Is there a single malayali female out there?

[**bambina**]

slim, average height, long hair, smart, dresses well, must have nice legs. must be between 20 - 25.

i know a young, handsome, soon to be doctor that might be interested in you!

if your shy to post pics, pm them to me.


i am being serious.

[**bambina**]

idk
but anu's a malu female
i forgot her user name though :neutral:

is she single and hot and intellegent?

[bad_cheque]

slim, average height, long hair, smart, dresses well, must have nice legs. must be between 20 - 25.

i know a young, handsome, soon to be doctor that might be interested in you!

if your shy to post pics, pm them to me.


i am being serious.
"Is there a singlemalayali female out there?"

I think Princess Ligi might fit the bill.

But depends on what his religion etc is,

[**bambina**]

"Is there a singlemalayali female out there?"

I think Princess Ligi might fit the bill.

But depends on what his religion etc is,


hes hindu.

and no, i dont think hes interested in her. i had offered.

[WonkaBear]

bambina... find me a larki while ur at it :p

[bad_cheque]

hes hindu.

and no, i dont think hes interested in her. i had offered.
Ok what caste?

Anyway there are not too many Hindu malu girls in the US.

He is better off in keralamatrimony,com

[**bambina**]

bambina... find me a larki while ur at it :p


one at a time!!

aunty bambina dedicates herself to a man at a time.

[PakiRican]

why you cant get someone who is mixed?

[**bambina**]

Ok what caste?

Anyway there are not too many Hindu malu girls in the US.

He is better off in keralamatrimony,com


hes south indian, from Madhras... well his family is anyways.

i will mention it to him.

[**bambina**]

why you cant get someone who is mixed?

why are u offereng?

he actually doesnt find desi girls attractive, but he says malayali girls does it for him.

[WonkaBear]

why you cant get someone who is mixed?

shaadi me! :cuddle:

[Fight_Tibet]

bad_cheque...

[**bambina**]

:rofl:
have you seen bharatmatrimony in general
i was shocked to see like 80 yr olds on there

if the chick is mayalali, i think 80yr old will do too.

[bad_cheque]

:rofl:
have you seen bharatmatrimony in general
i was shocked to see like 80 yr olds on there
lol..they must have put it as a joke.

To be honest, I have never been to any matrimony site.

[**bambina**]

wait i know another one!!
but i dont think she's slim anymore :neutral:
she's super smart and her criteria is "he has to have read these books..." and she wrote and published a book when she was 8 and it won an award

it was so funny
we went to a pooja and her mom was giving everyone her phone #
she's like 23 i think


she can lose the wieght!!!

hook me her number!

[**bambina**]

lol..they must have put it as a joke.

To be honest, I have never been to any matrimony site.

liar!!!

[bad_cheque]

wait i know another one!!
but i dont think she's slim anymore :neutral:
she's super smart and her criteria is "he has to have read these books..." and she wrote and published a book when she was 8 and it won an award

it was so funny
we went to a pooja and her mom was giving everyone her phone #
she's like 23 i think
Please :D



But she sounds like a proud domineering type lol

[**bambina**]

Please :D



But she sounds like a proud domineering type lol

back off, i am booking this one!

[**bambina**]

i have her parents # i think
not hers


gimme :D

[Ash_s2002]

me :rolleyes:

[bad_cheque]

liar!!!
No. Honest!

Trust me :D

[bad_cheque]

back off, i am booking this one!
Like I have a chance :ashamed:

[**bambina**]

me :rolleyes:

he doesnt like your picture.

[**bambina**]

No. Honest!

Trust me :D

i bet you have looked!

[**bambina**]

Like I have a chance :ashamed:

awww :hug:

tell me what kinda girl u want, i'll find you one too.

oh btw, this guy i am talking about, posts on RD :D

[bad_cheque]

awww :hug:

tell me what kinda girl u want, i'll find you one too.

oh btw, this guy i am talking about, posts on RD :D
Well I am avoiding the issue with my parents.

Do you want me to avoid you?

Well if he posts here, he has kept his maluness hidden. That would be tall order for me.

[Ash_s2002]

he doesnt like your picture.
why not

[bad_cheque]

yea i made one w/ my cousin on their cause we were looking for my kaka and it said you must be a member to veiw more profiles so we made a funny one
Some guys make one to test the market :lol:

[bad_cheque]

i bet you have looked!
Honestly no! I am kind of weird. There are things I won't do until I decide to do. Not even a look.

[bad_cheque]

like you?
Refer above.

[krazii aqqie]

ermmm. i'm malu.

but i dont fit the criteria. sorry. :neutral:

[bad_cheque]

Krazie_Aggie


She was his target. hahaha :rofl:

Don't be shy dude!!

[bad_cheque]

ermmm. i'm malu.

but i dont fit the criteria. sorry. :neutral:
What criteria do you not fit?

Age I guess...

[**bambina**]

Well I am avoiding the issue with my parents.

Do you want me to avoid you?

Well if he posts here, he has kept his maluness hidden. That would be tall order for me.


no, dont avoid me. i can convince your parents your gay. :D

hes not malu :D

[**bambina**]

its in my mom's phone book which is in her bag which is in her car and my brother took her car to his violin class so i'll pm it too you in a while

good. thanks.

[krazii aqqie]

What criteria do you not fit?

Age I guess...

:yes:


and im not slim. :(

[**bambina**]

why not

your hair isnt long enough, plus he prefers you in the far right pose u got going on in your sig.

[krazii aqqie]

&& who is this guy !?

you've got me all curious now.





malu guys on her i know:

bad_cheque
prat

:neutral:

[**bambina**]

ermmm. i'm malu.

but i dont fit the criteria. sorry. :neutral:

he thinks your very nice.

[krazii aqqie]

he thinks your very nice.

who is he !!???!!!???

:mad:
















you've got me more curious than CURiOUS GEORGE !!!

[**bambina**]

Krazie_Aggie


She was his target. hahaha :rofl:

Don't be shy dude!!

now that hes seen her hes gonna make her his target

[**bambina**]

who is he !!???!!!???

:mad:


you've got me more curious than CURiOUS GEORGE !!!

for the last time, HE IS NOT MALU!!!!!!!!

[djscandalouz]

slim, average height, long hair, smart, dresses well, must have nice legs. must be between 20 - 25.

i know a young, handsome, soon to be doctor that might be interested in you!

if your shy to post pics, pm them to me.


i am being serious.

Depends where he's from... There are many in the area and my profession ( IT )

[krazii aqqie]

for the last time, HE IS NOT MALU!!!!!!!!

oh.. i didnt know.







:ashamed:









well, who is he anywho?

[bad_cheque]

&& who is this guy !?

you've got me all curious now.





malu guys on her i know:

bad_cheque
prat

:neutral:
I wouldn't be looking here :D

[WonkaBear]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f295/WonkaBear/duckhuntpredator.gif

[krazii aqqie]

I wouldn't be looking here :D

aw man. it isn't you.


i had my hopes all up high. :(

[djscandalouz]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f295/WonkaBear/duckhuntpredator.gif
Make a HOT DOG of that irritating dawg

[ewwwww]

moi.....

[bad_cheque]

moi.....
You are a malu too? :sarb:

[ewwwww]

You are a malu too? :sarb:
yep

[bad_cheque]

yep
Interesting!

[ewwwww]

Aren't you half something else?
no...im 100% mallu

[bad_cheque]

no...im 100% mallu
will you do frandshib with me?

[ewwwww]

will you do frandshib with me?
lolll....poda :p

[Linda88]

lol aha

[bad_cheque]

lolll....poda :p
nalla kuttikal cheetha vilikilla...

njan mindoola!

[ewwwww]

nalla kuttikal cheetha vilikilla...

njan mindoola!
mindande irinao....nyan nalla kutti annu

[Linda88]

nalla kuttikal cheetha vilikilla...

njan mindoola!
eda bad cheque...pinnem line adiquano

[bad_cheque]

mindande irinao....nyan nalla kutti annu
You know malayalam. :cool:

where is aggie? We can have a sammelanam!! :D

[bad_cheque]

eda bad cheque...pinnem line adiquano
njan oruthennum.....moonu penkuttikalum....


kolamakum :|

[Linda88]

lol ahha anwyyz im out, had to say hi to the malus in here ....i have a stupid socio midterm tomr =( then reading week yay!! which is the american spring break haha lol

tata everyonee...

goodbye bad_cheque moneeee

[ewwwww]

You know malayalam. :cool:

where is aggie? We can have a sammelanam!! :D
lol.....i havnt spoken mal in a looong time but yea when i used to live at home my parents used to watch mallu channels 24/7 lol, Mallu soaps just crack me up.

[~*ZainaB*~]

YES LINDA88 ...but i think she likes me!
;)



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




u like living in ur little dream world dont u :p

[bad_cheque]

lol ahha anwyyz im out, had to say hi to the malus in here ....i have a stupid socio midterm tomr =( then reading week yay!! which is the american spring break haha lol

tata everyonee...

goodbye bad_cheque moneeee
Good luck.


PS: I am quite older than you :D

[Linda88]

Good luck.


PS: I am quite older than you :D

i call everyone mone and mole...domnt ask im weird

[krazii aqqie]

You know malayalam. :cool:

where is aggie? We can have a sammelanam!! :D


oooo oooo here i am. here i am. :dance:

[Linda88]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




u like living in ur little dream world dont u :p



lol

[bad_cheque]

lol.....i havnt spoken mal in a looong time but yea when i used to live at home my parents used to watch mallu channels 24/7 lol, Mallu soaps just crack me up.
it seems you have been on RD for a long time.

I never liked those serials. They were annoying. Thankfully we had a separate TV. :|

[Linda88]

oooo oooo here i am. here i am. :dance:
halloo im mallu too, juss wanted to say hii..byebye

[bad_cheque]

i call everyone mone and mole...domnt ask im weird
You must be the female version of Mohanlal.

[bad_cheque]

oooo oooo here i am. here i am. :dance:
welcome welcome.

btw kore naal ivide kaanan illayirinello....???

[krazii aqqie]

what's mole?
my dance teacher calls a lot of people that

really translates into daughterrr.

&& mone = son.

but people call just about everyone mole.

[krazii aqqie]

welcome welcome.

btw kore naal ivide kaanan illayirinello....???

njan kulikan poyatha. :neutral:


well actually over the summer & the past few months. i was busy.

summer - i was in india. & then i had a huge 17th party here to plan.
& then school started & then SATs & college applications.&& i also got a job. so yeah.

[Linda88]

You must be the female version of Mohanlal.
yesyes im mohini lal lol how corny....i have a feeling rd wont lve me alone...darn midterm lol

[bad_cheque]

njan kulikan poyatha. :neutral:
:rofl:

thanne kure naalayittu kaananillayirunnu...for months?

[bad_cheque]

yesyes im mohini lal lol how corny....i have a feeling rd wont lve me alone...darn midterm lol
poyi padikku penne!

Good luck. Don't mess up your midterms.

[Linda88]

poyi padikku penne!

Good luck. Don't mess up your midterms.


yes yes...tata for one final time...and pls ask mr tamil to shut up :mad:

[bad_cheque]

njan kulikan poyatha. :neutral:


well actually over the summer & the past few months. i was busy.

summer - i was in india. & then i had a huge 17th party here to plan.
& then school started & then SATs & college applications.&& i also got a job. so yeah.
Cool!

Maybe you can go to A&M :D

[krazii aqqie]

Cool!

Maybe you can go to A&M :D

ugh. you give me nightmares.


i already wanna kill the starters of that friggin university. :no:

:mad:


but i applied to penn state; univ. of illinois; rider; montclair.


got into montclair & rider so far. dunno about penn state / univ. of il.

waiting to hear from psu to decide. :no:

[bad_cheque]

ugh. you give me nightmares.


i already wanna kill the starters of that friggin university. :no:

:mad:


but i applied to penn state; univ. of illinois; rider; montclair.


got into montclair & rider so far. dunno about penn state / univ. of il.

waiting to hear from psu to decide. :no:
Why not Rutgers?

or the ones in NYC and NY?

[bad_cheque]

;) ;)
At least tone it down a bit. You are scaring them away.

[krazii aqqie]

AGGIES!!
woot woot!!!

i wanna kill you.

:squint:

:chainsaw:

[krazii aqqie]

Why not Rutgers?

or the ones in NYC and NY?


eh. i hate rutgers. don't feel like spending the next 4 years with practically the same people i went to high school with. and plus it didn't have my major.

eh. i was thinking about NYU but too fast paced of a school. i would like to live there one day, but just not for college.

and i didnt find any other schools that intrigued me, i guess.

[krazii aqqie]

why?

AGGIES ALL THE WAY!!!

STOP supporting TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITY, you....

:squint:

[Obsidian]

there are other malus here? besides me?:rofl:

:wavey:

[krazii aqqie]

there are other malus here? besides me?:rofl:

:wavey:

i didn't know you were malu. :neutral:

who bit your butt

YOU did

[bad_cheque]

there are other malus here? besides me?:rofl:

:wavey:
Et tu?

There seems to be a lot of malus here.

Maybe we are just low-profile about maluness :|

[krazii aqqie]

let's make a whole new malu thread.

:yes:

i'm gonna go do it now.


you sexy malus better be in there to you're gonna be squarreee. :squint:

[Obsidian]

lol @ that white guy in your signhuh?:dunno:

[krazii aqqie]

if you're malu ... ENTER !! (http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=210965)

...

you can enter if you just love us malus so dearly much, too. :yes:

[**bambina**]

ok everyone

the guy is DRUMLINE.

i am taking bids as from now. $1000 is the start.

[bad_cheque]

ok everyone

the guy is DRUMLINE.

i am taking bids as from now. $1000 is the start.
Make a new thread for him.

[**bambina**]

Make a new thread for him.

why? this is good enough, dont ya think?

[bad_cheque]

why? this is good enough, dont ya think?
whatever you say! :|

Isn't he tamil? They are always eyeing our girls. :mad:

[BKnight]

slim, average height, long hair, smart, dresses well, must have nice legs. must be between 20 - 25.

i know a young, handsome, soon to be doctor that might be interested in you!

if your shy to post pics, pm them to me.


i am being serious.

My left boob is saggy..does that makes me malayali? do I qualify for this doc? am done with this eng crap! bleh! :thumbdow:

[**bambina**]

drumline?!
o wow

bids for what?

i dunno, i just wanna make some money out of this!

[WonkaBear]

Bitch! Find me a hot single pahadi girl NOW!!! Im goin to india in a week and people have already found one. Im scared... :tears:

[**bambina**]

whatever you say! :|

Isn't he tamil? They are always eyeing our girls. :mad:

yep.

[**bambina**]

Bitch! Find me a hot single pahadi girl NOW!!! Im goin to india in a week and people have already found one. Im scared... :tears:

lol.. ok your next, seriously.

[**bambina**]

lol
where's drumline?

on his way home.

[WonkaBear]

lol.. ok your next, seriously.

but before u know it. i will call u saying "Bambina ji... im engaged... i dunno what i did. But it involved some bhang and whiskey, and a pretty girl... "


:(

[**bambina**]

but before u know it. i will call u saying "Bambina ji... im engaged... i dunno what i did. But it involved some bhang and whiskey, and a pretty girl... "


:(

u might live happily ever after!!

i best be invited to the wedding!

[BKnight]

:slap:

:ashamed:

[**bambina**]

from where :sarb:

dinner.

[WonkaBear]

u might live happily ever after!!

i best be invited to the wedding!

u dont even come visit me while im in the worst shit hole ever. u prolly wouldnt come to me shaadi.

and now... EVERYBODY is pushin for me to get married...

:tears:

[BKnight]

:bhapi:

go away! :hand: you mock my saggy boob!..... :(

[**bambina**]

u dont even come visit me while im in the worst shit hole ever. u prolly wouldnt come to me shaadi.

and now... EVERYBODY is pushin for me to get married...

:tears:

i will come to your shaadi, well if you invite me, i seriously will!

[BKnight]

i will come to your shaadi, well if you invite me, i seriously will!

will u come to my bachelor party? bfr "me shadi"? ...... that is off course when I will SERIOUSLY invite you? han? han?

[**bambina**]

will u come to my bachelor party? bfr "me shadi"? ...... that is off course when I will SERIOUSLY invite you? han? han?

i will, as long you have strippers there. i like to watch.

[Drumline]

:rofl:

ok, i got home in one piece.

So where are the prospective women? :rofl:

[Drumline]

Haha it was you all along? Damn, I should have known it was you when she mentiond "doctor"? :sarb:

lol caught me red handed.

But it wasn't my idea to make the thread :razz:

[Drumline]

Hey, I was fooled. Slap me for being stereotypical, but I was under the idea that it was a Malu guy looking for a Malu chick..and you're Tamil, right? :Oops:

yes.

Hey bambina only said i was south indian......the word malu was never mentioned :lol:

[Drumline]

I know..it showed how stereotypical I was being. :(

its ok, i forgive you

Huggles :hug:

[Drumline]

but have you found a malu girl in this thread who you like? :dunno:

dunno, nobody really came forward.

All this happened while i was out at dinner. Bambi is responsible for this lol

[Drumline]

oh crap..i didn't catch this..darn.

:rofl:

[Drumline]

Is this true Drumline? I thought you didn't discriminate. :scratch:

lol bambi was using artistic license, i like all brown girls. :wink:

[vgirl]

lol. my friend fits your criteria.
cept, she doesnt post here. and well, her family wants her to marry a malu

...
if ur interested in intelligent, slim, tamil girls i can probably be of service in finding you an australian bride. lol

[**bambina**]

Is Bambi for sale?

SaT

no!!!

but Drumline is, to malu girls only.

[**bambina**]

lol bambi was using artistic license, i like all brown girls. :wink:

you specified!!!

[**bambina**]

Darn it!

SaT

if i was, would u bid?

[**bambina**]

Would it be worth my while? :squint:

SaT

you e-know me, what do you think?

[**bambina**]

Har-d'E'-har.

SaT

SaT, do you know any malu girls?

[**bambina**]

I don't know any girls. :dunno:

I know guys with female like breasts?

SaT

how? :neutral:

[**bambina**]

How to the first or second part of my post?

SaT

second. i just want to know how u know they are female like. remember, what u see is not always what u get. :neutral:

[**bambina**]

Excess fat and too much alcohol gives you saggy boobs. I guess you haven't seen Borat and the infamous hotel scene? Borat's friend really had feminine tits. It was actually both intriguing and disturbing at the same time.

SaT

not all females have boobs like that :hand:

i have seen borat!

:rofl:

[**bambina**]

I think most females would kill to have perfectly formed tits like that!

SaT

:lol:

i wouldnt!!! i am happy with mine.

[**bambina**]

As am I.

:naughty:

SaT

:eyebrow:

good to know!

[Drumline]

you specified!!!

:wink:

yeah, but i still like all brown girls.

[Drumline]

lol. my friend fits your criteria.
cept, she doesnt post here. and well, her family wants her to marry a malu

...
if ur interested in intelligent, slim, tamil girls i can probably be of service in finding you an australian bride. lol

:o

hook me up :naughty:

[**bambina**]

:wink:

yeah, but i still like all brown girls.

ok u like all brown girls, but u want a malu girl.

get your butt away from your laptop!!!!

[Drumline]

ok u like all brown girls, but u want a malu girl.

get your butt away from your laptop!!!!

I'm literally shoving breakfast down my throat, without chewing. :hyper:

[**bambina**]

I'm literally shoving breakfast down my throat, without chewing. :hyper:

dont choke! otherwise i'll have to call a doc to save the doc!

and i dont want you throwing up on me either.