If your extremely hot wife stepped in your food...

[..::Bobby::..]

Inspired by the thread: " If a extremely hot girl stabbed you 10 timez with a knife (http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=174502) "

Your wife cooks some food for you, and then while you're eating she steps on it with her naked feet, what do you do?

Lick it off her feet
Slap her
Slap her, demand she cooked some food for you

"demand she cooked you somemore"*

[MrT]

You suck at making polls, dumbass!

[RacingSoul]

i'd go jihad on those feet :mad:

[..::Bobby::..]

You suck at making polls, dumbass!
Lets just over look that.

[suhailio]

Wtf, why would your wife be walking on the dining table while you are eating anyway?

[..::Bobby::..]

Wtf, why would your wife be walking on the dining table while you are eating anyway?
Not walking, she deliberately does it.

[suhailio]

Not walking, she deliberately does it.

Now that would be a turn on. I'd stab her feet with a fork hoping she would get turned on by that too.

[..::Bobby::..]

Now that would be a turn on. I'd stab her feet with a fork hoping she would get turned on by that too.Lol, thats abit mean.

And plus what if you're eating roti and don't have a folk?

[jassika]

Not walking, she deliberately does it.
:rofl:

[suhailio]

Lol, thats abit mean.

And plus what if you're eating roti and don't have a folk?

Then i'll smash the plate of whatever is cooked on her feet.

Bloody wife.

[suhailio]

:rofl:

Don't laugh. You should respect the food.

:Paper:

[MC_Punjab]

kehtay hain nakal ke liay be akal honi chahiay ...

this has to be by far the lamest thread ever!!!
and by hitting ur woman u're not proving anything.

[..::Bobby::..]

Then i'll smash the plate of whatever is cooked on her feet.

Bloody wife.
Why not, strip her first and then do that and subsequently lick the food off her body?

[Peacemaker]

id slap her and then order her to make me somemore food while having sex...coz im rick james bitch!

[..::Bobby::..]

and by hitting ur woman u're not proving anything.
Lol, thats so ironic coming form a Punjabi. My dad always slaps my mom - well not always when she does something crazy.

[Saj__666]

Now that would be a turn on. I'd stab her feet with a fork hoping she would get turned on by that too.

LOL!

id not say anythin. eat my food in peace innit

then, a few months down the line, when the opportunity presents itself, when we're in the bedroom playin with the strawberries & whipped cream, and the moods all lovey dovey, a bit of Joe playin in the background and some candles lightin her nakedness, id tie her up (cos she likes it like that innit)
and smother her with the whipped cream, whisper in her ear to close her eyes, feed her a strawberry
and then trample all over her
see how the bitch likes that

Saj__666

[..::Bobby::..]

I'd just lick it off her feet. We are talking about your "extremely hot wife" here.

[sachin_patel]

i'd lick it off her feet and then make love to her :D

[MC_Punjab]

Lol, thats so ironic coming form a Punjabi. My dad always slaps my mom - well not always when she does something crazy.
wow, great role model your dad is for you.

and don't u ever fuking dare bring the Punjabi thing in. u may come from an illiterate family but don't mean all desis are that way.

[MolviCorleone]

LOL!

id not say anythin. eat my food in peace innit

then, a few months down the line, when the opportunity presents itself, when we're in the bedroom playin with the strawberries & whipped cream, and the moods all lovey dovey, a bit of Joe playin in the background and some candles lightin her nakedness, id tie her up (cos she likes it like that innit)
and smother her with the whipped cream, whisper in her ear to close her eyes, feed her a strawberry
and then trample all over her
see how the bitch likes that

Saj__666


:rofl:

[Walktheline]

this place is full of freaks.
woo hoo.

[Saj__666]

this place is full of freaks.
woo hoo.

welcum to the club im sure ull fit in jus fine :p

Saj__666

[nadiafreez]

well ill ask her "honey why did you step on my food"

[zaph69]

Inspired by the thread: " If a extremely hot girl stabbed you 10 timez with a knife (http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=174502) "

Your wife cooks some food for you, and then while you're eating she steps on it with her naked feet, what do you do?

Lick it off her feet
Slap her
Slap her, demand she cooked some food for you

"demand she cooked you somemore"*

whatever the sequence of events, i'd apologise. all men should know, when you are at the feet of a woman, you are in no position to do anything BUT apologise!

[nadiafreez]

To the thread Maker: Ok well 99 percent of the times. when a hot wife would step on a person's food. They will ask why?

can you take this thread to the next level by telling us what the wife would say?

[madam_jade]

Why not, strip her first and then do that and subsequently lick the food off her body?

:rofl: You're such a perv. Is all this talk of wives making you abit sad and lonely? I'm sure you'll get married by the time you're at least 40. You still have a few years yet haina? :hug:

[..::Bobby::..]

^ lol, what If am gay?

[..::Bobby::..]

wow, great role model your dad is for you.

and don't u ever fuking dare bring the Punjabi thing in. u may come from an illiterate family but don't mean all desis are that way.
Well we Punjabi's are not renowned to be academics now are we? who are you trying to kid blud?

[madam_jade]

^ lol, what If am gay?

Wouldn't that be a trip. :rofl:

[samosa321]

lol - So bizarre.

[Canadian_jatti]

Now that would be a turn on. I'd stab her feet with a fork hoping she would get turned on by that too.
lol

[dandiwal_jatt]

feet is feet, why would u want to lick it