When are you getting married???

[fr_london]

An auntie (not a real aunt) today asked me when im getting married. Im sure everyone gets asked the question, especially at weddings. What do you say in response to that question??




I said "when your daughter is ready" I dont think she will ask me again.

[Shh! Dont tell]

:rofl:

I say Kaal nu... Tusi aaunai hai?

[Y a N k E e]

hopefully by ... like 25 or 26 .

[khanbaba_]

aaaj raat ko

[fr_london]

aaaj raat ko

Trying to hit on the aunt?? Che che sharam kar yaar

[NeRgYz]

next year summer........ :dance3:

[TashaBatasha]

An auntie (not a real aunt) today asked me when im getting married. Im sure everyone gets asked the question, especially at weddings. What do you say in response to that question??




I said "when your daughter is ready" I dont think she will ask me again.
yeah..I think its funny tho. My dad is very very liberal u know..once an aunty asked him..and started tellin him bout her son and stuff to my mum and dad infront of me and my sis..and my dad was like..my daughter have a lovemarriage, and after that day, aunty ji started sending over her son to our place almost every week with food :rolleyes: .

When people ask me..I just say when Im ready for it and when i find my hero! :p and my mum jumps innnn and say when shes dun with her education.. :(

[Y a N k E e]

next year summer........ :dance3:

how old are you

[TashaBatasha]

aaaj raat ko
OMG. i hate u! :sarb:

[sheerin]

yeah..I think its funny tho. My dad is very very liberal u know..once an aunty asked him..and started tellin him bout her son and stuff to my mum and dad infront of me and my sis..and my dad was like..my daughter have a lovemarriage, and after that day, aunty ji started sending over her son to our place almost every week with food :rolleyes: .

When people ask me..I just say when Im ready for it and when i find my hero! :p and my mum jumps innnn and say when shes dun with her education.. :(
btw how old are u

[NeRgYz]

how old are you


21...

[jus_me]

i just flash my engagement ring at them and that shuts them up

[fr_london]

next year summer........ :dance3:

Inshallah

[khanbaba_]

OMG. i hate u! :sarb:

kiun?
:rolleyes:

[Y a N k E e]

21...
wow i thought you were my age

[TashaBatasha]

btw how old are u
too young for shadi :p

[NeRgYz]

Inshallah


Inshallah..... :D

[khanbaba_]

Trying to hit on the aunt?? Che che sharam kar yaar


27 ko anutie boltay hain?

[NeRgYz]

wow i thought you were my age


how old are u??

[TashaBatasha]

kiun?
:rolleyes:
ur gettin married tonite and phir ur askin me why i hate u? :mad:

[BaByGirL24]

when im 24 :p

[Y a N k E e]

how old are u??

18 ...

[sheerin]

too young for shadi :p
lol so why do aunties do that to u.........I never got anyone saying that to me never and I hopefully don't want 2

[twisted_heat]

> 30.

[kashif1986]

when im 24

[NeRgYz]

18 ...


u r same age as my brother....pplz mistaken me as 16

[sheerin]

when im 24 :p
really I want to get married by 21 I want to get it over with :neutral:

[ragdoll.]

never.

[T.Dimera]

i've been hearing that questions for 5 years now....i'm getting tired of it

[Y a N k E e]

u r same age as my brother....pplz mistaken me as 16

you look younger ... but not as young as 16 lol .

[khanbaba_]

ur gettin married tonite and phir ur askin me why i hate u? :mad:

pata hai larki kon hai?

[NeRgYz]

you look younger ... but not as young as 16 lol .


:D.......

[fr_london]

never.

Lesbian???

[Y a N k E e]

:D.......


... is that good ?

[dopekhor]

some time in the distant future, when i can stand on my own

[NeRgYz]

... is that good ?


of course....

[khanbaba_]

some time in the distant future, when i can stand on my own

are u on wheel-chair?

[Notorious_Stud]

hmm 24ish hopefully! If it works out.... :mrhappy:

[Y a N k E e]

of course....

lol .. good . :dance3: .

[TashaBatasha]

pata hai larki kon hai?
all I know is that shes 27! u ghande bache

[dopekhor]

are u on wheel-chair?
yes at mo i am, cuz the chair i am sitting on has wheels :|

[fr_london]

Am i the only person who gets annoyed by being asked constantly???

[khanbaba_]

all I know is that shes 27! u ghande bache

hamari shaadi kab ho ge?

[P4ki4Lyf]

before im 23

[TashaBatasha]

hamari shaadi kab ho ge?
oii KITNI SHADIYAAN KARNE KA IRADA HE :eek:

[selina_786]

Errr just get married when you finaly find a woman you want to commit to for the rest of your life. (Or perhaps that is a bad idea?)Unless ofcourse you have commitment issues and paranoia gets the best of you yo.

lol

[dopekhor]

oii KITNI SHADIYAAN KARNE KA IRADA HE :eek:
jitnay mumkin!

[Squishdwg]

really I want to get married by 21 I want to get it over with :neutral:

Thatz a great way of looking at it..lol!!

[TashaBatasha]

jitnay mumkin!
everything is mumkin..how many do u want?

[fr_london]

Errr just get married when you finaly find a woman you want to commit to for the rest of your life. (Or perhaps that is a bad idea?)Unless ofcourse you have commitment issues and paranoia gets the best of you yo.

lol

Why is that a bad idea?

[dopekhor]

Errr just get married when you finaly find a woman you want to commit to for the rest of your life. (Or perhaps that is a bad idea?)Unless ofcourse you have commitment issues and paranoia gets the best of you yo.

lol
only if it were that easy!

before getting married, u need to have a stable job and a moderate bank balance, cuz u need to pay your wife during the kabin!

[selina_786]

Why is that a bad idea?
Maybe you prefer short term relationships lol

[dopekhor]

everything is mumkin..how many do u want?
like i said if possible more then 1, but then again u need the clear concent of your wife to marry again, which is very unlikely

[khanbaba_]

oii KITNI SHADIYAAN KARNE KA IRADA HE :eek:


tum batao..
u don mind having a sookan?

[*1001Nights*]

before im 23
yea me 2...hopefully

[TashaBatasha]

tum batao..
u don mind having a sookan?
i thought it was sootan.g

[kashif1986]

Errr just get married when you finaly find a woman you want to commit to for the rest of your life. (Or perhaps that is a bad idea?)Unless ofcourse you have commitment issues and paranoia gets the best of you yo.

lol

do u have commitment issues?

[fr_london]

Maybe you prefer short term relationships lol

Astagfirullah!!!
No issues with commitment, im just happy with being single at the moment after the first one went wrong.

[selina_786]

do u have commitment issues?
Well I know, he won't. Lol.

[selina_786]

Astagfirullah!!!
No issues with commitment, im just happy with being single at the moment after the first one went wrong.
rofl @ astagfirrulah.

Yea good idea, get over the first crazy woman.

[kashif1986]

Well I know, he won't. Lol.
lol

[khanbaba_]

i thought it was sootan.g

wo hi na
woh tumhari sokaan
tum shehr wali..wo gaun wali

[fr_london]

rofl @ astagfirrulah.

Yea good idea, get over the first crazy woman.

Kutti, left me with the kid (which im happy about)

[TashaBatasha]

wo hi na
woh tumhari sokaan
tum shehr wali..wo gaun wali
i cant marry u...i dont understand ur stupid urdu.

[khanbaba_]

i cant marry u...i dont understand ur stupid urdu.

koi gal nahi
i ll donate u my urdu to english dictionary

[BoO bOo]

eermm when m like 23 but thats if i find my prince charming. :kekeke:

[fr_london]

wo hi na
woh tumhari sokaan
tum shehr wali..wo gaun wali

Shabash khanbaba, you got it worked out well. Inshallah your wish will come true. In sure Gaun Wali wont have a problem, shehr waali koh manana pareh gaa

[fr_london]

eermm when m like 23 but thats if i find my prince charming. :kekeke:

try the fairytales

[TashaBatasha]

Shabash khanbaba, you got it worked out well. Inshallah your wish will come true. In sure Gaun Wali wont have a problem, shehr waali koh manana pareh gaa
his sheher wali will be an imported gaoun wali!

[khanbaba_]

Shabash khanbaba, you got it worked out well. Inshallah your wish will come true. In sure Gaun Wali wont have a problem, shehr waali koh manana pareh gaa


shehr wali ko gaun wali ka kon bataye ga?

[khanbaba_]

his sheher wali will be an imported gaoun wali!

u calling ur self an imported gaun wali?

[BoO bOo]

try the fairytales
:tears: ...hope!

[fr_london]

his sheher wali will be an imported gaoun wali!

Thats 1 proper gaoun wali and 1 shehr wali imposter. Either way, im sure he will be happy with the two

[khanbaba_]

Thats 1 proper gaoun wali and 1 shehr wali imposter. Either way, im sure he will be happy with the two

gaun wali in burkha
shehr wali wid tite patloon
=)

[Angel Frm Heaven]

shehr wali ko gaun wali ka kon bataye ga?
:roflbow: poor girlys...

[TashaBatasha]

Thats 1 proper gaoun wali and 1 shehr wali imposter. Either way, im sure he will be happy with the two
he sure will. not sure if the shehey wali and gaaon wali will be happy with him tho.

[fr_london]

:tears: ...hope!

Keep your hopes alive....and if all else fails i have a way.

[fr_london]

gaun wali in burkha
shehr wali wid tite patloon
=)

Do a Om puri from East is East in that case and do a gori

[khanbaba_]

:roflbow: poor girlys...

why poor?
dono aish karain ge

[khanbaba_]

Do a Om puri from East is East in that case and do a gori

no gori
:mad:

[fr_london]

he sure will. not sure if the shehey wali and gaaon wali will be happy with him tho.

LOL

[fr_london]

no gori
:mad:
Chalo phir kaali. Abb nakhreh chor doh

[khanbaba_]

Chalo phir kaali. Abb nakhreh chor doh

kali?
abey marwana hai
aik afghani
aik pakistani

[khanbaba_]

he sure will. not sure if the shehey wali and gaaon wali will be happy with him tho.

tum apni fikar karo
gaun wali ko choro

[TashaBatasha]

tum apni fikar karo
gaur wali ko choro
wtf is gaur wali>? eik aur a gai?
gaon wali ka to pata he.. :sarb:

[PrOfFaSeE]

2moro

[kashif1986]

2moro
congratulations

[khanbaba_]

wtf is gaur wali>? eik aur a gai?
gaon wali ka to pata he.. :sarb:

pahlay in do ko tou control kar loon

[fariha786]

An auntie (not a real aunt) today asked me when im getting married. Im sure everyone gets asked the question, especially at weddings. What do you say in response to that question??




I said "when your daughter is ready" I dont think she will ask me again.


when i will find a right person :rolleyes:

[miss_qupid]

i usually run away... when they ask such questions...

avoid it liek a plague...

[fr_london]

when i will find a right person :rolleyes:

Good luck, I will make dua for you since i am a bit of a pessimist at the moment

[TashaBatasha]

pahlay in do ko tou control kar loon
:stupid:

[khanbaba_]

i usually run away... when they ask such questions...

avoid it liek a plague...

muj saay shaadi karo ge?

[fr_london]

i usually run away... when they ask such questions...

avoid it liek a plague...

Why???? Sharam ati hai??

[khanbaba_]

:stupid:
pata hai tum satuupid ho

[fr_london]

muj saay shaadi karo ge?

I thought you wanted 2??? y u hitting on everyone?? stop being greedy

[miss_qupid]

Why???? Sharam ati hai??
Jee hain.....


it makes me feel all funny...


I think the worse is last year at my cousins wedding, one of our family friend went around telling every1 i was going to be her daughter in law... I would hide every time i saw her...

[TashaBatasha]

I thought you wanted 2??? y u hitting on everyone?? stop being greedy
noone wants him..so he keep tryin.
hes too short. All the girls r over 5 f (sorry khanbaba)

[khanbaba_]

noone wants him..so he keep tryin.
hes too short. All the girls r over 5 f (sorry khanbaba)

haha
chup kar
don put me on the spot here
:neutral:

[khanbaba_]

I thought you wanted 2??? y u hitting on everyone?? stop being greedy

u can hve my gaun wali

[TashaBatasha]

haha
chup kar
don put me on the spot here
:neutral:
who r u talkin to??Im the SHEHER WALI.not gaon. chup karein kudh

[khanbaba_]

who r u talkin to??Im the SHEHER WALI.not gaon. chup karein kudh

laat mar kar bahir nikaloon ga
samji

[dandiwal_jatt]

8 years from now
u all are invited

[TashaBatasha]

laat mar kar bahir nikaloon ga
samji
laat maar ke me na nikalon. Ghar kiska hoga. MERA

[khanbaba_]

laat maar ke me na nikalon. Ghar kiska hoga. MERA

meraaur kis ka..jao apnay maikay

[TashaBatasha]

meraaur kis ka..jao apnay maikay
Aap shaid bhool rahe hein..mere mummy daddy ne hi ye ghar diya he! get out!

[khanbaba_]

Aap shaid bhool rahe hein..mere mummy daddy ne hi ye ghar diya he! get out!

app bhool rahe hai..
app aik chaprasan thee..ap ko street say utha kar maim sahiba bana diya

[fr_london]

Jee hain.....


it makes me feel all funny...


I think the worse is last year at my cousins wedding, one of our family friend went around telling every1 i was going to be her daughter in law... I would hide every time i saw her...

You should be honoured

[fr_london]

Aap shaid bhool rahe hein..mere mummy daddy ne hi ye ghar diya he! get out!

Ive got a spare room, TashaBatasha, your welcome to stay

[fariha786]

app bhool rahe hai..
app aik chaprasan thee..ap ko street say utha kar maim sahiba bana diya


:wtf: apni aukaat to dekh pheley.. stupid.
bathroom saaf karney wale lOL..

[khanbaba_]

Ive got a spare room, TashaBatasha, your welcome to stay

sharam kar
apne bahabi say asay baat kartay hain

[khanbaba_]

:wtf: apni aukaat to dekh pheley.. stupid.
bathroom saaf karney wale lOL..

chal hat malangan

[fariha786]

chal hat malangan


tu kitna bada flirt hai.. tujhe kaise koi kudi milegi? har ladki kee saath flirt karta phriuta hai? koi sharam haya hai kya? :rolleyes:

[fr_london]

sharam kar
apne bahabi say asay baat kartay hain

Spare room kaha, apna room nahin.
Chalo, mien nahin toh koi aur sahi!!

[youheartme2]

:( I have no one to marry...

[khanbaba_]

tu kitna bada flirt hai.. tujhe kaise koi kudi milegi? har ladki kee saath flirt karta phriuta hai? koi sharam haya hai kya? :rolleyes:

teray saath tou nahi kiya na
jalan hote hai
dafa ho moti

[fr_london]

:( I have no one to marry...

Will you marry khanbaba???

[khanbaba_]

Spare room kaha, apna room nahin.
Chalo, mien nahin toh koi aur sahi!!


tera koi barhoosa nahi
teri niyat main shaq hai

[khanbaba_]

Will you marry khanbaba???

no
i have 4 alreadi

[youheartme2]

no
i have 4 alreadi


:hand:

[fariha786]

teray saath tou nahi kiya na
jalan hote hai
dafa ho moti
mujhe jalan nahi hoti .. tum mei isa kya hai jooh mujhe jalan hogi? :neutral:

[khanbaba_]

:hand:

:wavey:

[youheartme2]

:wavey:

:no:

[fr_london]

:hand:

Me???

[khanbaba_]

mujhe jalan nahi hoti .. tum mei isa kya hai jooh mujhe jalan hogi? :neutral:

who sab kuch jo teray main nahi hai
ab mera peecha choro

[fariha786]

no
i have 4 alreadi
tujhe waise shaadi karney ki kya zarorurat hai?? lol.. tere kaam to waise hee ho jaiga.. :neutral:

[khanbaba_]

:no:

:mad:

[fr_london]

tera koi barhoosa nahi
teri niyat main shaq hai

Shaq hai toh naareh peh talah laga doh

[khanbaba_]

tujhe waise shaadi karney ki kya zarorurat hai?? lol.. tere kaam to waise hee ho jaiga.. :neutral:


shaadi ka aur maza hota hai

[khanbaba_]

Shaq hai toh naareh peh talah laga doh


aur chaabi?
wo meray hawalay kar day lol

[youheartme2]

Me???
no, him

[fr_london]

tujhe waise shaadi karney ki kya zarorurat hai?? lol.. tere kaam to waise hee ho jaiga.. :neutral:

Iss ka kya matlab?? kya vakeh khanbaba mein takaat nahin hai??
issey liyeh "baba" hai?

[fariha786]

shaadi ka aur maza hota hai


kya maza hota hai mere ko bhi bata :sarb:

[khanbaba_]

kya maza hota hai mere ko bhi bata :sarb:

main shaadi say pahlay asay waisay kaam nahi karta
:rolleyes:

[fariha786]

Iss ka kya matlab?? kya vakeh khanbaba mein takaat nahin hai??
issey liyeh "baba" hai?
mere samjhj nahi aaye :sarb:

[khanbaba_]

Iss ka kya matlab?? kya vakeh khanbaba mein takaat nahin hai??
issey liyeh "baba" hai?
apni bahabi say pooch
kitne taakat hai

[fr_london]

no, him

Let me try the khanbaba classic

Kehneh keh toh baat nahin
phir beh raha na jai
will you marry me??

[fariha786]

main shaadi say pahlay asay waisay kaam nahi karta
:rolleyes:
tu shaadi see pheley eisee waise kaam nahi karta :sarb: magar.. shaadi karny key baad bechari ladkiyo ki ... izzat aur zindagi zaroor barbaad kar sakta hai :rolleyes:

[fariha786]

Let me try the khanbaba classic

Kehneh keh toh baat nahin
phir beh raha na jai
will you marry me??


yar buri baat

[fr_london]

mere samjhj nahi aaye :sarb:

He has no strength left in him (cant get an erection)
is that why he is "baba"?

[fr_london]

yar buri baat

Aur keseh shaadi ho geh??

[khanbaba_]

tu shaadi see pheley eisee waise kaam nahi karta :sarb: magar.. shaadi karny key baad bechari ladkiyo ki ... izzat aur zindagi zaroor barbaad kar sakta hai :rolleyes:

bechari larkiaan?
meri biwiz hain

[khanbaba_]

tu shaadi see pheley eisee waise kaam nahi karta :sarb: magar.. shaadi karny key baad bechari ladkiyo ki ... izzat aur zindagi zaroor barbaad kar sakta hai :rolleyes:

waisay tumhain shaddi say phlay shaadi ka maza chaka sakta hoon
:rolleyes:

[fariha786]

bechari larkiaan?
meri biwiz hain


:no: :Pray: ALLAH reham kare

[fariha786]

waisay tumhain shaddi say phlay shaadi ka maza chaka sakta hoon
:rolleyes:

chal door hautt besharam mei waisee kuri nahi :o

[khanbaba_]

:no: :Pray: ALLAH reham kare

meri chote biwi kisi kay saath bhag gaye hai
vacancy hai..apply karo lo

[khanbaba_]

chal door hautt besharam mei waisee kuri nahi :o


ab itne bhi masoom bhooli bhali nahi ho

[fariha786]

meri chote biwi kisi kay saath bhag gaye hai
vacancy hai..apply karo lo
nahi :neutral:

[fariha786]

ab itne bhi masoom bhooli bhali nahi ho
mei in rate desi ki fake kuriyo se to bahut masoom hoon.. atleast mei bure kaam nahi karte is bat ka Khuda gavah hai ;)

[khanbaba_]

mei in rate desi ki fake kuriyo se to bahut masoom hoon.. atleast mei bure kaam nahi karte is bat ka Khuda gavah hai ;)


ham koi bura kaam tou nahi karnay walay
pyar main kia harj hai?

[TashaBatasha]

Ive got a spare room, TashaBatasha, your welcome to stay
thanks...Bathroom alag he?lol

[TashaBatasha]

Will you marry khanbaba???
ROLF!!!

[*jaanam*]

they ask n then notice the ring

[khanbaba_]

thanks...Bathroom alag he?lol


kitne gande ho tum
:eek:

[khanbaba_]

ROLF!!!

dant nahi nikalo

[TashaBatasha]

kitne gande ho tum
:eek:
jao farha se flirt karo fatzo

[fariha786]

jao farha se flirt karo fatzo
mei eisee kaam nahi karti :neutral:

[TashaBatasha]

mei eisee kaam nahi karti :neutral:
wo to dekh liya aunty ji! :D

[khanbaba_]

jao farha se flirt karo fatzo


farha tou back up hai
tum ao meray pas

[khanbaba_]

wo to dekh liya aunty ji! :D

farha hamaray kam karay gi
bachoon ki daikh bhaall while we go party

[TashaBatasha]

farha tou back up hai
tum ao meray pas
ewww. kiss ur doodwales hath

[fariha786]

wo to dekh liya aunty ji! :D
nahi aunty nahi :mad:

[khanbaba_]

ewww. kiss ur doodwales hath

dafa ho
churail kaheen ki

[khanbaba_]

nahi aunty nahi :mad:

farha tu abhi jawan hai
:p

[fariha786]

farha tou back up hai
tum ao meray pas
yaar mere sach mei dil kar raha hai ki mei apna sandal utar kar tumhee zor zor see maaron ke neel padh jaye.. :neutral:

[khanbaba_]

yaar mere sach mei dil kar raha hai ki mei apna sandal utar kar tumhee zor zor see maaron ke neel padh jaye.. :neutral:

tumhara dil bhi hai?

[fariha786]

ewww. kiss ur doodwales hath
:rofl: isse handsome to mere doodh wala tha..

[TashaBatasha]

yaar mere sach mei dil kar raha hai ki mei apna sandal utar kar tumhee zor zor see maaron ke neel padh jaye.. :neutral:
lol seriously..agar aap ne esa kiya, then I will stop callin u aunty!

[fariha786]

tumhara dil bhi hai?
zaaliyat na kar.. aur jaa tere biwi mareggi

[khanbaba_]

lol seriously..agar aap ne esa kiya, then I will stop callin u aunty!


jao tumhain talak

[fariha786]

lol seriously..agar aap ne esa kiya, then I will stop callin u aunty!

nahi yeh khan baba pitney ke layak hai.. i;ll beat the shit out of him if he comes infront of me.

[khanbaba_]

zaaliyat na kar.. aur jaa tere biwi mareggi

me no speak african

[fariha786]

jao tumhain talak
waise shaadi kab hoyi thi :sarb:

[khanbaba_]

nahi yeh khan baba pitney ke layak hai.. i;ll beat the shit out of him if he comes infront of me.


aur main bhi tereay saath wo karun ga..
baar baar meray pas hi aye ge

[TashaBatasha]

waise shaadi kab hoyi thi :sarb:
inke khaab me hoi thi

[fariha786]

aur main bhi tereay saath wo karun ga..
baar baar meray pas hi aye ge


gandey :bash:

[khanbaba_]

nahi yeh khan baba pitney ke layak hai.. i;ll beat the shit out of him if he comes infront of me.

apni aukaat daike hai
tu tou murgi bana kay spankin karnay kay laiq hai
:rolleyes:

[khanbaba_]

inke khaab me hoi thi
tuje tou main baad main daikh loon ga
boht free na ho

[fariha786]

apni aukaat daike hai
tu tou murgi bana kay spankin karnay kay laiq hai
:rolleyes:


mujhe shahru see maloom tha ki tumhare gande mijaaz hai :rolleyes:

[khanbaba_]

gandey :bash:


tumhain boht pasand aye ga
bolo gi

'dil mangay more"

[khanbaba_]

mujhe shahru see maloom tha ki tumhare gande mijaaz hai :rolleyes:

phir ider apna time kiun zaya kar re ho

[fariha786]

thanks...Bathroom alag he?lol


:roflbow:

[TashaBatasha]

Farha and khanbaba ur urdu sucks, r u punjabi?


