Choking the chicken

[jus_me]

Is there any truth behind the "myths" that too much bishop beating will result in

1)going blind
2)getting hairy palms?

Are these just horror stories to get boys to stop having a tommy tank or is there actually any truth behind them?

Were there men in the middle ages walking around with hairy palms?

Answers on a postcard please folks :D

[musicchic33]

Cunninglinguist chokes the chicken way too much...



He thinks his eye's twitching..he's really just going blind.

[s11nyk]

if your doing things right, you husbamd should not have any worries with his hairy palms or bad eyesight

[madam_jade]

Forget the guys. What are the side affects for girls? :shock:

[taleb]

Is there any truth behind the "myths" that too much bishop beating will result in

1)going blind
2)getting hairy palms?

Are these just horror stories to get boys to stop having a tommy tank or is there actually any truth behind them?

Were there men in the middle ages walking around with hairy palms?

Answers on a postcard please folks :D

did you know that cold breakfast cereal was invented to cure the "evil" practice of masturbation

[jus_me]

yeah him and the great loki were my inspiration for this thread.

:hay:

[s11nyk]

Cunninglinguist chokes the chicken way too much...



He thinks his eye's twitching..he's really just going blind.
or maybe he shot him self in he eye........:dunno:

[jus_me]

lol, funny you mention that taleb, i can never have warm milk with my cereal.

i shall put this to simon and see what he has to say for himself.

[s11nyk]

Forget the guys. What are the side affects for girls? :shock:

you dont have nine lifes like the cat in my sig.........no wait thats gone now

[musicchic33]

or maybe he shot him self in he eye........:dunno:
His aim isn't that great

[madam_jade]

you dont have nine lifes like the cat in my sig.........no wait thats gone now

Am I gonna die? :dunno:

[NinjaPanther]

Forget the guys. What are the side affects for girls? :shock:

soft, constantly wet, fingers perhaps...:neutral:

[taleb]

lol, funny you mention that taleb, i can never have warm milk with my cereal.

i shall put this to simon and see what he has to say for himself.

na, its gotta be done with ice-cold milk esp if corn flakes involved

and Dr. John Harvey Kellogg invented Corn Flakes and an early version of granola to reduce sexual desire and curb the "epidemic" of masturbation

He also recommended that small boys be circumcised without anesthetic so they would forever associate the penis with pain. Women should have their clitorises treated with carbolic acid to prevent what he called "abnormal excitement."

[jus_me]

Forget the guys. What are the side affects for girls? :shock:


well i did research this topic well in the two seconds after getting my inspiration from loki and i found no side affects for girls so flick that bean into submission!

i mean er..do what you have to :anxious:

[s11nyk]

His aim isn't that great
well it's hard if its pointing right at his face.

[cunninglinguist]

Cunninglinguist chokes the chicken way too much...



He thinks his eye's twitching..he's really just going blind.
i'm on 3 for tonight already
and now both my eyes are twitching :google:

[s11nyk]

Am I gonna die? :dunno:
no you will survive, but your gonna have to wear thimbles for the rest of your life.

[musicchic33]

i'm on 3 for tonight already
and now both my eyes are twitching :google:

Here's a tip: just close them both -_-

[cunninglinguist]

or maybe he shot him self in he eye........:dunno:
i believe in posh wanks

[s11nyk]

i'm on 3 for tonight already
and now both my eyes are twitching :google:
if the 3rd eye starts twiching, run for it...it may explode.

[musicchic33]

well it's hard if its pointing right at his face.

pun intended? :rofl:

I keel myself

[s11nyk]

i believe in posh wanks
the cheaper the better.

[cunninglinguist]

Here's a tip: just close them both -_-
but then i can't look at hot mixed race dwarf porn

[s11nyk]

pun intended? :rofl:

I keel myself

oh your too good for me dear. :p

[cunninglinguist]

the cheaper the better.
sometimes a man should treat himself :gay:

[jus_me]

question two:

what if a guy doesnt wank, can he spontaneously combust due to a cum build up?

and if so, does he totally explode or does he just blow a ball?

all puns are intended as they are the only laughs i get :ashamed:

[musicchic33]

oh your too good for me dear. :p
Sunny, it isn't a good day when you and I haven't conversed.

