* Valentine's sex guide for girls *

[poojasxy]

By DAVE MASTERS
FEBRUARY 14, 2007

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GIVE your fella a Valentine's Day he will NEVER forget - by following TV bonk boffin Tracey Cox's sizzling sex advice.

She has come up with an X-rated hour-by-hour plan to guarantee a fab Feb 14 this year.

Her exclusive guide for Sun readers, below, starts from the moment you get up until you hop back into bed at night.

Tracey told us: "OK, so it's a little ambitious to cram this all into 24 hours.

"But as you'll see, it's entirely possible to think about sex and nurture your sex life at any time of the day - not just while you're together!"


7am
Dress for work like it's a strip club. Put on a super sexy bra and knickers, stockings and suspenders, under your unassuming office clothes. This will keep you and your man focused on sex throughout the entire day.

8am
Write an erotic note describing how hot your last sex session was. Slip it inside his wallet so he gets a nice surprise when he's buying lunch.

9am
Kiss goodbye as you both head off to work. But none of that air-kiss rubbish. I mean a good, thorough, deep delicious snog to end all snogs.

10am
Text your partner one sentence of a fantasy and get them to text back the next line. Keep going back and forth until you've finished the fantasy - or your boss is breathing down your neck.

If you want to suggest trying something new but aren't sure how your partner will feel, making it part of the fantasy is a good testing ground.

11am
Make a list of the ten favourite things your partner does to you. You can be a bit sneaky with this one and make it instructional. 'I love it when you play with my breasts when we're kissing', might refer to the one solitary time he did that, but he'll certainly get the hint to do it a lot more in the future.

Noon
Nip out for a coffee and take a quick detour to buy some gourmet goodies you can eat with your fingers, along with a treat like chocolates. This isn't the day for M&S sandwiches.

1pm
Depending on where you work and your cash situation, either meet at home for lunch or hire a cheap or posh hotel - both have their appeal.

Even if you've got as little as thirty minutes, don't underestimate what a bout of quick, urgent sex and sharing sensual food can do for your relationship.

It feels naughty nipping off from work to have sex in your lunch hour and has an affair type feel, minus the tummy-turning guilt.

2pm
Buy an erotic calendar and scribble a selection of sexual treats on various dates when you plan to deliver. 'Hi, honey, I'm home' will take on a whole new flavour.

3pm
Testosterone peaks for both men and women at around 3pm, so if you didn't have a sexy hook-up at lunchtime and you work close by, sweetly offer to buy coffee for the office and turn it into a chance to briefly meet your man (I really am going to get you sacked aren't I)!

A coffee shop will do, but a park is better. If there are lots of people about, sit innocently on a bench and talk dirty to each other.

4pm
Make a list of ten new things you'd like to try over the next three months, then write down what you need to turn them in to reality. If you've written 'spanking,' you might need to buy a whip or paddle or invest in a book on the topic.

5pm
Call or text your partner to tell them how much you adore being with them and how much happier you are with them in your life. The most effective foreplay appeals to both our emotive and sexual sides.

6pm
Once you're home, go online and buy an erotic book or sex toy. Shopping via the internet means you can check out everything that takes your fancy without worrying what people think.

7pm
Pour a glass of champagne each and climb in to the bubble bath together. The idea is to get in the habit of doing sensual things together as well as sexual.

8pm
Instead of going straight to a restaurant for dinner, divert to a bar or place you've never been before for a pre-dinner drink. New surroundings help keep our senses stimulated and give us something to talk about.

9pm
Move on to a restaurant with long tablecloths for dinner. This is where a floaty dress/no knickers ensemble comes into its own. He starts by innocently putting one hand on her thigh under the table, while you inch forward to make it possible for him to reach you.

Some people are so good at this they can have a conversation with the waiter without stopping. Others, like me, get all embarrassed and flustered and end up ordering nine-inch instead of 9oz steaks.

10pm
When you get home you should both be so aroused that further foreplay isn't necessary. Shut the door behind you, rip off your clothes and have intercourse across a table/on the floor/against a wall.

Make sure it's a position you haven't tried before or in a place you've never done it.

11pm
Think it's all over because you've nodded off? This doesn't necessarily mean sex is over. I'm kidding, right? Well, sexpert Dr Glenn Wilson sees nothing wrong with a guy having sex with his partner while she's asleep, with her permission of course.

Midnight
Get into the spoon position, murmur 'I love you' then pass out. If you haven't already.

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[AnGel_PyAr]

:Pelvic2: pooja

[HybridIndian]

Wtf?!?!?

[21cent]

10am
Text your partner one sentence of a fantasy and get them to text back the next line. Keep going back and forth until you've finished the fantasy - or your boss is breathing down your neck.

If you want to suggest trying something new but aren't sure how your partner will feel, making it part of the fantasy is a good testing ground.

its 10cents a text thats alot of money not worth it

[Fight_Tibet]

hi pooja..i know its a guide for girls..i'm just comin in say to hi..

[Mav]

Wow, how stupid an article.
And as if - GIVE it - like doing men a fucking favor.
Good luck.

[jigga man23]

DaYYm... Now the real question will a girl go over all that damm work for her man? :sarb:

[bedouindreamer]

its 10cents a text thats alot of money not worth it

Said like someone called 21cent..............

[poojasxy]

im only doing one task tommorow and its....

10pm
When you get home you should both be so aroused that further foreplay isn't necessary. Shut the door behind you, rip off your clothes and have intercourse across a table/on the floor/against a wall.

:Pelvic2:

[*CUTIEE*]

having sex with your partner while their asleep, eh? :lol:

[poojasxy]

having sex with your partner while their asleep, eh? :lol:no he sleeps at midnight. hopefully. :dunno:

[AnGel_PyAr]

im only doing one task tommorow and its....


:Pelvic2:make a movie? show us?

:Pelvic2:

[poojasxy]

its 10cents a text thats alot of money not worth itoh dont be cheap. texting ur gurl "i wanna **** ur bains out" dont cost a happy meal even. plus it will make her knickers moist.

[PaiN infLictioN]

:bored:

[A lil Crazy]

id rather do all that on a day other then Valentines day.

[*CUTIEE*]

no he sleeps at midnight. hopefully. :dunno:no not you lol. I was just saying generally.

[la_bele_dame]

Stuff I might try with my modifications to it
7am
Dress for work like it's a strip club. Put on a super sexy bra and knickers, stockings and suspenders, under your unassuming office clothes. (maybe take a pic and send it to him)



11am
Make a list of the ten favourite things your partner does to you. You can be a bit sneaky with this one and make it instructional. 'I love it when you play with my breasts when we're kissing', might refer to the one solitary time he did that, but he'll certainly get the hint to do it a lot more in the future. ( definitely love this idea - the best time to tell him what i love )





4pm
Make a list of ten new things you'd like to try over the next three months, then write down what you need to turn them in to reality. If you've written 'spanking,' you might need to buy a whip or paddle or invest in a book on the topic. (oh m soooooooooooo going to do that - but i think i might do it with him ....... this way we both can get out ideas together)

5pm
Call or text your partner to tell them how much you adore being with them and how much happier you are with them in your life. (gonna be doing this the whole day...... )


8pm
Gonna cook for him.......... we are actually having a double date with my roomie n her bf.......

so its gonna be fun n romantic

10pm
You should both be so aroused that further foreplay isn't necessary.Rip off your clothes and have intercourse across a table/on the floor/against a wall.

Make sure it's a position you haven't tried before or in a place you've never done it.

11pm
Think it's all over because you've nodded off? This doesn't necessarily mean sex is over. I'm kidding, right? Well, sexpert Dr Glenn Wilson sees nothing wrong with a guy having sex with his partner while she's asleep, with her permission of course.

Midnight
Get into the spoon position, murmur 'I love you' then pass out. If you haven't already.

[PreciousPari]

*sigh* Its of no use to me until March. I'll print it out and take it with me to NY ;)

[NinjaPanther]

Its rather sad that you girls need a guide to actually know all this. :no:

[poojasxy]

Its rather sad that you girls need a guide to actually know all this. :no:excuse me? as if we are suppose to innately KNOW how to be pleasure bots for men? sorry. being a temptress takes a lot of study. :hand:

[thereaSon]

*TV HOST MODE*


So kids, in reality, these acts never happen. But if you want to have a great fantasy while reading the above mentioned passages, then simply do so.


Sex should be great because its you and your partner, not because some Doctor tells you so. :lol:

[thereaSon]

excuse me? as if we are suppose to innately KNOW how to be pleasure bots for men? sorry. being a temptress takes a lot of study. :hand:


Sometimes it's in the blood. ;)

[poojasxy]

Stuff I might try with my modifications to it
7am
Dress for work like it's a strip club. Put on a super sexy bra and knickers, stockings and suspenders, under your unassuming office clothes. (maybe take a pic and send it to him)



11am
Make a list of the ten favourite things your partner does to you. You can be a bit sneaky with this one and make it instructional. 'I love it when you play with my breasts when we're kissing', might refer to the one solitary time he did that, but he'll certainly get the hint to do it a lot more in the future. ( definitely love this idea - the best time to tell him what i love )





4pm
Make a list of ten new things you'd like to try over the next three months, then write down what you need to turn them in to reality. If you've written 'spanking,' you might need to buy a whip or paddle or invest in a book on the topic. (oh m soooooooooooo going to do that - but i think i might do it with him ....... this way we both can get out ideas together)

5pm
Call or text your partner to tell them how much you adore being with them and how much happier you are with them in your life. (gonna be doing this the whole day...... )


8pm
Gonna cook for him.......... we are actually having a double date with my roomie n her bf.......

so its gonna be fun n romantic

10pm
You should both be so aroused that further foreplay isn't necessary.Rip off your clothes and have intercourse across a table/on the floor/against a wall.

Make sure it's a position you haven't tried before or in a place you've never done it.

11pm
Think it's all over because you've nodded off? This doesn't necessarily mean sex is over. I'm kidding, right? Well, sexpert Dr Glenn Wilson sees nothing wrong with a guy having sex with his partner while she's asleep, with her permission of course.

Midnight
Get into the spoon position, murmur 'I love you' then pass out. If you haven't already.wow. ur doing a lot more than i would. im thinking of buying sum flavoured lubricant after work tommorow tho. that n im doin 10 o clock & callin it a day.

[Existentialist]

I would do it if I had a worthy test dummy.

[PaiN infLictioN]

I would do it if I had a worthy test dummy.
i volunteer :waveyN:

[la_bele_dame]

wow. ur doing a lot more than i would. im thinking of buying sum flavoured lubricant after work tommorow tho. that n im doin 10 o clock & callin it a day.
well its a try.....if i remember i will definitely do it...... i like some of the ideas

all i m definitely doing is cooking for him ....(best way to get to his heart/pants is thru is stomach)

[Existentialist]

i volunteer :waveyN:

Okay you can help me cook and clean too.

[PaiN infLictioN]

Okay you can help me cook and clean too.
only thing i'm cleanin is you :yum:

[Existentialist]

only thing i'm cleanin is you :yum:

I'll have a gun on stand by :|

[Fight_Tibet]

im only doing one task tommorow and its....


:Pelvic2:
god..sorry..i just came in for a peek...you are :nuts: my stranger freind...

[PaiN infLictioN]

I'll have a gun on stand by :|
but the only gun that'll go off is mine :naughty:....lolll :lol:

[Existentialist]

but the only gun that'll go off is mine :naughty:....lolll :lol:

Okay I admit you have good sexual come backs, but we're not talking about the same gun kutta/kutti! :squint:

[PaiN infLictioN]

Okay I admit you have good sexual come backs, but we're not talking about the same gun kutta/kutti! :squint:
:Owned:



now ya got no choice but to give it up :buttsex:

[NinjaPanther]

excuse me? as if we are suppose to innately KNOW how to be pleasure bots for men? sorry. being a temptress takes a lot of study. :hand:

That's the point that I am trying to convey. You dont NEED to study to be a temptress. It should be innate in you, and should come from you yourself if you love your partner that much.

Otherwise its all too bookish. :no:

[poojasxy]

only thing i'm cleanin is you :yum:Oral Techniques

The Lick

Leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed, try licking her from vaginal entrance up to her clit and following the outer edges of her vagina along both sides. Repeating this technique going up and down and vice versa can be a great opener.

Labial Hold

While holding the two parts together with your lips, run your tongue between the inner and outer labia one side at a time.

Tongue Intercourse

The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside. Target them with your tongue by inserting it into her vaginal opening. Techniques are pretty limited due to the length of your tongue, but try moving your tongue in and out, as well as in circles around the inside of her opening.

The Flick

Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. With your tongue pointed, gently flick your tongue around her clitoris. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clitoris, as it is the most sensitive. This drives some women wild, and others find it to too intense. When stimulating her clit make sure to start out gently if you aren’t sure how she likes it. When you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstasy or pain. The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e., very wet). These are more intense techniques, and may be too intense for some women, even when nearing orgasm.

The Clitoris Suck



Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pull back her hood. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck; pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like tormenting her – but don’t overdo it! We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction when starting out.

The Clitoris Hold

Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.

The Tongue Tube

Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, forget about it because it is genetic and you can't learn it). This technique works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris. Slide it back-and-forth; in effect, your tongue is doing something similar to a woman's vagina around a man's penis. This is likely to bring any woman over the edge to an explosive orgasm.

ABC’s

Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. Learn her favorite letters and the orders that work the best!

Other Tips

A good lover’s hands never stop moving, so keep exploring, insert a finger, or massage her thighs while you perform.

You can also try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed or blown to add extra stimulation.

Having a mint in your mouth while you are performing cunnilingus can also improve your results. The mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance.

Exercises

To be able to perform for extended periods of time, there are a number of exercises that can be used to strengthen the muscles in your mouth. Here are a few tongue exercises and positions for performing cunnilingus:

Exercise 1:

Stick your tongue as far out of your mouth as possible, and then try to touch your nose. Once you are in this position, hold the same muscle groups still and begin moving your tongue around. Practice in sets, moving the tongue clockwise, counterclockwise, and up and down.

Exercise 2:

With a loose jaw, point your tongue while simultaneously trying to keep your tongue in constant contact with the top and bottom your mouth. Once you are in this position, practice moving your tongue in and out of your mouth. For the more advanced student, try keeping your mouth closed and circling your tongue around inside of it, while of course, maintaining position. An extension to the advanced exercise is trying to dissolve a lifesaver held in your teeth from the inside out.

Exercise 3:

Stick your tongue straight out of your mouth, trying to keep your tongue flat and relaxed. Slowly, while holding the position, practice curling the wide tip of the tongue upward, downward and side-to-side. Practice in five sets of ten, holding each move for 2 seconds.

Exercise 4:

Keep your tongue relaxed and open your mouth. Move your tongue in and out of your mouth forwards and in both directions. Practice in five sets of twenty.

source - http://www.sexinfo101.com/pw_cunnilingus.shtml (http://www.sexinfo101.com/pw_cunnilingus.shtml)

[21cent]

Oral Techniques

The Lick

Leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed, try licking her from vaginal entrance up to her clit and following the outer edges of her vagina along both sides. Repeating this technique going up and down and vice versa can be a great opener.

Labial Hold

While holding the two parts together with your lips, run your tongue between the inner and outer labia one side at a time.

Tongue Intercourse

The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside. Target them with your tongue by inserting it into her vaginal opening. Techniques are pretty limited due to the length of your tongue, but try moving your tongue in and out, as well as in circles around the inside of her opening.

The Flick

Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. With your tongue pointed, gently flick your tongue around her clitoris. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clitoris, as it is the most sensitive. This drives some women wild, and others find it to too intense. When stimulating her clit make sure to start out gently if you aren’t sure how she likes it. When you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstasy or pain. The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e., very wet). These are more intense techniques, and may be too intense for some women, even when nearing orgasm.

The Clitoris Suck



Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pull back her hood. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck; pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like tormenting her – but don’t overdo it! We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction when starting out.

The Clitoris Hold

Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.

The Tongue Tube

Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, forget about it because it is genetic and you can't learn it). This technique works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris. Slide it back-and-forth; in effect, your tongue is doing something similar to a woman's vagina around a man's penis. This is likely to bring any woman over the edge to an explosive orgasm.

ABC’s

Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. Learn her favorite letters and the orders that work the best!

Other Tips

A good lover’s hands never stop moving, so keep exploring, insert a finger, or massage her thighs while you perform.

You can also try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed or blown to add extra stimulation.

Having a mint in your mouth while you are performing cunnilingus can also improve your results. The mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance.

Exercises

To be able to perform for extended periods of time, there are a number of exercises that can be used to strengthen the muscles in your mouth. Here are a few tongue exercises and positions for performing cunnilingus:

Exercise 1:

Stick your tongue as far out of your mouth as possible, and then try to touch your nose. Once you are in this position, hold the same muscle groups still and begin moving your tongue around. Practice in sets, moving the tongue clockwise, counterclockwise, and up and down.

Exercise 2:

With a loose jaw, point your tongue while simultaneously trying to keep your tongue in constant contact with the top and bottom your mouth. Once you are in this position, practice moving your tongue in and out of your mouth. For the more advanced student, try keeping your mouth closed and circling your tongue around inside of it, while of course, maintaining position. An extension to the advanced exercise is trying to dissolve a lifesaver held in your teeth from the inside out.

Exercise 3:

Stick your tongue straight out of your mouth, trying to keep your tongue flat and relaxed. Slowly, while holding the position, practice curling the wide tip of the tongue upward, downward and side-to-side. Practice in five sets of ten, holding each move for 2 seconds.

Exercise 4:

Keep your tongue relaxed and open your mouth. Move your tongue in and out of your mouth forwards and in both directions. Practice in five sets of twenty.

source - http://www.sexinfo101.com/pw_cunnilingus.shtml (http://www.sexinfo101.com/pw_cunnilingus.shtml)


:rolleyes:

[~GuJu PriNceSs~]

Noon

Nip out for a coffee and take a quick detour to buy some gourmet goodies you can eat with your fingers, along with a treat like chocolates. This isn't the day for M&S sandwiches.


5pm
Call or text your partner to tell them how much you adore being with them and how much happier you are with them in your life.


7pm
Pour a glass of champagne each and climb in to the bubble bath together. The idea is to get in the habit of doing sensual things together as well as sexual.



10pm
When you get home you should both be so aroused that further foreplay isn't necessary. Shut the door behind you, rip off your clothes and have intercourse across a table/on the floor/against a wall.

Make sure it's a position you haven't tried before or in a place you've never done it.

11pm
Think it's all over because you've nodded off? This doesn't necessarily mean sex is over. I'm kidding, right? Well, sexpert Dr Glenn Wilson sees nothing wrong with a guy having sex with his partner while she's asleep, with her permission of course.

Midnight
Get into the spoon position, murmur 'I love you' then pass out. If you haven't already.




im considering these for tomm especially the first three....wait sry the first four. haha...im not sure tho how tomm will go. lol. but def not bad ideas to spice up the sex life. im sure these would come in handy at any time of the yr.

[PaiN infLictioN]

Oral Techniques

The Lick

Leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed, try licking her from vaginal entrance up to her clit and following the outer edges of her vagina along both sides. Repeating this technique going up and down and vice versa can be a great opener.

Labial Hold

While holding the two parts together with your lips, run your tongue between the inner and outer labia one side at a time.

Tongue Intercourse

The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside. Target them with your tongue by inserting it into her vaginal opening. Techniques are pretty limited due to the length of your tongue, but try moving your tongue in and out, as well as in circles around the inside of her opening.

