Women Are Kunts here to Break Balls.

[harvey_mayway]

yea, im fucking heart broken. So what,

[kanwalq]

................ =(

[freshmanik_13]

wrnt u goin out with heartme2 or some shit

[harvey_mayway]

................ =(


wow. new guy you said alot.

[NedFlanders]

sorry dude.

get another bitch and forget about it!

[gurl_exotica]

Oops..

[maliha20]

hm, you need some love. Anyone available?

[sunrize]

yea, im fucking heart broken. So what,
yeah so what?

[killuminati87]

yea, im fucking heart broken. So what,

your point is...

[HardBoiler]

there are plenty of fish in the sea. why stick with just 1?

[x$aira786x]

you say it like men do no wrong!!

[amir_q]

Women Are Kunts here to Break Balls.

yea, im fucking heart broken. So what,

:applause: :yes: :tears: true, Desi gals more then others... think to much of themselves....

[-Ziad-]

There's no such thing as 'heartbroken' for a man.

[amir_q]

There's no such thing as 'heartbroken' for a man.

:liar:

[killuminati87]

you say it like men do no wrong!!

we don't we're perfect desi chicks are just crazy :no: well crazier than other chicks anyway :|

[NedFlanders]

you say it like men do no wrong!!

Damn right woman! Men do no wrong!

Its always the chics fault

[chunky]

There's no such thing as 'heartbroken' for a man.


:werd:

but there is 'pussy-whipped'

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

so am i. hold hands?

[bingley13]

yea, im fucking heart broken. So what,
:bhapi:

[-Ziad-]

:liar:Twas a joke. Which I wish was true. :(

[jus_me]

:werd:

but there is 'pussy-whipped'

:lol:

[ii_khushi86_ii]

That's okay, sweetheart. Just let all your emotions out.

[amir_q]

That's okay, sweetheart. Just let all your emotions out.

:crying: ..... :anger: .... :jerkit: ... :mrhappy:

[nxvxe]

Women are n0bheads!!!!!!!!!

[s11nyk]

There's no such thing as 'heartbroken' for a man.

no just cock blocked.

[LokiLaufeyson]

Sucks to be you :mrhappy:

[nxvxe]

yea, im fucking heart broken. So what,

be a man go find next bitch on the hit list

[awesome0]

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH u got ZINGED . who the hell told u to fall in LOOOW :hay:

[LokiLaufeyson]

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH u got ZINGED . who the hell told u to fall in LOOOW :hay:

What becomes of the broken hearted. HA

[awesome0]

What becomes of the broken hearted. HA

They have to rely on their hand again .
I'm glad im heartless :cheers:

[LokiLaufeyson]

They have to rely on their hand again .
I'm glad im heartless :cheers:

Lies...

I want love, but it's impossible
A man like me, so irresponsible
A man like me is dead in places
Other men feel liberated

I can't love, shot full of holes
Don't feel nothing, I just feel cold
Don't feel nothing, just old scars
Toughening up around my heart

But I want love, just a different kind
I want love, won't break me down
Won't brick me up, won't fence me in
I want a love that don't mean a thing
That's the love I want, I want love

I want love on my own terms
After everything I've ever learned
Me, I carry too much baggage
Oh man I've seen so much traffic

But I want love, just a different kind
I want love, won't break me down
Won't brick me up, won't fence me in
I want a love that don't mean a thing
That's the love I want, I want love

So bring it on, I've been bruised
Don't give me love that's clean and smooth
I'm ready for the rougher stuff
No sweet romance, I've had enough

A man like me is dead in places
Other men feel liberated

But I want love, just a different kind
I want love, won't break me down
Won't brick me up, won't fence me in
I want a love that don't mean a thing
That's the love I want, I want love

I want love, just a different kind
I want love, won't break me down
Won't brick me up, won't fence me in
I want a love that don't mean a thing
That's the love I want, I want love

[awesome0]

Lies...

