paki jokes

[sedated_stars]

im in the mood

[DasJa]

How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
>Cut the rubber band.

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.

Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
>The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?
>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
>A Doberman.

How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
>Not enough sand.

Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

***

A small plane is flying with an american pilot and has three passengers - Atal Bihari, a Paki and a schoolboy with his backpack.
Mid way the plane catches fire and the american says -" Hello, this is ur captain speaking, the plane is on fire. Don't panic because there is good news and bad news. Good news is that there are parachutes but the bad news is that there are only three and iam taking one" so he picks up a parachute and he jumps.
Paki says to ABV and the schoolboy- " I need to bring the joy of jihad to this infidel world. And iam taking this one." so he picks and jumps.
ABV says to the schoolboy - " Allright son, I am old and I did the service for my motherland. U r young and have pletny of life ahead. So why don't u take the other parachute and jump?"
Schoolboy says: " Don't worry Atalji, we still have 2 parachutes. That Paki grabbed my backpack and jumped off."

***

In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Vajpayee and Parwez Musharraf decided to visit each other`s country regularly. The first visit was by Vajpayee to Pakistan. Musharraf showed him Pakistan`s modern Tele-communication system. It was so good that Vajpayee made a call to an old friend in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes! The bill for the call came to only 5 Rupees. When Vajpayee returned, he too wanted India`s Tele-communication systems to be at their best when Musharraf visited India. Suitable arrangements were made for the same. Musharraf came to India, visited the telecom department and then spoke with an old friend in hell for 5 minutes. However, this time, the bill was 500 Rupees! Musharraf asked with a sarcastic smile, "Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in India?" A High level diplomat gave a cool reply, "From Pakistan to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from India it is long distance!"

***

So once three scientists american, japanese, and pakistani are discussing their nation's scientific capability, and the american says, "In our country there was this boy who lost his legs in an accident, and we put artificial ones, and today u know hes an olympic gold medalist!" so the japnese laughs and says, "This is nothing.in our nation there was this boy who lost his hands and legs in accident and we put artifical ones, and today u know, hes karate champion!" so the paki laughs and says, "These are nothing, in our nation there was this boy who had no brains, and so we put a coconut in his head, and today u know......hes the 'Military rule of pakistan!"

***

There's an Indian cricket fan, a Pakistani cricket fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train. The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Indian fan are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani fan is bent over holding his which is red from an apparent slap. The Pakistani fan is thinking "Oh God, that Indian must have tried to kiss this lady, she though it was me and slapped me." The lady is thinking, " That Pakistani fan must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Indian fan instead and got slapped." The Indian fan was thinking to himself...."If the train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani again."

***

Scene: trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side, suddenly Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts! "Oye Abdul!" Guy pops up from other trench "Kya hai be" BANG shot dead!
"Oye Karim" 2 guys stand up, "Kya hai saala" BANG BANG both khalaas.
"Oye Mustafa!" 2 more, BANG-BANG! dono saale khalaas!
Pakis get worried, they think saala Sardarji log, when did they get so smart? Decide to try it themselves.
"Abe Gurdev Singh".... silence.
"Oye Gurdev Singh!!".... silence.
"O bhai, Gurdev Singh!"
"Oye Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?"
Paki gets up, "Mein" BANG!

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I'm always in the mood for a good paki joke :roflbow:
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[sedated_stars]

my dad told me one why did they build this road straight so no pakis could make corner shops
and what are pakis with green hair
trees

[sexxichic2envy]

Useless Junk And Flame...........................

[.Mazzy.]

my dad told me one why did they build this road straight so no pakis could make corner shops
and what are pakis with green hair
trees
The pakis with green hair joke was FAH-KING-GAY.

[vava_vooom]

my dad told me one why did they build this road straight so no pakis could make corner shops
and what are pakis with green hair
trees

Shows how dumb and stupid your dad is

[sedated_stars]

2 PAKIS WALK OUT OF DIVORCE COURT MAN AND WOMAN ?
WOMANS CRYING HER EYES OUT MAN TURNS AND SAYS
DONT WORRY WERE STILL COUSINS
btw im paki hahah oh well were all whitewasshed bitches

[DasJa]

AN ALL time fav:
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A Pakistani US citizen goes to the doctor because he just simply doesn't feel good. He's tired, his stomach is upset, he has a headache. Just feels terrible.The doctor checks him over and can't find any medical reason for him to feel the way he does.

He offers a Naturotherepy approach that he has seen work before.

The Pakistani man is stunned, through, that the treatment means he has to go home, shit and piss into a plastic bag
and leave it in his basement for a week.

"Trust me," the doctor says, "I have seen this work."
The man goes home and follows through on the
instructions. Within a day, though his house smells terrible and by the end of the week, it is an overwhelming stench.
His eyes water every time he walks in the door, but he feels no better. He calls to yell at the doctor who calmly says,
"Go down and take three big deep breaths directly from the bag and you will be cured."

"You're crazy!" comes the reply. "Trust me." says the doctor.Down he goes into the basement and he takes the
first breath.Gagging and choking, he does it again. Then, on the third breath, he feels the headache leave.

