Ladies lets talk about sex

[PakiRican]

would you rather have a guy with a big dick or one thats good at going down?
gay guys can answer to i guess

[RacingSoul]

shaved pussy please...landing strip will do.

[royalbengal]

would you rather have a guy with a big dick or one thats good at going down?
gay guys can answer to i guess

i like chicks with big dicks

[funky monkey]

k ... im in

[PakiRican]

shaved pussy please...landing strip will do.
brazilian wax

[laal mia]

size doesn't matter... :D

[ssjasper2003]

shaved pussy please...landing strip will do.


:roflbow:

[PakiRican]

i like chicks with big dicks drags?

[PakiRican]

size doesn't matter... :D
so u pick
a dude that can go down?

[PakiRican]

k ... im in
in what

[royalbengal]

drags?

as long as they got tits and dicks im good

[PakiRican]

as long as they got tits and dicks im good
what about long toe nails

[laal mia]

so u pick
a dude that can go down?

size shouldn't be an issue..... :D

[royalbengal]

what about long toe nails
ihave an amputation fetish.. someone with no feet really does it for me

[swT teMptAtioNz]

i definitely want a guy who's good at goin down ....

[PakiRican]

size shouldn't be an issue..... :D
it is for some

[suhailio]

Yourself?

[PakiRican]

i definitely want a guy who's good at goin down .... same here

[funky monkey]

in what
bend over and ill show u

[maryammmm]

i definitely want a guy who's good at goin down ....


:werd:

[PakiRican]

bend over and ill show u
here? in front of all these ppl?

[laal mia]

i definitely want a guy who's good at goin down ....

well helloooooo their hunny bun?....how youuu doing?... :eyebrow:

[PakiRican]

:werd:
has a guy ever eaten you out?

[laal mia]

it is for some

what about you?.....is it an issue?....

[royalbengal]

how would you know if its good or not... what would you compare it to you fucking sluts...desi girls these days..

[PakiRican]

Yourself?
he has to be good at going down
besides dicks that are too big can make u loose
not a good thing

[Ugly_Desi]

would you rather have a guy with a big dick or one thats good at going down?
gay guys can answer to i guess
Going down on girls is really not that fun. Girls got it easy...all they got to do is suck on the dick like a lollipop.

For guys its tougher. You gotta lick some areas like clitoris....then stick tongue inside the vagina....tongues are small...probably can go in couple of inches....and i doubt the girl will enjoy it that much.

And the worst part is that many girls smell down there....i mean...wtf? There is a freaking valley in there that creates the smell.

I think fingering a girl for couple of minutes and bang her for couple more...and thats that.

2 minutes fingering + 2 minutes banging = 4 grand total minuntes, more than enough.

If she is not attractive then 2 minutes bang bang chitty bang bang.

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

Im sure you made a thread exactly like this before.

[w1ld]

shaved pussy please...landing strip will do.
pussy moustache is definitley a go

[PakiRican]

what about you?.....is it an issue?....
not to big

[PakiRican]

Im sure you made a thread exactly like this before.
i did
while ago

[maryammmm]

has a guy ever eaten you out?

:naughty:

[PakiRican]

Going down on girls is really not that fun. Girls got it easy...all they got to do is suck on the dick like a lollipop.

For guys its tougher. You gotta lick some areas like clitoris....then stick tongue inside the vagina....tongues are small...probably can go in couple of inches....and i doubt the girl will enjoy it that much.

And the worst part is that many girls smell down there....i mean...wtf? There is a freaking valley in there that creates the smell.

I think fingering a girl for couple of minutes and bang her for couple more...and thats that.

2 minutes fingering + 2 minutes banging = 4 grand total minuntes, more than enough.

If she is not attractive then 2 minutes bang bang chitty bang bang.
dicks are not like lollipops

[pachaas Paisa]

i feel like starting my own college class to teach kids how to go down on a woman.

[PakiRican]

:naughty:
yes or no
u gandi bachi

[suhailio]

he has to be good at going down
besides dicks that are too big can make u loose
not a good thing

What's this phrase i hear constantly about "Size doesn't really matter". Is that true?

[RacingSoul]

pussy moustache is definitley a go

what in the blue hell is a pussy moustache? :ugh:

[pachaas Paisa]

has a guy ever eaten you out?


You just ruined the thread by asking her that question. She is a blimp, would any guy really go down on her?

fuggin disgusting

[PakiRican]

i feel like starting my own college class to teach kids how to go down on a woman.
i feel like coming over

[Ugly_Desi]

dicks are not like lollipops
Same thing...just suck on it.

