Do you think I am wife material?

[Clueless_uk]

I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion

I thought I should add...

I will always have his dinner ready for him when he comes back from work..

I will wear nice sarees for him

I will say nice things to him when required and shut up when appropriate

And I will keep the house neat and tidy.

I will be try and be nice to his mother.

And I don't want to discuss the bedroom...that is a private matter.




and be nice.

Thanks.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

yes, i definately think so. you ooze committment, passion and reliability. :bhapi:

[boredatwork]

no.




i had to add the . cos it wont let me post with less than 3 letters.

[dopekhor]

i am on neutral grounds here!

[punjabipride04]

:eyebrow:

[Monaa]

:think:

[Walktheline]

Yes, I am sure you are wife material unless you are an antisocial individual who hates and never trusts any men or if you enjoy dating and having many sexual partners.

[dopekhor]

yes, (after the edit)

[jay_uk_geezer]

Yes yes yes yes will you marry me!! lol

[killuminati87]

:sarb:

yeah sure

[Clueless_uk]

yes, i definately think so. you ooze committment, passion and reliability. :bhapi:

jee thanks.... :hug:

[Clueless_uk]

no.




i had to add the . cos it wont let me post with less than 3 letters.

oki..thank ju

u think I wud make a good hubby tho?

[BUBZZZ]

depends wat u look like

and how good u cook



and how clean u clean the house



and how nice u r to the mum



and loads of other things

[Clueless_uk]

i am on neutral grounds here!

ahh of course...how will any1 here know my romantic and lovey dovey side?

[Clueless_uk]

:eyebrow:

;)

the answer is yes.

[Clueless_uk]

:think:

have some faith in me!

[PuNjabi_RaNi*]

Can you make round roti? If so then yes.

Now get to the kitchen woman :slap:

[Clueless_uk]

Yes, I am sure you are wife material unless you are an antisocial individual who hates and never trusts any men or if you enjoy dating and having many sexual partners.

I dnt trust men in general and I have never had any sexual partners.

But I trust that will change after the big day

[Clueless_uk]

Yes yes yes yes will you marry me!! lol

*shy

would you like to be marriage insurance number 3?

[dopekhor]

ahh of course...how will any1 here know my romantic and lovey dovey side?
sylheti girls aren't famous for romance you know, they are famous for quarreling :lol:













:anxious:

[boredatwork]

unless you are an antisocial individual who hates and never trusts any men

hehe that was the reason i was gonna give. Also dont think you are very sexual which is gonna be annoying for your hubby.

I know i'll be a great husband cos im gonna be whipped. Well thats what my mum and sis say. :no:

[Walktheline]

I dnt trust men in general and I have never had any sexual partners.

But I trust that will change after the big day


you sound normal. you'll be fine. don't worry. just make sure you smell good.

[Clueless_uk]

depends wat u look like

and how good u cook



and how clean u clean the house



and how nice u r to the mum



and loads of other things

there is no such thing as perfect...but I am close to it.







ha ha ha I love that line.

[Clueless_uk]

sylheti girls aren't famous for romance you know, they are famous for quarreling :lol:













:anxious:

I wud only quarrel so we cud make out...I mean make up

[hawthamzi]

sylheti girls aren't famous for romance you know, they are famous for quarreling :lol:













:anxious:

yeh they can f00kin argue init!!! never lost for words

[Clueless_uk]

hehe that was the reason i was gonna give. Also dont think you are very sexual which is gonna be annoying for your hubby.

I know i'll be a great husband cos im gonna be whipped. Well thats what my mum and sis say. :no:

excuse moi

the freaks in bed

are always the quiet ones

[aachoudhry]

haha walktheline youre funny

and also

take to heart the comments about cooking and smelling good

[ispeakadatruth!!]

u sound like a boring wife...:kekeke:

better show your nasty side once in a while...keeps him on his toes and he wont get complacent..

[Clueless_uk]

you sound normal. you'll be fine. don't worry. just make sure you smell good.

I am not worried...I am bored.

I know I will be the purfect wife.....






but only to the purrrrfect husbund

[Clueless_uk]

haha walktheline youre funny

and also

take to heart the comments about cooking and smelling good

I smell great even when I don't shower for a week

[kaseem]

I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion

I thought I should add...

I will always have his dinner ready for him when he comes back from work..


I will say nice things to him when required and shut up when appropriate

And I will keep the house neat and tidy.

I will be try and be nice to his mother.

And I don't want to discuss the bedroom...that is a private matter.




and be nice.

Thanks.


No not really i could do most of the above anyway, dont need a wife to be doing it for me.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

jee thanks.... :hug:
i speak the truth

[Clueless_uk]

u sound like a boring wife...:kekeke:

better show your nasty side once in a while...keeps him on his toes and he wont get complacent..

:eek: I am like wanting to be a true desi wife.......u dnt get many like that these days....

he can get bored..he can have an affair...but I will never leave him...hell I'll even die with him

[samosa321]

I don't know...but you sure know how to market yourself.

[Clueless_uk]

No not really i could do most of the above anyway, dont need a wife to be doing it for me.

I dnt remember offering.

Nobody needs a partner these days..it's all abt the want...not the need...not the love...but the WANT

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

I don't know...but you sure know how to market yourself.
u make me hungry every single time i see you.

[Clueless_uk]

i speak the truth

I heart you :love:

[ispeakadatruth!!]