[s11nyk]

sometimes a man should treat himself :gay:

afterall it is xmas right...

[s11nyk]

question two:

what if a guy doesnt wank, can he spontaneously combust due to a cum build up?

and if so, does he totally explode or does he just blow a ball?

all puns are intended as they are the only laughs i get :ashamed:
well if you wake up and the duvet is welded to your man, you know he has exploded.

[musicchic33]

but then i can't look at hot mixed race dwarf porn

You've got your hand on some of that? (get it hand?! bwahah)




send it my way?

and it's *interracial

[taleb]

question two:

what if a guy doesnt wank, can he spontaneously combust due to a cum build up?

and if so, does he totally explode or does he just blow a ball?

all puns are intended as they are the only laughs i get :ashamed:
lol, he doesn't need to milked like a cow woman

[s11nyk]

Sunny, it isn't a good day when you and I haven't conversed.
sigh..........they are few a many these day's

[cunninglinguist]

afterall it is xmas right...
i'm not christian

[musicchic33]

i'm not christian
Neither was Jesus


ohhhhhhh!

[s11nyk]

i'm not christian
nor am i.....special treats are not just for christians.

[cunninglinguist]

question two:

what if a guy doesnt wank, can he spontaneously combust due to a cum build up?

and if so, does he totally explode or does he just blow a ball?

all puns are intended as they are the only laughs i get :ashamed:
i had a heart attack
but i'm much better now

[cunninglinguist]

Neither was Jesus


ohhhhhhh!
he didn't invent christmas genius

[musicchic33]

sigh..........they are few a many these day's

and who's fault is that?

mr.Ihaveajobandfamilyandeverythinggoingforme

:hand:

[musicchic33]

he didn't invent christmas genius
What do I know...I'm but a Jew :ashamed:

[jus_me]

if your doing things right, you husbamd should not have any worries with his hairy palms or bad eyesight

im doing things perfectly and he has no problems in that dept :D

but he has had glasses ever since i met him :neutral:

[cunninglinguist]

You've got your hand on some of that? (get it hand?! bwahah)




send it my way?

and it's *interracial
yeh it's diccifult fingind thinsg whne yuo slepl meth wrgon
as long as you send me back my pgieon porn :squint:

[s11nyk]

and who's fault is that?

mr.Ihaveajobandfamilyandeverythinggoingforme

:hand:

i blame the time zones myself,

[cunninglinguist]

What do I know...I'm but a Jew :ashamed:
a juicy jew :eyebrow:

[musicchic33]

yeh it's diccifult fingind thinsg whne yuo slepl meth wrgon
as long as you send me back my pgieon porn :squint:

*sent*

I add some chipmunk funk as well

[s11nyk]

im doing things perfectly and he has no problems in that dept :D

but he has had glasses ever since i met him :neutral:

go check his hands.....and his nads.

[jus_me]

well if you wake up and the duvet is welded to your man, you know he has exploded.

lol, if the man actually slept with a duvet :no:

and its my understanding, correct me if im wrong :p that normally when you have sex, spunk is present and thus no backlong ensues.

do correct me if im wrong though :D

[musicchic33]

i blame the time zones myself,
You know, that could very darn well be it

[musicchic33]

a juicy jew :eyebrow:

:Oops:

Hey Cunninglinguist...I like the way you work it

http://youtube.com/wach?v=DmUbFwfIbpU

[cunninglinguist]

*sent*

I add some chipmunk funk as well
*received*
be right back

[s11nyk]

lol, if the man actually slept with a duvet :no:

and its my understanding, correct me if im wrong :p that normally when you have sex, spunk is present and thus no backlong ensues.

do correct me if im wrong though :D


it's always nice to shoot a fresh load.

[jus_me]

go check his hands.....and his nads.

:o look at a boy, NAKED?

well it is extremely rare for an indian girl to do so but ok..

both his hands and nads (i love that word) are in impeccable condition :)

[s11nyk]

You know, that could very darn well be it

but but but.........:sad: there is hope.......but i shall endevour to chit chat with your good self...as and when

[musicchic33]

it's always nice to shoot a fresh load.
Getting tired of shooting blanks, huh?

[jus_me]

it's always nice to shoot a fresh load.

its always nice to be part of that ceremony

[s11nyk]

:o look at a boy, NAKED?

well it is extremely rare for an indian girl to do so but ok..

both his hands and nads (i love that word) are in impeccable condition :)
see thats where your going wrong, you still playing with boys...you need a man....not a boy.

[s11nyk]

Getting tired of shooting blanks, huh?
hey for you, i'd do the 21 gun salute.

[s11nyk]

its always nice to be part of that ceremony
of course...its like trooping the colours at buckingham palace

[jus_me]

see thats where your going wrong, you still playing with boys...you need a man....not a boy.

:lol:

how dare you call my husband a boy!

the boy i play with is man enough for moi

[musicchic33]

hey for you, i'd do the 21 gun salute.
:rofl:

bless <3.

[cunninglinguist]

:lol:

how dare you call my husband a boy!

the boy i play with is man enough for moi
what do y'all play?
monopoly?
can i join?

[s11nyk]

:lol:

how dare you call my husband a boy!

the boy i play with is man enough for moi

within every boy there is a mn waiting to burst.....

[jus_me]

what do y'all play?
monopoly?
can i join?

two player game only im afraid, i did hint at that in your inhibitions thread, yeah i know im gangsta for linking one thread to another :cool2:

[s11nyk]

:rofl:

bless <3.

;) .

[s11nyk]

what do y'all play?
monopoly?
can i join?

connect 4

[jus_me]

within every boy there is a mn waiting to burst.....

some boys stay boys for life.

not this one though and arent i glad for it! :D

[cunninglinguist]

connect 4
i was always crap at that
and noughts and crosses

[cunninglinguist]

two player game only im afraid, i did hint at that in your inhibitions thread, yeah i know im gangsta for linking one thread to another :cool2:
awesome linkage

[s11nyk]

some boys stay boys for life.

not this one though and arent i glad for it! :D

well the smile on your face gives it away......so why are you not choking his chicken.

[jus_me]

awesome linkage

i know, when biggie says put yo hands in da air if youz a tru playa, yu bes believe dat my hands be so high up in da air bruv


best believe dat shit aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiite

[s11nyk]

i was always crap at that
and noughts and crosses
me too, some clever fuckers alwasy had a game plan........as for me find the right hole slip it in......

[cunninglinguist]

me too, some clever fuckers alwasy had a game plan........as for me find the right hole slip it in......
yeh that was the wrost
watching the token land in the wrong hole was always excruciating as a youngster

[jus_me]

well the smile on your face gives it away......so why are you not choking his chicken.

he's gone on a pub crawl with his mates so im home alone.

plus, they dont call sunday the day of rest for nothing ;)

[cunninglinguist]

i know, when biggie says put yo hands in da air if youz a tru playa, yu bes believe dat my hands be so high up in da air bruv


best believe dat shit aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiite
ok stop it now
you are so not black

[musicchic33]

:Oops:

Hey Cunninglinguist...I like the way you work it

http://youtube.com/wach?v=DmUbFwfIbpU
thanks for ignoring my awesome song

no, really.

I'm so OVER you Brits.

(except for Tarvinder and Sunny<333)

[s11nyk]

yeh that was the wrost
watching the token land in the wrong hole was always excruciating as a youngster

in those days it was more of a case of fumbling around for the hole......

[cunninglinguist]

thanks for ignoring my awesome song

no, really.

I'm so OVER you Brits.

(except for Tarvinder and Sunny<333)
oh sorry
it's hard to appreciate it without speakers
but i appreciate the thought :love:
who said i was brit anyway?

[jus_me]

ok stop it now
you are so not black

oh noes! must you expose me in front of all my adoring fans.

and since when do you have to be black to like hip-hop? you hip-hop haters really love telling us hip-hop heads where to get off :lol:

i can be a gangstar even though i have to ask mummy ji's permission to go out.

[s11nyk]

he's gone on a pub crawl with his mates so im home alone.

plus, they dont call sunday the day of rest for nothing ;)
brewers droop..........looks like you ganna have a welded duvet tonight.

[cunninglinguist]

in those days it was more of a case of fumbling around for the hole......
fumbling is for fools

[madam_jade]

Oh ok, so I'm safe then?

Sweet. Enjoy trying to groom your hairy palms you blind bastards. :wave:

[jus_me]

thanks for ignoring my awesome song

no, really.

I'm so OVER you Brits.

(except for Tarvinder and Sunny<333)

:love:

[s11nyk]

thanks for ignoring my awesome song

no, really.

I'm so OVER you Brits.

(except for Tarvinder and Sunny<333)


well you can be over me, under me anyday....twice on sunday if you like.

[s11nyk]

fumbling is for fools

so is connect 4

[musicchic33]

well you can be over me, under me anyday....twice on sunday if you like.

:rofl:

I lavvit.

[jus_me]

brewers droop..........looks like you ganna have a welded duvet tonight.

we have sprial stairs and we both know when he gets pissed he cant walk up them so he's sleeping downstairs so ive got the bed all to myself :D

[musicchic33]

oh sorry
it's hard to appreciate it without speakers
but i appreciate the thought :love:
who said i was brit anyway?

You just ooze Britness...

[s11nyk]

Oh ok, so I'm safe then?

Sweet. Enjoy trying to groom your hairy palms you blind bastards. :wave:


well you safe until you start whistling as your walking down the street, and realise the sound aint coming from your mouth.

[s11nyk]

:rofl:

I lavvit.


i aint no wimp like craig david....it took him until wednesday to get in on.....

[madam_jade]

well you safe until you start whistling as your walking down the street, and realise the sound aint coming from your mouth.


That's ok. I'll be a one-woman band.

[s11nyk]

we have sprial stairs and we both know when he gets pissed he cant walk up them so he's sleeping downstairs so ive got the bed all to myself :D

you better get your thimbles out.

[s11nyk]

That's ok. I'll be a one-woman band.
:rofl:

[cunninglinguist]

You just ooze Britness...
how so may i ask?

[cunninglinguist]

so is connect 4
so is marriage :squint:

[madam_jade]

how so may i ask?

It's how you spell "ass."

[jus_me]

you better get your thimples out.

lol, im ill so its not like id be getting some anyway.

he's going to try and sweet-talk me all the way home into letting him into the bed and he thinks it will work because im not well.

:rolleyes:

[cunninglinguist]

It's how you spell "ass."
oh you mean the fact we spell it correctly?

[s11nyk]

so is marriage :squint:
dont knock it until you try it......tried connect 4, and it's definately for fools..

[s11nyk]

lol, im ill so its not like id be getting some anyway.

he's going to try and sweet-talk me all the way home into letting him into the bed and he thinks it will work because im not well.

:rolleyes:
get the tazer ready

[musicchic33]

how so may i ask?
I call it the musicchic intuition...I just know these things :google:

[s11nyk]

I call it the musicchic intuition...I just know these things :google:

is that like the bermuda triangle....it's there, but not really there.

[jus_me]

get the tazer ready

agreeing with him is the best way to get him to fall asleep when he is this pissed, the more annoyed i get the more awake he becomes.


funny how he no recollection of what he does when he is drunk yet when we both go out and are pissed he remembers everything ive done.

[cunninglinguist]

I call it the musicchic intuition...I just know these things :google:
well you're wrong
i'm indian :cheers:

[s11nyk]

agreeing with him is the best way to get him to fall asleep when he is this pissed, the more annoyed i get the more awake he becomes.


funny how he no recollection of what he does when he is drunk yet when we both go out and are pissed he remembers everything ive done.


sounds like me.......:shock:

[madam_jade]

oh you mean the fact we spell it correctly?

And how you call panties "knickers" which is obviously the sexiest thing since burnt toast. :ugh:

[jus_me]

sounds like me.......:shock:

i think all men suffer from it

and hes such a bastard, he has no problem telling the whole world about it :no:

anyway, he has made it home himself today :sarb: and he is quite early too so i suppose id better direct him to where the food is

good evening :)

[musicchic33]

is that like the bermuda triangle....it's there, but not really there.

ohhh burn :ashamed:

[cunninglinguist]

And how you call panties "knickers" which is obviously the sexiest thing since burnt toast. :ugh:
knickers is a mischievously frivolous word
don't you know

[musicchic33]

well you're wrong
i'm indian :cheers:
I'm never wrong :hand:

[s11nyk]

i think all men suffer from it

and hes such a bastard, he has no problem telling the whole world about it :no:

anyway, he has made it home himself today :sarb: and he is quite early too so i suppose id better direct him to where the food is

good evening :)
good evening to you good slf.

[s11nyk]

ohhh burn :ashamed:
just like your there but not really there on MSN..........:sad:

[cunninglinguist]

I'm never wrong :hand:
uh no
i'm never wrong
you know this

[musicchic33]

just like your there but not really there on MSN..........:sad:

:lol: damn phone

[s11nyk]

:lol: damn phone
i know...i feel like one of those chepa fireworks....which shows so much potential then ............................nothing.

[musicchic33]

uh no
i'm never wrong
you know this
I know nothing of the sort, kiddo.

[ii_khushi86_ii]

Its not biologically possible to grow hair on your palms unless the skin on your arm suddenly migrate to your hands. :|

[s11nyk]

Its not biologically possible to grow hair on your palms unless the skin on your arm suddenly migrate to your hands. :|

the medical viewpoint.....this is all the thread was lacking.

[cunninglinguist]

I know nothing of the sort, kiddo.
i was born in the poonjab i'll have you know

[ii_khushi86_ii]

the medical viewpoint.....this is all the thread was lacking.
Awesome. I made a contribution. ^.^

[s11nyk]

Awesome. I made a contribution. ^.^
of ocurse you have........now i know why my palms are not hairy...

but can you explain the blindess thing....

[ii_khushi86_ii]

of ocurse you have........no i now why my palms are not hairy...

but can you explain the blindess thing....
I'll have to get back to you on that.

[s11nyk]

I'll have to get back to you on that.
hmm i my hands will be restless until then......maybe i'll start knitting.

[ii_khushi86_ii]

hmm i my hands will be restless until then......maybe i'll start knitting.
I think you're good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_wives'_tale#Masturbation_causes_blindness

Unless you have a zinc deficiency but that's a nutritional problem, not a sexual one.

[s11nyk]

I think you're good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_wives'_tale#Masturbation_causes_blindness

Unless you have a zinc deficiency but that's a nutritional problem, not a sexual one.
:salut:

what if i;m just hungry for sax.............lol

cheers....goodnight

[Arshy]

hmm i my hands will be restless until then......maybe i'll start knitting.
just have a quick knuckle shuffle... :)

[cunninglinguist]

just have a quick knuckle shuffle... :)
i prefer the hand shandy

[Arshy]

i prefer the hand shandy
“The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it”

[musicchic33]

i was born in the poonjab i'll have you know
but you currently reside where?


I thought so.

[cunninglinguist]

but you currently reside where?


I thought so.
good one sherlock

[madam_jade]

good one sherlock

You're punjabi? Are you hindoo? :naughty:

[desi_uk]

wtf threads just get more and more bizzare

[cunninglinguist]

You're punjabi? Are you hindoo? :naughty:
no
but i was once played ram during the diwali dramatisation in school assembly

[musicchic33]

no
but i was once played ram during the diwali dramatisation in school assembly

good enough. I claim you as my own

[cunninglinguist]

good enough. I claim you as my own
you may have to take this to the courts for official documentation

[musicchic33]

you may have to take this to the courts for official documentation
The courts don't have to know :google:

[cunninglinguist]

The courts don't have to know :google:
are you....madonna? :eek:

[musicchic33]

are you....madonna? :eek:

Why yes, yes I am.

I've just reinvented myself one more time. :eek:

[cunninglinguist]

Why yes, yes I am.

I've just reinvented myself one more time. :eek:
i knew it you jew!

[musicchic33]

i knew it you jew!
kabballah for lyfe!