His stomach settles and he feels amazingly well.The stench is even tolerable. He calls the doctor to tell him the good
news. "I told you I've seen this work with people from Pakistan before, "says the doctor. "You were just homesick!"

[nychump]

2 PAKIS WALK OUT OF DIVORCE COURT MAN AND WOMAN ?
WOMANS CRYING HER EYES OUT MAN TURNS AND SAYS
DONT WORRY WERE STILL COUSINS
btw im paki hahah oh well were all whitewasshed bitches


you gotta work on your delivery.. and better jokes would help as well...

[sedated_stars]

Shows how dumb and stupid your dad is
shutup gayface

[vava_vooom]

shutup gayface

oooooh temper temper bend over then :buttsex:

[sedated_stars]

AN ALL time fav:
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A Pakistani US citizen goes to the doctor because he just simply doesn't feel good. He's tired, his stomach is upset, he has a headache. Just feels terrible.The doctor checks him over and can't find any medical reason for him to feel the way he does.

He offers a Naturotherepy approach that he has seen work before.

The Pakistani man is stunned, through, that the treatment means he has to go home, shit and piss into a plastic bag
and leave it in his basement for a week.

"Trust me," the doctor says, "I have seen this work."
The man goes home and follows through on the
instructions. Within a day, though his house smells terrible and by the end of the week, it is an overwhelming stench.
His eyes water every time he walks in the door, but he feels no better. He calls to yell at the doctor who calmly says,
"Go down and take three big deep breaths directly from the bag and you will be cured."

"You're crazy!" comes the reply. "Trust me." says the doctor.Down he goes into the basement and he takes the
first breath.Gagging and choking, he does it again. Then, on the third breath, he feels the headache leave.

His stomach settles and he feels amazingly well.The stench is even tolerable. He calls the doctor to tell him the good
news. "I told you I've seen this work with people from Pakistan before, "says the doctor. "You were just homesick!"



omg hahhaha

[sedated_stars]

oooooh temper temper bend over then :buttsex:
so what u can rub ur vagina on my backside

[SLAVE OF ALLAH]

Ok no decent jokes.

[la_bele_dame]

AN ALL time fav:
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A Pakistani US citizen goes to the doctor because he just simply doesn't feel good. He's tired, his stomach is upset, he has a headache. Just feels terrible.The doctor checks him over and can't find any medical reason for him to feel the way he does.

He offers a Naturotherepy approach that he has seen work before.

The Pakistani man is stunned, through, that the treatment means he has to go home, shit and piss into a plastic bag
and leave it in his basement for a week.

"Trust me," the doctor says, "I have seen this work."
The man goes home and follows through on the
instructions. Within a day, though his house smells terrible and by the end of the week, it is an overwhelming stench.
His eyes water every time he walks in the door, but he feels no better. He calls to yell at the doctor who calmly says,
"Go down and take three big deep breaths directly from the bag and you will be cured."

"You're crazy!" comes the reply. "Trust me." says the doctor.Down he goes into the basement and he takes the
first breath.Gagging and choking, he does it again. Then, on the third breath, he feels the headache leave.

His stomach settles and he feels amazingly well.The stench is even tolerable. He calls the doctor to tell him the good
news. "I told you I've seen this work with people from Pakistan before, "says the doctor. "You were just homesick!"

i have to agree
thats just tooooooooooo good
:rofl:

[sedated_stars]

:buttsex: come on hahahahahahah

[nayeemx33]

AN ALL time fav:
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A Pakistani US citizen goes to the doctor because he just simply doesn't feel good. He's tired, his stomach is upset, he has a headache. Just feels terrible.The doctor checks him over and can't find any medical reason for him to feel the way he does.

He offers a Naturotherepy approach that he has seen work before.

The Pakistani man is stunned, through, that the treatment means he has to go home, shit and piss into a plastic bag
and leave it in his basement for a week.

"Trust me," the doctor says, "I have seen this work."
The man goes home and follows through on the
instructions. Within a day, though his house smells terrible and by the end of the week, it is an overwhelming stench.
His eyes water every time he walks in the door, but he feels no better. He calls to yell at the doctor who calmly says,
"Go down and take three big deep breaths directly from the bag and you will be cured."

"You're crazy!" comes the reply. "Trust me." says the doctor.Down he goes into the basement and he takes the
first breath.Gagging and choking, he does it again. Then, on the third breath, he feels the headache leave.

His stomach settles and he feels amazingly well.The stench is even tolerable. He calls the doctor to tell him the good
news. "I told you I've seen this work with people from Pakistan before, "says the doctor. "You were just homesick!"

:rofl:

[miss punjabban]

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept Musharraf Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that........

Bush What buildings? What people??
Musharraf Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf Oops...Will call back in an hour!


:rofl:

[la_bele_dame]

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept Musharraf Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that........

Bush What buildings? What people??
Musharraf Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf Oops...Will call back in an hour!


:rofl:


:roflbow: perfect

[kashif1986]

2 PAKIS WALK OUT OF DIVORCE COURT MAN AND WOMAN ?
WOMANS CRYING HER EYES OUT MAN TURNS AND SAYS
DONT WORRY WERE STILL COUSINS
btw im paki hahah oh well were all whitewasshed bitches

all? u sure?