In and out for couple of mintues and we are done....men are so easy to satisfy.

[larki_jatti]

I think eating out is disgusting. Big thingy ftw.
What matters more though is that the guy is aiming to please.. and wont stop till he does, rather than the selfish guys.

[PakiRican]

You just ruined the thread by asking her that question. She is a blimp, would any guy really go down on her?

fuggin disgusting
well she answered like many have

[pachaas Paisa]

i feel like coming over

lol :p to where I work?

I tell you what, the office downstairs makes me feel kinky

[pachaas Paisa]

well she answered like many have

grossss!!

[*kita]

how would you know if its good or not... what would you compare it to you fucking sluts...desi girls these days..


:rofl:

[PakiRican]

Same thing...just suck on it.

In and out for couple of mintues and we are done....men are so easy to satisfy.
what ever
you dont need a ph d to eat a pussy

[suhailio]

I think eating out is disgusting. Big thingy ftw.
What matters more though is that the guy is aiming to please.. and wont stop till he does, rather than the selfish guys.

Indeed.

[PakiRican]

lol :p to where I work?

I tell you what, the office downstairs makes me feel kinky
yea dont u have a back room or something

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

what ever
you dont need a ph d to eat a pussy

no shit, really.

[pachaas Paisa]

yea dont u have a back room or something


haha hell yeah :dancen:

[pachaas Paisa]

yes you do need a phD for this

[PakiRican]

What's this phrase i hear constantly about "Size doesn't really matter". Is that true?
well it cant be that small
afterall
u have to feel something

[pachaas Paisa]

on average a woman's vaginal wall isn't deeper than 4/5 inches, the point is without a proper size and girth, they can't have enough pleasure. So guys it's not just about the length

[larki_jatti]

Indeed.
Have you ever had that problem, where the guy just gets some and goes?







:kekeke: me neither.

[PakiRican]

on average a woman's vaginal wall isn't deeper than 4/5 inches, the point is without a proper size and girth, they can't have enough pleasure. So guys it's not just about the length
so well informed

[suhailio]

well it cant be that small
afterall
u have to feel something

So size does matter. So next time people use the phrase "Size doesn't matter", i'm just going to tell them to shut up & take your small dick somewhere where it's wanted.

Thanx for confirming that with me.

[PakiRican]

So size does matter. So next time people use the phrase "Size doesn't matter", i'm just going to tell them to shut up & take your small dick somewhere where it's wanted.

Thanx for confirming that with me.
yup rub it in their face
but also guys claiming to have a third leg isnt a good thing either
..ouch

[pacmanguy]

stfu

[larki_jatti]

length doesnt matter all that much, but it sure is nice :naughty:.


anyways, i think its cuz the g spot is located in the front.. and most guys just slide right past it. the angle you gotta be at is pretty tricky.. I think it helps if the girl has something in her bladder (i.e. drink something before sexy time) cuz that pushes the g spot out into the open.

[suhailio]

Have you ever had that problem, where the guy just gets some and goes?







:kekeke: me neither.

LOL. You're a clown sometimes.

What do you tell a guy with two bruised testicles?






Nothing, he has already been told twice.

[4u2nvqt]

pussi this pussi that...................

[Ugly_Desi]

what ever
you dont need a ph d to eat a pussy
A real man only needs his dick to satisfy a girl.

All that fingering, going down, etc. are accessories.

[khanbaba_]

Sharam nahi , aisi batain public main nahi kartay :rolleyes:

[PakiRican]

A real man only needs his dick to satisfy a girl.

All that fingering, going down, etc. are accessories.
going down is essential

[PakiRican]

Sharam nahi , aisi batain public main nahi kartay :rolleyes:
u taught me all about this stuff!
ur fault

[PakiRican]

length doesnt matter all that much, but it sure is nice :naughty:.


anyways, i think its cuz the g spot is located in the front.. and most guys just slide right past it. the angle you gotta be at is pretty tricky.. I think it helps if the girl has something in her bladder (i.e. drink something before sexy time) cuz that pushes the g spot out into the open.
lol at drink something

[kashif1986]

Sharam nahi , aisi batain public main nahi kartay :rolleyes:
:hay: khanbaba, kaise ho yaar?

[suhailio]

yup rub it in their face
but also guys claiming to have a third leg isnt a good thing either
..ouch

LOL. Yeah, sounds scary.

[larki_jatti]

LOL. You're a clown sometimes.

What do you tell a guy with two bruised testicles?