:eek: I am like wanting to be a true desi wife.......u dnt get many like that these days....

he can get bored..he can have an affair...but I will never leave him...hell I'll even die with him

:weak:

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

I heart you :love:
I heart you too :love:
seriously though, y is marriage on your mind so mcuh? uve got a couple of years in the pocket still. remember, the best things happen when youre not looking for them.

[dopekhor]

I wud only quarrel so we cud make out...I mean make up
noice... i see someone prefers their partner being aggressive!

[dopekhor]

yeh they can f00kin argue init!!! never lost for words
but it sounds funny when they cuss in sylheti!

[Clueless_uk]

I don't know...but you sure know how to market yourself.

is it working?

[Clueless_uk]

:weak:

ur a man-eater.

[Clueless_uk]

I heart you too :love:
seriously though, y is marriage on your mind so mcuh? uve got a couple of years in the pocket still. remember, the best things happen when youre not looking for them.

I am feeling the pressure at home....I am past the sell by date according to mum.

And I just wanted to make a random werd topic, like I always do.

[OoDREAmerOo]

I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion


And I don't want to discuss the bedroom...that is a private matter.




and be nice.

Thanks.

In other words saying, You'll be a complete and utter slut for him?

-drea

[jspot]

I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion

I thought I should add...

I will always have his dinner ready for him when he comes back from work..

I will wear nice sarees for him

I will say nice things to him when required and shut up when appropriate

And I will keep the house neat and tidy.

I will be try and be nice to his mother.

And I don't want to discuss the bedroom...that is a private matter.




and be nice.

Thanks.

These qualities are nice for the 1950's, but today you need to bring more to the table.

any decent guy does not want a submissive wife. maybe not a superior one either.


will you be able to hold a intelligient conversation. go out with his friends if need be.
take him to task if need be.

remember behind every great man is a greater woman, not a maid.

[Clueless_uk]

noice... i see someone prefers their partner being aggressive!

yes....but depends on what he is aggressive abt.

[Clueless_uk]

In other words saying, You'll be a complete and utter slut for him?

-drea

like I said...that is a very delicate subject.

[dopekhor]

yes....but depends on what he is aggressive abt.
not those bdsm shit!

[OoDREAmerOo]

like I said...that is a very delicate subject.


well like i said,, ur basically saying ur gonna be a total whore with him... and i respect that... cuz thats what every wife SHOULD do. :thumleft:


and not make dhal, watch hindi movies, wear face masks and pink curlers all day, and never shave their legs...:Puker:

-drea

[King Ghidra]

No...you'd make a awful wife ;)

[Clueless_uk]

These qualities are nice for the 1950's, but today you need to bring more to the table.

any decent guy does not want a submissive wife. maybe not a superior one either.


will you be able to hold a intelligient conversation. go out with his friends if need be.
take him to task if need be.

remember behind every great man is a greater woman, not a maid.

1950's need to be brought back....sometimes I can't distinguish between who the man and women is with couples these days.

I was talking about the nice things I will do...that does not mean I would submit to his every whim....but I will not play mind games.

I enjoy interesting conversations...I am a women for goodness sakes! But there is a diff betweeen talking to ur partner and chatting shit which most men call nagging.

Of course I would take him out or meet his friends...it's all about looking after each other's interests.

[sky_]

I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion
I thought I should add...
I will always have his dinner ready for him when he comes back from work..
I will wear nice sarees for him
I will say nice things to him when required and shut up when appropriate
And I will keep the house neat and tidy.
I wll be try and be nice to his mother.
And I don't want to discuss the bedroom...that is a private matter.
and be nice.

Thanks.


apart from staying at home
what your wrote doesn't tell me you have any ambitions like
working yourself
then i would say no

sky

[Clueless_uk]

well like i said,, ur basically saying ur gonna be a total whore with him... and i respect that... cuz thats what every wife SHOULD do. :thumleft:


and not make dhal, watch hindi movies, wear face masks and pink curlers all day, and never shave their legs...:Puker:

-drea

Ummm oki...to me he two most important places in the house is the bedroom and the bathroom...










they must be very clean

[Clueless_uk]

No...you'd make a awful wife ;)

:o

Like totally?

[OoDREAmerOo]

Ummm oki...to me he two most important places in the house is the bedroom and the bathroom...










they must be very clean


k.. but speaking from personal experience, i think hed prefer u be a freak in the bedroom rather than you keeping it super clean. :neutral:


-drea

[Clueless_uk]

apart from staying at home
what your wrote doesn't tell me you have any ambitions like
working yourself
then i would say no

sky

And how ambitious can a women be? When I have kids...I intend to spend most of my time with them. But b4 that I want to do some fashion design.

Currently I am working and doing my ACCA...so dnt tell me I am not ambitious...becoz that is like mission impossible for som1 who is ment to be clueless

[OoDREAmerOo]

apart from staying at home
what your wrote doesn't tell me you have any ambitions like
working yourself
then i would say no

sky




And how ambitious can a women be? When I have kids...I intend to spend most of my time with them. But b4 that I want to do some fashion design.

Currently I am working and doing my ACCA...so dnt tell me I am not ambitious...becoz that is like mission impossible for som1 who is ment to be clueless

Get them panties out of a bunch... he said "FROM WHAT U WROTE."

-drea

[samosa321]

is it working?

once in a while, your husband will really get on your nerves and you'll throw all these rules out the window.

[SpicyBrownRapper]

You're divorce material.

ZING!

[Clueless_uk]

k.. but speaking from personal experience, i think hed prefer u be a freak in the bedroom rather than you keeping it super clean. :neutral:


-drea

Like I said...dnt want to discuss it...I thot u wud have picked that up the 2nd time round.

[OoDREAmerOo]

once in a while, your husband will really get on your nerves and you'll throw all these rules out the window.


try every half hour.

-drea

[dopekhor]

tumar maye amare bala fai na, tai koi kutar baicha tui ekta manishor jaat na!

[Clueless_uk]

Get them panties out of a bunch... he said "FROM WHAT U WROTE."

-drea

dude...u didnt expect me to type up my autobiography did u?

dnt remind me abt my panties.

[OoDREAmerOo]

Like I said...dnt want to discuss it...I thot u wud have picked that up the 2nd time round.


i did... i was just posting for the hell of it.

-drea

[OoDREAmerOo]

dude...u didnt expect me to type up my autobiography did u?

dnt remind me abt my panties.


why whats wrong with them?

-drea

[Clueless_uk]

once in a while, your husband will really get on your nerves and you'll throw all these rules out the window.

No no...I will defy all such urges

I will be Bibi number 1 :love:

[vikownethu]

As long as you don't look like Vinny Jones.

[nawtysaika]

lol... wish i was a guy now... i wna marry u lol :Oops:

j/k
x

[King Ghidra]

:o

Like totally?

On a scale on 0-100......you're a 10 on marriage material :D

[Clueless_uk]

i did... i was just posting for the hell of it.

-drea
but dnt u think u have enuff posts going for u?

[BUBZZZ]

when u posting ur pic?? so wen can see how buff u r.....and also see how horny ur tits get us?

[Clueless_uk]

why whats wrong with them?

-drea

Nothing

y must u talk abt private things :(

[Clueless_uk]

As long as you don't look like Vinny Jones.

I look like Ant :D

[OoDREAmerOo]

but dnt u think u have enuff posts going for u?


posting for the hell of it does not mean im only posting to raise my post count.


be sensible woman.

-drea

[Clueless_uk]

lol... wish i was a guy now... i wna marry u lol :Oops:

j/k
x

I cud always be the dude?

[dopekhor]

has.. this song is dedicated to you

http://jubair.net:80/fuadbhai.wma

[Clueless_uk]

On a scale on 0-100......you're a 10 on marriage material :D

I almost thot u gave me a 10/10 :(

[nawtysaika]

I cud always be the dude?

:Oops:

will u b a workin man for me :kekeke:

[OoDREAmerOo]

Nothing

y must u talk abt private things :(


its an informal and open world... not much is private anymore...


and YOUR the one who responded to my comment about the underwear "Dont remind me of my underwear" now TELL ME .. does'nt that statement imply that its open for discourse?

-drea

[Clueless_uk]

when u posting ur pic?? so wen can see how buff u r.....and also see how horny ur tits get us?

:hand:

I dnt do pics.

[Clueless_uk]

posting for the hell of it does not mean im only posting to raise my post count.


be sensible woman.

-drea

I just sed it for the hec of it

I am sthe ense of the sensibility.....on a good hair day that is.

[King Ghidra]

I almost thot u gave me a 10/10 :(

Please no one gets a 10 out of 10 not even god

[OoDREAmerOo]

I just sed it for the hec of it

I am sthe ense of the sensibility.....on a good hair day that is.


see.. sometimes we do things just for the hell of it..excuse me, "hec".

and this is true... a bad hair day can ruin EVERYTHING.


-drea

[Clueless_uk]

has.. this song is dedicated to you

http://jubair.net:80/fuadbhai.wma

I can't listen to it right now...at work
but it better be good dopey

[Clueless_uk]

:Oops:

will u b a workin man for me :kekeke:

dahling...I told my mum yesterday that I was her only son...becoz my bros do fuk all

[Clueless_uk]

its an informal and open world... not much is private anymore...


and YOUR the one who responded to my comment about the underwear "Dont remind me of my underwear" now TELL ME .. does'nt that statement imply that its open for discourse?

-drea

sheesh..I'm only being girly...no need to get YOUR thongs in a twist. :p

dnt u men like women being girly anymore? Like crying all the time..and being shy and stupid?

[dopekhor]

I can't listen to it right now...at work
but it better be good dopey
its good!

if u understand sylheti!

[OoDREAmerOo]

sheesh..I'm only being girly...no need to get YOUR thongs in a twist. :p

dnt u men like women being girly anymore? Like crying all the time..and being shy and stupid?


I have a pink ds lite, and hot pinck razor phone :hand: so theres girly for you.

My thong feels quite lovely right now, even in a twist :love:

I doubt the silent," get on yo knees bitch" thing is still in. :neutral: crying, being shy, and stupid... let me know how well those work out for you. :)

-drea

[BUBZZZ]

:hand:

I dnt do pics.


u have to

[Clueless_uk]

Please no one gets a 10 out of 10 not even god

God could not be a wife!

blah to u

[Clueless_uk]

its good!

if u understand sylheti!

I dnt do bengi songs!

[Clueless_uk]

I have a pink ds lite, and hot pinck razor phone :hand: so theres girly for you.

My thong feels quite lovely right now, even in a twist :love:

I doubt the silent," get on yo knees bitch" thing is still in. :neutral: crying, being shy, and stupid... let me know how well those work out for you. :)

-drea

I hate u :(

even I don't have a pink phone.

I'm no man-trap, more of a man-hater

[dopekhor]

I dnt do bengi songs!
hater!


its funny trust me!

[Mz_exotic]

why are asian people in general so obsessed with marriage? :weirdfac:

[Clueless_uk]

hater!


its funny trust me!

I'll see.

[Clueless_uk]

nope, u need to stand up for urself. Thats basically bein a servant.

umm...right....ok

[dopekhor]

I'll see.
there nothing to see, just listen!

[Kip Dynamite]

I don't care about those things.

I primarily care about the size of your rack and how much money is in your bank account.

[Da CrAZy MaNi]

I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion

I thought I should add...

I will always have his dinner ready for him when he comes back from work..

I will wear nice sarees for him

I will say nice things to him when required and shut up when appropriate

And I will keep the house neat and tidy.

I will be try and be nice to his mother.

And I don't want to discuss the bedroom...that is a private matter.




and be nice.

Thanks.
ill say ull be a perfect wifey for that nicca who ull marry 1 day...and also when ever hes down u would be there foo him and have better understandin between u 2 cuz thatz also importent in da reliationship..

[Clueless_uk]

I don't care about those things.

I primarily care about the size of your rack and how much money is in your bank account.

blah

I know u love me really.

[Clueless_uk]

there nothing to see, just listen!
No...I prefer seeing and feeling.

[Clueless_uk]

ill say ull be a perfect wifey for that nicca who ull marry 1 day...and also when ever hes down u would be there foo him and have better understandin between u 2 cuz thatz also importent in da reliationship..

:)

super wifey ;)

[dopekhor]

No...I prefer seeing and feeling.
u better hit the local strip club!

[Kip Dynamite]

blah

I know u love me really.

Only because of your large melons and large bank account.

[cute_hunny]

yes u r ;)

[Gimmeck]

I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion

I thought I should add...

I will always have his dinner ready for him when he comes back from work..

I will wear nice sarees for him

I will say nice things to him when required and shut up when appropriate

And I will keep the house neat and tidy.

I will be try and be nice to his mother.

And I don't want to discuss the bedroom...that is a private matter.




and be nice.

Thanks.
Wife material? perhaps.
But I dont want my wife to be my slave type. I want her to wear whatever she feels like, not for me. Wouldnt want her to cook for me but cook for us. If my mother isnt nice to her i dont expect her to kiss up. Its my job just as much as it is hers to keep the place clean.
So I guess it depends...

[london_guy]

I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion

I thought I should add...

I will always have his dinner ready for him when he comes back from work..

I will wear nice sarees for him

I will say nice things to him when required and shut up when appropriate

And I will keep the house neat and tidy.

I will be try and be nice to his mother.

And I don't want to discuss the bedroom...that is a private matter.




and be nice.

Thanks.
Whats your view on using his Credit Card's?

[Smartchild]

I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion

I thought I should add...

I will always have his dinner ready for him when he comes back from work..

I will wear nice sarees for him

I will say nice things to him when required and shut up when appropriate

And I will keep the house neat and tidy.

I will be try and be nice to his mother.

And I don't want to discuss the bedroom...that is a private matter.




and be nice.

Thanks.No cus "she" would never post things like this on internet, especially on sites like this.

[Gimmeck]

No cus "she" would never post things like this on internet, especially on sites like this.
but you think she'd be happy with someone who posts on site like this?

[Smartchild]

but you think she'd be happy with someone who posts on site like this?there is always an exeption eh? and she asked for personal opp. soo.

[Clueless_uk]

Only because of your large melons and large bank account.

I dnt know where u got the idea of the large melon things...I guess u like ur fruits

The only thing I have is a large overdraft in my bank acc

[Clueless_uk]

Wife material? perhaps.
But I dont want my wife to be my slave type. I want her to wear whatever she feels like, not for me. Wouldnt want her to cook for me but cook for us. If my mother isnt nice to her i dont expect her to kiss up. Its my job just as much as it is hers to keep the place clean.
So I guess it depends...

shut up and be greatful.

[Clueless_uk]

Whats your view on using his Credit Card's?

For having a wonderful wife like me...his money shud be laid at my feet.

[Clueless_uk]

but you think she'd be happy with someone who posts on site like this?

ZINGED :rofl:

[sunrize]

[QUOTE=Clueless_uk][COLOR=Magenta]I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion

you sound like a maid

[Clueless_uk]

[QUOTE=Clueless_uk][COLOR=Magenta]I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion

you sound like a maid

I'm a spoilt lil brat....on a reform

[dopekhor]

I'm a spoilt lil brat....on a reform
what a lie!

[Clueless_uk]

what a lie!

I know I know...I am just maid :(

jeeez...I shud be mopping the floor right now...but fuck it.

[dopekhor]

I know I know...I am just maid :(

jeeez...I shud be mopping the floor right now...but fuck it.
lucky hubby of clueless uk! :cheers:

btw did ya listen to that song?

[Clueless_uk]

lucky hubby of clueless uk! :cheers:

btw did ya listen to that song?

eh no...my internet connection went down...I hate wireless.

[jumpn jza]

as long as your not a lowie its all good....

[Clueless_uk]

as long as your not a lowie its all good....
wat is a lowie?

[Ash_s2002]

yes you arent :D

[Clueless_uk]

yes you arent :D

:lol:

thanks.....you have given me a new rise in confidence

[jumpn jza]

wat is a lowie?

aussie slang for "slut"

[Clueless_uk]

aussie slang for "slut"

:hand:

I only do slutty pink font

[Kip Dynamite]

Pick up a lowie at Lowes. lmao

[boredatwork]

ok so now that you have concluded that you are wifey material, what are you doing to get hitched? Would you marry a freshie out of sylhet?

[sufyan182]

only ting a man want iz LOV......a true pure passionate LOV.... forget evrythin ...if u givin eim tat....u can b damn good wife.....

[MolviCorleone]

dont even know what you look like.

[Gimmeck]

ok so now that you have concluded that you are wifey material, what are you doing to get hitched? Would you marry a freshie out of sylhet?
LOL the girl in your sig, I know her. Its Gixxe.

[boredatwork]

LOL the girl in your sig, I know her. Its Gixxe.

Whos gixxe?

[Gimmeck]

Whos gixxe?
A girl who rides with RDT and does her own thing as well.
http://www.gixxie.com/

[Peacemaker]

not yet..

u need to take off his shoes when he comes home frm work...
and u shuld b ready to hav sAxss everynite..

[swtemptationz]

I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion

I thought I should add...

I will always have his dinner ready for him when he comes back from work..

I will wear nice sarees for him

I will say nice things to him when required and shut up when appropriate

And I will keep the house neat and tidy.

I will be try and be nice to his mother.

And I don't want to discuss the bedroom...that is a private matter.




and be nice.

Thanks.



i agree with all those who said u sound like a maid.

do u not have a personality? i wud say this is too traditional .. not in the best way. all u do seems like it lacks quality.

[subaru]

are u hot?


lol

[Clueless_uk]

i agree with all those who said u sound like a maid.

do u not have a personality? i wud say this is too traditional .. not in the best way. all u do seems like it lacks quality.

Blah.

What wud u know modern dude....come back and talk when ur husbund devorces or cheats on u.

[Clueless_uk]

dont even know what you look like.

my parents married without even seeing each others pics.

ur shallow.

[BrownWallStreet8]

nah idont think u are..cuz your not sure bout yaself...so no :wavey:

[Clueless_uk]

only ting a man want iz LOV......a true pure passionate LOV.... forget evrythin ...if u givin eim tat....u can b damn good wife.....

u dnt have a clue.

all men want is sex....period.

[Clueless_uk]

nah idont think u are..cuz your not sure bout yaself...so no :wavey:

:sarb:

Dude...if we showed u how sure we are abt ourselves...u'd be our bitches....u'd have serious mental issues..and will eventually commit suicide. So be greatful to the dumb blondes.

[Clueless_uk]

ok so now that you have concluded that you are wifey material, what are you doing to get hitched? Would you marry a freshie out of sylhet?

Meh...I was bored.

I'd rather marry my lap-top than a man...does the same job and less hassle.

[Clueless_uk]

not yet..

u need to take off his shoes when he comes home frm work...
and u shuld b ready to hav sAxss everynite..

Dude...as long as he has hands...he cud take his shoes off and make love independantly.

[BrownWallStreet8]

:sarb:

Dude...if we showed u how sure we are abt ourselves...u'd be our bitches....u'd have serious mental issues..and will eventually commit suicide. So be greatful to the dumb blondes.

um no...btw way my comment was random...didnt even read the thread lol
:Pelvic2:

[Clueless_uk]

are u hot?


lol

Hotter than the lava in a volcana....only when I am very upset though.

[Clueless_uk]

um no...btw way my comment was random...didnt even read the thread lol
:Pelvic2:

What idiot reads threads?

[BrownWallStreet8]

What idiot reads threads?
:dunno:

[Adnan786]

I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion

I thought I should add...

I will always have his dinner ready for him when he comes back from work..

I will wear nice sarees for him

I will say nice things to him when required and shut up when appropriate

And I will keep the house neat and tidy.

I will be try and be nice to his mother.

And I don't want to discuss the bedroom...that is a private matter.




and be nice.

Thanks.

*Sounds expensive*

And what would you be requiring back in return?

[Clueless_uk]

:dunno:

u did....innit?

:kekeke:

[Clueless_uk]

*Sounds expensive*

And what would you be requiring back in return?

:hand: Men cant give women what they want.

[subaru]

Hotter than the lava in a volcana....only when I am very upset though.


Definetly not wifey material..when ur that hot.

[Clueless_uk]

Definetly not wifey material..when ur that hot.

I know. Everything I touch....burns...tttssssss

[Rogue]

if i were an eligible bachelor looking for a wife, i'd totally consider someone with your qualities :yes:

[desi_uk]

I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion

I thought I should add...

I will always have his dinner ready for him when he comes back from work..

I will wear nice sarees for him

I will say nice things to him when required and shut up when appropriate

And I will keep the house neat and tidy.

I will be try and be nice to his mother.

And I don't want to discuss the bedroom...that is a private matter.




and be nice.

Thanks.
Thats all a man can ask for

im sure you'll make a lovely wifey

[BrownWallStreet8]

if i were an eligible bachelor looking for a wife, i'd totally consider someone with your qualities :yes:


thank u
:bowdown:

[Rogue]

thank u
:bowdown:lmao, i wasn't talking about you, punk :rofl:

[Clueless_uk]

if i were an eligible bachelor looking for a wife, i'd totally consider someone with your qualities :yes:

Then u must be lazy :p

U'd make one veryyyy handsome dude... :kiss:

[Clueless_uk]

Thats all a man can ask for

im sure you'll make a lovely wifey

I knew it!!

The traditional dominating men still do exist :Bowdown:

[renegade87]

sarees are a negative

[subaru]

I know. Everything I touch....burns...tttssssss


ur definetly not the ice queen...

[desi_uk]

I knew it!!

The traditional dominating men still do exist :Bowdown:
wha lol

that was a joke rite

[Clueless_uk]

sarees are a negative

what wud u know?

U look like a man.

[Clueless_uk]

ur definetly not the ice queen...
Dude...I live in Scotland....I have enough ice.

[Clueless_uk]

wha lol

that was a joke rite

chilllllllllllllllllll of course it was!

[desi_uk]

chilllllllllllllllllll of course it was!
im chilled any more and il have ice hangin of my balls

shi did i jus say that lol

[*sublime*]

Have u ever been told u are by ur guy mates? If so, then yes. I always get told my hubby gonna be a lucky man. ;)

[subaru]

Dude...I live in Scotland....I have enough ice.

after all this talking..i've concluded...ur are wifey material..

shall we make littlekids?

little subaru and little clueless?







:rolleyes:

[swtemptationz]

Blah.

What wud u know modern dude....come back and talk when ur husbund devorces or cheats on u.

maybe u can be yourself instead of giving urself up for your husband. all ur doing is giving urself over to your husband to treat u as a commodity and not a "WIFE".

u need to do more than just service if ud like to keep ur man. being the same traditional wife, he'll probably get bored of u once he realizes theres nothing exciting to bring to him.. just the same old, cleaning the house, cooking and taking care of kids.. blah.
wutever.. ur personality i guess.

[swtemptationz]

u dnt have a clue.

all men want is sex....period.


ok.. so regardless of what u do (for example, slave away for him trying to please him..) if he's not satisfied with ur sexual techniques, he'll look elsewhere.

my point being
taking care of him as if he cant do it himself isnt going to make him want to stay with you.
.. there is no such thing as a perfect wife. perfection differs with each person

[swtemptationz]

:sarb:

Dude...if we showed u how sure we are abt ourselves...u'd be our bitches....u'd have serious mental issues..and will eventually commit suicide. So be greatful to the dumb blondes.
lol apparently ur planning to b ur husband's little bitch... so yea seems like ur less sure than what ur husband would be of himself.

[subaru]

ok.. so regardless of what u do (for example, slave away for him trying to please him..) if he's not satisfied with ur sexual techniques, he'll look elsewhere.

my point being
taking care of him as if he cant do it himself isnt going to make him want to stay with you.
.. there is no such thing as a perfect wife. perfection differs with each person


AMEN SOMEONE SMART!

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Clueless_uk]

im chilled any more and il have ice hangin of my balls

shi did i jus say that lol

:kekeke:

stay warm...u dnt want to get frost bites....it may involve amputation :o

[Saj__666]

Do you think I am wife material?

and be nice.

Thanks.

u sound more doormat than wife

[Clueless_uk]

Have u ever been told u are by ur guy mates? If so, then yes. I always get told my hubby gonna be a lucky man. ;)

Yes. Yes. Yes

[Clueless_uk]

after all this talking..i've concluded...ur are wifey material..

shall we make littlekids?

little subaru and little clueless?







:rolleyes:

I do werd threads....just for a laugh...those who dnt laugh...take me seriously...like the gal a couple of posts above for instance...she doesnt have a clue.

I plan to adopt...making love is a laborious and unheigenic (cant spell it), tiresome, and painful activity...so I hear.

Are u game?

[Clueless_uk]

maybe u can be yourself instead of giving urself up for your husband. all ur doing is giving urself over to your husband to treat u as a commodity and not a "WIFE".

u need to do more than just service if ud like to keep ur man. being the same traditional wife, he'll probably get bored of u once he realizes theres nothing exciting to bring to him.. just the same old, cleaning the house, cooking and taking care of kids.. blah.
wutever.. ur personality i guess.

Dudette....the thread in a Piss-take.

You didn't really think I was looking for a serious objective opinion from people who don't know me did you?

[Clueless_uk]

ok.. so regardless of what u do (for example, slave away for him trying to please him..) if he's not satisfied with ur sexual techniques, he'll look elsewhere.

my point being
taking care of him as if he cant do it himself isnt going to make him want to stay with you.
.. there is no such thing as a perfect wife. perfection differs with each person

Jeeez...I was hoping som1 will tell me somin I don't know.

But I appreciate that you have given some thought to this topic.

Ladies and Gentleman..make note.

[Clueless_uk]

lol apparently ur planning to b ur husband's little bitch... so yea seems like ur less sure than what ur husband would be of himself.

Jeeebus women....ur taking this thread a lil too much to ur heart nah?

That response was not for you...so y are u responding to it...the dude I typed it for...knew I was keeeding.

So...dnt make shit assumptions.

[Clueless_uk]

u sound more doormat than wife

It was the nature of the whole idea.....

dnt u pple understand sarcasm?

[swtemptationz]

Dudette....the thread in a Piss-take.

You didn't really think I was looking for a serious objective opinion from people who don't know me did you?

good. didnt think ud b taht stupid..

well i was just bored n felt like being a bitch.. was hoping ud say sumthing stupid again so i can argue. damn.. bored again.

[Clueless_uk]

good. didnt think ud b taht stupid..

well i was just bored n felt like being a bitch.. was hoping ud say sumthing stupid again so i can argue. damn.. bored again.

But u did.. :p

Ur an E-bully....but I'm afraid I am one myself.....meh...I was hoping for some thick replies.....keep it illogical k?

[nmguy20]

How good are you at cooking?

[Clueless_uk]

How good are you at cooking?

Plate lickingly good.

[nmguy20]

Plate lickingly good.
Then you are wife material.

[Clueless_uk]

Then you are wife material.

and u can have beans on toasts.

[swtemptationz]

But u did.. :p

Ur an E-bully....but I'm afraid I am one myself.....meh...I was hoping for some thick replies.....keep it illogical k?

haha.. not usually an e-bully just one with things that annoy me.. this is one of them cuz my exbf expected me to meet him when HE had time n take care of him n crap.. i was like wtf shit no!

not saying i wouldnt want to take care of my hubby but like not like a dormat. i gotta have my own stuff goin on too

i like to argue when im annoyed. waiting for another issue........

[nmguy20]

and u can have beans on toasts.
You wouldn't do that to me.

[Clueless_uk]

haha.. not usually an e-bully just one with things that annoy me.. this is one of them cuz my exbf expected me to meet him when HE had time n take care of him n crap.. i was like wtf shit no!

not saying i wouldnt want to take care of my hubby but like not like a dormat. i gotta have my own stuff goin on too

i like to argue when im annoyed. waiting for another issue........

hey dudette...I know what u mean...I have met gay bastards like that...this thread was aimed to find such fucktards and shit on them.

Them kind of men always go back home to marry a lil 16 yr old that they can train up...THAT is what annoys me

[Clueless_uk]

You wouldn't do that to me.

just did sunshine

[nmguy20]

just did sunshine
:rolleyes: If you say so.

[Clueless_uk]

:rolleyes: If you say so.


And if you need anything...absolutely anything...then dnt ask me...just help yourself in the kitchen

Cheers specsy.

[WonkaBear]

Yes... clueless... ur wifey material... lets elope :p

[Clueless_uk]

Yes... clueless... ur wifey material... lets elope :p

Shaadi kiya to darna kya?

[WonkaBear]

Shaadi kiya to darna kya?

Tere pas danda hain to bahut darna...
:p

[nmguy20]

And if you need anything...absolutely anything...then dnt ask me...just help yourself in the kitchen

Cheers specsy.
Good luck in finding a husband who'd take that shit from you. :salut: Maybe you should go to India and get married. The guys there are used to being controlled by their wives. He'd be a perfect slave husband and will do whatever you tell him.

[Clueless_uk]

Tere pas danda hain to bahut darna...
:p

:rofl:

u know u lub it....I am buy one and get one free ;)

[Clueless_uk]

Good luck in finding a husband who'd take that shit from you. :salut: Maybe you should go to India and get married. The guys there are used to being controlled by their wives. He'd be a perfect slave husband and will do whatever you tell him.

:lol:

sheesh...som1's moody....take a joke dude

To be honest...I couldnt handle a man in a skirt...I'm just not that open minded.

[WonkaBear]

:rofl:

u know u lub it....I am buy one and get one free ;)

Mmmm...

In that case buy a dozen. I likes it when u break the danda on me bum.
:p

but the beatin only starts after shaadi. I dont believe in pre-marital spousal abuse...

[nmguy20]

:lol:

sheesh...som1's moody....take a joke dude

To be honest...I couldnt handle a man in a skirt...I'm just not that open minded.
I'm moody? No I just feel like being mean to people today.

[Clueless_uk]

Mmmm...

In that case buy a dozen. I likes it when u break the danda on me bum.
:p

but the beatin only starts after shaadi. I dont believe in pre-marital spousal abuse...

:lol:

I will only use an axe :eyebrow:

anyway...behave! It's ramadan...time to train up

[Clueless_uk]

I'm moody? No I just feel like being mean to people today.

y do I keep bumping into the bitches today?

dnt worry...u shud be feeling all calm and relaxed in the next min or so

*takes the voodoo doll out*

[nmguy20]

y do I keep bumping into the bitches today?

dnt worry...u shud be feeling all calm and relaxed in the next min or so

*takes the voodoo doll out*

:joy: Can't wait.

[mr ajnabi]

I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion

I thought I should add...

I will always have his dinner ready for him when he comes back from work..

I will wear nice sarees for him

I will say nice things to him when required and shut up when appropriate

And I will keep the house neat and tidy.

I will be try and be nice to his mother.

And I don't want to discuss the bedroom...that is a private matter.




and be nice.

Thanks.

Yeh bless if u stick to that list ' youll keep the man well happy.

But hope u find the right husband. :)

[Adnan786]

:hand: Men cant give women what they want.


And that is because women dont know themselves what they want. Every womens dream is to find the perfect man and then to change him.

[desi_uk]

And that is because women dont know themselves what they want. Every womens dream is to find the perfect man and then to change him.
if hes perfect why would they feel the need to change him?

nothings perfect let alone us lol

[Mash007]

I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion

I thought I should add...

I will always have his dinner ready for him when he comes back from work..

I will wear nice sarees for him

I will say nice things to him when required and shut up when appropriate

And I will keep the house neat and tidy.

I will be try and be nice to his mother.

And I don't want to discuss the bedroom...that is a private matter.

and be nice.

Thanks.u got me with that.

my answer is yes.

now PM me your msn so we can 'get to know each other'.

[Adnan786]

if hes perfect why would they feel the need to change him?

nothings perfect let alone us lol


If you really need to ask that question then you havnt understood the concept behind what ive said.

[desi_uk]

If you really need to ask that question then you havnt understood the concept behind what ive said.
i get what youre saying some women want to mould men the way they want

[dopekhor]

eh no...my internet connection went down...I hate wireless.
ooo..

virgin wireless i presume? :lol:

[dopekhor]

so did the house of rd pass a draft resolution, to make clueless an official wifey?

[subaru]

I do werd threads....just for a laugh...those who dnt laugh...take me seriously...like the gal a couple of posts above for instance...she doesnt have a clue.

I plan to adopt...making love is a laborious and unheigenic (cant spell it), tiresome, and painful activity...so I hear.

Are u game?


i'm game if the options are open. u know :p

its only laborious and tiresome if ur unexperienced...unhygeniec - man u prob met some weird guys hah...

[Clueless_uk]

And that is because women dont know themselves what they want. Every womens dream is to find the perfect man and then to change him.

Actually most women look for the wrong men and try to change them...I blame their motherly nature.

And, I unlike most of the idiotic women know exactly what I want in a man...the only problem is....it's quite impossible for such a man to exist.

[Clueless_uk]

:joy: Can't wait.

Do you feel closer to God now?

[BrownWallStreet8]

Actually most women look for the wrong men and try to change them...I blame their motherly nature.

And, I unlike most of the idiotic women know exactly what I want in a man...the only problem is....it's quite impossible for such a man to exist.

he does exist....

[Clueless_uk]

Yeh bless if u stick to that list ' youll keep the man well happy.

But hope u find the right husband. :)

Indeed...I'm not going to go through the complications of wearing a saree for just anybody you know. Plus, he must be worth all the other effort.

[Clueless_uk]

u got me with that.

my answer is yes.

now PM me your msn so we can 'get to know each other'.

ummm....


















I'll have to think about that one.

[Clueless_uk]

yes.

Thank u....I dil u too.

[Clueless_uk]

i get what youre saying some women want to mould men the way they want

If only men were like plastersene (dnt know how to spell that word) we wud make em almost perfect.

[Clueless_uk]

ooo..

virgin wireless i presume? :lol:

Not anymore....ssshhhhhhh

[Clueless_uk]

so did the house of rd pass a draft resolution, to make clueless an official wifey?

They think I am not Clueless enough to be a wife.

[Clueless_uk]

i'm game if the options are open. u know :p

its only laborious and tiresome if ur unexperienced...unhygeniec - man u prob met some weird guys hah...

Dude...did you just say I met weird "guys"?

I may be clueless...but I aint no slut :hand:

[Clueless_uk]

he does exist....

Yes....in heaven he does.

[Clueless_uk]

no, cuz you're clueless

Most desi men always go back home to marry a lil clueless 14 year old so they can mould into their slave.

[BrownWallStreet8]

Yes....in heaven he does.

nah there is.....i can guarantee it

[Clueless_uk]

nah there is.....i can guarantee it

Can I get a refund if you are wrong? Or an exchange?

[BrownWallStreet8]

Can I get a refund if you are wrong? Or an exchange?

i guarantee it...ill find u one....

[Clueless_uk]

14? that's too old :hand:

Oh sorry...I didnt realise the standards have risen. 5?

[Clueless_uk]

i guarantee it...ill find u one....

Oh bless....but I have come to the conclusion that I am better of alone.

[BrownWallStreet8]

Oh bless....but I have come to the conclusion that I am better of alone.

i wanna change that....

[Clueless_uk]

:no:

desi chicks... :no:

Desi dudes... just can't handle a women of their age.

[Clueless_uk]

i wanna change that....

Me, myself and I....are very happy :grouphug: <--- see?

[BrownWallStreet8]

Me, myself and I....are very happy :grouphug: <--- see?be strong....slowly but surely ill find the happiness for u....
:wavey:

[Trinidad]

sounds like your trying too hard to be traditional.

[Clueless_uk]

be strong....slowly but surely ill find the happiness for u....
:wavey:

U A GENIE?

[Clueless_uk]

sounds like your trying too hard to be traditional.

What u on abt?

I am traditional.

[boredatwork]

Desi dudes... just can't handle a women of their age.


no offense but you dont know the first thing about desi men.

[Clueless_uk]

no offense but you dont know the first thing about desi men.

Dude...I have a dad....and 4 younger bros. My dad is ok..but bros have gone over the line.......Plus most desi dudes I have come accross tend to be really shrewed and confused about their identity and sexuality.

[BrownWallStreet8]

U A GENIE?

no...being human is enuf

[boredatwork]

Dude...I have a dad....and 4 younger bros. My dad is ok..but bros have gone over the line.......Plus most desi dudes I have come accross tend to be really shrewed and confused about their identity and sexuality.

:sarb: what you mean they are gay?

[dopekhor]

They think I am not Clueless enough to be a wife.
you going back to the mother land to get a hubby?

[Clueless_uk]

no...being human is enuf

I vant a Genie in a bottle

[Clueless_uk]

:sarb: what you mean they are gay?

No they just like to wear foundation and comb their hair every 2 mins

[versatil]

wait. you have to share bedroom with the hubby? :|

14? that's too old :hand:

i concur.

[Clueless_uk]

you going back to the mother land to get a hubby?

Never.

[dopekhor]

Never.
u sure? :lol:

what if your parents save it as a last option?

[cunninglinguist]

I know, many of you don't know me....but still...I will try to appreciate ur opinion

I thought I should add...

I will always have his dinner ready for him when he comes back from work..

I will wear nice sarees for him

I will say nice things to him when required and shut up when appropriate

And I will keep the house neat and tidy.

I will be try and be nice to his mother.

And I don't want to discuss the bedroom...that is a private matter.




and be nice.

Thanks.
i think after filing for divorce you will make a grrreat whore :thumleft:

[Clueless_uk]

u sure? :lol:

what if your parents save it as a last option?

I have asked for another 2 years. And even then..I have a back up plan to fall on....tho I prefer not to.

[Clueless_uk]

i think after filing for divorce you will make a grrreat whore :thumleft:

:(

why wud anyone want to divorce me....I am wonderful

[dopekhor]

I have asked for another 2 years. And even then..I have a back up plan to fall on....tho I prefer not to.
whats the back up plan?