Ladiez if you had a dick for one day, wat would u do with it

[nadiafreez]

would u bang a hot chick? :neutral:


dayum i must be really bored

[BoO bOo]

no. i dont like that kind of hard work.

[TheSkyIsBlue]

lol this dude rite here makes the weirdest fuckin threads :p

[frogy]

having a dick really sucks when u get massive boners at work....i hate wearing slacks now

[kwitcherbitchin]

pee standing up...that must be nice. =/

[nadiafreez]

no. i dont like that kind of hard work.


lol so wat would u do with it, if u had it for the whole day

[nadiafreez]

lol this dude rite here makes the weirdest fuckin threads :p


i take that as compliment :D

[la_bele_dame]

i will sit in front of tv all day long - with my hands in my jeans...... just to get the feel of a guys life........

[BoO bOo]

lol so wat would u do with it, if u had it for the whole day
dick slapp somebody.. :dunnouh:

[nadiafreez]

i will sit in front of tv all day long - with my hands in my jeans...... just to get the feel of a guys life........


haha booring

[nadiafreez]

dick slapp somebody.. :dunnouh:


or u could sword fight with your bf :p

[la_bele_dame]

haha booring

excatly ... i dont know how u guys do it all day long

[BoO bOo]

or u could sword fight with your bf :p
i dun have a bf nemore :(

[nadiafreez]

excatly ... i dont know how u guys do it all day long


well it is just warm n cozy down there

n its comforting to mr dick when we hold it

[nadiafreez]

i dun have a bf nemore :(


oh well that sucks

or maynot, if u like being single

[BoO bOo]

oh well that sucks

or maynot, if u like being single
actually m single fo a reason.

[la_bele_dame]

well it is just warm n cozy down there

n its comforting to mr dick when we hold it
warm and cozy and dirty......


why not just wear gloves if ur sooo cold :sarb:

[nadiafreez]

warm and cozy and dirty......


why not just wear gloves if ur sooo cold :sarb:


well gloves would not be that comfortable

[jafferman]

warm and cozy and dirty......


why not just wear gloves if ur sooo cold :sarb:
cuz its more comfy feelin

[poojasxy]

Ladiez if you had a dick for one day, wat would u do with it (http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=6258288#post6258288) id give it to u ass to mouth & then bust a nut on ur face. yeah. :rockon:

[nadiafreez]

id give it to u ass to mouth & then bust a nut on ur face. yeah. :rockon:


haha, i wont even come close to you.

u cant do me, cuz i mean i would stay 50 feet away from u.

[la_bele_dame]

cuz its more comfy feelin

so just stick ur hand in apple pie.... thats definitely comfy and warm :P

[nadiafreez]

so just stick ur hand in apple pie.... thats definitely comfy and warm :P


i wish i could explain you in more detail


but its soemthing i dont wanna say on forums

[la_bele_dame]

i wish i could explain you in more detail


but its soemthing i dont wanna say on forums
sharam aagayi?

[Amaryllis]

stick it in your ass!!!

[jafferman]

so just stick ur hand in apple pie.... thats definitely comfy and warm :P
or id rather eat it :p

[nadiafreez]

sharam aagayi?


hahaha, ur funny

well im still not gonna say it on forums tho

:--P

[poojasxy]

haha, i wont even come close to you.

u cant do me, cuz i mean i would stay 50 feet away from u.u should be scared coz id bust ur asshole open. :yes:

[jafferman]

u should be scared coz id bust ur asshole open. :yes:
:ugh:

[la_bele_dame]

or id rather eat it :pi wouldnt mind a piece as long as nothing was poked into it.....:p except maybe a fork or a knife

[nadiafreez]

u should be scared coz id bust ur asshole open. :yes:


dang no wonder god didnt give u a dick

cuz u would have definately missed used it :p

[jafferman]

i wouldnt mind a piece as long as nothing was poked into it.....:p except maybe a fork or a knife
thats not what i ment by eatin warm apple pie :o

[la_bele_dame]

hahaha, ur funny

well im still not gonna say it on forums tho

:--Pfine i will just take u as someone who cant speak their mind ........:p

is too shy or maybe omg "scared" hehehe

[snoop786]

stick it in your ass!!!
:roflbow: :roflbow:

[nadiafreez]

fine i will just take u as someone who cant speak their mind ........:p

is too shy or maybe omg "scared" hehehe


ok since its late night i guess not alot of people are viewing this shit. but

lol we u are holding the sac, it makes me feel safe that im home and no body is watching, and it also makes me feel realy comfy

