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fragiledoll
January 18th, 2007, 02:01 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38157000/jpg/_38157487_jade__grab150.jpghttp://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38158000/jpg/_38158916_jade_300_pa.jpg
Big Brother 3 (2002) news (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/2153920.stm)


Jade's words of Wisdom (BB 2002)
Jade asks Spencer if he punts boats on the River Thames.
Spencer: "No, I work in Cambridge."
Jade: "I know I'm from Bermondsey and I know that's London, but where is Cambridge?"
Spencer: "It's in East Anglia."
Jade: "Where's East Angular [sic] though? I thought that was abroad."


"The Union Jack is for all of us, but the St George is just for London, isn't it?"

"I knew Lynne was from Aberdeen but I didn't realise Aberdeen was in Scotland."

"What's asparagus? Do you grow it?"

"I am intelligent, but I let myself down because I can't speak properly or spell."

To Jonny when the others were complaining about him while he was lying in bed: "You'll interiate." (As opposed to "deteriorate".)

To PJ after he revealed he knew someone who kept pet peacocks: "You see those things... don't think I'm being daft... but them things that look like eyes, are they their real eyes?"
Jade picks up a photo of PJ on holiday by the sea.
Jade: "Is that where you live?"
PJ: "Yeah, Birmingham seaside."
Jade: "Have they not got seasides in Birmingham?"


"Jonny, I'm not being tictactical in here"

Tim suggested Jade move to the US, to which she replied: "They do speak English there don't they?"

"It's Mona Lisa who's symmetrical, innit?"

When asked by Big Brother to name two vegetables in the garden: "Strawberries and spuds".

"Rio de Janeiro, ain't that a person?"

"They were trying to use me as an escape goat."

"Do they speak Portuganese in Portugal? I thought Portugal was in Spain."

On the final day, in the garden: "Are they really filming us out here? I look like a state."

..........Jade Topless (looks like too horny)
BB 3
edit:[cant post the links_ she is naked everywhere rofl]

this will help

(oh lord....:no:)

http://www.jadegoodyonline.com/gallery/jadegoody_nude.jpg


more...

"Jade Goody, a woman previously most famous for not being able to pronounce very many words, has been criticised for not taking the marathon seriously and dropping out after 19 miles"
news..... (http://www.hecklerspray.com/a-%E2%80%98kebab%E2%80%99-too-far-jade-goody-collapses-during-marathon/)

"Danielle Lloyd - We think Danielle Lloyd's got off pretty lightly here, since she's one of the Celebrity Big Brother housemates with the worst track records against Shilpa. During their drunken argument on Friday night, Danielle called Shilpa a "dog" and "just the cook," and has gone on to back up Jade's attacks wherever possible, as well as saying that Shilpa bleached her facial hair because she wants to be white. It's hard to tell whether or not Danielle is being genuinely racist towards Shilpa, or if she's just jealous because there's more to Shilpa than a fat chest and a middle-aged footballer boyfriend. Either way, we're putting Danielle in the racist bully Celebrity Big Brother 'one to watch' category"
"Jack Tweed - Whether he did it on purpose or not, Jack Tweed kicked off this whole Celebrity Big Brother racism landslide by insulting Shilpa so badly that Celebrity Big Brother needed to bleep it. Several Asian groups claim that the bleeped ward was "Paki" - which probably would warrant all the complaints - but in actual fact Jack was merely calling Shilpa a "cunt". Also, at one point Jack suggested that Shilpa should clean a toilet with her teeth. Jack Tweed, then. Possibly not a racist but definitely an unbelievably stupid, inexcusably nasty little tit. We tell you, if Jack hadn't have wanked up Jade's leg the other day, they'd be no way back for him."
racism a go..go.. (http://www.hecklerspray.com/celebrity-big-brother-betting-odds-chronic-racism-a-go-go/20076550.php)
:rofl:


....more about the Faunty....
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01/jgoodyDM0401_228x656.jpg
nye nye pu pu (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=426409&in_page_id=1879)

"In her autobiography, Jade also tells how her mother was a thief and a 'clipper' - someone who pretends to arrange a prostitute for someone but runs offwith the money instead.

Jackiey also used to beat her daughter, once so badly she ended up in care. Jackiey's temperament also got her into trouble in other ways too.

JADE once got kicked out of school because Jackiey punched a teacher; she was removed from another after her mother punched a parent.

Little wonder that the teenage Jade evolved into a bad kid, terrorising neighbours, biting a girl's earlobe, hanging out at night in pubs, shoplifting and smoking dope
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ENough for now.

2CoNfUsEd
January 18th, 2007, 02:07 AM
OMG she's soooo nasty :Puke:

PuNjabi_RaNi*
January 18th, 2007, 02:07 AM
:rofl: SHE IS NOT A AUNTIE.

