Solutions to Overpopulation.

[Rogue]

So...here is a suggested solution to the overpopulation of the planet...

Instead of contributing money to the research of products like viagara and cialis, we should contribute money to the development of a product that can make semen taste like chocolate.

Discuss. And if you have any other simpler suggestions, throw 'em out there.

[ShahQ]

I suggest a wider usage of anal sex, and perhaps some homosexuality for those who can swing it? Savvy??

[Rogue]

I suggest a wider usage of anal sex, and perhaps some homosexuality for those who can swing it? Savvy??i do believe that's already being implemented.

[TechPhunk]

So...here is a suggested solution to the overpopulation of the planet...

Instead of contributing money to the research of products like viagara and cialis, we should contribute money to the development of a product that can make semen taste like chocolate.

Discuss. And if you have any other simpler suggestions, throw 'em out there.

Wow, that solution deserves the Nobel Prize, lol.

[Space-Cowboy]

I say we just turn people off from sex by making it manditory for everyone to watch a scandelous sex tape involving Martha Stewart....

[MolviCorleone]

Answer: G W Bush

[MolviCorleone]

I say we just turn people off from sex by making it manditory for everyone to watch a scandelous sex tape involving Martha Stewart....

or Christine Hamilton

[Rogue]

Wow, that solution deserves the Nobel Prize, lol.it's a win win situation. we would all have our own personal willy wonkas who are only too happy to comply.

[Rogue]

:rofl:

I think it's brilliant. That one gets my vote.just think about it...

belgium chocolate
godiva
lindt
nutella...

the possibilities are endless.

[MolviCorleone]

Fetal alcohol syndrome?

No just President G. Dubbya Bush

[TechPhunk]

it's a win win situation. we would all have our own personal willy wonkas who are only too happy to comply.

lmfao, ya, i like your thinking lol.

[dopekhor]

wipe out the desis and chinks, problem solved

[MolviCorleone]

lmaoooo @ willy wonkas

[jassika]

haha good one

[Tigr]

I was reading an article, that all those birth control pills that women use are showing up in the trace concentration in domestic water supply, and are affecting the sperm count. Its a concern.

[Rogue]

I was reading an article, that all those birth control pills that women use are showing up in the trace concentration in domestic water supply, and are affecting the sperm count. Its a concern.oh, the butterfly effect is gonna come out to bite us in the ass in someway yet again. i'm glad i'm not a contributer to that problem.

[Rogue]

No but look:

http://www.nsnet.org/nsfas/FAS_Face3.jpg
http://vigrid.clarence.com/archive/images/George%20W.%20Bush.JPG:rofl: the similarities are so utterly uncanny! but did we really need science to know that there are some serious cognitive impairments in our nation's leader and his administration.

[ShahQ]

:rofl: the similarities are so utterly uncanny! but did we really need science to know that there are some serious cognitive impairments in our nation's leader and his administration.

They seem to be doing a pretty good job at making this war profitable, while accomplishing their political goals simultaneously.

[MolviCorleone]

No but look:

http://www.nsnet.org/nsfas/FAS_Face3.jpg
http://vigrid.clarence.com/archive/images/George%20W.%20Bush.JPG

So a person with Fetal alcohol syndrome will.....
'tend to be sexually curious, yet often lack understanding of socially appropriate sexual behavior. Thus, they are at higher than average risk for sexual victimization due to their impulsive behavior and poor social judgment'

http://www.adopting.org/rwfas.html

how does that solve overpopulation? its probably how half of india was made.

[Rogue]

They seem to be doing a pretty good job at making this war profitable, while accomplishing their political goals simultaneously.yes, they do, but they have the conspiring corporations and industry leaders "helping" them out as well.

[herbew_hammer]

So...here is a suggested solution to the overpopulation of the planet...

Instead of contributing money to the research of products like viagara and cialis, we should contribute money to the development of a product that can make semen taste like chocolate.

Discuss. And if you have any other simpler suggestions, throw 'em out there.
but it DOES taste like chocolate...honestly, come get some.

[jassika]

I was reading an article, that all those birth control pills that women use are showing up in the trace concentration in domestic water supply, and are affecting the sperm count. Its a concern.
that reminds me of this movie thats comin out "children of men" i saw the trailer yesterday. no woman is able to have a baby anymore so its the last generation taking place and the youngest person alive is like 18 and dies

[Rogue]

but it DOES taste like chocolate...honestly, come get some.if i were to interview your previous consumers, i doubt they would support this claim :hand:

[TechPhunk]

They seem to be doing a pretty good job at making this war profitable, while accomplishing their political goals simultaneously.

Why not, democracy is a good thing. It's the most genius exploit the world has ever seen.

[jassika]

that reminds me of this movie thats comin out "children of men" i saw the trailer yesterday. no woman is able to have a baby anymore so its the last generation taking place and the youngest person alive is like 18 and dies
http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/childrenofmen/

[Rogue]

that reminds me of this movie thats comin out "children of men" i saw the trailer yesterday. no woman is able to have a baby anymore so its the last generation taking place and the youngest person alive is like 18 and diesyea, i saw that trailer yesterday too and his comment reminded me of it but i forgot the name. original idea and probably freakingly plausible.

[herbew_hammer]

if i were to interview your previous consumers, i doubt they would support this claim :hand:
that's why i never tell them where i live. :kekeke:

[Octane]

So...here is a suggested solution to the overpopulation of the planet...

Instead of contributing money to the research of products like viagara and cialis, we should contribute money to the development of a product that can make semen taste like chocolate.

Discuss. And if you have any other simpler suggestions, throw 'em out there.


Chocolate? Seriously????

FYI - Men who drink or consume substansive amount of fruit increase the sugar content of semen.

PS> As per the original question, condoms, tubal ligation, and a law preventing stupid people from breeding. I do remember sometime ago that Indonesia (I think) was contemplating such a move.

[Rogue]

that's why i never tell them where i live. :kekeke:false advertisement :no:

[bad_cheque]

Nice joke but there is no overpopulation in the world just unequal distribution of wealth.

[Rogue]

Chocolate? Seriously????

FYI - Men who drink or consume substansive amount of fruit increase the sugar content of semen.

PS> As per the original question, condoms, tubal ligation, and a law preventing stupid people from breeding. I do remember sometime ago that Indonesia (I think) was contemplating such a move.as fruity as you can make semen taste, there is no turning down chocolate. at least for most women, anyway.

[dopekhor]

so rogue how many children can the world expect from your tummy? 7/8 or more?

[herbew_hammer]

false advertisement :no:
its still better than what your parents will arrange you with.

[Rogue]

so rogue how many children can the world expect from your tummy? 7/8 or more?12 children.
an entire cricket team complete with a commentator.

but on a more serious note, probably 2-4. 1 or 2 of which may be adopted.

[herbew_hammer]

Chocolate? Seriously????

FYI - Men who drink or consume substansive amount of fruit increase the sugar content of semen.

PS> As per the original question, condoms, tubal ligation, and a law preventing stupid people from breeding. I do remember sometime ago that Indonesia (I think) was contemplating such a move.
most of semen is Sucrose i think. It's almost all sugar with a trace of protien in the actual semen. ITs all sugar i donno how you can increase the concentration :/

[jigga man23]

So...here is a suggested solution to the overpopulation of the planet...

Instead of contributing money to the research of products like viagara and cialis, we should contribute money to the development of a product that can make semen taste like chocolate.

Discuss. And if you have any other simpler suggestions, throw 'em out there.

So tell me what does semen taste like now?? :sarb:

[Rogue]

its still better than what your parents will arrange you with.oh, i don't know about that. my parents have impeccible taste...but i would try to first see if genetics have allowed me acquire the same.

[Rogue]

So tell me what does semen taste like now?? :sarb:pour yourself a cup later on tonight.

[ShahQ]

Why not, democracy is a good thing. It's the most genius exploit the world has ever seen.
Romaflo @ democracy. All governmental systems have pros and cons, and ultimately are effective when the idiology of all people involved is the same. Once that's the case, it doesn't matter what system you have in place.

[dopekhor]

12 children.
an entire cricket team complete with a commentator.

but on a more serious note, probably 2-4. 1 or 2 of which may be adopted.
what about a substitute?

thats nice!

[Octane]

as fruity as you can make semen taste, there is no turning down chocolate. at least for most women, anyway.

I wouldnt know, but Ill take your word for it, and defer to your expertise :p

Either way the only way that would be possible is to introduce coca into the "mix" and really nothing short of injection at this point in time would do something close to that. EWwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Now what about chocolate breast milk?

[Rogue]

most of semen is Sucrose i think. It's almost all sugar with a trace of protien in the actual semen. ITs all sugar i donno how you can increase the concentration :/oh well, i think there are billions and billions of tastebuds out there that would disagree with this. i'm just saying that should should a solution be developed, it might just help solve a bit of our over population issues and help lead an endorphin happy society.

[herbew_hammer]

oh, i don't know about that. my parents have impeccible taste...but i would try to first see if genetics have allowed me acquire the same.
like I said... its still better than what your parents will arrange you with.

[dopekhor]

i wonder how chocolate semen would react after visiting the ovary!

[MolviCorleone]

:| You just killed it.

All i mean't was since that focker G.Bush is responsible for the deaths of thousands of civilians if not millions then hes the answer.......didnt mean it in a nice or funny way. Just that wars and diseases=the answer to overpopulation.

Sorry to be all depressive n shit.

[Octane]

most of semen is Sucrose i think. It's almost all sugar with a trace of protien in the actual semen. ITs all sugar i donno how you can increase the concentration :/

Your semen needs it as food. Hence, what you consume which is fructose gets filtered into there. Its a physiologic response. Refined sugars are a new substance, from an evolutionary standpoint sugar came from fruit. Which we consumed. Read Guyton's Physiology if you more interested.

[Rogue]

I wouldnt know, but Ill take your word for it, and defer to your expertise :p

Either way the only way that would be possible is to introduce coca into the "mix" and really nothing short of injection at this point in time would do something close to that. EWwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Now what about chocolate breast milk?;) see, if we ever have a break through with that solution, the other possibilities would be simply glorious. you could have one breast producing chocolate milk which would actually be hot cocao considering the fact that it's warm...and the other producing regular milk.

[dopekhor]

:slap: That's for the children.
hey they need some early taste bud developments too

[Rogue]

i wonder how chocolate semen would react after visiting the ovary!the ovary would accept it more readily seeing that the chocolate is swimming towards her...duh :rofl:

[herbew_hammer]

Your semen needs it as food. Hence, what you consume which is fructose gets filtered into there. Its a physiologic response. Refined sugars are a new substance, from an evolutionary standpoint sugar came from fruit. Which we consumed. Read Guyton's Physiology if you more interested.
I am taking physiology right now. I understand how the sugars are broken down and all that stuff kinda. I just thought it always tastes sweet becasue therez sugar to feed the semen but i could be wrong. test on monday :(

[Octane]

;) see, if we ever have a break through with that solution, the other possibilities would be simply glorious. you could have one breast producing chocolate milk which would actually be hot cocao considering the fact that it's warm...and the other producing regular milk.

Hmm? Intersting point, Though what would we do for Marshmellows? :D

[Rogue]

Don't they already have pills for that? It doesn't make you taste like chocolate, but it's supposed to make it taste good nonetheless.they are trying to make pills, yes. but not all of them are successful. none of them make it taste like chocolate :) at least, none that i've heard.

[jigga man23]

pour yourself a cup later on tonight.

Nah I'll pass...

[Rogue]

Hmm? Intersting point, Though what would we do for Marshmellows? :D;) see, now you're talkin...some more liquid s'mores.

[Octane]

:slap: That's for the children.

Well look you guys want a stick spouting chocolaty goodness. And we arent averse to deviled dumplings satiating our consumarily needs. An equal trade off no?

[TechPhunk]

Romaflo @ democracy. All governmental systems have pros and cons, and ultimately are effective when the idiology of all people involved is the same. Once that's the case, it doesn't matter what system you have in place.

Um, democracy has been the most effective form of government to date.

[Octane]

I am taking physiology right now. I understand how the sugars are broken down and all that stuff kinda. I just thought it always tastes sweet becasue therez sugar to feed the semen but i could be wrong. test on monday :(

Dude what do you think Im referring too? Astronomy?

Your going to test the taste of it on Monday :neutral: oook then enjoy.

[Rogue]

Well look you guys want a stick spouting chocolaty goodness. And we arent averse to deviled dumplings satiating our consumarily needs. An equal trade off no?dude...you aren't even looking at the cost-effectiveness of this solution...i mean...just think, men wouldn't have to keep restocking the chocolate stash for their women every so often...they would be in house factories making fresh stock whenever desired.

[TechPhunk]

what if they made it the watermelon flavor like from bubbleicious...on an off note, those sour icebreakers are rad.

[Octane]

;) see, now you're talkin...some more liquid s'mores.


Liquid smores??? I think Gerber beat you to that one already :p

So humans as food dispensers (vending machines) an interesting notion. Wonder if we will need a quarter at some point :p

[Rogue]

Liquid smores??? I think Gerber beat you to that one already :p

So humans as food dispensers (vending machines) an interesting notion. Wonder if we will need a quarter at some point :pi wonder where the quarter slot would be.

i didn't know gerber had liquid s'mores.

[Rogue]

Why haven't they invented this stuff yet? I'm serious.:dunno: they don't have enough women in their think tanks.

[Octane]

dude...you aren't even looking at the cost-effectiveness of this solution...i mean...just think, men wouldn't have to keep restocking the chocolate stash for their women every so often...they would be in house factories making fresh stock whenever desired.

Yeah except there is a finite amount my dear. I think 15ml or so from what I remember. So I guess those nights of "Not Tonight Honey, I Have A Headache" will be a think of the past?

As per the cost effectiveness you never know a new industry may pop up and they may look to other species to fullfill the demand as supply might not be enough. :p

[Rogue]

Yeah except there is a finite amount my dear. I think 15ml or so from what I remember. So I guess those nights of "Not Tonight Honey, I Have A Headache" will be a think of the past?

As per the cost effectiveness you never know a new industry may pop up and they may look to other species to fullfill the demand as supply might not be enough. :pi think they need to invest money into developing these products to additionally help produce chocolate semen in larger quantities.

[Octane]

Why haven't they invented this stuff yet? I'm serious.

Cause no one is crazy enough to be experimented on like that yet. And I dont think any guy would be to thrilled in having his ballzac being proded by a needle.
OUCH!!!

Besides deviled dumplings are a much more attractive food offering :)

[Rogue]

Hmmmm.....well, chocolate is also an aphrodisiac..so that's another plus to it.


Damn, now you got me craving some chocolate!:rofl: yea, i think my own cravings combined with my um...other frustrations brought this one on....i need some chocolate, too. too bad you're so far away, we'd have to be breaking into some ice cream stores and pigging out on chocolate sundaes. oh...speaking of chocolate, i had this great oreo malt shake the other day.

[Rogue]

The think tanks gather to watch porn and waste semen, whereas they could be putting it to good use with all its potential chocolatey-goodness. :no:we need more women in there, god dammit. those old dirty pervs lack the capacity to marry these two needs and produce a viable solution in a way that benefits society.

[Octane]

i wonder where the quarter slot would be.

i didn't know gerber had liquid s'mores.


Yes that seems to be an important point where would the slot be? I think this may be a question for a science consortium I think you bright ladies should head it up. No pun intended.

I dont think Gerber does but Im sure they will at some point...

[Rogue]

Yes that seems to be an important point where would the slot be? I think this may be a question for a science consortium I think you bright ladies should head it up. No pun intended.

I dont think Gerber does but Im sure they will at some point...:squint: you best not leak this idea to them....

[Octane]

i think they need to invest money into developing these products to additionally help produce chocolate semen in larger quantities.

Hey dont leave the chocolate producing mammories (along with other dairy) out in the cold!

[jassika]

So...here is a suggested solution to the overpopulation of the planet...

Instead of contributing money to the research of products like viagara and cialis, we should contribute money to the development of a product that can make semen taste like chocolate.

Discuss. And if you have any other simpler suggestions, throw 'em out there.
was this on comedy central?

[Octane]

we need more women in there, god dammit. those old dirty pervs lack the capacity to marry these two needs and produce a viable solution in a way that benefits society.


I think those women ran for Governor of California :neutral:

[Octane]

:squint: you best not leak this idea to them....


Cross my heart and hope to well not die but Im sure we can come to a comprimie. Share the idea 50-50%??

[Rogue]

was this on comedy central?was it? a friend brought it up earlier and we were discussing it rather heatedly. it just seemed so obvious

[Rogue]

They're all just bitter, selfish old men, that's what.they can be happy selfish men if they want to.

[Rogue]

lol at frustrations...I didn't want to admit it, but you also got me craving....a little "something something..." :Oops: :yes:haha, yea. :) man, and i guess my friend who originally brought it up had something to do with it, too. :anxious:

Cross my heart and hope to well not die but Im sure we can come to a comprimie. Share the idea 50-50%??70%-30%. kapish?

[Octane]

haha, yea. :) man, and i guess my friend who originally brought it up had something to do with it, too. :anxious:

70%-30%. kapish?

Perfect Ill take the 70 you take the 30.

PS. How did overpopulation turn into flavoured bodily fluids?

PPS. You cant market it as propell no matter how apropo the name is !!! lol

[dopekhor]

the ovary would accept it more readily seeing that the chocolate is swimming towards her...duh :rofl:
if only she knew that they were diet chocolate!

[Rogue]

Perfect Ill take the 70 you take the 30.

PS. How did overpopulation turn into flavoured bodily fluids?

PPS. You cant market it as propell no matter how apropo the name is !!! lol:squint: that was 70% for me you dodo...


:rofl: i don't know, it just happened. god works in mysterious ways, too.

if only she knew that they were diet chocolate!diet chocolate is a sin.

[RYNstarO23]

lol

[dopekhor]

:squint: that was 70% for me you dodo...


:rofl: i don't know, it just happened. god works in mysterious ways, too.

diet chocolate is a sin.
u want women in the future to turn into sinners? :no:

[Rogue]

u want women in the future to turn into sinners? :no:no, i'm just saying the thought of diet chocolate is just...ugh. :mad:

[Cunard]

it's a win win situation. we would all have our own personal willy wonkas who are only too happy to comply.

:roflbow:

[dopekhor]

no, i'm just saying the thought of diet chocolate is just...ugh. :mad:
the future is diet missy! ;)

[Rogue]

the future is diet missy! ;)i have a metabolism that i can rely on for the time being :hand: thank god...no diet anything for me. too young to die with a t.

[Felonius Monk]

You know, research has shown that if you eat something about 20 times, you start developing a taste for it.

[Cunard]

WWIII will solve the over population

[Rogue]

You know, research has shown that if you eat something about 20 times, you start developing a taste for it.i will say what i said to someone earlier. pour yourself a cup later on tonight and in your case, do it 20 times and let's see what your tastebuds say. field research isn't that bad now is it especially when you can do it yourself.

[Felonius Monk]

Bah. As if. Link.
Who let this one out of the kitchen?

[Felonius Monk]

i will say what i said to someone earlier. pour yourself a cup later on tonight and in your case, do it 20 times and let's see what your tastebuds say. field research isn't that bad now is it especially when you can do it yourself.
Eh? Cup of what? I havent been following the thread.

[Rogue]

Eh? Cup of what? I havent been following the thread.don't get cute with me. :squint:

[Felonius Monk]

don't get cute with me. :squint:
No really. I'm lost.