[sunny333333]

How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
>Cut the rubber band.

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.

Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
>The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?
>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
>A Doberman.

How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
>Not enough sand.

Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

***

A small plane is flying with an american pilot and has three passengers - Atal Bihari, a Paki and a schoolboy with his backpack.
Mid way the plane catches fire and the american says -" Hello, this is ur captain speaking, the plane is on fire. Don't panic because there is good news and bad news. Good news is that there are parachutes but the bad news is that there are only three and iam taking one" so he picks up a parachute and he jumps.
Paki says to ABV and the schoolboy- " I need to bring the joy of jihad to this infidel world. And iam taking this one." so he picks and jumps.
ABV says to the schoolboy - " Allright son, I am old and I did the service for my motherland. U r young and have pletny of life ahead. So why don't u take the other parachute and jump?"
Schoolboy says: " Don't worry Atalji, we still have 2 parachutes. That Paki grabbed my backpack and jumped off."

***

In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Vajpayee and Parwez Musharraf decided to visit each other`s country regularly. The first visit was by Vajpayee to Pakistan. Musharraf showed him Pakistan`s modern Tele-communication system. It was so good that Vajpayee made a call to an old friend in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes! The bill for the call came to only 5 Rupees. When Vajpayee returned, he too wanted India`s Tele-communication systems to be at their best when Musharraf visited India. Suitable arrangements were made for the same. Musharraf came to India, visited the telecom department and then spoke with an old friend in hell for 5 minutes. However, this time, the bill was 500 Rupees! Musharraf asked with a sarcastic smile, "Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in India?" A High level diplomat gave a cool reply, "From Pakistan to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from India it is long distance!"

***

So once three scientists american, japanese, and pakistani are discussing their nation's scientific capability, and the american says, "In our country there was this boy who lost his legs in an accident, and we put artificial ones, and today u know hes an olympic gold medalist!" so the japnese laughs and says, "This is nothing.in our nation there was this boy who lost his hands and legs in accident and we put artifical ones, and today u know, hes karate champion!" so the paki laughs and says, "These are nothing, in our nation there was this boy who had no brains, and so we put a coconut in his head, and today u know......hes the 'Military rule of pakistan!"

***

There's an Indian cricket fan, a Pakistani cricket fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train. The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Indian fan are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani fan is bent over holding his which is red from an apparent slap. The Pakistani fan is thinking "Oh God, that Indian must have tried to kiss this lady, she though it was me and slapped me." The lady is thinking, " That Pakistani fan must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Indian fan instead and got slapped." The Indian fan was thinking to himself...."If the train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani again."

***

Scene: trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side, suddenly Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts! "Oye Abdul!" Guy pops up from other trench "Kya hai be" BANG shot dead!
"Oye Karim" 2 guys stand up, "Kya hai saala" BANG BANG both khalaas.
"Oye Mustafa!" 2 more, BANG-BANG! dono saale khalaas!
Pakis get worried, they think saala Sardarji log, when did they get so smart? Decide to try it themselves.
"Abe Gurdev Singh".... silence.
"Oye Gurdev Singh!!".... silence.
"O bhai, Gurdev Singh!"
"Oye Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?"
Paki gets up, "Mein" BANG!

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I'm always in the mood for a good paki joke :roflbow:
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nice jokes but they were jokes for other races u jus changed all the names to pakistani lol

[beram_khan]

nice jokes but they were jokes for other races u jus changed all the names to pakistani lol

i swear a saw these jokes like 8 years ago except it had indian written instead of pakistani...

that guy is sad...at least make your own jokes.... :p

[DasJa]

i swear a saw these jokes like 8 years ago except it had indian written instead of pakistani...

that guy is sad...at least make your own jokes.... :p
You swear wrong son :shame:

[beram_khan]

You swear wrong son :shame:

oi chal....

[sedated_stars]

all? u sure?
i meant me

[DasJa]

oi chal....
Daffa ho...
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A Paki, while visiting Mumbai, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the New Andheri Flyover, the Paki who has never seen such big buildings asks the cab driver "What's this thing?" "That's the New Flyover, the biggest in Mumbai" replied the cabbie. "Flyover? How long did it take to build that?" asked the Paki. "About 5 years" replied the cabbie.
"5 years? We build them twice as high, twice as wide and four times as long down in Karachi, and we do that in six months."
A while later the cab driver makes his was past the Nehru Planetarium. "What's that building over there?" asks the Paki. "That's the Planetarium " replied the cabbie. "Plantarum huh ? How long'd it take to build that?" asked the Paki. "About three years" replied the cabbie. "Three years? We build them twice as high, three times as long and four times as wide as that down in Karachi, and it only takes us about two weeks."
Shortly thereafter the cabbie drives past the Air India building . "What's that building there?" asks the Paki, pointing at the tower. "I don't know" replied the cabbie, "It wasn't here when I drove by yesterday.

[sedated_stars]

:dance3:

[kashif1986]

i meant me
but u said "we all are"
:neutral:

[sedated_stars]

ment me and my friendss

[sedated_stars]

wheres vagina at(vavavoom)

[beram_khan]

Daffa ho...
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A Paki, while visiting Mumbai, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the New Andheri Flyover, the Paki who has never seen such big buildings asks the cab driver "What's this thing?" "That's the New Flyover, the biggest in Mumbai" replied the cabbie. "Flyover? How long did it take to build that?" asked the Paki. "About 5 years" replied the cabbie.
"5 years? We build them twice as high, twice as wide and four times as long down in Karachi, and we do that in six months."
A while later the cab driver makes his was past the Nehru Planetarium. "What's that building over there?" asks the Paki. "That's the Planetarium " replied the cabbie. "Plantarum huh ? How long'd it take to build that?" asked the Paki. "About three years" replied the cabbie. "Three years? We build them twice as high, three times as long and four times as wide as that down in Karachi, and it only takes us about two weeks."
Shortly thereafter the cabbie drives past the Air India building . "What's that building there?" asks the Paki, pointing at the tower. "I don't know" replied the cabbie, "It wasn't here when I drove by yesterday.

oi kuthi dey bachay....teri paan di....

[DasJa]

oi kuthi dey bachay....teri paan di....
Araam naal gal kar, teri maa da yaar yah mein....

[sedated_stars]

Araam naal gal kar, teri maa da yaar yah mein....
ahhahahaha i <3 u
:p

[beram_khan]

Teri ma di puddhi eni vadi haigi jes vele main onu ungly denda meri karri ta 2 anghootian pass jan de.

[The Anti Desi]

How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
>Cut the rubber band.

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.

Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
>The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?
>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
>A Doberman.

How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
>Not enough sand.

Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

***

A small plane is flying with an american pilot and has three passengers - Atal Bihari, a Paki and a schoolboy with his backpack.
Mid way the plane catches fire and the american says -" Hello, this is ur captain speaking, the plane is on fire. Don't panic because there is good news and bad news. Good news is that there are parachutes but the bad news is that there are only three and iam taking one" so he picks up a parachute and he jumps.
Paki says to ABV and the schoolboy- " I need to bring the joy of jihad to this infidel world. And iam taking this one." so he picks and jumps.
ABV says to the schoolboy - " Allright son, I am old and I did the service for my motherland. U r young and have pletny of life ahead. So why don't u take the other parachute and jump?"
Schoolboy says: " Don't worry Atalji, we still have 2 parachutes. That Paki grabbed my backpack and jumped off."

***

In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Vajpayee and Parwez Musharraf decided to visit each other`s country regularly. The first visit was by Vajpayee to Pakistan. Musharraf showed him Pakistan`s modern Tele-communication system. It was so good that Vajpayee made a call to an old friend in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes! The bill for the call came to only 5 Rupees. When Vajpayee returned, he too wanted India`s Tele-communication systems to be at their best when Musharraf visited India. Suitable arrangements were made for the same. Musharraf came to India, visited the telecom department and then spoke with an old friend in hell for 5 minutes. However, this time, the bill was 500 Rupees! Musharraf asked with a sarcastic smile, "Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in India?" A High level diplomat gave a cool reply, "From Pakistan to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from India it is long distance!"

***

So once three scientists american, japanese, and pakistani are discussing their nation's scientific capability, and the american says, "In our country there was this boy who lost his legs in an accident, and we put artificial ones, and today u know hes an olympic gold medalist!" so the japnese laughs and says, "This is nothing.in our nation there was this boy who lost his hands and legs in accident and we put artifical ones, and today u know, hes karate champion!" so the paki laughs and says, "These are nothing, in our nation there was this boy who had no brains, and so we put a coconut in his head, and today u know......hes the 'Military rule of pakistan!"

***

There's an Indian cricket fan, a Pakistani cricket fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train. The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Indian fan are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani fan is bent over holding his which is red from an apparent slap. The Pakistani fan is thinking "Oh God, that Indian must have tried to kiss this lady, she though it was me and slapped me." The lady is thinking, " That Pakistani fan must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Indian fan instead and got slapped." The Indian fan was thinking to himself...."If the train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani again."

***

Scene: trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side, suddenly Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts! "Oye Abdul!" Guy pops up from other trench "Kya hai be" BANG shot dead!
"Oye Karim" 2 guys stand up, "Kya hai saala" BANG BANG both khalaas.
"Oye Mustafa!" 2 more, BANG-BANG! dono saale khalaas!
Pakis get worried, they think saala Sardarji log, when did they get so smart? Decide to try it themselves.
"Abe Gurdev Singh".... silence.
"Oye Gurdev Singh!!".... silence.
"O bhai, Gurdev Singh!"
"Oye Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?"
Paki gets up, "Mein" BANG!

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I'm always in the mood for a good paki joke :roflbow:
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This post is classic :lollol:

[intriguingchica!]

How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
>Cut the rubber band.

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.

Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
>The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?
>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
>A Doberman.

How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
>Not enough sand.

Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

***

A small plane is flying with an american pilot and has three passengers - Atal Bihari, a Paki and a schoolboy with his backpack.
Mid way the plane catches fire and the american says -" Hello, this is ur captain speaking, the plane is on fire. Don't panic because there is good news and bad news. Good news is that there are parachutes but the bad news is that there are only three and iam taking one" so he picks up a parachute and he jumps.
Paki says to ABV and the schoolboy- " I need to bring the joy of jihad to this infidel world. And iam taking this one." so he picks and jumps.
ABV says to the schoolboy - " Allright son, I am old and I did the service for my motherland. U r young and have pletny of life ahead. So why don't u take the other parachute and jump?"
Schoolboy says: " Don't worry Atalji, we still have 2 parachutes. That Paki grabbed my backpack and jumped off."

***

In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Vajpayee and Parwez Musharraf decided to visit each other`s country regularly. The first visit was by Vajpayee to Pakistan. Musharraf showed him Pakistan`s modern Tele-communication system. It was so good that Vajpayee made a call to an old friend in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes! The bill for the call came to only 5 Rupees. When Vajpayee returned, he too wanted India`s Tele-communication systems to be at their best when Musharraf visited India. Suitable arrangements were made for the same. Musharraf came to India, visited the telecom department and then spoke with an old friend in hell for 5 minutes. However, this time, the bill was 500 Rupees! Musharraf asked with a sarcastic smile, "Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in India?" A High level diplomat gave a cool reply, "From Pakistan to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from India it is long distance!"

***

So once three scientists american, japanese, and pakistani are discussing their nation's scientific capability, and the american says, "In our country there was this boy who lost his legs in an accident, and we put artificial ones, and today u know hes an olympic gold medalist!" so the japnese laughs and says, "This is nothing.in our nation there was this boy who lost his hands and legs in accident and we put artifical ones, and today u know, hes karate champion!" so the paki laughs and says, "These are nothing, in our nation there was this boy who had no brains, and so we put a coconut in his head, and today u know......hes the 'Military rule of pakistan!"

***

There's an Indian cricket fan, a Pakistani cricket fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train. The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Indian fan are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani fan is bent over holding his which is red from an apparent slap. The Pakistani fan is thinking "Oh God, that Indian must have tried to kiss this lady, she though it was me and slapped me." The lady is thinking, " That Pakistani fan must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Indian fan instead and got slapped." The Indian fan was thinking to himself...."If the train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani again."

***

Scene: trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side, suddenly Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts! "Oye Abdul!" Guy pops up from other trench "Kya hai be" BANG shot dead!
"Oye Karim" 2 guys stand up, "Kya hai saala" BANG BANG both khalaas.
"Oye Mustafa!" 2 more, BANG-BANG! dono saale khalaas!
Pakis get worried, they think saala Sardarji log, when did they get so smart? Decide to try it themselves.
"Abe Gurdev Singh".... silence.
"Oye Gurdev Singh!!".... silence.
"O bhai, Gurdev Singh!"
"Oye Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?"
Paki gets up, "Mein" BANG!

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[The Anti Desi]

2 PAKIS WALK OUT OF DIVORCE COURT MAN AND WOMAN ?
WOMANS CRYING HER EYES OUT MAN TURNS AND SAYS
DONT WORRY WERE STILL COUSINS
btw im paki hahah oh well were all whitewasshed bitches
:lollol:

[DasJa]

Teri ma di puddhi eni vadi haigi jes vele main onu ungly denda meri karri ta 2 anghootian pass jan de.
TERI MAA DI FUDDi'CH LUN VAAR K MUMME CHOOPNE!!!

[DasJa]

:ughpoke: :squint:
:anxious:

[beram_khan]

TERI MAA DI FUDDi'CH LUN VAAR K MUMME CHOOPNE!!!


Meray tuttaya de choowa noo kungi maar madarchod!

[The Anti Desi]

What do you call an attractive paki?
Asif!

[DasJa]

Meray tuttaya de choowa noo kungi maar madarchod!
TERI MAA DE FUDE CH ANAR BOMB RAKH RAKH CHALANE AA LOHRHI WALE DIN

[KingDiamond]

AN ALL time fav:
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A Pakistani US citizen goes to the doctor because he just simply doesn't feel good. He's tired, his stomach is upset, he has a headache. Just feels terrible.The doctor checks him over and can't find any medical reason for him to feel the way he does.

He offers a Naturotherepy approach that he has seen work before.

The Pakistani man is stunned, through, that the treatment means he has to go home, shit and piss into a plastic bag
and leave it in his basement for a week.

"Trust me," the doctor says, "I have seen this work."
The man goes home and follows through on the
instructions. Within a day, though his house smells terrible and by the end of the week, it is an overwhelming stench.
His eyes water every time he walks in the door, but he feels no better. He calls to yell at the doctor who calmly says,
"Go down and take three big deep breaths directly from the bag and you will be cured."

"You're crazy!" comes the reply. "Trust me." says the doctor.Down he goes into the basement and he takes the
first breath.Gagging and choking, he does it again. Then, on the third breath, he feels the headache leave.

His stomach settles and he feels amazingly well.The stench is even tolerable. He calls the doctor to tell him the good
news. "I told you I've seen this work with people from Pakistan before, "says the doctor. "You were just homesick!"

:roflbow:

[beram_khan]

TERI MAA DE FUDE CH ANAR BOMB RAKH RAKH CHALANE AA LOHRHI WALE DIN

Teri ma nu bandhari al lagyaa!

[fragiledoll]

i know a real incident of paki's.... they stare at you for hours.