[la_bele_dame]

thats not what i ment by eatin warm apple pie :o:no:

can a girl just dream of warm apple pie without mixing it up with something else

[la_bele_dame]

ok since its late night i guess not alot of people are viewing this shit. but

lol we u are holding the sac, it makes me feel safe that im home and no body is watching, and it also makes me feel realy comfy

:roflbow: so in a way its kinda like ur safety blanket

[CrackPhatani]

i would get it sucked to see what it feels like. and i would make the girl suck my nuts too

[jafferman]

:no:

can a girl just dream of warm apple pie without mixing it up with something else
:anxious:

[nadiafreez]

:roflbow: so in a way its kinda like ur safety blanket


yea i guess cuz its sensitive part of the body.

when u hold it with your hands, u just feel protected.

[nadiafreez]

How about we double-f*ck him together? ;)


One can hit it from the back, and the other can bust on his face.


why me.

just cuz i made this thread?

[nadiafreez]

i would get it sucked to see what it feels like. and i would make the girl suck my nuts too


haha u crazy yaar

[CrackPhatani]

haha u crazy yaar
u didnt even hear the end. then ill nut all over her face

[nadiafreez]

u didnt even hear the end. then ill nut all over her face


haha aw.

nicca u wild. ;)

[nadiafreez]

I'd drink excessive amounts of coffee + lots of water, which would enable me to practically spend the whole day peeing whilst standing up.


I would then brag about it for the next 17 years.


sweet

[CrackPhatani]

haha aw.

nicca u wild. ;)
dont act like u dont do that

[nadiafreez]

dont act like u dont do that


haha. im not commenting on that.

u want to do my naam barbaad infront of everyone yaar

[CrackPhatani]

haha. im not commenting on that.

u want to do my naam barbaad infront of everyone yaar
lol and that pic in ur sig on the right makes u look like namazi right?

[nadiafreez]

Nadiafreez,

Your next thread should be, "Would a Muslim enjoy being whipped 100 times for pre-marital sex, if he/she had a B&D fetish or was a masochist?"

B&D is bondage and dominance....Masochists take sexual pleasure in receiving physical pain.


lol nah that would be too much for people here to take

[nadiafreez]

lol and that pic in ur sig on the right makes u look like namazi right?


loll. i was just showing my stomach

[fragiledoll]

would u bang a hot chick? :neutral:


dayum i must be really bored

Bang BOTH, Chick n the Rooster!

[CrackPhatani]

loll. i was just showing my stomach
yea in the most innocent way possible right

[nadiafreez]

Bang BOTH, Chick n the Rooster!


haha cool.

this chick dont play.

[fragiledoll]

haha cool.

this chick dont play.



Will i be on the news as well????? HEADLINES!!!!! Chick with a Dick?

[nadiafreez]

Will i be on the news as well????? HEADLINES!!!!! Chich with a Dick?


nop, it wont really spread

[fragiledoll]

nop, it wont really spread

uh typing error! the Dick really makes me nervous!..

i can imagine ryte now me with a dick!
God is Just.
If women had Dick, Men wud be slaughtered everyday?

[nadiafreez]

uh typing error! the Dick really makes me nervous!..

i can imagine ryte now me with a dick!
God is Just.
If women had Dick, Men wud be slaughtered everyday?


haha are u serious.

i know wat u mean tho , cuz girls are evil in certain ways. u are right

[fragiledoll]

haha are u serious.

i know wat u mean tho , cuz girls are evil in certain ways. u are right

thats y men r MEAN, coz they have IT !!!

[LostinHollywood]

id jack off to about 30 different pornos.

[21cent]

i would suck it

[Rogue]

detachable peeeeeenisssss :lalala:

i would probably try to return it to its rightful owner. without havin used it. i'm sure if it's big then whoever the owner is must be missin it bad.

[fragiledoll]

id jack off to about 30 different pornos.


what a waste!

[nadiafreez]

thats y men r MEAN, coz they have IT !!!


im not mean.

i like sweet sexin :_D

[fragiledoll]

im not mean.

i like sweet sexin :_D


how sweet.........too bad im in Africa....

[nadiafreez]

how sweet.........too bad im in Africa....


wow are u serious. wat are u doing in africa lol

[fragiledoll]

wow are u serious. wat are u doing in africa lol


u r not mean...n im serious
im living in Africa!!

[nadiafreez]

u r not mean...n im serious
im living in Africa!!


fun, actually i knew a guy long time ago who moved to nirobi for some reason.

but cool

well im off to bed ciao