Politically Incorrect Jokes

[WonkaBear]

Just TRY to beat mine...

How do you get 5 Nazi Soldiers and 5 Jews in a Volkswagon Beetle?

- 2 Nazi Soldiers in the Front

- 3 Nazi Soldiers in the Back

- 5 Jews in the Ashtray

:ashamed:

i know its evil... but lol

[.AK.]

wuts the diff between a jew and a pizza
a pizza dosnt scream in the oven

[WonkaBear]

wuts the diff between a jew and a pizza
a pizza dosnt scream in the oven

my auto shop teacher use to tell that one
:p

[KingDiamond]

Once upon a time, there was a black kid in school, third grade. Him and his friends decided to compare dick sizes, and they found out that the black kid had the biggest one. The kids told him it was because he was black!

So the boy went home and asked him mom, "Mom, do I have a the biggest dick in the third grade because im black?" and his mom says "No you dumb ******, it's because you're 23!"

[.AK.]

Once upon a time, there was a black kid in school, third grade. Him and his friends decided to compare dick sizes, and they found out that the black kid had the biggest one. The kids told him it was because he was black!

So the boy went home and asked him mom, "Mom, do I have a the biggest dick in the third grade because im black?" and his mom says "No you dumb ******, it's because you're 23!"
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll

[WonkaBear]

Once upon a time, there was a black kid in school, third grade. Him and his friends decided to compare dick sizes, and they found out that the black kid had the biggest one. The kids told him it was because he was black!

So the boy went home and asked him mom, "Mom, do I have a the biggest dick in the third grade because im black?" and his mom says "No you dumb ******, it's because you're 23!"

:roflbow:

that was awesome

[(sic)]

Once upon a time, there was a black kid in school, third grade. Him and his friends decided to compare dick sizes, and they found out that the black kid had the biggest one. The kids told him it was because he was black!

So the boy went home and asked him mom, "Mom, do I have a the biggest dick in the third grade because im black?" and his mom says "No you dumb ******, it's because you're 23!"
bwahahahahaha

[WonkaBear]

Three guys - a Frenchman, a German and a Irishman, were sitting in a bar. In walked a mean looking black guy looking for a fight. He sat down, ordered a beer, took a drink, went over and slapped the Frenchman and said, "I like screwing white women."
The Frenchman looked at him and thought, and said, "Well, that's great."
Then the big black guy went over to the German, hit him on the shoulder and said, "I like screwing white women."
The German looked at him and said, "Good for you."
The black guy sat down and took another drink of his beer. He got up, walked over to the Irishman and belted him on the back, then said, "I like screwing white women."
The Irishman sat and thought for a second and finally said, "I don't blame you. I don't like screwing those black ones either."

[WonkaBear]

A truckie was driving a shipment of bowling balls through a town in the deep South when, to his horror, the tail-gate came loose and hundreds of black bowling balls went rolling out across the main road.
Within minutes, dozens of townsfolk came rushing out and began smashing the bowling balls into little pieces with axes, sledge-hammers, and anything heavy that came to hand.
The truckie runs up to them, screaming out "What are you doing? Why are smashing them?".
One of the townsfolk yells back "We gotta kill the blackiess before they hatch!"

[**bambina**]

Once upon a time, there was a black kid in school, third grade. Him and his friends decided to compare dick sizes, and they found out that the black kid had the biggest one. The kids told him it was because he was black!

So the boy went home and asked him mom, "Mom, do I have a the biggest dick in the third grade because im black?" and his mom says "No you dumb ******, it's because you're 23!"

:lol:

[WonkaBear]

Two gay men were insistent on having a baby. After their doctor reminded
them there was no biological way they could have a child, he recommended
artificial insemination.

The two agreed but said sperm from BOTH of them had to be used. The
doctor agreed and mixed the two sperm together and completed the process.

Nine months later, a baby was born. The two proud parents were looking
in the baby nursery at several babies. All but one child was screaming to the
top of their lungs. They asked the nurse which baby was theirs and she pointed tothe quiet, well behaved little daring.

"You see Darryl, I told you that was our son!" "Oh yes, Blain, he is just
going to be the best baby ever!"

The nurse interrupted by saying, "You should hear your child scream and
holler when you take the pacifier out of his butt!"

[openwindow]

Just TRY to beat mine...

How do you get 5 Nazi Soldiers and 5 Jews in a Volkswagon Beetle?

- 2 Nazi Soldiers in the Front

- 3 Nazi Soldiers in the Back

- 5 Jews in the Ashtray

:ashamed:

i know its evil... but lol
In other words lets see who is racist.

[WonkaBear]

In other words lets see who is racist.

Not really... everybody knows evil politically incorrect jokes
:p

[Guddia]

Two gay men were insistent on having a baby. After their doctor reminded
them there was no biological way they could have a child, he recommended
artificial insemination.

The two agreed but said sperm from BOTH of them had to be used. The
doctor agreed and mixed the two sperm together and completed the process.

Nine months later, a baby was born. The two proud parents were looking
in the baby nursery at several babies. All but one child was screaming to the
top of their lungs. They asked the nurse which baby was theirs and she pointed tothe quiet, well behaved little daring.

"You see Darryl, I told you that was our son!" "Oh yes, Blain, he is just
going to be the best baby ever!"

The nurse interrupted by saying, "You should hear your child scream and
holler when you take the pacifier out of his butt!"


mahahahahahaahahahahahhaahhaahhahahahohohohohohoho hoho

[Punjabi*Pwincess]

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

[shadyzgal08]

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
:rofl:

[m0narch]

this is just disgusting you lot.

esp those holocaust jokes. they really disturbed me

[WonkaBear]

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

:roflbow:

[KingDiamond]

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."


:rofl:

[CremeDeLaCreme]

What does a black kid get for Christmas?


YOUR bike!