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What the signs are like in BED!



AQUARIUS

Jan 21 - Feb 19
Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns

Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian
gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional
one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind
and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in
bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation
is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets
them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying.
They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around
holds little interest for them.

FAVE POSITION
Mutual masturbation.

BEST SEX TOY
A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun
with this.

AQUARIUS MALE IN BED
He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control
himself for as long as it takes for YOU to finish! He's up for anything too.
Role playing, S&M, posing nude in the backyard at 5am... he's just not into
3somes, swinging or open relationships if YOU are involved. He'll do that
for fun, but not with the love of his life.

AQUARIUS FEMALE IN BED
She's looking for a lover who will be upfront with her, but until she finds
him, she will make do with whoever is available. LOVE freaks her out. She
likes keeping her emotions under tight control and may come
across as cold, but she's just protecting herself.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON AQUARIUS
Lie down as if you are top and tailing and gently tickle and stroke the
ankles and the calves. Don't tickle for
giggles, but tease. After awhile, do the same with your tongue. Lick up,
down and all around. Anywhere above
the foot and below the knee is fair game. Lightly nip the ankle of your
Aquarian, they may laugh, but it's not
laughter from tickles, it's a release of tension that will most definitely
lead to some action!


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PISCES

Feb 20 - March 20
Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE
The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual
fantasies

Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want,
anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who will go
the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then Pisces is for
you!
When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than pure
pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic and want
satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also gets them in
the mood.
One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very, very
jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale romance that
they ruin the happy ending themselves.

FAVE POSITION
Pisces is all about Oral affections!

BEST SEX TOY
A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything

PISCES MALE IN BED
He is romantic and has the reputation of being a womanizer. The girlfriend
of a Piscean man should keep her eye on the ball as he can be a bit
flighty.But he does make an excellent lover. He's from the old school that
sex should be an almost out of body experience, and if he's showering his
attentions on you, you're in for a hell of a good ride!

PISCES FEMALE IN BED
She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be held
gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to between the
sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same ol' when she knows
there are more exciting options at hand.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES
The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your Love
Slave, start with a warm, scented
footbath and soak their feet for 10 minutes. Then sit in front of them,
cross-legged, and rub their feet firmly
through the water. Use kneading motions that run from their ankles to the
tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get
a scrub brush and clean their tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off and
lightly massage peppermint oil all over
their feet, paying close attention to between their toes. Pisces REALLY gets
off on this! Once oiled up, gently kiss
each toe, one by one. Then let your tongue take over and you're in baby!!!

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ARIES


March 21-April 20
Ruling Planet: MARS
The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action!

Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is often
in the chase more than the
actual conquest though and while they may appear to want to dominate, they
do not want a submissive
partner. Routine brings boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only
comfortable with the missionary position,
go for another sign, but if you like forceful personalities and enjoy
pretending you're a human Twistie,
then you've found paradise with an Aries.

FAVE POSITION
Always on top and always in charge

BEST SEX TOY
Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge!

ARIES MALE IN BED
The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump n
grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by
candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original
5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning types,
you've just found your ticket to heaven! He's not prone to cheat unless you
bore him in bed and he likes sex
fast and furious baby!

ARIES FEMALE IN BED
She views sex as more of a physical act than something from a soppy romance
novel. If you're a bored exec and want to find out what it's like to be
treated like a piece of meat, then go for a one night stand with an Aries
chick. She'll be gone before you wake up and may not remember your namethe
next time you meet. She's got a touch of KINK to her personality so don't
get freaked out when she
talks dirty or puts you over her knee for a spanking. She's all woman, but
are you man enough to handle her?

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON ARIES
If you want to seduce an Aries, running your fingers through their hair is
an awesome starting point!
And licking and nibbling around their face or neck will get them going too!
Just be careful to keep your saliva at bay. Drool is not cool!

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TAURUS

April 21 - May 21
Ruling Planet: VENUS
The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex

Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled by
VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover desires,
including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness.When a typical Taurus makes
love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the world. They believe
the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so they will happily
cook dinner, buyflowers, and light candles for someone they wanna bang. They
don't like to rush things and take everything, including sex, slowly.

FAVE POSITION
The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so
unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical
and this is the most comfortable.

BEST SEX TOY
A battery powered "erotic massager"

TAURUS MALE IN BED
The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and make
love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy, but he
LOVES making up!! (Rrrrow!) He likes to take things slow and gently and can
last for hours, always waiting for HER to finish before
rolling over to sleep.

TAURUS FEMALE IN BED
She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of
lovemaking.Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her touch is
gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood, she too can
go for hours at a time, days on end.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS
There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and their
earlobes nibbled.Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck followed by
gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with delight and a male
stand at attention within seconds.

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GEMINI

May 22 - June 21
Ruling Planet: MERCURY
The swiftest God in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of
ultr-extreme raunchy talk

Talking about sex is Gemini's favourite hobby and doing it comes a close
second.Gemini's love flirting and lap up attention from the opposite sex,
but sometimes that's all they're looking for.They need a lot of variety when
it comes to sex - dirty weekends away, a quickie in a shop doorway,
serious groping under the table at a fancy restaurant.
A lot of Gemini's are bisexual too and can often be drawn to those of the
same sex.

FAVE POSITION
As long as it's different every time, they're not fussy, but if they must
choose, it's that naughty number right after 68, since they can come up for
air if they need to.

BEST SEX TOY
Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can pick up some wild, new
ideas

GEMINI MALE IN BED
He likes to give AND receive and can be quite inventive.
He's a lights on, in front of the mirror kinda guy and if you make a few
subtle noises and talk a wee bit dirty, he'll be very happy.

GEMINI FEMALE IN BED
She is more interested in IQ than private parts. If she can't respect the
intellect, then satisfaction is not possiblefor her. She may sleep around
forever and never find her true love and she is not the most faithful of the
signs. She likes sex on the run, in an airplane toilet, in the storeroom at
work, in the backseat of a car....

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI
Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed for the
good books. They love a good
massage and their hands are so sensitive that even having their fingernails
played with sends shivers up their spine!
Kiss up and down each of your Gemini's arms, sneak in a few licks, nips and
nibbles. If you get one or two yelps,
then you know you're doing something right.then, move onto the fingers,
slowly kiss, lick, nip and nibble each fingertip, then pull out the killer
move - suck on each finger, slowly, as if it's a lollipop. I'll almost offer
a money back guarantee on this one working!

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CANCER

June 22 - July 23
Ruling Planet: THE MOON
Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this water
sign's many mood swings!

Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love before
they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty after doing
the deed because they usually associate sex with babies, especially the
women, who either get pregnant at the drop of a hat or take longer than
usual. All Cancers WANT to be parents!Cancers become sexually excited when
they feel secure. They are turned on by home cooked meals and partners who
love kids. In so many ways, Cancer is the dream partner!

FAVE POSITION
Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their back
with all their sensitive areas exposed!

BEST SEX TOY
A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab!

CANCER MALE IN BED
He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own. He
has a tenderness about him that drives women wild!If the Cancer guy decides
he's in it for the long haul, he'll do whatever it takes to keep his lover
happy in and
out of the bedroom. Oh, and he's a BREAST man!!

CANCER FEMALE IN BED
She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will win
her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so beautiful" to
get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl would work on a
Cancer woman?

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER
Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them going.Start
by kissing and brushing up against them.
Licking the Cancer female's nipple through her top will excite her, but
don't 'dive right in' coz you're likely to scare her.It's the complete
opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you get straight to the
point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll have him bouncing off
the walls in no time!

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LEO

July 24 - August 23
Ruling Planet: THE SUN
Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of
themselves, it's the centre of our solar system!

Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they don't
make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget about
them as they secretlyhigh-five themselves for scoring again! Leo does
actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants love and
friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get into bed, it's
not an experience they're about to have, it's a show! They like to
perform... and they take requests!
"Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty damn
good at it, but they need constant praise
for their outstanding performance.

FAVE POSITION
Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!

BEST SEX TOY
A camera, or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring... or perhaps
you can use them both together!

LEO MALE IN BED
You are the King of the Jungle and expect to be treated that way! You are a
good lover because you don't like to fail at anything. You are sexy and have
an aura of sexiness
that is difficult to deny. But, you will let anyone adore you, so your
partner has to make the effort or you will pad
off to your next Lioness!!

LEO FEMALE IN BED
You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women want to
be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command respect. In bed,
you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most men. You adore raw
sex, so your partner should go with you and enjoy it. You're a once in a
lifetime experience!

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO
A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to roll
onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the top of
the ass to the base of the skull.
I'm not talking about tender tickles or a tantalizing tease - I mean a REAL
back scratch, coz if there's one thing cats love, it's a scratch! After a
minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it into a snakey pattern on
Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing this until you know Leo is ready
to roll over. If they start falling asleep, give them a gentle prod in a
delicate place! Once Leo is ready to roll over, don't let them! Leo will be
excited by your control. YOU decide when it's time to 'flip your feline'
over and get into the good stuff!

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VIRGO

August 24 - September 23
Ruling Planet: Mercury
The God in charge of intellect and speed... but don't worry because Virgo
likes to take their time in the sack!!

Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen. They
may want you to THINK they are all sweet and virginal, but they are
definitely NOT!However, Virgos are looking for a long term partner, not a
one night stand or an affair! They tend to seduce with finesse, charm and
sublety so you may not even realize you're being lured by a Virgo!! Once
Virgo has been in a relationship for awhile, they get engrossed in housework
and things like that, which
can cause a serious dip in libido. Do NOT let this happen! They are
definitely more of a "can we cuddle instead"
sign that a 'let's get it on!' one when committed.

FAVE POSITION
Almost anything, as long as it involves eye contact!

BEST SEX TOY
It's more of a game. Write down five wild sex acts and put them in a bowl.
Get Virgo to pick one out at random, and then do what you're told!! Virgo
LOVES spontaneous sexuality!

VIRGO MALE IN BED
You can be quite boring at times because you have set views on how a woman
should be. You don't mean to criticize or offend, but your perfectionist
ways may drive your lover loopy! You DO have some kinky ideas though, but it
is difficult to get to the bottom of your passion! You are a creature of
habit, so if your lover can get u into the habit of sleeping with her, who
knows what might happen?

VIRGO FEMALE IN BED
You are hardworking and careful about your appearance, but you really do
fantasize about getting down and dirty! You are a secret romantic and crave
the perfect lover. Since the perfect lover doesn't exist, you'll take what
you can get!
You are quite insecure and need a partner who will adore you. You have
strong passion beneath that practical exterior and are just waiting for
someone to unearth it!

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON VIRGO
Virgo's have a VERY sexually sensitive tummy!! If you wanna make them putty
in your hands, stroke, lick and kiss their stomach!! The area from the
bellybutton DOWN! Once you have them squirming, you can have anything you
want!! Just remember to keep one hand on their tummy at all times!!

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LIBRA

September 24 - October 23
Ruling Planet: Venus - The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and
stirring sensuality

Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get what
they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are notorious for
having double standards in that situation too. They'll look you in the eye
and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you", even when
they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else!
Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big heart
and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac.
Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies.
They'd rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass you.
In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell you
exactly what they want.

FAVE POSITION
As long as they are lying down, they're happy!

BEST SEX TOY
K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!

LIBRA MALE IN BED
The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen to do
it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad boy if
there's a chance he might
get caught. He'll try out any fantasy you have, but whether or not you can
keep a tight hold on his heart remains to be seen. However, he can be a bit
of a pushover, and is perfect husband material, and he'd prefer his lover to
take the lead. He is romantic and considerate but may suffer from Premature
Ejaculation!

LIBRA FEMALE IN BED
The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between their
legs!Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs her
individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting, and bad
breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to 2nd
base.Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your Libra
girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not 'faking it'.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA
Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and pat
your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing, reach
under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back, starting in
the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take your time
and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of the
term 'Rimming'???Does it surprise you that a high percentage of Libras are
gay?

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SCORPIO

October 24 - November 22
Ruling Planet: PLUTO, The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings.
Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any
relationship.

Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another
hottie across the room.But they can be relied on to always be there for you
if you need them.
You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because to
them, Knowledge is power
and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any emotion
they are feeling.Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get them
excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out.

FAVE POSITION:
Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass.

BEST SEX TOY:
Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys

SCORPIO MALE IN BED
His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky enough
to be with a Scorpio boy,you will always be satisfied!! There's a rumour
that the Scorpio man is the most skilled in bed. It's as true as a black man
has a giant wang!!! Most are pretty good!! The only thing you don't wanna do
is piss him off. Every little thing u do that he doesn't like, he will file
away in his little mental rolodex.
Piss him off one too many times, and he will wreak his revenge!!!

SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED
She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a wildly
passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom.Just don't piss her off
either, coz she can morevengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has no problem
causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard to get, because
she will get u back, and it's a game
of one-upmanship you will never win.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO
Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan zone
is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind) is just as
easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will get them ready
and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the magic words for
today are RUB, RUB, RUB.

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SAGITTARIUS

November 23 - December 22
Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between the
sheets.

Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and
may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary of is
that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they tell you
because they are kings at 'talking it up'.Sagos probably make better friends
than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter with them,be prepared
to do stuff you've NEVER done before!Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous
and most have probably been caught doing it somewhere public.
When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the
commitment is returned.

FAVE POSITION:
They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.

BEST SEX TOY:
Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll be
surprised at what happens next!

SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED
Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks.
It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him. Think
"Austin Powers" baby, yeah!
He is a wee bit selfish though, so be prepared for an "all about me"
attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it,
and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere else.He
will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be absolute trash
in bed!

SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she shaves
her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the strangest
things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no problems cheating
if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her open-minded
sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the mistake of
hiding yours from her.
She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical
since she can be very untrustworthy herself.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS
Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on
massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be afraid
to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell you!
The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a public
place!

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CAPRICORN

December 23 - January 20
Ruling Planet: SATURN - The God who oversees time, discipline and
dedication, which means Capricorn can go the distance - with major staying
power - in bed and beyond!!

Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard to
tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of cash, you
can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the goat is turned on
by money.
Like I said before, Capricorn has great sexual stamina and the ability to go
all night if they want to!

FAVE POSITION:
Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind.

BEST SEX TOY:
An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will loosen up the randy
goat.

CAPRICORN MALE IN BED
Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect acrobatics in
the sack. Sex with him could possibly be as boring as watching paint dry and
he tends to be a little bit selfish in that area too.BUT you can definitely
count on him to be faithful if he has committed to you.

CAPRICORN FEMALE IN BED
She is strong and confident and likes to run the show! She's a tough nut to
crack but once inside her shell, she's as sweet as caramel. Her fave
position may be missionary, but she seeks excitement in new locations, so
experiment with
different venues to keep it interesting.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CAPRICORN
Capricorns are the most anal signs of the zodiac, so buttering them up will
take a bit of effort. Believe it
or not, their erotic area is the knees! Lightly stroke their legs, paying
close attention to the knee region.
Licking, kissing, and nibbling the area will get them squirming

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right all done! Comment away........... ;-)

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mayb u should just post the link :smile:


It came in an email....... but thanks for the suggestion!

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What a fucking effeminate prick.

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:no: i got emailed this ages ago and then again a few days ago :|

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SAGITTARIUS

November 23 - December 22
Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between the
sheets.

Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and
may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary of is
that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they tell you
because they are kings at 'talking it up'.Sagos probably make better friends
than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter with them,be prepared
to do stuff you've NEVER done before!Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous
and most have probably been caught doing it somewhere public.
When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the
commitment is returned.

FAVE POSITION:
They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.

BEST SEX TOY:
Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll be
surprised at what happens next!

SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED
Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks.
It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him. Think
"Austin Powers" baby, yeah!
He is a wee bit selfish though, so be prepared for an "all about me"
attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it,
and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere else.He
will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be absolute trash
in bed!

SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she shaves
her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the strangest
things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no problems cheating
if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her open-minded
sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the mistake of
hiding yours from her.
She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical
since she can be very untrustworthy herself.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS
Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on
massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be afraid
to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell you!
The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a public
place!
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What a fucking effeminate prick.


:rofl: Imbecile :rofl:

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

:no: i got emailed this ages ago and then again a few days ago :|


never mind bro.......... At least other who aint seen it can get a laff and then u can compare notes ;-)
hehe

[s11nyk]

you could have just asked a real Scorpio......instead of all that.

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

you could have just asked a real Scorpio......instead of all that.

Hahahaha

so is it true then?!?!? Whats they say about scorpios?!?!?

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

CANCER

June 22 - July 23
Ruling Planet: THE MOON
Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this water
sign's many mood swings!

Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love before
they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty after doing
the deed because they usually associate sex with babies, especially the
women, who either get pregnant at the drop of a hat or take longer than
usual. All Cancers WANT to be parents!Cancers become sexually excited when
they feel secure. They are turned on by home cooked meals and partners who
love kids. In so many ways, Cancer is the dream partner!

FAVE POSITION
Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their back
with all their sensitive areas exposed!

BEST SEX TOY
A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab!

CANCER MALE IN BED
He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own. He
has a tenderness about him that drives women wild!If the Cancer guy decides
he's in it for the long haul, he'll do whatever it takes to keep his lover
happy in and
out of the bedroom. Oh, and he's a BREAST man!!

CANCER FEMALE IN BED
She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will win
her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so beautiful" to
get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl would work on a
Cancer woman?

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER
Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them going.Start
by kissing and brushing up against them.
Licking the Cancer female's nipple through her top will excite her, but
don't 'dive right in' coz you're likely to scare her.It's the complete
opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you get straight to the
point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll have him bouncing off
the walls in no time!

sooooooooooo not true!!!!!!!!
underlined parts true :wink:

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

:rofl: Imbecile :rofl:

Fuck off you ugly bastard, and if you cant do that, then atleast remove your retarded face from this site.

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

sooooooooooo not true!!!!!!!!
underlined parts true :wink:


hahahahaha Thats doesnt leave much now does it! ;-)

why dont u give us a true profile of a cancerian then! ;-)

[jus_me]

why are all your threads sex related?

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

Fuck off you ugly bastard, and if you cant do that, then atleast remove your retarded face from this site.



:rofl: hahahaha Immaturity is a disease I guess they couldnt cure u of....... hahahaha never mind betta, U'll get better one day! :rofl:

[killuminati87]

leo > all :hand:

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

hahahahaha Thats doesnt leave much now does it! ;-)

why dont u give us a true profile of a cancerian then! ;-)
no, i meant the bold part wasnt true...the rest was accurate i spose.

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

why are all your threads sex related?


Hahaha I dont know, do u have an explantion or diagnosis maybe?! hehehe

[killuminati87]

why are all your threads sex related?
he has alot of sex to share? :dunno:

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

no, i meant the bold part wasnt true...the rest was accurate i spose.


Oh sorry bout that .......... hehehehe my bad........... thats not too bad then!


CANCER MALE IN BED
He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own. He
has a tenderness about him that drives women wild!If the Cancer guy decides
he's in it for the long haul, he'll do whatever it takes to keep his lover
happy in and
out of the bedroom. Oh, and he's a BREAST man!! True or not?!?!?

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

he has alot of sex to share? :dunno:


hehehehe I dunno if I got a lot of sex to share, but hell the world is full of too much war, so I dont mind spreading the lurvvvvve! ;-) hehehe

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

Oh sorry bout that .......... hehehehe my bad........... thats not too bad then!


CANCER MALE IN BED
He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own. He
has a tenderness about him that drives women wild!If the Cancer guy decides
he's in it for the long haul, he'll do whatever it takes to keep his lover
happy in and
out of the bedroom. Oh, and he's a BREAST man!! True or not?!?!?
how would i know? im a girl :neutral:

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

:rofl: hahahaha Immaturity is a disease I guess they couldnt cure u of....... hahahaha never mind betta, U'll get better one day! :rofl:

hahahaha Downs Syndrome is a disease I guess they couldnt cure u of...... hahahaha never mind, better luck in your next life.

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

how would i know? im a girl :neutral:



oooops my bad again!

damn I really shud do more homework hehehe

[_A-s-H-i_]

yaya

[mamamia!]

raaaaaawr.


:dance:


but my special spot is my bellybutton :ashamed:

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

hahahaha Downs Syndrome is a disease I guess they couldnt cure u of...... hahahaha never mind, better luck in your next life.


Hahaha U can continue dude........... I dont mind if it makes u feel like u have a bigger penis, and make us for ur inadequecies!.......... its all good! continue betta ja....... continue............. hahaha :rofl: I cant help but just laff at u!

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

how would i know? im a girl :neutral:


CANCER FEMALE IN BED
She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will win
her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so beautiful" to
get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl would work on a
Cancer woman?



Compliments and kissing will win
her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so beautiful" to
get her quivering. Does it work?!?!?!? :p

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

CANCER FEMALE IN BED
She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will win
her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so beautiful" to
get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl would work on a
Cancer woman?



Compliments and kissing will win
her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so beautiful" to
get her quivering. Does it work?!?!?!? :p
it would indeed. cept excessive complimenting gets weird. but 'youre beautiful' is a winner.

[americanmohit]

LIBRA

September 24 - October 23
Ruling Planet: Venus - The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and
stirring sensuality

Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get what
they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are notorious for
having double standards in that situation too. They'll look you in the eye
and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you", even when
they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else!
Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big heart
and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac.
Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies.
They'd rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass you.
In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell you
exactly what they want.

FAVE POSITION
As long as they are lying down, they're happy!

BEST SEX TOY
K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!

LIBRA MALE IN BED
The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen to do
it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad boy if
there's a chance he might
get caught. He'll try out any fantasy you have, but whether or not you can
keep a tight hold on his heart remains to be seen. However, he can be a bit
of a pushover, and is perfect husband material, and he'd prefer his lover to
take the lead. He is romantic and considerate but may suffer from Premature
Ejaculation!

LIBRA FEMALE IN BED
The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between their
legs!Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs her
individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting, and bad
breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to 2nd
base.Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your Libra
girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not 'faking it'.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA
Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and pat
your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing, reach
under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back, starting in
the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take your time
and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of the
term 'Rimming'???Does it surprise you that a high percentage of Libras are
gay?

i am libra :cool:

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

it would indeed. cept excessive complimenting gets weird. but 'youre beautiful' is a winner.
hehehe

Sinple but effective eh! Who said flattery gets u no where!? Obviously they were lieing hehehehe :p

[Diamond_babe]

A load of bull. :neutral:

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

A load of bull. :neutral:


Really! :neutral: What star sign are u? And whys it bull?!?!?! Whats so wrong?

[Monaa]

SAGITTARIUS

November 23 - December 22
Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between the
sheets.

Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and
may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary of is
that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they tell you
because they are kings at 'talking it up'.Sagos probably make better friends
than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter with them,be prepared
to do stuff you've NEVER done before!Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous
and most have probably been caught doing it somewhere public.
When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the
commitment is returned.

FAVE POSITION:
They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.

BEST SEX TOY:
Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll be
surprised at what happens next!

SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED
Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks.
It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him. Think
"Austin Powers" baby, yeah!
He is a wee bit selfish though, so be prepared for an "all about me"
attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it,
and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere else.He
will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be absolute trash
in bed!

SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she shaves
her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the strangest
things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no problems cheating
if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her open-minded
sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the mistake of
hiding yours from her.
She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical
since she can be very untrustworthy herself.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS
Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on
massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be afraid
to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell you!
The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a public
place!


I am embarrased to be a saggi now...:no:

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

raaaaaawr.


:dance:


but my special spot is my bellybutton :ashamed:


bellybutton eh?!?! hehehehe

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

I am embarrased to be a saggi now...:no:


SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she shaves
her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the strangest
things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no problems cheating
if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her open-minded
sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the mistake of
hiding yours from her.
She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical
since she can be very untrustworthy herself

:rofl::rofl:

[s11nyk]

Hahahaha

so is it true then?!?!? Whats they say about scorpios?!?!?


once you stung...you just keep on coming back for more.

[killuminati87]

I am embarrased to be a saggi now...:no:

saggo eh? :naughty: :p

[Monaa]

SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she shaves
her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the strangest
things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no problems cheating
if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her open-minded
sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the mistake of
hiding yours from her.
She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical
since she can be very untrustworthy herself

:rofl::rofl:

Shut up..:rofl: bloody thing is not true.. n makes us gurls feel like sluts...:roflbow:

[killuminati87]

Shut up..:rofl: bloody thing is not true.. n makes us gurls feel like sluts...:roflbow:


too easy :no: no comment :|

[Monaa]

too easy :no: no comment :|

I didnt ask u Weedy darling. :hand:

[killuminati87]

I didnt ask u Weedy darling. :hand:

I didn't even say anything bad yet :squint:

[suhailio]

PISCES

Feb 20 - March 20
Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE
The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual
fantasies

Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want,
anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who will go
the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then Pisces is for
you!
When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than pure
pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic and want
satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also gets them in
the mood.
One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very, very
jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale romance that
they ruin the happy ending themselves.

FAVE POSITION
Pisces is all about Oral affections!

BEST SEX TOY
A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything

PISCES MALE IN BED
He is romantic and has the reputation of being a womanizer. The girlfriend
of a Piscean man should keep her eye on the ball as he can be a bit
flighty.But he does make an excellent lover. He's from the old school that
sex should be an almost out of body experience, and if he's showering his
attentions on you, you're in for a hell of a good ride!

PISCES FEMALE IN BED
She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be held
gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to between the
sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same ol' when she knows
there are more exciting options at hand.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES
The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your Love
Slave, start with a warm, scented
footbath and soak their feet for 10 minutes. Then sit in front of them,
cross-legged, and rub their feet firmly
through the water. Use kneading motions that run from their ankles to the
tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get
a scrub brush and clean their tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off and
lightly massage peppermint oil all over
their feet, paying close attention to between their toes. Pisces REALLY gets
off on this! Once oiled up, gently kiss
each toe, one by one. Then let your tongue take over and you're in baby!!!

Who made up all this crap?, i want to punch their fucking teeth in................................................ ..that isn't my best position! :rant:

[Monaa]

I didn't even say anything bad yet :squint:

U were abt to.. i cld sense it...:squint:

[s11nyk]

:rofl:

your a cocksucker Suhail...it's official...cos Mystic Meg say's so.

[killuminati87]

U were abt to.. i cld sense it...:squint:

I wasn't :( i'm a good boy!

[Monaa]

I wasn't :( i'm a good boy!

Good boy.. my toe!! ur like teh baddest. :D

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

:rofl: Hahahaha :rofl: This is cracking me up........ Mona mona mona........ Hahahahaha my we are touchy! ;-)

[killuminati87]

Good boy.. my toe!! ur like teh baddest. :D

what have i ever done thats bad.. apart from the weed :|
your the bad one! don't get me started on the whole list you told me in pms :p

[Monaa]

:rofl: Hahahaha :rofl: This is cracking me up........ Mona mona mona........ Hahahahaha my we are touchy! ;-)

:ashamed:

[Monaa]

what have i ever done thats bad.. apart from the weed :|
your the bad one! don't get me started on the whole list you told me in pms :p

Oh gawd no no.. lol... :hug:

[killuminati87]

Oh gawd no no.. lol... :hug:

hehe i win :D :hug:

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

Oh gawd no no.. lol... :hug:


hahahaha oh go on I dare u........... surely not Monaa........... she makes out shes so sweet and innocent,........... go on dish a little bit out to us! ;-) hehehehe:p

[Monaa]

hehe i win :D :hug:

Ye ye... :D

[Monaa]

hahahaha oh go on I dare u........... surely not Monaa........... she makes out shes so sweet and innocent,........... go on dish a little bit out to us! ;-) hehehehe:p

If i spill it on Rd... i will be again in teh "news".. no thx fo that... :D

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

Ye ye... :D

:rofl: and just when it was getting interesting hehehe

[cutenoreen]

Woot woot go scorpios!

[Monaa]

:rofl: and just when it was getting interesting hehehe

Keep quiet... :p

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

Woot woot go scorpios!


hehehe another one with a sting in the tail! ;-)

[pachaas Paisa]

people who believe in astrology can line up right now to get a kick in the face from me.

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

Keep quiet... :p


Oh :( but i wanna hear more!

[killuminati87]

hahahaha oh go on I dare u........... surely not Monaa........... she makes out shes so sweet and innocent,........... go on dish a little bit out to us! ;-) hehehehe:p

I would do, but due to the seriousness of her crimes i can't her life may be in danger if i do :shock:


monday - just admit i'm better than you :dance3:

[cutenoreen]

hehehe another one with a sting in the tail! ;-)

I'm engaged to another scorpio. This should be fun.

[crayzee]

LIBRA

September 24 - October 23
Ruling Planet: Venus - The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and
stirring sensuality

Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get what
they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are notorious for
having double standards in that situation too. They'll look you in the eye
and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you", even when
they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else!
Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big heart
and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac.
Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies.
They'd rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass you.
In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell you
exactly what they want.

FAVE POSITION
As long as they are lying down, they're happy!

BEST SEX TOY
K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!

LIBRA MALE IN BED
The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen to do
it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad boy if
there's a chance he might
get caught. He'll try out any fantasy you have, but whether or not you can
keep a tight hold on his heart remains to be seen. However, he can be a bit
of a pushover, and is perfect husband material, and he'd prefer his lover to
take the lead. He is romantic and considerate but may suffer from Premature
Ejaculation!

LIBRA FEMALE IN BED
The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between their
legs!Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs her
individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting, and bad
breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to 2nd
base.Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your Libra
girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not 'faking it'.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA
Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and pat
your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing, reach
under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back, starting in
the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take your time
and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of the
term 'Rimming'???Does it surprise you that a high percentage of Libras are
gay?

lol.... most of its true (especially the bold bits).... premature ejaculation?! helll no, trust me... thats DEFINITELY not a problem! lmao

[s11nyk]

Woot woot go scorpios!


that's 2 of us then...:lol:

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

people who believe in astrology can line up right now to get a kick in the face from me.


hahahaha wouldnt say I believe in it, but there are elements that are fun................. On the other hand........... If it means a kick in the face?!?!............. nah mate I hate it.......... dont follow it at all! ;-) hehehe

[Monaa]

Oh :( but i wanna hear more!

Non. walls have ears...

Kill -- oh wen will be teh day i meet n kill u.

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

lol.... most of its true (especially the bold bits).... premature ejaculation?! helll no, trust me... thats DEFINITELY not a problem! lmao


if Libra can't get what
they want from one lover, they will opt for two!

hahahaha:rofl: A true Harami!

[cutenoreen]

that's 2 of us then...:lol:

:naughty: :buttsex: :3some: :boink: :sex: :69:

then apparently =P

[pachaas Paisa]

hahahaha wouldnt say I believe in it, but there are elements that are fun................. On the other hand........... If it means a kick in the face?!?!............. nah mate I hate it.......... dont follow it at all! ;-) hehehe

good.. dont.

People who read horoscopes every morning piss me off, because they base their life on that for the entire day.

[subaru]

PISCES

Feb 20 - March 20
Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE
The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual
fantasies

Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want,
anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who will go
the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then Pisces is for
you!
When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than pure
pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic and want
satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also gets them in
the mood.
One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very, very
jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale romance that
they ruin the happy ending themselves.

FAVE POSITION
Pisces is all about Oral affections!

BEST SEX TOY
A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything

PISCES MALE IN BED
He is romantic and has the reputation of being a womanizer. The girlfriend
of a Piscean man should keep her eye on the ball as he can be a bit
flighty.But he does make an excellent lover. He's from the old school that
sex should be an almost out of body experience, and if he's showering his
attentions on you, you're in for a hell of a good ride!

PISCES FEMALE IN BED
She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be held
gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to between the
sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same ol' when she knows
there are more exciting options at hand.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES
The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your Love
Slave, start with a warm, scented
footbath and soak their feet for 10 minutes. Then sit in front of them,
cross-legged, and rub their feet firmly
through the water. Use kneading motions that run from their ankles to the
tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get
a scrub brush and clean their tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off and
lightly massage peppermint oil all over
their feet, paying close attention to between their toes. Pisces REALLY gets
off on this! Once oiled up, gently kiss
each toe, one by one. Then let your tongue take over and you're in baby!!!


who am i most compatible with! taurus ..scorpio...thats whats missing in this horoscope...so i wudn't have to waste time with liek pisces and capricorn and shit...


not that i believe its just fun.

[timeless_urge]

those r quite close.

[s11nyk]

:naughty: :buttsex: :3some: :boink: :sex: :69:

then apparently =P

and that's just he foreplay...lol

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

Non. walls have ears...

Kill -- oh wen will be teh day i meet n kill u.


hehehehe Sounds more like fun than a painful death! ;-) hehehehe I think we can safely say we have that planned in for Dec............. wahey! A chritmas Assisnation,............. hold on :sarb: thats me we'r on about.......... :(

Oh boy ........ I would have liked to have seen in The New year! ;-)

[~Angel Of Death~]

that's 2 of us then...:lol:
make 3 scorpios :hyper:

[cutenoreen]

and that's just he foreplay...lol

LOL oh you are fun =P

[killuminati87]

Non. walls have ears...

Kill -- oh wen will be teh day i meet n kill u.

:| jealousy :no: just beacuse my boobies > yours :hyper:

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

good.. dont.

People who read horoscopes every morning piss me off, because they base their life on that for the entire day.


Nah Im not that much of a follower.......... I like little things like this, to see if they're true........... But people like "Septic Peg" otherwise known in the UK as Mystic Meg............. nah, Waste of time! ;-)

[Monaa]

hehehehe Sounds more like fun than a painful death! ;-) hehehehe I think we can safely say we have that planned in for Dec............. wahey! A chritmas Assisnation,............. hold on :sarb: thats me we'r on about.......... :(

Oh boy ........ I would have liked to have seen in The New year! ;-)

:sarb: :sarb: sorry i am a bit blur today.

[s11nyk]

make 3 scorpios :hyper:

oh this calls for :grouphug:

[Monaa]

:| jealousy :no: just beacuse my boobies > yours :hyper:

I will chop off ur boobies.. n my boobs will rule... :cool:

[ermsomething]

TAURUS

April 21 - May 21
Ruling Planet: VENUS
The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex

Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled by
VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover desires,
including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness.When a typical Taurus makes
love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the world. They believe
the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so they will happily
cook dinner, buyflowers, and light candles for someone they wanna bang. They
don't like to rush things and take everything, including sex, slowly.

FAVE POSITION
The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so
unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical
and this is the most comfortable.

BEST SEX TOY
A battery powered "erotic massager"

TAURUS MALE IN BED
The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and make
love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy, but he
LOVES making up!! (Rrrrow!) He likes to take things slow and gently and can
last for hours, always waiting for HER to finish before
rolling over to sleep.

TAURUS FEMALE IN BED
She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of
lovemaking.Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her touch is
gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood, she too can
go for hours at a time, days on end.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS
There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and their
earlobes nibbled.Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck followed by
gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with delight and a male
stand at attention within seconds.

:lol:

[s11nyk]

LOL oh you are fun =P

thats what they say afterwards.......lol

:naughty:

[killuminati87]

:sarb: :sarb: sorry i am a bit blur today.

I think he thought you were talking to him ? i.e kill him.. planned it for dec..never mind :no:

tany do u even know my name yet ? :squint:

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

:sarb: :sarb: sorry i am a bit blur today.


Well a certain someones visiting us this Xmas arent they! ;-)

[killuminati87]

I will chop off ur boobies.. n my boobs will rule... :cool:

any excuse to get close to them :no:

[Monaa]

Well a certain someones visiting us this Xmas arent they! ;-)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. yes. :hyper: party tyme. :Pelvic2:

[Monaa]

I think he thought you were talking to him ? i.e kill him.. planned it for dec..never mind :no:

tany do u even know my name yet ? :squint:

No love.. something's awesome gonna happen in Dec.. :)

N am not Tany.

[Monaa]

any excuse to get close to them :no:

:yes: :cheers:

oops i dunno ur name.. :neutral:

[OYE_PAGAL]

LEO

July 24 - August 23
Ruling Planet: THE SUN
Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of
themselves, it's the centre of our solar system!

Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they don't
make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget about
them as they secretlyhigh-five themselves for scoring again! Leo does
actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants love and
friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get into bed, it's
not an experience they're about to have, it's a show! They like to
perform... and they take requests!
"Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty damn
good at it, but they need constant praise
for their outstanding performance.

FAVE POSITION
Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!

BEST SEX TOY
A camera, or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring... or perhaps
you can use them both together!

LEO MALE IN BED
You are the King of the Jungle and expect to be treated that way! You are a
good lover because you don't like to fail at anything. You are sexy and have
an aura of sexiness
that is difficult to deny. But, you will let anyone adore you, so your
partner has to make the effort or you will pad
off to your next Lioness!!

LEO FEMALE IN BED
You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women want to
be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command respect. In bed,
you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most men. You adore raw
sex, so your partner should go with you and enjoy it. You're a once in a
lifetime experience!

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO
A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to roll
onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the top of
the ass to the base of the skull.
I'm not talking about tender tickles or a tantalizing tease - I mean a REAL
back scratch, coz if there's one thing cats love, it's a scratch! After a
minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it into a snakey pattern on
Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing this until you know Leo is ready
to roll over. If they start falling asleep, give them a gentle prod in a
delicate place! Once Leo is ready to roll over, don't let them! Leo will be
excited by your control. YOU decide when it's time to 'flip your feline'
over and get into the good stuff!
LMAO :rofl:



























:werd:
:kekeke:

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. yes. :hyper: party tyme. :Pelvic2:


hehehehe too right party time! oh I cant wait............. I've waited like 8 months for this!.......... hehehe :naughty: :grouphug: :bhapi: :kiss: :cuddle: who knows! ;-) hehehe

hahahaha slightly amended! ;-)

[killuminati87]

No love.. something's awesome gonna happen in Dec.. :)

N am not Tany.

but i like tany.. then i coulda called you tanny the tranny :(

[s11nyk]

LMAO :rofl:

:werd:
:kekeke:



now go and make use of that camera...:eyebrow:

[Soul]

Why the hell are u posting this here? Alot of the people don't even know what sex is :no:

[killuminati87]

LMAO :rofl:



:werd:
:kekeke:


told them leos the best :cool:

[killuminati87]

:yes: :cheers:

oops i dunno ur name.. :neutral:

:squint: :slap2:

:ashamed:

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

Surely there must be more aquarians out there?!?!?

[crayzee]

if Libra can't get what
they want from one lover, they will opt for two!

hahahaha:rofl: A true Harami!

Harami's are.... well, harami's, and
Libra's are 'machines'
n if u mix em both together...?

May God help us all ;) lollllllllllllllllllll hahaha

[OYE_PAGAL]

now go and make use of that camera...:eyebrow:

You would like that eh wouldnt ya

[OYE_PAGAL]

told them leos the best :cool:

Kya kool hai hum
Kya kool hai hum

:cool2:

O snap Sunny i think i ll be singing this to u hahaha.

[s11nyk]

You would like that eh wouldnt ya



i'm a simple man with simple pleasures....so yeah.

[HeppyG]

Good thread and its quite accurate I was with an aries previously and she wass shit in bed used to lie their like a dead dogg!

Talkin dirty is always a good start!

[Monaa]

hehehehe too right party time! oh I cant wait............. I've waited like 8 months for this!.......... hehehe :sex: :boink: :naughty: :buttsex: :grouphug: :bhapi: :kiss: :cuddle: who knows! ;-) hehehe

:shock: lol wait till she sees this.

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

Harami's are.... well, harami's, and
Libra's are 'machines'
n if u mix em both together...?

May God help us all ;) lollllllllllllllllllll hahaha


:rofl: Hahahaha U crack me up! Watch out James Brown! :rofl:

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

Good thread and its quite accurate I was with an aries previously and she wass shit in bed used to lie their like a dead dogg!

Talkin dirty is always a good start!


:rofl: Hahahahaha :rofl:

[Monaa]

but i like tany.. then i coulda called you tanny the tranny :(

Okie okie. anythin to make u happy... :rolleyes:

[Monaa]

:squint: :slap2:

:ashamed:

:hand: neither do u know my other name..

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

:shock: lol wait till she sees this.


hahahaha! I hope she doesnt go too mad.......... but thats enuff said on this one!

[killuminati87]

Okie okie. anythin to make u happy... :rolleyes:
:D :kiss:

[s11nyk]

Kya kool hai hum
Kya kool hai hum

:cool2:

O snap Sunny i think i ll be singing this to u hahaha.



you do that....

[killuminati87]

:hand: neither do u know my other name..

but.. you never told me it.. mine is evident on msn and what i'm called upon here by :squint:

[CaramelPrincess]

SAGITTARIUS

November 23 - December 22
Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between the
sheets.

Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and
may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary of is
that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they tell you
because they are kings at 'talking it up'.Sagos probably make better friends
than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter with them,be prepared
to do stuff you've NEVER done before!Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous
and most have probably been caught doing it somewhere public.
When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the
commitment is returned.

FAVE POSITION:
They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.

BEST SEX TOY:
Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll be
surprised at what happens next!

SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED
Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks.
It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him. Think
"Austin Powers" baby, yeah!
He is a wee bit selfish though, so be prepared for an "all about me"
attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it,
and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere else.He
will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be absolute trash
in bed!

SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she shaves
her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the strangest
things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no problems cheating
if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her open-minded
sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the mistake of
hiding yours from her.
She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical
since she can be very untrustworthy herself.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS
Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on
massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be afraid
to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell you!
The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a public
place!
This doesn't sound all true for me, Im very trustworthy!!! :)
Btw, thanks hun for the sig! :kiss:

[crayzee]

:rofl: Hahahaha U crack me up! Watch out James Brown! :rofl:

i'm like a tub of pringles...

once i pop, i jus cant stop!! :D :dance3: :dance3: :dance3:

[OYE_PAGAL]

i'm a simple man with simple pleasures....so yeah.

Ahan :think:

[sachin_patel]

CAPRICORN

December 23 - January 20
Ruling Planet: SATURN - The God who oversees time, discipline and
dedication, which means Capricorn can go the distance - with major staying
power - in bed and beyond!!

Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard to
tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of cash, you
can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the goat is turned on
by money. Like I said before, Capricorn has great sexual stamina and the ability to go all night if they want to!

FAVE POSITION:
Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind.

BEST SEX TOY:
An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will loosen up the randy goat.

CAPRICORN MALE IN BED
Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect acrobatics in the sack. Sex with him could possibly be as boring as watching paint dry and he tends to be a little bit selfish in that area too.BUT you can definitely count on him to be faithful if he has ommitted to you.

CAPRICORN FEMALE IN BED
She is strong and confident and likes to run the show! She's a tough nut to
crack but once inside her shell, she's as sweet as caramel. Her fave
position may be missionary, but she seeks excitement in new locations, so
experiment with different venues to keep it interesting.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CAPRICORN
Capricorns are the most anal signs of the zodiac, so buttering them up will
take a bit of effort. Believe it
or not, their erotic area is the knees! Lightly stroke their legs, paying
close attention to the knee region.
Licking, kissing, and nibbling the area will get them squirming
blue = thats me
red = :Pissed:
green=don't listen to that prick

[killuminati87]

where the leos at :sarb:

[timeless_urge]

blue = thats me
red = :Pissed:
green=don't listen to that prick
patellll! longtime how r u khota!

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

blue = thats me
red = :Pissed:
green=don't listen to that prick


:rofl:don't expect acrobatics in the sack.

Hahahaha Sachin............ SO ur a bit of a gymnast then?!?!

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

i'm like a tub of pringles...

once i pop, i jus cant stop!! :D :dance3: :dance3: :dance3:


hahahaha:rofl: tell all what flavour are ya?!?! ;-)

[sachin_patel]

patellll! longtime how r u khota!
oye cutie.. kiddan :D

missed you.. when did you get unbanned? :dance3:

so start your trand again to be the first one to post in every thread :p

[killuminati87]

hahahaha:rofl: tell all what flavour are ya?!?! ;-)

want to be tasting him? :rofl: ;)

[crayzee]

hahahaha:rofl: tell all what flavour are ya?!?! ;-)

texas BBQ sauce!!!! hahahah

[timeless_urge]

oye cutie.. kiddan :D

missed you.. when did you get unbanned? :dance3:

so start your trand again to be the first one to post in every thread :p
when was i banned? lol!! m just in today! been bz bz!!

psssh m not gonna get addicted again :p

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

texas BBQ sauce!!!! hahahah


hahaha:rofl: OMG im in stiches, I need to get off thsi thread....... :rofl:

This is a cracker! ;-)

[Monaa]

hahahaha! I hope she doesnt go too mad.......... but thats enuff said on this one!

Hahaha.. she wont... :grouphug:



but.. you never told me it.. mine is evident on msn and what i'm called upon here by :squint:

wat?! sorry Love but i forgot.. n i prefer to call u Kill.. :cool:

[crayzee]

hahaha:rofl: OMG im in stiches, I need to get off thsi thread....... :rofl:

This is a cracker! ;-)

there's alot of crackers on this site... but me.... i'm the BISCUIT!!

[Foxy_Lay_D]

LEO

July 24 - August 23
Ruling Planet: THE SUN
Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of
themselves, it's the centre of our solar system!

Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they don't
make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget about
them as they secretlyhigh-five themselves for scoring again! Leo does
actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants love and
friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get into bed, it's
not an experience they're about to have, it's a show! They like to
perform... and they take requests!
"Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty damn
good at it, but they need constant praise
for their outstanding performance.

FAVE POSITION
Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!

BEST SEX TOY
A camera, or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring... or perhaps
you can use them both together!

LEO MALE IN BED
You are the King of the Jungle and expect to be treated that way! You are a
good lover because you don't like to fail at anything. You are sexy and have
an aura of sexiness
that is difficult to deny. But, you will let anyone adore you, so your
partner has to make the effort or you will pad
off to your next Lioness!!

LEO FEMALE IN BED
You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women want to
be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command respect. In bed,
you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most men. You adore raw
sex, so your partner should go with you and enjoy it. You're a once in a
lifetime experience!

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO
A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to roll
onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the top of
the ass to the base of the skull.
I'm not talking about tender tickles or a tantalizing tease - I mean a REAL
back scratch, coz if there's one thing cats love, it's a scratch! After a
minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it into a snakey pattern on
Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing this until you know Leo is ready
to roll over. If they start falling asleep, give them a gentle prod in a
delicate place! Once Leo is ready to roll over, don't let them! Leo will be
excited by your control. YOU decide when it's time to 'flip your feline'
over and get into the good stuff!
__________________


Hmm... :rolleyes:

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

there's alot of crackers on this site... but me.... i'm the BISCUIT!!


hahahah Oh my I seriously have to get out of the office this is too much........ So are u cholocolate coated, a jammie dodger...... rich tea or a digestive?!?! :-) hahahahah Now enuff Im off home .......... later ppl!

[Foxy_Lay_D]

ARIES


March 21-April 20
Ruling Planet: MARS
The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action!

Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is often
in the chase more than the
actual conquest though and while they may appear to want to dominate, they
do not want a submissive
partner. Routine brings boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only
comfortable with the missionary position,
go for another sign, but if you like forceful personalities and enjoy
pretending you're a human Twistie,
then you've found paradise with an Aries.

FAVE POSITION
Always on top and always in charge

BEST SEX TOY
Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge!

ARIES MALE IN BED
The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump n
grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by
candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original
5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning types,
you've just found your ticket to heaven! He's not prone to cheat unless you
bore him in bed and he likes sex
fast and furious baby!

ARIES FEMALE IN BED
She views sex as more of a physical act than something from a soppy romance
novel. If you're a bored exec and want to find out what it's like to be
treated like a piece of meat, then go for a one night stand with an Aries
chick. She'll be gone before you wake up and may not remember your namethe
next time you meet. She's got a touch of KINK to her personality so don't
get freaked out when she
talks dirty or puts you over her knee for a spanking. She's all woman, but
are you man enough to handle her?

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON ARIES
If you want to seduce an Aries, running your fingers through their hair is
an awesome starting point!
And licking and nibbling around their face or neck will get them going too!
Just be careful to keep your saliva at bay. Drool is not cool!
__________________


My Hubz horoscope lol.

[crayzee]

hahahah Oh my I seriously have to get out of the office this is too much........ So are u cholocolate coated, a jammie dodger...... rich tea or a digestive?!?! :-) hahahahah Now enuff Im off home .......... later ppl!

come on man, i'm a harami, its not easy handlin 4 girls at a time, especially when u get their names mixed up...... i've gotta be a jammie dodger! :D

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

come on man, i'm a harami, its not easy handlin 4 girls at a time, especially when u get their names mixed up...... i've gotta be a jammie dodger! :D


Hehehehahahaha OH MY! Thats it im off bro! Speak to u later, and I'll sort out the harami sigs this weekend!.......... I'll make em, super exclusive! ;-)

Speak to u soon Harami! (in the truest sense) :rofl:

[crayzee]

Hehehehahahaha OH MY! Thats it im off bro! Speak to u later, and I'll sort out the harami sigs this weekend!.......... I'll make em, super exclusive! ;-)

Speak to u soon Harami! (in the truest sense) :rofl:

lol... i'm lookin forward to the sigs :)

take care bro :wavey:

[OYE_PAGAL]

blue = thats me
red = :Pissed:
green=don't listen to that prick
:rofl: :rofl:

[gujulicious]

lol. good shiet

[ineed2]

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI
Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed for the
good books. They love a good
massage and their hands are so sensitive that even having their fingernails
played with sends shivers up their spine!
Kiss up and down each of your Gemini's arms, sneak in a few licks, nips and
nibbles. If you get one or two yelps,
then you know you're doing something right.then, move onto the fingers,
slowly kiss, lick, nip and nibble each fingertip, then pull out the killer
move - suck on each finger, slowly, as if it's a lollipop. I'll almost offer
a money back guarantee on this one working!

my b.f is a geminii
now i no wat 2 do
im trying all that with my b.friend :dance3:

[BaByGirL24]

SCORPIO

October 24 - November 22
Ruling Planet: PLUTO, The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings.
Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any
relationship.

Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another
hottie across the room.But they can be relied on to always be there for you
if you need them.
You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because to
them, Knowledge is power
and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any emotion
they are feeling.Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get them
excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out.

FAVE POSITION:
Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass.

BEST SEX TOY:
Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys

SCORPIO MALE IN BED
His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky enough
to be with a Scorpio boy,you will always be satisfied!! There's a rumour
that the Scorpio man is the most skilled in bed. It's as true as a black man
has a giant wang!!! Most are pretty good!! The only thing you don't wanna do
is piss him off. Every little thing u do that he doesn't like, he will file
away in his little mental rolodex.
Piss him off one too many times, and he will wreak his revenge!!!

SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED
She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a wildly
passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom.Just don't piss her off
either, coz she can morevengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has no problem
causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard to get, because
she will get u back, and it's a game
of one-upmanship you will never win.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO
Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan zone
is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind) is just as
easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will get them ready
and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the magic words for
today are RUB, RUB, RUB.
:anxious:

some of that is true, but some isn't

[snak3]

SAGITTARIUS

November 23 - December 22
Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between the
sheets.

Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and
may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary of is
that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they tell you
because they are kings at 'talking it up'.Sagos probably make better friends
than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter with them,be prepared
to do stuff you've NEVER done before!Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous
and most have probably been caught doing it somewhere public.
When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the
commitment is returned.

FAVE POSITION:
They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.

BEST SEX TOY:
Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll be
surprised at what happens next!

SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED
Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks.
It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him. Think
"Austin Powers" baby, yeah!
He is a wee bit selfish though, so be prepared for an "all about me"
attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it,
and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere else.He
will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be absolute trash
in bed!

SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she shaves
her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the strangest
things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no problems cheating
if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her open-minded
sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the mistake of
hiding yours from her.
She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical
since she can be very untrustworthy herself.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS
Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on
massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be afraid
to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell you!
The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a public
place!



yayyyyyy :Pelvic2:

[born2wiinn]

LIBRA

September 24 - October 23
Ruling Planet: Venus - The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and
stirring sensuality

Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get what
they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are notorious for
having double standards in that situation too. They'll look you in the eye
and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you", even when
they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else! Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big heart
and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac. Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies.
They'd rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass you.
In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell you
exactly what they want.

FAVE POSITION
As long as they are lying down, they're happy!

BEST SEX TOY
K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!

LIBRA MALE IN BED
The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen to do
it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad boy if
there's a chance he might
get caught. He'll try out any fantasy you have, but whether or not you can
keep a tight hold on his heart remains to be seen. However, he can be a bit
of a pushover, and is perfect husband material, and he'd prefer his lover to
take the lead. He is romantic and considerate but may suffer from Premature
Ejaculation!

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA
Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and pat
your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing, reach
under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back, starting in
the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take your time
and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of the
term 'Rimming'???Does it surprise you that a high percentage of Libras are
gay?


with bold letters true for me...rest of it.. :roll:

[Canadian_jatti]

lol mine seemed right (cancer) but my bfs is way off (virgo) hahaha

[WildWolfdog]

SAGITTARIUS

November 23 - December 22
Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between the
sheets.

Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and
may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary of is
that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they tell you
because they are kings at 'talking it up'.Sagos probably make better friends
than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter with them,be prepared
to do stuff you've NEVER done before!Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous
and most have probably been caught doing it somewhere public.
When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the
commitment is returned.

FAVE POSITION:
They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.

BEST SEX TOY:
Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll be
surprised at what happens next!

SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED
Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks.
It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him. Think
"Austin Powers" baby, yeah!
He is a wee bit selfish though, so be prepared for an "all about me"
attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it,
and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere else.He
will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be absolute trash
in bed!

SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she shaves
her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the strangest
things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no problems cheating
if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her open-minded
sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the mistake of
hiding yours from her.
She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical
since she can be very untrustworthy herself.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS
Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on
massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be afraid
to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell you!
The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a public
place!

All the HUGIFIED bits are true, the bolded and hugified bit - "ohhh yeah" lol!

[sabi21]

LIBRA

September 24 - October 23
Ruling Planet: Venus - The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and
stirring sensuality

Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get what
they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are notorious for
having double standards in that situation too. They'll look you in the eye
and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you", even when
they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else!
Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big heart
and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac.
Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies.
They'd rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass you.
In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell you
exactly what they want.

FAVE POSITION
As long as they are lying down, they're happy!

BEST SEX TOY
K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!

LIBRA MALE IN BED
The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen to do
it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad boy if
there's a chance he might
get caught. He'll try out any fantasy you have, but whether or not you can
keep a tight hold on his heart remains to be seen. However, he can be a bit
of a pushover, and is perfect husband material, and he'd prefer his lover to
take the lead. He is romantic and considerate but may suffer from Premature
Ejaculation!

LIBRA FEMALE IN BED
The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between their
legs!Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs her
individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting, and bad
breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to 2nd
base.Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your Libra
girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not 'faking it'.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA
Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and pat
your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing, reach
under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back, starting in
the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take your time
and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of the
term 'Rimming'???Does it surprise you that a high percentage of Libras are
gay?


:roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow:

[Arshy]

i'm so grateful im a LEO.....

and that horror-scope was quite accurate lol

[bmw]

SCORPIO

October 24 - November 22
Ruling Planet: PLUTO, The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings.
Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any
relationship.

Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another
hottie across the room.But they can be relied on to always be there for you
if you need them.
You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because to
them, Knowledge is power
and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any emotion
they are feeling.Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get them
excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out.

FAVE POSITION:
Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass.

BEST SEX TOY:
Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys

SCORPIO MALE IN BED
His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky enough
to be with a Scorpio boy,you will always be satisfied!! There's a rumour
that the Scorpio man is the most skilled in bed. It's as true as a black man
has a giant wang!!! Most are pretty good!! The only thing you don't wanna do
is piss him off. Every little thing u do that he doesn't like, he will file
away in his little mental rolodex.
Piss him off one too many times, and he will wreak his revenge!!!

SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED
She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a wildly
passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom.Just don't piss her off
either, coz she can morevengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has no problem
causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard to get, because
she will get u back, and it's a game
of one-upmanship you will never win.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO
Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan zone
is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind) is just as
easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will get them ready
and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the magic words for
today are RUB, RUB, RUB.

so true. :dance:

[PINKY999]

PISCES

Feb 20 - March 20
Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE
The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual
fantasies

Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want,
anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who will go
the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then Pisces is for
you!
When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than pure
pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic and want
satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also gets them in
the mood.
One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very, very
jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale romance that
they ruin the happy ending themselves.

FAVE POSITION
Pisces is all about Oral affections!

BEST SEX TOY
A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything

PISCES MALE IN BED
He is romantic and has the reputation of being a womanizer. The girlfriend
of a Piscean man should keep her eye on the ball as he can be a bit
flighty.But he does make an excellent lover. He's from the old school that
sex should be an almost out of body experience, and if he's showering his
attentions on you, you're in for a hell of a good ride!

PISCES FEMALE IN BED
She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be held
gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to between the
sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same ol' when she knows
there are more exciting options at hand.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES
The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your Love
Slave, start with a warm, scented
footbath and soak their feet for 10 minutes. Then sit in front of them,
cross-legged, and rub their feet firmly
through the water. Use kneading motions that run from their ankles to the
tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get
a scrub brush and clean their tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off and
lightly massage peppermint oil all over
their feet, paying close attention to between their toes. Pisces REALLY gets
off on this! Once oiled up, gently kiss
each toe, one by one. Then let your tongue take over and you're in baby!!!



LOLZZZZZ HAHAHAHAHAHA TRUEEE :wavey: :wavey:

[gujupreity]

taurus over heree =p

[notoriou$punjabi]

good.. dont.

People who read horoscopes every morning piss me off, because they base their life on that for the entire day.
I do it almost every night to verify.

[Foxy_Lay_D]

I dont see any virgo's here lolz

[Foxy_Lay_D]

I am a virgo.
LOL nice :p

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

THought I'd revive this! ;-) any more takers on it!.......... hehehehe! Is urs true?!?!

[hawthamzi]

GEMINI

May 22 - June 21
Ruling Planet: MERCURY
The swiftest God in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of
ultr-extreme raunchy talk

GEMINI MALE IN BED
He likes to give AND receive and can be quite inventive.
He's a lights on, in front of the mirror kinda guy and if you make a few
subtle noises and talk a wee bit dirty, he'll be very happy.


lol, i cant deny that!!

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

reviving........... hehehe:rofl:

[RoMeO6969]

Aquarius Here :dance3: