow :D


:rofl:



dont u dare do it doaly or i'll set fire to ur fucking nob :squint:

[di vinci]

its been fine for ages :)

i was on stilts :rolleyes: for two weeks in octobery time.

you need to change your pic, everytime i see it im reminded of a girl i went to school with :p


omg omg omg omg


my long lost buddy from school

the fat one with weird arse


i diodnt know itr was you?

[di vinci]

:rofl:



dont u dare do it doaly or i'll set fire to ur fucking nob :squint:

leave him alone wheres cry baby gone?

[doaly69]

i just want a cow

http://www.vizulize.co.uk/upload/cowjatti.jpg

here u go dude use and abuse it

[doaly69]

:rofl:



dont u dare do it doaly or i'll set fire to ur fucking nob :squint:

ops shit didt see that
sorry moti

[di vinci]

ops shit didt see that
sorry moti


she every where

thanks dude

[Arshy]

http://www.vizulize.co.uk/upload/cowjatti.jpg

here u go dude use and abuse it
hahahaha absolute classic.....


Rolls over and faints...

[jus_me]

omg omg omg omg


my long lost buddy from school

the fat one with weird arse


i diodnt know itr was you?

:lol: git.

funny you mention weird arse.

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

:lalala: :lalala: :lalala: :lalala: :lalala: :lalala:

[Miz Jatti]

hahahaha absolute classic.....


Rolls over and faints...


:rofl:

wud have been better if it had sed Miz_Tutti Moo :Paper:

[Miz Jatti]

hahahaha absolute classic.....


Rolls over and faints...


:slap: cow, whose side u on?

[doaly69]

:rofl:

wud have been better if it had sed Miz_Tutti Moo :Paper:


hmm i cud always change it ?

[Arshy]

:slap: cow, whose side u on?
I'm on that "cow's" side.....

[di vinci]

hmm i cud always change it ?


do it n put a heart on their too

[doaly69]

http://www.vizulize.co.uk/upload/jew.jpg

[doaly69]

do it n put a heart on their too
its dne
F5

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

http://www.vizulize.co.uk/upload/jew.jpg
wow wicked sig of the bengali one top marks! :D

[LoNdOnStAnI]

wow wicked sig of the bengali one top marks! :D

are you bengali :sarb: i always thought u were a paki, :neutral:

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

are you bengali :sarb: i always thought u were a paki, :neutral:
jew hebrew :hand:

[LoNdOnStAnI]

jew hebrew :hand:

yeah i and the whole rd world knows that but, iz u a paki, seriously :neutral:

[doaly69]

http://www.vizulize.co.uk/upload/kasstripper.jpg

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

yeah i and the whole rd world knows that but, iz u a paki, seriously :neutral:
no :rant:

[LoNdOnStAnI]

no :rant:


sorry but you look like a regular paki to me, and that aint a bad thing :)


ok the only reason i say this is coz you look like a security guard that works in my shopping mall, and when i first saw you i though, oh no it him , lol

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

sorry but you look like a regular paki to me, and that aint a bad thing :)

ok the only reason i say this is coz you look like a security guard that works in my shopping mall, and when i first saw you i though, oh no it him , lol



:p :p :p :p :p :p :hand: :neutral:

[LoNdOnStAnI]

:p :p :p :p :p :p :hand: :neutral:

What you jew :neutral:

[LoNdOnStAnI]

http://www.vizulize.co.uk/upload/kasstripper.jpg

oi :wtf: is that suppose to mean

[doaly69]

oi :wtf: is that suppose to mean
its asig requested by a kasmiri
hey they wanted it

[LoNdOnStAnI]

its asig requested by a kasmiri
hey they wanted it

what kashmiri???? oh i thought it was implied for me, im a kashmiri too you see, lol

[akuza]

what kashmiri???? oh i thought it was implied for me, im a kashmiri too you see, lol
lol fucking up my thread you cunts!

(another UK type thing we all love...







































..cunts)

[doaly69]

what kashmiri???? oh i thought it was implied for me, im a kashmiri too you see, lol

oh rite nah that was just luck u a kuri aswell ?

[LoNdOnStAnI]

oh rite nah that was just luck u a kuri aswell ?

lol yeah i is a kuri, anyway you never told me who the sig was for, or is it confidential, like against customer and consultant policy :dunno:

[doaly69]

lol yeah i is a kuri, anyway you never told me who the sig was for, or is it confidential, like against customer and consultant policy :dunno:

kuri huh :eyebrow:

its for Arshy im making them for a group of them look back a few pages u'l see the diff types lol

[LoNdOnStAnI]

kuri huh :eyebrow:

its for Arshy im making them for a group of them look back a few pages u'l see the diff types lol

lol your freaking me out , jk, btw i really like your spiderman one, could ya if you got time make me a similar one to your. pretty plz :)

[doaly69]

lol your freaking me out , jk, btw i really like your spiderman one, could ya if you got time make me a similar one to your. pretty plz :)

see laying on the charm always works on me, i hate that lol

ok i can do u a sig but hmmm the comicbook is my thing

so if theres anything else that takes ur fancy apart from me ? :p

[akuza]

see laying on the charm always works on me, i hate that lol

ok i can do u a sig but hmmm the comicbook is my thing

so if theres anything else that takes ur fancy apart from me ? :pI said that once, and she made me an omlette the next morning.

[doaly69]

I said that once, and she made me an omlette the next morning.
that will do me

[LoNdOnStAnI]

see laying on the charm always works on me, i hate that lol

ok i can do u a sig but hmmm the comicbook is my thing

so if theres anything else that takes ur fancy apart from me ? :p

lol you joker, well i aint so sure yet, but i really wanted a comicbook theme too :( , nevermind i can always think of summit else, ill pm you, what i want when i can think of summit or ill leave it to your imagination :)

[doaly69]

lol you joker, well i aint so sure yet, but i really wanted a comicbook theme too :( , nevermind i can always think of summit else, ill pm you, what i want when i can think of summit or ill leave it to your imagination :)

yeah cool pm me anytime :eyebrow:

in regards to the sig of course

[LoNdOnStAnI]

yeah cool pm me anytime :eyebrow:

in regards to the sig of course

lol of course ;) and thanks

[ptrehan]

Preach on! :D

I love London... It's the most ethnically diverse city in the world, thriving with the cultures brought here from those people. I love that we have such a history here. I love that you can go from North London to South London on a train within 45 minutes and you're in a different world. I love that people make the effort to look good everyday, with amazing fashion trends being created all the time. I love the Brit attitude. I love our humour. I love that we have security in this country if you're ever gonna be poor. I love NHS, I love that you can get a loan for university in comparison to the States where you just have to be rich to go to uni. Theres a lot more, but i love this country :D


hahaha you know nothing. I go to university here that is paid completely by the state. Hahaha ya'll wish you could have something like that. Student loans are so easy to get. Even though I am my tuition paid for by the state, I can still get loans. You can criticize America on maybe healthcare, but higher education. There are many perks in America. We have more of the top universities here than you have in England. You only have Oxford and Cambridge, while we have Harvard, Princeton, Yale, U of Penn, Stanford, Duke, etc. I could go on. Our school system is a lot more egalitarian than the UK. Please read up on the subject before making such remarks.

Thank You,

[doaly69]

lol of course ;) and thanks
anytime
catch u later :D

[LoNdOnStAnI]

anytime
catch u later :D

Alligator :)
until next time :wavey:

[kashif1986]

I'm not asking her to side with me, infact I'm a man and i fight my own battles, not like you on the hush hush over pm's!!!!

Also I hope kashif reads this and unveils more of your little secret missions!

I dont know anything about him and dont want to either

[boysfromthesouth]

it's a crazy place if you're with the right people...
BUT...
no sun => good only for short doses.