lets play personal spork

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

tell me a random fact about yourself, your life, something you saw today, anything involving you...

ready. set. go.

[LokiLaufeyson]

i can be so thick and so clever at times, i reach to both ends of the scale.

:cool2:

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

i get annoyed by people who smile excessively.

[melquiades]

ATTENTION TRENCHCOATS! You are collarbones. Nothing but collarbones.

[LokiLaufeyson]

i get annoyed by people who smile excessively.

You'll hate me :rofl:

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

ATTENTION TRENCHCOATS! You are collarbones. Nothing but collarbones.
and you use the same jokes repeatedly.

[(sic)]

i won't fly around your fire any more. fact.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

You'll hate me :rofl:
if your laughing then its ok. just those people who are alwaaays smiling with no reason.

[melquiades]

I'm terribly sorry, but I have to take part in a government conspiracy to conceal the truth about that llama.

[Ash_s2002]

I coughed up blood this morning :neutral:

[LokiLaufeyson]

if your laughing then its ok. just those people who are alwaaays smiling with no reason.

I'm a bit of both, i'm a chirpy guy :neutral:

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

I coughed up blood this morning :neutral:
you need to go to the doctor. now.

[Monaa]

I have a bf and i want a gf. :cool:

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

I have a bf and i want a gf. :cool:
i want a bf with the occasional lady friend mixed in.

[Ash_s2002]

you need to go to the doctor. now.
hehe..i went to emergency they gave me painkillers and sent me home

[Monaa]

i want a bf with the occasional lady friend mixed in.

U have me innit.

likewise for me, me have u.

:love:

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

U have me innit.

likewise for me, me have u.

:love:
not the same darl. i need to feel you breathing. need to feel your touch. need to trace your skin. etc.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

hehe..i went to emergency they gave me painkillers and sent me home
go to the local doctor.

[longjohnsilver]

if your laughing then its ok. just those people who are alwaaays smiling with no reason.

that's scary... drugs I suspect

[Ash_s2002]

go to the local doctor.
he told me to rest :neutral:

[Monaa]

not the same darl. i need to feel you breathing. need to feel your touch. need to trace your skin. etc.

:shock:

can we get it on asap?

tell tell.

[NedFlanders]

I have a bf and i want a gf. :cool:

Based on this I want you - without your bf that is!

[Lady Pimp]

one of my wisdom teeth is comin up and it's a bitch

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

:shock:

can we get it on asap?

tell tell.
we can. but what if your man has issues?

[NedFlanders]

we can. but what if your man has issues?

I speak for most men when i say, as long as you include him, he won't have issues

[sunrize]

tell me a random fact about yourself, your life, something you saw today, anything involving you...

ready. set. go.
I don't like eating.

[LokiLaufeyson]

I don't like eating.

You need to go KFC, that'll change your opinion...:dribble:

[sunrize]

You need to go KFC, that'll change your opinion...:dribble:
KFC no eating is boring for me.

[LokiLaufeyson]

KFC no eating is boring for me.

Well i'm sure they'll invent a product in which you can inject food into you :ugh:

Seriously.

[sunrize]

Well i'm sure they'll invent a product in which you can inject food into you :ugh:

Seriously.
Hope so. I have done a 4 days without eating - nothing to be proud of though

[jat_jatt_sardar]

I like jumping about and doing flyin kicks.

[LokiLaufeyson]

Hope so. I have done a 4 days without eating - nothing to be proud of though

:no:

You need to sort yourself out woman. Food is glorious. Do you like any type of food?

[sunrize]

:no:

You need to sort yourself out woman. Food is glorious. Do you like any type of food?
no :-( well i like grapes

[LokiLaufeyson]

no :-( well i like grapes

Buy a bunch of grapes and go buckwild on them.

Your not anorexic are you?

[gurl_exotica]

I need to go to a Rehab to cure myself of Rd addiction

[sunrize]

Buy a bunch of grapes and go buckwild on them.

Your not anorexic are you?
anorexic, but im quite skinny if thats what you mean, ask PeachesandCream im skinnier than her

[s11nyk]

:no:

You need to sort yourself out woman. Food is glorious. Do you like any type of food?


your better off hitting you head on a brick wall mate....i fear you wasting your typing on this....for i have tried as well....and failed.

[s11nyk]

anorexic, but im quite skinny if thats what you mean, ask PeachesandCream im skinnier than her


you aint that skinny...you just need to eat.

[sunrize]

your better off hitting you head on a brick wall mate....i fear you wasting your typing on this....for i have tried as well....and failed.
yes my brother has tried to help but i do listen to you

[LokiLaufeyson]

anorexic, but im quite skinny if thats what you mean, ask PeachesandCream im skinnier than her

I'm actually not hungry, so i'll pass, but thanks.
Hmmmm i mean are you conscious about the way you look phyiscally?

[LokiLaufeyson]

your better off hitting you head on a brick wall mate....i fear you wasting your typing on this....for i have tried as well....and failed.

I'm like the hoff in baywatch, i cannot give up...

[s11nyk]

yes my brother has tried to help but i do listen to you


i have yet to see the results of you listening.

[sunrize]

I'm actually not hungry, so i'll pass, but thanks.
Hmmmm i mean are you conscious about the way you look phyiscally?
No.

[sunrize]

i have yet to see the results of you listening.
have you eaten?

[LokiLaufeyson]

No.

Oh so you just don't like eating.

Weirdo :hand:

You should try some mango beef, that is so :dribble:

[s11nyk]

I'm like the hoff in baywatch, i cannot give up...

your swimming against the tide, in fact your swimming agains a tsumani

[s11nyk]

have you eaten?


just, Ham & Greive baguette

[LokiLaufeyson]

your swimming against the tide, in fact your swimming agains a tsumani

That's quite alright, i'm an excellent swimmer over 200 metres.

[s11nyk]

That's quite alright, i'm an excellent swimmer over 200 metres.


i recall swimming for 4 hours in clothes to get this funky badge......apparently i am a life saver.

[LokiLaufeyson]

i recall swimming for 4 hours in clothes to get this funky badge......apparently i am a life saver.

You must have great pec's... :neutral:

[Be||a]

I dont like skinny people.
Or short people.

[s11nyk]

You must have great pec's... :neutral:

yes i have they sag to the left and right when i am totally relaxed......mind you this was when i was 16.

[LokiLaufeyson]

I dont like skinny people.
Or short people.

You don't like anything...Hard to please :hand:

[s11nyk]

I dont like skinny people.
Or short people.

lucky for you, you are Fat and tall you must relly love yourself..

[LokiLaufeyson]

yes i have they sag to the left and right when i am totally relaxed......mind you this was when i was 16.

I only had that problem when i was 6 months to the age of 3...i was like a really fat baby. :neutral:

[s11nyk]

I only had that problem when i was 6 months to the age of 3...i was like a really fat baby. :neutral:


baby fat...do you think i can get away with calling it that.

[sunrize]

I dont like skinny people.
Or short people.
Good for you

[LokiLaufeyson]

baby fat...do you think i can get away with calling it that.

It was hardly baby fat, i was a bowling ball...:ugh:

[Be||a]

You don't like anything...Hard to please :hand:
Irikeyew.

[Be||a]

lucky for you, you are Fat and tall you must relly love yourself..
Tall yes.
Fat, far from it. I just got a good amount of meat on me
Meat=sexy. You know it, Sunny.

[s11nyk]

It was hardly baby fat, i was a bowling ball...:ugh:

we all tend to starting a cabbage pack kids and then eventually bloom in to cauliflowers.

[LokiLaufeyson]

Irikeyew.

Flip reverse it to yourself...:cool:

:werd:

[s11nyk]

Tall yes.
Fat, far from it. I just got a good amount of meat on me
Meat=sexy. You know it, Sunny.

of couse meat is sexy.....in the right placs of course.

[LokiLaufeyson]

we all tend to starting a cabbage pack kids and then eventually bloom in to cauliflowers.

And ugly ducklings?

[Be||a]

of couse meat is sexy.....in the right placs of course.
How's Sunny Jr? And no, I dont mean your penis.

[s11nyk]

And ugly ducklings?

you must have been a rare breed of duck.

[s11nyk]

How's Sunny Jr? And no, I dont mean your penis.

it's about time you stopped thinking of my penis....he is much better now, back to school, eating double helpings of lemon cheesecake the last i heard.

[LokiLaufeyson]

you must have been a rare breed of duck.

1 of a kind...and it shows...

[s11nyk]

1 of a kind...and it shows...


well you must have broken many eharts in the delivery room.

[LokiLaufeyson]

well you must have broken many eharts in the delivery room.

Yes, and i got the doctor sacked...Kinky buggers.

[s11nyk]

Yes, and i got the doctor sacked...Kinky buggers.


ahhh i thought they always insterted the therometer up their... :neutral:

[LokiLaufeyson]

ahhh i thought they always insterted the therometer up their... :neutral:

I'm an exception to every rule :irked:

[s11nyk]

I'm an exception to every rule :irked:


you just talented dear sir.

[LokiLaufeyson]

you just talented dear sir.

Such a charmer :no:

[cunninglinguist]

i have a beauty spot on my penis
thus i have a beautiful penis

[sunrize]

i have a beauty spot on my penis
thus i have a beautiful penis
the spot is your penis

[cunninglinguist]

the spot is your penis
a penis-shaped spot
it's a possibility
how did you know? :neutral:

[sunrize]

a penis-shaped spot
it's a possibility
how did you know? :neutral:
Biology book

[s11nyk]

the spot is your penis

:rofl:


your inbox is full.

[sunrize]

:rofl:


your inbox is full.
Like my stomach

[cunninglinguist]

Biology book
my penis is in a biology book?
holy sheet!

[sunrize]

my penis is in a biology book?
holy sheet!
Its hideous, extremely deformed and of course small

[cunninglinguist]

Its hideous, extremely deformed and of course small
i'll take that as a compliment

[s11nyk]

Like my stomach

is it..

[sunrize]

is it..
nah.. only joking - i had Crisps

[sunrize]

i'll take that as a compliment
I wouldnt if i had a penis

[s11nyk]

nah.. only joking - i had Crisps

wow you really now how to take care of yourself.

[sunrize]

wow you really now how to take care of yourself.
you are going to have a go at me now arent you?

[cunninglinguist]

I wouldnt if i had a penis
it's been called worse :neutral:

[s11nyk]

you are going to have a go at me now arent you?

no i am not.

[gurl_exotica]

wassup homie..thats what my mom just said to me :neutral:

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: People are more willing to talk to me when I'm clean-shaved.

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: The basement bathrooms in the Student Alumni Union building
are laid out better than the more frequently used bathrooms on the
ground floor.

[LokiLaufeyson]

Fact: People are more willing to talk to me when I'm clean-shaved.

Co-signed.

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: This quarter's schedule blows ass.

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: This is the first time I've been in this lab where the labbie wasn't brown.

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: I'm amused by LokiLaufeyson's username. :viking:

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: I have less than 3 hours until gym class.

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: This thread is dramatically increasing my post-count.

[gurl_exotica]

Fact: People are more willing to talk to me when I'm clean-shaved.
:yes:

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: Breakfast tastes better when eaten.

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: The index finger of my right hand has more than 20 hairs.

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: I wear a ring on my right hand ring finger despite the fact
that I am not engaged.

Related fact: I use this as an excuse to explain why girls don't
talk to me.

[gurl_exotica]

Fact: The index finger of my right hand has more than 20 hairs.
:ugh:

[gurl_exotica]

Fact: I wear a ring on my right hand ring finger despite the fact
that I am not engaged.

Related fact: I use this as an excuse to explain why girls don't
talk to me.
:lol:

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: I am meeting with my professor at noon.

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: The interior of my jeans are lined with flannel.

[gurl_exotica]

Fact: I am meeting with my professor at noon.
fact: that'll be enuff for today

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: My belt has an extra hole I had to poke in it due to drastic weight-loss.

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: I enjoy annoying RD.

[gurl_exotica]

Fact: I enjoy annoying RD.
that i can see

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: The bookstore here sells 9x12 envelopes for a moderately
reasonable price.

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: This is not my final post in this thread.

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: I can recite my ABC's backwards in under 7 seconds.

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: My left eye is bloodshot.

[Existentialist]

I need to pee and divert attention from the hot man above me.

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: I am simultaneously flattered and turned on by Existentialist's
comment and hope that she one day poops on my chest.

[Existentialist]

Is now scared of graphicDESInger and slowly backs away.

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: I repel women faster than a bloated Rosie O'Donnell with a dikey haircut.

[LokiLaufeyson]

When i compliment a woman i accidently insult them :|

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: I need to buy a text book for Contemporary Film and will
continue posting in this thread at a later time.

[melquiades]

Jingle giraffes, Jingle giraffes, Jingle all the way - oh what fun it is to elope with crows in a one-X-Wing cracked shrub.

[graphicDESIgner]

Fact: I'm back.

[OoDREAmerOo]

tell me a random fact about yourself, your life, something you saw today, anything involving you...

ready. set. go.

my underwear is cutting off circulation to my thighs.

-drea

[R.J]

I am one bad mother*****

[chiquita]

I get really annoyed by girls who screech in really high pinched voice.




but I find my self doing that sometimes :neutral:

[-Mazzy-]

my underwear is cutting off circulation to my thighs.

-drea
Bought it small or have you grown round? lol.. :neutral:

[OoDREAmerOo]

I am one bad mother*****

kneegroid, plz.. :gtfo:

-drea

[OoDREAmerOo]

Bought it small or have you grown round? lol.. :neutral:
two sizes too small... they dont really let you try on underwear, and i suck at buying ANY clothes..if i cant try them on.. :ashamed:

i think this thing is gonna rip.. :no: ... it can really ruin ur day, makes u feel like a colossal whale, fo real fo real.

-drea

[cunninglinguist]

I am one bad motherlover
so cute

[-Mazzy-]

two sizes too small... they dont really let you try on underwear, and i suck at buying ANY clothes..if i cant try them on.. :ashamed:

i think this thing is gonna rip.. :no: ... it can really ruin ur day, makes u feel like a colossal whale, fo real fo real.

-drea
:hand: Useless without pics. lol..

:neutral:

[R.J]

kneegroid, plz.. :gtfo:

-drea

Ok I am a fucking pansy, you would love that wouldn't you. Tart, piss off.

[LokiLaufeyson]

I am one bad mother*****

PANSY

[R.J]

so cute

I wish, but me mother can't stand me :no:

[LokiLaufeyson]

I wish, but me mother can't stand me :no:

Reminds me

All mothers love me

:werd:

[cunninglinguist]

I wish, but me mother can't stand me :no:
you should try standing yourself :neutral:
she no love you long time?

[R.J]

Reminds me

All mothers love me

:werd:

Finish the story slaphead.

[R.J]

you should try standing yourself :neutral:
she no love you long time?

Mothers hate me, I am rather charming when I want to be, they just be bugging like Dane Bowers where as I'm sweeter than skittles sweet'n sours.

[LokiLaufeyson]

Finish the story slaphead.

I'm not an author dickshit

[OoDREAmerOo]

Ok I am a fucking pansy, you would love that wouldn't you. Tart, piss off.


dont call me a tart..... thats fucking cold man.. :tears:

omg man... omg.

-drea

[OoDREAmerOo]

:hand: Useless without pics. lol..

:neutral:

Then I guess I remain useless..

http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/smoothcriminal.gif

-drea

[White.Washed]

edit

[OoDREAmerOo]

I came back from my first electrolysis appointment.

so you be bald now , yo?

-drea

[Spork]

Hoorah? :neutral:

[Fallen-Angel]

im really moody in the morning, esp if i havent slept enough, at least till i have my cuppa tea

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

whoa this thread took off.
im heading out the door to watch casino royale. :dance3:

[killingeye]

not the same darl. i need to feel you breathing. need to feel your touch. need to trace your skin. etc.

need to feel ya kissing me ;)


i was gathering it lil more.. ;)

[p0rt_1337]

i want a bf with the occasional lady friend mixed in.


Now when u say "mixed in"...what exactly did you have in mind?

[freshmanik_13]

tell me a random fact about yourself, your life, something you saw today, anything involving you...

ready. set. go.
Im 6 ft, I passing all my classes lol cuz my teachers suck up to me, i saw crystal meth today lol

[graphicDESIgner]

FACT: Spork and I ordered pizza.

[graphicDESIgner]

FACT: We took advantage of the 555 deal.

[graphicDESIgner]

FACT: We ordered one with onions.

[graphicDESIgner]

FACT: We ordered one with sausage.

[graphicDESIgner]

FACT: We ordered one with pineapple.

[graphicDESIgner]

FACT: Our total is under $18.

[graphicDESIgner]

FACT: We will not tip the delivery guy.

[Space-Cowboy]

FACT: I once bludgeoned a midget to death with a rubber dildo because he refused to give my hobo friend a bukkake.

[maliha20]

I just watched I Proud to be Indian on B4U Movie channel. I feel so proud to be Paki rite now cuz the movie was so emotional and taught me a lesson to be proud of my fobishness. I can go out rite now in shalwar kameez and scream some shit in urdu but on second thaught I don't want everyone paying attention to my stupidness. lol..ok bye.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

ive got surgery tomorrow. new chapter in my life hopefully.

[cunninglinguist]

ive got surgery tomorrow. new chapter in my life hopefully.
you're operating on someone?
scary

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

you're operating on someone?
scary
no silly, thats called observing. did that 2 hours ago.
im having surgery.

[cunninglinguist]

no silly, thats called observing. did that 2 hours ago.
im having surgery.
for dinner? :google:
what is it for?

[maliha20]

no silly, thats called observing. did that 2 hours ago.
im having surgery.

omg..surgery for what??

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

for dinner? :google:
what is it for?
lollz, for brunch actually. quite tasty for aged meat.
stomach ulcers which have burst..theyre cutting out my stomach. no more tummy aches for me lolz.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

everyone should listen to 'chasing cars' by Snow Patrol and then listen to the rest of their album. much love.

[cunninglinguist]

lollz, for brunch actually. quite tasty for aged meat.
stomach ulcers which have burst..theyre cutting out my stomach. no more tummy aches for me lolz.
woahh
how that shit happen mayne?

[cunninglinguist]

everyone should listen to 'chasing cars' by Snow Patrol and then listen to the rest of their album. much love.
the first album is miles better

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

the first album is miles better
nah, second one is. lyrics are miles ahead.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

woahh
how that shit happen mayne?
just vomited up blood about 4 mnths ago..went to the doc..discovered ulcers..went on meds..didnt work..ulcers burst...much pain...and now surgery. hes a good surgeon though, was my tutor at the start of the year lolz.

[cunninglinguist]

nah, second one is. lyrics are miles ahead.
no way man the lyrics have gone a bit too wishy washy and the general sound is poor
the first album had hit after hit, this effort seems to be appeasement for the masses

[cunninglinguist]

just vomited up blood about 4 mnths ago..went to the doc..discovered ulcers..went on meds..didnt work..ulcers burst...much pain...and now surgery. hes a good surgeon though, was my tutor at the start of the year lolz.
that's some crazy shit right thurr
sorry to hear it ms. mirch :ashamed:
hope you get better quickly

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

that's some crazy shit right thurr
sorry to hear it ms. mirch :ashamed:
hope you get better quickly
Ill try my bestest ji :bhapi:

[graphicDESIgner]

FACT: I just bumped this thread.