KHANBABA: AAB dekheein...aap ki mere msn se chotti! tata ! :Pelvic2:

[khanbaba_]

Farha and khanbaba ur urdu sucks, r u punjabi?


KHANBABA: AAB dekheein...aap ki mere msn se chotti! tata ! :Pelvic2:


kia hua
khud urdu nahi ate

[fariha786]

Farha and khanbaba ur urdu sucks, r u punjabi?


KHANBABA: AAB dekheein...aap ki mere msn se chotti! tata ! :Pelvic2:


nahi jee.. mei punjabi nahi..

mei indian (muslim hoon) ;)

[khanbaba_]

i lost ur msn
:o

[fariha786]

Farha and khanbaba ur urdu sucks, r u punjabi?


KHANBABA: AAB dekheein...aap ki mere msn se chotti! tata ! :Pelvic2:


tashaa... apko shayad khud urdu nahi aati :neutral: aap bhi Abcd ho?amReekan born confused desi

[TashaBatasha]

i lost ur msn
:o
yeah rIIIIITE

[khanbaba_]

yeah rIIIIITE

sachi nahi mil raha
muje message karo

[TashaBatasha]

tashaa... apko shayad khud urdu nahi aati :neutral: aap bhi Abcd ho?amReekan born confused desi
nAHI, Im Norwegian born desi, and MashAllah my urdu is very achi. LOL.
Actually u guys were sayin tere tare n stuff..so I was wonderin.. :sarb:

[khanbaba_]

tashaa... apko shayad khud urdu nahi aati :neutral: aap bhi Abcd ho?amReekan born confused desi

yes shes consufed desi lakin not amreekan born

[fariha786]

i lost ur msn
:o
iske jaise munde kabhii bhii kisi ladki kaa pata(address), Phone number ya... email id nahi bhool sakti :rolleyes:

[TashaBatasha]

sachi nahi mil raha
muje message karo
shut up. mere see baat mat kareein! :(

[khanbaba_]

iske jaise munde kabhii bhii kisi ladki kaa pata(address), Phone number ya... email id nahi bhool sakti :rolleyes:

kia bar bar kar re ho
kuch samaj nahi ate muje tumhari
lol

[khanbaba_]

shut up. mere see baat mat kareein! :(
i lost all my contacts
is liye nahi
mesage karo gol gapi

[TashaBatasha]

yes shes consufed desi lakin not amreekan born
mera pura biodata deni ki zarorat nahi he. :o

[TashaBatasha]

i lost all my contacts
is liye nahi
mesage karo gol gapi
U BLOCKED ME..UR NOT ONLINE ON MY LIST I THINK..WHATS UR UGLY NICK !

[fariha786]

nAHI, Im Norwegian born desi, and MashAllah my urdu is very achi. LOL.
Actually u guys were sayin tere tare n stuff..so I was wonderin.. :sarb:
ohh aachaa... mei Usaa mei born hoyi thi magar i went back to india..when i was like 6 or 7... grew up there and came back to "amreeka" for better education n stuff.. isliye mei .. typical desi hoon ;)

[khanbaba_]

mera pura biodata deni ki zarorat nahi he. :o

like pahlay kisi ko nahi pata

har taraf teray hi charchay

[khanbaba_]

U BLOCKED ME..UR NOT ONLINE ON MY LIST I THINK..WHATS UR UGLY NICK !

im not online
abhi sign on karta hoon

[pakigirl497]

this is like the first time i heard some1 speak urdu on the forums..im enjoying it :p

[fariha786]

i lost all my contacts
is liye nahi
mesage karo gol gapi

gol gappi :roflbow:

[khanbaba_]

this is like the first time i heard some1 speak urdu on the forums..im enjoying it :p

ur welcome to join

[fariha786]

this is like the first time i heard some1 speak urdu on the forums..im enjoying it :p
hahahha.. waisee when some onee talk in urdu.. there amreekan born call them.. FObs.. waisee who gives a shit.. ;) .

our lingo is the best

[khanbaba_]

gol gappi :roflbow:

apne bateesi andar karo

[pakigirl497]

ur welcome to join

awh why thank you i'd love to
mein bhi kuch kehti ager mujhay pata hota ye thread kahan tuk phonchi hai , mein nay sirf pehlay 2 pages parray hein

[fariha786]

apne bateesi andar karo
bade funny ho tusi

[pakigirl497]

hahahha.. waisee when some onee talk in urdu.. there amreekan born call them.. FObs.. waisee who gives a shit.. ;) .

our lingo is the best
wohi na! lets show our true fobbiness :dance3:

[fariha786]

awh why thank you i'd love to
mein bhi kuch kehti ager mujhay pata hota ye thread kahan tuk phonchi hai , mein nay sirf pehlay 2 pages parray hein

abhi tak to theek thaak hai.. magar../ bas in "amreekans" ke ane ka darr hai :neutral: Ruin ho jaigi

[TashaBatasha]

ohh aachaa... mei Usaa mei born hoyi thi magar i went back to india..when i was like 6 or 7... grew up there and came back to "amreeka" for better education n stuff.. isliye mei .. typical desi hoon ;)
lol soo umake ur masales n stuff at home instead of eatin gharam masala from the store..wots it called shaan masale or sumthin

[khanbaba_]

awh why thank you i'd love to
mein bhi kuch kehti ager mujhay pata hota ye thread kahan tuk phonchi hai , mein nay sirf pehlay 2 pages parray hein
bas yeh tasha meri shahr wali biwi hai..boht lafangi aur awara gard hai
any tipz ok ctakin her into my qaboo

[TashaBatasha]

awh why thank you i'd love to
mein bhi kuch kehti ager mujhay pata hota ye thread kahan tuk phonchi hai , mein nay sirf pehlay 2 pages parray hein
lol hey! ur new to the forums? :wavey: name age income please
were lookin for rishta for khanbaaba

[khanbaba_]

lol hey! ur new to the forums? :wavey: name age income please
were lookin for rishta for khanbaaba

u want 1 more sookan?
toba toba

[pakigirl497]

bas yeh tasha meri shahr wali biwi hai..boht lafangi aur awara gard hai
any tipz ok ctakin her into my qaboo
hmmm....aisi larkiyan aasani say kaabo mein aa sukti hein...bas osay itna saabit kardo kay oss kay siwa tum orr kisi say pyaar nahi kertay . Sirf wohi woh hai...koyi gaoun wali nahi

[pakigirl497]

lol hey! ur new to the forums? :wavey: name age income please
were lookin for rishta for khanbaaba
lolz well im not looking for some1 im taken...im 22 btw

[khanbaba_]

hmmm....aisi larkiyan aasani say kaabo mein aa sukti hein...bas osay itna saabit kardo kay oss kay siwa tum orr kisi say pyaar nahi kertay . Sirf wohi woh hai...koyi gaoun wali nahi


lakin gaun wali bhi hai na..wo itne fazool kharch nahi hai
yeh shahr wali nay to muje kangaal kar diya hai

[fariha786]

lol soo umake ur masales n stuff at home instead of eatin gharam masala from the store..wots it called shaan masale or sumthin


ji , humare ghar mei.. masale piss te hai..(mixy mei ab to) magar jab india mei the to.. sil baatey pe).. kabhi kabhii hum shaan masaley use karte hai.. ;)

[fariha786]

u want 1 more sookan?
toba toba
sOkan? matlab

[khanbaba_]

ji , humare ghar mei.. masale piss te hai..(mixy mei ab to) magar jab india mei the to.. sil baatey pe).. kabhi kabhii hum shaan masaley use karte hai.. ;)

kia tum desi ghee main churi bhi khate ho?

[khanbaba_]

sOkan? matlab

sokan matlab
meri gaun wali , shehr wali ki sookan hai

[pakigirl497]

lakin gaun wali bhi hai na..wo itne fazool kharch nahi hai
yeh shahr wali nay to muje kangaal kar diya hai
to phir shahr wali kay peechay kiyon parray ho..ye to bilkul nakami hai....goli maaro issay...orr gaoun wali ko modern bana lo . . .

[fariha786]

hmmm....aisi larkiyan aasani say kaabo mein aa sukti hein...bas osay itna saabit kardo kay oss kay siwa tum orr kisi say pyaar nahi kertay . Sirf wohi woh hai...koyi gaoun wali nahi
true

[khanbaba_]

to phir shahr wali kay peechay kiyon parray ho..ye to bilkul nakami hai....goli maaro issay...orr gaoun wali ko modern bana lo . . .

lakin shehr wali tite patloon pahnte hai..
gaun wali bilkul bewaqoof hai

[fariha786]

kia tum desi ghee main churi bhi khate ho?
naww...zadaa ghee shee nahi :neutral:

[khanbaba_]

naww...zadaa ghee shee nahi :neutral:
i can imagine ur 5 ungliaan in ghee
lol

[pakigirl497]

lakin shehr wali tite patloon pahnte hai..
gaun wali bilkul bewaqoof hai
bewaqoof to wo ho he nahi sukti..kiyon kay tumhi na kaha tha wo fazool kharch nahi hai... or osay patloon pehnana sikha do...to woh bhi modern ban jaye gi shehr wali ki tarah..orr tumara masla hal ho jaye ga

[khanbaba_]

bewaqoof to wo ho he nahi sukti..kiyon kay tumhi na kaha tha wo fazool kharch nahi hai... or osay patloon pehnana sikha do...to woh bhi modern ban jaye gi shehr wali ki tarah..orr tumara masla hal ho jaye ga


shehr wali ko bahir nikal karun?
lakin wo aameer zaadi hai..meray buss partner ki ladlee baite hai

haina tasha/

[pakigirl497]

shehr wali ko bahir nikal karun?
lakin wo aameer zaadi hai..meray buss partner ki ladlee baite hai

haina tasha/
hehe tasha maan bhi jaou.....i give up trying to convince him to get rid of u:p

[fariha786]

shehr wali ko bahir nikal karun?
lakin wo aameer zaadi hai..meray buss partner ki ladlee baite hai

haina tasha/
uske paiso kee pichey hai :sarb:

[khanbaba_]

tum sab boht ki susat ho

main aya das min..

nazreen phir miltay hain waqfay kay baad...

[fariha786]

hehe tasha maan bhi jaou.....i give up trying to convince him to get rid of u:p


agar tasha chali jaigi to yeh kisi aurr ko pakar laiga... :neutral: ...itna bada flirt hai yeh

[desi_shawrty]

I'll start looking after 21 and i'll actually get married around 23 --24ish I should be done with school then:D
Hopefully i'll find the right one before i'm budhi

[fariha786]

I'll start looking after 21 and i'll actually get married around 23 --24ish I should be done with school then:D
Hopefully i'll find the right one before i'm budhi


urdu Please

[fariha786]

tum sab boht ki susat ho

main aya das min..

nazreen phir miltay hain waqfay kay baad...


kider ja rehey ho??? dusri ko pataney :)

[pakigirl497]

oooOoo well guys it was nice talking with u all :wavey:

[jibran251]

An auntie (not a real aunt) today asked me when im getting married. Im sure everyone gets asked the question, especially at weddings. What do you say in response to that question??




I said "when your daughter is ready" I dont think she will ask me again.
:rofl: ...................yea Unless your educated...................... :neutral:

[jibran251]

I'll start looking after 21 and i'll actually get married around 23 --24ish I should be done with school then:D
Hopefully i'll find the right one before i'm budhi
wELL UHH............COUGH COUGH.................HE MIGHT BE RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU............................. :wavey:

[desi_shawrty]

urdu Please
Mey na 21 saal ki jaab ho jao gee to larka dhoondna shuroo kardoo gee

Phir shadi karoo ge jab koi 23--24 saal ki ho jao gee
tab tuk mery parhai bhee complete ho jai gee inshallah

[desi_shawrty]

wELL UHH............COUGH COUGH.................HE MIGHT BE RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU............................. :wavey:
lol who knows haha
I'm way too picky though i've been told that i'll never find the perfect guy for me by alot of people lol even some family members told me that:no: lol
So i've droped the dream of my perfect ideal guy now :rolleyes:

[jibran251]

lol who knows haha
I'm way too picky though i've been told that i'll never find the perfect guy for me by alot of people lol even some family members told me that:no: lol
So i've droped the dream of my perfect ideal guy now :rolleyes:
if you meant dreamt..........than

Bet I was in it though......................... :neutral:

[khanbaba_]

agar tasha chali jaigi to yeh kisi aurr ko pakar laiga... :neutral: ...itna bada flirt hai yeh


tu khud flirt ho ge

[sheerin]

lol who knows haha
I'm way too picky though i've been told that i'll never find the perfect guy for me by alot of people lol even some family members told me that:no: lol
So i've droped the dream of my perfect ideal guy now :rolleyes:
aww its ok wht is ur ideal guy i'll help u I'm still looking for mine also :(

[TechPhunk]

33 baby.

[desi_shawrty]

aww its ok wht is ur ideal guy i'll help u I'm still looking for mine also :(
lol the list is too big, but like i've seen some guys who match the looks but then don't have the personality i'm looking for. They just seem to have one or the other but I have alot of time to find the right guy but I don't think i'll find him here in holland, michigan there's like no desis here at all what so ever.

[sheerin]

lol the list is too big, but like i've seen some guys who match the looks but then don't have the personality i'm looking for. They just seem to have one or the other but I have alot of time to find the right guy but I don't think i'll find him here in holland, michigan there's like no desis here at all what so ever.
just 2 gaves a heads up I been in ny my own life and allmost all these deais are wantabe gangers.........:no: its sad wht some desi's do