why do dudes like going down on girls?????

[LostinHollywood]

i mean ur sucking a part where women pee from so ur tasting urine and at the same time ur swalling cum plus u down grade ur self by getting on ur kness and suck the most precious thing to her.

[I.M.R.A.N]

Its a good feeling

[sexxichic2envy]

:rofl:

[superblade]

they like the taste of tuna in their mouths......

[HybridIndian]

Didnt someone already made a thread about this very same topic?

[BadFingerBoogie]

only with someone i really really have something with (which is almost never), otherwise it's beat i can imagine dudes that just do it on the reg. ewwwww.

[Ash_s2002]

Poor Parody...Taxi!

[BadFingerBoogie]

i'm talking to you muff muggin carpet munching phenoms

:Puker:

[suhailio]

Yanamean. So who died?

[LostinHollywood]

Poor Parody...Taxi!
Oh please, it was the perfect time and place.

[BadFingerBoogie]

roastbeef sandwich

hold the mayo and mustard

[ii_khushi86_ii]

Technically, you shouldn't be tasting urine unless you go down on her as soon as she gets up from the toilet seat.

[snak3]

i dont think its downgrading or anything...if she likes it..then hell yes....

[LostinHollywood]

roastbeef sandwich

hold the mayo and mustard
HAHA you done?

[LostinHollywood]

i dont think its downgrading or anything...if she likes it..then hell yes....
O_O your tongue..

[suhailio]

Technically, you shouldn't be tasting urine unless you go down on her as soon as she gets up from the toilet seat.

It's not about whether you taste it or not, it's just the thought. Urine & blood coming out of that place, then your mouth getting attached to it.

I think that's what the threadmaker is trying to say.

[21cent]

but guys dont like going down on women

[Ash_s2002]

Oh please, it was the perfect time and place.
okies, maybe it wasnt so bad, cookie?

[LostinHollywood]

okies, maybe it wasnt so bad, cookie?
yes please.

[Remember]

i mean ur sucking a part where women pee from so ur tasting urine and at the same time ur swalling cum plus u down grade ur self by getting on ur kness and suck the most precious thing to her.
Yummy.

[Ugly_Desi]

Going down on girls is such a pain. Well, first it depends on the girl...she has to be hot, clean, and depends if it serious or just temp.

Girls have it easy...a penis just sticks out...suck it..or use hands for couple of minutes...and ur done.

Guys...man...you got do quite a few things...its more work than play.

But there is a solution = 69!!!!

69 solves all the problem cause u'll be so horny that you'll eat her out like biryani.

[¤K H I L A D I¤]

jus feels real nice to pleasure a women

plus luv the taste of salt fish :)

[Ash_s2002]

yes please.
fatasss...heres a cookie :kiss:

[LostinHollywood]

It's not about whether you taste it or not, it's just the thought. Urine & blood coming out of that place, then your mouth getting attached to it.

I think that's what the threadmaker is trying to say.
Man I was just trying to make fun of that other thread.

[ii_khushi86_ii]

It's not about whether you taste it or not, it's just the thought. Urine & blood coming out of that place, then your mouth getting attached to it.

I think that's what the threadmaker is trying to say.
Actually, the threadmaker is just making a parody post.

[LostinHollywood]

Going down on girls is such a pain. Well, first it depends on the girl...she has to be hot, clean, and depends if it serious or just temp.

Girls have it easy...a penis just sticks out...suck it..or use hands for couple of minutes...and ur done.

Guys...man...you got do quite a few things...its more work than play.

But there is a solution = 69!!!!

69 solves all the problem cause u'll be so horny that you'll eat her out like biryani.

69 is great. I prefer the 9 though.

[suhailio]

Man I was just trying to make fun of that other thread.

Waste of sperm.

[LostinHollywood]

hmm.. in my opinion.. real men go down on girls.. and do it well.

[suhailio]

69 is great. I prefer the 9 though.

What about 68, a pregnant woman?

[Ugly_Desi]

69 is great. I prefer the 9 though.
lol..yeah..the 9 is the best.

But sometimes...depending on the girl...men have to go into this dark cave... :ugh:

[LostinHollywood]

they like the taste of tuna in their mouths......
Pussy doesn't taste like tuna! Girls who don't wash that area regularly smell like tuna though.

[snak3]

O_O your tongue..

usually when your in the ahem "heat of the moment" u dont care about the small stuff

[LostinHollywood]

lol..yeah..the 9 is the best.

But sometimes...dependong on the girl...we have to go into this dark cave... :ugh:
hahaha if she's loose.. yes. I wouldn't recommend going town on a whore.. you don't know what type of stds she carries.

If she's well-shaved, doesn't smell like fish, and washes that area regularly.. it wouldn't be so bad woould it?

[Ugly_Desi]

hmm.. in my opinion.. real men go down on girls.. and do it well.
Real men get a blowjob and then slap that hoe back to her corner in the kitchen.


.

[BadFingerBoogie]

What about 68, a pregnant woman?
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=208311

[LostinHollywood]

usually when your in the ahem "heat of the moment" u dont care about the small stuff
true. Very very true.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

i mean ur sucking a part where women pee from so ur tasting urine and at the same time ur swalling cum plus u down grade ur self by getting on ur kness and suck the most precious thing to her.

Screw that shit ... I'm never doing that even if i'm drunk as eff

[suhailio]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=208311

I wouldn't.

[Ugly_Desi]

hahaha if she's loose.. yes. I wouldn't recommend going town on a whore.. you don't know what type of stds she carries.

If she's well-shaved, doesn't smell like fish, and washes that area regularly.. it wouldn't be so bad woould it?
Girls wont understand. Going into an internal cave is very....just observe face ---> :ugh:

Then you got the clitoris...the g-spot...blah blah...its work.

Penis is so easy...its sticking out...nothing hidden...and just suck it. I mean...its like us men have done half the work for you. You should be thankful!

[muslimbeauty06]

its nasty

[BadFingerBoogie]

I wouldn't.

i would :yes:

[LostinHollywood]

Screw that shit ... I'm never doing that even if i'm drunk as eff
haha, going down on a woman is the least you could do for her.

She's the one who has the babies (the process of birth kills), periods (and the pains to go with it), pms, menopause, thousands of years of discrimination, pressure from the media to look "good", etc.

[LostinHollywood]

Girls wont understand. Going into an internal cave is very....just observe face ---> :ugh:

Then you got the clitoris...the g-spot...blah blah...its work.

Penis is so easy...its sticking out...nothing hidden...and just suck it. I mean...its like us men have done half the work for you. You should be thankful!
WHAT!
I am pretty sure it's much easier to eat pussy. It's a flat surface with a little hole in it.. just lick it.. you don't have to put your whole mouth into it

[Mr_MaSaLa]

haha, going down on a woman is the least you could do for her.

She's the one who has the babies (the process of birth kills), periods (and the pains to go with it), pms, menopause, thousands of years of discrimination, pressure from the media to look "good", etc.

Thats her JOB to have babies and look "good" ... but sticking my precious tongue down there? ... hell no, i'll stick with the finger

[LostinHollywood]

What about 68, a pregnant woman?
umm that's hot.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

Girls wont understand. Going into an internal cave is very....just observe face ---> :ugh:

Then you got the clitoris...the g-spot...blah blah...its work.

Penis is so easy...its sticking out...nothing hidden...and just suck it. I mean...its like us men have done half the work for you. You should be thankful!

WERD

[vikownethu]

lol, this thread smells of fish.

[LostinHollywood]

Thats her JOB to have babies and look "good" ... but sticking my precious tongue down there? ... hell no, i'll stick with the finger
what kind of woman will stick with you? Not a very smart one to tell you the truth.

[chingchingching]

I can understand WHY guys would not want to go down on girls.. cos it's internal

but whos asking you to do it for every girl, just someone who you've been with for a while and know shes clean.. and washes it after peeing - etc etc

[Mr_MaSaLa]

what kind of woman will stick with you? Not a very smart one to tell you the truth.

Trust me they do .... I keep the hopes up ;)

[muslimbeauty06]

why does rd always think about sex would u do this would u do that?

[LostinHollywood]

I can understand WHY guys would not want to go down on girls.. cos it's internal

but whos asking you to do it for every girl, just someone who you've been with for a while and know shes clean.. and washes it after peeing - etc etc
yes, girls don't expect it on a one night stand.. if you have been with each other for a good amount of time, it's wonderful to pleasure your partner.

[LostinHollywood]

why does rd always think about sex would u do this would u do that?
Because RD consists of mostly desis. And desis are very horny people.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

why does rd always think about sex would u do this would u do that?

Pretty nasty sister, i agree

[LostinHollywood]

Its a good feeling
^^^

Real Man.

[Ugly_Desi]

WHAT!
I am pretty sure it's much easier to eat pussy. It's a flat surface with a little hole in it.. just lick it.. you don't have to put your whole mouth into it
HELL NO. Im sure its much easier to suck a penis (not that i've ever tried...or am planning on it :ugh: )

The main reason is cause the guys have to use the tongue alot (ofcourse not like a penis), but it gets tiring licking and inserting...after couple of minutes. Tongue is pretty weak muscle.

For girls, sucking doesnt require a tongue (u can use it if u like) but its in and out of the mouth...use some hands if you want to cheat.

Plus...guys are usually orgasm faster than girls. Which is good for u ladies.

You girls have it so easy :no:

[LostinHollywood]

HELL NO. Im sure its much easier to suck a penis (not that i've ever tried...or am planning on it :ugh: )

The main is cause the guys have to use the tongue alot (ofcourse not like a penis), but it gets tiring...after couple of minutes. Tongue is pretty weak muscle.

While sucking you dont need a tongue...just in and out of the mouth...use some hands if you want to cheat.

You girls have it so easy :no:

you are going to get so much shit for just saying that.

But anyways, I would think giving a blow job would be far more difficult mainly because:

1). it sticks out, and if he's big and expects deep throat you're screwed.

2). neck muscles are weak too.

3). penises are ugly. pussies are pretty. I win.

[Miz Jatti]

Give head to get ahead. :Peace:

[Mr_MaSaLa]

Give head to get ahead. :Peace:

I always get some without giving any ;-)

[Mr_MaSaLa]

you are going to get so much shit for just saying that.

But anyways, I would think giving a blow job would be far more difficult mainly because:

1). it sticks out, and if he's big and expects deep throat you're screwed.

2). neck muscles are weak too.

3). penises are ugly. pussies are pretty. I win.

Pussies are pretty ONLY in imagination ... reality is far off ... and wet as hell

[Ugly_Desi]

you are going to get so much shit for just saying that.

But anyways, I would think giving a blow job would be far more difficult mainly because:

1). it sticks out, and if he's big and expects deep throat you're screwed.

2). neck muscles are weak too.

3). penises are ugly. pussies are pretty. I win.

1) Desi guys rarely have it big. You are looking at 5 inches average. Yeah yeah...im sure some desi guys will brag about having 5+....blah blah...but majority is around 5 inches. Now dont go suck a black cock..lol

2) Neck muscle > Tongue muscle. You cant even compare the 2.

3) Are you kidding me...a vagina is the ugliest thing to look at. I dont even want to get into it.

I win. :cool:

[.:[TIGA]:.]

mobb depp - Give it to me!!! ;)

[LostinHollywood]

Pussies are pretty ONLY in imagination ... reality is far off ... and wet as hell
if she's shaved it's not that ugly.

[LostinHollywood]

1) Desi guys rarely have it big. You are looking at 5 inches average. Yeah yeah...im sure some desi guys will brag about having 5+....blah blah...but majority is around 5 inches. Now dont go suck a black cock..lol

2) Neck muscle > Tongue muscle. You cant even compare the 2.

3) Are you kidding me...a vagina is the ugliest thing to look at. I dont even want to get into it.

I win. :cool:

Once you get a girl who you really care about.. you'll do it. Trust me.

[chingchingching]

In conclusion, if you're talking about a long term relationship: guys shouldn't expect any if they're not prepared to give any.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

if she's shaved it's not that ugly.

Yea ... but I'd call it something other than "pretty"

[LostinHollywood]

Yea ... but I'd call it something other than "pretty"
sexy?

[LostinHollywood]

In conclusion, if you're talking about a long term relationship: guys shouldn't expect any if they're not prepared to give any.
well-summarized.

[MoonChildChick]

Um...you guys are so bored:rofl:

[Mr_MaSaLa]

sexy?

Something along that line ..

[.:[TIGA]:.]

1) Desi guys rarely have it big. You are looking at 5 inches average. Yeah yeah...im sure some desi guys will brag about having 5+....blah blah...but majority is around 5 inches. Now dont go suck a black cock..lol

2) Neck muscle > Tongue muscle. You cant even compare the 2.

3) Are you kidding me...a vagina is the ugliest thing to look at. I dont even want to get into it.

I win. :cool:
5,6??? talk foryaself u tiny lil noodles..
Real men got Guns.

[LostinHollywood]

Um...you guys are so bored:rofl:
I am so procrastinating right now.

[ProxDJ]

There is a perfectly logical explanation:

1. A girl will tell her girl friends about some of the intimate things
2. If you are a guy you eat her pussy
3. She will brag with her girl friends
4. Her girl friends will tell her... "oh he is a keeper"
5. She is brain washed that you are a keeper
6. You get to eat her pussy more and fuck her brains out
7. You are a happy man cuz you happen to like eating pussy

:p

[Mr_MaSaLa]

In conclusion, if you're talking about a long term relationship: guys shouldn't expect any if they're not prepared to give any.

That IS one of my nightmares ...

[LostinHollywood]

Something along that line ..
haha..

well dicks are just ugly.. no matter what you do to them.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

haha..

well dicks are just ugly.. no matter what you do to them.

Yeah, thats why yaa'll try to hide them in your mouth all the time ...

[LostinHollywood]

There is a perfectly logical explanation:

1. A girl will tell her girl friends about some of the intimate things
2. If you are a guy you eat her pussy
3. She will brag with her girl friends
4. Her girl friends will tell her... "oh he is a keeper"
5. She is brain washed that you are a keeper
6. You get to eat her pussy more and fuck her brains out
7. You are a happy man cuz you happen to like eating pussy

:p
ahhahahahahaha

[Ugly_Desi]

Once you get a girl who you really care about.. you'll do it. Trust me.
I will do it...not saying i wont.

But we do have it harder...so have pity on us. :(

[LostinHollywood]

Yeah, thats why yaa'll try to hide them in your mouth all the time ...
umm duh.

[LostinHollywood]

I will do it...not saying i wont.

But we do have it harder...so have pity on us. :(
no you don't. I will not pity a man. I am a feminist narcissist.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

umm duh.

I was being sarcastic :neutral:

[sexxichic2envy]

i dont think its downgrading or anything...if she likes it..then hell yes....
:love: Spoken like a real man.

[AnGel_PyAr]

Its a good feelingwow ur hawt!

[Ugly_Desi]

:.']5,6??? talk foryaself u tiny lil noodles..
Real men got Guns.
Haha...majority is around 5. Ofcourse some people will be more and some less.

.

[x_xamzx_x]

rofl at this thread...:werd: though

[Ugly_Desi]

no you don't. I will not pity a man. I am a feminist narcissist.
I will never eat a feminist pussy....thats just immoral. :ugh:

.

[chutney whore]

There is a perfectly logical explanation:

1. A girl will tell her girl friends about some of the intimate things
2. If you are a guy you eat her pussy
3. She will brag with her girl friends
4. Her girl friends will tell her... "oh he is a keeper"
5. She is brain washed that you are a keeper
6. You get to eat her pussy more and fuck her brains out
7. You are a happy man cuz you happen to like eating pussy

:p

if you look at your pic really quickly, you kinda look like Nick Lachey :|

[Mr_MaSaLa]

wow ur hawt!

Did I ever mention I LOVE TO GIVE HEAD?

[LostinHollywood]

I was being sarcastic :neutral:
so was I.

[LostinHollywood]

:love: Spoken like a real man.
werd.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

so was I.

Doesn't matter if WE give some or not, yaa'll feel good GIVING some ...

[Miz Jatti]

Did I ever mention I LOVE TO GIVE HEAD?


:roflbow:



you'll be lucky to escape with a punch to YOUR head with a comment like that to her



:roflbow:

[LostinHollywood]

Doesn't matter if WE give some or not, yaa'll feel good GIVING some ...
wtf
most girls hate giving head.. and the ones who like giving head are either

1). in love

2). nasty bitches

[Mr_MaSaLa]

:roflbow:



you'll be lucky to escape with a punch to YOUR head with a comment like that to her



:roflbow:

Hey, I'll take my chances :D

[Mr_MaSaLa]

wtf
most girls hate giving head.. and the ones who like giving head are either

1). in love

2). nasty bitches

Talk for YOURSELF, girls LOVE to play with guy's schlong all the freakin' time.

[LostinHollywood]

Talk for YOURSELF, girls LOVE to play with guy's schlong all the freakin' time.
then you've been with a lot of sluts in your day.

[AnGel_PyAr]

Did I ever mention I LOVE TO GIVE HEAD? R U BY any chance stupid?
i aint going down on no bitch ok

[AnGel_PyAr]

:roflbow:



you'll be lucky to escape with a punch to YOUR head with a comment like that to her



:roflbow::lol:

[medena06]

wtf
most girls hate giving head.. and the ones who like giving head are either

1). in love

2). nasty bitches

most girls DONT hate giving head. ure just on the verge of becoming a quasi feminist lesbo. :D

I dont blame men for not wanting to go down on us. vaginas are ugly, squid like looking things :ugh: no reason to bitch about it though.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

then you've been with a lot of sluts in your day.

And the girl who loves to GET some head is simply NOBLE and HONORABLE and a BHARTIYA-NAARI?

[Mr_MaSaLa]

most girls DONT hate giving head. ure just on the verge of becoming a quasi feminist lesbo. :D

I dont blame men for not wanting to go down on us. vaginas are ugly, squid like looking things :ugh: no reason to bitch about it though.

WERD .... thank youuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Miz Jatti]

:lol:


:rockon:

[Mr_MaSaLa]

R U BY any chance stupid?
i aint going down on no bitch ok

LoL , relax chief ... i was jk

[Miz Jatti]

R U BY any chance stupid?
i aint going down on no bitch ok


Mr Masala --- i did warn ya. :shame:

[AnGel_PyAr]

:rockon:tera na ke haan kuriye

[LostinHollywood]

most girls DONT hate giving head. ure just on the verge of becoming a quasi feminist lesbo. :D

I dont blame men for not wanting to go down on us. vaginas are ugly, squid like looking things :ugh: no reason to bitch about it though.
lmao. I think so.

I think girls just get talked into it because guys want it so bad.

Pussies aren't the prettiest thing, I'll admit but dicks are ugly too, and they smell bad.

[AnGel_PyAr]

LoL , relax chief ... i was jkok fine ahahah


:uh:

[Mr_MaSaLa]

Mr Masala --- i did warn ya. :shame:

Its all good ... hota hai, chalta hai, duniya hai

[LostinHollywood]

And the girl who loves to GET some head is simply NOBLE and HONORABLE and a BHARTIYA-NAARI?
of course.

[AnGel_PyAr]

lmao. I think so.

I think girls just get talked into it because guys want it so bad.

Pussies aren't the prettiest thing, I'll admit but dicks are ugly too, and they smell bad.:rofl:

[Mr_MaSaLa]

lmao. I think so.

I think girls just get talked into it because guys want it so bad.

Pussies aren't the prettiest thing, I'll admit but dicks are ugly too, and they smell bad.

How can penis smell?

Like we just piss from their ... thats it ... none there that would stink ...

unless if you've only been with skanks

[-sgt-]

lmao. I think so.

I think girls just get talked into it because guys want it so bad.

Pussies aren't the prettiest thing, I'll admit but dicks are ugly too, and they smell bad.

nythin smellz bad if u dnt clean em often!

[Mr_MaSaLa]

of course.

I smell DOUBLE-STANDARDS there ...

BJs are more HONORABLE since it shows the guy how obedient his wife is ... while giving a girl one would be disgracing


(course i'm kidding)

[LostinHollywood]

How can penis smell?

Like we just piss from their ... thats it ... none there that would stink ...

unless if you've only been with skanks
hmm I meant the balls.

Balls smell of sweat. Gross sweat.

I guess penises and pussies are ugly but people go through great lengths to pleasure their loved ones.

Plus, if you do something a lot you get used to it and don't mind it as much later on. So get used to eating pussy motherfucker. The end.

[AnGel_PyAr]

How can penis smell?

Like we just piss from their ... thats it ... none there that would stink ...

unless if you've only been with skankslisten if pus _ y can smell so can d _ ck

[LostinHollywood]

nythin smellz bad if u dnt clean em often!
they would be fine if you washed em every hour

[AnGel_PyAr]

hmm I meant the balls.

Balls smell of sweat. Gross sweat.

I guess penises and pussies are ugly but people go through great lengths to pleasure their loved ones.

Plus, if you do something a lot you get used to it and don't mind it as much later on. So get used to eating pussy motherfucker. The end.haha wow!

[_Menace_]

Didnt someone already made a thread about this very same topic?

yes me but its ok she doesn't know that imitation is the highest form of flattery, and I must say, I'm quite flattered. :)
OR
she might be copying that cityguy dude... :sarb:

[Mr_MaSaLa]

hmm I meant the balls.

Balls smell of sweat. Gross sweat.

I guess penises and pussies are ugly but people go through great lengths to pleasure their loved ones.

Plus, if you do something a lot you get used to it and don't mind it as much later on. So get used to eating pussy motherfucker. The end.

I feel sorry for your man ... he gotta get "used" to "it"

[-sgt-]

they would be fine if you washed em every hour
well u certainly know wat ur talkin abt

[Miz Jatti]

tera na ke haan kuriye



:mrhappy: Inder



masala munda fassaliya oi hoi!!! :naughty:

[w1ld]

i mean ur sucking a part where women pee from so ur tasting urine and at the same time ur swalling cum plus u down grade ur self by getting on ur kness and suck the most precious thing to her.
I can only answer if you will let me experience it

[Mr_MaSaLa]

listen if pus _ y can smell so can d _ ck

Pus_y smells cuz yaa'll a lot of "other" stuff comes out of it ... with penis, its just pee

[LostinHollywood]

I feel sorry for your man ... he gotta get "used" to "it"
he got used to it after 2 days. Plus he never did it to his ex which is great because that means I have great _ _ _ _ _.

[Miz Jatti]

Its all good ... hota hai, chalta hai, duniya hai


haha nice attitude.


koyi aur line maaro .. shayad second time round result ho jaye :naughty:

[LostinHollywood]

well u certainly know wat ur talkin abt
haha. hey f u.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

they would be fine if you washed em every hour

Goddyum !!! "Every hour" !!! ... shit i would need another girl for that job ...

[babyboeing]

It's not about whether you taste it or not, it's just the thought. Urine & blood coming out of that place, then your mouth getting attached to it.

I think that's what the threadmaker is trying to say.

and what if ur a veg.. wud doing that make u non - veg :rolleyes:

[-sgt-]

haha. hey f u.
now now

yes ... i know the truth hurtz.

[Ugly_Desi]

Some girls just are in denial.

Pussies tend to smell more cause they are internal...closed cave...which is moist. Also...like masala said..lots of things come out of a pussy.....blood, mucus, piss, and its moist cause of the internal trapped dark cave.

And its easier to clean a dick than an internal cave.

DICK > PUSSY

Guys win! :cool:

[Mr_MaSaLa]

he got used to it after 2 days. Plus he never did it to his ex which is great because that means I have great _ _ _ _ _.


AS I SAID, I feel sorry for him :p

[suhailio]

and what if ur a veg.. wud doing that make u non - veg :rolleyes:

:neutral:

[ProxDJ]

if you look at your pic really quickly, you kinda look like Nick Lachey :|
all i need to do is eat Jessica's Pussy :p

[AnGel_PyAr]

:mrhappy: Inder



masala munda fassaliya oi hoi!!! :naughty:oh yaar woh tho bahut eeasy hai

baath ko chodo


:rofl: im so kidding lol

[Mr_MaSaLa]

haha nice attitude.


koyi aur line maaro .. shayad second time round result ho jaye :naughty:


LOL ... naahh its k ... i already got my hands full ...

[AnGel_PyAr]

Pus_y smells cuz yaa'll a lot of "other" stuff comes out of it ... with penis, its just peelol ok

[MoonChildChick]

:rofl: This thead is still going...


Alright here's the deal, women suck dick and men lick pussy when you're in a relationship. It's a I'll do it for you if you do it for me kinda thing. If not, well then no oral perid. End of thead move on!

[Mr_MaSaLa]

:rofl: This thead is still going...


Alright here's the deal, women suck dick and men lick pussy when you're in a relationship. It's a I'll do it for you if you do it for me kinda thing. If not, well then no oral perid. End of thead move on!

you didn't tell us HOW to do "it"

[Mr_MaSaLa]

lol ok

OOohh good ... at least YOU got it

[LostinHollywood]

now now

yes ... i know the truth hurtz.
well of course I am joking most of the time I am posting on this site. You don't know my e-personality yet so you shouldn't assume things. Fart face.

[Ugly_Desi]

:rofl: This thead is still going...


Alright here's the deal, women suck dick and men lick pussy when you're in a relationship. It's a I'll do it for you if you do it for me kinda thing. If not, well then no oral period. End of thead move on!
No no no...guys have a choice of declining...but its a must for a girl.

Thats how it is since the beginning of time.

[MoonChildChick]

you didn't tell us HOW to do "it"
Be creative and don't bite

[Mr_MaSaLa]

No no no...guys have a choice of declining...but its a must for a girl.

Thats how it is since the beginning of time.

Tru that bro

[-sgt-]

well of course I am joking most of the time I am posting on this site. You don't know my e-personality yet so you shouldn't assume things. Fart face.

dnt giv a rats ass abt your e-personality ... ( if there is such a thing :sarb: )

[LostinHollywood]

Some girls just are in denial.

Pussies tend to smell more cause they are internal...closed cave...which is moist. Also...like masala said..lots of things come out of a pussy.....blood, mucus, piss, and its moist cause of the internal trapped dark cave.

And its easier to clean a dick than an internal cave.

DICK > PUSSY

Guys win! :cool:
WTF. Pussies bleed for a week in the month at most. Then they're done. Plus pussies are self-cleansing.. dicks are just ugly pieces of skin stickin out from between a man's legs.

Iwin.kthx.

[LostinHollywood]

dnt giv a rats ass abt your e-personality ... ( if there is such a thing :sarb: )
Okay then why are you responding to my posts?

admitit.youloveme.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

Be creative and don't bite

Why not BITE? :sarb:

[LostinHollywood]

No no no...guys have a choice of declining...but its a must for a girl.

Thats how it is since the beginning of time.
What the fuck?

I am done with this thread.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

What the fuck?

I am done with this thread.

Thats right, RUN AWAY YOUR LITTLE P_ _ _ _

[-sgt-]

Okay then why are you responding to my posts?

admitit.youloveme.

well the fact that this is a forum, the main aim is to respond to other pplz opinions, so im just voicing out mine.

[LostinHollywood]

Thats right, RUN AWAY YOUR LITTLE P_ _ _ _
Hmm.. Ok now im definitely leaving.

[suhailio]

:rofl: This thead is still going...


Alright here's the deal, women suck dick and men lick pussy when you're in a relationship. It's a I'll do it for you if you do it for me kinda thing. If not, well then no oral perid. End of thead move on!

That's hardly EVER the case, really. That's what all girls love to say to prove to people that they also wear the pants in the relationship, but no. Most girls give head without the guys returning the favour because they are too scared to ask. Very few would probaly get the favour returned (And that's only if the guy is a fan of muff-diving).

[Mr_MaSaLa]

Hmm.. Ok now im definitely leaving.

LOL ... ayy relax ... k i take it back ....

[AnGel_PyAr]

OOohh good ... at least YOU got it:rollseyes:

[Mr_MaSaLa]

:rollseyes:


hey hey hey ! you can't do that to me ... i'll tell you man to beat you up !

[Existentialist]

I doubt many of these pussy-hating men know where a clitoris is in the first place. The more sexually experienced guys who can pleasure their women to the fullest know that it is integral in sex. Give and take. I think the only men [that i've come across]* who generally hate this is some desi men on RD for some retarded reason, girls do wash, something some guys might like doing once in awhile.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

I doubt many of these pussy-hating men know where a clitoris is in the first place. The more sexually experienced guys who can pleasure their women to the fullest know that it is integral in sex. Give and take. I think the only men who generally hate this is some desi men on RD for some retarded reason, girls do wash, something some guys might like doing once in awhile.

Well, I never really completely axed it out ... it will be done once every blue moon ...

[Ugly_Desi]

WTF. Pussies bleed for a week in the month at most. Then they're done. Plus pussies are self-cleansing.. dicks are just ugly pieces of skin stickin out from between a man's legs.

Iwin.kthx.
Only 1 week? U make it sound its 1 minute. 1 week every month is alot. :ugh:

And you really dont know what 'self cleaning' means....its more of protective substance that gets rid of crap...it doesnt mean your pussy will smell like rose water.

Penis is just skin...like washing a face...all external...no hidden agenda or surprises. :p

[thereaSon]

It's an act of satisfying the special other.

[sexxichic2envy]

I doubt many of these pussy-hating men know where a clitoris is in the first place. The more sexually experienced guys who can pleasure their women to the fullest know that it is integral in sex. Give and take. I think the only men [that i've come across]* who generally hate this is some desi men on RD for some retarded reason, girls do wash, something some guys might like doing once in awhile.
:werd: and :lol:

[sexxichic2envy]

I think it's moreso that desi guys are insecure because they don't know HOW to do it... and doing it and having the girl NOT orgasm is a super hit to their ego....so instead of manning up and admitting they have no skill in that area, they make an excuse of it smelling, not liking the taste, etc... (kind of like some of the guys in this thread)

[suhailio]

I think it's moreso that desi guys are insecure because they don't know HOW to do it... and doing it and having the girl NOT orgasm is a super hit to their ego....so instead of manning up and admitting they have no skill in that area, they make an excuse of it smelling, not liking the taste, etc... (kind of like some of the guys in this thread)

That's a whole new story. But it makes sense.

[Existentialist]

Well, I never really completely axed it out ... it will be done once every blue moon ...

I see, I just saw a bunch of people fighting like the 3rd grade saying dicks are better than vaginas hence deserve oral.

The pussy is clean because it has a self cleaning mechanism that constantly flushes out toxins. If you don't wash of course it will stink, hence hygeine. Same applies to guys. Some guys also have stinky cum even though they are clean.

Besides why should you men complain, most of your heads popped out of your mother's vaginas and you all turned out just fine (?)

[sexxichic2envy]

That's a whole new story. But it makes sense.
:yes:

[Ugly_Desi]

Funny how girls come up with nice excuses like 'guys dont know what to do'.....or 'they are not real men if they dont go down'....or 'cant get any'....lol

Whatever keeps your vagina's moist.

lol

[sexxichic2envy]

Funny how girls come up with nice excuses like 'guys dont know what to do'.....or 'they are not real men if they dont go down'....or 'cant get any'....lol

Whatever keeps your vagina's moist.

lol
you proved my point.


*REAL MEN EAT PUSSY*

[Mr_MaSaLa]

I see, I just saw a bunch of people fighting like the 3rd grade saying dicks are better than vaginas hence deserve oral.

The pussy is clean because it has a self cleaning mechanism that constantly flushes out toxins. If you don't wash of course it will stink, hence hygeine. Same applies to guys. Some guys also have stinky cum even though they are clean.

Besides why should you men complain, most of your heads popped out of your mother's vaginas and you all turned out just fine (?)

Goddddyummm !!! I'm sooooo sorrry ... i just called my gf to come down at my place RIGHT NOW !!! i swear, even before she could say "HI"... i'll be down in her skirt ...

happy?

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

it's a part of life...... :D

[Menace_2_societY]

guys don't like going down on girls :neutral:
its nastii =| they do it to return the favour of a blow job and not make the girl feel like a ho :neutral:

[suhailio]

Funny how girls come up with nice excuses like 'guys dont know what to do'.....or 'they are not real men if they dont go down'....or 'cant get any'....lol

Whatever keeps your vagina's moist.

lol

You are what you eat, you pussy.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

it's a part of life...... :D

Yes, a very BEAUTIFUL ... WET part of life.

[sexxichic2envy]

btw- do you fellas think your sweaty balls smell nice?

[snak3]

:love: Spoken like a real man.

ive never met a pussy i didnt like :lol:

[Ugly_Desi]

you proved my point.

*REAL MEN EAT PUSSY*
hahaha...nice slogan for the feminist.

Too bad more dicks are being sucked than vaginas licked.

[Existentialist]

I think it's moreso that desi guys are insecure because they don't know HOW to do it... and doing it and having the girl NOT orgasm is a super hit to their ego....so instead of manning up and admitting they have no skill in that area, they make an excuse of it smelling, not liking the taste, etc... (kind of like some of the guys in this thread)

I was gonna say that too but I thought it was best to give them the benefit of the doubt :lol:

Sex isn't a contest, anyways the less they pleasure their girl just reflects badly upon them, now I know why women fake orgasms. I really don't get their way of thinking, it's immature.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

btw- do you fellas think your sweaty balls smell nice?

NO, thats why we keep it CLEAN down there

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

Yes, a very BEAUTIFUL ... WET part of life.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow:

[sexxichic2envy]

ive never met a pussy i didnt like :lol:
:cuddle:

[thereaSon]

btw- do you fellas think your sweaty balls smell nice?


Don't give head when they are sweating?

[Ugly_Desi]

You are what you eat, you pussy.
lol....that was an anti-feminist post i made....didnt seem like u registered it.

[suhailio]

btw- do you fellas think your sweaty balls smell nice?

Well, do they?

[sexxichic2envy]

hahaha...nice slogan for the feminist.

Too bad more dicks are being sucked than vaginas licked.
oh wow. so because i think men should eat pussy i'm a feminist? Errr try again!

Too bad your dick doesn't fall into the majority of those being licked.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow:

:)

ps. Is that YOU on the left side?

[thereaSon]

By the way, whether you like it or not, the balls are gonna sweat while you give head anyway. :lol:

[suhailio]

lol....that was an anti-feminist post i made....didnt seem like u registered it.

I was kidding geez.

[sexxichic2envy]

NO, thats why we keep it CLEAN down there
........and that's why girls do the same. (some)

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

:)

ps. Is that YOU on the left side?
i'm male!!! :p :p :p

[Existentialist]

btw- do you fellas think your sweaty balls smell nice?

Stinky cum either, some spunk just tastes nasty too. I think they should try their own.

[Ugly_Desi]

oh wow. so because i think men should eat pussy i'm a feminist? Errr try again!
Yep. Feminist tend to put a man's masculinity at test for their little mind games. Doesnt work really...whatever keeps ur folks happy.

Too bad your dick doesn't fall into the majority of those being licked.
Awww....u tried to hurt my e-dick's feelings. You are such a naughty girl.

Dorks.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

........and that's why girls do the same. (some)


OK, I never said you girls don't ...

Penis just LOOK clean (and are too) ... Vaginas DON'T look clean and all that ... ummm WETNESS ... kinna hinders the guy to go down there ...

[Existentialist]

oh wow. so because i think men should eat pussy i'm a feminist? Errr try again!

Too bad your dick doesn't fall into the majority of those being licked.
LOL, exactly what I mean. You tell them how to satisfy us, that makes us feminists :kekeke:

Oh snap, this makes my morning.

[Ugly_Desi]

I was kidding geez.
Just making sure :p

[Mr_MaSaLa]

i'm male!!! :p :p :p

WTF ... ok ... bro, donchu think you need to chose some other color for your sig then pink ? Kinna gives the rong idea cuz of that pretty lady on the left u knoe ? :)

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

WTF ... ok ... bro, donchu think you need to chose some other color for your sig then pink ? Kinna gives the rong idea cuz of that pretty lady on the left u knoe ? :)
so don't follow ur dick then...... :p :p :p :Pelvic2:

[sexxichic2envy]

I was gonna say that too but I thought it was best to give them the benefit of the doubt :lol:

Sex isn't a contest, anyways the less they pleasure their girl just reflects badly upon them, now I know why women fake orgasms. I really don't get their way of thinking, it's immature.
:werd: and :werd:

[Mr_MaSaLa]

so don't follow ur dick then...... :p :p :p :Pelvic2:

Its all satan's whispering

[Ugly_Desi]

OK, I never said you girls don't ...

Penis just LOOK clean (and are too) ... Vaginas DON'T look clean and all that ... ummm WETNESS ... kinna hinders the guy to go down there ...
werd.

Not only that....that 'wetness' can smell...which is nothing to do with cleanliness. :ugh:

.

[suhailio]

Stinky cum either, some spunk just tastes nasty too. I think they should try their own.

Just some?, You either love it or you hate it.

[sexxichic2envy]

LOL, exactly what I mean. You tell them how to satisfy us, that makes us feminists :kekeke:

Oh snap, this makes my morning.
Exactly!! It's only because they have no better comebacks. They can't own up.. and the funny thing is it's mainly desi guys who really complain...

they they wonder why their women 'just lay there'

[Mr_MaSaLa]

werd.

Not only that....that 'wetness' can smell...which is nothing to do with cleanliness. :ugh:

.

and the wetness is freaking THICK as HELL !!! ...

[sexxichic2envy]

werd.

Not only that....that 'wetness' can smell...which is nothing to do with cleanliness. :ugh:

.
Wow. I actually pity you guys because i don't know what kind of girls you've been with.........but body juices shouldn't STINK.... :ugh:

[Menace_2_societY]

vagina juice is nastii =|thats just plain and simple
and it stinks like rotten fish MAN if a guy licks a pussy out that is just wrong :neutral:

[Ugly_Desi]

and the wetness is freaking THICK as HELL !!! ...
Yeah...like goo :ugh:

Thats why majority of guys dont go down but majority of guys get their dick sucked.

Basically, its a man's world...if a girl wants to be a part of this world...then you better suck dicks.

[Ugly_Desi]

Wow. I actually pity you guys because i don't know what kind of girls you've been with.........but body juices shouldn't STINK.... :ugh:
Dont pity me...pity the girls who have that smell. Some girls even go to the extent of changing their diet hoping the smell disappears/changes.

.

[Mr_MaSaLa]

Yeah...like goo :ugh:

Thats why majority of guys dont go down but majority of guys get their dick sucked.

Basically, its a man's world...if a girl wants to be a part of this world...then you better suck dicks.

Suck it ! whether u like it or not ! :p

[LostinHollywood]

vagina juice is nastii =|thats just plain and simple
and it stinks like rotten fish MAN if a guy licks a pussy out that is just wrong :neutral:
not if you've been with a clean girl.

[LostinHollywood]

This thread is getting real nasty. I like it.

[Ugly_Desi]

Suck it ! whether u like it or not ! :p
That should be the slogan for all women!! loool

"Suck it! Whether you like it or not!" :p


.

[sexxichic2envy]

vagina juice is nastii =|thats just plain and simple
and it stinks like rotten fish MAN if a guy licks a pussy out that is just wrong :neutral:
Stop messing with those Spanish girls with 3 babies and cornrolls and you may find a girl who doesn't reak of a Chinese fish market

[Ugly_Desi]

This thread is getting real nasty. I like it.
Yeah....nasty like a vagina :p


.

[sexxichic2envy]

Dont pity me...pity the girls who have that smell. Some girls even go to the extent of changing their diet hoping the smell disappears/changes.

.
:ugh: I do.

[Existentialist]

Just some?, You either love it or you hate it.

Let's say some guys have "fishy" cum.

[Ugly_Desi]

vagina juice is nastii =|thats just plain and simple
and it stinks like rotten fish MAN if a guy licks a pussy out that is just wrong :neutral:
You are a very smart lad. Dont listen to those pussies..lol

"A real man doesn't go down, he gets it sucked!".

.

[suhailio]

Let's say some guys have "fishy" cum.

I wouldn't know, but thanx for letting me know. Even though i thought that was only the case with Bengali guys.

[Existentialist]

Exactly!! It's only because they have no better comebacks. They can't own up.. and the funny thing is it's mainly desi guys who really complain...

they they wonder why their women 'just lay there'

You can separate the sexually inexperience boys from the experienced men here.

[LostinHollywood]

Isn't a woman's smell supposed to turn a guy on?

[khanbaba_]

I wouldn't know, but thanx for letting me know. Even though i thought that was only the case with Bengali guys.
l 0 l :neutral:

[snak3]

Isn't a woman's smell supposed to turn a guy on?

i dunno about others......but it def is a turn on....

[Existentialist]

I wouldn't know, but thanx for letting me know. Even though i thought that was only the case with Bengali guys.

Haha.

It's apart of their biology, they can't help it if their cum tastes bad and stinks. Many men* are oblivious to what their cum tastes like. Apparently pineapple juice makes it tastes sweeter? I don't know. Not all guys have this problem, just as not all girls don't smell like fish down there.

[Angelos]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww


haram thread.

[Existentialist]

Isn't a woman's smell supposed to turn a guy on?

I don't think these guys have had any pussy to know they're acting third grade, "ooh cooties."

Or maybe they're latent homosexuals :think:
In that case they can suck each other's cocks because it's more "beautifuller"

[suhailio]

Haha.

It's apart of their biology, they can't help it if their cum tastes bad and stinks. Many man are oblivious to what their cum tastes like. Apparently pineapple juice makes it tastes sweeter? I don't know. Not all guys have this problem, just as not all girls don't smell like fish down there.

I guess.

But variety is the spice of life, sometimes it's fish, sometimes it's............nothing.

[Ugly_Desi]

Isn't a woman's smell supposed to turn a guy on?
It depends what type of smell.

Some smell real bad :ugh:

[Existentialist]

I guess.

But variety is the spice of life, sometimes it's fish, sometimes it's............nothing.

It is, at least you hold some common sense, credit to you dude.

[suhailio]

It is, at least you hold some common sense, credit to you dude.

No problem.

[vikownethu]

vagina juice is nastii =|thats just plain and simple
and it stinks like rotten fish MAN if a guy licks a pussy out that is just wrong :neutral:

*Stand back*

14 year old pimps comin thru..

http://forums.ratedesi.com/memberpics/171866_thumb.jpg

[LostinHollywood]

I don't think these guys have had any pussy to know they're acting third grade, "ooh cooties."

Or maybe they're latent homosexuals :think:
In that case they can suck each other's cocks because it's more "beautifuller"
haha seriously. They should try it.. they would cry afterwards.

[LostinHollywood]

*Stand back*

14 year old pimps comin thru..

http://forums.ratedesi.com/memberpics/171866_thumb.jpg
ahahahhahaa

[suhailio]

*Stand back*

14 year old pimps comin thru..

http://forums.ratedesi.com/memberpics/171866_thumb.jpg

ROFL.

[superblade]

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"Lick it before you stick it"


-Mahatma Ghandi


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[superblade]

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"Tongue slap the asian pearls...she would be most grateful"

-Dali Lama



.

[superblade]

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"Eat the poon with a spoon"


-Pope Benedict XVI


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[LostinHollywood]

.

"Lick it before you stick it"


-Mahatma Ghandi


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AHHAHA OMG.

[LostinHollywood]

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"Eat the poon with a spoon"


-Pope Benedict XVI


.
ok that's just nasty.

[suhailio]

"It stinks like Fish".

- All the boys @ RD.

[Chevere]

isn't it a turn on when you hear a girl being satisfied by something your doing? going down on a girl and giving head are pleasuring for both people but for one person it's more of a mental stimulant while for the person receiving it's a physical. and guys that don't go down on girls but receive head, you should feel inadequate as men and very selfish. shame.

[LostinHollywood]

isn't it a turn on when you hear a girl being satisfied by something your doing? going down on a girl and giving head are pleasuring for both people but for one person it's more of a mental stimulant while for the person receiving it's a physical. and guys that don't go down on girls but receive head, you should feel inadequate as men and very selfish. shame.
Hi. You're awesome.

[yaniB.]

i mean ur sucking a part where women pee from so ur tasting urine and at the same time ur swalling cum plus u down grade ur self by getting on ur kness and suck the most precious thing to her.


:ugh: no

[princess*]

PUSSSSSSSYY POWERRRRRR :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: