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WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:24 AM
Post and I will tell you what ur ROLE is in my FABULOUS Rate Desi Bollywood Movie...
shadyzgal08
January 8th, 2007, 12:25 AM
me me me :cheers:
do me :)
nychump
January 8th, 2007, 12:25 AM
which 7-11 will i be robbin' sir
bigbrother
January 8th, 2007, 12:25 AM
seriously get a life
urbannomad23
January 8th, 2007, 12:25 AM
yeah sure.
*~MuFFiN~*
January 8th, 2007, 12:26 AM
tell meee
PakiRican
January 8th, 2007, 12:26 AM
tell
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:27 AM
me me me :cheers:
do me :)
Well... ur gonna be the hot lil girl during the introduction. You will be best friends with the Hero, until all of a sudden the Hero dissappears...
u will grow older and woe the hero
xa16ax
January 8th, 2007, 12:27 AM
:neutral:
shadyzgal08
January 8th, 2007, 12:28 AM
Well... ur gonna be the hot lil girl during the introduction. You will be best friends with the Hero, until all of a sudden the Hero dissappears...
u will grow older and woe the hero
make the hero hot :eyebrow:
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:28 AM
which 7-11 will i be robbin' sir
You will be the main daku or don's number one man. The ruthless killer sent to kill the hero with a cricket bat
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:29 AM
make the hero hot :eyebrow:
the hero by default is me :giggle:
actually havent gotten that far...
muslimbeauty06
January 8th, 2007, 12:29 AM
the heroine..!
nychump
January 8th, 2007, 12:29 AM
You will be the main daku or don's number one man. The ruthless killer sent to kill the hero with a cricket bat
sweeeet
i'm keel ur man shady'z :rambo:
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:29 AM
seriously get a life
there will be a sub-plot to my movie. every 15 or 20 minutes it will go back to a scene of u getting pounded in the ass by large black inmates...
shadyzgal08
January 8th, 2007, 12:30 AM
the hero by default is me :giggle:
actually havent gotten that far...
that'll do :cheers:
Rogue
January 8th, 2007, 12:30 AM
:dance: i want to be the one who kicks ass...and maybe do a dance number. maybe.
or or or...maybe make me your...sister :kekeke:
ruch4343
January 8th, 2007, 12:30 AM
:cool:
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:31 AM
yeah sure.
Only due to the fact that i dont know u will enough.
U will be caste in a college classroom scene where u everybody gets up wearing hip clothing and dancing a very seksi dance.
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:33 AM
tell meee
You and ur man will be caste into the old folks role. U will be heavily done in make up and be the EVIL parents of the beautiful heroine of the movie. You will forbid the wedding because u r some amazing indian family from ages and ages ago and the hero is just some up an comming rich guy.
:(
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:34 AM
tell
Rrrrrrrrrrrrr :dribble:
ok...
ur in the sub plot, but every man alive will remember u. You will be the hot girl that Johnny Lever and a few other RD de-generates will be fantasizing about and trying to seduce.
PakiRican
January 8th, 2007, 12:35 AM
Rrrrrrrrrrrrr :dribble:
ok...
ur in the sub plot, but every man alive will remember u. You will be the hot girl that Johnny Lever and a few other RD de-generates will be fantasizing about and trying to seduce.
why it gotta be johnny lever though
ur wrong for that one
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:35 AM
:neutral:
You will be playing cricket instead of basketball. Mind you, this is a bollywood movie. And there will be 3 fat girls watching u... they will make a move on you and then rape you multiple times. You will go to court trying to get justice and trying to convince the people of India that a MAN CAN BE RAPED.
:tears:
my hearts out to u
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:36 AM
why it gotta be johnny lever though
ur wrong for that one
eventually ur gonna be on some stage dancing with ME the hero!
:dance3:
*~MuFFiN~*
January 8th, 2007, 12:37 AM
You and ur man will be caste into the old folks role. U will be heavily done in make up and be the EVIL parents of the beautiful heroine of the movie. You will forbid the wedding because u r some amazing indian family from ages and ages ago and the hero is just some up an comming rich guy.
:(
damn lol i dont wanna be the witch of the movie
dr_sinister1001
January 8th, 2007, 12:37 AM
Can I be the villain? I'm willing to grow a curly mustache and wear a turban.
:idea:
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:38 AM
the heroine..!
I haven't scene ur pics yet! :anger:
u will be a co-heroine. u fall in love with the heros best friend and have a very big crisis. U r of the islam yet the man u luv with all ur heart is a hindu. love prevails and u live happily ever after.
after the dishoom dasham of course...
caliz shortY
January 8th, 2007, 12:38 AM
This sound exciting, go on..
maryammmm
January 8th, 2007, 12:38 AM
meee!
PakiRican
January 8th, 2007, 12:39 AM
eventually ur gonna be on some stage dancing with ME the hero!
:dance3:
i want to be the item number
you know..dance in the club to the best song of the movie
xa16ax
January 8th, 2007, 12:39 AM
You will be playing cricket instead of basketball. Mind you, this is a bollywood movie. And there will be 3 fat girls watching u... they will make a move on you and then rape you multiple times. You will go to court trying to get justice and trying to convince the people of India that a MAN CAN BE RAPED.
:tears:
my hearts out to u
lol, that sounds like this movie called aitraz, where the women sexual assults a guy, and no 1 belived him
shadyzgal08
January 8th, 2007, 12:40 AM
I haven't scene ur pics yet! :anger:
u will be a co-heroine. u fall in love with the heros best friend and have a very big crisis. U r of the islam yet the man u luv with all ur heart is a hindu. love prevails and u live happily ever after.
after the dishoom dasham of course...
but we're both chicks :neutral:
porno :no: i should have known
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:41 AM
:dance: i want to be the one who kicks ass...and maybe do a dance number. maybe.
or or or...maybe make me your...sister :kekeke:
ur family was killed while u were an 8 yr old girl. You swear to take revenge on the terrorists and train to become a CBI officerni. :rofl:
you graduate top of ur class and are the top secret agent in India, however ur gorgeous looks bring u the wrong kind of attention.
billibillour
January 8th, 2007, 12:41 AM
Do Me...hmmm that came out wrong but enjoy anyway
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:42 AM
i want to be the item number
you know..dance in the club to the best song of the movie
You WILL be doing that yaar. Hell... i know sex sells!!! You will be in a tini bikini every chance that i get to put u in a tini bikini!
Rogue
January 8th, 2007, 12:43 AM
ur family was killed while u were an 8 yr old girl. You swear to take revenge on the terrorists and train to become a CBI officerni. :rofl:
you graduate top of ur class and are the top secret agent in India, however ur gorgeous looks bring u the wrong kind of attention.i accept! :love: so wait...can i or can't i be your sister, too?
PakiRican
January 8th, 2007, 12:44 AM
You WILL be doing that yaar. Hell... i know sex sells!!! You will be in a tini bikini every chance that i get to put u in a tini bikini!
lmao
i thought i was gonna wear what bipasha always wears.
and shiney bra with a lenga
ana
January 8th, 2007, 12:44 AM
come on yaar
bigbrother
January 8th, 2007, 12:45 AM
there will be a sub-plot to my movie. every 15 or 20 minutes it will go back to a scene of u getting pounded in the ass by large black inmates...
stop telling me your fantasy
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:45 AM
:cool:
You will play the school girl with the voice of an angel and dance moves that can make any man fall in love. You seduce the hero within moments of him laying eyes on you. Your angelic voice. The girations of ur hips. Everything about you...
10 minutes later the hero learns ur not into :69: and u get dumped.
:p
Adelante
January 8th, 2007, 12:46 AM
Post and I will tell you what ur ROLE is in my FABULOUS Rate Desi Bollywood Movie...
what about me dude? can i be something cool?? :)
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:46 AM
Can I be the villain? I'm willing to grow a curly mustache and wear a turban.
