So I went to the doctors today...

[zai_alam]

... and got jabbed up to the max with some good ol' travel vaccine. Anyways, I haven't been to the doctors in about 4 or 5 years... but I bloody wish I had. My nurse is soooooo fuckin' HOT I tells ye! :eyebrow:

She was explaining all the stuff about the vaccine injection, but I wasn't really listening coz I was more focussed on trying to subdue my imminent boner :)

I was trying to seduce her with my eyes and all that malarkey, giving her some of this type of action :google:

I've got her address and number (which was convineantly already printed on the medical card) so I'm gonna write her a kinky poem sometime... maybe even tomorrow. Anyways, I'm off to have a quick half hour nap - so I can have some sexual dreams and stuff :kekeke: :naughty:

[akuza]

:lol: i feel a bawdy limerick is in store.

[zai_alam]

:lol: i feel a bawdy limerick is in store.


There was an old geezer called Zak
Who went down on old Doris's crack,
But his dentures shot out
When she came with a shout
And got jammed up her fanny, alack.

:neutral:

[akuza]

There was an old geezer called Zak
Who went down on old Doris's crack,
But his dentures shot out
When she came with a shout
And got jammed up her fanny, alack.

:neutral:
:rofl: new thread idea right thurrr post dirty poems!

[SSSash]

Zai still loving the word fanny I see :)

I'd really love to get a t-shirt that says 'Your A Fanny' on it and walk into a seminar at uni and give the lecturer my undivided attention. :)

Injections.. I actually enjoy getting them get the adrenaline going.. same with giving blood which also makes your veins bulge.. but I'm no s&m whore though :hand:

[Rizla]

Thats some sexy shit.

Get pics.

[zai_alam]

:rofl: new thread idea right thurrr post dirty poems!

I'm gonna do that shit, but later. I'm arm is aching dammit.

[zai_alam]

Zai still loving the word fanny I see :)

I'd really love to get a t-shirt that says 'Your A Fanny' on it and walk into a seminar at uni and give the lecturer my undivided attention. :)

Injections.. I actually enjoy getting them get the adrenaline going.. same with giving blood which also makes your veins bulge.. but I'm no s&m whore though :hand:

I quite enjoy the word pranny as well. But fanny is pretty damn good as well.

The t-shirt thing, you should actually do that one day :lol:

[zaph69]

the really hot social worker here was giving me the eye today - she wasn't even being subtle. and all the nurses around there are really protective of me because i practically grew up in that hospital so they all made their presence known haha.

hot social worker!! :Pelvic2:

[zai_alam]

Thats some sexy shit.

Get pics.

I'm gonna wear this hi-tech gear next time I get the flu and need to go to the doctors...









http://www.epic1.com/images/wackos/bigcamera.jpg

[zaph69]

I'm gonna wear this hi-tech gear next time I get the flu and need to go to the doctors...









http://www.epic1.com/images/wackos/bigcamera.jpg

:roflbow:

[zai_alam]

the really hot social worker here was giving me the eye today - she wasn't even being subtle. and all the nurses around there are really protective of me because i practically grew up in that hospital so they all made their presence known haha.

hot social worker!! :Pelvic2:

I'm my case, I think the whole nurses uniform thing did it for me. I got a thing for hot women in uniforms - even Sainsbury's check out girls :Pelvic2:

[zaph69]

even Sainsbury's check out girls :Pelvic2:

what, gandupreet fresh off the boat and into the jobcentre? i want to know where your sainsbury's is because the tooting one isn't exactly the playboy mansion!

[zai_alam]

what, gandupreet fresh off the boat and into the jobcentre? i want to know where your sainsbury's is because the tooting one isn't exactly the playboy mansion!

Near Bethnal Green. Especially good shoppin during evenings and weekends :naughty:

I think my Sainsbury's is a bit unique coz most of the local college girls work there part time.

You get the usual old prannies working there as well though.

[killuminati87]

what, gandupreet fresh off the boat and into the jobcentre? i want to know where your sainsbury's is because the tooting one isn't exactly the playboy mansion!
don't you love all those old freshy woman ?:lol:

[Rizla]

I'm gonna wear this hi-tech gear next time I get the flu and need to go to the doctors...





http://www.epic1.com/images/wackos/bigcamera.jpg


They wont suspect a thing.

[Jaffa_Cakes]

Hahahaa! :lol:
Pervert.

Fall 'ill'! :D

[zai_alam]

Hahahaa! :lol:
Pervert.

Fall 'ill'! :D

you're the pervert :squint:


I acually do feel quite ill today :think:

[akuza]

you're the pervert :squint:


I acually do feel quite ill today :think::werd: rabzy is a pervert!

[Jaffa_Cakes]

you're the pervert :squint:


I acually do feel quite ill today :think:
Hehe, I know, I like it. :p

Because you're not old and ugly, it's okay to be a pervert. :kekeke:

[SSSash]

Hehe, I know, I like it. :p

Because you're not old and ugly, it's okay to be a pervert. :kekeke:

Who do you perv on?

[Jaffa_Cakes]

Who do you perv on?
Any cute man that my eyes catch. :D

[SSSash]

Any cute man that my eyes catch. :D

What constitutes perving exactly? Giz an example of what you do ..

[Jaffa_Cakes]

What constitutes perving exactly? Giz an example of what you do ..
Oh, my perving isn't bad, it's just a few second stare, and if he's gorgeous, it's a few stares. :kekeke:

[SSSash]

Oh, my perving isn't bad, it's just a few second stare, and if he's gorgeous, it's a few stares. :kekeke:

What do you do if they catch you perving?

[Jaffa_Cakes]

What do you do if they catch you perving?
I just look away, and then if i'm standing, I walk away. It's embarrasing.

I think I shall just stare at someone one day for ages, even when they do catch me, see what'll happen.

[SSSash]

I just look away, and then if i'm standing, I walk away. It's embarrasing.

I think I shall just stare at someone one day for ages, even when they do catch me, see what'll happen.

haha .. well what I do when I see a good looking girl from afar and she's walking in my direction I'll just stare at her until she realises I'm looking at her .. then just as we walk by each other I'll smile and say hello like I know them from somewhere .. then they usually stop and think .. n its even better when you see them again sometime later and do it again :p

[Jaffa_Cakes]

haha .. well what I do when I see a good looking girl from afar and she's walking in my direction I'll just stare at her until she realises I'm looking at her .. then just as we walk by each other I'll smile and say hello like I know them from somewhere .. then they usually stop and think .. n its even better when you see them again sometime later and do it again :p
Hahaha, lol, do then not just say Hi, smile and walk off? Or are you that irresistible? :p

[SSSash]

Hahaha, lol, do then not just say Hi, smile and walk off? Or are you that irresistible? :p

Haha I dunno they just seem to get confused. Reason I would see them again is because I do it at uni sometimes heehee. But I think your right too :p

[Jaffa_Cakes]

Haha I dunno they just seem to get confused. Reason I would see them again is because I do it at uni sometimes heehee. But I think your right too :p
Haha, bless the poor girls you confuse. :p
Have you ever got a girl that actually says she does remember you?

[SSSash]

Haha, bless the poor girls you confuse. :p
Have you ever got a girl that actually says she does remember you?

Yhh lol I said to her don't you remember a while back at that party? She goes oh yeh now I remember! :p I then swiftly moved for her name n numb :)