View Full Version : Why does God, the All-Compassionate have need to prove his existence?
SokkenBizittenU
October 1st, 2006, 04:48 AM
Strictly speaking, I'm talking about the Quran. In one of the Suras God sends Moses to PROVE his existence. My question is WHY would God the All-Mighty, All-Compassionate, All-Aware, All Knowing, All-Wise have the need to prove his existence to the creation of his own? Why does God, the All-Forgiving, have the need for prayers? And why would the All-forgiving send his creation to hell if they didn't follow his command? Isn't God the All-Merciful and All-forgiving? Why did God, the All-Compassionate, not tell Gabriel to be easy on Muhammad (Gabriel pushed Muhmmad and forcefully told him to "recite.") Why didn't God, the All-knowing, not see that Gabriel was hurting his child? The point I'm trying to make is that Quran portray's God as anything but the All-mercyfull, All-Compassionate, and All-etc etc..
BrownWallStreet8
October 1st, 2006, 04:52 AM
http://www.titane.ca/igod/
Me:
I skeet skeet on ur sister
God:
Why?: said skeet skeet on your sister.
Me:
skeet in ur mouth
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
do u like it
God:
skeet in my mouth seems okay to me.
Me:
what does it taste like
God:
skeet in my mouth tastes like chicken.
Felonius Monk
October 1st, 2006, 04:52 AM
because he needs to get off his all compassionate ass and do a little work around here
xbadkarmax
October 1st, 2006, 04:52 AM
Because it's 3:52 and I am going to bed. That is the answer to your question
/thread
SokkenBizittenU
October 1st, 2006, 04:52 AM
http://www.titane.ca/igod/
Me:
I skeet skeet on ur sister
God:
Why?: said skeet skeet on your sister.
Me:
skeet in ur mouth
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
do u like it
God:
skeet in my mouth seems okay to me.
Me:
what does it taste like
God:
skeet in my mouth tastes like chicken.
Just shut up.
nmguy20
October 1st, 2006, 04:53 AM
Oh please shut up noob.
BrownWallStreet8
October 1st, 2006, 04:53 AM
Me:
would you save me
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to save you.
Me:
why you ain't help me *****?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Oh word?, so it's like that G?
God:
Awesome. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Yeah that's right. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yo, I swear to you , why you fucking with me yo, whats te meaning of life?
God:
That is interesting: said swear to you why you fucking with him or her yo what is te meaning of life.
Me:
Don't make me slap the fucking kufi off yo head, get dem goonies nuuca
God:
I can't force you to do anything, .
Me:
Who's yo favourite rapper?
God:
I don't have a favorite rapper. My favorite band is Creed.
Me:
***** fuck you, FUCK YO FUCKING ROCK MUSIC SON!, IMA KEAL YOU!
BrownWallStreet8
October 1st, 2006, 04:53 AM
Me:
What's good - pussy or weed?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
THA FUCK? Why Son?
Me:
Why you don't like pussy yo?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
WHy B?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
'bout *looks at watch* 24 hours
God:
That seems like enough time.
Me:
Say word? any suggestions on what I should do?
God:
" word". No I don't think there are any.
Me:
I should slap you for just being stupid yo
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Son, I dunno, but I blaze up some ganja and forget 'bout it
God:
"it" being The explanation?
Me:
***** THIS! fuck else I'm talking about
God:
We have never talked about it before. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
My bad, my bad, my fault b, I'll chil, you grow weed?
xbadkarmax
October 1st, 2006, 04:54 AM
http://www.titane.ca/igod/
Me:
I skeet skeet on ur sister
God:
Why?: said skeet skeet on your sister.
Me:
skeet in ur mouth
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
do u like it
God:
skeet in my mouth seems okay to me.
Me:
what does it taste like
God:
skeet in my mouth tastes like chicken.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
teh f00dz
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
werd
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
goodnight
God:
Goodnight .
BrownWallStreet8
October 1st, 2006, 04:54 AM
Me:
whats good
God:
The opposite of Evil.
Me:
nah..thats retarded, ya smell me?
God:
Are you serious? Makes sense to me.
Me:
wtf *****, im a gangsta bitch..you betta pay homage
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
no homo
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
fuck that
God:
For real.
Me:
ya dig
God:
OK. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
smh
God:
Sounds delicious.
SokkenBizittenU
October 1st, 2006, 04:55 AM
Oh please shut up noob.
Shut up because you don't haven anything to contribute?
BrownWallStreet8
October 1st, 2006, 04:55 AM
Me:
Yo god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I already know that, but yo, god, where my money?
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
My ***** Lamborghini Yeapoloso told me you have my stacks?
God:
Have you told many people that your ***** Lamborghini Yeapoloso told you me have your stacks?
Me:
Say word? lemmie check
xbadkarmax
October 1st, 2006, 04:55 AM
Me:
Hey, what's up
God:
The stars.
Me:
Man, that was deep
God:
Cool, man. I thought it was too.
Me:
LOL
nmguy20
October 1st, 2006, 04:55 AM
Shut up because you don't haven anything to contribute?
No, because your retarted topic sucks. Dumbass.
nmguy20
October 1st, 2006, 04:56 AM
Me:
Hey, what's up
God:
The stars.
Me:
Man, that was deep
God:
Cool, man. I thought it was too.
Me:
LOL
:rofl:
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