Sir Paul McCartney Vs Heather Mills - Who will win this battle?

[akuza]

Public divorce, all details of it have been stated,who will win the pot-smoking hippy multimillionaire or a former hooker?

[in*no*sense]

Macca

[Geezer]

I aint saying she a gold digger, but she sure does have a smelly cock hole.

[akuza]

I aint saying she a gold digger, but she sure does have a smelly cock hole.
:rofl: I was waiting for that hahaha

[jus_me]

i want him to win on account of him being the one who made all the money HIMSELF.

she cant even say she has been there since the start because he only got with her after his first wife (and mother to his kids) died.

i always thought that mills had her leg blown off because of a landmine hence her being so passionate about it, now its because of a motoring accident.

anyway, if life was so hard with him and he treated her like a slave then why did she stay with him and have a kid with him?

something fishy is going on here but i do respect paul for keeping his mouth shut and only saying that she was lying.

in conclusion, he should keep the money because he earnt it.

[desi_uk]

lol @ the status of golddiggers nowadays from the amount of money shes made from the tabloids she prolly dont even need that dudes money

but i feel sorry for the guy hes been taken for a ride and his marriage was fake

[jus_me]

lol @ the status of golddiggers nowadays from the amount of money shes made from the tabloids she prolly dont even need that dudes money

but i feel sorry for the guy hes been taken for a ride and his marriage was fake

i think she knows she wont win, thats why she's taking people to court for libel.

[s11nyk]

there's a funny story in the paper today how Hunter from Gladitors fucked the shit out of her inthe bath.....but she had to remove her leg first to get in........:rofl:

[akuza]

there's a funny story in the paper today how Hunter from Gladitors fucked the shit out of her inthe bath.....but she had to remove her leg first to get in........:rofl:
:roflbow: gladiators!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha

[shmooks]

i think he should keep his money, not cos "he earnt it", she was married to him, she should be entitled to a tiny amount, nothing near to what shes wanting. anyway the main reason i want him to win it, is simply cos shes going to every length to drag his name through the mud, whether what she says is true or not.. its pathetic. him not stooping to her levels says something about him.

plus her claims seem to be a bit OTT.

[Ketamine-Abuse]

Sir Paul will settle out of court and give Heather a new leg made entirely from Linda MacCartyney vegetarian sausages and a copy of The Beatles "Greatest Hits" album

[akuza]

Sir Paul will settle out of court and give Heather a new leg made entirely from Linda MacCartyney vegetarian sausages and a copy of The Beatles "Greatest Hits" album
:rofl:

[london_guy]

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are
facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her
false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife
Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over
the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier
briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will
need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a
relationship like this"

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider
going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her
Heather.

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the
marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an
agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand
on.

Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless"

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.

A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?"

His mate says "try Paul McCartney"

Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river
These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has
left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.
:) :) :)