Nothing, he has already been told twice.
:rofl: Nice. I can't imagine how much it must hurt having your babies kicked.
I would add my own sexual joke here now, but I don't know any :ashamed:

[Ugly_Desi]

going down is essential
For men who cant satisfy with thier willy.

plus...many goes dont go down compared to women going down on men.

[PakiRican]

LOL. Yeah, sounds scary.
which category do u fall under?

[khanbaba_]

u taught me all about this stuff!
ur fault
Chup, :mad: I didnt teach you so you can make a thread. Bai haya

[khanbaba_]

:hay: khanbaba, kaise ho yaar?
yes, how can I help you? :rolleyes:

[larki_jatti]

I always wondered what a bj felt like for a guy

[PakiRican]

For men who cant satisfy with thier willy.

plus...many goes dont go down compared to women going down on men.
bull! men need both

[PakiRican]

I always wondered what a bj felt like for a guy
suck ur finger

[kashif1986]

yes, how can I help you? :rolleyes:

i asked how r u? :neutral:

[Ugly_Desi]

I always wondered what a bj felt like for a guy
oohhhhh yeah.....oohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh......oohhhhhhhh yeaaaaahh.


^ Kinda like that

[PakiRican]

Chup, :mad: I didnt teach you so you can make a thread. Bai haya
then why did u teach me?

[royalbengal]

I always wondered what a bj felt like for a guy

well i can show you how it feels like giving one.. my place or yours?

[larki_jatti]

suck ur finger
My finger isn't getting happy. :|

[PakiRican]

My finger isn't getting happy. :|
lol

[khanbaba_]

i asked how r u? :neutral:
I break up with you, :neutral:

[larki_jatti]

oohhhhh yeah.....oohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh......oohhhhhhhh yeaaaaahh.


^ Kinda like that
I said feels like, I already know what it sounds like :p.
I've been told it feels like explosions? :-s

[Ugly_Desi]

bull! men need both
Tell me something...how long does it take for a guy to go down on u for you to be satisfied?

Cause the tongue cant lost so long..it gets tired fast.

[khanbaba_]

then why did u teach me?
So we can implement it in real life. :mad:

[PakiRican]

Tell me something...how long does it take for a guy to go down on u for you to be satisfied?

Cause the tongue cant lost so long..it gets tired fast.
good question
im gonna lime it next time
god knows when that will be

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

i don't think many desi girls like oral sex! :neutral:

[PakiRican]

So we can implement it in real life. :mad:
lmao

[Ugly_Desi]

I said feels like, I already know what it sounds like :p.
I've been told it feels like explosions? :-s
The best feeling for a guy ever is few seconds before the ejaculation....IM telling u...no other experience can top that.

[suhailio]

:rofl: Nice. I can't imagine how much it must hurt having your babies kicked.
I would add my own sexual joke here now, but I don't know any :ashamed:

PM me it if you're so shy. I respect your modesty. :kekeke:

[larki_jatti]

Tell me something...how long does it take for a guy to go down on u for you to be satisfied?

Cause the tongue cant lost so long..it gets tired fast.
boo hoo. deal with it. :squint:

[kashif1986]

I break up with you, :neutral:
we were never together :neutral:

[Ugly_Desi]

good question
im gonna lime it next time
god knows when that will be
Im sure you can find a perv from RD real fast.

Good luck with that.

[PakiRican]

i don't think many desi girls like oral sex! :neutral:
why?

[PakiRican]

Im sure you can find a perv from RD real fast.

Good luck with that.
no RD people

[suhailio]

which category do u fall under?

Whichever category you want me to fall under. I ain't really fussed.

[Ugly_Desi]

boo hoo. deal with it. :squint:
For a girl like u...I with just stick a vibrator.

I aint messing up my tongue cause the women cant get an orgasm.

[pacmanguy]

i don't think many desi girls like oral sex! :neutral:
cause u desi guys dont wash ur cocks...such filthy animals

[suhailio]

My finger isn't getting happy. :|

LMAO.

[muslimbeauty06]

sex is so overrated..

[PakiRican]

Whichever category you want me to fall under. I ain't really fussed.
tell me dammit

[LivinCrazy]

this is one crazy ass thread lol
by the way i never ate out..i dont think i have i have done everything else though

[PakiRican]

cause u desi guys dont wash ur cocks...such filthy animals lmfao

[khanbaba_]

we were never together :neutral:
Anyways junk this thread. :mad:

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

why?
ur half latino........so u always would like that service, but many desi girls don't like it, well some musilms ones! :neutral:

[nikefc7]

the term less talk more action fits in very well.

[PakiRican]

Anyways junk this thread. :mad:
kya??????kyu

[suhailio]

this is one crazy ass thread lol
by the way i never ate out..i dont think i have i have done everything else though

How about a take-away?

[kashif1986]

Anyways junk this thread. :mad:

Why? and u never answered my question :squint:

[suhailio]

tell me dammit

Tell me who that ass belongs to, then i will tell you.

[kashif1986]

How about a take-away?

:rofl:

[Geezer]

I wonder how many pm's the girls that participated in this thread got since the thread started. Any fine specimen you would like to share with the forum?

[LivinCrazy]

its not cool unless girl the girl is not a SLUT

[PakiRican]

Tell me who that ass belongs to, then i will tell you.
fuck
i dont know the girls name

[ilyas@!!oops!!]

once my two face so called indian friend said why u musilm always take our hindu girls from us........i say because we have hahal dicks...the end! :p :p :p ;)

[Ugly_Desi]

sex is so overrated..
Thats what virgins say.

[PakiRican]

I wonder how many pm's the girls that participated in this thread got since the thread started. Any fine specimen you would like to share with the forum?
ull pm me soon

[suhailio]

I wonder how many pm's the girls that participated in this thread got since the thread started. Any fine specimen you would like to share with the forum?

I am putting my money on 'maryammmmmmmm' getting one from laal_mia.

Something like. "asl?".

[kashif1986]

I wonder how many pm's the girls that participated in this thread got since the thread started. Any fine specimen you would like to share with the forum?
i wanna ask u a question. did u recieve lots of PM's about ur dancing in ur avi?

[LivinCrazy]

How about a take-away?

what u mean how abt take away??

[khanbaba_]

Why? and u never answered my question :squint:
Kia hai yaar? :mad: You mera baat nahi manta, cant stand up for your rights :rolleyes:

[khanbaba_]

sex is so overrated..
Tumain kaisay pata :neutral:

[suhailio]

once my two face so called indian friend said why u musilm always take our hindu girls from us........i say because we have hahal dicks...the end! :p :p :p ;)

They are only halal if you circumcize them the correct way.

[muslimbeauty06]

Tumain kaisay pata :neutral:
im just saying ppl always talk about it..

[kashif1986]

Kia hai yaar? :mad: You mera baat nahi manta, cant stand up for your rights :rolleyes:

discuss that issue somewhere else.

[PakiRican]

i wanna ask u a question. did u recieve lots of PM's about ur dancing in ur avi?
i think its a cute ass pic

[pachaas Paisa]

why are there enough assholes lurking in this thread..

"Oh my goad.. no vay, we dont talk about sex"

[khanbaba_]

im just saying ppl always talk about it..
Acha ji =). We wouldnt know <virgins> :p

[suhailio]

what u mean how abt take away??

Doesn't matter.

[w1ld]

what in the blue hell is a pussy moustache? :ugh:
the same thing you described as a landing strip...:rofl:

[muslimbeauty06]

why are there enough assholes lurking in this thread..

"Oh my goad.. no vay, we dont talk about sex"
:love: :werd:

[PakiRican]

how do u say sex in urdu

[kashif1986]

im just saying ppl always talk about it..
:wavey:

[suhailio]

why are there enough assholes lurking in this thread..

"Oh my goad.. no vay, we dont talk about sex"

I mean, how can a person even talk about sex, it's so eeeeeeeeeeew, OMG. My name is Anita, what is yours?

[Ugly_Desi]

how do u say sex in urdu
dalna? :sarb:

i dont know..i dont think there is a word in urdu for that.

[suhailio]

how do u say sex in urdu

Lulli'ing..

[pachaas Paisa]

:love: :werd:


hello :cuddle:

[PakiRican]

I mean, how can a person even talk about sex, it's so eeeeeeeeeeew, OMG. My name is Anita, what is yours?
pratam

[khanbaba_]

how do u say sex in urdu
Ham bistari
Rang liyaan mana-na
Chodna
:neutral:

[kashif1986]

i think its a cute ass pic

i never said it wasnt, i jus wanna see his reply

[muslimbeauty06]

:wavey:
hey kashif whats up !!! :wavey:

[pachaas Paisa]

I mean, how can a person even talk about sex, it's so eeeeeeeeeeew, OMG. My name is Anita, what is yours?

hehe I am sara.. omgz dese ppl are tlkin about sex :Oops:

[PakiRican]

Lulli'ing..
jhoot!

[kashif1986]

hey kashif whats up !!! :wavey:
im bored :neutral:

how r u?

[suhailio]

good at going down.

I'm sure you are.

[PakiRican]

hehe I am sara.. omgz dese ppl are tlkin about sex :Oops:
lies! thats mera naam

[pacmanguy]

lmfao
word..tell em..these desi dickheads got nothing on hispanic men

[Ugly_Desi]

Chodna
:neutral:
Ohh yea...chodna...hahaha.

I dont knw if that is proper urdu or just a slang.

[muslimbeauty06]

Ham bistari
Rang liyaan mana-na
Chodna
:neutral:
HAHAHAHA r u serioous?LMao..

[Geezer]

ull pm me soon

Dont you wish your boyfriend was hot like me :dance:


i wanna ask u a question. did u recieve lots of PM's about ur dancing in ur avi?

Only a few lol

[LivinCrazy]

aite people im out

this thread is isnt fun

Peace!

[pachaas Paisa]

lies! thats mera naam

lies.. woh teri ghaand nahi hai (sig)

[muslimbeauty06]

im bored :neutral:

how r u?
Im good about to go out..

[suhailio]

hehe I am sara.. omgz dese ppl are tlkin about sex :Oops:

People who talk about sex should be shot. Besharams, no 'akkal'.

[PakiRican]

lies.. woh teri ghaand nahi hai (sig)
muje pata hai

[muslimbeauty06]

People who talk about sex should be shot. Besharams, no 'akkal'.
:werd:

[jafferman]

i think girls like a guy whos good at going down vs the size but a good mix of both is good

[PakiRican]

aite people im out

this thread is isnt fun

Peace!
why cuz u couldnt beat off to it?

[khanbaba_]

HAHAHAHA r u serioous?LMao..
Why? You never heard of em before. :neutral:

[kashif1986]

Only a few lol
Lol. I thought maybe lots of ppl will.

[suhailio]

i was answering the question of post number uno.

Ofcourse, Nehu.

[Geezer]

aite people im out

this thread is isnt fun

Peace!

Bye mang, take it easy and dont forget, zip it in and zip it out!

Alrightey then!

[PakiRican]

i think girls like a guy whos good at going down vs the size but a good mix of both is good
not good
..great

[kashif1986]

Im good about to go out..
lucky u, its almost 2am here and i cant sleep :(

[suhailio]

:werd:

:neutral:

[Geezer]

Lol. I thought maybe lots of ppl will.

Nah, you must be kidding me...not with all these hot young thundercats on the block with abs and clean shaven babyfaces :p

[muslimbeauty06]

Why? You never heard of em before. :neutral:
nope hahaha Lmao

[suhailio]

aite people im out

this thread is isnt fun

Peace!

Next time use vaseline instead of baby lotion, it might help.

Good luck, take care.

[muslimbeauty06]

lucky u, its almost 2am here and i cant sleep :(
aw i know..Its cold Tho..

[jafferman]

not good
..great
ya i just focus on trying to be great at both :p

[khanbaba_]

nope hahaha Lmao
Kiun hansee are hai l0l :Pelvic2:

[kashif1986]

Nah, you must be kidding me...not with all these hot young thundercats on the block with abs and clean shaven babyfaces :p

i havent seen any.........then again i shouldnt be looking out for them :neutral:

[muslimbeauty06]

Kiun hansee are hai l0l :Pelvic2:
its funny thats why lol

[w1ld]

length doesnt matter all that much, but it sure is nice :naughty:.


anyways, i think its cuz the g spot is located in the front.. and most guys just slide right past it. the angle you gotta be at is pretty tricky.. I think it helps if the girl has something in her bladder (i.e. drink something before sexy time) cuz that pushes the g spot out into the open.
you like cream pie?

[kashif1986]

aw i know..Its cold Tho..

really cold. and foggy here, flights are being cancelled because of it :neutral:

[suhailio]

you like cream pie?

Only if it's from Greggs.

[Kyleoberoi]

My oh my... this thread is growing like wild fire. Desis dying fo sex eh?

[khanbaba_]

its funny thats why lol
Tum a i m par nai ho :eek:

[w1ld]

My finger isn't getting happy. :|
you need to get bert..

[suhailio]

My oh my... this thread is growing like wild fire. Desis dying fo sex eh?

Pakirican lit the match, the rest threw in the wood.

[w1ld]

Only if it's from Greggs.
:rofl:

[suhailio]

What do you say to a guy with no penis?

How come.

[Kyleoberoi]

Spice up your sex life

A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage.

After her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers. She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him after she prepares him a drink.

She slowly spread her legs,and in a husky come f**k me voice says Honey, would you like some of this?

The husband looks between his ageing wifes legs and lets out his breath, looking up at his doting wife replies, HELL, NO! Look what its done to your underwear.

[suhailio]

Spice up your sex life

A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage.

After her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers. She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him after she prepares him a drink.

She slowly spread her legs,and in a husky come f**k me voice says Honey, would you like some of this?

The husband looks between his ageing wifes legs and lets out his breath, looking up at his doting wife replies, HELL, NO! Look what its done to your underwear.

Then what happened, did she go replace the underwear or had she lost the reciept?

[Kyleoberoi]

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, Dark in here.
The man says, Yes it is.
Boy- I have a baseball.
Man- That\'s nice.
Boy- Want to buy it?
Man- No, thanks.
Boy- My dads outside.
Man- OK, how much?
Boy- $250.

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the moms lover are in the closet together.

Boy- Dark in here.
Man- Yes, it is.
Boy- I have a baseball glove.
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, How much?
Boy- $750.
Man- Fine.

A few days later, the father says to the boy, Grab your glove. Lets go outside and toss the baseball back and forth.
The boy says, I cant. I sold them.
The father asks, How much did you sell them for?
The son says $1,000.
The father says, Thats terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. Im going to take you to church and make you confess.

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, Dark in here.
The priest says, Don\'t start that sh*t again.

[suhailio]

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, Dark in here.
The man says, Yes it is.
Boy- I have a baseball.
Man- That\'s nice.
Boy- Want to buy it?
Man- No, thanks.
Boy- My dads outside.
Man- OK, how much?
Boy- $250.

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the moms lover are in the closet together.

Boy- Dark in here.
Man- Yes, it is.
Boy- I have a baseball glove.
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, How much?
Boy- $750.
Man- Fine.

A few days later, the father says to the boy, Grab your glove. Lets go outside and toss the baseball back and forth.
The boy says, I cant. I sold them.
The father asks, How much did you sell them for?
The son says $1,000.
The father says, Thats terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. Im going to take you to church and make you confess.

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, Dark in here.
The priest says, Don\'t start that sh*t again.

Was he forgiven?

[Kyleoberoi]

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. Open the f*****g safe he yells at the girl behind the counter. But were not a real bank replies the girl. This is a sperm bank, we dont hold money. Dont argue just open the safe or Ill blow your head off She obliges and opens the safe door.

Take one of the bottles and drink it

But its full of sperm the girl replies nervously.

Dont argue, just drink it he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.

Take out another one and drink it too! he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girls amazement its her husband.......

Not that f*****g difficult is it? he says

[NinjaPanther]

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, Dark in here.
The man says, Yes it is.
Boy- I have a baseball.
Man- That\'s nice.
Boy- Want to buy it?
Man- No, thanks.
Boy- My dads outside.
Man- OK, how much?
Boy- $250.

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the moms lover are in the closet together.

Boy- Dark in here.
Man- Yes, it is.
Boy- I have a baseball glove.
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, How much?
Boy- $750.
Man- Fine.

A few days later, the father says to the boy, Grab your glove. Lets go outside and toss the baseball back and forth.
The boy says, I cant. I sold them.
The father asks, How much did you sell them for?
The son says $1,000.
The father says, Thats terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. Im going to take you to church and make you confess.

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, Dark in here.
The priest says, Don\'t start that sh*t again.

Was the kid blind?

[NinjaPanther]

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. Open the f*****g safe he yells at the girl behind the counter. But were not a real bank replies the girl. This is a sperm bank, we dont hold money. Dont argue just open the safe or Ill blow your head off She obliges and opens the safe door.

Take one of the bottles and drink it

But its full of sperm the girl replies nervously.

Dont argue, just drink it he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.

Take out another one and drink it too! he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girls amazement its her husband.......

Not that f*****g difficult is it? he says


Did she call the police?

[suhailio]

^

:rofl:

[Kyleoberoi]

Was the kid blind?
Think he was

[NinjaPanther]

^

:rofl:

I learn from you master! :study:

[suhailio]

I learn from you master! :study:

I'm impressed.

[Kyleoberoi]

Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husbands rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they dont do something, it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral.

The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departeds behind. The mortician cant believe his ears but the widow is adamant, so he does it. During the funeral, friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye, but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed.

Just before the casket is closed, the widow leans in and whispers in the dead mans ear, It HURTS, doesnt it?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[NinjaPanther]

Think he was


Please continue.

[nyczpakiprince]

nice question

i gotta see these answerz

[NinjaPanther]

Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husbands rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they dont do something, it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral.

The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departeds behind. The mortician cant believe his ears but the widow is adamant, so he does it. During the funeral, friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye, but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed.

Just before the casket is closed, the widow leans in and whispers in the dead mans ear, It HURTS, doesnt it?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Did the man divorce her after that?


Did I take it too far?

[White.Washed]

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[White.Washed]

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[Ugly_Desi]

A good pussy licker over a big dick.
How long does one need to lick for to be a 'good pussy licker'?

[Kyleoberoi]

APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME

NOTE - This application will be Incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

1. NAME_____________________ DATE OF BIRTH _______________

2. HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT ______IQ ________GPA ______

3. SOCIAL SECURITY no ___________DRIVERS LICENSE _________

4. BOY SCOUT RANK_______________________________________

5. HOME ADDRESS ________________CITY _________ ZIP ______

6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? Yes____ No_______ If NO, explain ________________________________________________

7. Number of years parents married ___________

8. DO YOU OWN A VAN? ____ A TRUCK WITH OVERSIZED TIRES OR CAMPER SHELL? ____ WATERBED? _____ MOTORCYCLE? _____ TATOO? ____ COLOR ALTERED HAIR? ___ IF YES TO ANY PART OF no.8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY

9. In 50 words or less, what does Late mean to you? __________________________________________________ _______

10. In 50 words or less, what does DO NOT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you? __________________________________________________ _______

11. In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you? __________________________________________________ _______

12. What church do you attend? ________________ How often do you attend? ____/ week

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, priest or pastor? ____________

14. Fill in the blanks Please answer freely - all answers are confidential That means I won\'t tell anyone - I promise

A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the _____________

B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my _____________

C. A womens place is in the __________________

D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is ____________________

E. When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is _____________________ NOTE: If the answer to E begins with a B, T, or A, discontinue and leave the premises immediately with your head hung low.

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? _________________________

16. Do you plan to attend a Catholic or Christian College? _________ Which one? ____________


I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.


_____________________ Signature -That means sign your name


Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write -this action will void this application. If your application is rejected you will be notified by two angels wearing red suits and carrying pitch forks. -You might want to start praying now.

[Ugly_Desi]

Try sucking on it when your tounge gets tired?
I didnt get that question. :neutral:

[White.Washed]

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[Ugly_Desi]

Until the girl squirts in your eye.
How long does it take for u to start squirting?

[suhailio]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2q0jbib.jpg

[Kyleoberoi]

Code word for sex

A husband and wife decided they needed to use code to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, Tell your daddy that he cant type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter. The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, Tell daddy that he can type that letter now.

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.

[NinjaPanther]

Code word for sex

A husband and wife decided they needed to use code to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, Tell your daddy that he cant type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter. The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, Tell daddy that he can type that letter now.

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.

Is this back when there wasn't any computer around?

[*CUTIEE*]

A good pussy licker over a big dick.true that, true that. boy i can't wait til im married :( :dance3:

[Ugly_Desi]

true that, true that. boy i can't wait til im married :( :dance3:
i wanna bang u.

[Kyleoberoi]

An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed.

He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, Honey, this guy hasnt seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do dont fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it. Be strong and I love you.

After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says Dear, Im so relieved you feel that way. Youre right, he hasnt seen a woman in years, but he wasnt kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks youre really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too.

[SillyKitty]

:rofl: WOAA Sara 9 pages in an hour?

Sex sells

[longjohnsilver]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TE9NB3xBh4&NR

[Kyleoberoi]

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. Whats that? he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, Oh,Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.

Horrified, she said, Tarzan you have that all wrong I will show you how to do it properly. She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground, and spread her legs wide. Here, she said, pointing, You must put it in here.

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, Why the hell did you do that?

Tarzan replies....Tarzan check for bees

[Kyleoberoi]

Ok m outta here. :wavey:


N Quit getting horny desi gurls ...go do sume thing productive. :neutral:

[swT teMptAtioNz]

so i wus goin through this thread.. saw that a few of ya ladies agreed with me... a good pussy licker is WAY better than a big dick..
especially if the guy got a long tounge and is very powerful.. dammnn it gets the job done REAL GOOD!

[Kyleoberoi]

Three rings of marriage..... The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

[Kyleoberoi]

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

[vikownethu]

so i wus goin through this thread.. saw that a few of ya ladies agreed with me... a good pussy licker is WAY better than a big dick..
especially if the guy got a long tounge and is very powerful.. dammnn it gets the job done REAL GOOD!

whore

[Kyleoberoi]

true that, true that. boy i cant wait til im married :( :dance3:
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest

[mutantnilio]

so i wus goin through this thread.. saw that a few of ya ladies agreed with me... a good pussy licker is WAY better than a big dick..
especially if the guy got a long tounge and is very powerful.. dammnn it gets the job done REAL GOOD!

come here girl.

[khanbaba_]

SillyKitty, why did you deleted your post. :mad:

[SillyKitty]

would you rather have a guy with a big dick or one thats good at going down?
gay guys can answer to i guess

:Oops:
BiG Dick..


cuz a guy can be good at goin down if he practices a lot..

[Kyleoberoi]

true that, true that. boy i cant wait til im married :( :dance3:
Marriage is like a phone call in the night.... first the ring, and then you wake up

[SillyKitty]

SillyKitty, why did you deleted your post. :mad:
:Oops: cuz i was feeling.. ermm shyy :Oops:

but dont worry its back up again.. :Oops:

[khanbaba_]

:Oops: cuz i was feeling.. ermm shyy :Oops:

but dont worry its back up again.. :Oops:
l0l ok better now
:Pelvic2:

[*CUTIEE*]

Marriage is like a phone call in the night.... first the ring, and then you wake upelaborate.

[SillyKitty]

l0l ok better now
:Pelvic2:
:lol: wtf..

but its true though..

practice makes it perfect.. even kissin... :Oops:

[Halal Meat]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/3513/neversechs0ka.png

[Ugly_Desi]

:Oops:
BiG Dick..


cuz a guy can be good at goin down if he practices a lot..
i wanna bang you.

[khanbaba_]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/3513/neversechs0ka.png


Who Paki Rican? :p

[khanbaba_]

i wanna bang you.
Shes not bangable, sorry. :neutral:

[Kyleoberoi]

elaborate.
U didnt get it?? :weird:

[Halal Meat]

Who Paki Rican? :p
ya

why you willin to change her destiny? :mrrgeen:

[SillyKitty]

Shes not bangable, sorry. :neutral:
I am Bangali babe.. lol not bangable lol..



sorry lame joke.. :neutral:




and what u mean :squint:

[Halal Meat]

once my two face so called indian friend said why u musilm always take our hindu girls from us........i say because we have hahal dicks...the end! :p :p :p ;)
:lol::lol:

[Ugly_Desi]

Shes not bangable, sorry. :neutral:
Lesbian?

[khanbaba_]

ya

why you willin to change her destiny? :mrrgeen:
I will let you do the honors.

[khanbaba_]

Lesbian?
Yup, you got it.
Dipas twin :rolleyes:

[Halal Meat]

I will let you do the honors.
naa dawgz

i insist

[khanbaba_]

naa dawgz

i insist
Ladies first
go ahead please :p

[swT teMptAtioNz]

whore


hahhahahahah i wus stating the obvious... good licker is better than a big dicK. esp. if your a virgin

[swT teMptAtioNz]

:Oops:
BiG Dick..


cuz a guy can be good at goin down if he practices a lot..


practicing? its not that hard to lick a girl's pussy.. all u have to do is move ur tounge up and down around n around... doesnt take that much work :wavey:

[khanbaba_]

practicing? its not that hard to lick a girl's pussy.. all u have to do is move ur tounge up and down around n around... doesnt take that much work :wavey:
Talking of experience? :rolleyes:

[Kyleoberoi]

Three men died and stood in front of God.

God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven.

The second man admitted to only one affair and was given a midsize car.

The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car.

A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The man driving the luxury car began to cry.

Whats the matter?

he replied....I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike

[vikownethu]

hahhahahahah i wus stating the obvious... good licker is better than a big dicK. esp. if your a virginslag

[Halal Meat]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5485/penisqr6.jpg
damn khanbab someone just PMed me youre pic

[*CUTIEE*]

U didnt get it?? :weird:not really...im kinda slow right NOW

[SillyKitty]

practicing? its not that hard to lick a girl's pussy.. all u have to do is move ur tounge up and down around n around... doesnt take that much work :wavey:
:dunno:
well i heard some gurls complain about " Ohhh he dont know what he is doin when he is down on me"

so i guess practice makes it perfect..


and whats so bad about practicing?