Little racist troll is still in her early 20's.

Hope she gets evicted on friday.

ragdoll.
January 18th, 2007, 02:10 AM
i still havnt seen that.

PuNjabi_RaNi*
January 18th, 2007, 02:11 AM
i still havnt seen that.

we UK have live viewing of Shilpa Shetty in the house :love: LOL

fragiledoll
January 18th, 2007, 02:12 AM
OMG she's soooo nasty :Puke:

Dont :Puke: on my thread :p have some Lime.. will help :rofl:

fragiledoll
January 18th, 2007, 02:23 AM
i still havnt seen that.

check out the youtube, we also got hundreds of them threads here.. you gona have fun.

fragiledoll
January 18th, 2007, 02:26 AM
:rofl: SHE IS NOT A AUNTIE.

Little racist troll is still in her early 20's.

Hope she gets evicted on friday.

she is 24.

she looks 100 naked :rofl:
dont google "Jade Goody" you will end up with surprises

ragdoll.
January 18th, 2007, 02:27 AM
check out the youtube, we also got hundreds of them threads here.. you gona have fun.
i'll check it out sumtime

fragiledoll
January 18th, 2007, 06:56 AM
psshhht.. where is everybody?

:mad: where are those members who diss and cuss and call everybody FOB ? and call Lame?

miss u :(

fragiledoll
January 18th, 2007, 05:20 PM
Danielle regrets (http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds11640.html)
Jade's Perfume dropped out of the stores (http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds11681.html)

PreciousPari
January 18th, 2007, 05:22 PM
Whats wrong with her why does she look like that? :weird:

fragiledoll
January 18th, 2007, 05:31 PM
Whats wrong with her why does she look like that? :weird:
thats her in her real life... and everything about her in here is the truth... she needs a shrink too according to me thought!

PreciousPari
January 18th, 2007, 05:37 PM
thats her in her real life... and everything about her in here is the truth... she needs a shrink too according to me thought!

But her face? She looks like a fucked up coke addict troll. :neutral:

fragiledoll
January 18th, 2007, 05:50 PM
But her face? She looks like a fucked up coke addict troll. :neutral:

hahah :lol: love you for that....

she is so fugly and bullying shilpa... Jade should look herself in the mirror first of all..

fragiledoll
January 19th, 2007, 09:17 AM
news:rofl:

Audience are not allowed to attend the eviction at the studio :rolleyes: :sarb:

longjohnsilver
January 19th, 2007, 09:19 AM
How can she be racist when she is 50% black?

Existentialist
January 19th, 2007, 09:22 AM
Regardless of her stupidity, she looks like a pig.

Existentialist
January 19th, 2007, 09:23 AM
But her face? She looks like a fucked up coke addict troll. :neutral:

:rofl:

fragiledoll
January 19th, 2007, 09:30 AM
How can she be racist when she is 50% black?

i knew it..... that is why she keeps coloring her hair.... i knew she is albino :p

Tomato_Soup
January 19th, 2007, 09:35 AM
inside info Shilpa is only gonna be there for 12 episdoes

nahmate
January 19th, 2007, 09:41 AM
wow :ugh2:


"In her autobiography, Jade also tells how her mother was a thief and a 'clipper' - someone who pretends to arrange a prostitute for someone but runs offwith the money instead

Existentialist
January 19th, 2007, 09:45 AM
wow :ugh2:


"In her autobiography, Jade also tells how her mother was a thief and a 'clipper' - someone who pretends to arrange a prostitute for someone but runs offwith the money instead

Maybe like her mother scared the business away and kept the money, with Jade's face, her mum's gotta be something.

fragiledoll
January 19th, 2007, 09:58 AM
Regardless of her stupidity, she looks like a pig.

oh plis, pig is pink cute and eatable :p
she is horrible, fugly, spitable :lol: :rofl:

fragiledoll
January 19th, 2007, 10:03 AM
inside info Shilpa is only gonna be there for 12 episdoes

how many episodes are ther suppose to be?

fragiledoll
January 19th, 2007, 10:05 AM
Maybe like her mother scared the business away and kept the money, with Jade's face, her mum's gotta be something.

her mum got a voice like a male elephant who is in the middle of ejaculation :rofl:

fragiledoll
January 19th, 2007, 10:06 AM
wow :ugh2:


"In her autobiography, Jade also tells how her mother was a thief and a 'clipper' - someone who pretends to arrange a prostitute for someone but runs offwith the money instead

we must buy that book for free..... Since Jade's perfume is droped down, the book might be too..

