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akuza
April 27th, 2007, 12:33 PM
"I bought a duck" would be mine.

baby_gal_naz
April 27th, 2007, 12:34 PM
"Nazia- The RD-holic"


:ashamed:

akuza
April 27th, 2007, 12:34 PM
"Nazia- The RD-holic"


:ashamed:
:no: Too predictable.

doaly69
April 27th, 2007, 12:34 PM
penis power

akuza
April 27th, 2007, 12:35 PM
penis power
lol in reference to that woman in those videos that has penis envy,
her's would be
"My vagina has a first name"

baby_gal_naz
April 27th, 2007, 12:35 PM
:no: Too predictable.
:ashamed:

doaly69
April 27th, 2007, 12:36 PM
lol in reference to that woman in those videos that has penis envy,
her's would be
"My vagina has a first name"
thats the one dude

i was gna use cum freak then thought hmm wat does that say about me

akuza
April 27th, 2007, 12:37 PM
:ashamed:
kZGvnI37mxk

baby_gal_naz
April 27th, 2007, 12:38 PM
kZGvnI37mxk
:lol:




:squint:

akuza
April 27th, 2007, 12:40 PM
thats the one dude

i was gna use cum freak then thought hmm wat does that say about me
:no: homosexuality at it's finest.

Nazia - DO IT!

Wind Walker
April 27th, 2007, 12:40 PM
In the Line of RD :D

akuza
April 27th, 2007, 12:44 PM
In the Line of RD :D
:no:

baby_gal_naz
April 27th, 2007, 12:44 PM
Nazia - DO IT!
Mehhh, I'll get a job in summer :D

lil_desi_babe
April 27th, 2007, 12:52 PM
Cheese...

chiquita
April 27th, 2007, 01:12 PM
A Step away from Sanity

di vinci
April 27th, 2007, 01:51 PM
V.I.N.C.I

the boy, the man and the joker

akuza
April 27th, 2007, 02:03 PM
Step away from Sanity
lol nice

vinci - creative(!)

jus_me
April 27th, 2007, 03:36 PM
sue lawyer lawyer sue.

i aint even playin witchu *****.

freshmanik_13
April 27th, 2007, 03:41 PM
C.r.e.a.m.

akuza
April 27th, 2007, 03:45 PM
sue lawyer lawyer sue.

i aint even playin witchu *****.
"life:vicarious liability" seems cool.

manik - was that pic taken in a supermarket?

jus_me
April 27th, 2007, 03:47 PM
"life:vicarious liability" seems cool.

manik - was that pic taken in a supermarket?

indeed it does.

or maybe i was thinking lawya gyal.

:cool:

akuza
April 27th, 2007, 03:48 PM
indeed it does.

or maybe i was thinking lawya gyal.

:cool:
:lol: My replies to texts have been so late lately late lately late lately late.
womandem!

jus_me
April 27th, 2007, 03:50 PM
bruvski, my phonedem has been off ya gets me?

i switched it on the otha day an ting and got ur text geez.

too busy to be ringin and texting manz when i gots my finalz comin up, ya hurrd?

akuza
April 27th, 2007, 03:51 PM
bruvski, my phonedem has been off ya gets me?

i switched it on the otha day an ting and got ur text geez.

too busy to be ringin and texting manz when i gots my finalz comin up, ya hurrd?
i hear that chum.
I have been telling people to fuck off left right and senterrr.

jus_me
April 27th, 2007, 03:56 PM
init geez.

peoples in d liberry bes makin bare noise and i bees tellin dem bitches.

hush ya mout, i gots exams dat need passin.

akuza
April 27th, 2007, 04:46 PM
init geez.

peoples in d liberry bes makin bare noise and i bees tellin dem bitches.

hush ya mout, i gots exams dat need passin.
yaaaaa maaaaaan.

