hussa16
January 9th, 2007, 03:56 PM
An American, a Jew and an Indian are all 3 sentenced to death. The judge tells them: "I am a good guy, so I will allow you to choose the way you want to die...". The American says: "Hang me, just like in the Old West"; they hang him, he dies... Then the Jew said: "I want you to put me in an oven, kill me like Hitler killed my ancestors!"; they cook him, he dies... The Indian comes laughing and the judge reminds him: "there is nothing funny about death you know..."...the Indian apologizes and says he wants to be infected with the most dangerous form of HIV/AIDS...they inject it and the Indian bursts out laughing: "HA! HA! I am not going to die...! I was wearing a condom!!"
How do you keep an indian out of your back yard?
Move the trash cans to the front. (this is actually true)
What do you call a white man surrounded by twenty five indians?
You call him bartender!
What do you call a gay indian?
Brave sucker!
An indian walked into a bar, he was carying a bucket of shit in one hand, a rifle and a cat in the other. he sits and orders a drink, drinks it, throws the bucket of shit in the air and shoots it, then bites the hesd off the cat, the bar tender said what are you doin and the indian said, "ME WANNA BE LIKE WHITE MAN SHOOT SHIT AND EAT PUSSSY"!
How do you keep Indians out of your neighborhood?
Keep a liquor store between your house and the reservation.
What do you call an Indian without a Casino?
A Mexican
Which Indian did more than any other to preserve the land and rights of his people?
Chief Whinestothepress.
How many Indians does it take to eat a freshly killed dear?
Five. One to do the eating, and four to hold up traffic.
How do you keep an indian out of your back yard?
Move the trash cans to the front. (this is actually true)
What do you call a white man surrounded by twenty five indians?
You call him bartender!
What do you call a gay indian?
Brave sucker!
An indian walked into a bar, he was carying a bucket of shit in one hand, a rifle and a cat in the other. he sits and orders a drink, drinks it, throws the bucket of shit in the air and shoots it, then bites the hesd off the cat, the bar tender said what are you doin and the indian said, "ME WANNA BE LIKE WHITE MAN SHOOT SHIT AND EAT PUSSSY"!
How do you keep Indians out of your neighborhood?
Keep a liquor store between your house and the reservation.
What do you call an Indian without a Casino?
A Mexican
Which Indian did more than any other to preserve the land and rights of his people?
Chief Whinestothepress.
How many Indians does it take to eat a freshly killed dear?
Five. One to do the eating, and four to hold up traffic.