I want love, but it's impossible
A man like me, so irresponsible
A man like me is dead in places
Other men feel liberated

I can't love, shot full of holes
Don't feel nothing, I just feel cold
Don't feel nothing, just old scars
Toughening up around my heart

But I want love, just a different kind
I want love, won't break me down
Won't brick me up, won't fence me in
I want a love that don't mean a thing
That's the love I want, I want love

I want love on my own terms
After everything I've ever learned
Me, I carry too much baggage
Oh man I've seen so much traffic

But I want love, just a different kind
I want love, won't break me down
Won't brick me up, won't fence me in
I want a love that don't mean a thing
That's the love I want, I want love

So bring it on, I've been bruised
Don't give me love that's clean and smooth
I'm ready for the rougher stuff
No sweet romance, I've had enough

A man like me is dead in places
Other men feel liberated

But I want love, just a different kind
I want love, won't break me down
Won't brick me up, won't fence me in
I want a love that don't mean a thing
That's the love I want, I want love

I want love, just a different kind
I want love, won't break me down
Won't brick me up, won't fence me in
I want a love that don't mean a thing
That's the love I want, I want love

just say it u wanna get layed dont u
:rofl:

i keed

[LokiLaufeyson]

just say it u wanna get layed dont u
:rofl:

i keed

I just laid my heart out to RD, and you laugh........ :(

[awesome0]

I just laid my heart out to RD, and you laugh........ :(
:bhapi: u'll get ur japanese dreamgirl someday
she will romance with u in japanese :eek:
ahahaha, ur better off not hearing what women talk bout :neutral:

http://www.jkdramas.com/movies/japan/SpringSnow/img/poster01.jpg

[LokiLaufeyson]

:bhapi: u'll get ur japanese dreamgirl someday
she will romance with u in japanese :eek:
ahahaha, ur better off not hearing what women talk bout :neutral:

http://www.jkdramas.com/movies/japan/SpringSnow/img/poster01.jpg

They all talk a language i don't understand anyway...nag

[awesome0]

They all talk a language i don't understand anyway...nag

CEPT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :dance3: But im like ur left ball brother , thats why

[LokiLaufeyson]

CEPT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :dance3: But im like ur left ball brother , thats why

You sag?

[awesome0]

You sag?


http://static.flickr.com/1/2585146_78fb458367_m.jpg

[LokiLaufeyson]

http://static.flickr.com/1/2585146_78fb458367_m.jpg

One angel boob is bigger than the other :neutral:

[awesome0]

One angel boob is bigger than the other :neutral:
yes its so close to reality as it could be , it might jump up and start flying round right now

[LokiLaufeyson]

yes its so close to reality as it could be , it might jump up and start flying round right now

Hopefully into the lightbulb :Paper:

[awesome0]

Hopefully into the lightbulb :Paper:
r u saying my ginger angel is busted :squint:
how shallow . :neutral:

[LokiLaufeyson]

r u saying my ginger angel is busted :squint:
how shallow . :neutral:

Do not judge me

[awesome0]

Do not judge me
I'm not ur apprentice anymore, we have seperated
I want the kids.
wait there were no kids
:google:
too many soaps this morning

[LokiLaufeyson]

I'm not ur apprentice anymore, we have seperated
I want the kids.
wait there were no kids
:google:
too many soaps this morning

We never had that type of relationship :hand:

[awesome0]

We never had that type of relationship :hand:
idk what "type" of relationship u speak of,
babies comes with storks.

[Monaa]

:hand:

not all women are cuntheads, love.

u just didnt go out with the right one.. thers hundreds more to choose from.. and after all you post in a rating [also dating :rolleyes: ] site. choose one from here.. or just stay single... :dunno:

let love come to you.. not u go searching for it.

:hug:

[awesome0]

:hand:

not all women are cuntheads, love.

u just didnt go out with the right one.. thers hundreds more to choose from.. and after all you post in a rating [also dating :rolleyes: ] site. choose one from here.. or just stay single... :dunno:

let love come to you.. not u go searching for it.

:hug:

dont give him false hopes twat :p

[LokiLaufeyson]

idk what "type" of relationship u speak of,
babies comes with storks.

:werd:

[xogirlie girlxo]

yea, im fucking heart broken. So what,
dont worry youll get over and realize ur better off.

[dj XeNo]

i feel your pain buddy :(

[Monaa]

dont give him false hopes twat :p

:hand:

ur mum isnt a cunthead, is she?

[LokiLaufeyson]

dont worry youll get over and realize ur better off.

What exactly are you doing? It's at a time like this he needs to be mocked not comforted.

[awesome0]

:hand:

ur mum isnt a cunthead, is she?

my mums awesome
but girls are cuntheads.
I'm a living proof
*pulls cheeks* kooochi kooo

[xogirlie girlxo]

What exactly are you doing? It's at a time like this he needs to be mocked not comforted.
im a woman i must nurture not mock.

[dj XeNo]

the best thing to do in this situation is to just enjoy all the time you have to yourself and just work on yourself to make urself better and do the things you like. Take comfort in the fact that you don't need to check up on someone every freaking day and call them every night before you go to sleep.

[Monaa]

my mums awesome
but girls are cuntheads.
I'm a living proof
*pulls cheeks* kooochi kooo

dont koochi kooo me young man or young lady. :ugh:

:hand:

[awesome0]

im a woman i must nurture not mock.
*points and laughs* *scratches balls then burps*
so ima girl too

[RajaMag]

yea, im fucking heart broken. So what,

join the club

[xogirlie girlxo]

*points and laughs* *scratches balls then burps*
so ima girl too
rofl

[dj XeNo]

Also, I don't know if your muslim or not but Allah tells us the one's who are mean to us are in fact kind to us, since on the day of judgement they will give us some of their good deeds.

[LokiLaufeyson]

im a woman i must nurture not mock.

I read that as massage his cock :no:

[awesome0]

I read that as massage his cock :no:
ROFL so did i

[xogirlie girlxo]

im a woman i must nurture not mock.
yes cuz thats just soooo funny :rolleyes:

[LokiLaufeyson]

yes cuz thats just soooo funny :rolleyes:


:werd:

Do you realise you just quoted yourself, numbnuts?

[xogirlie girlxo]

:werd:

Do you realise you just quoted yourself, numbnuts?
rofl shut up im multitasking here, going on rd and trying to do other stuff, gawd u guys r so anal about everything

[BENGALI4EVA1]

why? who called u ugly? c,mon spit it out. :rolleyes:

[LokiLaufeyson]

rofl shut up im multitasking here, going on rd and trying to do other stuff, gawd u guys r so anal about everything

I to am multi-tasking. it's not easy having a shit and typing.

Did you just call me gay? :squint:

[awesome0]

rofl shut up im multitasking here, going on rd and trying to do other stuff, gawd u guys r so anal about everything
a girl who cant multitask
shame on u

YES ANAL ANANAAALLALALALANAL ! sucha fun word

[xogirlie girlxo]

I to am multi-tasking. it's not easy having a shit and typing.

Did you just call me gay? :squint:
lol i double checked to make sure i didnt quote myself, and ew u r having a shit and typing, theres like millions of germs on ur keyboard

[xogirlie girlxo]

a girl who cant multitask
shame on u

YES ANAL ANANAAALLALALALANAL ! sucha fun word
analllllllllllllllllllllll, yes i can multitask ok!

[awesome0]

lol i double checked to make sure id idnt quote myself, and ew u r having a shit and typing, theres like millions of germs on ur keyboard
germs is a mans best friend
just like dogs
:google:

[LokiLaufeyson]

lol i double checked to make sure i didnt quote myself, and ew u r having a shit and typing, theres like millions of germs on ur keyboard

Not to mention on my dick... :neutral:

[xogirlie girlxo]

germs is a mans best friend
just like dogs
:google:
yea but still he is taking a shit while typing its so funny! And so unhygenic for anyone that would one day want to use his laptop

[xogirlie girlxo]

Not to mention on my dick... :neutral:
hmmmmm. . . .i see . . .

[awesome0]

yea but still he is taking a shit while typing its so funny! And so unhygenic for anyone that would one day want to use his laptop

Yes but what they dont know cant hurt them , unless they lick their fingers afterwards.
A laptop and the cellphone is supposed to be in the toilet, thats why u can carry it around .

[xogirlie girlxo]

Yes but what they dont know cant hurt them , unless they lick their fingers afterwards.
A laptop and the cellphone is supposed to be in the toilet, thats why u can carry it around .
yea ur right which is why i dont want to touch anyones laptop. or cell. or ipod.

[LokiLaufeyson]

hmmmmm. . . .i see . . .

Your pretty freaked out...i can tell, i'm godly like that

[awesome0]

yea ur right which is why i dont want to touch anyones laptop. or cell. or ipod.
there are germans everywhere EVERYWHERE I TELL U!

[xogirlie girlxo]

Your pretty freaked out...i can tell, i'm godly like that
nah uh, i was just wondering as to y i needed to know u had germs on ur penis, plus i respond to u because u have mumble in ur sig

[xogirlie girlxo]

there are germans everywhere EVERYWHERE I TELL U!
yup there r u r right sir! dude i think im gonna go get a coffee coolata soon, theres a dunkin near my uni.

[LokiLaufeyson]

nah uh, i was just wondering as to y i needed to know u had germs on ur penis, plus i respond to u because u have mumble in ur sig

You didn't need to know, but i felt like opening up to you and bearing my heart and soul.

Mumble is a genius

[xogirlie girlxo]

You didn't need to know, but i felt like opening up to you and bearing my heart and soul.

Mumble is a genius
if telling a girl u have germs on ur penis is an ice breaker then ur on the right track buddy :D and mumble is the hottest penguin ever, and i will never go to an aquarium again.

[LokiLaufeyson]

if telling a girl u have germs on ur penis is an ice breaker then ur on the right track buddy :D and mumble is the hottest penguin ever, and i will never go to an aquarium again.

I actually told a girl i needed a shit once. hhe did ask what's wrong? and i was squeezing the ass cheeks together...so i looked more ugly than usual.

It's the dancing and those deep blue eyes :love:

[xogirlie girlxo]

I actually told a girl i needed a shit once. hhe did ask what's wrong? and i was squeezing the ass cheeks together...so i looked more ugly than usual.

It's the dancing and those deep blue eyes :love:
r u single? and yea its the dancing, plus anything chubby, fluffy, and cuddly is hot, r u chubby,fluffy and cuddly?

[LokiLaufeyson]

r u single? and yea its the dancing, plus anything chubby, fluffy, and cuddly is hot, r u chubby,fluffy and cuddly?

You Serious. I bet it wouldn't surprise you if i said yes.

:werd: He was adorable

[xogirlie girlxo]

You Serious. I bet it wouldn't surprise you if i said yes.

:werd: He was adorable
rofl, i take that as a yes, but r u fluffly and cuddly tho?

[LokiLaufeyson]

rofl, i take that as a yes, but r u fluffly and cuddly tho?

Wise decision. I am cuddly, and i have a fluffy/bubbly personality. Which isn't another way of saying i'm fat.

[xogirlie girlxo]

Wise decision. I am cuddly, and i have a fluffy/bubbly personality. Which isn't another way of saying i'm fat.
dude fat guys that r funny r hawt, theres this semi-fat chubby guy at work hes like tall, and has curly hair hes hilarious, but hes taken, but definitely funny guys r hawt, ur funny.lol.

[LokiLaufeyson]

dude fat guys that r funny r hawt, theres this semi-fat chubby guy at work hes like tall, and has curly hair hes hilarious, but hes taken, but definitely funny guys r hawt, ur funny.lol.

I've heard this rumour before. Don't believe the hype.

Who am i kidding, i'm health warning funny.

[xogirlie girlxo]

I've heard this rumour before. Don't believe the hype.

Who am i kidding, i'm health warning funny.
its not a rumor its true! ive always liked weird guys, i have a crush on my chem tutor and he dresses like keanu reeves in matrix, he has a big trench coat its black, i like guys with substance. ur hilarious.

[LokiLaufeyson]

its not a rumor its true! ive always liked weird guys, i have a crush on my chem tutor and he dresses like keanu reeves in matrix, he has a big trench boat its black, i like guys with substance. ur hilarious.

Seems to me, liking weird guys is the in thing. Weird in the new black :gay:
You mean he is a fashionable flasher?
Substance is a rare thing to find, in this superficial world. :neutral:

[xogirlie girlxo]

Seems to me, liking weird guys is the in thing. Weird in the new black :gay:
You mean he is a fashionable flasher?
Substance is a rare thing to find, in this superficial world. :neutral:
no hes not gay hes very manly, and has a deep voice, and he makes chemistry easy, hes just got his own dressing style its hot, its unlike the norm

[LokiLaufeyson]

no hes not gay hes very manly, and has a deep voice, and he makes chemistry easy, hes just got his own dressing style its hot, its unlike the norm

He must be taking a few cum shots to the back of the mouth if he has a deep voice.

He dresses to impress :gay:

[xogirlie girlxo]

He must be taking a few cum shots to the back of the mouth if he has a deep voice.

He dresses to impress :gay:
no he does not! hes just diff tho and hes becoming a pharmacist, hell be making 100 grand a yr thats a nice bonus, but i dont stand a chance, n e ways so how old r u

[LokiLaufeyson]

no he does not! hes just diff tho and hes becoming a pharmacist, hell be making 100 grand a yr thats a nice bonus, but i dont stand a chance, n e ways so how old r u

Getting defensive :google: Get him drunk and have unprotected sex. Your chances will improve drastically :thumleft:

23 last time i checked

[xogirlie girlxo]

Getting defensive :google: Get him drunk and have unprotected sex. Your chances will improve drastically :thumleft:

23 last time i checked
nah i think he likes smart chicks, and im sooo lost in chem, 23 cool, u can legally get drunk now, is it easy getting u drunk?

[LokiLaufeyson]

nah i think he likes smart chicks, and im sooo lost in chem, 23 cool, u can legally get drunk now, is it easy getting u drunk?

John locke can help you.
I don't drink :google:

[xogirlie girlxo]

John locke can help you.
I don't drink :google:
great so i cant get u drunk eh?

[LokiLaufeyson]

great so i cant get u drunk eh?

According to betfred, your chances aren't looking to good

[xogirlie girlxo]

According to betfred, your chances aren't looking to good
rofl who r all these weird ppl u keep referring to

[LokiLaufeyson]

rofl who r all these weird ppl u keep referring to

I'm taking a gamble if i give out to much information :Paper:

[xogirlie girlxo]

I'm taking a gamble if i give out to much information :Paper:
:sarb:lol

[LokiLaufeyson]

:sarb:lol

Betfred is a place where they place a bet...gamble their money away.

[xogirlie girlxo]

Betfred is a place where they place a bet...gamble their money away.
lol ok cool mumble, can i christen u mumble?

[LokiLaufeyson]

lol ok cool mumble, can i christen u mumble?

Well i do tend to mumble when i speak. It'll only seem justified

[xogirlie girlxo]

Well i do tend to mumble when i speak. It'll only seem justified
ok muahz mumble.

[LokiLaufeyson]

ok muahz mumble.

english

[xogirlie girlxo]

english
*smoochies* i.e. *kissies*

[LokiLaufeyson]

*smoochies* i.e. *kissies*

I'll called the sexual harrassment Panda :hand:

[xogirlie girlxo]

I'll called the sexual harrassment Panda :hand:
stop being random and just accept my affection gawd!

[LokiLaufeyson]

stop being random and just accept my affection gawd!

I am being me, this conversation makes perfect sense to me. :hs:
I'm being stubborn and i'm sticking with rejection. :neutral:

[xogirlie girlxo]

I am being me, this conversation makes perfect sense to me. :hs:
I'm being stubborn and i'm sticking with rejection. :neutral:
just open up beyond telling women about germs and stuff, stop being so stubborn *kiss*

[LokiLaufeyson]

just open up beyond telling women about germs and stuff, stop being so stubborn *kiss*

They should accept me as i am, i sexual beast of a man.
Stop it!

[xogirlie girlxo]

They should accept me as i am, i sexual beast of a man.
Stop it!
rofl, i bet ur cuddly and not beastly at all mumble.

[LokiLaufeyson]

rofl, i bet ur cuddly and not beastly at all mumble.

No, i'm intimidating and everything, really scary like a rapist...Bet your scared of rapists.

[kanwalq]

wow. new guy you said alot.

im a girl

[xogirlie girlxo]

No, i'm intimidating and everything, really scary like a rapist...Bet your scared of rapists.
the best thing to do with rapists is not be afraid of them that excites them just laugh at them like theyre pathetic.

[LokiLaufeyson]

the best thing to do with rapists is not be afraid of them that excites them just laugh at them like theyre pathetic.

Well when i do get attacked by a potential rapist i'll keep that in mind

[xogirlie girlxo]

Well when i do get attacked by a potential rapist i'll keep that in mind
good he wont rape u then.

[LokiLaufeyson]

good he wont rape u then.

Well i'd have to be pretty in order for it to process into the rapists head :gay:

[xogirlie girlxo]

Well i'd have to be pretty in order for it to process into the rapists head :gay:
rapists dont look for pretty my dear.

[LokiLaufeyson]

rapists dont look for pretty my dear.

I only do the crime if she worth getting fucked in the ass by a black man.

[xogirlie girlxo]

I only do the crime if she worth getting fucked in the ass by a black man.
:rolleyes:

[LokiLaufeyson]

:rolleyes:

:werd: And now i'll depart like Frodo after the war of the ring.

[amir_q]

:werd: And now i'll depart like Frodo after the war of the ring.

About time... you've been here all day :gtfo: ... :evil_lau: were u catchin da boat from? :viking: