Snakes On A Plane!

[akuza]

Keenan from Keenan & Kel MADE that film :lol:

[paki_Faz]

da film wil b shit, just coz of wht i have seen in da trailers

[akuza]

da film wil b shit, just coz of wht i have seen in da trailers
went to see it today :lol: ask jus_me about it haha

[Monaa]

tell me abt it?

[killuminati87]

da film wil b shit, just coz of wht i have seen in da trailers
you're not ment to watch it seriously :no:

[x_xamzx_x]

i wana go watch it with my mate...but shes scared of snakes,so she dosent wanna watch it :no:

[jus_me]

i went to watch it today with a mate

he screamed like 5 times

one time he nearly even landed in my lap

some stupid woman "next" to us kept staring at me

two white guys came and stood behind us

i had to go to the toilet halfway through because i drank too much coke

some girl started questioning me about how i curl my hair

it rained real bad

[akuza]

i went to watch it today with a mate

he screamed like 5 times

one time he nearly even landed in my lap

some stupid woman "next" to us kept staring at me

two white guys came and stood behind us

i had to go to the toilet halfway through because i drank too much coke

some girl started questioning me about how i curl my hair

it rained real bad
your mate tonto, is hot

:hitit:

and there is nothing wrong with getting a little scared it shows he has a sensitive side *checks his chair for snakes*

[killuminati87]

i went to watch it today with a mate

he screamed like 5 times

one time he nearly even landed in my lap

some stupid woman "next" to us kept staring at me

two white guys came and stood behind us

i had to go to the toilet halfway through because i drank too much coke

some girl started questioning me about how i curl my hair

it rained real bad

:rofl: wha ta looooooooser :p

[jus_me]

your mate tonto, is hot

:hitit:

and there is nothing wrong with getting a little scared it shows he has a sensitive side *checks his chair for snakes*

yeah my mate tis gorgeous

i forgot to tell him that his tshirt twas funny

:no: on the way home ismon put his fingers in my hair and i was like :o SNAKE?! to which he replied "only in my pants"

hes a walking talking cliche.

[jus_me]

:rofl: wha ta looooooooser :p

:slap:

next time im going to make sure my mayte jam-arse gets this face drawn.

[akuza]

yeah my mate tis gorgeous

i forgot to tell him that his tshirt twas funny

:no: on the way home ismon put his fingers in my hair and i was like :o SNAKE?! to which he replied "only in my pants"

hes a walking talking cliche.
:lol: what a MOTHERFUCKING G!?

did you tell him about the part where Samuel L screams "I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!"

then the pose oh damn that pose :rofl:

next time you, me and dupree (better be the premiere seeing as we are rich and see like we would want to rub elbows with owen wilson)

[jus_me]

da film wil b shit, just coz of wht i have seen in da trailers

the film is excellent

very well made

and samuel l jackson, well..need i say more? :love:

[jus_me]

:lol: what a MOTHERFUCKING G!?

did you tell him about the part where Samuel L screams "I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!"

then the pose oh damn that pose :rofl:

next time you, me and dupree (better be the premiere seeing as we are rich and see like we would want to rub elbows with owen wilson)

yeah, i did the pose for him on the platform before we got on the train


lol damn wankshafts..why have it up there if its not out

and mezzanine cinema?! wtf is on in YOUR cinema then?!

[killuminati87]

:lol: what a MOTHERFUCKING G!?

did you tell him about the part where Samuel L screams "I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!"

then the pose oh damn that pose :rofl:

next time you, me and dupree (better be the premiere seeing as we are rich and see like we would want to rub elbows with owen wilson)
so you didnt go to the streats odeon :no:

[akuza]

yeah, i did the pose for him on the platform before we got on the train


lol damn wankshafts..why have it up there if its not out

and mezzanine cinema?! wtf is on in YOUR cinema then?!
what kind of crack was that guy on?

"yeah just go to the mezannine round the corner"

"what corner the one that we have to prance around in the rain (by which i mean me) before we get our arses into garfunkel?"

[jus_me]

what kind of crack was that guy on?

"yeah just go to the mezannine round the corner"

"what corner the one that we have to prance around in the rain (by which i mean me) before we get our arses into garfunkel?"

you prance everywhere

i only prance when simon is around

should have stolen that traffic cone mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyn

[akuza]

so you didnt go to the streats odeon :no:
ill go next time i get a chance :lol: (that place is shit!)

tonto - you make me feel like dancing.

[killuminati87]

ill go next time i get a chance :lol: (that place is shit!)

tonto - you make me feel like dancing.
fuck you :| the streats odeon rocks the WV in purley (i think) is sick though

[jus_me]

i vant to dance thee night avay

im loving angels instead.

[SSSash]

Want to see Harsh Times ... directed by same dude that did Training Day :cool: and Eva Longoria stars :Pelvic2: :Pelvic2: :Pelvic2:

[jus_me]

did i mention that i had to wait 20 mins outside boots for my mate?

:no:

[SSSash]

did i mention that i had to wait 20 mins outside boots for my mate?

:no:

wtf was he gettin a manicure ?

[jus_me]

wtf was he gettin a manicure ?

he says he was standing in front of a brazillian guy

while some of us were being asked if we were lost whilst simultaeneously getting our hair curled

[akuza]

he says he was standing in front of a brazillian guy

while some of us were being asked if we were lost whilst simultaeneously getting our hair curled
seriously this guy just stood in my way had some brazil t-shirt on and was on the phone to a guy called ramirezz

[jus_me]

seriously this guy just stood in my way had some brazil t-shirt on and was on the phone to a guy called ramirezz

this fat bird kept wobbling her arse in front of me so i was like fuck dis man, so i kinda tripped her up

[SSSash]

seriously this guy just stood in my way had some brazil t-shirt on and was on the phone to a guy called ramirezz

damn brasilians .. they have it all .. ... even funky names like ramirez ...

[SSSash]

this fat bird kept wobbling her arse in front of me so i was like fuck dis man, so i kinda tripped her up

u get a lot of wierd ppl in london huh :sarb:

[jus_me]

u get a lot of wierd ppl in london huh :sarb:

yeah..idiots that stand in the middle of the road to conversate :no:

[akuza]

this fat bird kept wobbling her arse in front of me so i was like fuck dis man, so i kinda tripped her up
you must have done it skillfully too :cool2:

SHHHHHHHH in the cinema :lol:

[jus_me]

lol@when you shouted out steven!

what the hell was that woman next to you saying?

if youre going to speak to me atleast let me hear what youre saying

trying to smile at me after saying it :slap:

[akuza]

lol@when you shouted out steven!

what the hell was that woman next to you saying?

if youre going to speak to me atleast let me hear what youre saying

trying to smile at me after saying it :slap:
HAHA he didnt even say his lines properly in the advert

advertising for emergency numbers and then "please switch off your mobile phones"



copernicuses :no:

[jus_me]

HAHA he didnt even say his lines properly in the advert

advertising for emergency numbers and then "please switch off your mobile phones"



copernicuses :no:

post the pic of that guy in the hat

you know, that great britain one.

[akuza]

post the pic of that guy in the hat

you know, that great britain one.
i cant find it :( ill browse through and have him upload it for you a demain.

[jus_me]

a demain :love:

if my charger was plugged in i could have snapped a few.

[paki_Faz]

yeah..idiots that stand in the middle of the road to conversate :no:

sum next guy did dat on ma road while waitin at the lights gets out of his car and goes to the pavement and starts callin out his friends name :sarb:

[akuza]

a demain :love:

if my charger was plugged in i could have snapped a few.
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Akughai/Image036.jpg

[Jaffa_Cakes]

Really, no way! :o
But I don't want to watch it.
It'ss freak me out and I want a snake!

[jus_me]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Akughai/Image036.jpg

david bailey take two is my name

:no: @ the stupid rain getting in the way of us taking photos.

should have snapped that pimp but we were too busy waiting for screen 1, damn it.

[akuza]

david bailey take two is my name

:no: @ the stupid rain getting in the way of us taking photos.

should have snapped that pimp but we were too busy waiting for screen 1, damn it.
lol@ the bins behind me :no:how much shit do they have to throw away?

[jus_me]

next time we are going to take pics of EVERYSING

il make sure the phone tis charged.

[akuza]

next time we are going to take pics of EVERYSING

il make sure the phone tis charged.
:rofl: sing :p yeah lets do it :cool2:

the mazur hasnt used that word in tyme!

[jus_me]

:rofl: sing :p yeah lets do it :cool2:

the mazur hasnt used that word in tyme!

we should even take a photo of the sign that says no photos because we're gangstas lyk dat.

[akuza]

:lol: i want to get a suit like that guy, remember i was talking about a bowler hat and that guy jsut came out pimping it

[crayzee]

Keenan from Keenan & Kel MADE that film :lol:

i heard he died :neutral:

[jus_me]

:lol: i want to get a suit like that guy, remember i was talking about a bowler hat and that guy jsut came out pimping it

did they not have bowler hats in that landan shop?

lol@your accent matching the guy behind the till.