Guys and Girls post your pick-up lines....

[Pakidoll82]

so yeh just post pick-up lines u used on the opposite sex, ones that worked and ones that blew up in ur face.... :lol:

[DasJa]

Is that ur face...or did a cow just take a shit on ur shoulders?!?

works everytime :thumrigh:

[doaly69]

didt ur dad tell u we'r engaged

[Pakidoll82]

Is that ur face...or did a cow just take a shit on ur shoulders?!?

works everytime :thumrigh:
:roflbow: :rofl: I gotta use that line :wink:

[Pakidoll82]

:bump:

[ll ReNeGaDe ll]

did you fart? cause you blew me away :eyebrow:

[Pakidoll82]

:bump:

[dayven]

what high school did u go??? hmmm really....I graduated for there 1 year before u.....always work....... :o

[shut_it_ugly]

Is that ur face...or did a cow just take a shit on ur shoulders?!?

works everytime :thumrigh:

i dont get that one

[Pakidoll82]

i dont get that oneit's a joke... he is saying that person's face looks like S***.... :no: :lol:

[sWeEtnDsOuR]

i have NEVER used pick up lines but some CHEEEESSSYYY ones i kno r...

-do u have a map? im lost in ur eyes...

-did it hurt when u fell from heaven?


lol..im brain dead...thats all i can think of rite now...

:p

[Wind Walker]

Is that ur face...or did a cow just take a shit on ur shoulders?!?

works everytime :thumrigh:
so funny dude :rofl: :rofl:
:OK:

[ll ReNeGaDe ll]

"Screw me if Im wrong, but do we know each other?"

You: Damn Girl, where you raised on a chicken farm?
Girl: ummmm.....no, why?
You: Because you suren know how to raise a cock.

[wcome2myworld]

so yeh just post pick-up lines u used on the opposite sex, ones that worked and ones that blew up in ur face.... :lol:

Today's word is 'Legs'

"LET'S SPREAD THE WORD"

[Pakidoll82]

these pick up lines are just :gay:

[sky86]

I couldnt help but notice you from there, havnt seen you around here before? where u from...........then bla bla bla......

:Pelvic2:

[LostinHollywood]

hello. I think you're hot. May I obtain your phone number?

[wcome2myworld]

these pick up lines are just :gay:

i bet i could guess your weight, if you sat on my face!!!

[sexy_kuta]

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?


i used the motel oen.. but the girl obviously knew what i ment..

i tend to find the cheesiest ones for ice breakers. if they dont laugh it usually means their a bitch and i just walk away

[cyber_satan]

can i be your fred flintstone and make your bedrock :Pelvic2:

[sexy_kuta]

hello. I think you're hot. May I obtain your phone number?

ummm ... I dunno how to say this..

ok i guess here i go...

I.. Umm. kinda lost my number.. Possibly if I could.. get yours?

Oh dammit i knew i shouldnt :blushes

[j2k339050]

Do u work at subway? cause u just gave me a footlong.

If your left leg was christmas and your right leg was new years can i visit u in between the holidays? (no i did not have the balls to use this. i admit it.)

If i told you u had a hot body would u hold it against me?

Lets play army.. u spread ur legs an ill blow the hell outta u. (didnt use this either)

:p

[j2k339050]

can i be your fred flintstone and make your bedrock :Pelvic2:



that is AWESOME. :D

[xTUSHx]

didt ur dad tell u we'r engaged

rofl

[xTUSHx]

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?


i used the motel oen.. but the girl obviously knew what i ment..

i tend to find the cheesiest ones for ice breakers. if they dont laugh it usually means their a bitch and i just walk away

good ones :p

[5jabi420]

hey beh-beh, you are being hot like garam masala :naughty:

[sexy_kuta]

good ones :p

thanks vesna :)

[Monica152]

ok but i never tried this on a guy but always wanted to

Me: Are you an alien?
Guy: No why?
Me : Cuz dat ass is out of this world
lol
thats the best i can come up with :neutral: