Sin and punishment.

[zai_alam]

If you ruled the world, what kind of punishments would you apply to various different kinds of sins?

I remember one of my mates was playing Street Fighter in our local desi video rental shop and his dad happened to walk pass and spot him through the shop window (his dad had warned him not to waste money on acrade machines previously).

Anyway, so his dad quitely walks in and takes off his shoe, creeps up behind his son and smacks his son across the back of the head with it (with the heel part) :lol:

... anyway...

For... stealing, I would apply a law which forces the guilty one to punch his/her own face in until he/she is bleeding through the nose.

[akuza]

Shooting = you get shot in the knee, and the bullet isnt removed.

[hawthamzi]

women should have a pussy that locks, incase they get sexually assaulted, they can jus lock that muvafuka in and walk him 2 da copshop.

oh, and the rapist should be raped with a bottle of JD, Square end 1st.

[zai_alam]

Shooting = you get shot in the knee, and the bullet isnt removed.

For shooting, the guilty party is made to play Russian roulette with a government maunfactured robot. And he/she has to play the game the exact number of time as he/she pulled the trigger when he committed the crime (unless he/she dies on the first go).

[jus_me]

remember in matilda where trunchball made that fat kid eat cake?

i did that once when i was little and i wasnt even sick..for all of two minutes.

i think nipple cripples by wrenches should be administered to child molesters.

[zai_alam]

remember in matilda where trunchball made that fat kid eat cake?

i did that once when i was little and i wasnt even sick..for all of two minutes.

i think nipple cripples by wrenches should be administered to child molesters.

was it the bit when trunchball calls him a 'criminal' and smashes the glass plate over the fat kids head??! :lol:

I LOVE that film. Gonna have a quick look for it on DVD on amazon.

[jus_me]

was it the bit when trunchball calls him a 'criminal' and smashes the glass plate over the fat kids head??! :lol:

I LOVE that film. Gonna have a quick look for it on DVD on amazon.

Yep, indeed it was. I love how the kids start chanting his name and he keeps stuffing it on in there, what a badman.

That film is one of my all time favourites, I have like 7 or 8 dvds in my house amongst my husband's wall of dvds (it really is a wall, shelves from the ceiling to the floor full of dvds :no: ) and that was one of the first i managed to take with me :D

I love when Matilda glues her dad's hat to his head and he has to cut it off, devito :love: