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madam_jade
October 30th, 2006, 06:45 PM
What's long and silver about you? [Is your penis cast in a precious metal? Do have a solid silver mold of it attached to a thick chain hanging around your neck? Do you take "bling" to a whole new level?]

:Pelvic2:
madam_jade
October 30th, 2006, 06:55 PM
LJS is the hottest thing since hot sauce.
roy_desi
October 30th, 2006, 06:57 PM
What's long and silver about you? [Is your penis cast in a precious metal? Do have a solid silver mold of it attached to a thick chain hanging around your neck? Do you take "bling" to a whole new level?]

:Pelvic2:
ur fat.
suhailio
October 30th, 2006, 06:58 PM
Silly twat.
desidancer
October 30th, 2006, 06:59 PM
LJS is the hottest thing since hot sauce.

:werd: good stufff!!

now im hungry :(
carpe_diem
October 30th, 2006, 06:59 PM
My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.

:ugh2:
longjohnsilver
October 30th, 2006, 07:03 PM
What's long and silver about you? [Is your penis cast in a precious metal? Do have a solid silver mold of it attached to a thick chain hanging around your neck? Do you take "bling" to a whole new level?]

:Pelvic2:

madam jitinder you got me all wrong... my peewee is chained to my leg and yes it is blingin shiny...want to do your make-up or apply your ghetto fake nails in it you're more than welcome ;)
longjohnsilver
October 30th, 2006, 07:04 PM
LJS is the hottest thing since hot sauce.

since jalapenos :yum:
longjohnsilver
October 30th, 2006, 10:37 PM
His thumb. It really makes the man.

it's not the thumb it once was... overworked and tired it has now been decommissioned :(
longjohnsilver
October 31st, 2006, 01:25 AM
God gave you two thumbs for a reason.

to play videogames? :sarb:
madam_jade
October 31st, 2006, 01:27 AM
Gosh. LongSilverPenis ain't gettin' no love today. :(
longjohnsilver
October 31st, 2006, 01:29 AM
Gosh. LongSilverPenis ain't gettin' no love today. :(

love comes from within... gotta learn to make love to/for yourself
madam_jade
October 31st, 2006, 01:30 AM
love comes from within... gotta learn to make love to/for yourself


Yea Ljs. Love comes from within... gotta learn to make love to/for yourself
longjohnsilver
October 31st, 2006, 01:31 AM
Yea Ljs. Love comes from within... gotta learn to make love to/for yourself

that's what I said
madam_jade
October 31st, 2006, 01:32 AM
that's what I said


Well it's a love thread for you. :dunno:
longjohnsilver
October 31st, 2006, 01:34 AM
Well it's a love thread for you. :dunno:

I feel loved :neutral:
madam_jade
October 31st, 2006, 01:35 AM
I feel loved :neutral:

I'll make you chicken curry and call you big daddy. :dunno:
longjohnsilver
October 31st, 2006, 01:41 AM
I'll make you chicken curry and call you big daddy. :dunno:

ok phatty it's a deal :hug: and I plan to go back to vege soon so make it snappy
madam_jade
October 31st, 2006, 01:43 AM
ok phatty it's a deal :hug: and I plan to go back to vege soon so make it snappy


Not with terms of endearment like that. :ugh:
longjohnsilver
October 31st, 2006, 01:46 AM
Not with terms of endearment like that. :ugh:

You have yet to see the dark side :evil: hohoho (I wasn't calling you a ho by the way!)
madam_jade
October 31st, 2006, 01:46 AM
You have yet to see the dark side :evil: hohoho (I wasn't calling you a ho by the way!)


I hate you AND yo' momma. :hand:
longjohnsilver
October 31st, 2006, 01:47 AM
I hate you AND yo' momma. :hand:

how can you hate yoself?
madam_jade
October 31st, 2006, 01:48 AM
how can you hate yoself?


If you were my son, you'd have raped me by now.
longjohnsilver
October 31st, 2006, 01:50 AM
If you were my son, you'd have raped me by now.

im not into incest... just isn't my cup of chai
madam_jade
October 31st, 2006, 01:51 AM
im not into incest... just isn't my cup of chai

Fob!