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BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 01:45 AM
Come Get U Readings Now.
very accurate. :yes:

-sgt-
January 7th, 2007, 01:46 AM
lets go!

XxlilshruxX
January 7th, 2007, 01:48 AM
please tell me

KingDiamond
January 7th, 2007, 01:48 AM
:dance3:

Sikh-Playboi
January 7th, 2007, 01:49 AM
lol ur a fortune teller too eh


do me!

Angel Frm Heaven
January 7th, 2007, 01:49 AM
Whats in store for me? :neutral:

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 01:49 AM
lets go!

we see u inseminating a horse in the next week. :weird:
becareful use that computer porn.

ssjasper2003
January 7th, 2007, 01:50 AM
Lets see.

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 01:50 AM
please tell me
you go on a hike one day and have a near death experience, you think its time to make more outta your life so you become a motivationa speaker and one day trying to make peace with the bloods and crips you get shot by a white dude

XxlilshruxX
January 7th, 2007, 01:51 AM
you go on a hike one day and have a near death experience, you think its time to make more outta your life so you become a motivationa speaker and one day trying to make peace with the bloods and crips you get shot by a white dude
oh wow ...that's kinda sad

-sgt-
January 7th, 2007, 01:52 AM
we see u inseminating a horse in the next week. :weird:
becareful use that computer porn.
thats very accurate ... :rolleyes:

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 01:52 AM
lol ur a fortune teller too eh


do me!
you my friend will fall in love with a viking, yes hes a male therefore making you G-A-Y. you and him fall in love and adopt children that look like this :viking:

vedicom
January 7th, 2007, 01:52 AM
do me!

tamil_desi
January 7th, 2007, 01:53 AM
post!

Sikh-Playboi
January 7th, 2007, 01:53 AM
you my friend will fall in love with a viking, yes hes a male therefore making you G-A-Y. you and him fall in love and adopt children that look like this :viking:


random

*ApNi_KuRi*
January 7th, 2007, 01:53 AM
:google:

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 01:53 AM
:dance3:

i see u having a gay fling :think:
possibly with clay aiken...

KingDiamond
January 7th, 2007, 01:54 AM
hmm :think:

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 01:54 AM
thats very accurate ... :rolleyes:
dont hate. :hand:
im better than that ass peer syed saab :rolleyes:

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 01:55 AM
do me!
lol k well you're at the gym and you're lifting weights to ahem ahem impress the girlys :eyebrow: and you drop a dumb bell on your toe and it hurts like a bitch. you go to the hospital and you meet this nurse who can turn her bitchiness on and off like a light switch. you're bitch radar is going off the charts cuz you have a thing for fiesty women...then you figure out shes a gold digger and you dump her ass

-sgt-
January 7th, 2007, 01:55 AM
dont hate. :hand:
im better than that ass peer syed saab :rolleyes:
oh no ... im not hating .. im applaudin ur fortune telling ability .. :rolleyes:

Angel Frm Heaven
January 7th, 2007, 01:56 AM
Still waiting

vedicom
January 7th, 2007, 01:57 AM
lol k well you're at the gym and you're lifting weights to ahem ahem impress the girlys :eyebrow: and you drop a dumb bell on your toe and it hurts like a bitch. you go to the hospital and you meet this nurse who can turn her bitchiness on and off like a light switch. you're bitch radar is going off the charts cuz you have a thing for fiesty women...then you figure out shes a gold digger and you dump her ass
that already happened :neutral:

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 01:57 AM
Lets see.
you teach tamil to orphaned children in china and you have a love affir with a young chinese girl...they then start to call you lolita

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 01:57 AM
lol ur a fortune teller too eh


do me!

u will indeed be a dumbass for the rest of ur life, but u dint need a fortune teller for that. :rolleyes:

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 01:57 AM
that already happened :neutral:
do you want a new one?

Missgoody2shoes
January 7th, 2007, 01:57 AM
Will i marry a rich man then leave him and take all his money? :sarb:

NeRgYz
January 7th, 2007, 01:57 AM
try me.....

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 01:58 AM
lol k well you're at the gym and you're lifting weights to ahem ahem impress the girlys :eyebrow: and you drop a dumb bell on your toe and it hurts like a bitch. you go to the hospital and you meet this nurse who can turn her bitchiness on and off like a light switch. you're bitch radar is going off the charts cuz you have a thing for fiesty women...then you figure out shes a gold digger and you dump her ass
stop making it so realistic :mad: :mad: :mad:
if he really wanted his future told he wouldnt come here hed call miss cleo. :rolleyes:

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 01:58 AM
Will i marry a rich then leave him and take all his money? :sarb:
no you'll marry poor and the guy will be moochin off your ass :idea: then you'll be the smart one and leave him....for a woman

Hmm...
January 7th, 2007, 01:59 AM
whats my reading?

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 01:59 AM
Will i marry a rich man then leave him and take all his money? :sarb:
no u wont marry a rich man.... infact u wont marry a man at all.. i see a very vulouptious woman in ur future :eyebrow: ur prolly JLOs 9th marriage

BKnight
January 7th, 2007, 01:59 AM
Come Get U Readings Now.
very accurate. :yes:


tell me how many times i'll get married?

roy_desi
January 7th, 2007, 01:59 AM
go. (i have feeling it's gonna be brutal)

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 01:59 AM
Whats in store for me? :neutral:
you have an ephiphany one day and desire to live with animals....you move to the jungle and refuse anything from the outside world. you sadly die when a group of lions mistaken you for food

Sikh-Playboi
January 7th, 2007, 02:00 AM
u will indeed be a dumbass for the rest of ur life, but u dint need a fortune teller for that. :rolleyes:


dont be bitter sweetheart ;)

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:00 AM
tell me how many times i'll get married?
you wont cuz gay marriages wont be legalized where you are

vedicom
January 7th, 2007, 02:00 AM
do you want a new one?
no i'm happy :dance3:

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:00 AM
tell me how many times i'll get married?

5. discluding the vegas one.
now im not saying they r all of the same genders. ;)

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:01 AM
tell me how many times i'll get married?

5. discluding the vegas one.
now im not saying they r all of the same genders. ;)

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:01 AM
tell me how many times i'll get married?

5. discluding the vegas one.
now im not saying they r all of the same genders. ;)

dandiwal_jatt
January 7th, 2007, 02:01 AM
Come Get U Readings Now.
very accurate. :yes:
tell me please!!
will i marry a decent girl?

Angel Frm Heaven
January 7th, 2007, 02:01 AM
you have an ephiphany one day and desire to live with animals....you move to the jungle and refuse anything from the outside world. you sadly die when a group of lions mistaken you for food Wow....i do plan on living in a jungle but wow...thats scary...

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:02 AM
try me.....
you meet this kid in tim hortons and he wants to have your babies..he stalks you and wont leave you alone and but a date rape drug in your morning coffee...he has his way with you and then leaves your ass...9 months later you have a mutated baby with 3 legs and 5 eyes. hes the 9th wonder of the world and you make tons of $$$ from his deformed ass

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:02 AM
Whats in store for me? :neutral:
came down to earth frm heaven will leave earth to go to hell.

Missgoody2shoes
January 7th, 2007, 02:02 AM
no you'll marry poor and the guy will be moochin off your ass :idea: then you'll be the smart one and leave him....for a woman
a rich woman? :sarb:

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:02 AM
no i'm happy :dance3:
:ashamed:

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:03 AM
a rich woman? :sarb:
you will have an equal amount of income....then she cheats on you and you go broke cuz she steals your identity

vedicom
January 7th, 2007, 02:03 AM
:ashamed:
ok do it again then!

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:04 AM
tell me please!!
will i marry a decent girl?
you're gonna marry a hooker with every STD known to man..and some even known to cats

.AK.
January 7th, 2007, 02:04 AM
:sarb: :sarb:

NeRgYz
January 7th, 2007, 02:04 AM
you meet this kid in tim hortons and he wants to have your babies..he stalks you and wont leave you alone and but a date rape drug in your morning coffee...he has his way with you and then leaves your ass...9 months later you have a mutated baby with 3 legs and 5 eyes. hes the 9th wonder of the world and you make tons of $$$ from his deformed ass

i knew i shouldve never ask u......no luck wit my fianc??

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:05 AM
tell me please!!
will i marry a decent girl?

prolly not. i see a lonely lonely life ahead of u.

Angelos
January 7th, 2007, 02:05 AM
Ok,

but it better be a good future

if u sense bad vibes, dont bother tellin me

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:05 AM
a rich woman? :sarb:
thats JLO for ya ;)

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:06 AM
go. (i have feeling it's gonna be brutal)
you will marry some bengali chick....she'll cheat on you cuz you always tell her to "choos your lund" and shes not into that freaky shit (yes shes from a pind)...you live the rest of your life as a cross dressing gay pedo..you end up on jerry springer where you confess your love for other peoples body hair. after the show you get shot by GLAAD cuz they say you give them a bad name

BKnight
January 7th, 2007, 02:06 AM
5. discluding the vegas one.
now im not saying they r all of the same genders. ;)

Na howdy there mam! na aint I thah luck one eh? am gon get "cat" and "rooster".. damn boy! ah like 'em shaggy creatures. (roosters) :cool:

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:07 AM
whats my reading?
u and ur lil friend in ur avi will eventually give up on men and become nuns in a catholic school where u will molest young grls between 5-9

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:07 AM
i knew i shouldve never ask u......no luck wit my fianc??
well you were smart that day and you DIDNT have your coffee...that night your fiance comes over and says you should elope and you do. you go to have a honeymoon in hawaii and have 3 awesome children together. he would never dream to cheat on you cuz he loves you :love:

Missgoody2shoes
January 7th, 2007, 02:07 AM
thats JLO for ya ;)
she's hot but too slutty for my taste in women..hmm how about Angelina Jolie :Pelvic2:

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:08 AM
Ok,

but it better be a good future

if u sense bad vibes, dont bother tellin me
*senses bad vibes*

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:09 AM
she's hot but too slutty for my taste in women..hmm how about Angelina Jolie :Pelvic2:
no. shes mine :hand:
ps angelina is a weirdo slut. :neutral:

Monica152
January 7th, 2007, 02:09 AM
lol :wavey: !!

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:10 AM
ooo me!!!
u will eventually grow to look ur current age now 67 :kekeke:
tu hain buddhi sali.

Hmm...
January 7th, 2007, 02:10 AM
u and ur lil friend in ur avi will eventually give up on men and become nuns in a catholic school where u will molest young grls between 5-9

lol thanks i needed that :p

roy_desi
January 7th, 2007, 02:10 AM
you will marry some bengali chick....she'll cheat on you cuz you always tell her to "choos your lund" and shes not into that freaky shit (yes shes from a pind)...you live the rest of your life as a cross dressing gay pedo..you end up on jerry springer where you confess your love for other peoples body hair. after the show you get shot by GLAAD cuz they say you give them a bad name
i just got owned

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:10 AM
lol thanks i needed that :p
needed what? :neutral:
did u start the molesting already? i guess i was a lil off on the time huh?

Missgoody2shoes
January 7th, 2007, 02:11 AM
no. shes mine :hand:
ps angelina is a weirdo slut. :neutral:
you can have both j-lo and beyonce..i'll have Jolie :D END OF DISCUSSION!

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:12 AM
go. (i have feeling it's gonna be brutal)

20 yrs frm now.....


































ull still be using that peice of crap cell phone cus ur just a cheap ass like that :rolleyes:

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:13 AM
:sarb: :sarb:
okies you picwhore so much on rd some crazy white guy sees you on the street and goes 'omg you're ali! i love you! will you bear me children?!" you are obviously freaked out by this so you get a sex change....you change your name to Ivana Humpyoo and move to Alaska where there arent any desis..after a few years there you find yourself to be very lonely and dissatisfied with life so you move to Italy and find a really hot Italian chick to be your wifey...when you consummate your marriage with her you realize that this chick is really a man so you get your ass outta there.....you go to a bar and drink and drink till your liver eventually gives out, you tell the bartender your dying wish, "to have done sheesha with a caffeine addcit, seen"

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:13 AM
you can have both j-lo and beyonce..i'll have Jolie :D END OF DISCUSSION!
u cann keep alll 3 of them , ill take brad :love:

Angelos
January 7th, 2007, 02:13 AM
*senses bad vibes*

Can't you do a lil hokus pokus and make them dissappear ?!?

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:13 AM
i just got owned
sorry?

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:14 AM
Can't you do a lil hokus pokus and make them dissappear ?!?
you meet tinkerbell and the world goes boom. happy?

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:15 AM
lol :wavey: !!

u will get plastic surgery, doctors will take flesh frm ur upper thigh to fill in ur butt chin.

Hmm...
January 7th, 2007, 02:15 AM
needed what? :neutral:
did u start the molesting already? i guess i was a lil off on the time huh?

a good laugh hence the smiley

TheVanityAffair
January 7th, 2007, 02:15 AM
k, do it.

dandiwal_jatt
January 7th, 2007, 02:16 AM
you're gonna marry a hooker with every STD known to man..and some even known to cats
:crying: :crying: :crying:

mtlz_m@m!
January 7th, 2007, 02:16 AM
miii

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:16 AM
Can't you do a lil hokus pokus and make them dissappear ?!?
i sense u becoming a very famous poet only catch is ull live like a beggar :neutral:

Monica152
January 7th, 2007, 02:17 AM
u will get plastic surgery, doctors will take flesh frm ur upper thigh to fill in ur butt chin.
got any doctors in mind :sarb:

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:17 AM
:crying: :crying: :crying:
future hurts man. :no:

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:18 AM
k, do it.
you're at a sublime concert and they take you backstage when the show's over...they think you're a groupie and decide to take you on their tour. you refuse to go cuz you wanna be a mathmetician and make mommy and daddy proud. you marry a guy from the pind and he makes you smell like curry. you hate it and always wonder for the rest of your life what would have happened if you went on tour with sublime

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:18 AM
got any doctors in mind :sarb:
lmao. for umm shaadi?

sure theres this kablesian one with an erectile disfunction is that koo?

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:20 AM
miii
you one day decide to design dresses for the rich and famous. you put desis on the map for not being curry ass cheap hoes and you do the ultimate back stab to the desis....you marry a jew :neutral: you then leave his ass cuz he wasnt good enough and wish to return to the desi community yet they ex communicated you. you then become a volunteer worker for the rest of your life

NeRgYz
January 7th, 2007, 02:21 AM
well you were smart that day and you DIDNT have your coffee...that night your fiance comes over and says you should elope and you do. you go to have a honeymoon in hawaii and have 3 awesome children together. he would never dream to cheat on you cuz he loves you :love:
lolllll.....now i love u....:love:

BaByBLuEMiRcHy2
January 7th, 2007, 02:21 AM
ok tell me.

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:21 AM
k, do it.
ull be surfing on rd one day and shadyzgal08 will jump out of the screen and make love to u. so wear protection u dont want her to take u to court for child support and what not :rolleyes:

aziza dont mind its just the future.

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:22 AM
ok tell me.
ull finnally take ur breast implants out. :neutral:

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:23 AM
ok tell me.
you become a dancer in a club but get sick of the same old white trash coming to see you so you decide to work at hooters, yet they reject you saying your 'hooters' arent big enough....with this rejection impeding on you you deicide to become a feminist. you start protests all over the world about girls selling their bodies. you get shot by a crazy hooker who shot up to much heroin, and then you die a martyr

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:24 AM
you become a dancer in a club but get sick of the same old white trash coming to see you so you decide to work at hooters, yet they reject you saying your 'hooters' arent big enough....with this rejection impeding on you you deicide to become a feminist. you start protests all over the world about girls selling their bodies. you get shot by a crazy hooker who shot up to much heroin, and then you die a martyr

hey we r really good at this.
we shud start our own business
:D
fuck medschool

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:25 AM
lolllll.....now i love u....:love:
your fiance loves you more :love:

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:27 AM
hey we r really good at this.
we shud start our own business
:D
fuck medschool
werd homie :cool:

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:27 AM
post!

ur eating a dosa and vaada one day when ur tamil wife and her 4 kids walks out on u for cheating on her. :neutral:

Angelos
January 7th, 2007, 02:32 AM
i sense u becoming a very famous poet only catch is ull live like a beggar :neutral:

I demand my money back!


you meet tinkerbell and the world goes boom. happy?

if she is anything like u... then no thanx :p

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:33 AM
I demand my money back!




if she is anything like u... then no thanx :p
did i say was? motherfucker get laid

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:33 AM
I demand my money back!




if she is anything like u... then no thanx :p

umm money?

u paid me with ur sex remember :rolleyes:

*CUTIEE*
January 7th, 2007, 02:33 AM
gooooooo.

bingley13
January 7th, 2007, 02:35 AM
oh please tell me wise ones.

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:35 AM
gooooooo.

u will get married in a 14 yrs having a football team fulla kids with the man of ur dreams..... who is PACHAS PAISA.
muahahhahah

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:39 AM
oh please tell me wise ones.
so you become a starving artist, a photogrpaher to be precise. you one day catch britney spears scratching her ass and you just HAVE to take a pic of her. you send it to us weekly where they hire you to be a photog and take pics of celebs. this job at first was fun for you till it consumed and drained all your energy. its all you thought about, you didnt eat sleep or anything. finally you get a death threat from janet jackson and she threatens to sue cuz you have racy pics of her. you remember how to get cyanic acid from your chem class and you poison janet at a party you see her at. you get charged and plead guilty to insanity. you spend the next 10 years of your life in a mental instituion listening to britney's 'oops i did it again' until you die a peaceful death in your sleep

Angelos
January 7th, 2007, 02:42 AM
did i say was? motherfucker get laid

it was a joke with ":p" being hostile and calling me a motherfucker? LOL

I AM a motherfucker, and I did get laid... ask ur mama where she has been
all these late nights lately ;)

bingley13
January 7th, 2007, 02:42 AM
so you become a starving artist, a photogrpaher to be precise. you one day catch britney spears scratching her ass and you just HAVE to take a pic of her. you send it to us weekly where they hire you to be a photog and take pics of celebs. this job at first was fun for you till it consumed and drained all your energy. its all you thought about, you didnt eat sleep or anything. finally you get a death threat from janet jackson and she threatens to sue cuz you have racy pics of her. you remember how to get cyanic acid from your chem class and you poison janet at a party you see her at. you get charged and plead guilty to insanity. you spend the next 10 years of your life in a mental instituion listening to britney's 'oops i did it again' until you die a peaceful death in your sleep
oh man..that would be a horrible prison sentence...as I hate Britney white trash-vagina flash.
thank you for showing me the light.. i am going to change my ways!

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:43 AM
it was a joke with ":p" being hostile and calling me a motherfucker? LOL

I AM a motherfucker, and I did get laid... ask ur mama where she has been
all these late nights lately ;)
my mom has too much class for you little boy :hand:

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:44 AM
so you become a starving artist, a photogrpaher to be precise. you one day catch britney spears scratching her ass and you just HAVE to take a pic of her. you send it to us weekly where they hire you to be a photog and take pics of celebs. this job at first was fun for you till it consumed and drained all your energy. its all you thought about, you didnt eat sleep or anything. finally you get a death threat from janet jackson and she threatens to sue cuz you have racy pics of her. you remember how to get cyanic acid from your chem class and you poison janet at a party you see her at. you get charged and plead guilty to insanity. you spend the next 10 years of your life in a mental instituion listening to britney's 'oops i did it again' until you die a peaceful death in your sleep
potographer?
pls bingloo cant tak a good pic if her life depended on it either her thumb is in the way or the flash is blinding her face out. :no:
just look at her sig :rolleyes:
but i :love: u bingloo

kinshu
January 7th, 2007, 02:44 AM
my mom has too much class for you little boy :hand:

What happened to your pic? Did everyone get to you?

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:44 AM
potographer?
pls bingloo cant tak a good pic if her life depended on it either her thumb is in the way or the flash is blinding her face out. :no:
just look at her sig :rolleyes:
but i :love: u bingloo
i thought it was funny :love:

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:44 AM
What happened to your pic? Did everyone get to you?
oh lol noo...i wanna upload a new pic :P

haha thanks for noticing

Angelos
January 7th, 2007, 02:45 AM
my mom has too much class for you little boy :hand:

whatever makes u feel better ;) now fuck off ho lol

kinshu
January 7th, 2007, 02:45 AM
oh lol noo...i wanna upload a new pic :P

haha thanks for noticing

You are lucky you can have one.

I can not have one.

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:46 AM
You are lucky you can have one.

I can not have one.
why cant you have one?

Angelos
January 7th, 2007, 02:46 AM
umm money?

u paid me with ur sex remember :rolleyes:

Oh, yeah that was it ..

Well, I want it returned :p

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:46 AM
whatever makes u feel better ;) now fuck off ho lol
go take your homosexual pansy ass back to the pind

sunny333333
January 7th, 2007, 02:47 AM
both of u gurlz do me :cool:

kinshu
January 7th, 2007, 02:47 AM
why cant you have one?

Sam hum ko marday gha

Angelos
January 7th, 2007, 02:47 AM
go take your homosexual pansy ass back to the pind

Well done little girl, u got me there ;) now plz stfu dont u see im tryin to get rid of u? dont even wanan reply u

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:50 AM
Oh, yeah that was it ..

Well, I want it returned :p
aahhaah that was a good one.

k fine ill return it :eyebrow:

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:51 AM
both of u gurlz do me :cool:
:neutral:
u die. how> me and shady kill u, we bussa bullet in ur ass while doing a drive by

tazz31
January 7th, 2007, 02:51 AM
<<<

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:52 AM
both of u gurlz do me :cool:
umm yeah ok :rolleyes:


you find yourself stranded on a desert island with only 2 pills, red and blue...one can fatally kill you and the other can keep you nourished forever. so you pick.................

kinshu
January 7th, 2007, 02:53 AM
umm yeah ok :rolleyes:


you find yourself stranded on a desert island with only 2 pills, red and blue...one can fatally kill you and the other can keep you nourished forever. so you pick.................

Where the fuck is neo

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:53 AM
umm yeah ok :rolleyes:


you find yourself stranded on a desert island with only 2 pills, red and blue...one can fatally kill you and the other can keep you nourished forever. so you pick.................
man ur good wtf u shud be a writer for some kinda show very good plots

Angelos
January 7th, 2007, 02:54 AM
aahhaah that was a good one.

k fine ill return it :eyebrow:

ASAP :D

bingley13
January 7th, 2007, 02:55 AM
potographer?
pls bingloo cant tak a good pic if her life depended on it either her thumb is in the way or the flash is blinding her face out. :no:
just look at her sig :rolleyes:
but i :love: u bingloo
:rofl:
well.. truth is I have no face. it is a condition that does not happen to many...
Our spokesperson is this dude from Fat Albert.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/theseemstr/88f29113.gif

mine is not as serious as his though. my face seems to come and go.

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:55 AM
<<<
you and your gf (or bf, whatever your preference) decide to go skydiving to make it 'official'....so you jump first and you see your life flashing before your eyes and thats when it hits you that you wanna be a country folk singer. so you dump your significant other and move to tenessee and start singing in bars to the local drunks. you cant make a living out of this so you join Heaven's Gate (a cult) and castrate yourself to prove your loyalty to the cult

xa16ax
January 7th, 2007, 02:55 AM
:gay:

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:56 AM
man ur good wtf u shud be a writer for some kinda show very good plots
lol :lol:

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:57 AM
:rofl:
well.. truth is I have no face. it is a condition that does not happen to many...
Our spokesperson is this dude from Fat Albert.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/theseemstr/88f29113.gif

mine is not as serious as his though. my face seems to come and go.

i wanna see ur whole face :squint:

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:58 AM
:gay:
so you meet this guy who looks EXACTLY like you, like head to toe everything is the same...so you deicide to live a life of crime and when one gets caught and goes to jail the other robs banks and stuff and you switch inbetween jail. the other dude starts to fall in love with you and you 2 decide to end this life of crime and elope. you end up being a preist and have little kids over at your house to 'milk and cookies' every night.

bingley13
January 7th, 2007, 03:01 AM
i wanna see ur whole face :squint:
just go to my RD profile.


don't say I didn't warn you.

tazz31
January 7th, 2007, 03:02 AM
you and your gf (or bf, whatever your preference) decide to go skydiving to make it 'official'....so you jump first and you see your life flashing before your eyes and thats when it hits you that you wanna be a country folk singer. so you dump your significant other and move to tenessee and start singing in bars to the local drunks. you cant make a living out of this so you join Heaven's Gate (a cult) and castrate yourself to prove your loyalty to the cult

ROFL amazing!!

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 03:04 AM
just go to my RD profile.


don't say I didn't warn you.
weight 50 and 21 :neutral:

aww ur cute

u remind me of my cuzin :yes:

bingley13
January 7th, 2007, 03:11 AM
weight 50 and 21 :neutral:

aww ur cute

u remind me of my cuzin :yes:
haha.
that isn't 50. that is 100.

:bhapi:

*CUTIEE*
January 7th, 2007, 03:18 AM
u will get married in a 14 yrs having a football team fulla kids with the man of ur dreams..... who is PACHAS PAISA.
muahahhahahOMGGG. wtf :rofl: whyyy. My life will be over then. :p

SinghPimPin
January 7th, 2007, 03:21 AM
Please tell me I'll be rich and famous?

It'll mean the world to me.

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 03:26 AM
Please tell me I'll be rich and famous?

It'll mean the world to me.
hmm close....

you become a comic book freak and cant leave your house in fear that the dark raiders will come and zap your ass back to Zaploon. you finally are convinced to leave your house when a comic book convention comes. you leave dressed as Radioactive man. at the convention you meet Xenon, a female comic book freak as yourself. you two fall in love cuz you both understand each other. you marry and have kids. she becomes normal and gets a job in the corporate world making tons of $$$. you on the other hand have a fear that zeploids will come and kill your family. you become a stay at home dad and build doll houses cuz you feel they 'protect' you. you die happily knowing that no zeploids came after you.

HerNameWasLola
January 7th, 2007, 03:38 AM
Come Get U Readings Now.
very accurate. :yes:

Hey chicas! :wavey:

SinghPimPin
January 7th, 2007, 03:40 AM
hmm close....

you become a comic book freak and cant leave your house in fear that the dark raiders will come and zap your ass back to Zaploon. you finally are convinced to leave your house when a comic book convention comes. you leave dressed as Radioactive man. at the convention you meet Xenon, a female comic book freak as yourself. you two fall in love cuz you both understand each other. you marry and have kids. she becomes normal and gets a job in the corporate world making tons of $$$. you on the other hand have a fear that zeploids will come and kill your family. you become a stay at home dad and build doll houses cuz you feel they 'protect' you. you die happily knowing that no zeploids came after you.

LOL at the doll house
low blowww

i WISH that were true though
and can i get my money back.

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 03:43 AM
Hey chicas! :wavey:
well since you didnt sak for one i still wanna do one for you


you become a famous singer and marry your high school sweetheart who has been there for you through the think and pain. your success and famousness increases rapidly to the point where your husband feels lesser than you. he lests his ego get to him and feels like he isnt 'the man' anymore. he plants fake child porn all over your house and calls the cops on you. you get arrested and are sent to prison. your succes and $$$ is all gone and your husband now laughs in your face cuz he wanted to get it on with your younger sister, so they have sex in a cheap hotel where she gets gonnorhea and dies. your husband finds a homeless woman and lives with her on the street

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 03:44 AM
LOL at the doll house
low blowww

i WISH that were true though
and can i get my money back.
lol yes i remembered the doll house :love:

no you dont want that to be true or i'd think you were a freak haha and NO you cant get your money back cuz you didnt pay anything silly :p

tamil_desi
January 7th, 2007, 01:30 PM
ur eating a dosa and vaada one day when ur tamil wife and her 4 kids walks out on u for cheating on her. :neutral:
:neutral: :neutral:

I would NEVER cheat on Dosa...I mean my wife! :neutral:

shadyzgal08
January 7th, 2007, 02:30 PM
:neutral: :neutral:

I would NEVER cheat on Dosa...I mean my wife! :neutral:
umm ok


lol the future doesn't lie :rockon:

BENGALI4EVA1
January 7th, 2007, 02:31 PM
:neutral: :neutral:

I would NEVER cheat on Dosa...I mean my wife! :neutral:

stop lying. ur gonna cheat with some grl name Mala shakuntala devi.
she'll be a wild cat in the sack though hope ur happy u 2 faced bastard :rolleyes:

tamil_desi
January 7th, 2007, 03:22 PM
stop lying. ur gonna cheat with some grl name Mala shakuntala devi.
she'll be a wild cat in the sack though hope ur happy u 2 faced bastard :rolleyes:

:neutral: :neutral: :neutral:

You're mean and I'm going to go to the corner and cry now!