Existentialist
January 19th, 2007, 10:09 AM
oh plis, pig is pink cute and eatable :p
she is horrible, fugly, spitable :lol: :rofl:

Yeah but you still can imagine her rolling in the mud and oinking.
It was the first thought that came to me with that up close barely clad pic of her covering her boobies with her hands.

Existentialist
January 19th, 2007, 10:09 AM
her mum got a voice like a male elephant who is in the middle of ejaculation :rofl:

Sexy :ugh:

fragiledoll
January 20th, 2007, 12:52 AM
Yeah but you still can imagine her rolling in the mud and oinking.
It was the first thought that came to me with that up close barely clad pic of her covering her boobies with her hands.

lol... i get it...

rolling in the mud is good.. makes your skin moistured...

aahahaa if i will start thinking like the way you do i will definately end up make it look like this

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1287973.jpghttp://images.scotsman.com/2006/11/17/1711griceb.jpg



http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1486152.jpghttp://files.myopera.com/Matta/albums/68437/thumbs/Ugly%20Pig.jpg_thumb.jpg


http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1431136.jpghttp://www.frc.org/img/item/WA06H34_NORMAL.jpg

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1252044.jpghttp://www.northrup.org/photos/crap/Animals2/low/pig.jpg

Existentialist
January 20th, 2007, 12:56 AM
lol... i get it...

rolling in the mud is good.. makes your skin moistured...

aahahaa if i will start thinking like the way you do i will definately end up make it look like this

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1287973.jpghttp://images.scotsman.com/2006/11/17/1711griceb.jpg



http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1486152.jpghttp://files.myopera.com/Matta/albums/68437/thumbs/Ugly%20Pig.jpg_thumb.jpg


http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1431136.jpghttp://www.frc.org/img/item/WA06H34_NORMAL.jpg

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1252044.jpghttp://www.northrup.org/photos/crap/Animals2/low/pig.jpg

:rofl: And that's why we're both Aries.

superblade
January 20th, 2007, 01:00 AM
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This ugly cunt is the one that had all you indians in bunched panties?


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poojasxy
January 20th, 2007, 01:03 AM
lol... i get it...

rolling in the mud is good.. makes your skin moistured...

aahahaa if i will start thinking like the way you do i will definately end up make it look like this

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1287973.jpghttp://images.scotsman.com/2006/11/17/1711griceb.jpg



http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1486152.jpghttp://files.myopera.com/Matta/albums/68437/thumbs/Ugly%20Pig.jpg_thumb.jpg


http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1431136.jpghttp://www.frc.org/img/item/WA06H34_NORMAL.jpg

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1252044.jpghttp://www.northrup.org/photos/crap/Animals2/low/pig.jpgoh dear god!!!!

LMAO! :roflbow:

PuNjabi_RaNi*
January 20th, 2007, 01:05 AM
Whats wrong with her why does she look like that? :weird:



She comes from a rare breed of troll's they live under caves and munch on rocks.

PuNjabi_RaNi*
January 20th, 2007, 01:07 AM
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1431136.jpg

:rofl: wth man

2CoNfUsEd
January 20th, 2007, 01:11 AM
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This ugly cunt is the one that had all you indians in bunched panties?


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LOL but.... she's white... doesnt that already mean tht she's hot on the desi scale?

2CoNfUsEd
January 20th, 2007, 01:14 AM
shilpa :love:

fragiledoll
January 20th, 2007, 01:15 AM
:rofl: And that's why we're both Aries.
omg... ohf...ARIESSSS :dance3: :dance3: :dance3:

lets make out :Pelvic2:

fragiledoll
January 20th, 2007, 01:15 AM
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This ugly cunt is the one that had all you indians in bunched panties?


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yes





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superblade
January 20th, 2007, 01:16 AM
LOL but.... she's white... doesnt that already mean tht she's hot on the desi scale?


Normally it would but I don't think the most desperate indian guy would bang her, even with a brown bag over her head.


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superblade
January 20th, 2007, 01:17 AM
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yes





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okay




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fragiledoll
January 20th, 2007, 01:17 AM
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1431136.jpg

:rofl: wth man

she looks weird. by the way i wonder how does that shhshssshhhhpshshhsths smeel like?

PuNjabi_RaNi*
January 20th, 2007, 01:19 AM
she looks weird. by the way i wonder how does that shhshssshhhhpshshhsths smeel like?

Shilpa?

she probs smell of roses :love:

lol.

fragiledoll
January 20th, 2007, 01:19 AM
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okay




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you copying me?





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superblade
January 20th, 2007, 01:19 AM
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She looks like a typical pudgy inbred brit-whore with a below average IQ.


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fragiledoll
January 20th, 2007, 01:20 AM
LOL but.... she's white... doesnt that already mean tht she's hot on the desi scale?

i don't know?!?!

but she definately makes me :Puke:

superblade
January 20th, 2007, 01:20 AM
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you copying me?





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no, you copyin' me?


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fragiledoll
January 20th, 2007, 01:23 AM
Shilpa?

she probs smell of roses :love:

lol.

ofcourse, but i meant her perfume.

you know, it is every where, in the news, newspaper and Jade said it too, that she cant fukin say english properly and nobody understands her... so over here, the perfume she is holding which is Sshhh... so...
i was trying to mimic her by pronouncing her shhhshshshrthsspp perfume..

i hope you got me?

:ashamed:

PuNjabi_RaNi*
January 20th, 2007, 01:25 AM
forget Jade

It's About Danielle And Jo - The Crafty Little Witches

fragiledoll
January 20th, 2007, 01:25 AM
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She looks like a typical pudgy inbred brit-whore with a below average IQ.


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:rofl: :rofl:

she might not even have the IQ Drive inside her motherbord system :rofl:



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fragiledoll
January 20th, 2007, 01:27 AM
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no, you copyin' me?


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i just did :p :p



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superblade
January 20th, 2007, 01:29 AM
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i just did :p :p



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Oh, cause I was copying you.

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2CoNfUsEd
January 20th, 2007, 01:29 AM
Normally it would but I don't think the most desperate indian guy would bang her, even with a brown bag over her head.


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wht about a black guy??? dont they like chubby white pootang?

fragiledoll
January 20th, 2007, 01:29 AM
forget Jade

It's About Danielle And Jo - The Crafty Little Witches


i dont have anything about them right now.... they are shaken thats all i can say :rofl:

fragiledoll
January 20th, 2007, 01:32 AM
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Oh, cause I was copying you.

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i was copying you, and you copying me, so who is the original?



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2CoNfUsEd
January 20th, 2007, 01:34 AM
lol u know what's funny??? all the MEN seem to be taking shilpa's side...... i mean... it's not like they're ever going to get any :neutral:

PuNjabi_RaNi*
January 20th, 2007, 01:36 AM
lol u know what's funny??? all the MEN seem to be taking shilpa's side...... i mean... it's not like they're ever going to get any :neutral:

What's that gotta do with the price of fish?

It's what you call support.

superblade
January 20th, 2007, 01:38 AM
wht about a black guy??? dont they like chubby white pootang?

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I dont think any guy would screw her even if she had a million dollar check in her cunt.....

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superblade
January 20th, 2007, 01:40 AM
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i was copying you, and you copying me, so who is the original?



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Terry "da Rastaman" Wilson


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superblade
January 20th, 2007, 01:43 AM
lol u know what's funny??? all the MEN seem to be taking shilpa's side...... i mean... it's not like they're ever going to get any :neutral:

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Do they know getting nookie from an Indian girl is almost as impossible as winning the lotto 3 times back-to-back?

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2CoNfUsEd
January 20th, 2007, 01:48 AM
What's that gotta do with the price of fish?

It's what you call support.

hey i wont ever get any frm her.... but i support her.... she's soo hot....

down with the ugly white british bitches :cheers:

2CoNfUsEd
January 20th, 2007, 01:50 AM
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Do they know getting nookie from an Indian girl is almost as impossible as winning the lotto 3 times back-to-back?

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lmao :rofl: :rofl:

that's sooo true

fragiledoll
January 20th, 2007, 03:41 AM
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Terry "da Rastaman" Wilson


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:rofl:


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okay im done with the dots and stupid Enter Key button..
you win, you are the one with so much time, but surely creative!

fragiledoll
January 20th, 2007, 03:44 AM
hey i wont ever get any frm her.... but i support her.... she's soo hot....

down with the ugly white british bitches :cheers:

ahsant.
alas, you spoke!

PreciousPari
January 20th, 2007, 04:04 AM
She comes from a rare breed of troll's they live under caves and munch on rocks.

That explains it. She's like a human miss piggy.

ragdoll.
January 20th, 2007, 05:52 AM
i was just watchin a couple of the clipz on youtube and it makez me wanna cry. they treat her so badly. poor shilpa. =[

WonkaBear
January 20th, 2007, 06:27 AM
:Puker:

http://www.jadegoodyonline.com/gallery/jadegoody_nude.jpg

why the hell is she famous?

fragiledoll
January 20th, 2007, 07:10 AM
^^^ :rofl: i think you are in a very good mood today...

harvey_mayway
January 20th, 2007, 09:03 AM
you people ///

harvey_mayway
January 20th, 2007, 09:04 AM
:Puker:

http://www.jadegoodyonline.com/gallery/jadegoody_nude.jpg

why the hell is she famous?



cause the fat bitch got her kit off.

fragiledoll
January 21st, 2007, 12:56 AM
^^^ :rofl: :rofl: @ the sigy