[beram_khan]

Jaa tere maa nu bingey khar khe kusse oh de leh

[KingDiamond]

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept Musharraf Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that........

Bush What buildings? What people??
Musharraf Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf Oops...Will call back in an hour!


:rofl:

:rofl:

[sedated_stars]

what do u call a paki with a spot on his heead
rasheed
rash-heed ahah scottish

[desidancer]

Daffa ho...
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A Paki, while visiting Mumbai, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the New Andheri Flyover, the Paki who has never seen such big buildings asks the cab driver "What's this thing?" "That's the New Flyover, the biggest in Mumbai" replied the cabbie. "Flyover? How long did it take to build that?" asked the Paki. "About 5 years" replied the cabbie.
"5 years? We build them twice as high, twice as wide and four times as long down in Karachi, and we do that in six months."
A while later the cab driver makes his was past the Nehru Planetarium. "What's that building over there?" asks the Paki. "That's the Planetarium " replied the cabbie. "Plantarum huh ? How long'd it take to build that?" asked the Paki. "About three years" replied the cabbie. "Three years? We build them twice as high, three times as long and four times as wide as that down in Karachi, and it only takes us about two weeks."
Shortly thereafter the cabbie drives past the Air India building . "What's that building there?" asks the Paki, pointing at the tower. "I don't know" replied the cabbie, "It wasn't here when I drove by yesterday.

:neutral:
the other ones were better. lol
cept they weren't really original i've seen most of the same ones but for other races.

[beram_khan]

all u indians are probably jerkin off to this shit aren't ya...?

[desidancer]

i know a real incident of paki's.... they stare at you for hours.

i think that goes for all desis :rolleyes:

[sedated_stars]

all u indians are probably jerkin off to this shit aren't ya...?
whats there to jack off about?

[The Anti Desi]

i know a real incident of paki's.... they stare at you for hours.
I'd stare at you for hours :eyebrow:

[beram_khan]

whats there to jack off about?

you tell me ma yaday....

[Mav]

2 PAKIS WALK OUT OF DIVORCE COURT MAN AND WOMAN ?
WOMANS CRYING HER EYES OUT MAN TURNS AND SAYS
DONT WORRY WERE STILL COUSINS
btw im paki hahah oh well were all whitewasshed bitches

:rofl: haha that was funny

[DasJa]

Jaa tere maa nu bingey khar khe kusse oh de leh
Teri ma di bingi lund, Maachaud!
Tere lan tere bebe de pudhe vich, jaa baa dee pudi choop! Tera binga lulla teri manh di andhi phudi vich!

[fragiledoll]

Once a Cow, Elephant & a Paki were debating on who is the greatest among
the three. So here goes..................

Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why im the greatest.

Elephant: I eat 100 Kg of sugar-cane daily and that's why I am the
greatest!!



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Hellooooooo!!!!!! What are you waiting for?!?!?!?
It's your turn to speak up. locate quick reply box and speak up man!!!

[sedated_stars]

What do you say to a Paki that asks you out? Asif
What do you call a Paki with a Ferrari? A thief
What do you call a Paki prostitute? Lahore.
What do you call a Paki with 1 hair? Iqbal.

Kid: Mum I'm going to the barbers.
Mum: Oh you need a haircut.
Kid: No, my mate's house.

Why doesn't Pakistan have a football team?
Every time it's a corner they build a shop.

Why do Romans always build their roads straight?
So Paki's can't build cornershops

[beram_khan]

Teri ma di bingi lund, Maachaud!
Tere lan tere bebe de pudhe vich, jaa baa dee pudi choop! Tera binga lulla teri manh di andhi phudi vich!

Twari maa di duddaya wichoo parseena di badboo

[sedated_stars]

off topic how do you blind fold an asian - dental floss

[fragiledoll]

Teri ma di bingi lund, Maachaud!
Tere lan tere bebe de pudhe vich, jaa baa dee pudi choop! Tera binga lulla teri manh di andhi phudi vich!

omg.... what language is that.

[beram_khan]

Apni maa di choot wich ja ker so ja

[sedated_stars]

Apni maa di choot wich ja ker so ja
why dont you fuck off

[sedated_stars]

1. What is the difference between a Pakistani and a
terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

2. How do you get a Pakistani to listen?
Start your sentence with, "Kashmir............"

3. What is the difference between a Pakistani and a clown?
A clown knows when he is acting funny.

4. How do you know if a Pakistani is planning an
infiltration in Kashmir?
He is breathing.

5. What is the shape of the favorite Pakistani roti?
Map of Kashmir.

6. When was the last time peaceful resolution of Kashmir was discussed in Pakistan?
It's unknown, cos it's never happened.

7.How do you explain the savage torture of Indian soldiers by Pakistanis?
It is instinctive behaviour and common to lower animals that can't think. Tests show that the average Pakistani rates 3% higher in general intelligence-higher, that is, than
donkeys.

8. What is the first prerequisite to join the Pakistani army?
Be able to draw a map of Kashmir.

9. What is the second prerequisite?
Prove yourself by torturing and murdering somebody.

10. What is the third?
Expertise in cultivating opium.

11. What is the lower limit for IQ to join this terrorist organisation which is called the Pakistani army?
It used to be 30 at the time of independence but they fell short of conscripts as nobody qualified. [There is a rumour it may be reduced further as they need more people to fight the jihad in Kashmir].

12. Why is the Pakistani army obsessed with Kashmir?
They think the weather is good for cultivation of opium.

13. Instead of asking the US to declare Pakistan a terrorist state, why dont we do it ourselves?
You tell me and we'll both know!

14. In 1965 & 1971 wars almost all captured territory was returned to Pakistan. So what happens in the next war?
There wont be a country left to return territory to. Pakistan will be divided into 4 countries: Sindh, Baluchistan, West Punjab & NWFP.

15. Pakistan knows it cannot win a war against India.Why then does it keep attacking India?
The morons [see IQ above] think, that if they keep doing it, by law of averages, they must win someday. Moreover they rely on our patience and tolerance and know they will get back later whatever they lose in the war.Remember the Afghan Mahmud of Ghori, beaten but chivalrously let go by Prithviraj Chauhan seventeen times. He came back, and when he got his first chance,defeated, blinded and murdered Chauhan
in 1192 CE at the Battle of Tarain. Those who forget history are condemned to repeat it.

18. You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussien, Adolf Hitler, and a pakistani. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
Shoot the pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

19. What's brown and black and looks great on a pakistani?
A Doberman.

20. How can you tell when a pakistani is lying?
His lips are moving.

22. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of pakistanis?
He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

[yeeee]

i dunno any paki jokes at the top of my head
too lazy to reasearch :dunno:

[_Menace_]

Lame jokes :no:

[yeeee]

2 PAKIS WALK OUT OF DIVORCE COURT MAN AND WOMAN ?
WOMANS CRYING HER EYES OUT MAN TURNS AND SAYS
DONT WORRY WERE STILL COUSINS
btw im paki hahah oh well were all whitewasshed bitches
:kekeke:

[yeeee]

Lame jokes :no:
tell a joke that isnt lame?

[pinksari]

what do you call a hot paki boy?
as if :D

[fragiledoll]

What do you say to a Paki that asks you out? Asif
What do you call a Paki with a Ferrari? A thief
What do you call a Paki prostitute? Lahore.
What do you call a Paki with 1 hair? Iqbal.

Kid: Mum I'm going to the barbers.
Mum: Oh you need a haircut.
Kid: No, my mate's house.

Why doesn't Pakistan have a football team?
Every time it's a corner they build a shop.

Why do Romans always build their roads straight?
So Paki's can't build cornershops
ATEEF :rofl:

[DasJa]

Apni maa di choot wich ja ker so ja
Tu kussa te gadhe da lunn te khassi phen da yaar a,teri maa di maari lunn phenchodya khassi

[desidancer]

wow
these r getting stupider by the second.

[sachin_patel]

lol @ we are still cousines and wtc one :lol:

[urbannomad23]

stop saying paki, it's pakistani nitwits.

[DasJa]

Q. What do you call a Paki with no sisters?
A. A virgin.

Q.What do you call a Paki with half a brain?
A. Gifted

Q : What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?...
A : Problem...
Q : What do you call 10 Pakis on the moon?...
A : Problem...
Q : What do you call a 100 Pakis on the moon?...
A : Problem...
Q :What do you call all the Pakis on the moon?...
A : ................ Problem Solved!

[fragiledoll]

i think that goes for all desis :rolleyes:

wow, i didnt knew that...

[fragiledoll]

I'd stare at you for hours :eyebrow:

i will make sure i jump here and there doing ballet..

[sWeEtnDsOuR]

How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
>Cut the rubber band.

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.

Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
>The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?
>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
>A Doberman.

How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
>Not enough sand.

Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

***

A small plane is flying with an american pilot and has three passengers - Atal Bihari, a Paki and a schoolboy with his backpack.
Mid way the plane catches fire and the american says -" Hello, this is ur captain speaking, the plane is on fire. Don't panic because there is good news and bad news. Good news is that there are parachutes but the bad news is that there are only three and iam taking one" so he picks up a parachute and he jumps.
Paki says to ABV and the schoolboy- " I need to bring the joy of jihad to this infidel world. And iam taking this one." so he picks and jumps.
ABV says to the schoolboy - " Allright son, I am old and I did the service for my motherland. U r young and have pletny of life ahead. So why don't u take the other parachute and jump?"
Schoolboy says: " Don't worry Atalji, we still have 2 parachutes. That Paki grabbed my backpack and jumped off."

***

In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Vajpayee and Parwez Musharraf decided to visit each other`s country regularly. The first visit was by Vajpayee to Pakistan. Musharraf showed him Pakistan`s modern Tele-communication system. It was so good that Vajpayee made a call to an old friend in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes! The bill for the call came to only 5 Rupees. When Vajpayee returned, he too wanted India`s Tele-communication systems to be at their best when Musharraf visited India. Suitable arrangements were made for the same. Musharraf came to India, visited the telecom department and then spoke with an old friend in hell for 5 minutes. However, this time, the bill was 500 Rupees! Musharraf asked with a sarcastic smile, "Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in India?" A High level diplomat gave a cool reply, "From Pakistan to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from India it is long distance!"

***

So once three scientists american, japanese, and pakistani are discussing their nation's scientific capability, and the american says, "In our country there was this boy who lost his legs in an accident, and we put artificial ones, and today u know hes an olympic gold medalist!" so the japnese laughs and says, "This is nothing.in our nation there was this boy who lost his hands and legs in accident and we put artifical ones, and today u know, hes karate champion!" so the paki laughs and says, "These are nothing, in our nation there was this boy who had no brains, and so we put a coconut in his head, and today u know......hes the 'Military rule of pakistan!"

***

There's an Indian cricket fan, a Pakistani cricket fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train. The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Indian fan are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani fan is bent over holding his which is red from an apparent slap. The Pakistani fan is thinking "Oh God, that Indian must have tried to kiss this lady, she though it was me and slapped me." The lady is thinking, " That Pakistani fan must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Indian fan instead and got slapped." The Indian fan was thinking to himself...."If the train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani again."

***

Scene: trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side, suddenly Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts! "Oye Abdul!" Guy pops up from other trench "Kya hai be" BANG shot dead!
"Oye Karim" 2 guys stand up, "Kya hai saala" BANG BANG both khalaas.
"Oye Mustafa!" 2 more, BANG-BANG! dono saale khalaas!
Pakis get worried, they think saala Sardarji log, when did they get so smart? Decide to try it themselves.
"Abe Gurdev Singh".... silence.
"Oye Gurdev Singh!!".... silence.
"O bhai, Gurdev Singh!"
"Oye Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?"
Paki gets up, "Mein" BANG!

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dude...u kill me.

[sWeEtnDsOuR]

How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
>Cut the rubber band.

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.

Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
>The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?
>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
>A Doberman.

How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
>Not enough sand.

Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

***

A small plane is flying with an american pilot and has three passengers - Atal Bihari, a Paki and a schoolboy with his backpack.
Mid way the plane catches fire and the american says -" Hello, this is ur captain speaking, the plane is on fire. Don't panic because there is good news and bad news. Good news is that there are parachutes but the bad news is that there are only three and iam taking one" so he picks up a parachute and he jumps.
Paki says to ABV and the schoolboy- " I need to bring the joy of jihad to this infidel world. And iam taking this one." so he picks and jumps.
ABV says to the schoolboy - " Allright son, I am old and I did the service for my motherland. U r young and have pletny of life ahead. So why don't u take the other parachute and jump?"
Schoolboy says: " Don't worry Atalji, we still have 2 parachutes. That Paki grabbed my backpack and jumped off."

***

In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Vajpayee and Parwez Musharraf decided to visit each other`s country regularly. The first visit was by Vajpayee to Pakistan. Musharraf showed him Pakistan`s modern Tele-communication system. It was so good that Vajpayee made a call to an old friend in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes! The bill for the call came to only 5 Rupees. When Vajpayee returned, he too wanted India`s Tele-communication systems to be at their best when Musharraf visited India. Suitable arrangements were made for the same. Musharraf came to India, visited the telecom department and then spoke with an old friend in hell for 5 minutes. However, this time, the bill was 500 Rupees! Musharraf asked with a sarcastic smile, "Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in India?" A High level diplomat gave a cool reply, "From Pakistan to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from India it is long distance!"

***

So once three scientists american, japanese, and pakistani are discussing their nation's scientific capability, and the american says, "In our country there was this boy who lost his legs in an accident, and we put artificial ones, and today u know hes an olympic gold medalist!" so the japnese laughs and says, "This is nothing.in our nation there was this boy who lost his hands and legs in accident and we put artifical ones, and today u know, hes karate champion!" so the paki laughs and says, "These are nothing, in our nation there was this boy who had no brains, and so we put a coconut in his head, and today u know......hes the 'Military rule of pakistan!"

***

There's an Indian cricket fan, a Pakistani cricket fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train. The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Indian fan are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani fan is bent over holding his which is red from an apparent slap. The Pakistani fan is thinking "Oh God, that Indian must have tried to kiss this lady, she though it was me and slapped me." The lady is thinking, " That Pakistani fan must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Indian fan instead and got slapped." The Indian fan was thinking to himself...."If the train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani again."

***

Scene: trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side, suddenly Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts! "Oye Abdul!" Guy pops up from other trench "Kya hai be" BANG shot dead!
"Oye Karim" 2 guys stand up, "Kya hai saala" BANG BANG both khalaas.
"Oye Mustafa!" 2 more, BANG-BANG! dono saale khalaas!
Pakis get worried, they think saala Sardarji log, when did they get so smart? Decide to try it themselves.
"Abe Gurdev Singh".... silence.
"Oye Gurdev Singh!!".... silence.
"O bhai, Gurdev Singh!"
"Oye Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?"
Paki gets up, "Mein" BANG!

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dude...u kill me.

[RacingSoul]

i swear a saw these jokes like 8 years ago except it had indian written instead of pakistani...

that guy is sad...at least make your own jokes.... :p

of course...cuz 8 years ago u were in pakistan :p ...if u like that place so much, why dont u just move back there instead of fighting indians in north america & trying to convince them how good pakistan "really" is :rolleyes: