This is what i wanna do to YOU!!!

[surface2air]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b227/bosco40986/thbi287283.gif

yes i is bored.

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[PakiRican]

who will actually let you

[surface2air]

followed by

Alligator Fuckhouse:

The state of having completed the following tasks successfully:
1) For your birthday, you demand of your girlfriend that she make for you all the foods that she hates, but you love, and she complies.
2) You bring overself to climax in front of her, and thus ejaculate on all the food.
3) You demand that she consumes all the food.
3a) If she is unable to eat all of the food in one sitting, she must save it in Tupperware(tm) and it eat it later.

Note: if your girlfriend consumes the entire meal, you are required by law to ask her to marry you.

:rofl:

[rx300]

I Lol'd

[surface2air]

Cincinnati Bowtie:

When you reverse titty-fuck a girl, so your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "Cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.

In popular usage: "My bitch was complaining all night because I kept ramming my anus into her nose, but dang, I was really in the mood for a cinicinnati bowtie."

[surface2air]

hot lunch (somewhat similar to hot carl)- the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk

"got any food wrap dear ?i fancy giving a hot lunch"

it really is totally gross....but i cant stop laughing

[surface2air]

anyone else got any humourous sexual positions to share ???

the "rusty trombone". I'll let urban dictionary provide the definitions:

1) To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

2) The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

[cute_hunny]

:rolleyes:

[BaByGirL24]

:roflbow:

[suhailio]

So you have a stick penis?

[BrownWallStreet8]

been there done that...i no i dont got a stick penis...i can prove it :dance3:

[americanmohit]

lmaoooooo

[surface2air]

Seriously, where do people come up with this kind of stuff ?

Doggy Toboggan:

You have sex at the top of a staircase doggy style. When you finish, punch her in the back of the head, pull her arms back, and ride her down the stairs like a toboggan.

[surface2air]

Alligator Death Roll:

When you are engaging in anal sex and she clenches really hard and rolls sideways, crushing your skull on the ground resulting in death.

[Chronos]

been there done that...i no i dont got a stick penis...i can prove it :dance3:

uhh... ratemymanhood.com is thataway. :arrow:

[PeachesAndCream*]

Eww.. no thnx!

[human-nature]

You want to Draw Me

[Diamond_babe]

He cum'ed real quick.

Easily please. :no:

[surface2air]

He cum'ed real quick.

Easily please. :no:
sorry but how's your head feeling :p

[surface2air]

anyone else got any humorous sexual positions ???

[21cent]

anyone else got any humorous sexual positions ???


ever given a dirty sanchez?

[intriguingchica!]

to who?

[aachoudhry]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b227/bosco40986/thbi287283.gif

anal sex is disgusting
but not doggy style

[surface2air]

to who?
you are not suppose to ask that question dummy..

[surface2air]

Resurrected!

The Lime Flavored Tostitos
Have your girl sit on a table next to a bowl of potato chips, ignore her until the chips are gone or you are really, really drunk.
http://www.thephatphree.com/_photos/50sex/sex0019.jpg

word!

[surface2air]

I know I need some heavy Dr. Phil therapy.

[gujulicious]

lol. loser

[surface2air]

lol. losera smart, sexy loser ? yes I think so.

how you been? is this the right thread to have a decent conversation?

[illin]

your all a bunch of schnoodlers

[surface2air]

wtf is a 'schnoodler' ?

a cross between a school and noodle ?

[illin]

wtf is a 'schnoodler' ?

a cross between a school and noodle ?

lol
you dont wana know trust me

[gujulicious]

a smart, sexy loser ? yes I think so.

how you been? is this the right thread to have a decent conversation?
can you even carry on a decent conversation, mister?

[surface2air]

can you even carry on a decent conversation, mister?
:hand: only with people ilike.

so with you? nope!

[surface2air]

haha, this thread deserves to be in Useless junk...

[Remember]

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Nice.