The Flick

Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. With your tongue pointed, gently flick your tongue around her clitoris. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clitoris, as it is the most sensitive. This drives some women wild, and others find it to too intense. When stimulating her clit make sure to start out gently if you aren’t sure how she likes it. When you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstasy or pain. The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e., very wet). These are more intense techniques, and may be too intense for some women, even when nearing orgasm.

The Clitoris Suck



Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pull back her hood. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck; pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like tormenting her – but don’t overdo it! We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction when starting out.

The Clitoris Hold

Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.

The Tongue Tube

Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, forget about it because it is genetic and you can't learn it). This technique works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris. Slide it back-and-forth; in effect, your tongue is doing something similar to a woman's vagina around a man's penis. This is likely to bring any woman over the edge to an explosive orgasm.

ABC’s

Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. Learn her favorite letters and the orders that work the best!

Other Tips

A good lover’s hands never stop moving, so keep exploring, insert a finger, or massage her thighs while you perform.

You can also try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed or blown to add extra stimulation.

Having a mint in your mouth while you are performing cunnilingus can also improve your results. The mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance.

Exercises

To be able to perform for extended periods of time, there are a number of exercises that can be used to strengthen the muscles in your mouth. Here are a few tongue exercises and positions for performing cunnilingus:

Exercise 1:

Stick your tongue as far out of your mouth as possible, and then try to touch your nose. Once you are in this position, hold the same muscle groups still and begin moving your tongue around. Practice in sets, moving the tongue clockwise, counterclockwise, and up and down.

Exercise 2:

With a loose jaw, point your tongue while simultaneously trying to keep your tongue in constant contact with the top and bottom your mouth. Once you are in this position, practice moving your tongue in and out of your mouth. For the more advanced student, try keeping your mouth closed and circling your tongue around inside of it, while of course, maintaining position. An extension to the advanced exercise is trying to dissolve a lifesaver held in your teeth from the inside out.

Exercise 3:

Stick your tongue straight out of your mouth, trying to keep your tongue flat and relaxed. Slowly, while holding the position, practice curling the wide tip of the tongue upward, downward and side-to-side. Practice in five sets of ten, holding each move for 2 seconds.

Exercise 4:

Keep your tongue relaxed and open your mouth. Move your tongue in and out of your mouth forwards and in both directions. Practice in five sets of twenty.

source - http://www.sexinfo101.com/pw_cunnilingus.shtml (http://www.sexinfo101.com/pw_cunnilingus.shtml)
wtf!?...i WASNT talkin abt eatin pussy :ugh: :Puke:

[Angelos]

GIRLS

ARE

NUTS
:nuts:

[*CUTIEE*]

Oral Techniques

The Lick

Leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed, try licking her from vaginal entrance up to her clit and following the outer edges of her vagina along both sides. Repeating this technique going up and down and vice versa can be a great opener.

Labial Hold

While holding the two parts together with your lips, run your tongue between the inner and outer labia one side at a time.

Tongue Intercourse

The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside. Target them with your tongue by inserting it into her vaginal opening. Techniques are pretty limited due to the length of your tongue, but try moving your tongue in and out, as well as in circles around the inside of her opening.

The Flick

Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. With your tongue pointed, gently flick your tongue around her clitoris. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clitoris, as it is the most sensitive. This drives some women wild, and others find it to too intense. When stimulating her clit make sure to start out gently if you aren’t sure how she likes it. When you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstasy or pain. The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e., very wet). These are more intense techniques, and may be too intense for some women, even when nearing orgasm.

The Clitoris Suck



Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pull back her hood. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck; pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like tormenting her – but don’t overdo it! We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction when starting out.

The Clitoris Hold

Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.

The Tongue Tube

Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, forget about it because it is genetic and you can't learn it). This technique works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris. Slide it back-and-forth; in effect, your tongue is doing something similar to a woman's vagina around a man's penis. This is likely to bring any woman over the edge to an explosive orgasm.

ABC’s

Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. Learn her favorite letters and the orders that work the best!

Other Tips

A good lover’s hands never stop moving, so keep exploring, insert a finger, or massage her thighs while you perform.

You can also try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed or blown to add extra stimulation.

Having a mint in your mouth while you are performing cunnilingus can also improve your results. The mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance.

Exercises

To be able to perform for extended periods of time, there are a number of exercises that can be used to strengthen the muscles in your mouth. Here are a few tongue exercises and positions for performing cunnilingus:

Exercise 1:

Stick your tongue as far out of your mouth as possible, and then try to touch your nose. Once you are in this position, hold the same muscle groups still and begin moving your tongue around. Practice in sets, moving the tongue clockwise, counterclockwise, and up and down.

Exercise 2:

With a loose jaw, point your tongue while simultaneously trying to keep your tongue in constant contact with the top and bottom your mouth. Once you are in this position, practice moving your tongue in and out of your mouth. For the more advanced student, try keeping your mouth closed and circling your tongue around inside of it, while of course, maintaining position. An extension to the advanced exercise is trying to dissolve a lifesaver held in your teeth from the inside out.

Exercise 3:

Stick your tongue straight out of your mouth, trying to keep your tongue flat and relaxed. Slowly, while holding the position, practice curling the wide tip of the tongue upward, downward and side-to-side. Practice in five sets of ten, holding each move for 2 seconds.

Exercise 4:

Keep your tongue relaxed and open your mouth. Move your tongue in and out of your mouth forwards and in both directions. Practice in five sets of twenty.

source - http://www.sexinfo101.com/pw_cunnilingus.shtml (http://www.sexinfo101.com/pw_cunnilingus.shtml):ugh:

[redlightnin]

its 10cents a text thats alot of money not worth it
Then you desperately need a texting plan. :|

[PaiN infLictioN]

GIRLS

ARE

NUTS
:nuts:
:werd: :werd: :werd: :werd: :werd: :werd: :werd:

[Existentialist]

:Owned:
now ya got no choice but to give it up :buttsex:
:slap: http://smiliesftw.com/x/madlove.gif

[PaiN infLictioN]

:slap: http://smiliesftw.com/x/madlove.gif
:spank: rawwwr :sex:

[Existentialist]

wtf!?...i WASNT talkin abt eatin pussy :ugh: :Puke:

Oh yeah sucking cock is bad too *gag* =P

[PaiN infLictioN]

Oh yeah sucking cock is bad too *gag* =P
:fart2:

[poojasxy]

Oh yeah sucking cock is bad too *gag* =Pseriously. what makes this clowns think that fellating isnt an effort? gosh. talk about not bein able to reciprocate.

[Angelos]

:werd: :werd: :werd: :werd: :werd: :werd: :werd:


100%

[Existentialist]

:fart2:

*runs away with gas mask*

[Angelos]

seriously. what makes this clowns think that fellating isnt an effort? gosh. talk about not bein able to reciprocate.

I wanna do things to you :yes:

[21cent]

Then you desperately need a texting plan. :|

and you need some dumbbell's http://www.donoliver.co.nz/images/Cast-Hexagonal-Dumbells.gif

[Existentialist]

seriously. what makes this clowns think that fellating isnt an effort? gosh. talk about not bein able to reciprocate.

A real man licks, and he licks well. Addy will lick whether he likes it or not :squint:

[21cent]

wtf!?...i WASNT talkin abt eatin pussy :ugh: :Puke:

werd my brotha eating pussy is nasty

unless shes your wife and thats still a big question mark

[Fight_Tibet]

Oral Techniques

The Lick

Leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed, try licking her from vaginal entrance up to her clit and following the outer edges of her vagina along both sides. Repeating this technique going up and down and vice versa can be a great opener.

Labial Hold

While holding the two parts together with your lips, run your tongue between the inner and outer labia one side at a time.

Tongue Intercourse

The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside. Target them with your tongue by inserting it into her vaginal opening. Techniques are pretty limited due to the length of your tongue, but try moving your tongue in and out, as well as in circles around the inside of her opening.

The Flick

Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. With your tongue pointed, gently flick your tongue around her clitoris. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clitoris, as it is the most sensitive. This drives some women wild, and others find it to too intense. When stimulating her clit make sure to start out gently if you aren’t sure how she likes it. When you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstasy or pain. The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e., very wet). These are more intense techniques, and may be too intense for some women, even when nearing orgasm.

The Clitoris Suck



Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pull back her hood. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck; pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like tormenting her – but don’t overdo it! We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction when starting out.

The Clitoris Hold

Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.

The Tongue Tube

Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, forget about it because it is genetic and you can't learn it). This technique works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris. Slide it back-and-forth; in effect, your tongue is doing something similar to a woman's vagina around a man's penis. This is likely to bring any woman over the edge to an explosive orgasm.

ABC’s

Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. Learn her favorite letters and the orders that work the best!

Other Tips

A good lover’s hands never stop moving, so keep exploring, insert a finger, or massage her thighs while you perform.

You can also try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed or blown to add extra stimulation.

Having a mint in your mouth while you are performing cunnilingus can also improve your results. The mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance.

Exercises

To be able to perform for extended periods of time, there are a number of exercises that can be used to strengthen the muscles in your mouth. Here are a few tongue exercises and positions for performing cunnilingus:

Exercise 1:

Stick your tongue as far out of your mouth as possible, and then try to touch your nose. Once you are in this position, hold the same muscle groups still and begin moving your tongue around. Practice in sets, moving the tongue clockwise, counterclockwise, and up and down.

Exercise 2:

With a loose jaw, point your tongue while simultaneously trying to keep your tongue in constant contact with the top and bottom your mouth. Once you are in this position, practice moving your tongue in and out of your mouth. For the more advanced student, try keeping your mouth closed and circling your tongue around inside of it, while of course, maintaining position. An extension to the advanced exercise is trying to dissolve a lifesaver held in your teeth from the inside out.

Exercise 3:

Stick your tongue straight out of your mouth, trying to keep your tongue flat and relaxed. Slowly, while holding the position, practice curling the wide tip of the tongue upward, downward and side-to-side. Practice in five sets of ten, holding each move for 2 seconds.

Exercise 4:

Keep your tongue relaxed and open your mouth. Move your tongue in and out of your mouth forwards and in both directions. Practice in five sets of twenty.

source - http://www.sexinfo101.com/pw_cunnilingus.shtml (http://www.sexinfo101.com/pw_cunnilingus.shtml)
pooja..are you seriously posting this to share this with people..or are you just being naughtily funny?...

[poojasxy]

I wanna do things to you :yes:hence ur profile is restricted. can u post pics so we can see the goods, pretty please?

[PaiN infLictioN]

werd my brotha eating pussy is nasty

unless shes your wife and thats still a big question mark
helll naw man i dont give a shit who it is.....i'll do anything da bitch wants EXCEPT eatin that MUTHAFUCKIN MUNK! :Puke: :Puke:

[redlightnin]

werd my brotha eating pussy is nasty

unless shes your wife and thats still a big question mark
Wow, i've never seen so many guys dislike going down on a girl. You dudes are effin weird. It drives some, if not most women wild.

[desi_balla63]

Pooja, you closet feminist. Share some 'advice' that pleases the guy too!

[redlightnin]

and you need some dumbbell's http://www.donoliver.co.nz/images/Cast-Hexagonal-Dumbells.gif
nah, i'm good. I love my guns. ;] That's an old pic. I'll post a new one soon.

[Existentialist]

Pooja, you closet feminist. Share some 'advice' that pleases the guy too!

Stop being a homosexual and learn how to please women.

[FunkyF]

all this pooja girl think's about is sex...she might as well drop the pretence and go into porn!

[PaiN infLictioN]

A real man licks, and he licks well. Addy will lick whether he likes it or not :squint:
do i have a choice? :Ohno:





*grabs pepto bismol* :Puke:

[21cent]

nah, i'm good. I love my guns. ;] That's an old pic. I'll post a new one soon.

guns? guns? did u jsut say guns? http://forums.ratedesi.com/memberpics/69312_thumb.jpg

[poojasxy]

pooja..are you seriously posting this to share this with people..or are you just being naughtily funny?...im being obnoxious. is it working? im also dropping jewels for these kids to imbibe.

i feel it is my duty to inform every desi male how to perform cunnilingus. its my god given right as an american. :salut:

[desi_balla63]

all this pooja girl think's about is sex...she might as well drop the pretence and go into porn!
^ The reason most desi girls don't openly discuss sexual stuff.

One finally does, and she can't just be open-minded...she has to be a pornstar in the making.

[Angelos]

hence ur profile is restricted. can u post pics so we can see the goods, pretty please?

if you want some eyecandy just look in my sig :D
my profile is restricted because i took most of the
pics off :p


anyways, what you upto :hay:

:tetter:

[21cent]

do i have a choice? :Ohno:





*grabs pepto bismol* :Puke:

wear a condom on your tongue lol

[redlightnin]

guns? guns? did u jsut say guns? http://forums.ratedesi.com/memberpics/69312_thumb.jpg
dude, i just said that's an old pic. :no:

[PaiN infLictioN]

Wow, i've never seen so many guys dislike going down on a girl. You dudes are effin weird. It drives some, if not most women wild.
cuz yall some nasty mufuckas :Puke:

[Existentialist]

do i have a choice? :Ohno:

Yes =P
But if you want a blow job then you gotta reciprocate something :hand:

[poojasxy]

Wow, i've never seen so many guys dislike going down on a girl. You dudes are effin weird. It drives some, if not most women wild.
seriously. what is w/ these guys? chowing down seals the deal in my book. :yes:

[redlightnin]

cuz yall some nasty mufuckas :Puke:
lolz. I onno, i don't mind doing it. i like it, n my girl loves it.

[21cent]

cuz yall some nasty mufuckas :Puke:

its cause they hin.. i mean indian :rolleyes:

[PaiN infLictioN]

wear a condom on your tongue lol
or a sock :ugh:

[redlightnin]

Wow, i've never seen so many guys dislike going down on a girl. You dudes are effin weird. It drives some, if not most women wild.
seriously. what is w/ these guys? chowing down seals the deal in my book. :yes:
The same with my girl. She loves it when I do that. It drives her friggin insane. She can't get a hold of herself. and what'll make it even better... I'm getting my tongue ring on thursday :tongue:

[Existentialist]

Wow we should do an anonymous poll on how many desi guys would go down on a girl, I used to think that was a stupid question BUT.

[PaiN infLictioN]

Yes =P
But if you want a blow job then you gotta reciprocate something :hand:
no its all good in da hood.....:buttsex: is all i need :dancen:




i'll just grab some latinas from my job get in my car and get head like i always do :boink:

[21cent]

The same with my girl. She loves it when I do that. It drives her friggin insane. She can't get a hold of herself. and what'll make it even better... I'm getting my tongue ring on thursday :tongue:

people with tongue rings suck dick :sarb:

[desi_balla63]

Wow we should do an anonymous poll on how many desi guys would go down on a girl, I used to think that was a stupid question BUT.
My guess is less than 30%.

[Existentialist]

no its all good in da hood.....:buttsex: is all i need :dancen:
i'll just grab some latinas from my job get in my car and get head like i always do :boink:

:weird:

[PaiN infLictioN]

its cause they hin.. i mean indian :rolleyes:
mannn even majority of ni99az dont even do that shit.....its only white dudes and these mofos :no:

[redlightnin]

people with tongue rings suck dick :sarb:
u see, that's where you're wrong. I'm completely straight, and I love my girl to death. It drives women insane if you go down on her with the right tongue ring.

[Existentialist]

My guess is less than 30%.

But they all try to show off and talk about being players :kekeke:
Fucking cute.

[PaiN infLictioN]

people with tongue rings suck dick :sarb:
i guess he's the duo core processor :rofl:

[redlightnin]

i guess he's the duo core processor :rofl:
:no:

[PaiN infLictioN]

:weird:
why u still thinkin huh i'm gettin impatient here! :rolleyes: :mad:

[21cent]

But they all try to show off and talk about being players :kekeke:
Fucking cute.

u gotta eat a girl out to be a playa? :sarb:

[poojasxy]

Pooja, you closet feminist. Share some 'advice' that pleases the guy too!at your service, aniq dear. :)

Fellatio Secrets

Lesson 1

Place your guy flat on his back on your bed, in a well-lit room. Take his penis in your hand and LOOK at it. You will notice a point of juncture where the two ends of this irregular circle come together. If your partner is not circumcised, this will also be the point where the foreskin is attached. This tiny area is likely the most sensitive spot on his entire body.

Spend time caressing the head and those areas immediately surrounding it. Beneath the head of the penis (glans) is the shaft of the penis. Apparently, according to people who study this type of thing, the shaft does not have many nerve endings and does not, therefore, provide a man with any high degree of stimulation when caressed either manually or with your tongue to the exclusion of the glans head itself. Now the one thing that the girls wanted me to add was that you can add a high degree of pleasure for him by paying the right kind of attention to the testicles.

So LOOK at your partner's penis. Study it. Learn its areas of special sensitivity completely and be ready to apply your knowledge to his body with your tongue and with your lips when you bend your loving head over his cock.

Lesson 2

The most important thing to do at the beginning of going down on a man is to learn to gauge his reactions to stimulus. Once this is done, you will be able to finish him on demand, thereby keeping the favor from becoming a chore.

While his erect penis points toward the ceiling, cup his testicles in one hand and gently, using only your tongue, lick softly, but carefully along the entire underside of his erect organ. As you explore along the underbelly you will learn those areas that give him the greatest pleasure when your tongue is touching them.

For most men the most sensitive area will be the point where the ring of the head and the foreskin are attached; or were attached prior to his circumcision. Position yourself so that your tongue is in direct contact with the “split” in the glans head, and simply stimulate that area with any variety of motions; circular, back and forth, side to side.

Lesson 3

Place the head of his penis inside your mouth, but do not tighten your lips around the shaft. With your tongue, begin a circle motion around his head with the tip of your tongue. The head of his penis will slide to different places in your mouth as you continue the circle motion.

The technique is a great transition move between techniques; just make sure to experiment with the whole spectrum of pleasurable pressure, as this is incredibly stimulating just about any way it is performed. You can also incorporate spinning your head in a back and forth motion to add a little extra sprinkle of love.

Lesson 4

Now let’s discuss a technique that is probably the most common in the world; stroking the penis orally. Take his erection in your mouth by sliding your moistened tongue lovingly over the head until your lips close around the shaft, going as far down as you feel comfortable.

Remember the shaft is relatively insensitive to most stimulation, so the majority of the pleasure is coming from the head of his penis coming into contact with your tongue, roof of the mouth, and or the throat. Since keeping it in contact with something at all times can be difficult, a short and gentle stroking motion can provide a significant impact.

Lesson 5

Wouldn’t it be great if there was a little gauge somewhere that can give you some feedback on how you are doing? Good thing it is exists!

When a man is in a relaxed state, his scrotum and testicles hang freely. As the state of arousal increases, the scrotum will tighten, pulling the testicles closer and closer towards his body. This is a natural process geared at preparing the contents of the testicles for mobilization.

Even better news… his state of arousal, represented in part by his scrotum, can be directly affected by manually and orally stimulating his scrotum. Although you definitely do not want to play rough with his testicles, it can be a welcome change of pace if your neck or arms are getting tired.

Lesson 6

An oral ejaculation is not always a welcome event, especially when it’s not being expected. Although it’s not recommended to cut off the flow entirely, the flow can be reduced by applying pressure to his urethra, found along the entire base of his shaft.

Lesson 7

One of the first problems encountered when learning to perform fellatio was a gag reflex, especially when dealing with men who seem to always want to force their penis as far as they can get it in. (Especially at the moment when they cum!)

