Versatil is one funny dude!

[bad_cheque]

I usually don't make appreciation threads but this guy has me in splits.

:salut:

[asian_guy_786]

:werd:

So is my left nut.

[madam_jade]

Seriously. He'll get all big-headed. Stop it.

[kwitcherbitchin]

i agree. he's witty-funny. :love:

[bad_cheque]

Seriously. He'll get all big-headed. Stop it.
I might break his spell :|

[thebrownone]

whats up with this new found zeal for appreciation threads :sarb:

[asian_guy_786]

i agree. he's witty-funny. :love:

hey...you had those chinese ice cream lately :p

[versatil]

Seriously. He'll get all big-headed. Stop it.

Even if I did I'm afraid noone would notice. :| ::looks down in shame::

[dr0pitlikeitzh0t]

he's a fake robot.

[versatil]

i agree. he's witty-funny. :love:

That's it? I'm only one sort of funny? You're killing me. I might have to make a new nick here but i dont think 'icompensateformysmallpeniswithwit' would be appropriate. ironically, it might be too long for the system. :|

[kwitcherbitchin]

hey...you had those chinese ice cream lately :p

lmao...no i'm on a diet :angel:

[versatil]

he's a fake robot.

That's not true. I'm not fake. I'm an automatic boredom extinguishing device. True story.

[TheVanityAffair]

he's awesome.

but he owes me some CSC :squint:

[BKnight]

Yeah. I don't think other people would have noticed your intense sense of humour. and by intense i mean ExTREME!! :p

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=181875 (http://)


Hence Proved..I am even better :p

[kwitcherbitchin]

That's it? I'm only one sort of funny? You're killing me. I might have to make a new nick here but i dont think 'icompensateformysmallpeniswithwit' would be appropriate. ironically, it might be too long for the system. :|

hey, leave some funny for the rest of us, humorwhore.

[versatil]

lmao...no i'm on a diet :angel:

So what happened to the ice cream? :tears:

Think of the poor, starving, emaciated Ethiopian kids in Somalia.
but what's a girl to do, you can't just send them your ice cream.

or can you...
whoa..
THAT'S IT.

You can webcam a scene of you eating the ice cream for them!
I'm a genius. This sounds profitable, delicious, and sexy. people will stop laughing at you. i see no loss.


i want ice cream. :(

[KhanNoonienSingh]

yes.

[versatil]

hey, leave some funny for the rest of us, humorwhore.

ahahaha
rofl. humorwhore. i sleep with funny. oh man. fuck my name. :p wait no, fuck me instead :| only then can i spare you of my non-wit-based funnies :|

[asian_guy_786]

lmao...no i'm on a diet :angel:

You still got the pic....post it in the thread.

[versatil]

yes.

They should invent sex-in-a-can.

[kwitcherbitchin]

ahahaha
rofl. humorwhore. i sleep with funny. oh man. fuck my name. :p wait no, fuck me instead :| only then can i spare you of my non-wit-based funnies :|

if we have sex will your funny rub off on me or will we just have funny looking kids?

[versatil]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=181875 (http://)


Hence Proved..I am even better :p

The URL "http:///" is not valid.

You might be better, but you fail at the worldly ways of interwebs.

click here instead:
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=181875
(the actual thread he meant to post, no joke dont worry)

[versatil]

if we have sex will your funny rub off on me or will we just have funny looking kids?

Both actually. Unless you count chubby-faced, white-as-sheet-members, 4-legged kids as not funny-looking (which we won't because they'd be our kids, we'll just have a hard time explaining why we're always laughing at them, which is why we claim they're also funny (the truth of which has yet to be stated)).

[versatil]

he's awesome.

but he owes me some CSC :squint:


Brownies.

Get to work.

[Kambuja]

I want the t-shirt in his sig.

[versatil]

:werd:

So is my left nut.

Nuts are good for you. How do you like em served? Or rather, what side of your mouth handles them better?

[versatil]

I want the t-shirt in his sig.

While I'm wearing it? :ugh:

[IPunjabi.Blood]

He is? Now that's funny.

[kwitcherbitchin]

So what happened to the ice cream? :tears:

Think of the poor, starving, emaciated Ethiopian kids in Somalia.
but what's a girl to do, you can't just send them your ice cream.

or can you...
whoa..
THAT'S IT.

You can webcam a scene of you eating the ice cream for them!
I'm a genius. This sounds profitable, delicious, and sexy. people will stop laughing at you. i see no loss.


i want ice cream. :(

http://www.hedonistica.com/images/2006/06/penis-ice-cream.jpg

enjoy :lol:

[versatil]

He is? Now that's funny.

I lol'd.

[asian_guy_786]

Nuts are good for you. How do you like em served? Or rather, what side of your mouth handles them better?

lolllllllll

You’re the expert you tell me brother.

[versatil]

http://www.hedonistica.com/images/2006/06/penis-ice-cream.jpg

enjoy :lol:

omg. ur webcamming it up now? :( i miss out on everything.

oh wait. u tried hotlinking to an image of 'penis-ice-cream'
wtf.
hahaha
it wasn't meant to be bwuahaha

[versatil]

lolllllllll

You’re the expert you tell me brother.

I'm no expert. You brought up nuts.

I'm allergic to peanuts. :|

[kwitcherbitchin]

omg. ur webcamming it up now? :( i miss out on everything.

oh wait. u tried hotlinking to an image of 'penis-ice-cream'
wtf.
hahaha
it wasn't meant to be bwuahaha

HAHAHAHA

omar made me do it :ashamed:

[versatil]

HAHAHAHA

omar made me do it :ashamed:

Who is Omar? and what does he do?

LOL john kimbell

[IPunjabi.Blood]

I lol'd.

It completes my e-life.

Now, the real life mission to find you and to make you 'lol' begins.

[Kambuja]

While I'm wearing it? :ugh:
No. I'd prefer you without any form of clothing, you aboriginal stud.

[kwitcherbitchin]

Who is Omar? and what does he do?

LOL john kimbell

lol he's asian and he's a guy and he likes the number 786.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

It completes my e-life.

Now, the real life mission to find you and to make you 'lol' begins.
flying turtles.

or dancing jews.

[asian_guy_786]

Who is Omar? and what does he do?

LOL john kimbell

Detective john kimbell loll

[asian_guy_786]

HAHAHAHA

omar made me do it :ashamed:

Remember when you went mad searching for that pic.

[versatil]

It completes my e-life.

Now, the real life mission to find you and to make you 'lol' begins.

Not very hard. The lol part that is. To find me just listen for my lol'ing. Sort of alternates between a hyena being stabbed while marking his territory and a furious, travelling donkey.

[versatil]

No. I'd prefer you without any form of clothing, you aboriginal stud.

I just pictured myself naked.

I don't think I can sleep tonight. :(

[kwitcherbitchin]

Remember when you went mad searching for that pic.


lol...it was funny...i wanted to laugh again. :ashamed:

[versatil]

lol he's asian and he's a guy and he likes the number 786.

...
i actually thought about it for a while
at first i was like oh. but hten i forgot what i was thinking about so i started thinking about Omar+786 and was stumped.

I have the attention span of a window. :|

[asian_guy_786]

lol...it was funny...i wanted to laugh again. :ashamed:

loll... :hug:

anyways ice girl....im off to bed...cheerooo love.

nite..

[kwitcherbitchin]

...
i actually thought about it for a while
at first i was like oh. but hten i forgot what i was thinking about so i started thinking about Omar+786 and was stumped.

I have the attention span of a window. :|

:rofl:

[versatil]

Detective john kimbell loll

http://inspectorkimball.ytmnd.com/

Enjoy.

[versatil]

loll... :hug:

anyways ice girl....im off to bed...cheerooo love.

nite..

WAIT. you must visit that link first >=\

[kwitcherbitchin]

loll... :hug:

anyways ice girl....im off to bed...cheerooo love.

nite..


goodnight! <3 :hug:

[versatil]

:rofl:

go... john kimball, go!

[IPunjabi.Blood]

Not very hard. The lol part that is. To find me just listen for my lol'ing. Sort of alternates between a hyena being stabbed while marking his territory and a furious, travelling donkey.

Fuck. That's really complicated. What if I ended up next to a REAL Hyena stabbing a REAL travelling Donkey? Na baba na. I would rather kindly ask you to PM me your bearings.

[versatil]

Fuck. That's really complicated. What if I ended up next to a REAL Hyena stabbing a REAL travelling Donkey? Na baba na. I would rather kindly ask you to PM me your bearings.

Look for me on top of the donkey, obviously. :no:
What if our PM boxes are full? :|

[Kambuja]

I just pictured myself naked.

I don't think I can sleep tonight. :(
Shhhh.. you're supposed to be funny.

[asian_guy_786]

http://inspectorkimball.ytmnd.com/

Enjoy.



:rofl: his soundboard is classic.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

LMFAO @ that ytmnd. :roflbow:

[IPunjabi.Blood]

Look for me on top of the donkey, obviously. :no:
What if our PM boxes are full? :|

I'll tell you in a minute, but first, tell me do you believe in ghosts?

[IPunjabi.Blood]

http://inspectorkimball.ytmnd.com/

Enjoy.

Haha....

[versatil]

Shhhh.. you're supposed to be funny.

Not all funny thoughts are meant to provoke laughter. :( You bastard. :(

[versatil]

I'll tell you in a minute, but first, tell me do you believe in ghosts?

If it'll get me rich, laid or make me laugh or scare me, sure.

[versatil]

LMFAO @ that ytmnd. :roflbow:

took me a bit to find it. i even popped open interent exploder for the task :|

glad y'all enjoyed it. :p

[Fake Desi Boy]

I usually don't make appreciation threads but this guy has me in splits.

:salut:
yea you're right. people, read my sig :p

[versatil]

yea you're right. people, read my sig :p

:rofl:

Versatil is funny. Brutha-approved! :p

[zimmy24]

*shits on thread*

http://www.kitestailstoys.com/pranks/images/poop.jpg

[versatil]

*shits on thread*

http://www.kitestailstoys.com/pranks/images/poop.jpg

You can shit on a string?

[Kambuja]

Not all funny thoughts are meant to provoke laughter. :( You bastard. :(
Kiss Kiss. :grouphug:

Inspector Kimble is just LOLERIFIC.

[zimmy24]

You can shit on a string?

that reminds me. I love it when i get hair stuck in my ass. Its so fun pulling it out. aaaaahhhhh lemme check if i have one right now

[versatil]

Kiss Kiss. :grouphug:

Inspector Kimble is just LOLERIFIC.

:rofl:

Kimball*

Good times.

[versatil]

that reminds me. I love it when i get hair stuck in my ass. Its so fun pulling it out. aaaaahhhhh lemme check if i have one right now

You shit hairballs??

[zimmy24]

You shit hairballs??

*shits a hairball on versatils ovaries*

[versatil]

*shits a hairball on versatils ovaries*

"Ohh. My ovaries!" -Bart Simpson

[kwitcherbitchin]

"Ohh. My ovaries!" -Bart Simpson

:rofl:

[zimmy24]

"Ohh. My ovaries!" -Bart Simpson

*leaves thread that stinks of Zimmy's shit*

[Kambuja]

:rofl:

Kimball*

Good times.
Eh? Oh.. it's one of those funny thoughts again? right?

:sarb:

[versatil]

Eh? Oh.. it's one of those funny thoughts again? right?

:sarb:

No. Spelling correction. :| Because it matters.

Then I reminisced about Kindergarten Cop.

[Kambuja]

No. Spelling correction. :| Because it matters.

Then I reminisced about Kindergarten Cop.
It is Kimble though?

:sarb:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099938/

[Irreligious Left]

Yeah, he has a very understated brand of humor. I like it, too.

[lovestick]

I don't quite understand his sense of humour.

[versatil]

It is Kimble though?

:sarb:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099938/

HAHAHAHA
well i'll be.

turns out i was searching inspector john kimbel not kimble hence why i wound up with such weird results.

haha curse you ytmnd.

thanks :|

[versatil]

I don't quite understand his sense of humour.

I was about to say something but I just now realized I have over 10,000 posts.
holy crud fuck.
that's a lot of posting :| wow..

[lovestick]

I was about to say something but I just now realized I have over 10,000 posts.
holy crud fuck.
that's a lot of posting :| wow..

See? Was that funny? I can't ever tell with you. People have often guffawed at your posts that, to me, are strikingly similar to this one.

[Kambuja]

HAHAHAHA
well i'll be.

turns out i was searching inspector john kimbel not kimble hence why i wound up with such weird results.

haha curse you ytmnd.

thanks :|
http://www.southcentralchaplains.com/Calvin%20Kimbel%20LA%20Rep.JPG

= Kimbel search on google.

It's ok versatil. We all make mistakes. Some not as much as others.

[versatil]

See? Was that funny? I can't ever tell with you. People have often guffawed at your posts that, to me, are strikingly similar to this one.

Exactly.
It wasn't meant to be funny. I don't try, I just say whatever occurs to me at the moment.

As for funny stuff, it's just the combination of some memes, well-placed/put words, timing and hoping someone catches the references is all I've really got up my sleeve. :| And by that I mean I borrow humor. As in I place links and embed images. :|

[versatil]

http://www.southcentralchaplains.com/Calvin%20Kimbel%20LA%20Rep.JPG

= Kimbel search on google.

It's ok versatil. We all make mistakes. Some not as much as others.

:rofl:
i lol'd

it made me think of this image i shopped the other day for RD

http://www.notacouch.com/black_ranger.jpg

[versatil]

All threads about me end up in useless junk & flame.

:(

Why is that? :(

[bad_cheque]

All threads about me end up in useless junk & flame.

:(

Why is that? :(
Dude, I didn't realise it.

You could try changing your name to Sana.

[vikvik12]

Dude, I didn't realise it.

You could try changing your name to Sana.
that's quite a popular name on here..why?..:neutral:
what happened during my absence?

[KhanNoonienSingh]

All threads about me end up in useless junk & flame.

:(

Why is that? :(
happens to me too dawg. <3