Solutions to Overpopulation.

[malkeet]

to solve overpopulation we should copy china and make a 1 baby per family policy. or we should make vasectomies compulsory for non achievers in society to remove there unsuccessful genes out of the gene pool...eventually we would end up with supersmart amazing children

[ShahQ]

to solve overpopulation we should copy china and make a 1 baby per family policy. or we should make vasectomies compulsory for non achievers in society to remove there unsuccessful genes out of the gene pool...eventually we would end up with supersmart amazing children

You know, Darwin didn't believe in his own theory.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

So...here is a suggested solution to the overpopulation of the planet...

Instead of contributing money to the research of products like viagara and cialis, we should contribute money to the development of a product that can make semen taste like chocolate.

Discuss. And if you have any other simpler suggestions, throw 'em out there.
:|

wouldn't this have adverse consequences for us? :ugh: bacterial infections and the like. :Ohno:

i feel sick just thinking about it. i can already imagine this becoming womens' revenge for cosmetic surgery like breast implants. :google: which also have a high rate of nasty side effects.

my solution: there's large tracts of the planet that are still uninhabited. until the entire world is one large city, there's plenty of room. then we got the moon to colonize, its only a 3-day trek away by rocket.

places i want to live (in order of preference):
arctic
antarctic
arabian desert
moon
mars
phobos/deimos

[zaph69]

So...here is a suggested solution to the overpopulation of the planet...

Instead of contributing money to the research of products like viagara and cialis, we should contribute money to the development of a product that can make semen taste like chocolate.

Discuss. And if you have any other simpler suggestions, throw 'em out there.

abolish speed limits, legalise small arms, make doctors illegal except those who subscribe to kevorkian/shipman philosophies.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

abolish speed limits, legalise small arms, make doctors illegal except those who subscribe to kevorkian/shipman philosophies.
i can be like Mad Max :cheers:

[zaph69]

and start to impose some regulations regarding who is legally allowed to procreate.

ie the stupid, the blacks, the mexicans, those with serious heritable medical conditions

[fratty]

So...here is a suggested solution to the overpopulation of the planet...

Instead of contributing money to the research of products like viagara and cialis, we should contribute money to the development of a product that can make semen taste like chocolate.

Discuss. And if you have any other simpler suggestions, throw 'em out there.


Men can have an effect on the taste of their semen just by changing their diet. I am heard of girlfriends that if their boyfriend became vegetarian it tasted better or if they drank pineapple juice. This is anecdotal evidence. But thats what I hear.

[Chronos]

how about snapping on chastity belts on younguns from birth and keeping the keys at a safehold with the government? and then people file for an application to get the key whenever they want to procreate, and depending on whether the government deems their potential offsprings to be worthy enough to roam the planet, the key will be provided or not.

it's a technopunk thriller that would even make Philip K. Dick go "why the heck didn't I think of that??"

or I could just taste like cheesecake. :anxious:

[KhanNoonienSingh]

how about snapping on chastity belts on younguns from birth and keeping the keys at a safehold with the government? and then people file for an application to get the key whenever they want to procreate, and depending on whether the government deems their potential offsprings to be worthy enough to roam the planet, the key will be provided or not.

it's a technopunk thriller that would even make Philip K. Dick go "why the heck didn't I think of that??"

or I could just taste like cheesecake. :anxious:
:roflbow:

Philip K. Dick :love:

and :think: @ female obsession w/cheesecake.

[Chronos]

:roflbow:

Philip K. Dick :love:

and :think: @ female obsession w/cheesecake.

dude, have you watched his latest adaptation, A Scanner Darkly? the cell shaded motion picture with keanu "woaah" reeves? it's looks pretty cool but I'm hearing mixed reviews.

and hey girls aren't the only ones obsessed with the cheesecake. :Oops:

(and I swear I don't mean to have disgusting intents)

[KhanNoonienSingh]

dude, have you watched his latest adaptation, A Scanner Darkly? the cell shaded motion picture with keanu "woaah" reeves? it's looks pretty cool but I'm hearing mixed reviews.

and hey girls aren't the only ones obsessed with the cheesecake. :Oops:

(and I swear I don't mean to have disgusting intents)
:gay:

and no, not yet. i definitely will though. i just got to see Lady in the Water. i still gotta see Clerks II (my friends are making me see it) as well.

[Chronos]

:gay:

and no, not yet. i definitely will though. i just got to see Lady in the Water. i still gotta see Clerks II (my friends are making me see it) as well.

how was lady in the water?

[KhanNoonienSingh]

how was lady in the water?
i liked it. i thought it had the least interesting subject matter of his movies though (fairy tales, which could've had some crazy potential), but it was well made of course.

typical shyamalan though. chock full of existential crises that are all resolved in one big ontological shock near the end. i named my blog that once, ontological shock. :lol:

his part in it wasn't that bad at all. and he really goes after movie critics. so i'm not surprised it got such horrid reviews. there's a game within the game of the storytelling where it feels like the story itself duels with the critic and the writer is caught inbetween.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

btw, my friend who saw Scanner Darkly said it was hilarious. i'm not sure what that means.

[Chronos]

hah. I guess I'm just going to have to watch both of them then (but I already knew I would :p ).

and ontological shock sounds geeky-cool. beam me to your blog!

aight, I'm outta here.