:idea:
You are Daku Sinistra Singh!
The CBI officer killed ur family while u were a young child in a remote village by Kashmir. He was out to kill an infamous terrorist, but ur whole family was collateral damage. You swore vengeance on the CBI officer and became a terrorist urself. Your weapon of choice is the meat cleaver and they call u the butcher!
ssjasper2003
January 8th, 2007, 12:47 AM
Lets see.
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:48 AM
i accept! :love: so wait...can i or can't i be your sister, too?
um...
no... because in real life. i have some feelings for u. and incase i feel like using an alternate ending... i cant marry my sister... :love:
muslimbeauty06
January 8th, 2007, 12:48 AM
can i be the leading lady?
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:49 AM
This sound exciting, go on..
You!
You are my sweet little sisters. Your the cute lil gal that makes everybody smile just because ur so cute. Kinda like Kajols little sisters in DDLJ.
shadyzgal08
January 8th, 2007, 12:50 AM
ignored... :rolleyes:
Rogue
January 8th, 2007, 12:51 AM
um...
no... because in real life. i have some feelings for u. and incase i feel like using an alternate ending... i cant marry my sister... :love:ohh...ah...i see.
hm, yea...i suppose that would become a bit of an awkward star wars-ish story then. alright, well, if you don't end up marrying me, what would become of me then?
ruch4343
January 8th, 2007, 12:51 AM
You will play the school girl with the voice of an angel and dance moves that can make any man fall in love. You seduce the hero within moments of him laying eyes on you. Your angelic voice. The girations of ur hips. Everything about you...
10 minutes later the hero learns ur not into :69: and u get dumped.
:p
pft. he'll be too seduced to care. :hand:
BENGALI4EVA1
January 8th, 2007, 12:51 AM
im gabar singh :cheers:
Adelante
January 8th, 2007, 12:52 AM
pft. he'll be too seduced to care. :hand:
lol... someone thinks she is good.. lol ;)
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:52 AM
meee!
you are the main daku or don's right hand woman. ur beauty is stunning, however u have ur own intentions and play the daku like a fool. stunning dance numbers by u too...
ruch4343
January 8th, 2007, 12:52 AM
lol... someone thinks she is good.. lol ;)
i am good. :cool:
quit winking.
Mz_Newyawk
January 8th, 2007, 12:53 AM
temme :tongue:
ruch4343
January 8th, 2007, 12:53 AM
im gabar singh :cheers:
ahahahhaah more like jaspal bhatti. :p
muslimbeauty06
January 8th, 2007, 12:53 AM
i was skipped wonka :neutral:
*~MuFFiN~*
January 8th, 2007, 12:53 AM
so great...
im the only bitch in the movie so far
wonka :no:
BENGALI4EVA1
January 8th, 2007, 12:53 AM
ahahahhaah more like jaspal bhatti. :p
woh kaun? :neutral:
caliz shortY
January 8th, 2007, 12:54 AM
You!
You are my sweet little sisters. Your the cute lil gal that makes everybody smile just because ur so cute. Kinda like Kajols little sisters in DDLJ.
Does that include pigtails and glasses?
BENGALI4EVA1
January 8th, 2007, 12:54 AM
so great...
im the only bitch in the movie so far
wonka :no:
ill join u :yes:
i cud be the evil sister in law that kicks the grl when she is pregnant :think:
LaFarzi
January 8th, 2007, 12:55 AM
????
*ApNi_KuRi*
January 8th, 2007, 12:56 AM
Moi. :google:
*~MuFFiN~*
January 8th, 2007, 12:57 AM
ill join u :yes:
i cud be the evil sister in law that kicks the grl when she is pregnant :think:
:rofl:
hahahahhaha omg...
i dont even kno wat to say to that lol
ruch4343
January 8th, 2007, 12:57 AM
woh kaun? :neutral:
http://www.tribuneindia.com/2003/20031028/c6.jpg
:giggle:
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 12:57 AM
Do Me...hmmm that came out wrong but enjoy anyway
Billi Meri Sapno Ki Rani. You are my heroine.
You come from a very wealthy and afluent family, however its not honest money. Ur papa is a drug lord and the terrorist responsible for the loss of my family. You learn this and stand by my side as we make things right
BENGALI4EVA1
January 8th, 2007, 12:58 AM
http://www.tribuneindia.com/2003/20031028/c6.jpg
:giggle:
:rofl:
have i predicted ur future in one my threads?
did i tell u ill kick u off a cliff? :squint:
:giggle:
BENGALI4EVA1
January 8th, 2007, 12:59 AM
:rofl:
hahahahhaha omg...
i dont even kno wat to say to that lol
it happens :dunno:
fine no kicking :ashamed:
Adelante
January 8th, 2007, 12:59 AM
i am good. :cool:
quit winking.
i'll neva stop winking... or maybe i will now... but not for long... :evil_lau:
Adelante
January 8th, 2007, 01:00 AM
man.. u still ain't given me a part yet... don't i get to me in the movie?? :(
maryammmm
January 8th, 2007, 01:00 AM
you are the main daku or don's right hand woman. ur beauty is stunning, however u have ur own intentions and play the daku like a fool. stunning dance numbers by u too...
aww yay! i love my role!
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:00 AM
come on yaar
you will be the judge when all the bloodshed comes to rest. You will tell the hero he is free to walk even though he dishoom dashoomed over a 100 people to get revenge in the name of his family and Bharat Mahan
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:02 AM
what about me dude? can i be something cool?? :)
Adelante hates the hero in the college scenes. However, one day adelente is about to get his ass kicked by real dakus, and the hero saves his ass. Adelente then dedicates his life to protecting the hero and becomeing the desi bruce lee
XxlilshruxX
January 8th, 2007, 01:02 AM
oh yaya movie roles ..cool what part will i be playing :)
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:04 AM
Lets see.
You will be the kaniving spineless villain. The guy that plays the role of the good guy and the bad guy. Dresses like a superstar and is connected with all the right people, but cries and begs for mercy as its time to die
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:06 AM
ignored... :rolleyes:
can i be the leading lady?
Ive assigned u both roles!!!
ruch4343
January 8th, 2007, 01:06 AM
:rofl:
have i predicted ur future in one my threads?
did i tell u ill kick u off a cliff? :squint:
:giggle:
no worries, I shall have my parachute attached. :cool:
and did you seriously?
ruch4343
January 8th, 2007, 01:07 AM
i'll neva stop winking... or maybe i will now... but not for long... :evil_lau:
pft. :hand:
Adelante
January 8th, 2007, 01:07 AM
pft. :hand:
awww.. i ain't gonna talk to the hand... i wanna talk to the lady behind the hand... :)
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:08 AM
im gabar singh :cheers:
You are the Daku's evil mother. You survived the slaughter of ur family and raised ur son to be a ruthless killer and terrorists
la_bele_dame
January 8th, 2007, 01:08 AM
wat about me
PuNjabi_RaNi*
January 8th, 2007, 01:08 AM
haha go on do it Ajay :p
Adelante
January 8th, 2007, 01:09 AM
Adelante hates the hero in the college scenes. However, one day adelente is about to get his ass kicked by real dakus, and the hero saves his ass. Adelente then dedicates his life to protecting the hero and becomeing the desi bruce lee
lol aight aight... that ain't too bad then... as long as i ain't seen as a whimp... but its cool... didn't thikn i'd be a hero... but a sidekick to the hero is aight... as long as there is no gay costume...
ssjasper2003
January 8th, 2007, 01:10 AM
You will be the kaniving spineless villain. The guy that plays the role of the good guy and the bad guy. Dresses like a superstar and is connected with all the right people, but cries and begs for mercy as its time to die
Ill take it. :dance3: .
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:11 AM
i was skipped wonka :neutral:
:hug:
post 27!
stop confusing me... :ashamed:
BENGALI4EVA1
January 8th, 2007, 01:11 AM
You are the Daku's evil mother. You survived the slaughter of ur family and raised ur son to be a ruthless killer and terrorists
yesssssssssss :cheers:
i wanted to be a villain muahahhahha
:batman: :firedevi:
BENGALI4EVA1
January 8th, 2007, 01:12 AM
no worries, I shall have my parachute attached. :cool:
and did you seriously?
did i wat? kick off a cliff? i dunno im seriously contemplating it :think:
Adelante
January 8th, 2007, 01:13 AM
hey hey hey... so where is the script???
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:13 AM
temme :tongue:
ur the super hot hip girl in the movie. u wear all the lil tiny clothing and make the boys go wild. ur the star girls field hockey player at the college and all men go wild for u...
eventually u hook up with the villains son and fall in luv
muslimbeauty06
January 8th, 2007, 01:14 AM
I haven't scene ur pics yet! :anger:
u will be a co-heroine. u fall in love with the heros best friend and have a very big crisis. U r of the islam yet the man u luv with all ur heart is a hindu. love prevails and u live happily ever after.
after the dishoom dasham of course...
aah nice..what a love story :D
Mz_Newyawk
January 8th, 2007, 01:15 AM
ur the super hot hip girl in the movie. u wear all the lil tiny clothing and make the boys go wild. ur the star girls field hockey player at the college and all men go wild for u...
eventually u hook up with the villains son and fall in luv
:lol:
id love to hook up with the villian's son as long as its u! :Pelvic2:
gnite!
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:15 AM
so great...
im the only bitch in the movie so far
wonka :no:
So is Bengali4eva1
Does that include pigtails and glasses?
Always!!! :kiss:
Adelante
January 8th, 2007, 01:15 AM
also dude... pls tell me the hero's sidekick hooks up with a hottie too...
ana
January 8th, 2007, 01:16 AM
you will be the judge when all the bloodshed comes to rest. You will tell the hero he is free to walk even though he dishoom dashoomed over a 100 people to get revenge in the name of his family and Bharat Mahan
omg no!
i always yell at the stupid judge who lets the dishoom guy go!
no man no!
and then my dad tells me to stop yelling at the tv. gosh.
la_bele_dame
January 8th, 2007, 01:17 AM
You are Daku Sinistra Singh!
The CBI officer killed ur family while u were a young child in a remote village by Kashmir. He was out to kill an infamous terrorist, but ur whole family was collateral damage. You swore vengeance on the CBI officer and became a terrorist urself. Your weapon of choice is the meat cleaver and they call u the butcher!
reminds me of that hrithiks movie - mission kashmir
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:17 AM
????
Your the reason the rich daku's son is caught and send to jail. u r the daughter of IG Khanna of the mumbai police departement, however the daku's son fall for u due to ur timeless beauty. Even though u r jailbait, he tries to seduce u, and ur father locks him in jail where he is done in the ass repeatedely
LaFarzi
January 8th, 2007, 01:19 AM
Your the reason the rich daku's son is caught and send to jail. u r the daughter of IG Khanna of the mumbai police departement, however the daku's son fall for u due to ur timeless beauty. Even though u r jailbait, he tries to seduce u, and ur father locks him in jail where he is done in the ass repeatedely
:rofl: wtf. underage in bollywood movies too?!!?
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:19 AM
reminds me of that hrithiks movie - mission kashmir
watched that a few nights ago...
:p
la_bele_dame
January 8th, 2007, 01:21 AM
watched that a few nights ago...
:p
u will fit in bollywood prefectly - stealing is the way to go
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:22 AM
Moi. :google:
As a child. The hero aka WonkaBear can never get any sleep. The audience is led to believe that its the murder of his whole family, but at the end of the movie. Just like Shylaman... there is a twist.
He couldnt sleep cause there was evil beneath his bed. And that evil is YOU!
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:25 AM
oh yaya movie roles ..cool what part will i be playing :)
You are the famous jewel thief who almost gets caught. Except the CBI officer Rogue hires u to steel the missile launch codes for the terrorist organization. Due to ur petite size and extreme flexibility you can go through the lazers and air conditiioning ducts to save india!
Jai hind
ii_khushi86_ii
January 8th, 2007, 01:26 AM
Heh. This should be interesting. :!:
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:28 AM
wat about me
You will be the super smart investigator telling the IG Sahab the terrorist plot and figuring out that some of Bharat's own officers are involved with the terrorists.
XxlilshruxX
January 8th, 2007, 01:28 AM
You are the famous jewel thief who almost gets caught. Except the CBI officer Rogue hires u to steel the missile launch codes for the terrorist organization. Due to ur petite size and extreme flexibility you can go through the lazers and air conditiioning ducts to save india!
Jai hind
OoO me likey :dance3:
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:29 AM
omg no!
i always yell at the stupid judge who lets the dishoom guy go!
no man no!
and then my dad tells me to stop yelling at the tv. gosh.
:roflbow:
:kiss:
im like mel gibson. my word is the word of bollywood GOD!
la_bele_dame
January 8th, 2007, 01:30 AM
You will be the super smart investigator telling the IG Sahab the terrorist plot and figuring out that some of Bharat's own officers are involved with the terrorists.
the super smart part is ok
but just figuring out squelers hmmmmmm
will do
nyczpakiprince
January 8th, 2007, 01:30 AM
aight hit it mister wonkaaaa
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:34 AM
Heh. This should be interesting. :!:
For you my dear.
you come from the hills of nepal after learning kung fu. u are picked up the studly terrorist Sinistra Singh and trained to assassinate desi political figures against the freedom of kashmir. ur beauty is deadly for u are not suspected. however u snap knecks like candy canes
HerNameWasLola
January 8th, 2007, 01:34 AM
Post and I will tell you what ur ROLE is in my FABULOUS Rate Desi Bollywood Movie...
Tell ME! I better be the leading lady...or else :spank:
ii_khushi86_ii
January 8th, 2007, 01:36 AM
For you my dear.
you come from the hills of nepal after learning kung fu. u are picked up the studly terrorist Sinistra Singh and trained to assassinate desi political figures against the freedom of kashmir. ur beauty is deadly for u are not suspected. however u snap knecks like candy canes
That's kinda sexy. I like.
This almost makes me want to write up a script for a movie.
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:37 AM
aight hit it mister wonkaaaa
ur the super rich guy who finances the terrorism. You have diamonds embedded in ur face after a big explosion. The CBI officers cannot figure out who u r, but ur have super human strengths and more money than u know what to do with...
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:38 AM
Tell ME! I better be the leading lady...or else :spank:
Sorry the pictureless BilliBillour is my leading lady. However, after the shaadi... u will be my mistress
:Pelvic2:
Adelante
January 8th, 2007, 01:39 AM
Sorry the pictureless BilliBillour is my leading lady. However, after the shaadi... u will be my mistress
:Pelvic2:
so hold up dude... ur the hero??
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:40 AM
so hold up dude... ur the hero??
Mel Gibson style!!!
:hand:
i had to be the hero. i got them bollywood looks man...
:roflbow:
mtlz_m@m!
January 8th, 2007, 01:40 AM
tell me?!?!?
can i be a pimp lol :p
Adelante
January 8th, 2007, 01:41 AM
Mel Gibson style!!!
:hand:
i had to be the hero. i got them bollywood looks man...
:roflbow:
ahhh i see... so i'm ur sidekick? lol
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:43 AM
haha go on do it Ajay :p
My Nabina :love:
since ur so smart and beautiful. u play the smart beautiful lawyer fighting for me the hero. the hero wishes he can have u, but ur owned my SAT and Sunny and the hero is dil broken.
:tears:
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:44 AM
tell me?!?!?
can i be a pimp lol :p
When the hero was a poor little orphan. You realized he was rediculously good looking. So you took care of him, fed him, made him work out and become a manly man. Only so you can man-whore him out to the rich women of mumbai...
HerNameWasLola
January 8th, 2007, 01:44 AM
Sorry the pictureless BilliBillour is my leading lady. However, after the shaadi... u will be my mistress
:Pelvic2:
I'm not talking to you anymore meanie :ntalking:
Lady Pimp
January 8th, 2007, 01:44 AM
ur the super rich guy who finances the terrorism. You have diamonds embedded in ur face after a big explosion. The CBI officers cannot figure out who u r, but ur have super human strengths and more money than u know what to do with...saw that in a james bond movie
but ok do me now
PuNjabi_RaNi*
January 8th, 2007, 01:46 AM
My Nabina :love:
since ur so smart and beautiful. u play the smart beautiful lawyer fighting for me the hero. the hero wishes he can have u, but ur owned my SAT and Sunny and the hero is dil broken.
:tears:
:roflbow: awwwwww awesome ajay.
:hug: i will always have a bit on the side with you, no worries lol.
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:46 AM
I'm not talking to you anymore meanie :ntalking:
Get on MSN!!!
and we all know... man loves his mistress more than he does his wife. :cuddle:
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:47 AM
:roflbow: awwwwww awesome ajay.
:hug: i will always have a bit on the side with you, no worries lol.
but i want all of you :tears:
u break my dil and giggle... meanie
Adelante
January 8th, 2007, 01:47 AM
Get on MSN!!!
and we all know... man loves his mistress more than he does his wife. :cuddle:
man... do ya'll have msn on here? wow... i need more ppl on my msn... ppls... PM me with ur addresses.... :)
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:48 AM
saw that in a james bond movie
but ok do me now
this is bollywood... we copy amreekan movies cause amreekans have better imaginations!!!
and for u...
hrm...
u run the brother well PakiRican dances at. You make lots of money as guys throw mun to watch the beautiful pakirican shake her bum bum. However u one day fall in luv with Khader Khan and leave the brothel business in order to bhang.
mtlz_m@m!
January 8th, 2007, 01:51 AM
When the hero was a poor little orphan. You realized he was rediculously good looking. So you took care of him, fed him, made him work out and become a manly man. Only so you can man-whore him out to the rich women of mumbai...
hahahahahahhaa niceeeeeeeeee...can the poor little orphan be u? :love:
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:51 AM
hahahahahahhaa niceeeeeeeeee...can the poor little orphan be u? :love:
the poor orpan is me!!!
HerNameWasLola
January 8th, 2007, 01:51 AM
man... do ya'll have msn on here? wow... i need more ppl on my msn... ppls... PM me with ur addresses.... :)
:neutral:
mtlz_m@m!
January 8th, 2007, 01:52 AM
the poor orpan is me!!!
:love:
HerNameWasLola
January 8th, 2007, 01:53 AM
Get on MSN!!!
and we all know... man loves his mistress more than he does his wife. :cuddle:
You're still a meanie :(
TheVanityAffair
January 8th, 2007, 01:54 AM
k, do share.
HerNameWasLola
January 8th, 2007, 01:55 AM
Get on MSN!!!
and we all know... man loves his mistress more than he does his wife. :cuddle:
And I'm on msn now. :neutral:
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 01:59 AM
You're still a meanie :(
:ashamed:
im sowy.
Redxiii
January 8th, 2007, 02:00 AM
ok tell me...
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 02:00 AM
k, do share.
ur the pothead desi. never been done in bollywood, but im a rule breaker. u provide the comedy instead of johnny lever. U smoke the dank and drank the drank in style
Lady Pimp
January 8th, 2007, 02:01 AM
this is bollywood... we copy amreekan movies cause amreekans have better imaginations!!!
and for u...
hrm...
u run the brother well PakiRican dances at. You make lots of money as guys throw mun to watch the beautiful pakirican shake her bum bum. However u one day fall in luv with Khader Khan and leave the brothel business in order to bhang.lollers ain't that the truth
haha I love my role it's perfect for me
WonkaBear
January 8th, 2007, 02:41 AM
lollers ain't that the truth
haha I love my role it's perfect for me
i aim to please.
and pakirican..... :dribble:
:Pelvic2:
*ApNi_KuRi*
January 8th, 2007, 04:56 AM
As a child. The hero aka WonkaBear can never get any sleep. The audience is led to believe that its the murder of his whole family, but at the end of the movie. Just like Shylaman... there is a twist.
He couldnt sleep cause there was evil beneath his bed. And that evil is YOU!
But I've moved to the closet. :neutral:
More roomier, plus you know, monster lurking in the closet, sounds better.
LokiLaufeyson
January 8th, 2007, 05:01 AM
I better get lead villian...
jumpn jza
January 8th, 2007, 10:50 AM
im too dark to be in bollywood...if i get a chance its prolly as a pathetic villain who gets his ass kicked by some fair skinned fucking wanker...
burn bollywood burn
gurl_exotica
January 8th, 2007, 10:52 AM
moi!!!!
(sic)
January 8th, 2007, 10:54 AM
go for it wonkybear
Gimmeck
January 8th, 2007, 10:54 AM
haha ok
sweetest_sin
January 8th, 2007, 11:05 AM
Go for it..
.Mazzy.
January 8th, 2007, 12:28 PM
I already know my role. Some how, I always end up playing SRK to everyone elses 'Kal Ho Naa Ho'. Real life; true story y0!
urbannomad23
January 8th, 2007, 12:35 PM
Only due to the fact that i dont know u will enough.
U will be caste in a college classroom scene where u everybody gets up wearing hip clothing and dancing a very seksi dance.
awesome :D
americanmohit
January 8th, 2007, 12:41 PM
tell...and be nice to me..okiee :squint:
hellayah
January 8th, 2007, 12:53 PM
tell me
Adelante
January 8th, 2007, 05:32 PM
:neutral:
haha i know... i'm sorry... that line neva works... but its worth a try... wait... maybe not... lol... its all good... :)
Adelante
January 8th, 2007, 05:34 PM
im too dark to be in bollywood...if i get a chance its prolly as a pathetic villain who gets his ass kicked by some fair skinned fucking wanker...
burn bollywood burn
man... u can't say that... coz i'm in the movie too... i'm the hero's sidekick... and i'm dark too... lol :)
rickysaini
January 12th, 2007, 11:55 PM
which 7-11 will i be robbin' sir
lolllllll
reggie_xox
January 13th, 2007, 12:15 AM
=O Do me, do me.
TheVanityAffair
January 13th, 2007, 01:19 AM
ur the pothead desi. never been done in bollywood, but im a rule breaker. u provide the comedy instead of johnny lever. U smoke the dank and drank the drank in style
Hahahhahaa, where the heck did you get that from.
I don't drink nor do drugs.
:neutral:
TheVanityAffair
January 13th, 2007, 01:20 AM
=O Do me, do me.
k, I demand that you change your sig.
Adelante
January 14th, 2007, 05:27 PM
so what happened to the movie? i neva received the script... :(
thebatman
January 20th, 2007, 05:18 PM
Can i be a vampire Doctor. My name can be DR. Acula
Adelante
January 21st, 2007, 05:26 PM
Can i be a vampire Doctor. My name can be DR. Acula
that name does sound a lil desi.. lol.. ;)
xjoeyx
February 12th, 2007, 08:49 PM
Post and I will tell you what ur ROLE is in my FABULOUS Rate Desi Bollywood Movie...
mee?? :)
Nilü
February 21st, 2007, 08:54 PM
Whatz my role?
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