According to the statistics, the awkwardness of this situation is confirmed by considering that the average length of your oral cavity is three to three and a half inches while the average penis, in North America, is approximately five and a half inches.

As difficult as it may sound, many have overcome the gag reflex and can take most if not all of their partner into the land of deep-throating. Getting over this hump simply takes practice, ideally on an object that isn’t attached to something that has the tendency to push deeper when you want to abort…

If your partner doesn’t fall victim to the urge to palm your head like a basketball, live training can work… but if all else fails, a popsicle can be a good starter. Just remember to give yourself time to overcome the reflex, rushing this skill will only lead to uncomfortable situations.

If you follow these instructions I imagine that you will have the guy in your life eating out of the palm of your hand, or at least eating out of something... Be safe, and equally important, ENJOY, because that is the most important part.

source - http://www.sexinfo101.com/index.shtml (http://www.sexinfo101.com/index.shtml)

[PaiN infLictioN]

But they all try to show off and talk about being players :kekeke:
Fucking cute.
thats cuz playaz get watever they want without havin to reciprocate shit :kekeke:

[Fight_Tibet]

im being obnoxious. is it working? im also dropping jewels for these kids to imbibe.

i feel it is my duty to inform every desi male how to perform cunnilingus. its my god given right as an american. :salut:
well if everyones being serious and honest then i must say all this is old news to me...and seriously i have trouble believing any guy who acts innocent about alll these things and pretends they wouldnt do anything humanly possible wehn it comes to a guy and gal together in a bed...a forum is like the last place i would look for this kind of thing...

[21cent]

i guess he's the duo core processor :rofl:

he can use the protein look at his arms lolz

[PaiN infLictioN]

he can use the protein look at his arms lolz
l0l

[redlightnin]

l0l
haters... wow. and i bet you two are fucking pussy whipped huh?

[Existentialist]

Yeah it's like saying youre a "playa" but are too afraid to kiss :rofl:

[PaiN infLictioN]

haters... wow. and i bet you two are fucking pussy whipped huh?
haaeelll yeeah maang

[desi_balla63]

But they all try to show off and talk about being players :kekeke:
Fucking cute.
What does being a player have to do with going down?

If anything, getting what you want without having to eat her out makes you a bigger player.

[redlightnin]

haaeelll yeeah maang
haha, i knew it.

[PaiN infLictioN]

Yeah it's like saying youre a "playa" but are too afraid to kiss :rofl:
pshhht kissing is overrated :hand:

[PaiN infLictioN]

What does being a player have to do with going down?

If anything, getting what you want without having to eat her out makes you a bigger player.
thats wat i said :kekeke:

[21cent]

Yeah it's like saying youre a "playa" but are too afraid to kiss :rofl:


theirs a difference between kissing and eating a girl out :sarb:

so instead of kissing your BF everytime just give him a BJ. ok?

[poojasxy]

What does being a player have to do with going down?

If anything, getting what you want without having to eat her out makes you a bigger player.a real playa aint selfish. havent u seen 'i love new york'?

[PaiN infLictioN]

haha, i knew it.
chal be phuddi lund jo bhi hai tera ja ke chusle.

[PaiN infLictioN]

a real playa aint selfish. havent u seen 'i love new york'?
:roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow:

[Fight_Tibet]

Wow we should do an anonymous poll on how many desi guys would go down on a girl, I used to think that was a stupid question BUT.
everyone would...trust me.

[desi_balla63]

a real playa aint selfish. havent u seen 'i love new york'?
A real player does the playing. Having to give something to get something doesn't mean anything, anybody can do that. :p (And no, I haven't. You're the second person who has mentioned it though. Apparently it's a show with that ghetto black chic from Flava' flavs show?)

[redlightnin]

chal be phuddi lund jo bhi hai tera ja ke chusle.
:sarb: english please.

[21cent]

is that why u see some desi girls with black guys?

they eat everything and i mean EVERYTHING

[PaiN infLictioN]

:sarb: english please.
ma ka lora khamosh baeth

[redlightnin]

is that why u see some desi girls with black guys?

they eat everything and i mean EVERYTHING
:rofl:

[redlightnin]

ma ka lora khamosh baeth
what the fuck are you saying?

[poojasxy]

everyone would...trust me.no... they wouldnt. apparently desi men have the same problem as black men. they have pussy eating phobia.

[desi_balla63]

Pooja, is your bf Punjabi? Sounds like a punjabi name.

[21cent]

what the fuck are you saying?
nunu khabe?

[redlightnin]

no... they wouldnt. apparently desi men have the same problem as black men. they have pussy eating phobia.
not me ;) but I'm not desi.

[PaiN infLictioN]

is that why u see some desi girls with black guys?

they eat everything and i mean EVERYTHING
naww man u got it wrong...WHITE guys eat everything...thats why u see a lot of desi hoez wit them catz...ni99az are like us, they dont be eatin that shit.

[poojasxy]

Pooja, is your bf Punjabi? Sounds like a punjabi name.no. he's close... from haryana.

[PaiN infLictioN]

no... they wouldnt. apparently desi men have the same problem as black men. they have pussy eating phobia.
dats why we playaz manggg :afro:

[21cent]

naww man u got it wrong...WHITE guys eat everything...thats why u see a lot of desi hoez wit them catz...ni99az are like us, they dont be eatin that shit.

white people are disgusting

they eat pussy,butt pretty much anything

and they do the snowcone :no:

[poojasxy]

not me ;) but I'm not desi.*looks at ur profile* are u latino?

[redlightnin]

*looks at ur profile* are u latino?
I'm from Trinidad. My great grandparents are from India.

[21cent]

*looks at ur profile* are u latino?
that would explain the lack of protein

[PaiN infLictioN]

I'm from Trinidad. My great grandparents are from India.
no wonder...Trinis eat nothn but pussy :rofl:

[poojasxy]

I'm from Trinidad. My great grandparents are from India.and u dont see urself as desi? r ur parents desi/indian/brown from south asia?

[redlightnin]

that would explain the lack of protein
calm ur nuts bro.

[21cent]

no wonder...Trinis eat nothn but pussy :rofl:
:roflbow:

[Fight_Tibet]

no... they wouldnt. apparently desi men have the same problem as black men. they have pussy eating phobia.
desi guys are just lying then..they just dont get that many chances to be in a bed with a girl anyways...and black men would do just about anything to end up in a bed with a girl...they're the ones who introduced the whole concept of cunnilingus to the pop culture in the first place...
anyways...i dont wanna talk about this whole pussy eating with you..so peace to this thread...

[PaiN infLictioN]

white people are disgusting

they eat pussy,butt pretty much anything

and they do the snowcone :no:
fo real mang :ugh:....i sure as hell wouldnt wanna go to skool or work the next day with my mouth lookin like this.....

http://yanko.chez-alice.fr/images/herpes.jpg

:idea:

[redlightnin]

and u dont see urself as desi? r ur parents desi/indian/brown from south asia?
well, i guess in a way I am. I'm just really light skinned. My dad is light, my mom is a lil dark. My both of my parents mothers speak hindi still. She taught me when I was little, but I didn't use it/ practice often, so i forgot. But I still watch and love my bollywood films.

[PaiN infLictioN]

desi guys are just lying then..they just dont get that many chances to be in a bed with a girl anyways...and black men would do just about anything to end up in a bed with a girl...they're the ones who introduced the whole concept of cunnilingus to the pop culture in the first place...
anyways...i dont wanna talk about this whole pussy eating with you..so peace to this thread...
YOU ARE WRONG my friend....its the white trash mufuckas who started this trend, not my kallu homies....they started the whole ASS BANGIN concept :buttsex: :afro:

[desi_balla63]

well, i guess in a way I am. [B]I'm just really light skinned...

Lol.

So you're not desi because you're "just really light skinned" ?

[poojasxy]

Lol.

So you're not desi because you're "just really light skinned" ?lol! that threw me off too. im like his shade.

[~GuJu PriNceSs~]

wat is wit men and not willing to go down on their woman...there's nothin gross bout it. it's fun...different...adds a different flavor to the norm and a turn on. :dunno:

[Existentialist]

theirs a difference between kissing and eating a girl out :sarb:

so instead of kissing your BF everytime just give him a BJ. ok?

Yeah of course there's a difference, no ones connecting the two and saying that when you kiss someone = oral sex, that's daft.

I'm pointing out how pathetic it sounds of labelling yourself a "player" and being so afraid to lick a vagina. It's hilarious. Oral sex is such a common thing as kissing at this day and age and if you expect a girl to suck your cock, then learn how to lick pussy. If not don't be a hypocrite.

[PaiN infLictioN]

wat is wit men and not willing to go down on their woman...there's nothin gross bout it. it's fun...different...adds a different flavor to the norm and a turn on. :dunno:
refer to post #127

[desi_balla63]

lol! that threw me off too. im like his shade.
Maybe if I tan long enough my dick will grow a few inches.

[poojasxy]

wat is wit men and not willing to go down on their woman...there's nothin gross bout it. it's fun...different...adds a different flavor to the norm and a turn on. :dunno:finally. wisdom speaks! :applause:

go sistah. :)

[redlightnin]

Lol.

So you're not desi because you're "just really light skinned" ?
no no no, don't get me wrong. It's not that at all. It's just that people from the caribbean that are indian don't consider ourselves desi. We generally classify ourselves as West Indian, that's all. I guess it's all because our area is blatantly called 'The West Indies'. I think the whole generalization is wrong. Sorry if I threw you off.

[21cent]

Yeah of course there's a difference, no ones connecting the two and saying that when you kiss someone = oral sex, that's daft.

I'm pointing out how pathetic it sounds of labelling yourself a "player" and being so afraid to lick a vagina. It's hilarious. Oral sex is such a common thing as kissing at this day and age and if you expect a girl to suck your cock, then learn how to lick pussy. If not don't be a hypocrite.

we are not afraid we just dont wanna do it

:neutral:

[kudiPaTaKa]

*sigh*
Who wants to be my fucking Valentine? :roll:

[poojasxy]

Yeah of course there's a difference, no ones connecting the two and saying that when you kiss someone = oral sex, that's daft.

I'm pointing out how pathetic it sounds of labelling yourself a "player" and being so afraid to lick a vagina. It's hilarious. Oral sex is such a common thing as kissing at this day and age and if you expect a girl to suck your cock, then learn how to lick pussy. If not don't be a hypocrite.as if thugs get any real women of quality. most of dem gyalz be minging with their bullet holes on their celluited asses like those trashy rap video girls.

[~GuJu PriNceSs~]

refer to post #127um...the way to avoid anythin like tht is jus talk to ur partner bout any health issues tht they mite have in the genital area. duh! if u can have sex wit them im sure tht talk shouldn't b too difficult.

[redlightnin]

as if thugs get any real women of quality. most of dem gyalz be minging with their bullet holes on their celluited asses like those trashy rap video girls.
ouch.

[Existentialist]

fo real mang :ugh:....i sure as hell wouldnt wanna go to skool or work the next day with my mouth lookin like this.....

http://yanko.chez-alice.fr/images/herpes.jpg

:idea:

Dude. There are two types of herpes simplex
You can get herpes from kissing someone who carries the virus through direct contact via the skin.

[PaiN infLictioN]

we are not afraid we just dont wanna do it

:neutral:
mannn none of these chicks are mus....AHEM, yaknowhaimean bro so it aint at all surprising they'd be so tempted to get their clits chewed up :lol: :p

[Existentialist]

as if thugs get any real women of quality. most of dem gyalz be minging with their bullet holes on their celluited asses like those trashy rap video girls.

Pretty much, smeh. They want to "use" and "abuse" so much like it's a game and forget that women are getting a littttttttttttle bit smarter.

[desi_balla63]

Dude. There are two types of herpes simplex
You can get herpes from kissing someone who carries the virus through direct contact via the skin.
So what you're saying is, don't kiss her...just let her suck your dick.

[PaiN infLictioN]

as if thugs get any real women of quality. most of dem gyalz be minging with their bullet holes on their celluited asses like those trashy rap video girls.
wtf :rofl:

[redlightnin]

fo real mang :ugh:....i sure as hell wouldnt wanna go to skool or work the next day with my mouth lookin like this.....

http://yanko.chez-alice.fr/images/herpes.jpg

:idea:
ok, dude, think of it this way... if you can get that nasty ass reaction from going down on a girl... don't you think that same shit could happen to your cock if you were fucking her? you should just give up sex on the whole then.

[poojasxy]

^ saj is DA MAN. seriously.

[Existentialist]

So what you're saying is, don't kiss her...just let her suck your dick.

I'm saying licking vagina/kissing someone has the same risk of transmission according to Addy's post on "getting Herpes."

[PaiN infLictioN]

dude... :no:

duuuuude... :no:

what does calling yourself a player have anything to do with "being so afraid to lick a vagina"? more importantly, since when is unwillingness = being afraid?

players are players BECAUSE they are hypocrites. what? you think a guy can be all honest and be like, i slept with forty girls and i didnt give a damn about any of them, and all i wanna do is have sex with you, and girls are gonna be all over him for saying that? no! a player will lie to you about anything and everything just to get into your pants, just like he did with the last girl, and the girl before that and the one before that.

also, on that note, what does a player's aversion for oral have anything to do with double standards? are you upset that they dont go down on chicks or are you mad that they claim they're players?
aro jore preach koro bhai :werd:

[desi_balla63]

I'm saying licking vagina/kissing someone has the same risk of transmission according to Addy's post on "getting Herpes."
So what you're saying is, don't kiss her...just let her suck your dick.

[~GuJu PriNceSs~]

finally. wisdom speaks! :applause:

go sistah. :)haha...it's so true tho. honestly...thz one of the things tht mi man does tht turns me on the most. at least try it once...if u don't feel comfortable ask her to wash down there and then do it...but don't b sayin it's gross and all tht wit out havin done it.

[poojasxy]

i think the aversion comes from smell. maybe some girls dont wash long enogh down derr? :dunno:

[redlightnin]

^ saj is DA MAN. seriously.
who's Saj?

[PaiN infLictioN]

ok, dude, think of it this way... if you can get that nasty ass reaction from going down on a girl... don't you think that same shit could happen to your cock if you were fucking her? you should just give up sex on the whole then.
i dunno abt you but my cock be hidin inside my draws not hangin out where ppl can see it all the time :rofl:

[desi_balla63]

if u don't feel comfortable ask her to wash down there and then do it...

One should never have to ask a girl to do that.

[poojasxy]

who's Saj?... :love:

[PaiN infLictioN]

mang, im not gonna argue the pros/cons of oral sex. thats for the people that wanna do it. i was just pointing out the fallacies of her statements.
well at least u made it clear wat a playa is mang :mrhappy:

[PaiN infLictioN]

One should never have to ask a girl to do that.
:roflbow:

[redlightnin]

... :love:
Your lover? aw.

[~GuJu PriNceSs~]

One should never have to ask a girl to do that.haha...i kno...seriously...but jus to get fresh even if they have had a shower in the morning or watever.

[21cent]

One should never have to ask a girl to do that.

ahahaha u sound like a jedi ;)

[redlightnin]

i dunno abt you but my cock be hidin inside my draws not hangin out where ppl can see it all the time :rofl:
Dude, seriously, wtf are you implying?

[Existentialist]

dude... :no:

duuuuude... :no:

what does calling yourself a player have anything to do with "being so afraid to lick a vagina"? more importantly, since when is unwillingness = being afraid?

players are players BECAUSE they are hypocrites. what? you think a guy can be all honest and be like, i slept with forty girls and i didnt give a damn about any of them, and all i wanna do is have sex with you, and girls are gonna be all over him for saying that? no! a player will lie to you about anything and everything just to get into your pants, just like he did with the last girl, and the girl before that and the one before that.

also, on that note, what does a player's aversion for oral have anything to do with double standards? are you upset that they dont go down on chicks or are you mad that they claim they're players?

Yeah and I'm telling them to grow some balls and realise their potential in being real men instead of complaining that desi girls aren't promiscious enough for them or "open minded" enough :idea:

You have justified over half of desi males who complain about us over the forums about absolute crap that doesn't even exist except in their subconcious deluded brains on their thoughts on women in general.

I'm by no means upset I'm not dating them, so why would I be?
I'm merely pointing out how comical it is that they promote themselves to be real smooth lady lovers when they can't compete in the sack as a decent, average bloke who knows how to please a woman at least sexually would*. Now that's the man I want.

[PaiN infLictioN]

Dude, seriously, wtf are you implying?
lips=visible to public
cock=invisible to public


dumbass :no:

[poojasxy]

One should never have to ask a girl to do that.no offense to fobbies, freshies & the like but i get ur point. same could be said about guys & their dick cheese.

[Existentialist]

So what you're saying is, don't kiss her...just let her suck your dick.

I'm saying if she sucked your dick you'd still get herpes LOL.
What don't you get? The herpes simplex virus is contracted through direct skin contact, no matter if it's on the lips, cunt or dick.

[~GuJu PriNceSs~]

no offense to fobbies, freshies & the like but i get ur point. same could be said about guys & their dick cheese.ahahahaha...so true.

hell one way to make it fun is jus take a shower together and continue frm there to the bedrm. :dunno:

[poojasxy]

:sarb: so licking pussy makes you a real man? :sarb: whoa! k, im out of this thread. i lick pussy like a black man on death row eats his last bucket of kfc, but if that's what makes a man a real man, i dont wanna be that kinda real man. g'nite, folks. :wavey:ur pm box is full.

[21cent]

no offense to fobbies, freshies & the like but i get ur point. same could be said about guys & their dick cheese.
:ugh:

[Existentialist]

:sarb: so licking pussy makes you a real man? :sarb: whoa! k, im out of this thread. i lick pussy like a black man on death row eats his last bucket of kfc, but if that's what makes a man a real man, i dont wanna be that kinda real man. g'nite, folks. :wavey:

Then don't ask for blowjobs, problem solved. We don't need to be lectured on "how to please a man" either. It certainly seems like men have a bigger problem sexually than a woman does.

[dopekhor]

no offense to fobbies, freshies & the like but i get ur point. same could be said about guys & their dick cheese.
naw!

[redlightnin]

lips=visible to public
cock=invisible to public


dumbass :no:
k. What I'm saying is that you can still catch some type of infection regardless of what you do, doesn't matter if you go down, or if you just have sex.

[poojasxy]

ahahahaha...so true.

hell one way to make it fun is jus take a shower together and continue frm there to the bedrm. :dunno:oh my word. yes thats realy good. its good while in the shower too. lolz! :lol:

[desi_balla63]

no offense to fobbies, freshies & the like but i get ur point. same could be said about guys & their dick cheese.
I totally understand.

I mean, would it make sense to have dessert before the main course? Enjoy the meal first, I say.

[dopekhor]

Then don't ask for blowjobs, problem solved. We don't need to be lectured on "how to please a man" either. It certainly seems like men have a bigger problem sexually than a woman does.
why not?

[PaiN infLictioN]

Then don't ask for blowjobs, problem solved. We don't need to be lectured on "how to please a man" either. It certainly seems like men have a bigger problem sexually than a woman does.
REAL women dont need to be asked...they just pull it out and pop it :p

[desi_balla63]

Then don't ask for blowjobs, problem solved. We don't need to be lectured on "how to please a man" either. It certainly seems like men have a bigger problem sexually than a woman does.
:p


No offense, but you're probably in the minority with your "you better give to receive" mentality. From my personal experience, anyways. Most girls don't mind. : )

[Existentialist]

why not?

If you can't lick, don't ask for the suck.

[dopekhor]

Then don't ask for blowjobs, problem solved. We don't need to be lectured on "how to please a man" either. It certainly seems like men have a bigger problem sexually than a woman does.
so you saying going down south on a chick makes her fully pleased?

[PaiN infLictioN]

aite thats it...one more fuckin post about lickin pussy, and i'm goin to hell for sure....lata hoez.







astagfirullah :no:

[redlightnin]

no offense to fobbies, freshies & the like but i get ur point. same could be said about guys & their dick cheese.

dick cheese? I don't even wanna know. :eekwtf:

[~GuJu PriNceSs~]

oh my word. yes thats realy good. its good while in the shower too. lolz! :lol:ahahahaha...agreed.

[poojasxy]

Then don't ask for blowjobs, problem solved. We don't need to be lectured on "how to please a man" either. It certainly seems like men have a bigger problem sexually than a woman does.i think its just a select few men of rd that feel that way. and even then i think they just fronting. i guess the e-rep of eating pussy sort of makes them losers for their e-bros, so i get it.

[dopekhor]

If you can't lick, don't ask for the suck.
i am sure you can compensate the lick in other ways

[redlightnin]

I totally understand.

I mean, would it make sense to have dessert before the main course? Enjoy the meal first, I say.
:werd:

[Existentialist]

:p


No offense, but you're probably in the minority with your "you better give to receive" mentality. From my personal experience, anyways. Most girls don't mind. : )

Perhaps they don't but girls tend to supress their sexuality to "please men" that's bloody stupid. Girls who give head and don't want to be licked tend to be scared that guys will hate it and judge them, screw that. How can you truly satisfy your man and be good in the sack if you can't be pleasured. Sex is give and take.

[poojasxy]

dick cheese? I don't even wanna know. :eekwtf:im gonna get hated for this but muslim men have a big advantage coz of less frommage from having no foreskin. i dont care if that sounded hoe-ish, either.

[dopekhor]

:p


No offense, but you're probably in the minority with your "you better give to receive" mentality. From my personal experience, anyways. Most girls don't mind. : )
the great man said it all

[Existentialist]

i think its just a select few men of rd that feel that way. and even then i think they just fronting. i guess the e-rep of eating pussy sort of makes them losers for their e-bros, so i get it.

Yeah they connote licking pussy to being our slaves :wtf:
It just seems like they're arguing for the brother hood.
I've been meaning to say this for a long time but I'll say it now if these types of desi guys think they can be better females than we can by preaching shit, they can become women and date each other.

[poojasxy]

Perhaps they don't but girls tend to supress their sexuality to "please men" that's bloody stupid. Girls who give head and don't want to be licked tend to be scared that guys will hate it and judge them, screw that. How can you truly satisfy your man and be good in the sack if you can't be pleasured. Sex is give and take.true. especially when ur starting to be aware of boys. its like u dont even think for one minute if ur feeling good, its all about him. its really one sided & fucked up, if u really think about it.

[redlightnin]

im gonna get hated for this but muslim men have a big advantage coz of less frommage from having no foreskin. i dont care if that sounded hoe-ish, either.
ahh, i onno. I'm muslim. From what those two were implying... they're saying that a muslim man isn't supposed to go down? ahh, w/e. They're being hypocrites then, cuz according to Islam, you're not supposed to have sex till after marriage. w/e I don't wanna turn this into a religious topic. I love goin down on a girl, and that's my decision. It's a turn on not only for her, but for me. A womans' vagina is sexy ;)

[dopekhor]

RT RT not all girls prefer head, many prefer their tites being fondled and licked/sucked over head

[Existentialist]

i am sure you can compensate the lick in other ways

A woman usually already gets a raw deal in the first place, screw compensation. I rather a low maintainence guy where I don't have to ask for crap, he knows what to do and how to do things. Clean and simple.

[desi_balla63]

im gonna get hated for this but muslim men have a big advantage coz of less frommage from having no foreskin.

:afro:


Damn right, niggga.

[~GuJu PriNceSs~]

really...no foreskin = less cheese??

im sure men wit foreskin can manage tht if they clean there throughly everyday i mean..wat man wouldn't.

[redlightnin]

Yeah they connote licking pussy to being our slaves :wtf:
It just seems like they're arguing for the brother hood.
I've been meaning to say this for a long time but I'll say it now if these types of desi guys think they can be better females than we can by preaching shit, they can become women and date each other.
lolz. :werd:

[dopekhor]

A woman usually already gets a raw deal in the first place, screw compensation. I rather a low maintainence guy where I don't have to ask for crap, he knows what to do and how to do things. Clean and simple.
RT RT its all about preference again, may be you prefer head over other forms of foreplay

but that doesnt imply that other girls also have the same preference

[Existentialist]

RT RT not all girls prefer head, many prefer their tites being fondled and licked/sucked over head

Most of them haven't tried it or are shy, if the person genuinelly doesn't like oral sex, there's no giving and receiving. That's reasonable but if you're asking a girl to suck your cock and you don't want to lick her to pleasure her then don't bother for asking for a bj [unless she really wants to, which is rare]. If a guy can't give that sort of sexual pleasure to his girl, what's the point of a girl trying to please him only when she's half hearted?

[poojasxy]

aite thats it...one more fuckin post about lickin pussy, and i'm goin to hell for sure....lata hoez.ur going to hell anyway, bro. just for being you. pussy eatin or lack therof aint got nuttn to do wid it.

[redlightnin]

ur going to hell anyway, bro. just for being you. pussy eatin or lack therof aint got nuttn to do wid it.
i like yew, lol.

[desi_balla63]

Almost 11 percent of young women ages 15 to 19 said they had had some kind of sexual experience with a female partner.

Link (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/15/AR2005091500915.html?nav=hcmodule)

[Existentialist]

true. especially when ur starting to be aware of boys. its like u dont even think for one minute if ur feeling good, its all about him. its really one sided & fucked up, if u really think about it.

Yeah, it's all sexual experience it's not like we get up one day from bed and put our pretty dresses on and say "hmmm I want to give head today." We got ourselves into it to please a man and it isn't a bad thing at all when it's done maturely. We want to please them but hey it's not like we're asking the world if we want to be licked back. Gawd. I don't see why they can't do the same for us.

[desi_balla63]

really...no foreskin = less cheese??

im sure men wit foreskin can manage tht if they clean there throughly everyday i mean..wat man wouldn't.
How often do you dust behind your curtains?

[dopekhor]

Most of them haven't tried it or are shy, if the person genuinelly doesn't like oral sex, there's no giving and receiving. That's reasonable but if you're asking a girl to suck your cock and you don't want to lick her to pleasure her then don't bother for asking for a bj [unless she really wants to, which is rare]. If a guy can't give that sort of sexual pleasure to his girl, what's the point of a girl trying to please him only when she's half hearted?the rare you refer to is the norm, well if the girl likes to suck cock more then get her punani sucked its her preference, some of the girls i know prefer their punani to be tickled by a feather over head

oh and if a guy doesnt have a long tounge the girl wont enjoy the head

[~GuJu PriNceSs~]

How often do you dust behind your curtains? dust behind mi curtains?? lol. wat??

[Existentialist]

Almost 11 percent of young women ages 15 to 19 said they had had some kind of sexual experience with a female partner.

Link (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/15/AR2005091500915.html?nav=hcmodule)

You wonder why. It's probably easier dating a woman, no wonder lesbian sex is considered "hot". They know how to please each other. I bet most of the guys who said muff diving is yuck actually watch and jerk off to lesbian porn.

[sunny333333]

u girlz quit readin the fuckin articles cum over ill teach yall much more then that then send u home to your boyfriends :Paper:

[desi_balla63]

You wonder why. It's probably easier dating a woman, no wonder lesbian sex is considered "hot". They know how to please each other. I bet most of the guys who said muff diving is yuck actually watch and jerk off to lesbian porn.
Hate to bust your bubble, again, but I don't muff dive. And I'm not turned on by girl-on-girl action.

I mean the whole idea is you want to picture yourself in that situation. How can you get off to the idea that a girl is pleasing her more than you can? Anyways. I think you're making alot of generalizations. I honestly don't think most women think the same way you do.

[Existentialist]

Hate to bust your bubble, again, but I don't muff dive. And I'm not turned on by girl-on-girl action.

I mean the whole idea is you want to picture yourself in that situation. How can you get off to the idea that a girl is pleasing her more than you can? Anyways. I think you're making alot of generalizations. I honestly don't think most women think the same way you do.

Keyword, most. Read.

[poojasxy]

Yeah, it's all sexual experience it's not like we get up one day from bed and put our pretty dresses on and say "hmmm I want to give head today." We got ourselves into it to please a man and it isn't a bad thing at all when it's done maturely. We want to please them but hey it's not like we're asking the world if we want to be licked back. Gawd. I don't see why they can't do the same for us.ok, tommorow's theme is set now. :lol:

seriously tho, i think its the macho thing to repel all pleasure giving. its more like w/ some guys its pleasure taking. there is a complete imbalance of sexual power. some men are even so threatened as to have womens clits cut off so the woman might not be able to 'arouse' the man as a form of deceit. desi men in particular are very suspicious of women. as if the women were diabolical in the first place. and all that when it is them imposing laws to control womens sexuality.

despicable. utterly repugnant.

[desi_balla63]

Keyword, most. Read.
Lol. You condescending bitch.

So you agree most woman don't agree with you. What's the point of your crusade in this thread then?

[redlightnin]

well, good night/good morning all, gonna leave in a lil while. I've got to try and get some sleep. Gotta wake my baby up for work in about 45mins. Interesting thread Pooja, gonna look foward to your next one.. Take care. Nice chatting w/ you. Gonna look foward to your next one.

[Angelos]

ok, tommorow's theme is set now. :lol:

seriously tho, i think its the macho thing to repel all pleasure giving. its more like w/ some guys its pleasure taking. there is a complete imbalance of sexual power. some men are even so threatened as to have womens clits cut off so the woman might not be able to 'arouse' the man as a form of deceit. desi men in particular are very suspicious of women. as if the women were diabolical in the first place. and all that when it is them imposing laws to control womens sexuality.

despicable. utterly repugnant.

:hay:

[Existentialist]

ok, tommorow's theme is set now. :lol:

seriously tho, i think its the macho thing to repel all pleasure giving. its more like w/ some guys its pleasure taking. there is a complete imbalance of sexual power. some men are even so threatened as to have womens clits cut off so the woman might not be able to 'arouse' the man as a form of deceit. desi men in particular are very suspicious of women. as if the women were diabolical in the first place. and all that when it is them imposing laws to control womens sexuality.

despicable. utterly repugnant.

You know what, everything you said is absolutely right, whether it be emotions or sex, anything that PLEASES us or makes us at least bit happy is considered "haram."

It's pathetic, most of them do all the dirty work, cheating the lying, the talking to other girls behind backs but if a woman does it to a man, she's a "bitch," it must be a personal flaw of women to be like that if that's the case.

If a man does it, he's testing out his "biology" :rofl: And we're not supposed to be "sexual" creatures, oh no that's not GENERALISING to the male brain, to supress us in every way, even sexually is their god given right to tell us "I'm a man I'm more sexually inclined than you are because I say so."

They forgot Adam had to get Eve to spread her legs and he didn't say open sesame.

[poojasxy]

well, good night/good morning all, gonna leave in a lil while. I've got to try and get some sleep. Gotta wake my baby up for work in about 45mins. Interesting thread Pooja, gonna look foward to your next one.. Take care. Nice chatting w/ you. Gonna look foward to your next one.:hug: khuda hafiz.
:hay:asl? :eyebrow:

[redlightnin]

:hug: khuda hafiz.
asl? :eyebrow:
whoa, you're muslim? lol, i'm not leaving quite yet.

[Angelos]

:hug: khuda hafiz.
asl? :eyebrow:

wouldnt you like to know :naughty:

[Existentialist]

Lol. You condescending bitch.

So you agree most woman don't agree with you. What's the point of your crusade in this thread then?

What did you say you little "balla" who doesn't muff dive?

I said you can't read, keyword is most. So many of you brag about it in threads and admit watching porn [especially lesbian porn], you idiotic bastard. I wouldn't expect you to understand, you couldn't even grasp the meaning of contracting herpes is through direct skin contact.Your logic is whack. "Oh so are you saying they should suck cock instead of kiss" LOL

I bet most of the guys who said muff diving is yuck actually watch and jerk off to lesbian porn.

My agenda? Is to mock idiotic men like you.

[poojasxy]

whoa, you're muslim? lol, i'm not leaving quite yet.is pooja a muslim name? think. i just like the meaning. i like farsi words. :)

[Existentialist]

Pooja I'm out, Happy Valentines day hun <3
Your plan sounds awesome, your man will love it :hug:

[redlightnin]

is pooja a muslim name? think. i just like the meaning. i like farsi words. :)
sorry. uhmz, you don't have to have a muslim name to be muslim. okie dokie. Well, take care, and I wish you all the best for V-Day. Good luck w/ you and your man. I wish I could see my babygirl, she lives in Fl. :( it's tough having a long distance relationship.

[desi_balla63]

*edit* - Nevermind. You're not worth the time / effort.

[Sweet_LiL_Hunnie]

pooja isn't a muslim name :) then again my mom converted to islam, was given a muslim name but choses not to go by it so her name is still geeta :) and she's a muslim.

random that post was interesting at first but i kept reading on and seems like wayyyy too much work for something...i dunno i don't think sex should be that planned out and that much thought needs to be in it. I could be wrong?

[gujulicious]

lol thats hot

[21cent]

im gonna get hated for this but muslim men have a big advantage coz of less frommage from having no foreskin. i dont care if that sounded hoe-ish, either.
:Peace:

[*BabyGirl*]

b.o.r.i.n.g.... all seems far too planned for comfort. :roll:

[RacingSoul]

next time, post sumthing a bit more..ermmm...i dont kno...DESI!!! :rolleyes:

that guide doesnt relate to desi girls...ya'll rather stay home in ur 50 ft saris cooking aloo gobi...ur no fun!

[desi_balla63]

Hmm.

I wonder how the desi version would go...


7am
Dress-up for cooking and cleaning. Put on a super sexy dupatta which is semi-see through.

8am
Write your husband a note and put it in his lunchbag you make for him.

9am
Say goodbye to him from a distance. Make this distance smaller than usual. Be sure to make eye contact.


10am
Text your partner one sentence from a classic Indiam film. Get him to text you back. Continue this for 3 1/2 hours until the movie is finally over.



11am

Make a list of your 10 favorite things your partner does to you. 'I like when you come home from work and don't take your shoes off in the living room'. This may refer to the one solitary time he did that, but he'll certainly get the hint to do it a lot more in the future.

Noon
Try not to put too much ghee in dinner. This is not the day for gaseous foods. Afterall, he might be sleeping in the same bed as you.

1pm
Suggest he join you on your bed tonight, instead of sleeping on a seperate one.



2pm
Buy a calendar and scribble a selection of treats on various dates you plan on delivering. 'Hug when you get home from work' and 'promise to pretend like I'm enjoying it' are good starts.

3pm
Testosterone peaks for men around 3pm. Make sure you take your afternoon nap now.


:blahblah:

Midnight

Sleep together on the same bed. Possibly making physical contact.

[LostinHollywood]

I have that perfume
and

2pm
Buy an erotic calendar and scribble a selection of sexual treats on various dates when you plan to deliver. 'Hi, honey, I'm home' will take on a whole new flavour.

is my favorite one.

[2CoNfUsEd]

Hmm.

I wonder how the desi version would go...


7am
Dress-up for cooking and cleaning. Put on a super sexy dupatta which is semi-see through.

8am
Write your husband a note and put it in his lunchbag you make for him.

9am
Say goodbye to him from a distance. Make this distance smaller than usual. Be sure to make eye contact.


10am
Text your partner one sentence from a classic Indiam film. Get him to text you back. Continue this for 3 1/2 hours until the movie is finally over.



11am

Make a list of your 10 favorite things your partner does to you. 'I like when you come home from work and don't take your shoes off in the living room'. This may refer to the one solitary time he did that, but he'll certainly get the hint to do it a lot more in the future.

Noon
Try not to put too much ghee in dinner. This is not the day for gaseous foods. Afterall, he might be sleeping in the same bed as you.

1pm
Suggest he join you on your bed tonight, instead of sleeping on a seperate one.



2pm
Buy a calendar and scribble a selection of treats on various dates you plan on delivering. 'Hug when you get home from work' and 'promise to pretend like I'm enjoying it' are good starts.

3pm
Testosterone peaks for men around 3pm. Make sure you take your afternoon nap now.


:blahblah:

Midnight

Sleep together on the same bed. Possibly making physical contact.

that was definitely worth reading :lol:

[ii_khushi86_ii]

Almost 11 percent of young women ages 15 to 19 said they had had some kind of sexual experience with a female partner.

Link (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/15/AR2005091500915.html?nav=hcmodule)

Keyword in bold. Little girls say a lot of things.

[ezbreezyfresh]

lol i wonder how it feels to have sex while your asleep.. is it even possible to fall asleep? :sarb:

[ezbreezyfresh]

Hmm.

I wonder how the desi version would go...


7am
Dress-up for cooking and cleaning. Put on a super sexy dupatta which is semi-see through.

8am
Write your husband a note and put it in his lunchbag you make for him.

9am
Say goodbye to him from a distance. Make this distance smaller than usual. Be sure to make eye contact.


10am
Text your partner one sentence from a classic Indiam film. Get him to text you back. Continue this for 3 1/2 hours until the movie is finally over.



11am

Make a list of your 10 favorite things your partner does to you. 'I like when you come home from work and don't take your shoes off in the living room'. This may refer to the one solitary time he did that, but he'll certainly get the hint to do it a lot more in the future.

Noon
Try not to put too much ghee in dinner. This is not the day for gaseous foods. Afterall, he might be sleeping in the same bed as you.

1pm
Suggest he join you on your bed tonight, instead of sleeping on a seperate one.



2pm
Buy a calendar and scribble a selection of treats on various dates you plan on delivering. 'Hug when you get home from work' and 'promise to pretend like I'm enjoying it' are good starts.

3pm
Testosterone peaks for men around 3pm. Make sure you take your afternoon nap now.


:blahblah:

Midnight

Sleep together on the same bed. Possibly making physical contact.

:rofl: how you been?

[ezbreezyfresh]

pooja isn't a muslim name :) then again my mom converted to islam, was given a muslim name but choses not to go by it so her name is still geeta :) and she's a muslim.

random that post was interesting at first but i kept reading on and seems like wayyyy too much work for something...i dunno i don't think sex should be that planned out and that much thought needs to be in it. I could be wrong?

well if your running on a busy schedule..sexy time has to be planned! it's sad

[Sweet_LiL_Hunnie]

well if your running on a busy schedule..sexy time has to be planned! it's sad


what's sad is aniq's bleak outlook on married life gosh

[Seeeeeeema]

sameer actually linked this to me :p

[ezbreezyfresh]

what's sad is aniq's bleak outlook on married life gosh

hhahah

[PaiN infLictioN]

ur going to hell anyway, bro. just for being you. pussy eatin or lack therof aint got nuttn to do wid it.
i know i'm goin to hell.....but you'll be joining me as well so dont get your chaddis all wet :Paper:

[desi_balla63]

:rofl: how you been?
Sup, niggga'.

Been good. How's life treating you?

[Nilü]

Did you do all of this thing for ur bf? ;)

[jat_jatt_sardar]

so where does saint Valentine come into this?