DrTitty
April 27th, 2007, 04:49 PM
He Lived Up To His Name - The rise & fall of a porn tycoon, creator of the best-seller "Boob Exam Scam"

SSSash
April 27th, 2007, 06:47 PM
"How To Live Fast But Die Old"

shadyzgal08
April 27th, 2007, 06:50 PM
"Kya Boley? Rundi: The Unfortunate Bitch"

bash_mg
April 27th, 2007, 06:50 PM
In The Line Of Fire
Lmfao

zai_alam
April 28th, 2007, 04:57 AM
Idiotgenius.

And I'd use some sort of blackmail tactic and get J.K Rowling to write it.

Mr Teeny
April 28th, 2007, 05:35 AM
Don't know about my bio but this is what i want on my tombstone:

"I told you I was sick."
:neutral:

zai_alam
April 28th, 2007, 05:43 AM
Don't know about my bio but this is what i want on my tombstone:

"I told you I was sick."
:neutral:

:lol:

akuza
April 28th, 2007, 06:41 AM
Idiotgenius.

And I'd use some sort of blackmail tactic and get J.K Rowling to write it.
:rofl: genius.

shady - suits you
bash - :no:
Teeny - :lol:
sashinder - become the indian fiddy cent!
GND - :cool:

icekreamgirl12
April 28th, 2007, 06:43 AM
why i didn't die before................

akuza
April 28th, 2007, 06:45 AM
why i didn't die before................
shocking, icekream is that any different from icecream?

icekreamgirl12
April 28th, 2007, 06:49 AM
shocking, icekream is that any different from icecream?
lolz i dunno maybe and maybe not......... i mean im gonna melt myght as well now than later!

or it can be called...

why didn't i melt before!

akuza
April 28th, 2007, 06:50 AM
lolz i dunno maybe and maybe not......... i mean im gonna melt myght as well now than later!

or it can be called...

why didn't i melt before!
:wink: clever. So that's you in your sig? :naughty:

icekreamgirl12
April 28th, 2007, 06:52 AM
:wink: clever. So that's you in your sig? :naughty:
yes i it is!

Wind Walker
April 28th, 2007, 07:07 AM
why i didn't die before................
i think it wud be better u say "why i didnt melt before" ? ;-)

akuza
April 28th, 2007, 07:47 AM
yes i it is!
:naughty: hottt!

doaly69
April 28th, 2007, 07:51 AM
a thousand pudhis will morn his loss

icekreamgirl12
April 28th, 2007, 12:02 PM
:naughty: hottt!

who/what? :sarb:

akuza
April 28th, 2007, 12:46 PM
who/what? :sarb:
you/girl :kekeke:

SSSash
May 2nd, 2007, 12:06 PM
sashinder - become the indian fiddy cent!


Get rich by setting up shop? :neutral:

akuza
May 2nd, 2007, 01:57 PM
Get rich by setting up shop? :neutral:
precisely mon frere!

Rogue
May 2nd, 2007, 03:41 PM
The Tranquil Embodiment of Entropy

akuza
May 2nd, 2007, 04:36 PM
The Tranquil Embodiment of Entropy
sounds scrumdiddlyumptious how are you ms lovely? how's work?

Rogue
May 2nd, 2007, 05:57 PM
sounds scrumdiddlyumptious how are you ms lovely? how's work?
:bhapi: hey you!

i'm alright...just too much going on as always ;) but i'm just trying to keep myself occupied.

jus_me
May 2nd, 2007, 06:00 PM
bitch please you must have a mental disease.

yeah, get some gangsta rap up in der.

akuza
May 2nd, 2007, 06:00 PM
:bhapi: hey you!

i'm alright...just too much going on as always ;) but i'm just trying to keep myself occupied.
lol occupado! fruitloop milan won today :p you should be jumping for joy like me, with a cautious approach for you see I have an exam tommorow :lol:

akuza
May 2nd, 2007, 06:02 PM
bitch please you must have a mental disease.

yeah, get some gangsta rap up in der.
:rofl: bitch please I have an exam tommorow and i need to part my hair and comb my moustache!

Rogue
May 2nd, 2007, 06:04 PM
lol occupado! fruitloop milan won today :p you should be jumping for joy like me, with a cautious approach for you see I have an exam tommorow :lol:
no wonder. i was wondering why i didn't see you online! how is the preparation going? :) good luck with that, btw.

jus_me
May 2nd, 2007, 06:06 PM
:rofl: bitch please I have an exam tommorow and i need to part my hair and comb my moustache!

cutting cutting.

i will never forget that.

v must go for an icecream quand (is that the right word? :sarb: ) v finish our examens.

akuza
May 2nd, 2007, 06:07 PM
no wonder. i was wondering why i didn't see you online! how is the preparation going? :) good luck with that, btw.
preparation is slow, did well in the coursework, so not relaly fussed about the exam as i should be, I'm still in a dream world headed by amazing football pinch me i say! How've you been missy? Did you change the POV of that manager who is a bast-ard!

akuza
May 2nd, 2007, 06:08 PM
cutting cutting.

i will never forget that.

v must go for an icecream quand (is that the right word? :sarb: ) v finish our examens.
Carte D'or me up toots!
I am done next week vednes-day.

Rogue
May 2nd, 2007, 06:16 PM
preparation is slow, did well in the coursework, so not relaly fussed about the exam as i should be, I'm still in a dream world headed by amazing football pinch me i say! How've you been missy? Did you change the POV of that manager who is a bast-ard!
well, things have improved A LOT. i'm not longer in a cubicle, i have my own office and it's got a lovely view of buildings and the bay bridge over the sea. CEO has really improved the way he treats his employees, too, so i'm glad.

but yea, i've just been hanging in there going with the flow of things. when does your quarter/semester end? got any plans for the summer?

akuza
May 2nd, 2007, 06:22 PM
well, things have improved A LOT. i'm not longer in a cubicle, i have my own office and it's got a lovely view of buildings and the bay bridge over the sea. CEO has really improved the way he treats his employees, too, so i'm glad.

but yea, i've just been hanging in there going with the flow of things. when does your quarter/semester end? got any plans for the summer?
I love going with the flow, the flow is like water and going with it makes you think that you're a river.........(that's it......no more carte noire coffee!)
Working your way up in a short space of time ms. rogue trader! start a Saatchi esqe agency!!!! and sell your pieces over here :p which will lead to you travelling all over this planet we call earth! Thank God he is now bareable i see, I told you before, you just have to whomp him with your hat if he tries to get a bit shifty, WH-OM-P :p trust me it works, it's how I got my job (and no that isn't a euphemism for fornicating with an old rich woman).

I finish next week wednesday (my last exam which is 9:30am :no: ), but then I go and work for a director at one of the government offices out here for 4 months which is going to be taxing. I better head off to bed now, the whole concept of winning this football game has killed my brain, as well as my voice (my dad supports the team we beat, and everytime i screamed when we scored he'd go outside and have a cigarette) :lol:

Gnite missy, we will catch up on msn sometime for serious.

:hug:

jus_me
May 2nd, 2007, 06:22 PM
Carte D'or me up toots!
I am done next week vednes-day.

cart door?

*****r please.

i iz done on mi madres birthday day.

(15th may)

akuza
May 2nd, 2007, 06:25 PM
cart door?

*****r please.

i iz done on mi madres birthday day.

(15th may)
lol mama's and papa's wedding anniversary 3 days later, fix up sharp look

ciao, maybe on a weekend seems better.

jus_me
May 2nd, 2007, 06:31 PM
safe an dat.

stolen
May 2nd, 2007, 07:27 PM
"I bought a duck" would be mine.

"stolen" would be mine

CantThinkOfAName
May 2nd, 2007, 07:33 PM
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown in to the sea.

akuza
May 3rd, 2007, 01:50 AM
safe an dat.
:rofl: caaazie

Geezer
May 3rd, 2007, 04:46 AM
The MSN Messenger

harvey_mayway
May 3rd, 2007, 07:39 AM
\"Nazia- The RD-holic\"


:ashamed:


can i share your biography.... lol