[alphaPAKI]

So...here is a suggested solution to the overpopulation of the planet...

Instead of contributing money to the research of products like viagara and cialis, we should contribute money to the development of a product that can make semen taste like chocolate.

Discuss. And if you have any other simpler suggestions, throw 'em out there.
im allergic to chocolate, and besides id rather have my semen taste like tandoori masala CAUSE IM HOT LIKE THAT :firedevi:

[alphaPAKI]

Fetal alcohol syndrome?
FAS is supposedly a myth

[Felonius Monk]

Where's my chocolate, bitch?
That reminds me. I got my sister some dark chocolate on purpose, because she doesnt like dark chocolate. Then i ate it.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

the pope.

[alphaPAKI]

i wonder how chocolate semen would react after visiting the ovary!
sounds like the makings of a good 'shake

[Rogue]

im allergic to chocolate, and besides id rather have my semen taste like tandoori masala CAUSE IM HOT LIKE THAT :firedevi:i think chocolate semen would be better as a nice ending to a meal...otherwise known as a desert? besides...why would YOU want YOUR semen to taste like something YOU'RE not allergic to? are you implying that you are a self-sufficient man in all respects?

[dopekhor]

i have a metabolism that i can rely on for the time being :hand: thank god...no diet anything for me. too young to die with a t.
diet semen is for you lady...


btw how old are you? 14/15? :|

[Felonius Monk]

im allergic to chocolate, and besides id rather have my semen taste like tandoori masala CAUSE IM HOT LIKE THAT :firedevi:
Tandoori sausage. Genius!

[Rogue]

diet semen is for you lady...


btw how old are you? 14/15? :|22 :no: why do people keep saying that...

[alphaPAKI]

That reminds me. I got my sister some dark chocolate on purpose, because she doesnt like dark chocolate. Then i ate it.
genius, i respect you now more then ever :applause:

[Rogue]

That reminds me. I got my sister some dark chocolate on purpose, because she doesnt like dark chocolate. Then i ate it.you're like my sister. she does the same thing to me.

[Felonius Monk]

i will say what i said to someone earlier. pour yourself a cup later on tonight and in your case, do it 20 times and let's see what your tastebuds say. field research isn't that bad now is it especially when you can do it yourself.
Yo. I just understood this. Lady, if you know a man who can fill 20 cups, I'd like to shake his hand.

After he washes up of course.

[alphaPAKI]

i think chocolate semen would be better as a nice ending to a meal...otherwise known as a desert? besides...why would YOU want YOUR semen to taste like something YOU'RE not allergic to? are you implying that you are a self-sufficient man in all respects?
i cant say im self sufficient in that respect but my argument for tandoori sperm is as follows

-tandoori >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chocolate (Xinfinity)

-when sucking on a peice of meat it makes more sense to have something more bbq flavored shoot into your mouth

-since im not allergic to it i can rub it all over my belly and use it as a marinade

[Rogue]

Yo. I just understood this. Lady, if you know a man who can fill 20 cups, I'd like to shake his hand.

After he washes up of course.you know, i could have been referring to those tiny sample dixie cups.

[alphaPAKI]

Tandoori sausage. Genius!
it only makes sense if you ask me

[Rogue]

i cant say im self sufficient in that respect but my argument for tandoori sperm is as follows

-tandoori >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chocolate (Xinfinity)

-when sucking on a peice of meat it makes more sense to have something more bbq flavored shoot into your mouth

-since im not allergic to it i can rub it all over my belly and use it as a marinadesays you man. anyway, i don't see why other flavors cannot be a possibility as a follow up. i think chocolate, however, is a great place to start.

[dopekhor]

22 :no: why do people keep saying that...
cuz u look 14/15 in your avy!

[alphaPAKI]

:neutral: Yeah it's psych voodoo.
it sure is, correlation doesnt equal causation

[Rogue]

He's like my dad.

"I GOT JU THESE GOLF CLUBS!"
"umm..."haha, have you ever listened to that one song "idiot boyfriend"?

[Felonius Monk]

He's like my dad.

"I GOT JU THESE GOLF CLUBS!"
"umm..."
Lol. Wise man.

K, so what should I get myself for my mom's birthday?

[alphaPAKI]

says you man. anyway, i don't see why other flavors cannot be a possibility as a follow up. i think chocolate, however, is a great place to start.
you're not looking for a full course meal in semenal form are you?

not a bad way to keep the lbs off i tell you, tehres a study i read showing women who swallow lose more weight then women who dont, something to do with the proteins in sperm

[Rogue]

cuz u look 14/15 in your avy!i am not. and i will take that as a compliment in a few years and maybe end up becoming a trophy wife.

[Rogue]

you're not looking for a full course meal in semenal form are you?

not a bad way to keep the lbs off i tell you, tehres a study i read showing women who swallow lose more weight then women who dont, something to do with the proteins in spermi don't see why not. what a great diet program that would spark up the romance in relationships...

"honey you need to lose weight. come drink your fresh chocolate/tandoori juices..."

longer lasting marriages with people who will be in shape and live longer...not bad

[Felonius Monk]

it only makes sense if you ask me
The one thing that concerns me is that they might get carried away take a bite juicy bite...

[alphaPAKI]

Thank you for that intro-psych message.
im gonna make sure my first kid is the product of binge drinking

his name shall be 'surly'

[Felonius Monk]

This thread is seminal.

Someone had to say it.

[alphaPAKI]

i don't see why not. what a great diet program that would spark up the romance in relationships...

"honey you need to lose weight. come drink your fresh chocolate/tandoori juices..."

longer lasting marriages with people who will be in shape and live longer...not bad
so how would this effect overpopulation then? would it be because women would be that much more eager to drink the fruits of their labour then let it go to waste coating their genitalia?

[alphaPAKI]

And what was the explanation for that? The amount of semen ejaculated is often not a lot (no, not everyone shoots out like the porno guys), and I heard that the traces of protein in semen are small anyway.
i couldnt tell you, id have to find the study

[dopekhor]

i am not. and i will take that as a compliment in a few years and maybe end up becoming a trophy wife.
if only max factor found you while he was alive!

[Felonius Monk]

Above all else, that hand-made card. And don't wimp out. You're making one.

I don't know... what does she like that she actually doesn't like?
Um. No. Wasting my time messing around with glue and crayons isnt my idea of a good way to express my love.

[Rogue]

if only max factor found you while he was alive!why must they all die so soon. oh, i know why. because they didn't have anything to help them make chocolate semen.

[Rogue]

so how would this effect overpopulation then? would it be because women would be that much more eager to drink the fruits of their labour then let it go to waste coating their genitalia?well, if you made it taste so good that they couldn't wait to get it out to swallow it then hey...it doesn't take a male rocket scientist to rack his brains out on that one...

[dopekhor]

why must they all die so soon. oh, i know why. because they didn't have anything to help them make chocolate semen.
he did make some diet versions but u renounced it remember!

[alphaPAKI]

alright here comes my personal solution to overpopulation:

more people can live on boats.....arrrr matey!

[Rogue]

he did make some diet versions but u renounced it remember!do not use that word around me. i really don't like that word.

[Felonius Monk]

And what was the explanation for that? The amount of semen ejaculated is often not a lot (no, not everyone shoots out like the porno guys), and I heard that the traces of protein in semen are small anyway.
A girl once told me she doesnt like having sex after eating a large meal. I take this as irrefutable evidence that all women eat less if they are getting a regular supply of mancock. Hence playing the skin flute = nice ass.

[Rogue]

alright here comes my personal solution to overpopulation:

more people can live on boats.....arrrr matey!hmm..okay....and this helps how? care to elaborate?

[dopekhor]

do not use that word around me. i really don't like that word.
aye aye captain :salute:

[Rogue]

someone, seaman joke, quickly:rofl:

[alphaPAKI]

well, if you made it taste so good that they couldn't wait to get it out to swallow it then hey...it doesn't take a male rocket scientist to rack his brains out on that one...
:think:

are you asking to drink my semen?

[graphicDESIgner]

alright here comes my personal solution to overpopulation:

more people can live on boats.....arrrr matey!

I demand to be called 'the Skipper' from this point on.

[Rogue]

:think:

are you asking to drink my semen?are you drunk?

[alphaPAKI]

There was that old study that said that swallowing also reduces breast cancer, but they also didn't provide an explanation for that...considering the amount of semen you swallow can be tiny.....

But if it's true, I guess that further both supports Rogue's proposition and the fight for breast cancer. ;)
not bad, i can add that to my arsenal of pro's

[alphaPAKI]

hmm..okay....and this helps how? care to elaborate?
population would be spread out thinner, hence crowding would be less of an issue

[Felonius Monk]

:neutral:
Its science. you wouldnt understand.

[Rogue]

I demand to be called 'the Skipper' from this point on.skipper, i currently am having key lime pie that i am not sharing with you.

[alphaPAKI]

I demand to be called 'the Skipper' from this point on.
:salut:

[dopekhor]

lol, the population is just being dispersed... from the land to the sea. yayfishies.
we bengalis will be the fittest here!

[Rogue]

population would be spread out thinner, hence crowding would be less of an issuelame solution. population is not actually being "controlled" it's merely being "scattered" on a different type of terrain.

[dopekhor]

Rogue how many varriations of semen are there in existance?

[alphaPAKI]

are you drunk?
no, unfortunately not

in the future when you want to ask if someones drunk just say:
"Shorty crunk?"

[alphaPAKI]

lame solution. population is not actually being "controlled" it's merely being "scattered" on a different type of terrain.
yeah but that eliminates one of the concerns of overpopulation

you just want it all dont you

[Rogue]

Rogue how many varriations of semen are there in existance?i don't know but i have never come across anyone having or ever having something as irresistable as chocolate semen.

[Rogue]

yeah but that eliminates one of the concerns of overpopulation

you just want it all dont youwhy yes, yes i do crunky shorty ;)

[dopekhor]

i don't know but i have never come across anyone having or ever having something as irresistable as chocolate semen.
so this your conslution after an extensive period of research?

[dopekhor]

:rofl: I have a confession.

I'm not bengali. :ashamed:
yeah i know, u said u were punjabi :|

[Felonius Monk]

I don't believe in science. Scientists are ugly weirdos anyway. And being ugly is not an adaptive trait. They'll all die off eventually. Hopefully.
Scientists are the alpha specimens.

Meh. Who am i kidding. i'm never going to get laid again.

[Rogue]

so this your conslution after an extensive period of research?it's a collective research compiled extensively through my contacts. you can help find the exceptions if there are.... :)

[dopekhor]

I've claimed both. And sometimes I pretend my name is jennifer. And sometimes people believe me. :ashamed:
lol so ur the gnd from the movies eh? :|

[Rogue]

Scientists are the alpha specimens.

Meh. Who am i kidding. i'm never going to get laid again.:rofl: don't lose hope...ah, nevermind. i guess i shouldn't encourage false hopes either.

[alphaPAKI]

why yes, yes i do crunky shorty ;)
alright here it is then:

cannibalism

[dopekhor]

it's a collective research compiled extensively through my contacts. you can help find the exceptions if there are.... :)
of which you were the major contributor, i'd love to help, i have sea sickness and i am no scienceologist

[dopekhor]

Yes. RD is an excellent use of my spare time. :|
wow we have so much in common!

[Rogue]

alright here it is then:

cannibalismbut that causes serious mentality issues...we don't need any more stupid people.

[Felonius Monk]

alright here it is then:

cannibalism
And war. Loser is dinner.

[alphaPAKI]

but that causes serious mentality issues...we don't need any more stupid people.
i dont think so, havent you seen soylent green?

[alphaPAKI]

And war. Loser is dinner.
same could apply to sports, that would make games alot more intense

[Rogue]

i dont think so, havent you seen soylent green?i've read that it does numerous times. look it up

[Felonius Monk]

i dont think so, havent you seen soylent green?
That movie sucked a nut.

[Rogue]

Only if people tasted like chocolate. That goal is so much harder to attain than chocolate flavoured semen.:rofl: whole heartedly agree...

[alphaPAKI]

i've read that it does numerous times. look it up
rly?

id think it was more because people who eat other people at this point in time would already have some sort of mental disorder

if regular people started picking up the habit i wouldve thought it to be harmless, ill check it out

[alphaPAKI]

Only if people tasted like chocolate. That goal is so much harder to attain than chocolate flavoured semen.
im sure it can be done with enough nutella

they say human flesh is so rich tasting once you eat it you get hooked and its virtually impossible to enjoy eating any other type of meat

[dopekhor]

I don't even know why we're having a discussion on this. Only one reason I suppose - men are useless.
yes woh men are useless :no:

[Rogue]

rly?

id think it was more because people who eat other people at this point in time would already have some sort of mental disorder

if regular people started picking up the habit i wouldve thought it to be harmless, ill check it outyea, i think i'd want a more...non voilent and less dangerous solution.

im sure it can be done with enough nutella

they say human flesh is so rich tasting once you eat it you get hooked and its virtually impossible to enjoy eating any other type of meat
who's they?

[alphaPAKI]

That movie sucked a nut.
that movie was a classic

"ITS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!!!! ITS PEOPLE!!!!"

[alphaPAKI]

yea, i think i'd want a more...non voilent and less dangerous solution.


who's they?
again....wanting it all :shakefis:

[Rogue]

I don't even know why we're having a discussion on this. Only one reason I suppose - men are useless.:werd: if only they could be productive in tasting of chocolatey goodness while being useless...eh? that'll be the day.

[alphaPAKI]

yea, i think i'd want a more...non voilent and less dangerous solution.


who's they?
you know who they are, stop frontin :hand:

[Felonius Monk]

but that causes serious mentality issues...we don't need any more stupid people.
Actually i dont think it causes mental problems itself. But a virus that causes neurological disorders is transmitted by eating brains. Called kuru or something.

[graphicDESIgner]

I'm a little confused here but I'm far too
lazy to go through this whole thread to see
if it's already been addressed...

1) If semen tasted like chocolate, the percentage
of women who swallow would greatly increase,
but what are the nutritional qualities of semen?
Could the flavor-altering product in any way enhance
semen's inherent nutritional value (or lack thereof)?

2) How many men would swallow their own spunk
while watching their vast collection of videos in
which a Jenna Jameson look-alike performs various
sex acts with doorknobs and other inanimate objects?

3) If more women are likely to swallow, what
actions would companies like Hershey and Nestle
take, or are these the companies that would produce
flavor-altering semen products? If the latter, then
what does this mean for the pharmaceutical world?

4) Aside from Guju girls - who would undoubtedly
jump at the chance to score some FREE chocolate
substitute - would chicks swallow semen rather
than going out and buying an Oh Henry bar?

5) What about individuals who are allergic to
chocolate? Would the flavor-altering drug or
product get its flavor from natural sources
or would it be simulated (like the flavor of
many tofu products)?

6) Why stop at chocolate? Would Pizza Semen,
Enchilada Semen, General Mills Cap'n Crunch Semen,
Barbecue Ranch Semen, Tuna Salad Semen, Sesame
Semen, Fruit Punch Semen, or Pineapple-Mango
Semen ever find their place?

[Rogue]

again....wanting it all :shakefis::rofl: think of me as someone who's challenging you to push your limits...;)

[alphaPAKI]

I'm not a big fan of meat. Chicken is good, but everything else is meh.

Having to by that much nutella would really run up the grocery bill. One pill a day/week. So much easier.
different strokes for different folks

[alphaPAKI]

:rofl: think of me as someone who's challenging you to push your limits...;)
i can respect that, im tapped out for now though and am off to sleep

[Rogue]

I'm a little confused here but I'm far too
lazy to go through this whole thread to see
if it's already been addressed...

1) If semen tasted like chocolate, the percentage
of women who swallow would greatly increase,
but what are the nutritional qualities of semen?
Could the flavor-altering product in any way enhance
semen's inherent nutritional value (or lack thereof)?

2) How many men would swallow their own spunk
while watching their vast collection of videos in
which a Jenna Jameson look-alike performs various
sex acts with doorknobs and other inanimate objects?

3) If more women are likely to swallow, what
actions would companies like Hershey and Nestle
take, or are these the companies that would produce
flavor-altering semen products? If the latter, then
what does this mean for the pharmaceutical world?

4) Aside from Guju girls - who would undoubtedly
jump at the chance to score some FREE chocolate
substitute - would chicks swallow semen rather
than going out and buying an Oh Henry bar?

5) What about individuals who are allergic to
chocolate? Would the flavor-altering drug or
product get its flavor from natural sources
or would it be simulated (like the flavor of
many tofu products)?

6) Why stop at chocolate? Would Pizza Semen,
Enchilada Semen, General Mills Cap'n Crunch Semen,
Barbecue Ranch Semen, Tuna Salad Semen, Sesame
Semen, Fruit Punch Semen, or Pineapple-Mango
Semen ever find their place? i don't see why other flavors wouldn't be a possibility :) nothin to stop us from finding out if we should decide to invest our money into it wisely

[graphicDESIgner]

im sure it can be done with enough nutella

they say human flesh is so rich tasting once you eat it you get hooked and its virtually impossible to enjoy eating any other type of meat

Who's 'they'? Albert Fish and Co.?

[Felonius Monk]

I don't even know why we're having a discussion on this. Only one reason I suppose - men are useless.
Men invented chocolate. And blow jobs. This thread wouldnt exist if men hadn't thought of everything for you.

[graphicDESIgner]

i don't see why other flavors wouldn't be a possibility :) nothin to stop us from finding out if we should decide to invest our money into it wisely

All I know is if my semen tasted like mango juice
I'd stop showing up to work entirely.

[graphicDESIgner]

This has me thinking...I've never tasted my semen
(or anyone else's...honest. :neutral: ) so what if it
ALREADY tastes like mango juice? I guess this one's
for the ladies (and homos): what does semen even
taste like?

[Rogue]

I hope some guy doesn't yell at you and say, "You women treat us men like pieces of meat."

You know you just kind of implied that they're only good for "sexual purposes.." :p

But who cares, they just get to see how a femi-nazi feels... :grouphug::rofl: it was rather effortless wasn't it... :bhapi:

im just merely trying to really figure out if there are any mutually beneficial solutions that exist and it seemed to be just that...but yes, now they know how feminazis feel ;) hehe

[Rogue]

This has me thinking...I've never tasted my semen
(or anyone else's...honest. :neutral: ) so what if it
ALREADY tastes like mango juice? I guess this one's
for the ladies (and homos): what does semen even
taste like?:rofl: pour yourself a sample someday

[Rogue]

Down with teh pen0r.

Okay this is taking a lesbian turn.

Hold on.

http://graphics10.nytimes.com/images/2006/07/12/sports/12zidane.jpghttp://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41910000/jpg/_41910612_zizou_materazzi203.jpg
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2006/07/12/2003123090.jpg

Oh my god.:rofl: got your fix? some men just know exactly how to use their heads...

[graphicDESIgner]

Men invented chocolate. And blow jobs. This thread wouldnt exist if men hadn't thought of everything for you.

Can't it be argued that chocolate was 'discovered'
rather than invented? Also, who was even responsible
for giving chocolate its current intended purpose?
Wasn't chocolate originally used as a skin-product?

[graphicDESIgner]

Not mango juice.

...Pizza?

[Rogue]

lol that's cute. If you're so clever, why can't you put the two together and make our lives easier?:roflbow: they obviously were not smart enough to marry the two :lol: they were too busy buying chocolate in order to get blow jobs. fools!

[graphicDESIgner]

:rofl: pour yourself a sample someday

Save me the trouble and tell me.

[Rogue]

I don't know if anyone has the guts to answer this, but mix some salt with mayonnaise.....I think that's the best way to put it.:roflbow: and dilude it down some with seawater

[graphicDESIgner]

I don't know if anyone has the guts to answer this, but mix some salt with mayonnaise.....I think that's the best way to put it.

:roflbow: and dilude it down some with seawater

So...thick, salty, and fattening?

[graphicDESIgner]

Have a nice big steak, then test yourself out.

:no: Suggesting to eat meat on a desi site...

[Rogue]

That made me L O L. :rofl:how could i forget that?

so graphic designer, maybe you can enlighten us on what vaginal fluids taste like?oh man, i just stopped laughing myself....i have tears in my eyes...

:roflbow:

[Hevan]

looking at the region that's causing overpopulation...

I would say make it taste more like chicken curry or dim sum.,,


hell i would ea....... ok i'm ending it there..

[graphicDESIgner]

lol...it tastes like exactly how we said. Salt/seawater, and mayonnaise. You don't have to anything to it.

I'm gonna rub one out and mix it with vodka. :drool:

[lovestick]

So...here is a suggested solution to the overpopulation of the planet...

Instead of contributing money to the research of products like viagara and cialis, we should contribute money to the development of a product that can make semen taste like chocolate.

Discuss. And if you have any other simpler suggestions, throw 'em out there.

I think the chocolate lobby would oppose such a measure. They'd lose, like, half of their customers because no self-respecting guy would want to purchase chocolate then.

[Rogue]

I think the chocolate lobby would oppose such a measure. They'd lose, like, half of their customers because no self-respecting guy would want to purchase chocolate then.they have a new market venture...they can help men produce various flavors ;) or maybe even produce self-alternating flavors.

[Rogue]

I'm going to ask the same question that would make you even drool more.


Are you going to tell us how vaginal fluids taste or not?:rofl: he may not have the answer to that question...just yet.

[lovestick]

they have a new market venture...they can help men produce various flavors ;) or maybe even produce self-alternating flavors.

Sign me up!

[Rogue]

Sign me up!:rofl: will do once such a solution has begun to be properly developed.

[graphicDESIgner]

:rofl: he may not have the answer to that question...just yet.

Yeah, you were drier than the Sahara...

[Rogue]

This should honestly be put in the best of general chat...I'm amazed that we're actually conversing about sexual matters in a such a calm and inquisitive manner.:joy: does this *gasp* imply that we may perhaps be nearing maturity?

[lovestick]

I'm going to ask the same question that would make you even drool more.


Are you going to tell us how vaginal fluids taste or not?

It's gross.

[graphicDESIgner]

I'm going to ask the same question that would make you even drool more.


Are you going to tell us how vaginal fluids taste or not?

I'm only 13! Pervert.

[Rogue]

Yeah, you were drier than the Sahara...:lol: you just weren't rubbin the bottle in the right way :hand:

I'm only 13! Pervert.blasphemy!!!!

[graphicDESIgner]

:lol: you just weren't rubbin the bottle in the right way :hand:

I was. The genie just prefers a woman's touch.

[Rogue]

I was. The genie just prefers a woman's touch.lol, not yet. not just yet ;) dryness only indicates that not enough effort was made for one to respond to.

[graphicDESIgner]

:lol: you just weren't rubbin the bottle in the right way :hand:

blasphemy!!!!

Stop editing your posts, rugmuncher. :squint:

[graphicDESIgner]

lol, not yet. not just yet ;)

I'm a very accepting guy...Don't deny the obvious.

[Rogue]

Stop editing your posts, rugmuncher. :squint:so i've transitioned from being a muttonchop to rugmuncher??? okay buttmunch :giggle:

[graphicDESIgner]

Age ain't nothing but a number.

Man...our grandmas and ones preceding them were getting married at 13.

If only I were so lucky.

[graphicDESIgner]

so i've transitioned from being a muttonchop to rugmuncher??? okay buttmunch :giggle:

You can be both actually.

[Rogue]

I'm a very accepting guy...Don't deny the obvious.i could say the same, just accept the fact that you just didn't have the magic touch :)

[graphicDESIgner]

i could say the same, just accept the fact that you just didn't have the magic touch :)

Pfft. I KNEW something was up when I saw all the
Jenny McCarthy posters on your walls. And ceiling.

[Rogue]

Pfft. I KNEW something was up when I saw all the
Jenny McCarthy posters on your walls. And ceiling.who's jenny mccarthy??? :think: stop going around and planting evidence to frame me

[graphicDESIgner]

who's jenny mccarthy??? :think: stop going around and planting evidence.

It says her name ON THE POSTERS.
Stop staring at her titties. Just for
a sec.

[Rogue]

It says her name ON THE POSTERS.
Stop staring at her titties. Just for
a sec.stop cutting them out and posting them up all over my room then. hard to look around without having my eyes land on one.

[graphicDESIgner]

stop cutting them out and posting them up all over my room then. hard to look around without having my eyes land on one.

A-HA! So you admit to the posters in your room!
Now get on with it and get the dikey haircut and
turquoise jewelery.

[Rogue]

A-HA! So you admit to the posters in your room!
Now get on with it and get the dikey haircut and
turquoise jewelery.BECAUSE YOU PLASTERED MY WALLS AND CEILING WITH THEM YOU FOOL. i must have been brain dead to let you be my bedroom's interior decorator :no:

[graphicDESIgner]

BECAUSE YOU PLASTERED MY WALLS AND CEILING WITH THEM YOU FOOL. i must have been brain dead to let you be my bedroom's interior decorator :no:

What can I say? Never hire a straight man
to do a homo's job. (This statement also
applies to my 'failure to please you,' though
if you'd closed your eyes and pictured Kate
Beckinsale we'd both be drowned in the
resultant flow.)

[graphicDESIgner]

Actually no......Since it's the same people posting!

Where's everyone else?

I think you should instead make a thread about whose semen looks the hottest, or ask everyone to rate a guy's semen from 1-10.....That will get the posters flowing in.

Best. Pun. Ever.

[Rogue]

Actually no......Since it's the same people posting!

Where's everyone else?

I think you should instead make a thread about whose semen looks the hottest, or ask everyone to rate a guy's semen from 1-10.....That will get the posters flowing in.i am...... too...afraid to do that...:anxious:

do it with me, and you have a deal.

[graphicDESIgner]

i am...... too...afraid to do that...:anxious:

do it with me, and you have a deal.

My semen deserves atleast a 6.

[Rogue]

What can I say? Never hire a straight man
to do a homo's job. (This statement also
applies to my 'failure to please you,' though
if you'd closed your eyes and pictured Kate
Beckinsale we'd both be drowned in the
resultant flow.)i don't have to be a homo to have that reaction. she IS hot, no lie. but i'm sure this comment i just made didn't help my case any. hehe. next time i'll picture an exquisite male specimen. get your barrel ready for the new niagara falls...

[graphicDESIgner]

i don't have to be a homo to have that reaction. she IS hot, no lie. but i'm sure this comment i just made didn't help my case any. hehe. next time i'll picture an exquisite male specimen. get your barrel ready for the new niagara falls...

No need. Just open your eyes and look at ME. :eyebrow:

[Rogue]

If it tastes like mayonnaise and salty water....you aint getting shit! :dance3:


Potential ratees need to taste appetizing, and have it a thick, rich milky white... :pokay...so we're making this thread tomorrow, right? or shall i say..later on today?

[Rogue]

No need. Just open your eyes and look at ME. :eyebrow::hahano: tempting. i will consider it.

[graphicDESIgner]

If it tastes like mayonnaise and salty water....you aint getting shit! :dance3:


Potential ratees need to taste appetizing, and have it a thick, rich milky white... :p

It said whose semen LOOKED the hottest...
Mine has a light, fair complexion and looks
great as the wetspot on the sheets. It also
looks rather charming in bunched up tissues.

[Rogue]

i think we should require the contestants to present images of their goodies.

[graphicDESIgner]

:hahano: tempting. i will consider it.

Yes or no...you're getting it either way. :firedevi:

[graphicDESIgner]

i think we should require the contestants to present images of their goodies.

By "goodies", do you mean the gun, or the ammo?

[graphicDESIgner]

lol..but how we would we do it? :rofl: I don't want anybody to be mailing me their samples. :wtf:


except for maybe a certain someone...but I'm not telling who he is! :love:

I don't care how much you love a guy...You should
NEVER want a dude to FedEx you his cum-drops.

[graphicDESIgner]

Yes, tissues make the greatest accesory.

If anyone wants a semen makeover, just use tissues.

:hand: That's like saying a purse can make a girl hotter.
Tissues only work if your semen has something to flaunt already...
Which mine DOES. :cool:

[Rogue]

lol..but how we would we do it? :rofl: I don't want anybody to be mailing me their samples. :wtf:


except for maybe a certain someone...but I'm not telling who he is! :love:
hahahahaha

:) rate my semen.com. i wonder if such a site exists...but yes. like i said before, i would be too afraid of creating a thread like that. i don't know if i can handle that kind of a load?

[graphicDESIgner]

hahahahaha

:) rate my semen.com. i wonder if such a site exists...but yes. like i said before, i would be too afraid of creating a thread like that. i don't know if i can handle that kind of a load?

Just admit you don't WANT
to handle that kind of load.
Dyke. :p

[Rogue]

Yes or no...you're getting it either way. :firedevi:that is mildly arousing in a very erotic way

[graphicDESIgner]

that is mildly arousing in a very erotic way

Arousing in an erotic way?
Redundance!! Go to bed.

[Rogue]

Just admit you don't WANT
to handle that kind of load.
Dyke. :p:hand: your fantasies about me being with other women in a sexual manner is far from the truth. for the time being.

[graphicDESIgner]

lol...that's why I said "MAYBE"....;)

You shouldn't even consider it.

[Rogue]

Arousing in an erotic way?
Redundance!! Go to bed.i am merely emphasizing the fact that i was turned on!!! bah~ see, you'll never understand me well enough to rub me the right way :(

alright, i keed i keed. maybe someday you'll get lucky. good night folks...i've cried many tears on this thread due to sheer amusement.

[graphicDESIgner]

:hand: your fantasies about me being with other women in a sexual manner is far from the truth. for the time being.

You must be confusing my fantasies with
your own; mine involve ME with women,
not you.

[Rogue]

That would be unreliable, because any guy could just post some mayonnaise, white lotion, or whatever.......

And, I don't think anyone on this forum has the guts to participate in something like that..It will probably end up in the useless junk section, and would be filled with "EWW you guys are so gross." or 'You shameless Rundis!"


lol, poojasxy's dick-rating thread already got tossed anyway.oh dear god. there was a dick rating thread? glad i wasn't around for that :wtf:

[graphicDESIgner]

That would be unreliable, because any guy could just post some mayonnaise, white lotion, or whatever.......

And, I don't think anyone on this forum has the guts to participate in something like that..It will probably end up in the useless junk section, and would be filled with "EWW you guys are so gross." or 'You shameless Rundis!"


lol, poojasxy's dick-rating thread already got tossed anyway.

I'd use watered-down egg-whites with skim milk.

[Rogue]

You must be confusing my fantasies with
your own; mine involve ME with women,
not you.yes, but you keep fantasing me swining in that general direction towards women whereas in fact i swing more towards men for the time being.g

[graphicDESIgner]

oh dear god. there was a dick rating thread? glad i wasn't around for that :wtf:

Hmm...disgusted by penises. The evidence is building.

[graphicDESIgner]

yes, but you keep fantasing me swining in that general direction towards women whereas in fact i swing more towards men for the time being.g

Nope. I find lesbian porn to be frustrating
and my fantasies are therefore heterosexual
in nature. You like girls.

[Rogue]

Hmm...disgusted by penises. The evidence is building.i am disgusted by the notion of ever seeing images of the male members' special members...and ending up cruelly laughing at them.

[Rogue]

Nope. I find lesbian porn to be frustrating
and my fantasies are therefore heterosexual
in nature. You like girls.i like girls and i like boys.
but unlike boys, i do NOT like girls in a sexual manner

[graphicDESIgner]

i am disgusted by the notion of ever seeing images of the male members' special members...and ending up cruelly laughing at them.

You're disgusted by things that make you laugh?

[Rogue]

alrighty. nightey nite. i'm done for tonite.

[graphicDESIgner]

i like girls and i like boys.
but unlike boys, i do NOT like girls in a sexual manner

One of my favorite Queen songs is the
Freddie Mercury composition "Liar,"
especially because of its blending of
various musical styles.

[PrOfFaSeE]

So...here is a suggested solution to the overpopulation of the planet...

Instead of contributing money to the research of products like viagara and cialis, we should contribute money to the development of a product that can make semen taste like chocolate.

Discuss. And if you have any other simpler suggestions, throw 'em out there.
:rofl: