My dad just paid for bharatmatrimony.com

[Walktheline]

Now he's demanding a picture.
:neutral:
What do I do?

:help:

[longjohnsilver]

say that your camera lens cracked

[Monica152]

run for cover
or give him a bad pic so you
dont end up having to meet a guy of that website
you look to young for marriage

[harvey_mayway]

Now he's demanding a picture.
:neutral:
What do I do?

:help:


tell him you already signed up to RD's Matrimony Service... :lol:

[zuiwaziri]

Run away to Vegas and become a Show Girl :giggle:

[Walktheline]

tell him you already signed up to RD's Matrimony Service... :lol:


No way, sir. :ashamed:

[PaiN infLictioN]

well than i guess ya gotta give daddy a picture now dont ya

[subaru]

i'll pretend to be a DOCTOR....if u pay me 1000$ for every day... i speak gujarati as well =)

i'll be ur male escort =/

[Walktheline]

i'll pretend to be a DOCTOR....if u pay me 1000$ for every day... i speak gujarati as well =)

i'll be ur male escort =/


aren't you like 15? :neutral:

[harvey_mayway]

run for cover
or give him a bad pic so you
dont end up having to meet a guy of that website
you look to young for marriage

they will all end up being fat accountants

[subaru]

aren't you like 15? :neutral:

BAHHAHAHAHA....are u crazy =/

i'm insulted actually.more than anything =/

[Walktheline]

He's going to write my profile for me. I can see it now. It's going to say something like "well qualified, wheatish skin. Comes from good family. Brother is doctor. Knows family tree back to 10 generations. No major systemic disease. Housebroken" Then my friends from school will see it. Then I'll be mocked.

:help:

[harvey_mayway]

Now he's demanding a picture.
:neutral:
What do I do?

:help:


why dont you wanta get married,


You look for guys off of this site, so you want a guy.

Why is this so bad for you? atleast your sundays will be fun and you'll get to meet new people that you can MSN with.

[Walktheline]

:rofl:

Tell him you'd rather keep your profile pictureless; that way, you won't be attracting superficial losers.

He should buy that excuse. He has to.

I've fended off 3 in the past month with the "ewww he's not vegetarian??" excuse. :help:

[harvey_mayway]

He's going to write my profile for me. I can see it now. It's going to say something like "well qualified, wheatish skin. Comes from good family. Brother is doctor. Knows family tree back to 10 generations. No major systemic disease. Housebroken" Then my friends from school will see it. Then I'll be mocked.

:help:

Put your Youtube vid up aswell, I love that vid of you playin the guitar

[subaru]

:rofl:

Tell him you'd rather keep your profile pictureless; that way, you won't be attracting superficial losers.

He should buy that excuse. He has to.

ur back =O...thought we lost u forever

[PaiN infLictioN]

He's going to write my profile for me. I can see it now. It's going to say something like "well qualified, wheatish skin. Comes from good family. Brother is doctor. Knows family tree back to 10 generations. No major systemic disease. Housebroken" Then my friends from school will see it. Then I'll be mocked.

:help:
wtf is WHEATish skin :rofl:

[Walktheline]

why dont you wanta get married,


You look for guys off of this site, so you want a guy.

Why is this so bad for you? atleast your sundays will be fun and you'll get to meet new people that you can MSN with.


I don't look for guys off this site. It's all in jest.
:help:

[Sikh4Lyfe]

Maybe it is time for you to get married and do something useful with your life.

[Walktheline]

wtf is WHEATish skin :rofl:


It's a desi euphamism for BROWN. :help:

[Walktheline]

Maybe it is time for you to get married and do something useful with your life.


Maybe it's time for you to stop being a douche to me. :help:

[Walktheline]

What if champaklal tamakuwala wants to come to my house??? :help:

[harvey_mayway]

Maybe it is time for you to get married and do something useful with your life.


how is gettin married doing somthing useful?


Such an asian statement.

[TheLoneAvenger]

...

[PaiN infLictioN]

It's a desi euphamism for BROWN. :help:
shiieet aint nobody callin me no WHEATYskin :rolleyes:

[Walktheline]

Are you just embarrassed people you know will see your profile or do you just not want to get married right now?


I don't know. :help:

[Space-Cowboy]

I'll still pray for you.

[subaru]

I am, unfortunately.

u cud have escaped this...all this...GONE...forever.

sigh welll let me say...flames are killing it =)

[Walktheline]

Do you think if I say "I want God to arrange my marriage" my dad'll go for that???? :help:

[harvey_mayway]

I just say this :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld6zzM7WJeg


:lol:

[Space-Cowboy]

Do you think if I say "I want God to arrange my marriage" my dad'll go for that???? :help:

No.

[subaru]

Do you think if I say "I want God to arrange my marriage" my dad'll go for that???? :help:

at this point..try anything..u have NOTHING to lose!.. u only gain

[PaiN infLictioN]

I am, unfortunately.
yo how long did they have u out for? :p

[Walktheline]

lolol.

Do it. And post his answer.

Also, try the "I still need to fiiiind myself" approach.

Actually no. Desi parents never fall for that.


they just want grandkids. like yesterday. :help:
You know it won't work.

[ruch4343]

just keep rejecting them. :dunno:

[harvey_mayway]

at this point..try anything..u have NOTHING to lose!.. u only gain


this could be positive

[Walktheline]

just keep rejecting them. :dunno:


The "you're not getting younger" and "no one will want you" arguments tend to wear me down after a while. :ashamed:

:help:

[harvey_mayway]

they just want grandkids. like yesterday. :help:
You know it won't work.


wtl, do you want childern?

[Walktheline]

My mom tries the "but i vant to be able to play vith it, the grandchildren, vhile i am still agile" strategy sometimes.

And then I ask her if she thinks I'm mature enough to handle children.

This is almost always followed by an awkward silence. So it sort of works.

Sort of.


my mom said she will raise my children and teach them all the things that I was too stupid to learn. Man oh man...
she owns me in like every convo.

[Walktheline]

wtl, do you want childern?


yus.

[*~MuFFiN~*]

tell them u found someone on ur own but that u both need time cuz ur not rushing things







tell em ur "guy" is scared of people parents so he cant meet them yet

[ruch4343]

The "you're not getting younger" and "no one will want you" arguments tend to wear me down after a while. :ashamed:

:help:
I am truly very sorry. they really say no one will want you? :neutral:
Also you could try telling them horrific stories about what husbands have done to their wives. :dunno:

[*~MuFFiN~*]

my mom said she will raise my children and teach them all the things that I was too stupid to learn. Man oh man...
she owns me in like every convo.
hahahahhahah

sorry. hehe

[Walktheline]

tell them u found someone on ur own but that u both need time cuz ur not rushing things







tell em ur "guy" is scared of people parents so he cant meet them yet


I can't lie. Man, I used to lie so much when I was younger.. sneakin out and all that nonsense.

[surface2air]

:Owned:

[Walktheline]

:Owned:


Why... you little.... :rant:











ps :help:

[PaiN infLictioN]

lol... longer than everyone else, I think.
some were permanent :p





i still got my sig :shhh:

[harvey_mayway]

tell them u found someone on ur own but that u both need time cuz ur not rushing things







tell em ur "guy" is scared of people parents so he cant meet them yet


and say your tryin to convert the guy :lol:

[Walktheline]

Me too.

I'm pretty much incapable of lying now.

wtf conscience... + laziness.


It's like everywhere I turn, ownage by mom. :no:
Do you think they have musicians on bharatmatrimony.com? with shaggy hair? and write poems on coffee stained napkins in little cafes in europe? emo? season pass to the guggenheim? what? No? :( :( :(

[ii_khushi86_ii]

Tell them you're infertile. No pressure for you to get married and have kids if you can't have them!

[PaiN infLictioN]

Tell them you're infertile. No pressure for you to get married and have kids if you can't have them!
now thats LAME.

[Walktheline]

Tell them you're infertile. No pressure for you to get married and have kids if you can't have them!


They'd be like "vat" and spew out something religious and get really mad at me for even uttering such a thing. I might even get smacked.

[harvey_mayway]

Tell them you're infertile. No pressure for you to get married and have kids if you can't have them!



tell them your parents your a lesbion

[ii_khushi86_ii]

They'd be like "vat" and spew out something religious and get really mad at me for even uttering such a thing. I might even get smacked.
Well. At least they'll distracted... momentarily.

[surface2air]

Why... you little.... :rant:











ps :help:
What you could do is put a picture up on the internet for the time being, just to let you parents know that you care about the stupid matimonial website. Just take your pic off the remain picless after that, if some loser is interested in you after reading at your profile...vociferate...holla!

[*~MuFFiN~*]

and say your tryin to convert the guy :lol:
haha yes!

[Walktheline]

tell them your parents your a lesbion


see post #60.

Thanks for subscribing to my youtube. I don't think I will be putting up anymore videos though.

[fireangel2007]

tell them you're secretely in love with someo ne else....and you are waiting to see what happens....okay thats bad

just tell them to give you a year to travel etc...like in ddlj and then find yourself someone....

[ii_khushi86_ii]

tell them your parents your a lesbion
... say what?

[*~MuFFiN~*]

tell em u wanna find a guy on ur own

[Walktheline]

tell em u wanna find a guy on ur own


I did. They said "well we see how far that has gotten you"
Owned again. :ashamed:

[harvey_mayway]

dye your Pink.












just think about it.

[*~MuFFiN~*]

I did. They said "well we see how far that has gotten you"
Owned again. :ashamed:

"god knows im meant to find him.... hes just waiting for the right time to bring him to me'

??

[Walktheline]

I'd say yes, but both you and I know that it would be a blatant lie.

Scruffy, shaggy hair, that pseudo-arrogant nonchalance, and verses scribbled on a coffee stained napkin? le sigh. et tu?

plays guitar a lot? I am sure he's on bharatmatrimony.com :no:
this is a sad day. What happened to us. I mean really.. WHAT HAPPENED TO US.

[harvey_mayway]

Just get one of your Guy friends to come around your house, and tell your parents that hes marryin you,

But first you guys want to finish University, and get good jobs, So that he can support you and care for you.

That way your parents will know your gettin married, in the future and wont be layin around the house on the internet untill your 30 something,

plus they can stop worryin about you, and they will get their gran-kids some day.


(You dont need to marry one of your firends, that part will be a lie)

[chunky]

LOL. do what I do. I grimace in all the pictures my mom takes of me. She doesn't have a normal pic of me after the age of 18.

[Walktheline]

"god knows im meant to find him.... hes just waiting for the right time to bring him to me'

??


They are like so selective about that kind of stuff. For example, I am gonna get married and my mom says that there are certain housewifey duties that I must fulfill especially since I am desi (uh..ok) and that we desis are a very traditional people and that's a great thing. Then she talks about a guy from Cali. I'm like "so you want me to move to cali"
"Oh no nonono beta.. he will move here"
Isn't the chick supposed to move out if we're talking tradition here? Isn't there supposed to be a whole cryfest revolving around this occasion? Isn't the chick supposed to take care of her husband's parents.. if we're being TRADITIONAL????
:help:

[fireangel2007]

plays guitar a lot? I am sure he's on bharatmatrimony.com :no:
this is a sad day. What happened to us. I mean really.. WHAT HAPPENED TO US.
tell them he has to like <enter random music group> or else its pointless....

honestly this is what i've told my parents cuz i get rishtas alot here from random ass people i've never seen or heard of....

i told them, if i can give you a daughter with good morals and someone who listens to you then you can give me that 2-3 years to find myself before i'm spending the rest of my life with someone else.....then they shutup....

You seem like a good gujrati daughter (cliche...yes) sit down and explain that right now at this moment marriage isn't in your mind...then go e-flirt, real flirt or w/e with as many guys as you want....im sure if you sit down eye to eye and talk...things will be better

[IPunjabi.Blood]

LOL! About time. You are against a desi bapu. You can't win this. Accept your defeat and learn how to be useful in the kitchen.

[fireangel2007]

whats funny is that my mom is like we're moving with you....i ask myself...whats the point of getting married? sure ill miss them...but ya know...it should be minimal

[harvey_mayway]

just go with the flow.


Let them put your pic up on the internet.

if your friends find it, say someone from RD stole your pics.


And when the other family;s come round for sunday tea, well just sit their and act stupid, or put the other family off you.

Or pic fault with the guy,.,


That will buy you a year or so, but you'll end up losin your sundays.

[Walktheline]

I'm not sure, but I figure this is the part where my mom would casually mention something about how a good 'thappar' will fix things right up.

pwned. :help:


omg, I'm getting ahead of myself here.. but do you think your mom is gonna feel obligated to have the sex talk with you the night before the big day? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
EW EW EW. I just grossed myself out. EW. :help:
My mom tries more insidious routes. "Beta, daddy is getting VERRRY vorried that you are not getting married yet. He vants to enter golden years now"
fucking owned again! How am I gonna argue the golden years? Goddamnit.

[*~MuFFiN~*]

They are like so selective about that kind of stuff. For example, I am gonna get married and my mom says that there are certain housewifey duties that I must fulfill especially since I am desi (uh..ok) and that we desis are a very traditional people and that's a great thing. Then she talks about a guy from Cali. I'm like "so you want me to move to cali"
"Oh no nonono beta.. he will move here"
Isn't the chick supposed to move out if we're talking tradition here? Isn't there supposed to be a whole cryfest revolving around this occasion? Isn't the chick supposed to take care of her husband's parents.. if we're being TRADITIONAL????
:help:


o maaaaannnn

ur moms turnin this into a full blown mission

[Walktheline]

LOL! About time. You are against a desi bapu. You can't win this. Accept your defeat and learn how to be useful in the kitchen.


I understand that we have not really crossed paths much during our respective stays on RD and this is probably not a good way to start an acquaintance.. BUT SCREW YOU MAN!!!!
:help:

[EverBlazinGyal]

just cry

tell them you wanna fall in love and IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK AND :tears:

[Walktheline]

just cry

tell them you wanna fall in love and IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK AND :tears:


I have done this. I have mustered up all the emoness from the pit of my being and genuinely wept to them about how I just want to be in love and find that quirky prince charming. They feel really bad and lay off my case.


for a week.
tops.

Then its back to the same. They are like goldfish about this issue. :tears:

[*~MuFFiN~*]

just cry

tell them you wanna fall in love and IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK AND :tears:

hehehehe ur so cute

[harvey_mayway]

They are like so selective about that kind of stuff. For example, I am gonna get married and my mom says that there are certain housewifey duties that I must fulfill especially since I am desi (uh..ok) and that we desis are a very traditional people and that's a great thing. Then she talks about a guy from Cali. I'm like "so you want me to move to cali"
"Oh no nonono beta.. he will move here"
Isn't the chick supposed to move out if we're talking tradition here? Isn't there supposed to be a whole cryfest revolving around this occasion? Isn't the chick supposed to take care of her husband's parents.. if we're being TRADITIONAL????
:help:


(you would have to move out, and live with him, cause hes the guy. )


And well if you dont want this, then sit down with them and trufully try to talk with them, that your not comfortable with the wify duties, such as sex, and you dont like guys kissin you and puttin their hands on your goodies.

:lol:

[subaru]

:mrhappy: I'm lovin' it.

lol yeah i bet u are =/..i was making fun of this other member on this site..so BAD BAD...ohh well the montreal canadians are doing awesome as well .... :dance3:

[longjohnsilver]

You lack the value of retrospect in your life. Some decades ago you could have married someone like me and you wouldn't be able to say shit... just imagine that... now see how lucky you are...don't wind up in a never ending loop where indecisiveness gets the better of you... hope that helped :)

[lovestick]

omg, I'm getting ahead of myself here.. but do you think your mom is gonna feel obligated to have the sex talk with you the night before the big day? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
EW EW EW. I just grossed myself out. EW. :help:
My mom tries more insidious routes. "Beta, daddy is getting VERRRY vorried that you are not getting married yet. He vants to enter golden years now"
fucking owned again! How am I gonna argue the golden years? Goddamnit.

hahaha golden years. i laugh because only a middle-aged desi would ever use that phrase.

i feel for you, though, wtl. that must be annoying.

so my douchebag of a friend decided to get married next month, right. he's 2 months older than me. so we were talking about his wedding and my mom goes, in urdu, you only have a couple years left yourself, kiddo! i said baba got married at 28, so bother me in a few more years. and then she frickin' denied it! she was like, no he didn't, he was 24! but he did! he was 28! he's said so before! relatedly, my mom also fudges her age a lot.

[harvey_mayway]

I understand that we have not really crossed paths much during our respective stays on RD and this is probably not a good way to start an acquaintance.. BUT SCREW YOU MAN!!!!
:help:


owned. :lol:

[lovestick]

didn't mean to kill your thread eh. sorry.

[Walktheline]

hahaha golden years. i laugh because only a middle-aged desi would ever use that phrase.

i feel for you, though, wtl. that must be annoying.

so my douchebag of a friend decided to get married next month, right. he's 2 months older than me. so we were talking about his wedding and my mom goes, in urdu, you only have a couple years left yourself, kiddo! i said baba got married at 28, so bother me in a few more years. and then she frickin' denied it! she was like, no he didn't, he was 24! but he did! he was 28! he's said so before! relatedly, my mom also fudges her age a lot.


Omg my mom does this too. It's this universal desi mom logic that only other desi moms can understand I think. They're all interconnected like the Borg. My mom has this system for like.. I don't even know... age inflation or something. 24 back in 1973 is the same as 26 now so I should be getting married now. WTF?!?? I don't even understand it. I just shut off and glaze over when she starts getting philosophical about marriage.

[Walktheline]

i need some husband prayers. I will start chanting tomorrow. I need to find one before my parents do. It's a race.
husband prayers from any religion will suffice. I ain't picky.

[lovestick]

Omg my mom does this too. It's this universal desi mom logic that only other desi moms can understand I think. They're all interconnected like the Borg. My mom has this system for like.. I don't even know... age inflation or something. 24 back in 1973 is the same as 26 now so I should be getting married now. WTF?!?? I don't even understand it. I just shut off and glaze over when she starts getting philosophical about marriage.

yeah it's like...i've only filled out forms that ask for your birth date like a million times, did you think i'd forget?

holy crap...i feel like we're on to something. they're all the same.

[Walktheline]

I want to marry this guy:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=C98zwpDzyEk&mode=related&search=


:love:

[IPunjabi.Blood]

I understand that we have not really crossed paths much during our respective stays on RD and this is probably not a good way to start an acquaintance.. BUT SCREW YOU MAN!!!!
:help:

If it's any consolation, we are on the same boat. I've tried every trick from the book of "Great escapes" to force out an escape which is now starting to feel like an impossible thing to do. The only thing I've been managed to do is delay the inevitable.

[Walktheline]

If it's any consolation, we are on the same boat. I've tried every trick from the book of "Great escapes" to force out an escape which is now starting to feel like an impossible thing to do. The only thing I've been managed to do is delay the inevitable.


One of my professors said I have to kiss a few frogs first. :ashamed:

[Lady Pimp]

I say give him the pic and keep us posted on the developments haha

[Walktheline]

:rofl: I found out just a few months ago that my mom had lied to me about her age and her birth year all along. And of course, about the age she got married.

So technically now, I can get away with it until 28. That's how old she was.

sucka.


28? really? that's heartening actually. My one friend's sister was after this dude for years and years but he ended up marrying someone else. So she finally accepted it and got married at 31. granted she looks 18...but yeah.

[ii_khushi86_ii]

They are like so selective about that kind of stuff. For example, I am gonna get married and my mom says that there are certain housewifey duties that I must fulfill especially since I am desi (uh..ok) and that we desis are a very traditional people and that's a great thing. Then she talks about a guy from Cali. I'm like "so you want me to move to cali"
"Oh no nonono beta.. he will move here"
Isn't the chick supposed to move out if we're talking tradition here? Isn't there supposed to be a whole cryfest revolving around this occasion? Isn't the chick supposed to take care of her husband's parents.. if we're being TRADITIONAL????
:help:
Oh, wow. I could never live in my own house with my parents AND my husband. It just seems so awkward. Not to mention, we wouldn't have any place to sleep except my room, which is basically symbolic of my childhood and college years. And nobody, but NOBODY sleeps in my bed but me. :x

[IPunjabi.Blood]

:rofl: I found out just a few months ago that my mom had lied to me about her age and her birth year all along. And of course, about the age she got married.

So technically now, I can get away with it until 28. That's how old she was.

sucka.

FUCK! '28' reminded me I have two more years before I get hanged till' death.

:help:

[harvey_mayway]

I want to marry this guy:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=C98zwpDzyEk&mode=related&search=


:love:



newcaslte brown ale, is this a uk guy.

[Walktheline]

FUCK! '28' reminded me I have two more years before I get hanged till' death.

:help:


oh man, with all these help signs..
I hate to say it
(actually I LOVE to say it..)
but this thread has taken a turn for the EMO.
:help:

[Walktheline]

newcaslte brown ale, is this a uk guy.


This is a hispanic man from sweden.

[dayven]

This is a hispanic man from sweden.


how about u runaway with me so u dont have to get hitched..... :D

[Lady Pimp]

No!

Give in, you mustn't.no one says she has to marry someone from there
just give itt o him and make him happy

[IPunjabi.Blood]

pwned! :hug:

Great advise.

:hs:

[Walktheline]

I know eh.

My friends find the whole "expiry date" concept hilarious. I found this on my door as part of the decorations, the morning of my birthday. Naturally I took a picture and emailed it back to them with a message.

http://i25.photobucket.logist/3.jpg

hah. nice. My mom also has this knack for relating absolutely ANYTHING to marriage. It's like 7 degrees of kevin bacon! I shit you not. Expiry date.. oh man oh man....
I think I joined this site after the first freakout when my mom and dad approached me and asked if I would like to meet a nice chokro from the community. :ugh:

[deepdeeps]

Now he's demanding a picture.
:neutral:
What do I do?

:help:

Well, on the sunny side of things you KNOW you'll be gettin' some soon. :sunny:

:D

[Walktheline]

Well, on the sunny side of things you KNOW you'll be gettin' some soon. :sunny:

:D


worst reply ever.

[~*ZainaB*~]

Congratulations.. Youre screwed :D

[deepdeeps]

worst reply ever.
I know, I know. I'm sorry.

Here girlie :hug:

[pachaas Paisa]

worst reply ever.


Make no mistake, she's a mental case.

[dayven]

Congratulations.. Youre screwed :D


not if she agrees to runaway with me...... :o

[PaiN infLictioN]

Well, on the sunny side of things you KNOW you'll be gettin' some soon. :sunny:

:D
yup....she sure gonna be gettin some FOB LOVE :p

[deepdeeps]

Make no mistake, she's a mental case.
Nice to see you, too.

[Existentialist]

Say you're a lesbian and then prepare for the worst.
Wait that won't work these days, they'll arrange you with a nice desi girl.

Hmm tell him you're not interested and for him to get a refund.

[pachaas Paisa]

Nice to see you, too.

interesting, why dont you be defensive like last time?

[Existentialist]

Make no mistake, she's a mental case.

I vooooooonder how you can spot mental cases :kekeke:

[deepdeeps]

interesting, why dont you be defensive like last time?
I've been through a mental asylum. Got some help, ya know.

[pachaas Paisa]

I vooooooonder how you can spot mental cases :kekeke:


Oh i thought you were gonna say soemthing ridiculous like "it takes one to know one :gay:"

[pachaas Paisa]

I've been through a mental asylum. Got some help, ya know.
Good heavens, we can finally have a conversation!

[IPunjabi.Blood]

Oh i thought you were gonna say soemthing ridiculous like "it takes one to know one :gay:"

That's my line. :cuddle:

[deepdeeps]

Good heavens, we can finally have a conversation!
Mmm...been up to much lately?

[~*ZainaB*~]

not if she agrees to runaway with me...... :o


what do you plan to do with her if she agrees to do so :neutral:

[pachaas Paisa]

That's my line. :cuddle:

hey sugarbuns

[pachaas Paisa]

Mmm...been up to much lately?


Yes! finals

you?

[nayeemx33]

:rofl:

[deepdeeps]

Yes! finals

you?

You really are RD's messaish...postin' during finals week.

Same. All done now, though. :tjseema:
I finally get to go home tomorrow.

[pachaas Paisa]

You really are RD's messaish...postin' during finals week.

Same. All done now, though. :tjseema:
I finally get to go home tomorrow.


so what? no class tomorrow, i am not going to glue myself to the damn book, I am a genius!

[Walktheline]

:rofl:


jerk :squint:

[deepdeeps]

so what? no class tomorrow, i am not going to glue myself to the damn book, I am a genius!
You fortunate shit. I have to shove my face into the books all day to get a decent score.

[pachaas Paisa]

You fortunate shit. I have to shove my face into the books all day to get a decent score.
boo hoo

maybe if you'd let me tutor you, it wouldnt be so bad!

[deepdeeps]

boo hoo

maybe if you'd let me tutor you, it wouldnt be so bad!
I ain't despo.

[pachaas Paisa]

I ain't despo.

I said tutoring, not selling my body, Oh you wish!

[musicchic33]

aren't you like 15? :neutral:

:rofl:

Best of luck, WTL.

hyuck hyuck.

[subaru]

:rofl:

Best of luck, WTL.

hyuck hyuck.

if i'm 15..ur 4..no jokes =/

[musicchic33]

if i'm 15..ur 4..no jokes =/
:shhh:

take your insult and go.

[subaru]

:shhh:

take your insult and go.

*takes it* and leaves!.... :p

[gurl_exotica]

:rofl:

omg..
take a very bad picture of urself n give it to him..:dunno:
when u gonna start gatecrashing weddings? :lol:

i made my mom listen to that "findingaman" thing n she's like u better not try that on me..:neutral:

[Yemina]

Now he's demanding a picture.
:neutral:
What do I do?

:help:
put a picture

[Walktheline]

*takes it* and leaves!.... :p


you know I am just teasing. You're 18, right? :google:

[Unloved_lover]

Now he's demanding a picture.
:neutral:
What do I do?

:help:

say you are gay

[Felonius Monk]

Tell them you're planning to get a PhD. Seems to work for the guys.

[bengoli_meg]

you're looking for a musician? trust me...they aint all that.

geez, walktheline, stop being so superficial. are you looking for a husband or some passionate whirl wind of a romance that will will inevitably fall apart for being too tumultous? maybe you need to find that guy anyways, just to get it out of your system. dooo it.

marriage isn't romantic, it's finding someone to build a life with. not sure how useful guitar skills are in that respect. And w/e you can always teach him to play the guitar...wouldn't that be cute?

give your poor dad a picture, maybe there's some perfect-guy-for-you somewhere else who's also being forced onto that website.





actually, i'm just kidding. run for your life, walktheline!!!!!

[**bambina**]

do what i do.

agree to meet guys. then when u do meet them, dont talk, act all stuck up, be all materialistic, talk about how many guys you have been with..etc etc... the guy will never call back. problem solved.

[RacingSoul]

give him that "towel on the head & wearing glasses" pic....it'll surely keep u away frm possible online matches.

[musicchic33]

do what i do.

agree to meet guys. then when u do meet them, dont talk, act all stuck up, be all materialistic, talk about how many guys you have been with..etc etc... the guy will never call back. problem solved.
:rofl:


<3thiswoman

[nayeemx33]

do what i do.

agree to meet guys. then when u do meet them, dont talk, act all stuck up, be all materialistic, talk about how many guys you have been with..etc etc... the guy will never call back. problem solved.

:kiss:
I'll still marry you.

[**bambina**]

:kiss:
I'll still marry you.


really? damn.

[ORaNGe dAsY]

lmao. Nuff said.

[**bambina**]

:rofl:


<3thiswoman


:lol:

its worked so far!

[RacingSoul]

really? damn.

the boy's just desperate for pussy.

[rateforums]

Tell him ur a lesbian

[**bambina**]

the boy's just desperate for pussy.


i thought nayeem was a girl?? i am soo confused!

[**bambina**]

Tell him ur a lesbian

i actually did tell someone that.

[nayeemx33]

i thought nayeem was a girl?? i am soo confused!

I thought you were a lesbian?

[RacingSoul]

i thought nayeem was a girl?? i am soo confused!

finally, we have a desi lesbian.

[rateforums]

i actually did tell someone that.


have u ever done girl on girl

[**bambina**]

finally, we have a desi lesbian.


only wednesdays.

[nayeemx33]

only wednesdays.

and sundays :eyebrow:

[**bambina**]

have u ever done girl on girl


no. but to cut the long story short, he was doing my head in, in the end i ended up telling the guyn i was a lesbian.

[rateforums]

no. but to cut the long story short, he was doing my head in, in the end i ended up telling the guyn i was a lesbian.

anal or oral

[RacingSoul]

only wednesdays.

mehh...good for a start.

[**bambina**]

anal or oral


huh?

[rateforums]

huh?


which one do u prefer anal or oral...

[**bambina**]

which one do u prefer anal or oral...


niether. i dont do sex.

[rateforums]

niether. i dont do sex.



okay what u jerk off too...if u dont mind me asking

[ORaNGe dAsY]

niether. i dont do sex.
lol.

[**bambina**]

okay what u jerk off too...if u dont mind me asking

jerk off? i dont have a penis either.

[MURDERTIME]

give him the one with ur burnt forhead, and i'll email u from there :naughty:

[rateforums]

jerk off? i dont have a penis either.


woman jerk off style

[ORaNGe dAsY]

:gay:
*gasp*

[nayeemx33]

:gay:
http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/riaa.gif

[urbannomad23]

all i can say is ouch WalktheLine!

i feel sry for you, but wish ya the best of luck. i know its hard being desi, but i can only imagine what its like being a desi girl.

[vikownethu]

Get a temporary tattoo staing "already married" across your forehead, but then some freshies still probably won't understand it.

[laal mia]

you're looking for a musician? trust me...they aint all that.

geez, walktheline, stop being so superficial. are you looking for a husband or some passionate whirl wind of a romance that will will inevitably fall apart for being too tumultous? maybe you need to find that guy anyways, just to get it out of your system. dooo it.

marriage isn't romantic, it's finding someone to build a life with. not sure how useful guitar skills are in that respect. And w/e you can always teach him to play the guitar...wouldn't that be cute?

give your poor dad a picture, maybe there's some perfect-guy-for-you somewhere else who's also being forced onto that website.





actually, i'm just kidding. run for your life, walktheline!!!!!

:kiss: :love:

[subaru]

you know I am just teasing. You're 18, right? :google:

turning 21 in less than 2 months :hand:

[OoDREAmerOo]

Now he's demanding a picture.
:neutral:
What do I do?

:help:

give him the one of you sleeping.

aye que preciosa.

:love:

and they'll assume ur super lazy and dont do any type of housework. :thumleft:

-drea

[nayeemx33]

Meg, you have a profile up I bet.

She's on shaadi.com

[ana]

What about ur brother?

Are they forcing the same?

[Walktheline]

you're looking for a musician? trust me...they aint all that.

geez, walktheline, stop being so superficial. are you looking for a husband or some passionate whirl wind of a romance that will will inevitably fall apart for being too tumultous? maybe you need to find that guy anyways, just to get it out of your system. dooo it.

marriage isn't romantic, it's finding someone to build a life with. not sure how useful guitar skills are in that respect. And w/e you can always teach him to play the guitar...wouldn't that be cute?

give your poor dad a picture, maybe there's some perfect-guy-for-you somewhere else who's also being forced onto that website.





actually, i'm just kidding. run for your life, walktheline!!!!!


You're not kidding! You've been talking to my mother. My mother has infiltrated RD. :google:

[BENGALI4EVA1]

say ur lesbian and ur in love with an autistic girl and then show my pic

[bad_cheque]

What is meant by "Housebroken"?

Anyway good luck.

I think my parents once put an ad in a newspaper just to see what happens. Anyway I can handle them, so no worries.