Someone help me!!!!

[$H@MZ]

What are equity products?

I know what equity is... but what the hell are equity products!

I have already googled it and had no such luck!

Thanks

[akuza]

products that have equity/ value? :dunno:

[s11nyk]

stocks, shares, debentures.............those sort of things.


A Guaranteed Equity Product is a fixed–term savings product (over 5 or 6 years) where the return is linked to the performance of a Stock Market Index, usually the FTSE™ 100 Index†. Unlike a direct investment in the Stock Market, there is no risk to the capital invested. Guaranteed Equity Products are unlike other deposit accounts, they do not have set interest rates (although they may have a guaranteed minimum return). All return is paid at the end of the investment period.

[Monaa]

No idea. :dunno:

[$H@MZ]

stocks, shares, debentures.............those sort of things.


A Guaranteed Equity Product is a fixed–term savings product (over 5 or 6 years) where the return is linked to the performance of a Stock Market Index, usually the FTSE™ 100 Index†. Unlike a direct investment in the Stock Market, there is no risk to the capital invested. Guaranteed Equity Products are unlike other deposit accounts, they do not have set interest rates (although they may have a guaranteed minimum return). All return is paid at the end of the investment period.

Thanks Sunny, so I take it an ordinary equity product does not always guarantee the minimum amount that you originally put in right?

[s11nyk]

Thanks Sunny, so I take it an ordinary equity product does not always guarantee the minimum amount that you originally put in right?
the 2nd paragrahp ws googled....but equity in its own right is a share....for example a share of a company......

the guarantee element is used to entice the investors....

[Geezer]

Babes, you can always get a job in Boots :p :p

[$H@MZ]

the 2nd paragrahp ws googled....but equity in its own right is a share....for example a share of a company......

the guarantee element is used to entice the investors....

Cheers.

Babes, you can always get a job in Boots

Been there done that, got the Tshirt.

BORING!

[raja_jrps]

stocks, shares, debentures.............those sort of things.
.

isnt that what old people have in thier mouths? :sarb:

[kashif1986]

Been there done that, got the Tshirt.

BORING!


post a pic

[kashif1986]

isnt that what old people have in thier mouths? :sarb:
:slap: thats dentures

[Geezer]

Been there done that, got the Tshirt.

BORING!

So what exactly are you doing in your new role, what function?

[s11nyk]

isnt that what old people have in thier mouths? :sarb:


no that would be dentures.

[s11nyk]

Babes, you can always get a job in Boots :p :p


:rofl:.........in fact :roflbow:

[$H@MZ]

post a pic

Of...?

[kashif1986]

Of...?

never mind

[$H@MZ]

So what exactly are you doing in your new role, what function?

:dunno: I just want to know what equity products are...

I am still looking for a job!

[Geezer]

:rofl:.........in fact :roflbow:

Babyboo just seems a bit out of her depth :p :p

[Geezer]

:dunno: I just want to know what equity products are...

I am still looking for a job!

Ah here's me thinking that you actually got that job at RBS :dunno:

[s11nyk]

:dunno: I just want to know what equity products are...

I am still looking for a job!


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[$H@MZ]

Ah here's me thinking that you actually got that job at RBS :dunno:

Nah I didnt get it.

Kinda glad, the assessment day was BLURGH!

Oh well just adds to the experience.

[impactcrew]

current positions available here.

Administrator - Internal Comms & Plain Language
Canary Wharf - London, Communications, Chief Executive Office, Ref:39288


Administrator - Wholesale Investment Banks Department
Canary Wharf - London, Wholesale Firms, Wholesale & Institutional Markets,

Associate - Assistant Company Secretary
Canary Wharf - London, Company Secretary, CHAIR - Chairman Office,

Associate - EU Implementation - Retail Policy Division
Canary Wharf - London, Retail Policy, Retail Markets,

Associate - Global Team, ISPC
Canary Wharf - London, Financial Strategy & Risk, Chief Executive Office,

Associate - MAR Monitoring-Transaction Monitoring Unit
Canary Wharf - London, Markets, Wholesale & Institutional Markets,

Associate - Market Listing Transactions
Canary Wharf - London, Markets, Wholesale & Institutional Markets,

Associate - Training and Competence -MGI Department - Retail Policy Division
Canary Wharf - London, Retail Policy, Retail Markets, ..

Associate - Wholesale Insurance
Canary Wharf - London, Wholesale Firms, Wholesale & Institutional Markets,

Associate, Equity Markets Division
Canary Wharf - London, Markets, Wholesale & Institutional Markets

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Canary Wharf - London, Retail Themes, Retail Markets,

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Canary Wharf - London, Wholesale & Prudential Policy, Wholesale & Institutional Markets,

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Canary Wharf - London, Markets, Wholesale & Institutional Markets,

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Canary Wharf - London, Regulatory Services MSU, Regulatory Services,

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what company chief?

[s11nyk]

Babyboo just seems a bit out of her depth :p :p

wait but she can do an accounts course and become an accountants ot think about a legal course and become alegal eagle...........

read a book about dentist...and become a dental technician............its so easy these days and to think i worked hard for 10 years to get where i am today....:eyebrow:

[impactcrew]

Nah I didnt get it.

Kinda glad, the assessment day was BLURGH!

Oh well just adds to the experience.

Maybe it was for the best and good luck with next one.

Side note was yr interviwer a fit lady?

[$H@MZ]

Yes Sunny I am aware how to job hunt!

I have had three interviews this week (if you call someone talking more than you an interview :neutral:)

[s11nyk]

what company chief?

the only company....MINE.


www.fsa.gov.uk

[Geezer]

Nah I didnt get it.

Kinda glad, the assessment day was BLURGH!

Oh well just adds to the experience.

I hope you're looking in the right places for graduates. Go to www.prospects.ac.uk or www.doctorjob.com (not for doctors :slap: ).

If need be, just go with an agency and get a temp job while you're looking.

[$H@MZ]

wait but she can do an accounts course and become an accountants ot think about a legal course and become alegal eagle...........

read a book about dentist...and become a dental technician............its so easy these days and to think i worked hard for 10 years to get where i am today....:eyebrow:

:squint:

[$H@MZ]

I hope you're looking in the right places for graduates. Go to www.prospects.ac.uk or www.doctorjob.com (not for doctors :slap: ).

If need be, just go with an agency and get a temp job while you're looking.

:yes: Been there and done that too.

The issue now is, I have not got a clue what I want to do :sarb:

[impactcrew]

the only company....MINE.


www.fsa.gov.uk

Bang in canary wharf!

[Geezer]

:yes: Been there and done that too.

The issue now is, I have not got a clue what I want to do :sarb:

Does Boots still do the buy 3 and get the cheapest item for free deal?

:lol:

[s11nyk]

:squint:


dont worry you have plenty of time.

[s11nyk]

Bang in canary wharf!


if i saids it the only place to be, would you believe me....

[impactcrew]

if i saids it the only place to be, would you believe me....

with the recent heatwave we have had, i would have to say u are a lucky bastard! ;)

[Geezer]

if i saids it the only place to be, would you believe me....

Yeah Im a bit sad that I dont work there anymore, absolutely love the area. We're always out and about in that area on the weekends. Plus I only work in Bank now so 3 stops closer to my little baba :cuddle:

[s11nyk]

with the recent heatwave we have had, i would have to say u are a lucky bastard! ;)

man, i;m just gald things have developed here big ime, more bars etc and bigger firms......

[s11nyk]

Yeah Im a bit sad that I dont work there anymore, absolutely love the area. We're always out and about in that area on the weekends. Plus I only work in Bank now so 3 stops closer to my little baba :cuddle:

3 stops seems like a lifetime for my little prodgidy.

[impactcrew]

man, i;m just gald things have developed here big ime, more bars etc and bigger firms......

any increase in executive desi female sluts in the area?

[s11nyk]

any increase in executive desi female sluts in the area?

there are plenty of desi sluts arouond here.

You ever get youn bengali girls dressing up for friday nights in suits to act like they work here, in the hope of bagging some poor rich folk.

but Bank of America has some classy women....we had a corporate event with them 2 weeks ago, and they were the tops i tell you that

[Geezer]

3 stops seems like a lifetime for my little prodgidy.

At least its not the sweaty central line, I'll come to you smelling like a fucking daffodil.

[Geezer]

there are plenty of desi sluts arouond here.

You ever get youn bengali girls dressing up for friday nights in suits to act like they work here, in the hope of bagging some poor rich folk.

but Bank of America has some classy women....we had a corporate event with them 2 weeks ago, and they were the tops i tell you that

Man I remember them :lol:

[impactcrew]

there are plenty of desi sluts arouond here.

You ever get youn bengali girls dressing up for friday nights in suits to act like they work here, in the hope of bagging some poor rich folk.

but Bank of America has some classy women....we had a corporate event with them 2 weeks ago, and they were the tops i tell you that

ha ha ha do they have a rucksack to put the clothes back in the bag and then go back home in there siddi sadddi desi suits!

I tell you what, last time i was down there there was a group of some very attractive milfs!

[s11nyk]

At least its not the sweaty central line, I'll come to you smelling like a fucking daffodil.

daffodillll....you will always be my wilting rose.....time for another drinking session me thinks.

[Geezer]

There should be a big billboard here saying 'Does anyone actually do some work around here?'

:lol:

[ispeakadatruth!!]

What are equity products?

I know what equity is... but what the hell are equity products!

I have already googled it and had no such luck!

Thanks


lol!! u obviously not a finance major are you?? try www.investopedia.com :D

[s11nyk]

Man I remember them :lol:

there bloody everywhere....buy day's it the drain pip jeans with Nike Air MAx trainers whith a tub or lard in ther hair.....

by nights iit's the suited and booted look, but with the lard still in the hair.

[s11nyk]

ha ha ha do they have a rucksack to put the clothes back in the bag and then go back home in there siddi sadddi desi suits!

I tell you what, last time i was down there there was a group of some very attractive milfs!

there is no such thing as siddi saddi....everyone has skeletons in their clostes....some more than others...most of the girls walking around are with their bf's etc....and look about 13.

as for the milfs............try getting into the Bank of American building..........:naughty:

[Meshi]

Invest in me babey, I'm an equity product with extremely high returns!

[Geezer]

there is no such thing as siddi saddi....everyone has skeletons in their clostes....some more than others...most of the girls walking around are with their bf's etc....and look about 13.

as for the milfs............try getting into the Bank of American building..........:naughty:

I've seen a few hijabis with their boyfriends in the shopping complex, actually I see them all the time. Obviously skiving off lessons at tower hamlets.

[s11nyk]

Invest in me babey, I'm an equity product with extremely high returns!

for the short term period...that is.

[s11nyk]

I've seen a few hijabis with their boyfriends in the shopping complex, actually I see them all the time. Obviously skiving off lessons at tower hamlets.

we got a few here, but they fat and small.......:lol:

but yeah more and more desi seems to be coming to CW to work.....it's gonna be 1 big corner shop in a few years.

[Geezer]

we got a few here, but they fat and small.......:lol:

but yeah more and more desi seems to be coming to CW to work.....it's gonna be 1 big corner shop in a few years.

Sunny lets move to the cayman islands, I could probably go there in a few years if I stay with the company Im gonna work for :p

[impactcrew]

there is no such thing as siddi saddi....everyone has skeletons in their clostes....some more than others...most of the girls walking around are with their bf's etc....and look about 13.

as for the milfs............try getting into the Bank of American building..........:naughty:

Make use of yr cam phone! :eyebrow:

No surprises on the rude boy wannabees with there young ladies in tow!

[Meshi]

for the short term period...that is.

Live for the present! Enjoy your short term returns. :p

[s11nyk]

Sunny lets move to the cayman islands, I could probably go there in a few years if I stay with the company Im gonna work for :p

you trying to get me to elope with you big boy...:eyebrow:

[s11nyk]

Make use of yr cam phone! :eyebrow:

No surprises on the rude boy wannabees with there young ladies in tow!

what am i a perv.............it's better to appriciete in real life than in a pic...if youy get my drift.

[s11nyk]

Live for the present! Enjoy your short term returns. :p

if you like 1 minute wonders, then sure go for it...for totally satisfaction...the long term is where it's at.

[Geezer]

what am i a perv.............it's better to appriciete in real life than in a pic...if youy get my drift.

no comment

[s11nyk]

no comment

no comment is much better than a bad comment....:lol:

[Geezer]

no comment is much better than a bad comment....:lol:

Oi, dont you owe me a cd full of goodies :anxious:

[impactcrew]

what am i a perv.............it's better to appriciete in real life than in a pic...if youy get my drift.

Loud and clear!

[s11nyk]

Oi, dont you owe me a cd full of goodies :anxious:

time are hard huh...ok i am off tommrrow, i shall see whats new and what s not..you want clips of full features......lol

seeing it';s been a while for you, clips should be more than sufficient, one minute wonders and all that jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

then you can Youtube it to WTL as requested.

[Geezer]

time are hard huh...ok i am off tommrrow, i shall see whats new and what s not..you want clips of full features......lol

seeing it';s been a while for you, clips should be more than sufficient, one minute wonders and all that jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

then you can Youtube it to WTL as requested.

Full clips please, I think I really wanna treat myself this weekend :rofl:

[s11nyk]

Full clips please, I think I really wanna treat myself this weekend :rofl:


for a treat you shall get the full feature....cant say much about the storyline but plenty of "hows your father".

[Geezer]

for a treat you shall get the full feature....cant say much about the storyline but plenty of "hows your father".

gahaha, I saw one the other day, full feature.

"ooh im gonna have to go back to england if I dont get a straight A...im willing to do anything to bump up my grade.....ANything..."

[impactcrew]

gahaha, I saw one the other day, full feature.

"ooh im gonna have to go back to england if I dont get a straight A...im willing to do anything to bump up my grade.....ANything..."

Geezer have u seen Anjali speaking gujrati? :Oops:

[s11nyk]

gahaha, I saw one the other day, full feature.

"ooh im gonna have to go back to england if I dont get a straight A...im willing to do anything to bump up my grade.....ANything..."

how many peole have said that to you in the hope of beoming a VIP...me excluding...:rofl:

[Geezer]

Geezer have u seen Anjali speaking gujrati? :Oops:

Dude, dont offend me like that.

:no:

[Geezer]

how many peole have said that to you in the hope of beoming a VIP...me excluding...:rofl:

:rofl: just the other day actually.

"Oh you're really sweet, any girl would be lucky to have you...btw do you think my username would good in white?"

:rofl:

[impactcrew]

Dude, dont offend me like that.

:no:

DEsilicious check it out! :)

[Geezer]

DEsilicious check it out! :)

Im honestly and utterly not into desi porn :rofl:

[impactcrew]

Im honestly and utterly not into desi porn :rofl:

LOL this features uk clad ladies and not the south indian/tamil/bengali hairy ladies (No offence to anyone) and there is this whitewashed desi from yorkshire doing her first photoshoot and the interview is jokes!

[s11nyk]

Dude, dont offend me like that.

:no:

your a wanna be in disguise right....

[s11nyk]

:rofl: just the other day actually.

"Oh you're really sweet, any girl would be lucky to have you...btw do you think my username would good in white?"

:rofl:


hmmm in white..i wonder who that could have been....:rofl:

[s11nyk]

Im honestly and utterly not into desi porn :rofl:

ok..noted...no desi.

[impactcrew]

ok..noted...no desi.

:rofl: give him an eyeopener!

[boredatwork]

the only company....MINE.


www.fsa.gov.uk

Lol FSA. I heard its the biggest doss of a place, while the salarys are good. People call asking questions and you dont have a deadline to answer. Private sector pay with public sector mentality.

[s11nyk]

Lol FSA. I heard its the biggest doss of a place, while the salarys are good. People call asking questions and you dont have a deadline to answer. Private sector pay with public sector mentality.


we have deadlines and all that shit..not sure where you heard that.

Yeah the place if wicked...salaryies are good considering we are a privtae firm linked to the treasury....but money can always be better right.

[raja_jrps]

no that would be dentures.
:slap: thats dentures


ayayaaa! wheres the sense of humour gone?

[Geezer]

Samo, its dentures*