The average lifespan of a female forumer on the ratedesi forums

[Sikh4Lyfe]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
3) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
4) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
5) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
6) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
7) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
8) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
9) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.

[chunky]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
2) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
3) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
4) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
5) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
6) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
7) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.

QFT

[selina_786]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com (http://forums.ratedesi.com/)

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
2) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
3) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
4) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
5) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
6) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
7) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.
:rofl: my e-life.

:rofl:

[Sikh4Lyfe]

:rofl: this should be its own thread.

c'mon, gurdeep. you know you wanna.

It belongs in the "LIFES A LITTLE BORING FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS"

But someone had to lock that.

[Walktheline]

It belongs in the "LIFES A LITTLE BORING FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS"

But someone had to lock that.


i didn't do it! :silent:

[chunky]

:rofl: this should be its own thread.

c'mon, gurdeep. you know you wanna.

:rofl: who you callin gurdeep? :squint:

[Sikh4Lyfe]

lol sameer loves you, jimmy. get verin to put him in his place. :p

I threatened big sister on him, still no reply from him. I'm going to tell her to give him a literal smackdown for the douchebaggery he commited.

[KurtaPyjama]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
2) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
3) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
4) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
5) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
6) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
7) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.

roflmeow

[Sikh4Lyfe]

Now, this is the introspective and intricate stuff that I want to hear on a first date. That stuff makes people look hot.

Except I'm still 18 you cradle robber.

[chunky]

jimmy, sikh4lyfe

sikh4lyfe != gurdeepthroat.

but yeah, ohso would be all over this thread.

[chunky]

You're 23 one day, and then you're 18 the next. :rolleyes: Liar.

WRONG. He's mysterious. you're intoxicated by the scent of his penis.

[Sikh4Lyfe]

You're 23 one day, and then you're 18 the next. :rolleyes: Liar.

You should guess how old I am.


Anyways back on topic, I find it ridiculous that a chick giving head is degrading. One of the few skills a girl has is giving head, its like a tootsie roll except you need to keep sucking until the surprise comes to you. Saintly women sucked dick, business women suck dick, normal women suck dick, you girls should to. Remember the old saying, 'you got to give head to get ahead'.

[chunky]

i call him gurdeep. :hand:

yo, that post of his should go in your vip thread.

good call.

[chunky]

I don't know what a penis is. :(

lawl. I forgot that you were deprived.

[Rogue]

Now, this is the introspective and intricate stuff that I want to hear on a first date. That stuff makes people look hot.
:rofl: don't it just

[Irreligious Left]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
2) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
3) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
4) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
5) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
6) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
7) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.

Spot on. This should be stickied.

[oldskool_desi]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
2) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
3) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
4) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
5) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
6) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
7) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.

:roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow::roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow::roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow:

[KingDiamond]

....Truly a god among us mortals.

XD

[chunky]

:rofl: don't it just

omg, are you speaking southern belle colloquialisms? that's so hot.

[chunky]

It's not about being deprived. It's about being a true Desi girl and saving yourself for marriage.

word, desis are all about saving. pinching pennies, pinching pussies, all the same in the end I suppose.

[chunky]

this should go into best of after it's un-stickied.

[roy_desi]

excellent.

[BadFingerBoogie]

:neutral:

[yeeee]

thats actually funny :rofl:

[Echelon]

In a nutshell: The underlying paradigm of a ratedesi female.
Well done.
-Recognize-

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

:rofl: don't it just
it does

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

:rofl: don't it just
it does!!!!!!!!!

[BKnight]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com


8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.


Funny funny stuff!!! LOL!!

[Sikh4Lyfe]

lol you actually made this into a topic and pinned it.

[Compos Mentis]

LOL. I wish I could add to that list, but i'd end up naming names.

[kashif1986]

:roflbow:

[*BabyGirl*]

:rofl:

[boredatwork]

hehehe... yeah you know they are teh sh1t when they take down their main pics and have a artsy gif one in their sig. At that point they can make a thread about anything like "i noticed the sky is blue" and that pointless thread will easily reach 10 pages.

[ispeakadatruth!!]

u speakadatruth! :werd:

so are we gonna start naming names or what? :D

[Shh! Dont tell]

oh wow...:rofl:

[White.Washed]

:rofl:

[Chronos]

ah the rise and fall of the RD womenz. this has the potential of being made into a short movie. :lol:

[MissAdore]

:rofl:

[jafferman]

so true :rofl:

[desi_temptress01]

Is there not a male version?

[morning_dew]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com (http://forums.ratedesi.com/)

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
2) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
3) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
4) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
5) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
6) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
7) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.funnily enough, not a single one of those applies/applied/ever will apply to myself. [I thank God.]

[Felonius Monk]

Aren't all chicks supposed to get involved in one legendary catfight too?

[WonkaBear]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
2) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
3) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
4) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
5) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
6) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
7) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.

:roflbow:

truly disserves to be stickied!

[Net-Gladiator]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
2) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
3) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
4) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
5) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
6) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
7) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.

:p :p

i wonder how the girls react after seeing this, wonder if they'll put their pics back up :p

[vikownethu]

This could have been another thesis flawed by mediocrity, but was pinned just right.

Props.

[High_Roller_16]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
2) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
3) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
4) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
5) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
6) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
7) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.

:roflbow: :roflbow:

[CorruptNightfall]

LOL~! :giggle:

For the most part...sounds true.

[fattygirl]

Sikhmyster you iz too good :no:
its funny how i talk to only about 2-3 Rd'ers on msn/aim. How do you explain that?

[Mav]

Haha thats funny

[thebrownreason]

LOL! well put!!

[Stormy]

wow, coming back to this forum was totally worth it just to see this thread.
now name names.

[harvey_mayway]

:lol:

[yeeee]

i dont have any RDers on my msn..:think:

[yeeee]

Is there not a male version?
:dunno: there has to be!

[Irreligious Left]

Do you guys really want names? Just think back to every e-popular girl on here who practically fits the entire bill. You can probably think of dozens.

[Shh! Dont tell]

Do you guys really want names? Just think back to every e-popular girl on here who practically fits the entire bill. You can probably think of dozens.I fit it...


well... i'm not near the posting once or twice bit yet.

[Aurovon]

I guess I don't know RD women that well.

[ana]

I started at 8....:rofl:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

I started at 8....:rofl:
Is that right..who do you like to insult?? names please..

[ana]

Is that right..who do you like to insult?? names please..

errrrr-body.....cept u cap'n.

[21cent]

what happen to sana

[Lord_Dirty]

powerful post lol

[Rain_Goddess]

right on.

[Killa7]

QFTquoted for truth?

[Sikh4Lyfe]

lol...how come the girlies dont want to reply here.

[cutenoreen]

lol...how come the girlies dont want to reply here.

Because we all know you are so right dear.

And wasn't this thread in the VIP section?

[chiquita]

sad but most of it sounds true :rofl:

[TheSkyIsBlue]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
2) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
3) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
4) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
5) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
6) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
7) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.

:rofl:

[Atta]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
2) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
3) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
4) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
5) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
6) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
7) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.


:roflbow:
Oh God how did i miss to read out this quote? :D
;)

[sweetest_sin]

Wow, that actually true..and very funny.

[pakola power]

bump.

[2CoNfUsEd]

lol i would give out names but it seriously isnt that hard...

[Cunard]

oh fuck i missed this thread

spot on though :rofl:

[mikehawk]

i'd say that this is somewhat logical, and has a spine to it. touche.

[Shortygotitgoin2]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
2) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
3) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
4) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
5) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
6) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
7) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.




So true.. wait that DOES NOT INCLUDE ME though.. :eek:

[HeppyG]

too much time

[BaByBLuEMiRcHy2]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[umario]

hahaha :p

[Peacemaker]

L....

[Peacemaker]

O.....

[Peacemaker]

L........

[whiteass]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
2) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
3) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
4) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
5) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
6) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
7) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.

That made my day.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[jigga man23]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
2) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
3) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
4) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
5) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
6) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
7) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.

Ha ha sad but probably true...

[defjam_desi]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
2) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
3) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
4) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
5) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
6) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
7) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.






GENIUS. wow. lmao.

[takenLPGujuFan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ouRiGMGILA

[soladylike]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
2) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
3) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
4) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
5) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
6) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
7) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
8) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.

I never got to stage 8 :(

[jibran251]

Um good post ... but its true :scratch: ...


:dunno:

[CheezCake]

this wasn't even funny:rolleyes:

[KurtaPyjama]

this wasn't even funny:rolleyes:

chestcake, all the highrollers think it's hilarious, so stop with the gayness. no wonder you can't hold down a job.

[planetana]

Wow,someone really did a good research on females.
You think you know us so well eh? =D

[Spaced Out]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
3) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
4) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
5) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
6) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
7) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
8) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
9) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.

lol :rofl:

[GeminiPinay]

Hmmm. Sounds like me :ugh:

[jibran251]

Hmmm. Sounds like me :ugh:
AND ME ...




SIKO ...



I'm not a girlll :gaY:





:mrhappy: Or am I :think: JK ...
I'm not ...
:wavey:


:wavey: ...

[mehole86]

:lol:

I should just log in once every two months for shit like this :D

[cococrisp]

Lets do a summary on the average lifespan of a female forumer on http://forums.ratedesi.com

1) Girl joins forum with pictures in profile, greets everyone that replies to her.
2) Girl, after a little jabbing from people, starts making 'picwhore' topics and receives comments to boost their deflated ego.
3) Starts making friends in useless banter topics that have hundreds of replies saying nonsensical crap and forms a clique.
4) Adds those friends to instant messenger and starts ignoring their real friends for the people of the internets.
5) Takes off pictures from mainsite.
6) This is where they try to start acting cool, they begin putting pictures of themselves in the signature and try to make the pictures looks artsy or cool.
7) Girl discovers the "INVISIBLE" feature on the forum and uses it thinking they are so cool now that nobody can view them on the forum.
8) Girl takes away all pictures and only puts 1 or 2 'stylized' ones in their signature.
9) After some 15 odd thousand posts, an instant messenger contact list full of internet friends that dwarves her real friends population, girl realizes she has no life and stays invisible replying once or twice trying to act cool and insult or try to make smart remarks at girls that are at stage 1 or 2.

A brief version, I missed quite a few things in there.



:roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow:

[Pandora]

lolololol you sat there, sober and typed all that shit up?

[Nilü]

I kinda agree with this post ;)

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

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[humza87]

So whats the avrage life span of a ratedesi guy?

Or we don't have one?