inhibitions

[cunninglinguist]

know your limits

so, what would you guys never do in the bedroom?
i'm expecting some good answers

[Spork]

In Greek, "cosmetics" means "skilled in decorating."

[cunninglinguist]

In Greek, "cosmetics" means "skilled in decorating."
welcome back
haven't seen you of late

[Spork]

welcome back
haven't seen you of late

Oh, I've been around. http://smiliesftw.com/x/xmaswink.gif

[Ash_s2002]

take a guy there..thats a never

[cunninglinguist]

take a guy there..thats a never
what if he paid you?

[Ash_s2002]

what if he paid you?
:neutral: :no: still no

[taleb]

judging from the some of the responses of the rimming Q's and such like, i think there'll be a barrage of women claiming, a lot aint happening

but as i know too well, a lady in the streets but a freak between the sheets

[larki_jatti]

69 or anything that involves being eaten out. yuck. girls think im crazy for turning that down

[cunninglinguist]

judging from the some of the responses of the rimming Q's and such like, i think there'll be a barrage of women claiming, a lot aint happening

but as i know too well, a lady in the streets but a freak between the sheets
good girls will do anything

[cunninglinguist]

69 or anything that involves being eaten out. yuck. girls think im crazy for turning that down
so you've never had oral?
you wouldn't believe what you're missing out on
what's prevented you?

[taleb]

good girls will do anything
i wonder if any ladies here would get turned on at the thought of a goldenshower

[**bambina**]

shitting, pissing, threesome, animals, machines.

[cunninglinguist]

shitting, pissing, threesome, animals, machines.
eating out ass?

[**bambina**]

eating out ass?


i didnt even think of that, yeah that too.

[LokiLaufeyson]

I wouldn't fuck an animal, or get pumped by another man...others are up for discussion :Paper:

[cunninglinguist]

i didnt even think of that, yeah that too.
having your ass eaten ?

[cunninglinguist]

I wouldn't fuck an animal, or get pumped by another man...others are up for discussion :Paper:
so you'd be willing to do the pumping? :google:
would you get down on your knees for a man?

[**bambina**]

having your ass eaten ?


nope.

oh i wont do torture stuff either.

[LokiLaufeyson]

so you'd be willing to do the pumping? :google:
would you get down on your knees for a man?

Depends if he was cute :hay:
My knees are damaged, so no.

[larki_jatti]

so you've never had oral?
you wouldn't believe what you're missing out on
what's prevented you?
I just don't think its something I'd be comfortable with. My bf asks me the same thing cuz he says he feels like he's "leaving me out". And also, I know men don't really enjoy eating out a woman, so why make them

[cunninglinguist]

Depends if he was cute :hay:
My knees are damaged, so no.
lol
hollaa
so you'd you're be willing to be pooed on also?
interesting

[cunninglinguist]

nope.

oh i wont do torture stuff either.
nipple clamps/spanking? :eyebrow:

[LokiLaufeyson]

lol
hollaa
so you'd you're be willing to be pooed on also?
interesting

Like i said, up for discussion...favour for a favour... :neutral:

[**bambina**]

nipple clamps/spanking? :eyebrow:

spanking is ok, clamps hell no!

oh and non of this, you do it with another guy/girl and i watch kinda thing.

[cunninglinguist]

I just don't think its something I'd be comfortable with. My bf asks me the same thing cuz he says he feels like he's "leaving me out". And also, I know men don't really enjoy eating out a woman, so why make them
how could you possibly know every single man feels the same about oral?
personally, i'm a huge fan of giving and receiving, i think it's pretty intimate
a lot of trust and comfortability issues
as well as totally orgasmic
you should share a shower and release the paranoia
and get at it :eyebrow:

[taleb]

Like i said, up for discussion...favour for a favour... :neutral:
lol, i'm a scat man !!!

[cunninglinguist]

Like i said, up for discussion...favour for a favour... :neutral:
in my books
you qualify as scum for even considering it
ew

[cunninglinguist]

lol, i'm a scat man !!!
you and loki should totally hook up

[taleb]

you and loki should totally hook up
who is loki btw ?

[larki_jatti]

how could you possibly know every single man feels the same about oral?
personally, i'm a huge fan of giving and receiving, i think it's pretty intimate
a lot of trust and comfortability issues
as well as totally orgasmic
you should share a shower and release the paranoia
and get at it :eyebrow:
i'm sure there are guys that do enjoy it, but the majority do it only because they can't adequately otherwise pleasure their woman.
for me it is a comfort issue, and that is not something i am comfortable with. i'd rahter give :|
sharing showers is beautiful

[LokiLaufeyson]

lol, i'm a scat man !!!

I was listening to that earlier...shame he died :(

[taleb]

I was listening to that earlier...shame he died :(
from methane ?

[LokiLaufeyson]

in my books
you qualify as scum for even considering it
ew

ahahaha, i would'nt let anyone shit on me, or piss

[LokiLaufeyson]

from methane ?

Sure why not...

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

shitting, pissing, threesome, animals, machines.

lol agree

[taleb]

lol agree
there goes my dream of me you and mona

[cunninglinguist]

i'm sure there are guys that do enjoy it, but the majority do it only because they can't adequately otherwise pleasure their woman.
for me it is a comfort issue, and that is not something i am comfortable with. i'd rahter give :|
sharing showers is beautiful
but your partner can adequately otherwise pleasure you? so why not let him try, and just sit back and think of england
or america, although it's not as good
do it because you've earnt it :chew:

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

there goes my dream of me you and mona

haha t :kiss:

to be honest i wouldnt wanna share - just me and my man

thats all

[cunninglinguist]

ahahaha, i would'nt let anyone shit on me, or piss
you'd love a bit of poo up your nose

[cunninglinguist]

lol agree
anal?

[LokiLaufeyson]

you'd love a bit of poo up your nose

If it's white, yes.

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

anal?

no way :|

[cunninglinguist]

no way :|
what's the beef?
no ass related stuff then?

[jus_me]

anal..because i ASSume (see what i did there? :cool2: ) it would kill.

nothing that involves a third party

and non of that master/servanty type crap either.

[taleb]

haha t :kiss:

to be honest i wouldnt wanna share - just me and my man

thats all

well i gotta say, if i ever had you in bed i wudnt want anything more :love:

[BadFingerBoogie]

no animals, men, anal, strap ons, s&m, yeah everything else pretty muc his good. :lol:

[larki_jatti]

but your partner can adequately otherwise pleasure you? so why not let him try, and just sit back and think of england
or america, although it's not as good
do it because you've earnt it :chew:
maybe in a couple years.. not now

i think thats the kind of stuff you should do when you know the person very well, or when you need to spice up your sex life. and yah, he can definitely more than adequately satisfy my every need :p

[larki_jatti]

anal?
i can't ever imagine myself doing that right now.. i wodner if my view on that will ever change

[taleb]

anal..because i ASSume (see what i did there? :cool2: ) it would kill.

nothing that involves a third party

and non of that master/servanty type crap either.

you desi girls are no fun

[larki_jatti]

roadhead?

[jus_me]

you desi girls are no fun

what self respecting girl would want to be treated like a slave? even if it is roleplay?

i take it youve experienced anal sex then?

[cunninglinguist]

anal..because i ASSume (see what i did there? :cool2: ) it would kill.

nothing that involves a third party

and non of that master/servanty type crap either.
not a fan of roleplay then?
roleplay rules!
well it's the easiest way to stimulate the g spot
so once you relax, it may well prove to be
fantASStic
see what i did there :cool2:

[jus_me]

not a fan of roleplay then?
roleplay rules!
well it's the easiest way to stimulate the g spot
so once you relax, it may well prove to be
fantASStic
see what i did there :cool2:

i dont mind the other kinds, its just the master/servant one that i just dont like.

relaxed or not, i bet butt sex would KILL.

props on the fantASStic, smooooooth.

[cunninglinguist]

maybe in a couple years.. not now

i think thats the kind of stuff you should do when you know the person very well, or when you need to spice up your sex life. and yah, he can definitely more than adequately satisfy my every need :p
what's gonna happen in two years? :neutral:
think of all the orgasms you'll miss out on :ashamed:
how long have you been together?

[LokiLaufeyson]

anal..because i ASSume (see what i did there? :cool2: ) it would kill.

nothing that involves a third party

and non of that master/servanty type crap either.

Lube up well

:werd:

[cunninglinguist]

no animals, men, anal, strap ons, s&m, yeah everything else pretty muc his good. :lol:
fresh hot turds?

[taleb]

what self respecting girl would want to be treated like a slave? even if it is roleplay?

i take it youve experienced anal sex then?
roleplay wasnt the main issue

and i havent had sex, im a good boy :rolleyes:

[cunninglinguist]

i can't ever imagine myself doing that right now.. i wodner if my view on that will ever change
you'll need wine, poppers and lube
best of luck

[cunninglinguist]

roadhead?
getting head while on the road? :neutral:

[cunninglinguist]

i dont mind the other kinds, its just the master/servant one that i just dont like.

relaxed or not, i bet butt sex would KILL.

props on the fantASStic, smooooooth.
master servant tend to be the most intimate i find
it's good for role reversal once in a while :eyebrow:
you're betting without due care and attention
there are people who enjoy it
i mean, just look at gays
fuckin' lavvit

[jus_me]

master servant tend to be the most intimate i find
it's good for role reversal once in a while :eyebrow:
you're betting without due care and attention
there are people who enjoy it
i mean, just look at gays
fuckin' lavvit

well ive only seen master/servant in porn and you know how realistic porn is!

i may have to look into this one..

and im aware some people enjoy it, i know a girl who gets off on having her nips bitten real hard..she tells the whole world :neutral: im just saying i dont think it would do much for me.

i wonder if gays find anal sex painful? i mean its not like they have any other orifice to compare it to..mouth isnt really in hte same league.

[cunninglinguist]

well ive only seen master/servant in porn and you know how realistic porn is!

i may have to look into this one..

and im aware some people enjoy it, i know a girl who gets off on having her nips bitten real hard..she tells the whole world :neutral: im just saying i dont think it would do much for me.

i wonder if gays find anal sex painful? i mean its not like they have any other orifice to compare it to..mouth isnt really in hte same league.
isn't it?
what makes you say that?
light biting cam be fun
well, all i can say is, don't knock it til you try it

[jus_me]

isn't it?
what makes you say that?
light biting cam be fun
well, all i can say is, don't knock it til you try it

who is going to have a mouth as tight as their arse? :sarb:

i know LIGHT biting and all that can be quite enjoyable, she means like biting when you actually draw blood.

and im desi, you know its our prerogative to be judgmental without having experienced shit :neutral:

[cunninglinguist]

who is going to have a mouth as tight as their arse? :sarb:

i know LIGHT biting and all that can be quite enjoyable, she means like biting when you actually draw blood.

and im desi, you know its our prerogative to be judgmental without having experienced shit :neutral:
well it's not just about how tight it is
a tongue can be wondrous
i knew a guy in school who drank his girlfriends blood
he was a goth
she was pretty hot
well you are now an enlightened desi
you're lucky i don't charge

[jus_me]

well it's not just about how tight it is
a tongue can be wondrous
i knew a guy in school who drank his girlfriends blood
he was a goth
she was pretty hot
well you are now an enlightened desi
you're lucky i don't charge

lol, im not sure if you understand what im saying and im not trying to be patronising so er..

i knew a girl at school, she used to carry some of her bf's blood around with her, way before jolie did it.

[cunninglinguist]

lol, im not sure if you understand what im saying and im not trying to be patronising so er..

i knew a girl at school, she used to carry some of her bf's blood around with her, way before jolie did it.
i'm lost for some reason

[hardhearted]

ooh.. kinky

[cunninglinguist]

ooh.. kinky
are you?

[jus_me]

i'm lost for some reason

ok time to explain, pardon the colour, i felt like being fancy :gay:

i said do gay guys find anal sex "normal" because they ahve nothing to compare it to, i imagine the reason that most women dont want anal sex is because it would hurt more than getting it in the cunt..but as gay guys can only take it up the bum, do they not find it as painful as a woman would? All they can compare it to is a blowjob id assume because its the only other orifice they can take it in and i doubt anyone has a mouth as tight as their arse because of the jaw being able to move, understanden?

secondly..you know angelina jolie :Pelvic2: carried around her husbands blood in that vial around her neck? well my friend at school (anna brown) carried her boyfriends blood around in a tiny tube in her pencil case, way before angelina did it.

[cunninglinguist]

ok time to explain, pardon the colour, i felt like being fancy :gay:

i said do gay guys find anal sex "normal" because they ahve nothing to compare it to, i imagine the reason that most women dont want anal sex is because it would hurt more than getting it in the cunt..but as gay guys can only take it up the bum, do they not find it as painful as a woman would? All they can compare it to is a blowjob id assume because its the only other orifice they can take it in and i doubt anyone has a mouth as tight as their arse because of the jaw being able to move, understanden?

secondly..you know angelina jolie :Pelvic2: carried around her husbands blood in that vial around her neck? well my friend at school (anna brown) carried her boyfriends blood around in a tiny tube in her pencil case, way before angelina did it.
cunt is such an ugly word
and all the more uglier coming from a females fingers
carrying eachothers blood? what's the point?
i see your point

[jus_me]

cunt is such an ugly word
and all the more uglier coming from a females fingers
carrying eachothers blood? what's the point?
i see your point

yeah my husband says that too and in my defence i have cut down on saying it, i just need to totally stop though :neutral:

i dont get the point of carrying around blood, maybe its in case they get thirsty?

[cunninglinguist]

yeah my husband says that too and in my defence i have cut down on saying it, i just need to totally stop though :neutral:

i dont get the point of carrying around blood, maybe its in case they get thirsty?
why is no one posting!
c'mon perverts!
pussy is so much more endearing than cunt

[larki_jatti]

what's gonna happen in two years? :neutral:
think of all the orgasms you'll miss out on :ashamed:
how long have you been together?
maybe in 2 years i'll be more comfortable with him & my body. and maybe i'll be willing to try different things. thats not where i am in life right now though.

[jus_me]

why is no one posting!
c'mon perverts!
pussy is so much more endearing than cunt

its just weird to call it the name of an animal and i cant say the word vagina without blushing :sarb:

[larki_jatti]

you'll need wine, poppers and lube
best of luck
dont drink
whats a popper?

[Loose]

69 or anything that involves being eaten out. yuck. girls think im crazy for turning that down


you know not of what you speak, to say the least. Have you ever tried it ?

[cunninglinguist]

maybe in 2 years i'll be more comfortable with him & my body. and maybe i'll be willing to try different things. thats not where i am in life right now though.
well that's fair enough
i wish a future life of awesome oral for you

[cunninglinguist]

its just weird to call it the name of an animal and i cant say the word vagina without blushing :sarb:
you can't say pussy without blushing but cunt is ok?
where'd you grow up, aston?
animals are cute

[cunninglinguist]

dont drink
whats a popper?
it's um, don't know how to describe it
it's a liquid which turns to vapour at room temperature and comes in little bottles which you leave in the room or if you're hardcore, you sniff straight from the bottle
massive headrush and um, well, your bum opens up

[jus_me]

you can't say pussy without blushing but cunt is ok?
where'd you grow up, aston?
animals are cute

dude readeth what i wrote

i can say pussy no problem, just sounds funny to me because thats what a cat is also called

vagina is the word i cant say without blushing, its the same for penis.

[cunninglinguist]

dude readeth what i wrote

i can say pussy no problem, just sounds funny to me because thats what a cat is also called

vagina is the word i cant say without blushing, its the same for penis.
massive typo :squint:
or maybe
just maybe
i'm high
are you blushing?

[jus_me]

massive typo :squint:
or maybe
just maybe
i'm high
are you blushing?

yes..even typing it is a problem.

[cunninglinguist]

yes..even typing it is a problem.
:kekeke:
where's the rest of the sex thread crew at?

[jus_me]

:kekeke:
where's the rest of the sex thread crew at?

advertise this thread in your other thread ;)

[madam_jade]

I'm willing to bet that half you people have done the things you say you'll never do.

Say THAT 3 times fast :google:

[madam_jade]

The word cunt > the word pussy.

Anytime, anyday. :idea:

[cunninglinguist]

I'm willing to bet that half you people have done the things you say you'll never do.

Say THAT 3 times fast :google:
what would you never do?

[madam_jade]

what would you never do?

Midgets [too small].
Animals [the peanut-butter dog thing does spark a lazy interest though].
Rimming [I would never be the rimmer anyway].
Anything involving feet [:ugh:].

[hardhearted]

are you?
Oh baby, you have no idea ;)

[cunninglinguist]

Midgets [too small].
Animals [the peanut-butter dog thing does spark a lazy interest though].
Rimming [I would never be the rimmer anyway].
Anything involving feet [:ugh:].
what's your stance on fresh hot turds on your chest?

[madam_jade]

what's your stance on fresh hot turds on your chest?


As long as a clean layer of saran wrap is placed down first.

[cunninglinguist]

Oh baby, you have no idea ;)
i know :ashamed:

[cunninglinguist]

As long as a clean layer of saran wrap is placed down first.
we call if cling film
or is that different?
golden showers?

[jus_me]

The word cunt > the word pussy.

Anytime, anyday. :idea:

exactly

pussy just seems too wimpy

[madam_jade]

we call if cling film
or is that different?
golden showers?

Same thing, and no I wouldn't deal with defecation or urine or vomit etc etc.

[Ketamine-Abuse]

As long as a clean layer of saran wrap is placed down first.


and a fork? Or are you going to be a typical desi and use your hands?

[cunninglinguist]

Same thing, and no I wouldn't deal with defecation or urine or vomit etc etc.
anal? :cheers:

[madam_jade]

and a fork? Or are you going to be a typical desi and use your hands?

You should really ask yourself that. I mean...I'm just the plate really.

[madam_jade]

anal? :cheers:

Always a possibility.

[cunninglinguist]

jus_me has had sex on an aeroplane
and while waiting in the queue for some samoseh

[cunninglinguist]

Always a possibility.
i had a feeling

[madam_jade]

i had a feeling

Pitcher or catcher? :naughty:

[Ketamine-Abuse]

You should really ask yourself that. I mean...I'm just the plate really.


I wouldn't even shit on you

[madam_jade]

I wouldn't even shit on you

Be still my unsoiled heart.

[cunninglinguist]

Pitcher or catcher? :naughty:
you lost me there

[madam_jade]

you lost me there

Stop being a noob.

[cunninglinguist]

Stop being a noob.
neverrr

[Ketamine-Abuse]

Be still my unsoiled heart.


Don't worry babe, I'm sure there are literally hundreds of ******zz waiting to deposit a lorry load of shit in your mouth

[hardhearted]

Wtf is wrong with you ppl? :neutral:

[cunninglinguist]

Wtf is wrong with you ppl? :neutral:
you tell us

[hardhearted]

you tell us
Sorry to disappoint you but I guess my kinkiness isn't up to par with you guys. I don't dig this whole shitting on each other business.

[jus_me]

jus_me has had sex on an aeroplane
and while waiting in the queue for some samoseh

:lol:

the samosa shop i go to never has a queue

[cunninglinguist]

Sorry to disappoint you but I guess my kinkiness isn't up to par with you guys. I don't dig this whole shitting on each other business.
that was a bridge too far
no waste products
nothing to with my own ass
no gay malarky

[cunninglinguist]

:lol:

the samosa shop i go to never has a queue
because you're busy spreading sex in the air!

[jus_me]

because you're busy spreading sex in the air!

yes, that would be right :neutral:

[Ketamine-Abuse]

I don't think I would say no to my arse getting fingered as long as there are no sharp nails about.

[cunninglinguist]

I don't think I would say no to my arse getting fingered as long as there are no sharp nails about.
how about a well lubricated dildo?

[Ketamine-Abuse]

No a finger is big enough. I'm might stretch to a thumb if the finger doesn't do much.

This is obviously all hypothetical

[Ketamine-Abuse]

No a finger is big enough. I'm might stretch to a thumb if the finger doesn't do much.

This is obviously all hypothetical


More like a little curious fantasy that I dream about when I run the shower in between my arse crack.

[jus_me]

No a finger is big enough. I'm might stretch to a thumb if the finger doesn't do much.

This is obviously all hypothetical

on account of width being more importance than legnth?

[Ketamine-Abuse]

on account of width being more importance than legnth?


I don't want to it to venture in to far in case it does some damage.

I only want my ring to be teased with a finger.

[hardhearted]

that was a bridge too far
no waste products
nothing to with my own ass
no gay malarky
You no likey the ass lickage?

[cunninglinguist]

No a finger is big enough. I'm might stretch to a thumb if the finger doesn't do much.

This is obviously all hypothetical
hypothetical without doubt
don't forget the lube

[cunninglinguist]

on account of width being more importance than legnth?
interesting signature i note

[cunninglinguist]

You no likey the ass lickage?
i don't think i'd mind doing it to a freshly showered ass
but for me, the ass does nothing
all sensation is directed towards the vital areas

[musicchic33]

YOU PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PRUDES :rant:

mygawd!

[cunninglinguist]

YOU PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PRUDES :rant:

mygawd!
i bring enlightenment to the desi masses :google:

[madam_jade]

i bring enlightenment to the desi masses :google:

You's a kinkay bastid. :google:

[musicchic33]

i bring enlightenment to the desi masses :google:
Would you let someone take a shat on your chest?

and by someone, I mean a 6'3" 245lbs negroe.

[cunninglinguist]

You's a kinkay bastid. :google:
as true as logic could suggest :jocolor:

[cunninglinguist]

Would you let someone take a shat on your chest?

and by someone, I mean a 6'3" 245lbs negroe.
i'm worth more than that

[musicchic33]

i'm worth more than that

a big ol' shat?

[Ketamine-Abuse]

Would you let someone take a shat on your chest?

and by someone, I mean a 6'3" 245lbs negroe.


Is it madam jades boyfriend?

[cunninglinguist]

a big ol' shat?
:squint:
i've never seen the appeal of such degradation
it's beyond belief

[musicchic33]

Is it madam jades boyfriend?

Why don't you ask her?

I've heard some crazy things about you and negroes..but I'll keep hushed :-#

[musicchic33]

:squint:
i've never seen the appeal of such degradation
it's beyond belief

a big ol' shat, while being spanked..and tar and feathers??

:Pelvic2:

[jus_me]

interesting signature i note

the world malarky always gets me.

[cunninglinguist]

a big ol' shat, while being spanked..and tar and feathers??

:Pelvic2:
and you bemoaned a lack of prudishness?
fackin' lavvit

[Ketamine-Abuse]

Why don't you ask her?

I've heard some crazy things about you and negroes..but I'll keep hushed :-#


tell me please

[cunninglinguist]

the world malarky always gets me.
tis an interesting world indeed
:squint:

[musicchic33]

and you bemoaned a lack of prudishness?
fackin' lavvit

yeaaaa boi!

cmann now, prudishness + musicchic don't mix well :hsnono:

[musicchic33]

tell me please

I've been sworn to secrecy.

Cute, that you asked so nicely though.

[cunninglinguist]

yeaaaa boi!

cmann now, prudishness + musicchic don't mix well :hsnono:
impeccable :cool2:
i did think you were quite innocent actually :angel:

[musicchic33]

impeccable :cool2:
i did think you were quite innocent actually :angel:

kEkEKKEke

:angel:

[cunninglinguist]

kEkEKKEke

:angel:
did i miss the scandal of your nudes? :ashamed:

[Ketamine-Abuse]

I've been sworn to secrecy.

Cute, that you asked so nicely though.


Ok. Thanks

[musicchic33]

did i miss the scandal of your nudes? :ashamed:
They were passed you way??

All you had to was ask, mang.

[cunninglinguist]

They were passed you way??

All you had to was ask, mang.
i'm askin' ;)

[musicchic33]

i'm askin' ;)
oh, well then...keep an eye at your PM box.

[madam_jade]

Boyfriend? *looks interested*

[Canadian_jatti]

i wonder if any ladies here would get turned on at the thought of a goldenshower
:Puke:

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

animals, machines, shitting, pissing, anal oral.