Tim Lovejoy!!

[akuza]

The genius

The diamond geezer

The serial sleazer

OLE, OLE OLE OLE, LOVEJOYYYYYY LOVEJOYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

http://www.makeup-magic.co.uk/Images/tim%20lovejoy.jpg

[killuminati87]

:no: you find them all in one go, and slowly start posting them on here

[akuza]

:no: you find them all in one go, and slowly start posting them on here
it keeps the fans lean and mean. I added him and mos def to my myspace :lol:

[killuminati87]

it keeps the fans lean and mean. I added him and mos def to my myspace :lol:

mos def most definitely rules :D

i'm not even sure what my myspace pass is any more :|

[akuza]

mos def most definitely rules :D

i'm not even sure what my myspace pass is any more :|
work it out so i can add you and ogle your fruitfulness! (youre in work early :lol: )

[killuminati87]

work it out so i can add you and ogle your fruitfulness! (youre in work early :lol: )

I know, lately i've been getting in quite early for some reason :-s

ahh i'll sort it out when i get home if i can be bothered

hi5 > myspace

not that i even check hi5 very often :|

[akuza]

I know, lately i've been getting in quite early for some reason :-s

ahh i'll sort it out when i get home if i can be bothered

hi5 > myspace

not that i even check hi5 very often :|
haha wanna get stuff outta the way brb im world renound now :cool2:

and yeah im on hi5 too

[killuminati87]

haha wanna get stuff outta the way brb im world renound now :cool2:

and yeah im on hi5 too

you what?

and on another note RD E-drama is fucking gay, i'm reading through one in gc right now :no:

[akuza]

you what?

and on another note RD E-drama is fucking gay, i'm reading through one in gc right now :no:
you mean lurking :lol: haha e-drama :no:

and AND ive just designed a poster that the whole of the croydon based home office is going to use!

[killuminati87]

you mean lurking :lol: haha e-drama :no:

and AND ive just designed a poster that the whole of the croydon based home office is going to use!


wowww did mummy help you? :p
nah congrats, do you gets moneys from them using it?

[akuza]

wowww did mummy help you? :p
nah congrats, do you gets moneys from them using it?
no moneys man :( but blah its my parting gift for when im leaving next week :lol:

[killuminati87]

no moneys man :( but blah its my parting gift for when im leaving next week :lol:


haha, getting all excited. I've got another month of this crap :no:

but i'm happy when the money comes in :dance3:

[akuza]

haha, getting all excited. I've got another month of this crap :no:

but i'm happy when the money comes in :dance3:
you'll be rolling in it, im gonna see if i can get a quick trip to milan in, where i'll get my jose mourinho esqe jacket, aswell as many "fly hunnies an ting".

Gotta watch soccer am man its the greatest, that helen chamberlain, is a bit of alright, its funny when she says something and everyone remains partially quiet :lol:

[impactcrew]

Is he that antiques bloke that used to have a clasic car and i think is name was Ian Mcshane or am i banging on about the wrong guy!

[akuza]

Is he that antiques bloke that used to have a clasic car and i think is name was Ian Mcshane or am i banging on about the wrong guy!
:ugh: it's tim lovejoy off of soccer am the greatest football show ever, despite them calling it "soccer" am it still tickles my funny bone.

barry proudfoot - diamond geezer!

http://www.socceramworld.com/audio/images/characters/barry.jpg

[paki_Faz]

:rofl:

soccer am is jokes

[akuza]

:rofl:

soccer am is jokes
the soccerettes man :no: its too early for them to be onthere :lol:

:rofl: did you see the wembly thing, muzzy izzet skyyyyyyyed it

[paki_Faz]

the soccerettes man :no: its too early for them to be onthere :lol:

:rofl: did you see the wembly thing, muzzy izzet skyyyyyyyed it

coudnt remember if izzet was on da last one or was it da summer show but dat guy was so layed back

[akuza]

coudnt remember if izzet was on da last one or was it da summer show but dat guy was so layed back
twas izzet man he had to retire, :rofl: he was so shit haha. helen tried to header it into the hole dumb blonde.

[x_babytee_x]

:neutral:

[paki_Faz]

twas izzet man he had to retire, :rofl: he was so shit haha. helen tried to header it into the hole dumb blonde.

:lol: they should bring back da army general he was jokes

[akuza]

:neutral:
what you neutraling for no-duck-dance-girl?

and fazitron - yeah man and did you see the one where they impersonate eastenders :rofl: we laaaaaaaaaaav it laaaaaaav it laaaaaaav it laaaaaaav it!!!!

[paki_Faz]

:neutral:

oright ma darin lol

tickets are stil available i might get sum dis week

[killuminati87]

:neutral:

:kiss: ello pumpkin

[x_babytee_x]

what you neutraling for no-duck-dance-girl?

and fazitron - yeah man and did you see the one where they impersonate eastenders :rofl: we laaaaaaaaaaav it laaaaaaav it laaaaaaav it laaaaaaav it!!!!

i-do-duck-dance-when-scary-uncle-doesnt-screw-face-me :squint:

[x_babytee_x]

oright ma darin lol

tickets are stil available i might get sum dis week

hello fuzz ball hows the wife? is she home?

[x_babytee_x]

:kiss: ello pumpkin

morning cupcake how r u? :hug:

[impactcrew]

:ugh: it's tim lovejoy off of soccer am the greatest football show ever, despite them calling it "soccer" am it still tickles my funny bone.

barry proudfoot - diamond geezer!

http://www.socceramworld.com/audio/images/characters/barry.jpg

LOL So I was banging on about the wrong lovejoy! Ever thought of changing yr name To Akuza Lovejoy mendez!

[killuminati87]

morning cupcake how r u? :hug:

m oki doke you? just hungry :|

[akuza]

LOL So I was banging on about the wrong lovejoy! Ever thought of changing yr name To Akuza Lovejoy mendez!
de souza vanderlingham russell arnold?

yes might actually do that :p

[killuminati87]

de souza vanderlingham russell arnold?

yes might actually do that :p

:no: you always say you will do something but never do :twisted:

[akuza]

:no: you always say you will do something but never do :twisted:
wait i will take the wideo with my cumra fone yaarrrr

[x_babytee_x]

m oki doke you? just hungry :|

me2 im drinkin cloudy lemonade and biscuits want some? :)

[killuminati87]

me2 im drinkin cloudy lemonade and biscuits want some? :)

mmm what biscuits eh?

i'm going subway today :cool:

[priyesh]

tim lovejoy in soccer am is so funny too bad i cant watch it anymore :(

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

Rooofllll!!!

[x_babytee_x]

mmm what biscuits eh?

i'm going subway today :cool:

u and ur subway :no:
i had cookies mini 1s
how is ur week goin? i went southend yesterday lol

[paki_Faz]

hello fuzz ball hows the wife? is she home?

yea last night she didnt get me wht i wanted from da journey :( i wanted sum mountian dew from paki :no:

[akuza]

Rooofllll!!!
:kiss: :love:

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

:kiss: :love:
:love:

OH BY THE WAY I LOVEEE THE SIG!!! :Pelvic2:

[akuza]

:love:

OH BY THE WAY I LOVEEE THE SIG!!! :Pelvic2:
haha you got two versions you have to use one at a time btw haha

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

haha you got two versions you have to use one at a time btw haha
ROOFLL!! I WILL!!! YOU FART!

[akuza]

ROOFLL!! I WILL!!! YOU FART!
watchu callin me a fart you sexy babe?!
:squint:
:boink:

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

watchu callin me a fart you sexy babe?!
:squint:
:boink:
IT STAND FOR BABE! ROFLLL! AND IT'S 4 LETTERS!

[killuminati87]

u and ur subway :no:
i had cookies mini 1s
how is ur week goin? i went southend yesterday lol

ooo maryland? please tell me you got mary land and not some cheap wanna be cookies?

i gots sweet onion chicken tereiaki WITH extra meat and a free drink :cool:

[akuza]

IT STAND FOR BABE! ROFLLL! AND IT'S 4 LETTERS!
oooh sexy :wink:

:boink:

[Jaffa_Cakes]

I have no idea who he is.
But I miss school! :(

[akuza]

I have no idea who he is.
But I miss school! :(
:lol: get to college stupid voman!

[Jaffa_Cakes]

:lol: get to college stupid voman!
Oh my god!! I've just realised, in less than 24 hours, i'm going to know my GCSE grades!!! :o

oooooohohohohogfjdhfkhgkvshdfluhsz\hcjkwagbcjksa.H FD

[akuza]

Oh my god!! I've just realised, in less than 24 hours, i'm going to know my GCSE grades!!! :o

oooooohohohohogfjdhfkhgkvshdfluhsz\hcjkwagbcjksa.H FD
:kiss: you aint got anything to worry about, i didnt worry about gcses and i didnt worry about alevels :cool2: calm as a cucumb!!!er<<

[Jaffa_Cakes]

:kiss: you aint got anything to worry about, i didnt worry about gcses and i didnt worry about alevels :cool2: calm as a cucumb!!!er<<
I do have to worry!

What if I don't get the entry requirements for the school that I want to go to?
What if I don't get high passes in all of them??
I hate waiting! :tear:
It sucks big time!

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

:kiss: you aint got anything to worry about, i didnt worry about gcses and i didnt worry about alevels :cool2: calm as a cucumb!!!er<<
:mad: :mad:

[akuza]

I do have to worry!

What if I don't get the entry requirements for the school that I want to go to?
What if I don't get high passes in all of them??
I hate waiting! :tear:
It sucks big time!
:kiss: no worries

shahina :kiss: whats wong?

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

:kiss: no worries

shahina :kiss: whats wong?
GRRR :hand:

[akuza]

GRRR :hand:
:rofl: :boink:?

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

:rofl: :boink:?
MAN WHORE!

[akuza]

MAN WHORE!
oh please :hand:








well...












maybe :anxious: ive got a lot of love to give :anxious:

[Jaffa_Cakes]

No, it would be like the end of the world for me.
I'll die!
I feel sick. :(

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

oh please :hand:








well...












maybe :anxious: ive got a lot of love to give :anxious:
:hsnono:

[akuza]

:hsnono:
you vant my piyar?

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

you vant my piyar?
NOT YET :D

[akuza]

NOT YET :D
ooh leaving me to vunder :kekeke: haha some guy at work just came it its been raining outside he looks like a dolphin he's all wet!

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

ooh leaving me to vunder :kekeke: haha some guy at work just came it its been raining outside he looks like a dolphin he's all wet!
RROOFFFLL

I'D NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT :google:

[akuza]

RROOFFFLL

I'D NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT :google:lol you and your :google: :kiss: :hyper: my buttocks hurt :Oops:

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

lol you and your :google: :kiss: :hyper: my buttocks hurt :Oops:
OHH SHUT UR PIE HOLE ROOFFFL

[akuza]

OHH SHUT UR PIE HOLE ROOFFFL
my pie hole is always shut :lol:

:dance:

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

my pie hole is always shut :lol:

:dance:
BETTER BE :eek:

[akuza]

BETTER BE :eek:
oh yeah? :wink: and if its open? :lol: what happens then :anxious: ?

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

oh yeah? :wink: and if its open? :lol: what happens then :anxious: ?
I'LL SMACK YOU :D

[akuza]

I'LL SMACK YOU :D
oh damn :Pelvic2: dont stop :wink: on the arse? :kekeke:

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

oh damn :Pelvic2: dont stop :wink: on the arse? :kekeke:
OH YEAH!!!:love:

[akuza]

OH YEAH!!!:love:
short and sharp thats hows i likes it :lol: haha imagine doing that on london bridge :kekeke: especially during the winter that would HURRRRRRT!

[killuminati87]

short and sharp thats hows i likes it :lol: haha imagine doing that on london bridge :kekeke: especially during the winter that would HURRRRRRT!

:shock: you're into S&m and shit aren't you :no:

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

short and sharp thats hows i likes it :lol: haha imagine doing that on london bridge :kekeke: especially during the winter that would HURRRRRRT!
DONT HURT ME YUO SILLY FARZOO!!

[akuza]

:shock: you're into S&m and shit aren't you :no:
ahh shahina has converted me to the dark side :lol:

[killuminati87]

ahh shahina has converted me to the dark side :lol:

filthy child :slap: .. but you probably liked that too :no:

[akuza]

DONT HURT ME YUO SILLY FARZOO!!
ok so i wont let you spank me unless we are nice and warm.

[killuminati87]

ok so i wont let you spank me unless we are nice and warm.


:roflbow: .. or am i reading into that too much?

[akuza]

:roflbow: .. or am i reading into that too much?
:lol: i know :ashamed: man shahina is a brit A BRIT:( living in amkreeka :no:

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

ok so i wont let you spank me unless we are nice and warm.
:) :) :)

[akuza]

:) :) :)
where ju go? :( ok ill email ju tonight sveety :wink:

[killuminati87]

:lol: i know :ashamed: man shahina is a brit A BRIT:( living in amkreeka :no:

yet another reason to move there :lol:

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

where ju go? :( ok ill email ju tonight sveety :wink:
NOO NOO! ABE I JUST HAD TO MAKE REAKFEST I'M GETTIN ON

[akuza]

NOO NOO! ABE I JUST HAD TO MAKE REAKFEST I'M GETTIN ON
ohh did i tell you i can cook amazing food? :cool:

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

ohh did i tell you i can cook amazing food? :cool:
DIDI TELL YOU CAN COOK BETTER FAZO YOU HAVE AIM?

[akuza]

DIDI TELL YOU CAN COOK BETTER FAZO YOU HAVE AIM?
cant access aim at work :(

oh yeah :rambo: you wanna have a cooking contest?

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

cant access aim at work :(

oh yeah :rambo: you wanna have a cooking contest?
YEAH!
ANYWAYS! I'M BETTER AND YOU R NOT :Pelvic2:

[killuminati87]

:lurk:

[akuza]

YEAH!
ANYWAYS! I'M BETTER AND YOU R NOT :Pelvic2:
oh yeah? well youre hot :ashamed: and youre multitalented

whats your signature dish?

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

oh yeah? well youre hot :ashamed: and youre multitalented

whats your signature dish?
PERSIAN!

[Rizla]

LOVEJOOOY!


chelsea scum. :no:

[killuminati87]

LOVEJOOOY!


chelsea scum. :no:

fucking hell at last someone else is here :D

[akuza]

PERSIAN!
persian food? eh :wink:

make me some kebab and ill love you forever

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

persian food? eh :wink:

make me some kebab and ill love you forever
IT'S PIECE OF CAKE KEBAB IS THE BEST!

MY MSN WON'T LOG ON GRRRR :mad: :mad:

[killuminati87]

when akash is on the hunt, nothing distracts him :o

[akuza]

IT'S PIECE OF CAKE KEBAB IS THE BEST!

MY MSN WON'T LOG ON GRRRR :mad: :mad:
:( damn msn.

ahh i had a kebab once the guy said it was persian style, but he looked turkish :lol:

[Rizla]

IT'S PIECE OF CAKE KEBAB IS THE BEST!

MY MSN WON'T LOG ON GRRRR :mad: :mad:


akuza - whos this fit noob?

[akuza]

akuza - whos this fit noob?
ahh see first i hook thous't with the perdonance that is musicchic
now i have found the almight exoticpersian

its shahina :Pelvic2:

[Rizla]

Nice.

She had the Reese Whithespoon (sp?) chin, about her.

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

:( damn msn.

ahh i had a kebab once the guy said it was persian style, but he looked turkish :lol:
REALLYY HMM???

DID YOU EVER TRY ANYOTHER PERSIAN FOOD?

[akuza]

REALLYY HMM???

DID YOU EVER TRY ANYOTHER PERSIAN FOOD?
rumbala? is that persian?

i had this pistachio cake once :yum:

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

rumbala? is that persian?

i had this pistachio cake once :yum:
YEAH IT'S FUKIGN GOOOD!!! :o

[akuza]

YEAH IT'S FUKIGN GOOOD!!! :o
damn right if you can cook that :yum: id be at your house everyday :hyper:
vat else can ju cook? :p

[Rizla]

My great great great great great grandparents were apparently persian.

(im trying to find a common ground, to allow me to reel her in and pounce upon this hot noob).

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

damn right if you can cook that :yum: id be at your house everyday :hyper:
vat else can ju cook? :p
I CAN COOK ALOT OF MEALS I CAN MAKE EALLY GOOD CAKES! I CAN EVEN MAKE SOME AMERICAN FOOD EGYPTIAN! RUSSIAN ! BBUT MORE OF PERSIAN!

[akuza]

I CAN COOK ALOT OF MEALS I CAN MAKE EALLY GOOD CAKES! I CAN EVEN MAKE SOME AMERICAN FOOD EGYPTIAN! RUSSIAN ! BBUT MORE OF PERSIAN!
oh damn :drool: i want to have some russian food :yum: haha when you come we'll go to the old kitchen of dreams :yum:

[killuminati87]

I CAN COOK ALOT OF MEALS I CAN MAKE EALLY GOOD CAKES! I CAN EVEN MAKE SOME AMERICAN FOOD EGYPTIAN! RUSSIAN ! BBUT MORE OF PERSIAN!

what's egyptian food like? :-s

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

My great great great great great grandparents were apparently persian.

(im trying to find a common ground, to allow me to reel her in and pounce upon this hot noob).
REALLY WHAT'S HER NAME?

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

what's egyptian food like? :-s
BEST ALMOST LIKE PERSIAN FOOD!

[killuminati87]

BEST ALMOST LIKE PERSIAN FOOD!

:slap:

I meant what sort of dishes?

[akuza]

:slap:

I meant what sort of dishes?
slapping her yo :squint: dont make me buss a cap of calpol down your oesophogus :squint:

[killuminati87]

slapping her yo :squint: dont make me buss a cap of calpol down your oesophogus :squint:

:squint: bring it :hand:

your on calpol? nutcase :no: that stuffs to strong for me :ashamed: yes i'm a pussy :ashamed:

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

:slap:

I meant what sort of dishes?
sorry lol! :neutral:

Kofta
Mombar Mahshy
Biram Ruz


:) :) yumyyy

[killuminati87]

sorry lol! :neutral:

Kofta
Mombar Mahshy
Biram Ruz


:) :) yumyyy


err.. ok i know what koftas are :D but not the rest..

apart from mahshy being stuffed beef sausages ?

[akuza]

oh kofta :yum:

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

err.. ok i know what koftas are :D but not the rest..

apart from mahshy being stuffed beef sausages ?
YES!
ARE YOU EGYPTIAN?

[killuminati87]

YES!
ARE YOU EGYPTIAN?

:cool: no i'm indian, I have a love of food and am inquisitive nature :D

what was the last one?

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

:cool: no i'm indian, I have a love of food and am inquisitive nature :D

what was the last one?
BIRAM RUZ

[akuza]

BIRAM RUZ:lol: :Owned:

[killuminati87]

BIRAM RUZ

:slap: i meant what is it made from!

and out of interest why do you always type in caps?:D

[killuminati87]

:lol: :Owned:

:squint: you know what that is? and no googling either foo'!

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

:slap: i meant what is it made from!

and out of interest why do you always type in caps?:D
IT'S LIEK WITH MILK BUTTER HEAVY CREAM AND RICE

[killuminati87]

IT'S LIEK WITH MILK BUTTER HEAVY CREAM AND RICE

sweet dish?

[x_babytee_x]

sweet dish?
LOL @ yo sig mofo is a martian haha :lol:

[killuminati87]

LOL @ yo sig mofo is a martian haha :lol:

:slap2: i didn't wana bless RD with a clear view of my boobies so i turned green :D

[akuza]

:slap2: i didn't wana bless RD with a clear view of my boobies so i turned green :D
you got some bigarse index finger mayyyyyyyn

[killuminati87]

you got some bigarse index finger mayyyyyyyn


mirrorr nigaaaaaa it looks bigger i think :| i got small hands :ashamed: :Oops:

[SSSash]

Tim Lovejoy >> UN Convoy

[EXOTICPERSIAN]

sweet dish?
YES

[killuminati87]

YES

sounds a bit like an indian one we got, i used to love it as a kid :D haven't had it in ages :ashamed:

[x_babytee_x]

:slap2: i didn't wana bless RD with a clear view of my boobies so i turned green :D
but ur boobies are bootifol :love:

[killuminati87]

but ur boobies are bootifol :love:

:no: crazy :slap:
I think i sent irum the full non green version of it :|

[x_babytee_x]

:no: crazy :slap:
I think i sent irum the full non green version of it :|
did she like? i got them at home 2 :)

[killuminati87]

did she like? i got them at home 2 :)

u gots what at home :squint:

I'm still trying to debate whos more sane out of you 2 :squint:

[x_babytee_x]

u gots what at home :squint:

I'm still trying to debate whos more sane out of you 2 :squint:

but why? im not that crazy, i got the pic i drew over u aswell with yo boobies :)

[killuminati87]

but why? im not that crazy, i got the pic i drew over u aswell with yo boobies :)


oooh thought you meant you had the one i sent irum some how :squint:

I got most of the ones i drew on yours :D but i couldn't find the one i made you 'blonde' in :|

[killuminati87]

but why? im not that crazy, i got the pic i drew over u aswell with yo boobies :)


oooh oooh soo you saying irums crazier than juuu wait till i tell her! :D

[x_babytee_x]

oooh thought you meant you had the one i sent irum some how :squint:

I got most of the ones i drew on yours :D but i couldn't find the one i made you 'blonde' in :|

ahahaha they were the good old paint days

[killuminati87]

ahahaha they were the good old paint days

I knowwwwww, none of that photoshop shite, the true originals and classics are paint

[x_babytee_x]

I knowwwwww, none of that photoshop shite, the true originals and classics are paint
u knoooooooooooow wha ai meeeeeeeen bredwin :)