someone be my friend

[kashif1986]

read title

[Gonad]

What's in it for me?

[raja_jrps]

ill be ur friend
for £15 pounds a month
ill put u on the 50 mins a day tariff.. off peak only..
over 50 mins , its 1p a minute charge
35p a min on peak.

everyday 50 :love:

[~Angel Of Death~]

ill be ur friend
for £15 pounds a month
ill put u on the 50 mins a day tariff.. off peak only..
over 50 mins , its 1p a minute charge
35p a min on peak.

everyday 50 :love:
my rates are cheaper. only 13.99.
:cheers:

[raja_jrps]

my rates are cheaper. only 13.99.
:cheers:
ill throw in a free handsfree kit

omg i just realised how disgusting that can sound :lol:

[~Angel Of Death~]

ill throw in a free handsfree kit

omg i just realised how disgusting that can sound :lol:
:ugh:

I will throw in raja for you. :cheers:

My deal owns.

[Set]

I'll be your friend for free, since I know you will pass me anyways cuz i'm not a girl... so yea :giggle:

[Pakidoll82]

friendship is not asked for it just happens... :p

[~Angel Of Death~]

I'll be your friend for free, since I know you will pass me anyways cuz i'm not a girl... so yea :giggle:
I think..did you just call Raja_Jrps a girl? :scratch:
because khasif is into him?

[Lady Pimp]

I'll be your friend :bhapi:

[pakigirl497]

read title
Ill be ur friend :bhapi:

[Spork]

Cutthroat Island is the biggest movie flop in history, losing an estimated $81 million. It’s almost double the loss of the second-biggest money loser, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen ($48.1 million).

[pakigirl497]

I'll be your friend :bhapi:
Wow what a coincidence same comment at the same time... Dangit i ended up below u cuz my computer froze!

[Lady Pimp]

Ill be ur friend :bhapi:
ha I said it first so I win

[Lady Pimp]

Wow what a coincidence same comment at the same time... Dangit i ended up below u cuz my computer froze!
I know I was thinkin the same thing

Thank god for cable lol

[Lady Pimp]

Cutthroat Island is the biggest movie flop in history, losing an estimated $81 million. It’s almost double the loss of the second-biggest money loser, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen ($48.1 million).
please my dear tell me where you get your info.

[Set]

I think..did you just call Raja_Jrps a girl? :scratch:
because khasif is into him?

who is Raja_Jrps? :giggle:

[pakigirl497]

I know I was thinkin the same thing

Thank god for cable lol
I got cable too! this site is gay sometimes

[Spork]

please my dear tell me where you get your info.

:dunno:

[Lady Pimp]

I got cable too! this site is gay sometimes
yeah there is no dening that lol

[Lady Pimp]

:dunno:
awww

[raja_jrps]

yo
this is like cheers

where everyone wants to be ur friend :lol:

[HeRsHeE317]

hi friend!

[Lady Pimp]

yo
this is like cheers

where everyone wants to be ur friend :lol:
I love the little computer guy in your sig.

I show him to everyone I can lol

[raja_jrps]

I love the little computer guy in your sig.

I show him to everyone I can lol
awe thanks
show them my profile as well and add "hes single" with it
ok thanks

[raja_jrps]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we are on page 2
lift off

[Lady Pimp]

awe thanks
show them my profile as well and add "hes single" with it
ok thanks
sure n/p

I'm like the best match maker in the whol world. lol

[raja_jrps]

sure n/p

I'm like the best match maker in the whol world. lol
i just looked outside my window

are u messing around.. :gay: i dont see u

[~Angel Of Death~]

sure n/p

I'm like the best match maker in the whol world. lol
Are you? Hook me up yo :p

[raja_jrps]

Are you? Hook me up yo :p
get in line sister! :slap:

[Lady Pimp]

i just looked outside my window

are u messing around.. :gay: i dont see u
Thats only cuz I'm on vacation but I'll be back

[~Angel Of Death~]

get in line sister! :slap:
Did you just called me sister? ufff


I don't stand in lines 'kay

[raja_jrps]

Thats only cuz I'm on vacation but I'll be back
ok
ill light a dia and not let it burn out till u get back :kekeke:

[Lady Pimp]

Are you? Hook me up yo :p
ok but you'll have to full out a application

and I do charge a very low non-refundable fee of $ 999,999,999,999,999.00 you pay by check or money order but I perfer paypal.

[Lady Pimp]

ok
ill light a dia and not let it burn out till u get back :kekeke:
aww how thoughtful of you

[~Angel Of Death~]

ok but you'll have to full out a application

and I do charge a very low non-refundable fee of $ 999,999,999,999,999.00 you pay by check or money order but I perfer paypal.
You can mail those bill to my buddy here Raja_Jrps. he pays for everything!

Thank You.

[raja_jrps]

aww how thoughtful of you
no really
hook me up dude

and kashif too! he deserves a nice young lady
not too young.. like 20ish hehe
nyt nyt
x

[~Angel Of Death~]

aww how thoughtful of you
LOL you don't see devdas in it? :neutral:

[Lady Pimp]

You can mail those bill to my buddy here Raja_Jrps. he pays for everything!

Thank You.
alrighty then lets get started with the application process

I'll need a little starter info

Name:
Age:
sex:
b-day:
height:
shoe size:

send it back to me when done.

[Lady Pimp]

no really
hook me up dude

and kashif too! he deserves a nice young lady
not too young.. like 20ish hehe
nyt nyt
x
I perfer to be called dudette

and I'll need your starter info also so fill it out and send it back to me.

[~Angel Of Death~]

alrighty then lets get started with the application process

I'll need a little starter info

Name:
Age:
sex:
b-day:
height:
shoe size:

send it back to me when done.
Pri
20 soon to be 21
11/19/85
5'2
erm i am not a guy, so why need the shoe size? but 6 and half or 7.

[Lady Pimp]

Pri
20 soon to be 21
11/19/85
5'2
erm i am not a guy, so why need the shoe size? but 6 and half or 7.
please don't question it,

now
fav colour:
hair colour:
eye colour:
will you be willing to relocate:
are you currently studying?
if so what?
if not do you have a job?
do you want kids?
do you have kids?
are you a virgin?( don't ask just ansewr and do it honestly too, we will know if your lyin?


fill out and send back

[reggie_xox]

What a coincidence..
Reggie needs a freind too :ashamed:

[~Angel Of Death~]

please don't question it,

now
fav colour:
hair colour:
eye colour:
will you be willing to relocate:
are you currently studying?
if so what?
if not do you have a job?
do you want kids?
do you have kids?
are you a virgin?( don't ask just ansewr and do it honestly too, we will know if your lyin?


fill out and send back

Brown, Blue, Black
Brown
Brown
Maybe
Yes
Graphic Design
I have a full time job.
Yes
No
No.

[Fake Desi Boy]

sure n/p

I'm like the best match maker in the whol world. lol
i don't know all about that lol. but i do admit that you make sweet efforts ;)
but i'm not sure that you'll be able to find me a partner. if you do, then you will RULE!

[Lady Pimp]

AAmir meet pri
Pri meet Aamir.

::whispers in pri's ears:: Aamir is very lonely and desprate but yall are perfect for each other not that you are lol

enjoy.

don't forget to send me a weddin invitation and the first daughter has to be named after me Sultana or Sultan f it's a boy

[Lady Pimp]

i don't know all about that lol. but i do admit that you make sweet efforts ;)
but i'm not sure that you'll be able to find me a partner. if you do, then you will RULE!
aww thanx i do try my best.

oh I do rule and you god damn know it

[~Angel Of Death~]

AAmir meet pri
Pri meet Aamir.

::whispers in pri's ears:: Aamir is very lonely and desprate but yall are perfect for each other not that you are lol

enjoy.

don't forget to send me a weddin invitation and the first daughter has to be named after me Sultana or Sultan f it's a boy
WTF this is the shittest service i have seen :mad: I don't like these aamir.

Get me someonelse. *cough*heisinfrontofu*cough*

[Lady Pimp]

WTF this is the shittest service i have seen :mad: I don't like these aamir.

Get me someonelse. *cough*heisinfrontofu*cough*
well you didn't pay me so this is what you get for free

I'll tell hm to come introduce himself.

::goes over to yahoo messenger::

[~Angel Of Death~]

well you didn't pay me so this is what you get for free

I'll tell hm to come introduce himself.

::goes over to yahoo messenger::
Free? I said Raja_jrps will pay for me :mad:


*cough*whoruhookingupwithhim*cough*

[Fake Desi Boy]

WTF this is the shittest service i have seen :mad: I don't like these aamir.

Get me someonelse. *cough*heisinfrontofu*cough*
:rofl: how sweet.

[Lady Pimp]

Free? I said Raja_jrps will pay for me :mad:


*cough*whoruhookingupwithhim*cough*
Raja_jps him, damn it his check bounced.

you better take the Aamir.

he's the only other applicant I got at the time

and both of yall didn't pay

damn these rd people.

[~Angel Of Death~]

Raja_jps him, damn it his check bounced.

you better take the Aamir.

he's the only other applicant I got at the time

and both of yall didn't pay

damn these rd people.
pfft you suck :mad:

I will just walk away with raja :hand: his poor soul is stuck with me now :p

[Fake Desi Boy]

AAmir meet pri
Pri meet Aamir.

::whispers in pri's ears:: Aamir is very lonely and desprate but yall are perfect for each other not that you are lol

enjoy.

don't forget to send me a weddin invitation and the first daughter has to be named after me Sultana or Sultan f it's a boy
how about Satan instead?

[Lady Pimp]

pfft you suck :mad:

I will just walk away with raja :hand: his poor soul is stuck with me now :p
well next time pay and you'll get better service

if you think you'll be better off with Raja your mistaken

::whispers in hears:: I have it on good authority that he is really a she.

no babies for you my dear lol

[Lady Pimp]

how about Satan instead?
if thats what you want to name him thats up to you

[~Angel Of Death~]

well next time pay and you'll get better service

if you think you'll be better off with Raja your mistaken

::whispers in hears:: I have it on good authority that he is really a she.

no babies for you my dear lol

:rofl::rofl:
haha that made my night.

I will rip his wallet off tomorrow.

Show me some pictures of this aamir :p

[Fake Desi Boy]

ok but you'll have to fill out a application

and I do charge a very low non-refundable fee of $ 999,999,999,999,999.00 you pay by check or money order but I perfer paypal.
when making an application, ask if there's a racial preference.

[Lady Pimp]

:rofl::rofl:
haha that made my night.

I will rip his wallet off tomorrow.

Show me some pictures of this aamir :p
gladly
[

[~Angel Of Death~]

gladly
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i289/begumneef/aamir.jpg
:neutral: You were talking about him the whole time?

[Lady Pimp]

when making an application, ask if there's a racial preference.
until you pay the fee you gets nothin more from em

[Lady Pimp]

:neutral: You were talking about him the whole time?
lol yes lol

[Fake Desi Boy]

:rofl::rofl:
haha that made my night.

I will rip his wallet off tomorrow.

Show me some pictures of this aamir :p
<----aamir

[~Angel Of Death~]

lol yes lol
i reject that. sorry. :neutral:


Get me someone else.

[Lady Pimp]

i reject that. sorry. :neutral:


Get me someone else.
damn and I tryed so hard. ok ok
NEXT

[Fake Desi Boy]

i reject that. sorry. :neutral:


Get me someone else.
*sigh* i better be desi in my next life :(

[Lady Pimp]

ok this guy is perfect for you

he's in medical school
he's funny
and he reminds me or john abraham
http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?i=23603

[~Angel Of Death~]

damn and I tryed so hard. ok ok
NEXT
:whispers in your ear: getmeonewithdough.

okay i lie. Go check the gender again...not yours.


Fake desi boy: its not you. it's me.

no wait it is you. sorry :neutral:

[Lady Pimp]

*sigh* i better be desi in my next life :(
yeah you should make it a point to do that

oh wait Pri he can sing real good and his leg is broken so you have to have some sympathy for him in his time of need. lol

[~Angel Of Death~]

ok this guy is perfect for you

he's in medical school
he's funny
and he reminds me or john abraham
http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?i=23603

Your choice really sucks :mad:

He is younger than me. Not right man :/

[Lady Pimp]

Your choice really sucks :mad:

He is younger than me. Not right man :/
yeah yeah but age ain't nothin but a number

damn it

ok ok

NEXT

[Lady Pimp]

ok try this one

he is funny

nice

and he has excellent features, if you know what I mean. :naughty:
http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?i=100728

[Fake Desi Boy]

yeah yeah but age ain't nothin but a number

damn it

ok ok

NEXT
i agree. good personallity is more important than age.

[Lady Pimp]

i agree. good personallity is more important than age.
yeah yeah you would say that

stop suckin up and give me my money

[Fake Desi Boy]

yeah yeah you would say that

stop suckin up and give me my money
no rupees for you my friend. you never found me a female.

[~Angel Of Death~]

ok try this one

he is funny

nice

and he has excellent features, if you know what I mean. :naughty:
http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?i=100728

Let me put this in a simple sentence.
I don't dig guys who have this gangsta look. :neutral:

[Lady Pimp]

no rupees for you my friend. you never found me a female.
I found you many

it's not my fault they didn't want you

and I don't take rupees I take dollare, euros or pounds but i perfer euros. thatnk you

[Lady Pimp]

Let me put this in a simple sentence.
I don't dig guys who have this gangsta look. :neutral:
hmmmmmmmmm your one tough cookie

that rules out 99.9% of the guys on here lol

[Fake Desi Boy]

Let me put this in a simple sentence.
I don't dig guys who have this gangsta look. :neutral:
lol that guy isn't even wearing anything that comes close the "gangsta" look i saw collared shirts

[Lady Pimp]

lol that guy isn't even wearing anything that comes close the "gangsta" look i saw collared shirts
he's right

[~Angel Of Death~]

lol that guy isn't even wearing anything that comes close the "gangsta" look i saw collared shirts
I just get that vibe from him okay :neutral: with that hair line or whatever you call it.


LadyPimp: I am picky aren't I? My friend said same thing 3 yrs ago during our prom. :neutral:

[Lady Pimp]

I just get that vibe from him okay :neutral: with that hair line or whatever you call it.


LadyPimp: I am picky aren't I? My friend said same thing 3 yrs ago during our prom. :neutral:
yes yes you are but it is my soul duty to satisfy

[~Angel Of Death~]

yes yes you are but it is my soul duty to satisfy
Do it yo :rishi: I have got patience.

[Lady Pimp]

ok now this guy

he is semi ungangsta

he is very family oriented

and he's hot

http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?id=135973

[Fake Desi Boy]

I found you many

it's not my fault they didn't want you

and I don't take rupees I take dollare, euros or pounds but i perfer euros. thatnk you
only 2 didn't like me. that's not much.

[Lady Pimp]

only 2 didn't like me. that's not much.
2?

I only counted 1 who was the other?

[Fake Desi Boy]

2?

I only counted 1 who was the other?
remember i was rejected by your sister's friend. lol i counter-rejected her after i saw her :p

[~Angel Of Death~]

ok now this guy

he is semi ungangsta

he is very family oriented

and he's hot

http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?id=135973

Sorry but i am not feeling it :ashamed:


okay http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=6492706&postcount=226
may be that helps you finding me a suitable one :p


I will make sure Raja gives you bonus for your hard work.

[Lady Pimp]

remember i was rejected by your sister's friend. lol i counter-rejected her after i saw her :p
yes but that doesn't count

[Lady Pimp]

Sorry but i am not feeling it :ashamed:


okay http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=6492706&postcount=226
may be that helps you finding me a suitable one :p


I will make sure Raja gives you bonus for your hard work.
you are verry verry purdy

tell me what your lookin for in a guy?

tell Raja I doubled my fees

[~Angel Of Death~]

you are verry verry purdy

tell me what your lookin for in a guy?

tell Raja I doubled my fees
thank you :)

as per looks or personality? :scratch:

aah i will tell him to triple it if you hook me up :rishi:

[Lady Pimp]

thank you :)

as per looks or personality? :scratch:

aah i will tell him to triple it if you hook me up :rishi:
n/p

I need both

yeah I just raised my price too lol

[~Angel Of Death~]

n/p

I need both

yeah I just raised my price too lol
LOL my brain is dead i will give you detail description tomorrow.
Right now just keep them boys coming.

[Lady Pimp]

LOL my brain is dead i will give you detail description tomorrow.
Right now just keep them boys coming.
lol ok

lets see

[Fake Desi Boy]

Sorry but i am not feeling it :ashamed:


okay http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=6492706&postcount=226
may be that helps you finding me a suitable one :p


I will make sure Raja gives you bonus for your hard work.
:eek2: omg you're very beautiful!

[Lady Pimp]

http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?id=191573

him?

[~Angel Of Death~]

:eek2: omg you're very beautiful!
:Oops:

Thank you.

[~Angel Of Death~]

http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?id=191573

him?
hmmm i don't know. i like his main picture, but the others are meh.

btw i noticed something..most of the guys you showed me have bush eyebrows :rofl: you got a thing for them?

[Lady Pimp]

:eek2: omg you're very beautiful!
you suck up

[Fake Desi Boy]

:Oops:

Thank you.
you're very welcome. i enjoy speaking the truth. ;)

[~Angel Of Death~]

you're very welcome. i enjoy speaking the truth. ;)
Don't we all.

I am very blunt myself. :hyper:

[Lady Pimp]

hmmm i don't know. i like his main picture, but the others are meh.

btw i noticed something..most of the guys you showed me have bush eyebrows :rofl: you got a thing for them?
no not really I never really noticed it. lol

[~Angel Of Death~]

no not really I never really noticed it. lol
We know that this man is fake, but oh bloody hell he is one hot meat.

http://www.ratedesi.com/gallery.php?id=41516

[Lady Pimp]

We know that this man is fake, but oh bloody hell he is one hot meat.

http://www.ratedesi.com/gallery.php?id=41516
hmmm he doesn't do it for me

http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?i=139608

him on the other hand
oh my

[Fake Desi Boy]

We know that this man is fake, but oh bloody hell he is one hot meat.

http://www.ratedesi.com/gallery.php?id=41516
he looks like a gora with a slight tan

[Fake Desi Boy]

hmmm he doesn't do it for me

http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?i=139608

him on the other hand
oh my

not to sound gay, but you have shitty taste in guys. lol now when it comes to girls, you know what's hott! :Pelvic2:

[~Angel Of Death~]

hmmm he doesn't do it for me

http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?i=139608

him on the other hand
oh my

:neutral: You and I have very different taste in guys.

Fakedesiboy said it well :p

[Lady Pimp]

not to sound gay, but you have shitty taste in guys. lol now when it comes to girls, you know what's hott! :Pelvic2:
lol

well thank you I guess

btw look ak this one
http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?i=17117


I would def do her in a heartbeat. lol

[~Angel Of Death~]

he looks like a gora with a slight tan
mhmm...goras kaalas doesn't matter to me. :gay:

[Lady Pimp]

:neutral: You and I have very different taste in guys.

Fakedesiboy said it well :p
I just love his eyes I'm not into the thug thing either

but wait there is more.

[Fake Desi Boy]

mhmm...goras kaalas doesn't matter to me. :gay:
oOoO really!?
<----KALA! i know, doesn't matter :neutral:

[Lady Pimp]

http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?id=170109

ok what about him ? forget about his age just look at his face, lol

ooh and he has a real sexy accent, he's from scottland :Pelvic2: :Pelvic2:

[Fake Desi Boy]

lol

well thank you I guess

btw look ak this one
http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?i=17117


I would def do her in a heartbeat. lol
WTF? i'm quite dissapointed with you. did you see her very last in the pic section? :ugh:

[Lady Pimp]

http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?id=36660

his name is brownbasmati lol

[Lady Pimp]

WTF? i'm quite dissapointed with you. did you see her very last in the pic section? :ugh:
[COLOR=Blue]yeah

and I would still do her

If she lost some weight she would e fine

[Fake Desi Boy]

http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?id=170109

ok what about him ? forget about his age just look at his face, lol

ooh and he has a real sexy accent, he's from scottland :Pelvic2: :Pelvic2:

he has a "tiny nose" :p

[~Angel Of Death~]

Man erm no comments :neutral:

Next.
I have a thing for british accent.


Fakedesiboy: Yes kaala ya gora me no care.

[Lady Pimp]

he has a "tiny nose" :p
you know what I'm not talkin to you

[Lady Pimp]

Man erm no comments :neutral:

Next.
I have a thing for british accent.


Fakedesiboy: Yes kaala ya gora me no care.
have you heard a scottish one?

[~Angel Of Death~]

have you heard a scottish one?
yes once when i was in europe :neutral:

[Lady Pimp]

ok people it's 1:44am and I havn't eaten all day and I'm hungry as hell

I'll be back later

bye.

[kashif1986]

ill be ur friend
for £15 pounds a month
ill put u on the 50 mins a day tariff.. off peak only..
over 50 mins , its 1p a minute charge
35p a min on peak.

everyday 50 :love:

damn orange :no:

my rates are cheaper. only 13.99.
:cheers:

:no:

ill throw in a free handsfree kit

omg i just realised how disgusting that can sound :lol:

yes it does sound disgusting

[kashif1986]

I'll be your friend :bhapi:

:hug: cool

Ill be ur friend :bhapi:

:hug: cool

[kashif1986]

hi friend!

:wavey: hello

[HeRsHeE317]

oh now i get a reply :roll:

[kashif1986]

oh now i get a reply :roll:

i fell asleep after i made the thread, sorry

[nawtysaika]

ahaan....

[Lady Pimp]

i fell asleep after i made the thread, sorry


it went so far without you

[out1aw]

ill be ur friend
for £15 pounds a month
ill put u on the 50 mins a day tariff.. off peak only..
over 50 mins , its 1p a minute charge
35p a min on peak.

everyday 50 :love:


u still got that tarriff

[kashif1986]

it went so far without you

i know u did i read up on the whole thread, was amazed it got to 5 pages but it was off topic after 2

[Lady Pimp]

i know u did i read up on the whole thread, was amazed it got to 5 pages but it was off topic after 2

yeah but thats not our fault. lol